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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2021
- PLEASE DON'T SKIP TO 16:59.
You're here to sleep, right? Take your time! Enjoy yourself. Close your eyes and go to sleep! This ASMR video has whispering, tapping, mouth sounds and so many more for tingles + sleep! I hope you enjoy!
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*skips to **16:59**:*
*doesn’t fall asleep*
“Reality is often disappointing”
my disappointment is immeasurable and my sleep schedule is ruined
Skip to 17:00 That might work
Lol
@@kayser353 now say its a joke
@@kayser353 I think they know that bud
Jojo: "Did you skip to 16:59 immediately"
Me: *uh no I skipped to **16:58**, entirely different*
Yes I should have done that
@Alp İsa Göltaşı you're
LMAO 🤣
Same
I skipped to 16:57
Timestamps:
0:00 - Triggers
16:59 - Triggered
19:20 - Triggers
Underrated comment
@@loonymoonlight17 fr fr
@@loonymoonlight17I agree, fellow sir
Very underrated 😊
True
Timestamps 😊😊
0:00 intro to 2:00
Face brushes 2:00 to 6:23
Sponge 6:23 to 10:40
Blue noddles I think 10:20 to 12:37
Foam 12:37 to 16:00
Hand 16:58 to
Bro there’s no time stamps after 16:58 because you fell asleep 😂
@@The_Chosen_Epic that's the joke
@@cap2304wooahhhh
r/Ijustshitmypants
r/Ijustshitmypants
The guy who fell asleep at 17:00: "My disappointment is immeasurable and my night is ruined."
May I just say that you have a really cool pfp
Lol
@@Ender-wd1lk Thanks, I made it myself.
Just remember don't trust anyone
@@Ender-wd1lk agreed
When you fall asleep before 16:59 “Mission failed, successfully”
Seems like a phantom forces reference. Heh
@@vvertigo719 ahh I haven't played pf in a while that game is fun
@@forg8595 Actually better than some aaa fps games
I can agree with that
@@vvertigo719 how
Me resisting the urge to skip knowing that this asmr is top tier
The first ASMR video I watched. Thank you Jojo for introducing me to ASMR!
Him: “did you skip to 16:59”
Me: *instant panicking* n-no I d-didn’t
Lol
n o
Yes, yes I did
When i saw that I looked at my friend whispered "oh no" lol
I did actually lol
this man is genius. the reason he put 16 minutes 59 seconds EXACTLY is because 1659 is the year the first shrek movie came out. so subtle, but I appreciate a true fan when I see one :)
Damn
@@rivertus no it wasnt
@@sorryikeepchangingmychanne6599 it was a joke
@@rivertus 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
@@rivertus Shrek the Dreamworks movie came out in 2001 but Shrek the original Pixar movie did indeed come out in 1659.
I would never have saw myself listening to asmr, but your asmr makes me relax and make it easy to sleep! I have many things happen in my life and it makes me stress! It’s hard to sleep with al that stress. But u make me relax and sleep very quickly! Thank you so much✨✨
the fact that i watched this asmr to sleep, and i come back at it on 17:01 is crazy!!
me falling asleep before 16:59 and waking up at 21:33 seeing shrek on the screen:
I think we skipped a few steps
Lmao
Lol
LMAO That's freaking awesome 😂😂
And then you hear: Shreck is love, shreck is live
No literally
“I’ll just skip to it so I won’t fall asleep in the meantime”
**skips**
“See? Didn’t fall asle-“
**falls into a coma**
Sup 22 min ago
@@luhsxsa Sup 1 hour ago
@@Puwunda Sup 2 hours ago
@@lucasolivo2785 sup 2 minutes ago
@@kcoolgamer189 sup 2 minutes ago
The lighting is amazing I love the vibe it's giving
I remember this was the first Jojo asmr video I ever watched when it first came out over 3 years ago. I’ve watched pretty much every day since then. Thanks for all the videos Jojo
timestamps
00:00 intro
2:43 = pink brushes
6:32 = sponge
10:36 = blue tassels
12:36 = styrofoam
16:06 = hand and mouth sounds
17:00 - 28:29 = i don't know, i slept
Thanks bro 😉
Understandable. Have a great day ✌️
lmao
Honestly it’s good you wrote "I don’t know, I slept" because what comes after is... well quite green
Didn’t fall asleep lmao
Jojo: "Did you skip the video to 16min?"
