Yeah, we beat him up 6 times, dude has to deal with Yunli (hi3 wife.) abuse, (warranted since hi3 Yanqing was an abusive ass.) and he’s basically taking strays of a different life’s mistakes.. Dude doesn’t have parents, get his shit kicked in by 3 grown adults, and has to lead most of the cloud knights, and work as the side man of the general of the Loufu. Dude has a rough time, even if he’s the worst 5 star.
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 tbh, I kinda assumed it was Li Zhaoyu, off of the similarities, but it’s neither confirmed or denied. When I first did research on Yunli, she was more or less similar to someone else, but I don’t remember, since it’s been around a month or two since I did that, and it’s been a bit since I went HI3 lore diving :/ When Yunli first came out, people kept saying that she had relations with Yanqing, and The two generals were trying to put them together (especially Jing yuan.) but it was never confirmed, and it was more speculation. (Wouldn’t be surprised if it did happen tho, since HI3 characters tend to tread a similar party to their counterparts.) Also, Yunli is 100% not Senti, that’s just QQ :/ I could be wrong, but Yunli does look a bit like Li Zhaoyu, but that’s about it :/ (a lot of the HSR characters aren’t really their counterparts, they just take the name: loucha, Yanqing, bronya, Seele, sushang, kinda? Natasha, cocolia, welt is welt, since, duh, Himeko, and Acheron. Yeah, some of them have similar to same aspirations, and or feelings and fates: Bronya-seele ship, Himeko still wants to study the stars, cocolia is still an ass, ( *insert drunk venti meme* ) sushang still is trying to become a good swordsmaster, that type of stuff. But not all of them are the same, like loucha and Yanqing, with Yanqing having the arrogant part of him from HI3, but besides that, he’s nothing like the original.) It really depends, but assuming she might be who I think she is, and the rest of the theory crafting community, it could be either or. (Yunli is roughtly the age of Yanqing, both from generals, both losing their parents, and or into swords, and both trying to win the wardance for their own father-figure’s sake. If she wasn’t the expy of one of Yanqing’s wives, than it would be a good pairing either way, which I think Jing Yuan and Huaiyuan also picked up on, off of how they’be been acting with those two this arc, + the whole teaching March thing, which was funny, but I also think had some alterior motives besides keeping the express here..) But only time will tell.
@@evangelion518she literally summons swords, she shoots down hammers from the sky, calls upon the power of a Greek gods, and your first thought was the 100k base hit? She’s literally turning into those bad isekai protagonists.. XD
0:30 Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yangqing and March 7th: why is a Stellaron Hunter tied up like a pinata Jingliu: Training Blade: Send Help please I did not consent to this
Loved the new event. Since it rewarded eidolons for her, it actually felt like a ''real'' training arc. I hope the next three eidolons are gained with a similar event (albeit more polished).
@@gauhelldragonmaybe, that, or she’s on Jiaoqui/Feixiao’s banner, which is how we get the last 3. (Tbh, I thought we’re going have to gacha for the last 3, but hoyo really did want to put effort into march’s new form, since it’s broken af, and the path transition is really well done, since it is a “choose your path.” Type thing with MC.) I’m hoping it’s actually going to happen in the wardance, but besides that, really busted unit, ngl.
I'm surprised that we didn't see the MC and Dan Heng react to March's transformation. I can imagine them looking at her with a wide-eyed expression of shock and terror.
Can't wait for the Chad cosplays of March 7th. She has become one of the Jojo xD Reminds me of Hololive and Holostars cosplayers. Sometimes instead of cute girls and boys, we just want muscular girls and boys 🤣
two animations in a week? dork dragoon fans eating good I was completely expecting her to give up lol, this is a good punchline too. also I like the training montage, full of personality as always
In Yunli’s character summary on the HSR Yt page, Yanqing talked about the workout he and Yunli were trying to get March to do: - Yunli wanted 50 strength exercises (presumably stuff like the things in the March event.) and 15 miles of running. -Yanqing wanted 32 strength exercises, and 30 miles of walking. Either way, she was probably going to die from both.
I'm getting Emiya vibes. The teacher is a really strong sword user, student uses dual blades for some reason, wears a red jacket, and ends up really strong despite not having a history of swordsmanship.
