I like the running joke of how Captain Holt has zero interest in food and chooses to eat flavourless food for nutritional intake. Yet he has natural talents in cooking.
I'm positive that's only bc Gina was holding back the desire to slap him up and down due to the stress of his situation. If anything it just speaks to how merciful she and Amy truly were lol.
@@ohboilienme too. She is a perfectionist that loves instructions. But I think the sodium thing was a writer attempting to send home the message she is book smart not street smart.
@@justine8387idk… they’re not that similar to me? In my experience ppl good at chemistry are good at following the recipes but not going off the beaten path, so Amy would not be able to cook like Charles, but would still figure out that table salt is different from baking soda
No matter how many times I watch that scene I get excited waiting for Holt to say "and didn't even know it." Then laugh at Holt being Holt by not saying it. XD
I love Rosa’s annoyed expression the whole time Jake and Doug are enjoying the hotel room.😂😂😂 Also, I laughed at the ridiculousness of Holt saying he’d look for some untoasted bread.😂 It’s just bread then!🤣
As soon as I saw the title, I assumed I should *not* be eating while watching, but then you didn’t include Jake’s hot tub wrap, mashed potato Amy, or Jake eating while looking at Scully’s foot. That’s so kind of you!
23:32 how could you skip the part where the next morning Holt gives Charles toasts and he surprisingly acknowledges that Holt is a natural chef (tho has no interest in it)
35:58 omg it is there sorry I’m late I was… eating lol but here I correct myself (also remind ya he said later “now I know how Salieri felt” the guy who saw the talent of poor little Mozart)
30:17 as someone who has lived in Canada for 99% of my life, we do have pizza, it is not sweet, I have no idea what Manitoba Sauce Cake is, and you can get everything from authentic Neopolitan, to NYC style, to Chicago Deep dish, to thick crust 😂
Eating roast chicken and mashed potatoes whilst Boyle tells us it's his favourite food. 🍗 Should have washed it down with 2 litres of orange drank though!
I love that after Jake says the Thanksgiving toast, his bingo card is already all filled out. You know he filled it out on the elevator up or something along those lines, because he knew his toast would make Charles cry. Stupid smart.
You could tell holt was lying when he said “ it’s delicious” instead of it is delicious 😂. He stayed true to character. It’s the small things that make this show hilarious
Boyle's food blog should be real. I mean, he talks about pizza's mouthfeel
I know right? 😂 food bloggers should at least copy this
Mouthfeel is an integral part of pizza enjoyment
Yay mouthfeel!
I started my own pizza ranking and in Boyle’s honour I have included mouth feel
@@thebakeosaurusrex8361don't tease us share the link!
like imo maize/corn dust is top tier mouthfeel
I like the running joke of how Captain Holt has zero interest in food and chooses to eat flavourless food for nutritional intake. Yet he has natural talents in cooking.
I never realized that 😮.
Natural talent that is bolstered by having read Charles food blog
Also, Holt is a wine snob. A world traveler. An educated, erudite elitist in almost every other regard.....it's inconsistent.
@@deanoost9599 and hilarious
They really included Caleb the Cannibal in “Moments to watch before you eat” 💀
The secret is eating the evidence
Woodworker*
*Caleb the wood worker
Worse thing is I'm eating dinner rn... And it's traditional with rice and I get to have meat with it 😢
Fun fact: I found this right after making myself food. The title does not disappoint.
Lol I went to take a lunch break and clicked without reading then I seen it halfway through the video.
I found it while searching for b99 videos to watch during lunch
God I will forever love B99. All the characters are integral to the plot and the actors’ chemistry is amazing.
I love how at 5:04 Hitchcock and Scully are approaching the pie.
Chef Boyle is the only one who can stand up to Gina.
I'm positive that's only bc Gina was holding back the desire to slap him up and down due to the stress of his situation. If anything it just speaks to how merciful she and Amy truly were lol.
I will forever love this show. It’s my comfort show
i'll never understand Amy not knowing the difference between salt and baking soda despite being very smart.
Because sodium bicarbonate and sodium chloride are almost the same to someone who knows lot about theory and nothing about food.
@@justine8387sure but it also has different everyday names and those are very different. I agree, it felt out of character, never believed it.
@@ohboilienme too. She is a perfectionist that loves instructions. But I think the sodium thing was a writer attempting to send home the message she is book smart not street smart.
@@justine8387idk… they’re not that similar to me? In my experience ppl good at chemistry are good at following the recipes but not going off the beaten path, so Amy would not be able to cook like Charles, but would still figure out that table salt is different from baking soda
@@justine8387But wouldn't book smarts mean being good at following instructions and orders like a recipe?
