@@user-360johnnThis. My car would be considered slow by almost every metric, but when I drive my mom’s Murano it takes almost no effort to get up and over the speed limit
@@user-360johnnn a pathfinder the initial start is really sluggish but once you get past ~20MPH it just GOES QUICK in a bit of an uncontrolled feeling way
They did, but this new body style changed that, no more factory dented panels or mid-matched doors, panels or bumpers. Now when that happens is because of typical Altima Drivers mistakes. 😂
After they’ve gone through the hell of owning a Nissan, they welcome the sweet release of it with open arms. (I own a 370, just couldn’t pass up on the joke)
@@pops3288 you drive and very likely finance a challenger, instead of paying cash for a lightweight RWD car like Miata. The interior probably reeks of cologne.
@@timwinchester2366G35 owners are wild asf, i saw one for sale, the thing was an auto and in the pictures there was one with a huge backfire lmao G35 owners wanted to buy a 350Z but they didn't have the money to do so, so instead they'll blast your ears with "bro its a sleeper bro, its like a cheaper more luxurious 350z bro theyre underrated" in an attempt to convince you (and themselves) that it's not just a shittier 350Z Also I don't remember the last time seeing a G35 that didn't look abused asf
I drive a Nissan altima coupe, and I didn't know they were so hated until now 😂 Have had mine since 2011 (it was used too), and it's still doing pretty damn well
nooo bro i had an 08 altima as my first car now onto my 05 g35 coupe i’ve had for 3 years i love the thing but the slander never stops🤣 “so you just got an upgraded altima”
Sometimes sports mode just increases throttle response and changes exhaust sounds which makes a huge difference it makes u feel like ur going a lot faster
@@orelandosmith5766 I have a car in my family where the dash ends at 220km/h (136MPH), but the car struggles to even get to 160km/h (100MPH) Dash max speed does NOT mean car max speed
I've never heard a Altima called big sedan 😂. But it's cute little compact for my daughter or good little fuel saving daily. He's mastered these short films though 😂. Keep it up bro. The ending was lol
His review will still not change.. because it has lights, grill, seats, screen in the dash, moonroof.. none of these will disappear hence this same script will run for another hundred years lol😂
i don't yield for anyone but when i see an old altima coming up behind me i get tf away from there, they'll be tailgating you when you're already going 90
I’m sayin I bought my 2016 in 2017 and I just hit 100,000 miles today actually and never had a issue with up until like last month I hit stand still water and I think it messed my my sensors my engine light stays on now only issue so far
I dont know where I’ve been, but I definitely didn’t know about all the Altima slander when I brought mine brand new in 2014. I’m a commuter and was looking for something reliable and good on gas. No issues and 310k miles before it was hit in Jan 2023. Otherwise I would still have it
Hey don’t forget….you get to buy a brand new transmission at 65k miles because a Nissan/Renault Jatco CVT will grenade itself just shy of full service mileage but just after your mileage warranty expires.
I wish they made a coupe version of their later vehicles. I miss my 2k8 coupe. It was no sports car, but was fun to drive. I was extremely impressed by just how reliable it was to. I took that thing coast to coast on multiple occasions without a single hiccup.
As an altima driver when he said we drive 130 mph all the time I must say this is true😂😂😂 idk man it’s like these cars can take the abuse and like to go fast.
Ah yes, Altima drivers. Casually doing 100 in a school zone
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
The cvt is deceptively fast
@@user-360johnnThis. My car would be considered slow by almost every metric, but when I drive my mom’s Murano it takes almost no effort to get up and over the speed limit
@@33mileshigh😊9
@@user-360johnnn a pathfinder the initial start is really sluggish but once you get past ~20MPH it just GOES QUICK in a bit of an uncontrolled feeling way
Forrest really hating on Altima drivers fr 💀
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
He’s right though
Shots Fired! hes 100% right tho. Most crimes are committed in Altimas also lol
So true. Altima drivers driving like they they are in a Lambo
does he mean that Altima drivers are slow?
