LOST 2003 Squidward Talking Bottle opener: Rare audio recording FOUND

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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2024
  • The lost Squidward beer bottle opener's audio has just resurfaced online. This is the sound of someone using the bottle opener... and the aftermath of it...
    THIS VIDEO IS A JOKE BTW I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BLOW UP LOL
    THE SEQUEL: • LOST 2008 Talking Squi...
    the original fake bottle opener that started it all (im so sorry for what i have done)

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  • @CheeziesStuff
    @CheeziesStuff  21 день тому +43

    SEQUEL!!!! ua-cam.com/video/xDnvULf4_6Y/v-deo.html

    • @LeEpicGamer420
      @LeEpicGamer420 21 день тому +1

      Let’s hope Squidward doesn’t get brutally murdered in this one
      Edit: Well…

  • @rorysuperstar
    @rorysuperstar Місяць тому +860

    the security system takes control of squidwards house and starts ATTACKING THE CITY

    • @NoobyNoob010
      @NoobyNoob010 26 днів тому +20

      This reminds me of a dream where there was a movie called Godzilla Vs. Squidward: Bikini Bottom All Out Monster Battle and I watched it. Best Nickelodeon and Toho collaboration.

    • @XYZB0RG
      @XYZB0RG 26 днів тому

      ​ @NoobyNoob010 holy autism

    • @Markeplier23
      @Markeplier23 26 днів тому +13

      Very mean spirited

    • @TheCoolerMoonJam
      @TheCoolerMoonJam 26 днів тому +18

      SQUIDWARD HAS TO PAY FOR ALL THE DAMAGES

    • @NoobyNoob010
      @NoobyNoob010 26 днів тому +2

      @@Markeplier23 yep

  • @primus6677
    @primus6677 26 днів тому +333

    And all this started just because of a dying Homer bottle opener

    • @Dalton_Boardman2000
      @Dalton_Boardman2000 23 дні тому +8

      Same. Honestly I thought this was real but it edited to sound bits together. It got about halfway until I realized it was meme.

  • @LeEpicGamer420
    @LeEpicGamer420 27 днів тому +847

    Why are there so many of these talking beer openers😭😭😭

    • @CheeziesStuff
      @CheeziesStuff  27 днів тому +233

      idk i just fell down a rabbithole of them and decided to make this because i thought it would be funny lmao

    • @x5ync555
      @x5ync555 27 днів тому +53

      Because it's a trend and this is not real

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 27 днів тому +8

      @@CheeziesStuff
      Is this one REAL?!

    • @merasmusentertainment
      @merasmusentertainment 26 днів тому +42

      @@asrieldreemurr8059 I believe this one is, as they say, a load of barnacles.

    • @kayz9
      @kayz9 26 днів тому +19

      @@merasmusentertainment to be honest i knew the audio was fake but the actual squidward bottle opener looked so real

  • @Gamesux421
    @Gamesux421 26 днів тому +292

    imagine opening beer and this whole thing plays

  • @MisterPrawn
    @MisterPrawn 26 днів тому +96

    I was expecting Squidward to say "Owww" at the end like he does when he explodes. Kinda disappointed.

  • @cheatlink11
    @cheatlink11 27 днів тому +234

    Now this is how you celebrate opening rotten wheat drink

  • @christophercriztop3806
    @christophercriztop3806 26 днів тому +35

    Should have ended with the "too bad that didn't kill me"

  • @NorthEasternNerd
    @NorthEasternNerd 27 днів тому +198

    “Hi Squidward, I joined the Taliban! Isn’t that awesome?”

    • @mr.prokid3826
      @mr.prokid3826 23 дні тому +2

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mafialuciano
    @mafialuciano 27 днів тому +107

    the multiverse of the talking bottle openers

  • @astonquintanilla9301
    @astonquintanilla9301 25 днів тому +26

    I like how the bottle opening sound happens after the pouring sound 😭

    • @CheeziesStuff
      @CheeziesStuff  25 днів тому +7

      it's meant to be like the actual bottle irl opening 😭

  • @mariomaniac581
    @mariomaniac581 25 днів тому +76

    As a bit of a SpongeBob nerd, i appreciate the accurate use of the early 2000s logo and clip art

  • @InvyTheGamer
    @InvyTheGamer 26 днів тому +51

    So this is why Squidward is so cranky all the time, he needs more beer. SpongeBob, pour him a glass.