" 9 Onions , Oh Amy "😂😂
Holt - "I'm a poet, and I didn't even know I was rhyming those words". Most underrated subtle joke.
He should have said "ha, I'm a poet and didn't even know it 😂
@@SnappySnappyturt exactly. That's the joke.
No matter how many times I watch that scene I get excited waiting for Holt to say "and didn't even know it." Then laugh at Holt being Holt by not saying it. XD
One of my favourite lines in the whole show. Classic Holt!
that one hurt deep and made me laugh loud at the same time!!!
I love Rosa’s annoyed expression the whole time Jake and Doug are enjoying the hotel room.😂😂😂
Also, I laughed at the ridiculousness of Holt saying he’d look for some untoasted bread.😂 It’s just bread then!🤣
Someone has to be the adult.
I love how scully says "hey jakey" and then tells him about somthing super cool
Adding Caleb in here is too iconic 😂
RIP to our beloved captain 🪦🕊🕊🕊
As soon as I saw the title, I assumed I should *not* be eating while watching, but then you didn’t include Jake’s hot tub wrap, mashed potato Amy, or Jake eating while looking at Scully’s foot. That’s so kind of you!
I mean, there *was* the disturbing hoof stew thing
@@tillieking3348The hoof is the best part of the stew!
@@tillieking3348 and the cannibalism
The mash potato part is there
...oh nonono..don't eat the burrito
"*sobs* I'M Disgustiing"
"She was so young"
"Ya for a redwood tree" 😂😂😂😂😂
23:32 how could you skip the part where the next morning Holt gives Charles toasts and he surprisingly acknowledges that Holt is a natural chef (tho has no interest in it)
35:58 omg it is there sorry I’m late I was… eating lol but here I correct myself (also remind ya he said later “now I know how Salieri felt” the guy who saw the talent of poor little Mozart)
it wasnt toast
It was definitely not toast
'ill have one lobster thermador, extra thermador on the side' still don't know what that is to this day lmao
It's lobster thermidore, duuuuh
Look it up. Oh my lord it looks delicious
16:55 Amy's Thanksgiving dinner disaster reminds me so much of Rachels trifle 😂
That Sloppy Jessica looked so good!
It’s the food you enjoy while eating but regret it later 😂
@@saz19s8story of my life
Brooklyn 99 found out how I spend my nights on UA-cam. Snacks with the 99.
Honestly I love watching b99 videos on UA-cam while I'm cooking. And inevitably while adding salt I chide myself for putting the salt in can to pan.
I made myself a bowl of ramen with uncooked noodle bits sprinkled on top before I sat down to watch this haha
Scully so happy when he says ‘when I woke up I had so much mail!’ 😅😅
this is my favourite video since just now every time I eat I search up Brooklyn 99 food episodes and watch them NOW THERES A COMPILATION
I'll love this show for ever
"I'm a textbook people pleaser, it's a real problem"
"Nutrition bricks" 😂😂
When I saw "40:45 min" my heart skipped a beat.
AND I BROKE INTO THE BIGGEST SMILE THANK YOU GUYS
the fact that holt STOPS rhyming after "im a poet" is hurting my soul every time
Shouldve been a poet and i didnt even know it
@@rhhhhr647no that's what a normal non-robotic person would say. That's the joke..
Caleb being in this compilation is kinda wild 😂
As someone who likes to watch UA-cam videos while eating, I appreciate this. 👏🏻
Also Boyle on 0:00 is such a mood 😂
I love how Jake is more worried about Boyle possible last words are "Sporegusbord". And not him being potentially dead!
im starting to think more and more that Boyle runs this channel😂
The moment I saw this come up, my mother asked me if I wanted eggs. Immediately I said yes and make some toast as well!
Uncooked toast, yum.
@@steakkniveswhen did they say it was uncooked?💀
When you finish the series and you kinda want to watch it again but not really so you watch these compilations :D
Yeah…
The Thanksgiving episode is such a favorite. Had a satisfying payoff and we got Boyle's cooking skills to shine
0:08 Lobster Thermidor and Baked Alaska. Sounds like the writers play The Sims. ❤
Some of the best food to taste in the series imo:
Captain Holt's Sandwich,
Boyle's recommended Pie,
Amy, Jake's arm, The Green Cake
You filthy person, just listing Amy in there! 😂
30:17 as someone who has lived in Canada for 99% of my life, we do have pizza, it is not sweet, I have no idea what Manitoba Sauce Cake is, and you can get everything from authentic Neopolitan, to NYC style, to Chicago Deep dish, to thick crust 😂
As a Manitoban, can confirm we definitely do not call it Manitoba Sauce Cake 😂
When Boyle get's serious about food he'd make Gordon Ramsey run for the hills.