No I want March to actually become buff from her training and then become a gym nerd for the rest of the story and have training equipment on her room. Yunli is supposed to teach her how to be strong enough to use that heavy blade. It needs to be canon.
i love how in the beginning it was only Yanqing and Yunli involved in the training, and then eventually looping in Bailu, Gui, Sushang, Jingliu, Blade and basically the entirety of Luofu lol
*Yanqing:* I think we overdid it on the protein shakes...😨 *Yunli:* And the workout regime....😰 *Trailblazer being dragged by March:* Oh....you think...? Help....me...😫
seeing a very muscular March 7th running at me wasnt something I thought Id ever see but here we are I guess
Might as well be like that in game too. She's strong af for a 4 star unit dude in her new form
giving much Buff Luca and Buff Sarisse vibes from Dragalia Lost
@@hambor12dragalia mentioned
0:42
*The slower you run the faster she approaches*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
That's
That's how speed works
Oh lawd she comin !!!
Every second you're not running, she's getting closer.
2 Posts in the span of a week. This truly was our Dork Dragoon
Maybe the videos we watch was the friend we made all along.
OURDRAGON
What a pity, even Yunli and Yanqing don't know how they were able to train March7th to become Buff7th :)
she got 2 playstyle, normal dps and break dps. I bet they train her in their own way resulting in those 2 different playstyle :v
@@bobbyanggunawan3407imagine if Yanqing was the first break dps ☠️ (maybe that’s why he does so little damage at e0 :/ )
This little march arc has made me want to try and max out Yanqing as my first maxxed character because I feel bad for him lmao
Yeah, we beat him up 6 times, dude has to deal with Yunli (hi3 wife.) abuse, (warranted since hi3 Yanqing was an abusive ass.) and he’s basically taking strays of a different life’s mistakes..
Dude doesn’t have parents, get his shit kicked in by 3 grown adults, and has to lead most of the cloud knights, and work as the side man of the general of the Loufu.
Dude has a rough time, even if he’s the worst 5 star.
Yanquing is definitely showing more maturity and well... perhaps I've treated him too harshly 😢
thats true, i think he finally can begin his redemption arc, also yunli got her own character development too
@@heilamwether8911 Who was Yunli in hi3? I feel like my memory evades me at this point...
@@abysscashierlightning-fast670 tbh, I kinda assumed it was Li Zhaoyu, off of the similarities, but it’s neither confirmed or denied.
When I first did research on Yunli, she was more or less similar to someone else, but I don’t remember, since it’s been around a month or two since I did that, and it’s been a bit since I went HI3 lore diving :/
When Yunli first came out, people kept saying that she had relations with Yanqing, and The two generals were trying to put them together (especially Jing yuan.) but it was never confirmed, and it was more speculation. (Wouldn’t be surprised if it did happen tho, since HI3 characters tend to tread a similar party to their counterparts.)
Also, Yunli is 100% not Senti, that’s just QQ :/
I could be wrong, but Yunli does look a bit like Li Zhaoyu, but that’s about it :/ (a lot of the HSR characters aren’t really their counterparts, they just take the name: loucha, Yanqing, bronya, Seele, sushang, kinda? Natasha, cocolia, welt is welt, since, duh, Himeko, and Acheron.
Yeah, some of them have similar to same aspirations, and or feelings and fates:
Bronya-seele ship, Himeko still wants to study the stars, cocolia is still an ass, ( *insert drunk venti meme* ) sushang still is trying to become a good swordsmaster, that type of stuff.
But not all of them are the same, like loucha and Yanqing, with Yanqing having the arrogant part of him from HI3, but besides that, he’s nothing like the original.)
It really depends, but assuming she might be who I think she is, and the rest of the theory crafting community, it could be either or. (Yunli is roughtly the age of Yanqing, both from generals, both losing their parents, and or into swords, and both trying to win the wardance for their own father-figure’s sake.
If she wasn’t the expy of one of Yanqing’s wives, than it would be a good pairing either way, which I think Jing Yuan and Huaiyuan also picked up on, off of how they’be been acting with those two this arc, + the whole teaching March thing, which was funny, but I also think had some alterior motives besides keeping the express here..)