  • @lederp8358
    @lederp8358 27 днів тому +55

    This will go fine in my squidward collection.

    • @jackminer2148
      @jackminer2148 26 днів тому +3

      A fine addition to my collection

  • @acvtfassociation8386
    @acvtfassociation8386 27 днів тому +98

    I swear i will buy a talking bottle opener, spray paint it, then hack it so i can put that specific sound onto it

    • @KlaskyBobCsupoPants
      @KlaskyBobCsupoPants 26 днів тому +5

      Well, there probably is another way, like, take out all of the original components entirely, and then buy a recordable board you can import audio onto, then import this onto the recoradble mp3 board then find a way to trigger it when the beer opener sensor is touched.

    • @tanner0bj
      @tanner0bj 26 днів тому

      @@KlaskyBobCsupoPantsoh! i wasn’t expecting you here

    • @Conellentia
      @Conellentia 26 днів тому

      Wdym hack it, im pretty sure back in 2003 these things had voice boxs, so you could just replace it with some other voice box with this sound anyways

    • @acvtfassociation8386
      @acvtfassociation8386 24 дні тому

      @@Conellentia idfk but ima try it

  • @JrIcify
    @JrIcify 26 днів тому +39

    UA-cam basically dictated that I would be interested in talking beer openers and I totally did get into it, just because of the algorithm. I click on these no matter what because it feels like a part of me now. I feel less human as a result of this journey into not only talking beer openers but also myself.

  • @sepiatone77
    @sepiatone77 27 днів тому +25

    my dad had one of these, so glad i can relive that thank you

    • @daniel.franco
      @daniel.franco 26 днів тому +2

      nuh uh

    • @sepiatone77
      @sepiatone77 26 днів тому +7

      @@daniel.franco it's true, he exploded into a million pieces

    • @DLGanimator
      @DLGanimator 19 днів тому

      Considering they are real, why are glad to relive such a horrifying experience?
      (I know this is a joke)

  • @AK14A
    @AK14A 24 дні тому +6

    WHY IS THIS LOST, I NEED THIS SO BAD.

    • @CmediaCanada_official
      @CmediaCanada_official 22 дні тому +2

      Every squidward talking bottle opener they produced are lost to pieces as there is talking bottle opener station being destroyed at the factory.

  • @Thorn4504
    @Thorn4504 9 днів тому +1

    i like how the unusual high quality of the explosion sfx implies the bottle opener actually exploded irl

  • @BimbelyGimbly
    @BimbelyGimbly 25 днів тому +6

    My best friend sent me this in a group chat we're in, and I just *HAD* to add this to my 500+ long "Important Videos" playlist.

  • @gabeshores4475
    @gabeshores4475 25 днів тому +2

    I found one of these in an antique store that does not exist anymore because the place bursted in flames, it was new in its packaging and it had a try me. I pressed the button and when I heard the robotic voice it kinda disturbed me so I just left the place. Never saw the building again and never rebuilt.

  • @JimMilton55
    @JimMilton55 25 днів тому +5

    SPONGEBOB! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DARE TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE CAN OPENER I-
    0:16

  • @AeonHero147
    @AeonHero147 24 дні тому +3

    never thought I'd fall in a rabbithole of talking bottle openers of all things

  • @thedoctor21
    @thedoctor21 24 дні тому +3

    Squidward's bottle opener TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE AND STARTS ATTACKING THE CITY

  • @wall-knight2830
    @wall-knight2830 26 днів тому +4

    The low battery on this one would go insane

  • @Xhepyxopila
    @Xhepyxopila 25 днів тому +6

    we need more fake bottle opener audio that'd be hilarious

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 25 днів тому +3

    I remember this one! We made it into a game where you had to try to crack open an entire 12-pack before the audio stopped. Good times.

