Chinese Santa - Fresh Off The Boat

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
  • Jessica and Louis convince Evan that Santa is Chinese! Watch a scene from Fresh Off The Boat - Season 7, Episode 10: "The Real Santa."
    Subscribe: goo.gl/mo7HqT

КОМЕНТАРІ • 142

  • @gerritawuy422
    @gerritawuy422 8 років тому +1121

    Mitches expression " never knew this" really knocks me down LOL

    • @suilao9468
      @suilao9468 3 роки тому +6

      Hes terrible T_T, i dropped my icecream

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast Місяць тому

      Mitch lacks intelligence a lot. When a customer asked him if they could split the bill, he literally split the actual bill.

  • @lucha8711
    @lucha8711 8 років тому +1034

    "Because the real santa..... Is chinese" - Jessica
    LMFAO

  • @VioletIceFire
    @VioletIceFire 8 років тому +1275

    LOL i diiiedddd "why do you think it says 'made in china'??"

    • @StreetDrilla
      @StreetDrilla 3 роки тому +9

      why dont chinese kids believe in santa
      because they make the toys

    • @subliteral
      @subliteral 3 місяці тому

      That's pretty compelling evidence if you ask me.

  • @wendychen4653
    @wendychen4653 8 років тому +533

    when the whole thing actually does make sense 😂

  • @gracec.7777
    @gracec.7777 8 років тому +584

    "All the white Santas are Chinese Santas Mitches"
    OMG XD

    • @Mahesh-vk5zj
      @Mahesh-vk5zj 5 років тому +5

      Like bitches

    • @dananajj
      @dananajj 5 років тому

      He didn't know either

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 років тому

      Gay ass show. Why cant abc just cancel it and make a better version of this show?

    • @avonord
      @avonord 5 років тому

      IRON MAN I swear that’s what I thought she said. Lol

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 років тому

      Evan was eight and is he seriously dumb enough to believe this bullshit considering he is a straight A student

  • @BioStephL
    @BioStephL 8 років тому +303

    All these white Santas are just Chinese Santana Mitches😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kellyleong3343
    @kellyleong3343 4 роки тому +38

    "Never knew this!"
    -Mitch
    Got Me cracking up LMFAOOOO

  • @fatgta4830
    @fatgta4830 6 років тому +63

    "Why do you think all the present he gives are made from china"
    I'M DEAD 😂😂😂😂

  • @ScratcherHeaven
    @ScratcherHeaven 8 років тому +590

    I'm so offended! Not!! Love this show! brings back memories of trying to assimilate into young american culture in the 80's

  • @izadinmaula6681
    @izadinmaula6681 8 років тому +624

    "made in china".. I see what you did there *I see what you did there face

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast Місяць тому

      Jessica also said fancy plates are called china cause Chinese people don’t use a dishwasher to clean them. I swear she should just stop talking if whatever comes out of her mouth is garbage or offensive.

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake 8 років тому +145

    Ah! This is why my christmas present was always has a "made in China" label on it.
    The real Santa is in China! Thank you Mrs. Huang. You open my mind. :D

  • @mysteriousshadowofdoom2311
    @mysteriousshadowofdoom2311 6 років тому +29

    "All the white Santas are Chinese Santas Mitches" THAT PUN THO

  • @ethanethan2060
    @ethanethan2060 5 років тому +3

    This is the first episode of this show I ever watched. My cousins first introduced me to this show when I was younger and I don’t regret watching this.

  • @charlesrusso7646
    @charlesrusso7646 6 років тому +21

    The best most refreshing funny show on abc

  • @yumiireland4510
    @yumiireland4510 6 років тому +31

    That ending though 😂
    I never knew this 😂

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 6 років тому +57

    How come I haven't heard of this conspiracy theory before? It honestly makes sense in this day and age. XD

  • @Peliculan
    @Peliculan 3 роки тому +3

    Jimmy woo did such a good job in this show.

  • @jenniferc.d.5775
    @jenniferc.d.5775 8 років тому +63

    nice theory, chinese santa lol

  • @skimlines
    @skimlines 8 років тому +162

    i didn't hear "mitches" i heard something else.

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 5 років тому +2

    LOL, "All of these White Santas are just Chinese Santa's 'Mitches' ". A very subtle play on words :)

  • @silverskater558
    @silverskater558 4 роки тому +3

    This sounds surprisingly accurate 😂😂😂

  • @jimday666
    @jimday666 3 роки тому +4

    Wow, it's the real Jim Halpert has a chinese family. Nice

  • @roninly5439
    @roninly5439 8 років тому +5

    Need to find the part with Panny the "everything" blob. That was hilarious.

  • @accordchiang7880
    @accordchiang7880 4 роки тому +1

    I just discovered this series from a meme on Facebook yesterday. It's great!