Me: * Thanos voice * Impossible
Underrated comment
HAHAHA
When you skip to 17:00 haha ain’t nobody catching me lackin
@@theceninja4813 Yeah i did that
Law
I did not skip and I loved every second. I actually bought a sleeping mask with Bluetooth speakers built in because of your amazing content for sleep. You're simply the best JoJo! Thank you for everything that you do!
I thought I would definitely lie awake until the timestamp. To this day this video has successfully put me to sleep every single time within 12 minutes. I’m surprised.
“Did you skip to 16:59 straight away when you clicked on this video?” No I actually waited like a minute and a half.
I HATE SHREK
THAT WAS EXACTLY MY REPLY WTH 😭😭😭
@@intelegentbean3111 I hate u
I waited until he said to not skip
I waited 27 seconds
Me:*skips to 16:59*
Jojo:”did you ski-
Me : *rewinds video to beginning*
Ahahah oh my god dude you are a funny one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Def not sarcasm
Hehe
Good coment!:D
i just did that and go see am i only one who did that
@@cilee1087 no your not I am here for u
i started watching for the first time three days ago and i am in love with it keep up the good work
man love your stuff
ya
I love it Jojo! Keep up the good content
Jojo: “Did you skip threw 16:59?”
Me: “ yesn’t”
Lol
Good humor
@AUNI QAISARA BINTI NASARUDDIN Moe same😍
@@1luvvxs ever heard of yukiyukite
@@lemonduck4378 yeah, this is just for fun lmao
now I'm scared to press on the time stamps because of jokes like
"Me: skipping to 16:59
Also me: See? Nothing happen-
*falls into coma* "
Lol
*time code*
@Potato Tornado bruh r u OK?
@Potato Tornado idk u clicked on the time stamp, so gotta be sure everything is fine
You got comA
But I dead
My ghosy typing message 😂
This must be one of the most easiest and satisfying job on the internet
i was so high when i watched this so when he told me not to skip to 16:59 and i did, i thought he actually knew what i did and i thought i was in trouble
Weird flex but okay
Wtf lol
Oh uhm alrighty then 👀
greeened out my duuude😂greeened OUUUT
I feel bad for the people that don’t understand this
The one who didn"t skip:
he's a man of focus commitment and sheer will
I appreciate the kind words lol
I fell asleep before 16:59 accidentally lol so i never saw what was at 16:59 until tonight
And his name is John wick
thank you
Yep
Me
I rarely watch asmr but the one time I wanted to, this was the first result in my recommended
I've had this video on nearly every night to fall asleep to for nearly a year and only just had the idea to skip directly at 16:59 to finally see what it was about. I got the confirmation that I always fell asleep before that part 😂
When u fall asleep with AirPods in and wake up out of a dead sleep only to have to look for one of them for 30 mins to then find it in the same place you looked the first fckin time
I know
I taught that was just me 😳
Ah yes , I love it when they get into the blanket and you pick up the blanket and, they don’t fall out untill you go to but the blanket back onto the bed after tearing down the bed looking for them
Yup that's life
I felt
When the person finally falls asleep at 16:59:
“GrAmMaRLy cAN hELp"
Can someone help me I do not get this joke
This is possibly the most confusing joke I’ve ever seen
"ThiS SeNtEncE iS GraMmAtIcalLY coRrECT, bUt-"
LMAOOOO RIGHT
lol Minecraft
Love it
I’ve seen asmr vids but this.. Masterpiece, very relaxing.
The lighting is great 👍 i didnt skip and now i feel special
Jojo at 3:35: "Have you got all your work done?"