  • @ARealFunnyCat
    @ARealFunnyCat 20 днів тому +2

    0:01 "now i'll have to sit here and enjoy myself, 🦆🦆🦆"

    • @Fredyyfer777
      @Fredyyfer777 19 днів тому +1

      “YEEESS!! YEE HEHEHEHE EESSS!! 🦆🦆🦆”

  • @jamstarr
    @jamstarr 23 дні тому +4

    the little micro community forming over fake talking bottle openers

  • @o_r_i_o_n7266
    @o_r_i_o_n7266 27 днів тому +22

    Beautiful. This is immaculate, where can i buy it

  • @CmediaCanada_official
    @CmediaCanada_official 22 дні тому +1

    Narrator: SELF DISTRUCT WILL BEGIN IN 10 SECONDS
    **Squidward screaming for 10 seconds**
    **tiny explosion**
    Person #1 who owned Squidward talking bottle opener: AHHHHHHHHH!
    Person #2: Bro stop screaming, it just disappeared without a trace.
    Person #1: Wha... oh that was a relief.

  • @Petergriffenguy444
    @Petergriffenguy444 27 днів тому +4

    Why do I keep getting recommended these bottle opener videos 💀”ngl I do recommend “

  • @BryanSantos-su4xt
    @BryanSantos-su4xt 26 днів тому +3

    SpongeBob: hello Squidward
    Squidward: what?
    SpongeBob: self destruction will begin in 10 seconds
    Squidward: screams

  • @partyup210productions7
    @partyup210productions7 26 днів тому +8

    Someone please animate this, this is the funniest beer opener I ever seen

  • @strawberrycrxme
    @strawberrycrxme 10 днів тому +1

    If this was a real item I'd buy it and open everything with it

  • @Looona_fan
    @Looona_fan 26 днів тому +1

    Calmest squidward episode.

  • @cheeseyleaves
    @cheeseyleaves 26 днів тому +2

    Imagine how it would sound when it's dying

  • @bluetoyguy2022
    @bluetoyguy2022 5 днів тому +1

    average season 7 spongebob episode

  • @bigupbassline58
    @bigupbassline58 27 днів тому +22

    there's actually a 2nd unreleased prototype version that goes "erm, what the sigma"
    there were only 4 ever made and i have one of them

    • @Aaaaaeaa
      @Aaaaaeaa 27 днів тому +1

      I had one but it went missing

    • @Aaaaaeaa
      @Aaaaaeaa 27 днів тому +1

      It was my favourite out of the bunch

    • @tuber138
      @tuber138 27 днів тому +1

      Show me.

  • @Zane_1616
    @Zane_1616 26 днів тому +2

    Imagine at the end he’s like “too bad that didn’t kill me”

    • @coneheadboii
      @coneheadboii 26 днів тому

      the original comment is litterally above you . get original ideas!

  • @liquidthefox
    @liquidthefox 27 днів тому +4

    i get why its banned from nickelodeon and i get its for torturing squidward but who in the right mind put a bomb in the first place

  • @noahnorman6877
    @noahnorman6877 23 дні тому +3

    Imagine how this would have sounded if the batteries were dying.

  • @The_Deep_Blue
    @The_Deep_Blue 26 днів тому

    glad to see this archived since i use to own this as a kid to drink alcoholic beverages

  • @chase7studios
    @chase7studios 24 дні тому +3

    I used to own one of these, after opening my beer with my squidward beer opener with the batteries drained, it took control of my house, and started attacking the city, leaving the mayor to give me community service for the damage i caused, even though the beer opener was in my house the whole fucking time, and it was responsible for everything, GAH! Fuck this beer opener

  • @TraumfresserBMofficial
    @TraumfresserBMofficial 20 днів тому +1

    Squiward resembles an alcoholic so this is appropriate

  • @jacobsprojects2972
    @jacobsprojects2972 26 днів тому +2

    Its funny how I think I was the only one who found a video and then suddenly it blows up everywhere soon after. Talking about the Homer bottle opener videos

  • @delcaprascalar1860
    @delcaprascalar1860 22 дні тому

    I can't belive we just got into the bottle opener ARG season 😭

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 25 днів тому +2

    I'll take twenty.

  • @michaelbullen3104
    @michaelbullen3104 25 днів тому +2

    I mean if I had one of these that didn’t have the crazy shit at the end of it lmfao I’d love it. If it ended at YESSSS YEEEHEHEHEESSS!!! I would love it lol. Top class meme

  • @user-mi3hp7wm7k
    @user-mi3hp7wm7k 18 днів тому

    When squidward yells “YESSS!” I imagine him holding up a bottle of beer 💀

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 26 днів тому +2

    I was confused until I read the description.