But only time will tell.
Nice to see Jingliu being wholesome helping out her student’s student’s student 😌
By wrapping her other student.
Truly a grandma..ster's master's moment here
0:49 look at them! My poor babies
Marth 7th?
Names decieving. *Every day is arms day*
Yunli and Yanqing were indeed a good master to March7th, even though what happened next was far beyond their imagination :)
They were too good
The Emanator of HUGE GAINS.
that last shot, i could hear her say "show me your moves!"
0:39 me building 1000+ strength on March's training
Gui and Sushang's shenanigans are always fun to watch
Thank you for adding the last line about turning back, we really needed it.
no problem, wouldn't want people getting worried
@@DorkDragoon March is insane in the fights during the mission,like who tf deals like 100k with only a basic attack swing💀💀💀💀
@@evangelion518she literally summons swords, she shoots down hammers from the sky, calls upon the power of a Greek gods, and your first thought was the 100k base hit?
She’s literally turning into those bad isekai protagonists.. XD
@@heilamwether8911 characters in events:beyond op
Actual player built chars:dies from borisins
@@evangelion518 fr fr.
The sheer Armstrong Energy from that Run towards the screen was amazing.
No but the credits picture of Yunli and Yanqing looking like Mii's with March smiling is hilarious to me
It’s like how a liger is bigger than both its parents.
When you focus raising the Strength
She’s supposed to raising dex😅
@@TOMA-dx1fyboth I suppose.
0:30
Me: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yangqing and March 7th: why is a Stellaron Hunter tied up like a pinata
Jingliu: Training
Blade: Send Help please I did not consent to this
Nah as long as he feels the sweet taste of death blade is okay with it
That's not how he imagined meeting his cute niece Yunli
@@justarandombluebird8222he want death not suffering
@@Karma-pn8bq eh one leads to the other
Not for bladie
0:42 Making the mother of omelette here, Phantylia! Can’t fret over every egg 🥚!
努力 未来 A BEAUTIFUL STAR
なんか忘れちゃってんだ
0:40 この動画見てスキン取るために復帰した
かわいい
I just randomly came across your vids, these are some of the most high quality stuff I've seen in here.
March 7th turned into a Jojo character
*baki character
I think is all might
@@hokwang264 All March.
''Check out this awesome ABS''
March 9th
Loved the new event. Since it rewarded eidolons for her, it actually felt like a ''real'' training arc.
I hope the next three eidolons are gained with a similar event (albeit more polished).
possibly the actual wardance?
@@gauhelldragonmaybe, that, or she’s on Jiaoqui/Feixiao’s banner, which is how we get the last 3. (Tbh, I thought we’re going have to gacha for the last 3, but hoyo really did want to put effort into march’s new form, since it’s broken af, and the path transition is really well done, since it is a “choose your path.” Type thing with MC.)
I’m hoping it’s actually going to happen in the wardance, but besides that, really busted unit, ngl.
当然の如く筋肉は全てを解決する
That "Friends Forever!" at the last had me 😂😂
I'm surprised that we didn't see the MC and Dan Heng react to March's transformation. I can imagine them looking at her with a wide-eyed expression of shock and terror.
Incredible results of mixed training
how nice of Jingliu to visit and give march some better pointers
i love that you both revived buffsuki with this and used topaz's theme, which is very underrated, to do it😊
> Turned back to normal
Well ain't that a shame, I for one welcome our new buff bestie
I was half expecting Yanqing to be exploded by a random mob in a way before getting saved by March 7th x)
このなのかはエナの夢でプロテインに囲まれた夢を見てる
I love how happy she looks lol
We've created a monster. An adorable monster!
They look so scared in the friends forever pic at the end…
WE BE MARCHMAXXING WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🍀🍀⚔️⚔️
This is 6 stars character, ultimate march 7
March 7th and her divorced paren- mentors
Xianzhou's native biology keep them in fit shape....March isn't like them
Wow March 7th transformed to May 7th. That training sure did wonders😅.
i think that was the most cursed stuff i have seen on dork's channel so far
The ending has "We created a monster" energy!