Me: * starts to completely stress out *
Right after
Jojo: "just relax"
Me: "how the hell am I supposed to relax if I can't stop thinking about all the work I *HAVEN'T* done today, but should have"
Lol same it’s just too late an I’m tired af
@@r3be_l holy shit i feel you,,, this shit
too much man
@@trinityyforce__ holy shit I feel you too 😂
@@DrewKodyGrey I feel you too man 😭
@@r3be_l same
people who stayed past 1659: I’ve won, but at what cost
your sleep
666 likes
@@kawaiitrashuwu ikr
@Trantin WTF
I couldn’t stay past 1659 because I was born in 1000
i thought it was weird i was thinking of batman and then i realized jojo was making dark knight references in my sleep
I used to always come back to this video it was my fail safe and I forgot about it for a while and now I'm back. Thank you again😊
Imagine if he screamed exactly at 16:59 so as to punish anyone who skipped and to wake up anyone who already fell sleep it would be perfect😂
I disagree
@@ahmetRY 😂lol
@@user-ll9bu8lb8w I dont agree that it would be perfect bro tf
@@ahmetRY how
@@drakdasnook1756 its not perfect to scream into peoples ears my guy
This entire concept relies on us being impatient... that’s called knowing your audience, smart man right there
I mean Im pretty sure that is just knowing the entirety of humanity not just his audience
Exactly.
It's called knowing humans
Me who didnt skipped instead i put the video X2 and got rid of my headphones for a less enjoyable time
My goals and mentality go bEyound your UNDERSTANDINGS
@@zamas8141 you are a madlad
I truly have insomnia… this was one of the best asmr vids ever from the best channel but I can’t sleep
I usually hate asmr that's slower like this,but omg I loved this-
I was low-key terrified that he was gonna scream at 16 minutes and 59 seconds
Someday I'm gonna make an asmr video and randomly scream in the middle of it
@@m0shpit ur evil I like dat ;)
@@m0shpit i just wanna say I'm a big fan
@@m0shpit Do are have is you dead?
@@m0shpit nice
Thank you so much I slept in like 16 minutes
People who waited when they see people who skipped:
You merely adopted the sleep i was born in it molded by it
Jojo: you’ll fall asleep at exactly 16:59
Me: *falls asleep at **5:00*
Jojo: *listen here you little sh1t*
😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh boy, it's almost 16:59 minutes! I can't wait to fall sle
Omg it just hit me what the joke meant -
Yeah! Same here I'm at 16:51 and I cant wait to fall asl
@@decc4555 so you just repeated his jo
@@Jearbearjenkins I see what you did th
@0 r 4 c l 3 bro stop this jo
Sometimes I wake up after listening to Jojo’s asmr and I see him standing in the corner staring wile he scratches the walls then the ceiling inching closer to me all while mumble whispering and scratching everything while I slowly fall back to sleep
9/10 I fall asleep every time 👍
Thought it was just me
I watched this soon as I woke up and ready to go so good for my brain
Me: skips to 16:59
Jojo’s ASMR: “And I took that personally.”
@The Cool Styler What do you mean how
The one that had a ppf that fits with the comment.
The guy who falls alseep at the 2 minute mark:
"I AM SPEED."
SpEeDrUn
Bro I feel asleep straight away what does that make me?
@@maxlevelwiisports9163 hyper speed
I am super sonic ultra fast ludicrous sped!
@@Kyunnie711 DUDUDUDUDU-
I fell asleep well watching this
Love your channel never stop posting ❤️
I’m coming back to this I fell asleep idk what time I slept
Me: *starts to feel sleepy at **16:55*
Mom: *starts vacuuming*
bye i was about to pass out until my mother knocked on my door like the police 💀
My mom: also uses vacuum
SO true! 😂
@@Physcs_ut_f_rder who tf vacuums at night
@@ben_niet_zo_origineel2615 Some people
Jojo: did you skip even when I told you not to
Me: listen man I can explain
Explain yourself
@@apollo_tm7454 your game sucks I killed girlfriend and made her head a hat scooby helped me :D
@@Nature1562 whaaaaaaaaat
Insomnia is hard af
@@Nature1562 nobody asked
I actually really like the lighting
I love how he asks us questions
Me: *Skips*
Jojo: I need to ask you a question and I need you to ans-
Me: immediately restarts the video
🤣
PLSSS 💀FR
I smiled hdjxjdjsjjskw
Jojo I'm so sorry please don't leave me!!