Nissan Altima drivers are very glad to know you can easily fit a person in the trunk
As, someone who drives a nissan... I am glad to hear that
@billybobjr762 I think it only counts if its an Altima.
😂😂
The backseats also fold down
@@Crystal-2028 true true I'm just here for the memes
Nothing can beat the 2002-2012 Altima era with all the driver memes too 😭
My 2010 is still kicking
It’s because the memes were TRUE lmao you see one of those on the road chances are it’s got body damage and the driver has warrants
@@DescendingVelocity Bro and the MISSING DOOR HANDLES ON THE 3rd GEN ONES HOLY 😭 those used to always break 🤧
I know a car is trash when they take up or have a dedicated spot at the junkyard.
Can confirm as a 2012 Altima owner we do in fact drive 80 in a school zone gotta stay locked in for that next CVT appointment
“Which is exactly how Altima drivers drive 100% of the time” 😂💀
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
I see no lie
Ab so freakin lutely
No LIES TOLD😂😂😂😂😂
Fax!!
Nissan Altima is the baby momma classic
Fr
Fax
😂 This!... and the Honda Accord
yep, or a Sentra
@@MarloSoBalJrfax
130MPH especially when they have to make their exit coming up in 100ft from the 1st lane
You must live in TX 😂
As a truck driver who's always in Texas, I can confirm the above is true 😂
@@KPtheDJ216 yep. Nissan drivers stay swerving through traffic 😭
All this time, I thought Altimas came dented from the factory.
Their CVTs might be
With mix matched bumpers
W
They did up until this newer model
They did, but this new body style changed that, no more factory dented panels or mid-matched doors, panels or bumpers. Now when that happens is because of typical Altima Drivers mistakes. 😂
Nissan drivers truly do not fear death
After they’ve gone through the hell of owning a Nissan, they welcome the sweet release of it with open arms.
(I own a 370, just couldn’t pass up on the joke)
BONZAI NISMO!!!
.....just Altima & Versa owners...
i remember when i had mine it was an suv i used to just swerve now with my new car it feels scary to do it
They've got nothing to lose
100%. I see altima drivers in my rear view mirror and i get out of the way quick. Different color body panels are definitely a red flag.
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
Special delivery today
Bro, it's funny because I drive an Altima, and the dude in front of me moved out of the way, and I floored it
or a completely plastic front end 💀💀
😂😂😂
I drive a manual scat pack challenger and every time an Altima pulls up next to me I already know what they are thinking…..
Yall both got the same credit score and driving skill, but they are living within their means and you arent?
@@kevinm.n.5158
Prove it.
“And I took that personally”
@@kevinm.n.5158OMG This HAD ME DEAD 💀😂 😂
@@pops3288 you drive and very likely finance a challenger, instead of paying cash for a lightweight RWD car like Miata. The interior probably reeks of cologne.
36 combined with 240HP is insane
Altima drivers really think it’s a GTA lobby😭
😅 same with G35 drivers
@@timwinchester2366G35 owners are wild asf, i saw one for sale, the thing was an auto and in the pictures there was one with a huge backfire lmao
G35 owners wanted to buy a 350Z but they didn't have the money to do so, so instead they'll blast your ears with "bro its a sleeper bro, its like a cheaper more luxurious 350z bro theyre underrated" in an attempt to convince you (and themselves) that it's not just a shittier 350Z
Also I don't remember the last time seeing a G35 that didn't look abused asf
@@oliviersavard8676rlly though, after moving to the united states since 2 months, I've seen alot g35s that are non stock than the altima.
@@peachandtoffee yeah no there aren't really modified altimas, but there are absolutely a ton of abused ones
@@oliviersavard8676our dents and dings and mismatched fenders and hoods are our “modifications”
Forrest really thought he could sneak in one of the filthiest trunk transitions 🤨
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
@@33mileshigh what the fu-
That trunk is so big you could fit a whole forrest in there lol
MY J'S!!!