My fave animator rn fr
Average Fromsoft game's STR only build
Close enough
Welcome back Buff-suki
And then it immediately forgets about her and you have to go fight some demon.
Jingliu helping march train, wasn't smth i expected to see but man. It sure was funny.
This has so much MieKun energy!
march 7? more like Mach 7 with the way she ran at you
You can't keep up your gains if you don't stick to it.
Looks like march read that secret martial arts scroll after all
0:49 Yunli and Yanquig: What have we done?
Yunli and Yanquig: we have created a monster... a very cute monster.
damn they really dont had enough for one neuron those two
The cutest girl around.
she didn't even use the swords,
March is one of my favorites this was so funny to watch
Thank you, she's one of my favorites too
Don't worry, guys. The muscles are Imaginary.
why did I see buff march and immediately thought of buffsuki 🤣🤣🤣
Jingliu siendo la top espadachín, capitana y una leyenda vs una alucin que lleva entrenando con la espada por 2 semanas.
ironically yangqing is worst teacher
Can't wait for the Chad cosplays of March 7th. She has become one of the Jojo xD
Reminds me of Hololive and Holostars cosplayers. Sometimes instead of cute girls and boys, we just want muscular girls and boys 🤣
Muscular March punching Phantylia. Damn what a time to be alive.
They cooked her well
Also Gui risking Sushang's life for views is lore accurate
No cap after fully training her and unlocking all talents and sword moves, march 7th becomes stronger then my E1 firefly😂
Yunli: Strength
Yanqing: Dexterity
March: Quality
two animations in a week? dork dragoon fans eating good
I was completely expecting her to give up lol, this is a good punchline too. also I like the training montage, full of personality as always
Yunli and Yanqing may have solved the Dex vs Str debate
*Both*
0:32 You see, this is what a daily boba deadlift does to you
This is what happens when you drink Lingsha's Red Dragon Blood.
Thumbnail pic is The Power of Cuteness. 😊
All right March your gonna have to do 100 pushups 30 sit ups and 50 laps around the entire ship
In Yunli’s character summary on the HSR Yt page, Yanqing talked about the workout he and Yunli were trying to get March to do:
- Yunli wanted 50 strength exercises (presumably stuff like the things in the March event.) and 15 miles of running.
-Yanqing wanted 32 strength exercises, and 30 miles of walking.
Either way, she was probably going to die from both.
Buff march7 💪
Next time buffmon vs buffmarch
Stelle after saw this: NOOOOOO
I'm getting Emiya vibes. The teacher is a really strong sword user, student uses dual blades for some reason, wears a red jacket, and ends up really strong despite not having a history of swordsmanship.
I got to thank Yunli and Yanqing for making the best f2p character.
so Yunli success on make her strike stronger.
Yunli and Yanqing were like: what have we done
Buffed Anya 🤝Buffed March 8th
Bisky from HxH energy...
“Yunli. Yanqing. Which one of you provided her the performance enhancing drugs?”
It's nature Jack!
0:31 lol they even got jingliu to teach her
Oh my god the Blade piñata.
Jingliu using Bladie as a reusable piñata is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Strongest and cutest indeed
this is the dork dragoon of all time
The Spongebob reference at 0:32 is heavily underappreciated
March 7th became Macho the 7th
0:41 IM BEGGING FOR A GREEN SCREEN VERSION
Yeah that march7,000 we want
Lesson learned: If you wanna get ripped, have Jingliu train you. Oh, don't mind Blade, he just want things to end for himself.
Wait...Can't you get Blade to train you to be able to finally kill him.
this is the cutest😭
Blade piñata was NOT on my 2024 bingo card 0:30
No I want March to actually become buff from her training and then become a gym nerd for the rest of the story and have training equipment on her room. Yunli is supposed to teach her how to be strong enough to use that heavy blade. It needs to be canon.
We have buffmon at home
i love how in the beginning it was only Yanqing and Yunli involved in the training, and then eventually looping in Bailu, Gui, Sushang, Jingliu, Blade and basically the entirety of Luofu lol
*Yanqing:* I think we overdid it on the protein shakes...😨
*Yunli:* And the workout regime....😰
*Trailblazer being dragged by March:* Oh....you think...? Help....me...😫
I think they forgot to teach him sword techniques