  • @patrickrad1735
    @patrickrad1735 4 місяці тому +1

    Good job

  • @LOL-tw7hh
    @LOL-tw7hh 6 років тому +6

    The "real" Chinese Santa is not ringing any bell on any street corner but is counting and recounting his pennies in his triple-locked underground iron-walled vault.

  • @IamtheMan1111
    @IamtheMan1111 7 місяців тому

    There's no Santa, only part timer who get hired to send gifts from parents because they got busy at jobs

  • @X.t.h.z
    @X.t.h.z 9 місяців тому

    Merry Christmas 🎉 2023!

  • @Ollieng6
    @Ollieng6 8 років тому +2

    they way she said "mitches" was so cute

  • @micheljones2076
    @micheljones2076 2 роки тому +1

    This applies to Wenwu in the MCU

  • @katieyang5438
    @katieyang5438 6 років тому

    That is a smart come back

  • @Rafiarulz
    @Rafiarulz 6 років тому +39

    "I've never seen a CHINESE Santa."
    Well uh... Jesus is actually Arab (Jewish) and yet he's depicted as a white man. lol

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 років тому +1

      The next year or the year after, evan will realise Santa isnt real.

    • @rosieg6989
      @rosieg6989 3 роки тому +1

      Yes I am white but I am sick of every single depiction of Jesus being white, his heritage as you said is Arab (Jewish) but is always depicted with light skin and light hair.

  • @kenl3884
    @kenl3884 6 років тому +1

    Merry Christmas!

  • @JJ-fb2lp
    @JJ-fb2lp 3 роки тому

    I am not surprised at all. The truth is Santa's last name is actually Wang. Santa Wang was a philosopher from Ming dynasty.

  • @Ravenstar2296
    @Ravenstar2296 6 років тому +1

    The collective "What?"

  • @DeesonJame
    @DeesonJame 5 років тому +1

    Now I know.

  • @GraceFaithGFDance
    @GraceFaithGFDance 6 років тому

    Fun fact: the real Santa was from Myra, Ancient Greece (now modern day Turkey)

  • @jochu-art
    @jochu-art 7 років тому

    god i love this so much

  • @Nikkyeshiva83
    @Nikkyeshiva83 7 років тому

    why isnt every episode streaming anywhere? thats why shows keep disappearing.

  • @mxtrem3
    @mxtrem3 8 років тому +5

    hahahaha amazing, love this show

  • @Sumi-bc6hj
    @Sumi-bc6hj 2 роки тому

    I was told that real Santa is an Asian Muslim because he works when everybody celebrates in winter and brings “Made in China” toys. He’s very busy because even if only several parts of the Earth celebrate Christmas, several parts celebrate New Year and other holidays, it’s still too much delivery work. This is why he has thousands of minions who do the delivery, but sometimes he sends money to parents to buy needed gifts if they are already manufactured and if your family decides to spend these money on something more needed like food or bills, it’s fine

  • @skimlines
    @skimlines 8 років тому +1

    this is great.

  • @allies7184
    @allies7184 3 роки тому

    Actually they're not far from the truth. St. Nicholas was born in the city of Patara (Lycia et Pamphylia), a port on the Mediterranean Sea, in Asia Minor. So, he was born in Asia, just not in China.

  • @pr3sari00
    @pr3sari00 4 роки тому

    just showed my kid this...lmao

  • @Okay-sf5pz
    @Okay-sf5pz 6 років тому

    Chinese also have a Santa is 财神爷

  • @ajobdunia4279
    @ajobdunia4279 8 років тому

    Or do you think the Chinese Santa is your grandpa 😏

  • @emmanuelsebi6964
    @emmanuelsebi6964 4 роки тому

    That clever

  • @rachaelm7084
    @rachaelm7084 6 років тому

    Love this!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @maxmillanmaxmillan
    @maxmillanmaxmillan Рік тому

    When I see FOB clips I think of the pervy producer who made her life stressful.

  • @clark9911
    @clark9911 6 років тому +1

    At 0:47 at the back of the guy, is that kim jong un?!

  • @misopark4055
    @misopark4055 6 років тому

    LOL all the toys are “made in China”

  • @JSharpie
    @JSharpie 5 років тому

    The punchline

  • @blurdreamer
    @blurdreamer 8 років тому +1

    Season 7???

  • @sideh000e5
    @sideh000e5 6 років тому

    "all these white Santa's are just Chinese santas mitches😂

  • @googleacc7115
    @googleacc7115 6 років тому

    Haha the description says season 7

  • @china-ustechnologicalparit3000
    @china-ustechnologicalparit3000 3 роки тому

    My​ English​ language​ Teacher​ from​ England​ said​ Santa is​ a​ Muslim​ person

  • @numathesaint872
    @numathesaint872 2 роки тому

    but..... i thought the red on santa's suits are the blood from all the children who didnt sleep and saw santa.
    ho ho ho . not witnesses.