@@J-bird52 😐😐😑
Honestly I feel like this man could sell me a toaster with wheels, he’s too good
I’m weak 😂 them Altima drivers be straight nascar drivers 😂
My main car currently is a 2024 Hyundai Kona and it's slow af. My backup car is a 2015 Altima and I be whipping that thing 😂
This guy has absolutely MASTERED the art of short-form content. Love this channel
I look forward to seeing these with the bumper hanging off and passing me on the shoulder at 100
It’s always the front ends that’s bent in or hanging off too lol
When a car reviewer's best sales pitch is "It's not that bad" you know they aren't recommending it 😂
I drive a Nissan altima coupe, and I didn't know they were so hated until now 😂 Have had mine since 2011 (it was used too), and it's still doing pretty damn well
Lol I live for the memes, but I love my coupe too 😂
As a previous Altima owner and current Infiniti owner, you are SPOT ON 😂😂
nooo bro i had an 08 altima as my first car now onto my 05 g35 coupe i’ve had for 3 years i love the thing but the slander never stops🤣 “so you just got an upgraded altima”
Same here had a 09’ Altima and now have a q50 basically a luxury Altima 😂
Bro you go from one fast to another
Bro you go from one fast to another
same bro altima to g35 sport 6mt🥳
Last line is 100% accurate
Finally a review where I can afford the car
Single moms and their two sons Aiden and Jayden drooling hard right now.
My friends sister is a single mom, has a son name Jayden and wants a Nissan Altima smh lmfaooooooo
That sport mode unlocking 10 more mph
Sometimes sports mode just increases throttle response and changes exhaust sounds which makes a huge difference it makes u feel like ur going a lot faster
He said 130. Aren't they 140 on the dash
@@orelandosmith5766 I have a car in my family where the dash ends at 220km/h (136MPH), but the car struggles to even get to 160km/h (100MPH)
Dash max speed does NOT mean car max speed
If you have a tuner you can max it out not that I would do that on an altima but the limiters are just computer controlled it's not hard to open it
@@orelandosmith5766my sr is 180 on the dash
My man embracing the BIG ALTIMA ENERGY!!!!!!
Poor mans maxima.. lmao😂
@@lawnside82 Yes😂😂😂😂
@@lawnside822020s spiritual sucsessor to the pontiac grand prix
@@Fedex52738ahahahahaha
Bro you already know
I've never heard a Altima called big sedan 😂. But it's cute little compact for my daughter or good little fuel saving daily. He's mastered these short films though 😂. Keep it up bro. The ending was lol
it’s not the car… it’s the drivers
Sir you are wrong.. most fast drivers just used to drive an Altima.
Nah bro at the end of the day its an Altima and you know how altima activities be 💀💀
#1 Hood Champ activities? 😂
I see a lot of them on the news driving away from the mall smash and grabs.
110 on the highway with expired tags and a spare wheel that's been there for months
Its ok Forrest. We all had a crazy abusive ex that drove an altima 😂
Amen
Bro you’re a.i
Back to therapy I go.... 😢
@@dave104832 you don't need it if you're ai, you can factory reset, right?
Is this a real thing?? I just left my crazy abusive ex and when we first started dating she was driving an 04’ Altima 💀
Forrest you dope asf for doin a video for the average citizen. Great channel
How did I not find this channel sooner?!
Altima Owners: "You thought I was feelin you"
Altima owners boyfriends drive 130 late picking their girl up from work 😂
😂😂😂
😅
😢 we were late leaving sides place…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i was about to say that their gf is still in high school but that's wrx owners
It's their girlfriend's Altima. She goes to work while he smokes weed and plays PS5.
😂 being an Altima owner, I can confirm I drive like this all the time!
The repo man’s gonna love this one.
CVT left the chat
Thank god
Didn't leave under its own power, though. Had to be towed away. 🤣
Smells like success to me😅
Have you seen a vc turbo altima transmissions go out?
Bout time
I saw my neighbor pulling out of the driveway with his Altima at 130mph and it was wild so I can definitely attest to that statistic.