Where is it at?
when u fall asleep at 17:00: “ *mission failed, we’ll get em’ next time.* “
XD
LoL 😂😂😂
Jojo: did you skip to the 16:59
Me: skipped to 16:58😏
@@bodesasmr9302 smort
Copy
I FELL ASLEEP THANK YOUUUU
I did not skip, but the ASMR was really relaxing. Good video.
"I survived: staying awake past 16:59" sounds like a good book title for the "i survived" series
You just opened some repressed memories bc I completely forgot about that book series
True True
@@LilXaee *same*
I totally forgot about those series omg
wait how you didn't fall asle
Imagine if he just started screaming when we skip to 16:59
If I were an ASMRist I’d do that 🤩☠️
Lol
Lol
I would do that if I was an ASMRist 🤣
We would just evaporate lmfao
im going to be honest with you jojo ive been watching this video off and on for about 1 year now and tonight was the first time i actually even heard your message at the end
Asmr so good i feel asleep 5 min in
at exactly 16:59 he farts super loud as a diversion then knocks you out with a crowbar
thank you McDonald’s
Man, that’s crazy ❤️❤️🤤
HELLO, MCDONALDS.
FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE.
That is the funniest thing I’ve read today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Dude I’ve never heard a UA-camr say “consider hitting the like button.” How kind. You have my respect and my like
You must be new
Yah honestly must be new
how have you never heard that??
@@libertyprime619 I’ve seen like 2 or 3 of his videos before, but that was a while ago. I mostly watch let’s find out asmr and ephemeral rift
Same bro
i fell asleep when he did the intro hes that damn good. wow, frickin fallin asleep mid intro
16:59 is exactly when a sub leaves our teacher a bad note you can't change my mind
Me: *skips to the the part*
Jojo: did you just do what I said not to do?
*me slowly goes back to the beginning*
Good
underrated
Me: *falls asleep*
20:00 minutes later: *Wakes up to shrek playing with his balls*
This comment is way too underrated
This comment is criminally underrated
Submissive and breedable shrek
@Mobilethebacon e w-without m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-me. . . ? 👉👈😳
@@ermactually89 yo imagine someone clicked 20:00 because they just wanted to see shrek
Is it just me who was watching the video from the starting and fell asleep way before 16:59 and stayed asleep for like hours?
I feel like jojo should do more hand sounds, he’s so good at it.
When you actually wait until 16:59 and don’t get a reward and just get scolded for something you didn’t do: “reality is often disappointing”
No...
you get ASMR'ed BY SHREK
*gets angry and clicks fingers*
Hah, I just skipped
Lmao
Intro - 0:01 - 2:45
Tiny face brushes - 2:47 - 6:28
Green sponge - 6:31 - 10:35
PomPom - 10:37 - 12:25
Styrofoam - 12:38 - 16:06
Hand and Mouth noises - 16:10 - 16:59
You should be asleep by now :)
Thank you 💗💗
Ty! That was helpful
Like how!? Last night i can't sleep i open some videos didn't work and u did!❤ (Sorry for grammatical words,i have hard language amd don't know English much)
This video is great I love ASMR
Me skipping to the time stamp: I have made a severe lapse in my judgment and I am so sorry
Same, dude, same...
(I actually feel bad for some reason, I keep overreacting I need help my brain is weird)
@@aishidove I feel that, just know that when you get those feelings you're being harder on yourself than anyone scolding you would. Don't let it get to you
@Viashan Pillay wapse*
@@Official-rr7os huh?
@@Official-rr7os wap*
Jojo: “Did you skip to 16:59 right away when you started this video?”
Me: “No, I waited exactly 3:27 seconds.”