Love how youtube puts seven ads in the video to force people to buy their awful premium :) So cute of them
Premium is amazing to be fair. I'd do it just for ability to download endless music/shows for offline, nevermind no ads!
@@Entropy__ Did someone pay you to say this? Bc if so, a bit on the nose :)
@@auroratripodi4808I mean, they're right.
@@RJ-rp8yd I mean you keep missing the point :)
No surrender!!!
12:03 Holt’s and Peralta’s face at the end of this scene gets me every time. 😂
The baking soda thing gets me every time.
20:57 Holt: *BAGEL* 🥯 *BAGEL* 🥯 *BAGEL* 🥯
Eating roast chicken and mashed potatoes whilst Boyle tells us it's his favourite food. 🍗 Should have washed it down with 2 litres of orange drank though!
If he could smuggle ramen into the prison, couldnt he have just smuggled phone into the prison?? 😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for still providing us with b99 🥰
I know Boyle is supposed to be lame and annoying...but this guy is next level...
9:42
I want a sandwich...
I make a sandwich...
I eat the sandwich.
Perfection.
2:16 "i spent 10 long years thinking about what i would do "😂😂😂😂😂
I can watch Holt spit out Amy's food 12:54 a thousand times and it will be funny every time😂 "urg this is revolting" in that deep monotone voice🤣
White rice,brown rice,just some of the rices I love
I’m gonna watch this while I’m not eating! What are you gonna do, stop me?
Honestly my favorite is 0:00, makes me laugh every time lol
"It imploded in my mouth." with the pleasantly surprised self-readjustment in the seat is weirdly adorable for some reason.
The end of the Hitchcock and scully episode is imprinted in my brain.
“Take my breath awayyyy”
0:42 that eye roll though😂😂😂
I’m probably the most adventurous eater in my family but I will definitely draw the line at a hoof.
"im drowning my sorrows in octopus balls" should be in the new national anthem
Scully being the giant baby🥺🥺😍😍
"Stone fruits and stones: Stones food of the Paleolithic Era" ... Underrated swerve.
"I know just the thing to cheer you up. Wunch Is Dead!! BAGEL! BAGEL! BAGEL!"
I love Brooklyn 99
I'm so glad I finished eating before boyle started tounge punching a toenail
For some reason, I agree to Holt saying that ice cream is the saddest food.
I love that after Jake says the Thanksgiving toast, his bingo card is already all filled out. You know he filled it out on the elevator up or something along those lines, because he knew his toast would make Charles cry. Stupid smart.
THE TIMING! dinner watching sorted 😎😂
& quite surprisingly I binged into it while having my evening tea
So good watching this and eating udon. Just 👌 perfect!
I don't like ice-cream, but I am craving it when I'm deeply depressed. for me it is also a saddest food 36:32
It was a good and comfort show
4:36 early season Rosa voice always throws me off for a sec 😂
4:03 legend has it Amy never cut bread again
*oh my GOODness I’m very intoxicated* 😂❤
“Let the city go to purge.” The main reason I love this show, you can’t be sure where the joke is coming from or even what it might be.
I love how at 4:30 you can hear a little of her real voice
Bob’s “yum-“ always gets me 😂
omg 35:10 is jaco from agents of shield, the big guy with the beard in the background!!!
this is insane theat caleb is here
Watching this while I eat, thank you B99 UA-cam channel!!
You could tell holt was lying when he said “ it’s delicious” instead of it is delicious 😂. He stayed true to character. It’s the small things that make this show hilarious
Boyle is a food savant!!
My lunch breaks are now slightly more exciting
Nutrition Bricks😂😂😂
That's the most Holt snack ever
Only Charles could make takoyaki sound like something gross.
15:01 STEAK STUDS (X3)
17:26 THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID (Michael Scott)😂😂😂
She thought it would work, but just because Baking Soda is Sodium Bicarbonate, it's not the same as Sodium Chloride aka Salt.
HELP WAIT JAKE LIKE EATING HIS PIZZA AND THEN SCULLY SAYING "THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S ALL MOLD"
How did you watch that within the same minute the video was posted?!?
Broo.. Including that cannibal in this compilation was illegal😂😂😂 10:30
Boyle must be a food content creator nowadays.
“I’m a poet and didn’t even know..”
there was no way I was expecting him to just continue into an average sentence and not the usual ending rhyme😂
Petition for Boyle's blog in real life PLEASE
Chef Boyle is possibly my favourite. I love that for him!
3:10 😂😂 not the v neck
This account knows it audience, I watch Bnn clips whenever I eat lol
Thw fact this video is so lonng says it all😂
The opening scene got me choking on my dinner😂😂😂
WATCHING WHILE EATING