  • @LXW-Arts
    @LXW-Arts 7 років тому +1

    makes sense

  • @lichen2769
    @lichen2769 8 років тому +1

    this is hiliarious

  • @alexsosna7180
    @alexsosna7180 7 років тому +1

    I thought of this a long time ago lol

  • @mentalbreakdown4114
    @mentalbreakdown4114 5 років тому

    Yes, the real Santa is Chinese.

  • @vincenthawthorne9360
    @vincenthawthorne9360 8 років тому

    The real Santa is Chinese!

  • @khairulazlan5318
    @khairulazlan5318 6 років тому +1

    Ahhhh love constance

  • @kasioz82
    @kasioz82 3 роки тому

    so fake yet so real...........lol

  • @anliqi7750
    @anliqi7750 7 років тому +3

    Hahaha!

  • @priscillajimenez27
    @priscillajimenez27 5 років тому +1

    Chinese? I thought he was Turkish lol

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому

      @TailsMiraiSomeiFan1997 not Santa but the St. Nicholas person who gave gifts to children. The concept or inspiration

  • @omar967
    @omar967 8 років тому +1

    噢,废话 !😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dikshagurung9863
    @dikshagurung9863 3 роки тому

    But Santa has beard

    • @rosieg6989
      @rosieg6989 3 роки тому

      Asian people can grow beards.

  • @amyc2974
    @amyc2974 6 років тому

    Lol

  • @petertanbengkee
    @petertanbengkee 6 років тому +1

    Is this a trade war satire?😭

  • @csmth96
    @csmth96 3 роки тому

    That mean Santa is racist 😭.

  • @ThuyHo-uj5nb
    @ThuyHo-uj5nb 4 роки тому

    Canada made santa...

    • @junevue9665
      @junevue9665 3 роки тому

      Canada is a joke

    • @rosieg6989
      @rosieg6989 3 роки тому

      @@junevue9665 As a Canadian I laugh at this, we aren't perfect but we are doing pretty well.

  • @diankumalasari5765
    @diankumalasari5765 6 років тому

    "made in china" lol

  • @rocklee9925
    @rocklee9925 7 років тому

    Lmao

  • @sul3159
    @sul3159 6 років тому

    0:20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EvanMcNeeley
    @EvanMcNeeley 8 років тому +2

    :D

  • @randomthings8487
    @randomthings8487 6 років тому

    *wot*

  • @NapoleonAquila
    @NapoleonAquila 5 років тому

    0:33 okay so santa is communist ?

    • @jkangc5120
      @jkangc5120 4 роки тому

      Not all Chinese are communists

  • @gunnmay3019
    @gunnmay3019 5 років тому

    Suo

  • @mathiasmorqubus
    @mathiasmorqubus 8 років тому

    Liked this show up till this episode. It was so forced so shoehorned in that it cheapens the series as a whole. Thanks disney!

  • @jadethompson1398
    @jadethompson1398 8 років тому +1

    very poor story line.. This episode is horrible

  • @Maria-im7li
    @Maria-im7li 5 років тому

    Christmas is a Christian Holiday most Chinese people don’t believe in Jesus they believe in buddha so he can’t be Chinese.

    • @KahSing82
      @KahSing82 4 роки тому +1

      Maria Abundez it’s a joke dear. It’s 2020 in another 2 weeks, come out from ur hibernation dearie 😏

    • @junevue9665
      @junevue9665 3 роки тому

      @@KahSing82 him sorry hes one of those 2020 imma sensitive looser people

  • @fujiki21405
    @fujiki21405 8 років тому +10

    ABC, plz stop this show, it is really terrible and leading mistake about Asian. I'm a Taiwanese, I support this show in the beginning. But obviously, the second season is totally ruin this show, it is not FRESH OFF THE BOAT, should call BOAT SINKING INTO THE WATER.
    First, if they are new immigrants, Chinese people didn't celebrate western festival in the begin, and their house have chinese god idols and spring couplet, they are even not christians.
    Second, this show should talk about identity confusing, but the story is digress from the subject and completely ruin it, I saw a lots racism. And this Santa episode is totally disaster.
    Just stop this show, or let true Eddie Huang come back and rewrite this show.

    • @jbl01456
      @jbl01456 8 років тому +48

      Shut up stop complaining idiot.

    • @Super_Chamchi
      @Super_Chamchi 8 років тому +9

      This show is pretty friendly compare to real life flesh off the boat. I worked with many of them and they are rude with bad manners. They act like the queen at the work place and you can't even tell them what to do.

    • @renation89
      @renation89 8 років тому +13

      +Abigale Sun actually it's pretty much accurate. it feels like watching my parents talking. lol

    • @ronong8213
      @ronong8213 8 років тому +35

      they aren't new immigrants. they just transfered from washington to orlando

    • @rollandibrahim4277
      @rollandibrahim4277 8 років тому +15

      You are so upset because you are one of Chinese Santa's bitches.