  • @pixigemthedumbass
    @pixigemthedumbass 26 днів тому +3

    *Self-destruct will begin in ten seconds.*

    • @chaz4842
      @chaz4842 20 днів тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @astonquintanilla9301
    @astonquintanilla9301 26 днів тому +1

    This is one of the most unexpected videos I’ve ever witnessed

  • @hatbros4463
    @hatbros4463 26 днів тому +1

    Very high quality sounding explosion

  • @theswaggiestofall
    @theswaggiestofall 26 днів тому +1

    looks like the security system took control of the bottle opener

  • @JimMilton55
    @JimMilton55 25 днів тому

    Imagine trying to open a can of beer with this this while drunk

  • @AlmyTheAlien
    @AlmyTheAlien 21 день тому

    We need one of these with the SpongeBob "WOOOOO!!! YEEE-EAAAAAHHH!!!" clip

  • @BlissBee
    @BlissBee 25 днів тому +1

    Man why did they make the audio quality better for the explosion? Definetly not because this is made up lmao

  • @pistolpetereal
    @pistolpetereal 26 днів тому +3

    I found the audio for the SpongeBob variant

  • @Mrhellacat
    @Mrhellacat 24 дні тому +1

    This is a great meme genre

  • @PersimmonGuy
    @PersimmonGuy 21 день тому

    y'know, all of these bottle opener videos use characters that wouldn't be too weird to see them on a bottle opener considering how marketable they are but i know one of these days i'm gonna see some stupid shit like "netzach bottle opener" or something

  • @MunsterMo
    @MunsterMo 25 днів тому +1

    For a second, I thought it was gonna be “erm what the sigma?” just because I’ve seen that everywhere and I was just expecting it at this point.

  • @venus6117
    @venus6117 17 днів тому

    why is nobody talking about the random cello music when the self destruct activates?

  • @LBPnews1
    @LBPnews1 23 дні тому +1

    SELF DISTRUCT WILL BEGIN IN 10 SECONDS

  • @HectorCartoons
    @HectorCartoons 20 днів тому +1

    There's a _reason_ why there wasn't a try me on the packaging.

  • @N1GHTST4R97
    @N1GHTST4R97 24 дні тому +1

    Babe wake up new arg horror storytelling format just dropped yes it's bottle openers

  • @grizzlydino
    @grizzlydino 26 днів тому

    I remember my dad had this and then developed an unhealthy alcohol addiction cause of this beer opener

  • @CheeziesStuff
    @CheeziesStuff  26 днів тому +3

    WHY DID THIS VIDEO BLOW UP HELP

    • @DavidMignault1
      @DavidMignault1 26 днів тому +3

      why did the bottle opener blow up

    • @meatballll
      @meatballll 26 днів тому +1

      because it’s amazing, success was practically guaranteed with gold like this

    • @Spurgte
      @Spurgte 26 днів тому

      Because you struck the iron while it's hot

    • @Blockstarboyssupergaming
      @Blockstarboyssupergaming 24 дні тому +1

      Because the bottle opener did.

  • @KGOD306
    @KGOD306 26 днів тому +1

    Wheres the “Erm what the sigma” line? Or was it unused

  • @bluebloxydude
    @bluebloxydude 25 днів тому +2

    cool but scary find

  • @Sr16912
    @Sr16912 22 дні тому

    So much happened in 30 seconds.

  • @feddyfazbrear
    @feddyfazbrear 24 дні тому +1

    Bro Was Just Trying To Drink Some Fucking Beer And Then Died😭😭🙏🙏

  • @FantasticAshFoxthe2nd
    @FantasticAshFoxthe2nd 25 днів тому +1

    i was 100% expecting "erm, what the sigma?"