Same 😔✊✊
4:15 I skipped
So no one is gonna talk about the fact that he whispers multiple joker dialogs of the dark knight?
omg its 16:57 minutes i just cant wait to fall alseejjjjjjkh6ytttttttttt5tttttttttttttttt5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5t5tt
Me:starts to fall asleep at 16:58
Mom:starts making a smoothie in the blender
Me: no…. NO MOM WAIT-
*Jojo suddenly appears*
Jojo: …
me: NO WAIT JOJO I CAN EXPLAIN-
Jojo: My disappointment-
Me: oh wait! *clicks off video*
Jojo: 👁👄👁
Lol😂
For me, right when I was about to pass out..my thumb hit another vid and it was Markiplier screaming in his intro💀
@@brutishwing2.090 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@brutishwing2.090 I feel really bad that must have been painful
My respect for people who didn’t skip to 16:59 and waited 📈📈📈📈📈📈 Edit:Thank u for 1000 likes this is the most likes ive ever had!
i didnt know that he asked us not to skip ahead and now i feel bad :[
Thanks for the time stamp, really didn’t feel like skipping all the way there
i searched for a scream lmao
Me wen they say don’t do it 🪡🧵
Thanks :> I just like his whispering.
i'm so excited, I'm at 16:56 right now! can't wai
Like the lighting 👍
People: Oh man i can never fall asleep
Me: *skips to **16:59** and instantly falls into coma*
PLS
PLS
Fr 😳‼️
PLS
Plot twist: he ordered a hit man to knock us out with a metal rod when the video hits exactly 16:59
Lol and also 1v1 in arsenal
Plot twist his plan backfired because the hit man couldn't find a way in so he gave up.
@@softiexemma8313 yessir I lock my doors... I feel bad Imma open it :(
is that why my head hurt?
Ok now I’m scared because he hearted youre comment 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁
I CAN'T BELIEVE I fell asleep at that time 😱👏👍
NAH BRO REALLY CAUGHT ME BRO TOOK NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
it’s 2:55 am and i’m literally crying from laughter because of this comment section
IKR
Ikr XD
IKR 😅
Wow it was 2:55am when I read this comment💀
@@ambiguouscamel8826 2:57😳
He looks like he’s really enjoying what he’s doing a lot. Very genuine
Who knows
Your right
Imagine making money for putting people to sleep
@@Le_General_Affame Doesn't sound like a bad job tbh
@@anti-loganpaul7827 exacly, legal murder
Bro when he was telling me off for skipping, I felt like a 6 year old child being told off by my mother for drawing on the walls. 😂😂😂
This video doesn't lie, I skipped to 16:00 and fell asleep after one minute. 😲😲
The person who fell asleep at 16:58: *"Reality can often be disappointing"*
stolen
@@senorduck4591 nah
@@jie4840 the top comment is litterally the exact same thing he wrote only top comment was first thats the definition of a stolen comment lmao
@@misterjay9955 no. I didn't write the top comment. I'm not copying anyone or anything. I'm just typing what I feel like typing.
@@goodaimbelike ikr those people are so annoying like why would they even care if it's copied or not it's a comment section not original comment section
The person who's phone died at 16:58- my disappointed is immeasurable and my night is ruined.😔
Same as pc and computer
And even laptop
But they are lucky when they are doing it when it is on charge
dissapointed.
@@BritishGuy69420 well, if your PC dies, your week is kind of ruined, or at least until you replace it.
It was 10pm when I got into bed and I on this vedio, I heard some relaxing sounds and then I woke up at 7am in the morning!
cool, ikr
19:00 Shrek doing asmr is something I never knew I needed in my life until now
i’m really close to 16:59 and i’ve been having trouble getting to sleep so i’m kinda exci
@DCrayfish r/ihadastroke
@@electricspex8649 he sleeping let him sleep😩😩🥴🥴
oh thats cretettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
I swear I could’ve seen this comment or a very similar one on Dong ASMR’s video.
i really hope ASMR, the one thing i havent tried would helpfgvppo)ng5