  • @leociresi4292
    @leociresi4292 15 днів тому

    Squidward’s bicycle horn laugh will never be not funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vaponyink99
    @vaponyink99 23 дні тому +2

    I can't believe they recalled this bottle opener.
    So what if it exploded? People are just too soft nowadays

  • @AndyToons64
    @AndyToons64 25 днів тому

    what rabbit hole of I gotten into now

  • @emmaa451
    @emmaa451 20 днів тому +1

    So the beer bottle explodes

  • @TheGMajor167EffectsEditor
    @TheGMajor167EffectsEditor 25 днів тому +1

    i thought it was gonna say erm what the sigma

  • @chaz4842
    @chaz4842 20 днів тому

    rare audio of squidward dying

  • @soundbreaker8174
    @soundbreaker8174 26 днів тому

    so this means the talking beer opener meme is now a thing

  • @justyumi4410
    @justyumi4410 23 дні тому +1

    Kaz: QUIT PLAYIN' THAT MUSIC!
    STOP IT, PLEASE!
    (looove you.)

  • @Veryrealangrybirds
    @Veryrealangrybirds 25 днів тому +2

    I lost my right hand as I use this because of the explosion but atleast I get to the drink my Pepsi
    10/10

  • @familyguyhdtv
    @familyguyhdtv 26 днів тому

    sqitwort teeping butole opineor: reer udiy recordink feend

  • @Conellentia
    @Conellentia 26 днів тому +1

    The high quality soda can opening sound is an instant give away, also the high quality crashing noise is the final nail in the coffin. This is most likely 100% fake sorry yall. Oh also the opener is way to loud, it doesnt [quite] sound like they are using a microphone to record the shuffling sound. This was probably a bunch of sounds, voice lines and sound effects poorly put together. They didnt even try making this sound real.

  • @alex_the_balex_original
    @alex_the_balex_original 20 днів тому

    kinda sounds like the dying Homer Simpson beer opener if you think about it

  • @clementine_awesomeness
    @clementine_awesomeness 20 днів тому

    my new ringtone

  • @buglium
    @buglium 22 дні тому +2

    Squid wars is a alcoholic

  • @wii_fan2011
    @wii_fan2011 19 днів тому +1

    how do people make the audio like this??

  • @FooxTru
    @FooxTru 26 днів тому +1

    I was fully expecting "Erm... what the sigma?"

  • @endermaskman
    @endermaskman 21 день тому

    Looks so realistic

  • @AridMeerkat
    @AridMeerkat 26 днів тому +1

    Does this whole thing play when I use the bottle opener

  • @Thecool596
    @Thecool596 26 днів тому +1

    Why my bottle opener is screaming?

  • @SnowyPizzard
    @SnowyPizzard 26 днів тому

    what bottle opener audio rabbit hole have i found

  • @padna-dd4cy
    @padna-dd4cy 25 днів тому

    squidward i swallowed a talking bottle opener help me

  • @Amygameing
    @Amygameing 26 днів тому +1

    Lyrics: now I have to stay here and enjoy myself ha ha ha ha hue ha ha ha *drinks*… *yes*! Yeaaaahahas! Ha ha haaa! *h e l l o s q u I d w a r d* self destruct will begin in 10 seconds 🎺🎺 *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!*🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

  • @13en_nelson
    @13en_nelson 26 днів тому

    “To bad that didn’t kill me”

  • @iimZeon
    @iimZeon 25 днів тому

    Wait, hey, I used to have this..

  • @SuperbbConnor64
    @SuperbbConnor64 21 день тому

    It’s not that this was unreleased, it was just never meant to be sold at major retail, but rather they produced these as weapons for the U.S. Military. Unfortunately, a major switch-up with the Homer Simpson bottle opener shipments at the factory led to disaster and it’s ultimately faded into obscurity since.

    • @cpink339
      @cpink339 21 день тому

      Thank you Connor

    • @SuperbbConnor64
      @SuperbbConnor64 21 день тому

      @@cpink339 AAAAAHHH!!! IT’S THAT PERSON I KNOW!!!! I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

  • @Blaze_Dady
    @Blaze_Dady 26 днів тому +2

    0:16 Sounds like the scream from Have You Seen This Snail?

    • @CheeziesStuff
      @CheeziesStuff  26 днів тому +1

      actually i got it from graveyard shift

  • @ataikonotatsujinplayer2610
    @ataikonotatsujinplayer2610 25 днів тому

    I just wanted beer