This thing will be going 80mph in a school zone with it’s brights on blasting City Girls.
Beautiful design improvement.
Big Altima Energy right there!
Hahahahaha
That trunk transition 🔥🔥
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
*That was funny hahaha*
Underrated
It is a great car and handles very well!!!
Dude got some slick jokes😂😂
Bro i swear this guy can make any car look cool even a hot wheel
Please review it again when the warranty expires
lmao, exactly! That's why they give you so many features but they unreliable af
@@Y_hassno way you called Nissans unreliable 💀
@@WESSAMGO Nissans were reliable until they got bought out by that french company in the 90s.
His review will still not change.. because it has lights, grill, seats, screen in the dash, moonroof.. none of these will disappear hence this same script will run for another hundred years lol😂
Mine didn't give me any trouble til it hit 125k miles, then it started giving me gear problems
That paint color is actually really cool in real life
“Not that bad” is hilarious lol
As an Altima driver I confirm and approve this message 😅😂
Big Altima Energy 🏎️💨
That index finger is the real money maker G
The gorgeous side lines😮
I swear, Altima drivers are from a different planet
Being from a different planet, I agree
I think a different hood.
i don't yield for anyone but when i see an old altima coming up behind me i get tf away from there, they'll be tailgating you when you're already going 90
I’ve had an Altima for 10 years. The recent slander has been crazy. 😂 Super reliable with barely any issues.
that's because people realised the wildest people out there aren't driving bmws or rams but altimas
I’m sayin I bought my 2016 in 2017 and I just hit 100,000 miles today actually and never had a issue with up until like last month I hit stand still water and I think it messed my my sensors my engine light stays on now only issue so far
My 08 with 232 thousand miles !! Still runnin and gunnin !
I dont know where I’ve been, but I definitely didn’t know about all the Altima slander when I brought mine brand new in 2014. I’m a commuter and was looking for something reliable and good on gas. No issues and 310k miles before it was hit in Jan 2023. Otherwise I would still have it
@tanweatherly5807 youve definitely been under a rock 😂
I have a 16 altima and i approve this message😊
I really like the newer Altimas (except for the CVT)
Altima drivers be striking on that sport mode when they see a family of four crossing the crosswalk
How else could we assert dominance?
😮
The projects gonna be lit
Hey don’t forget….you get to buy a brand new transmission at 65k miles because a Nissan/Renault Jatco CVT will grenade itself just shy of full service mileage but just after your mileage warranty expires.
😭 💀
Transmission is under warranty
My respect for Forrest after that last line 📈📈📈
Hood is gonna eat this one up 💀
Why the hood?
FINALLY ONE ON THE ALTIMA!!
Bro didn’t even hesitate on the last line 😂
That “but there’s more” made me feel like when I was a kid on Xmas after opening all the presents but then someone pulled out even more 😂
ngl i kinda love the new Altima, they nailed it on this one 🔥
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
@@33mileshighu drink your own milk?
They just need to get rid of the cvt
Don't do it. Leave it on the lot. Don't do it.
@@demonNthesn0wbro it's nissan, if it doesn't have a shitty cvt it's not a nissan
Comes with BAE mode (Big Altima Energy)
Thank you so much for reviewing the new Altima I really want one.
Pew used to call lines on the side “pin stripes”!😂
Altima drivers will be upgrading soon from their 05 model to this and that’s a scary sight
They will be transitioning over to Infinity.
nah they buy old g35s
*"His cameraman really needs a raise"*
That interior look hella spacious fr
I like that color. Like a whitish blue. Pretty cool
Altima drivers do drive crazy 😂
I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
the road is just an irl gta lobby
The fact that he had to say “ … and it’s actually not that bad”
Until the Jatco takes a dump at 20000 miles
Bro I drive a Altima and I can confirm I do be driving fast asl but only when there’s not that many cars around and people😂
The last part! Driving 130 mph 100% of the time got me! They do drive fast 😂
That transition into the trunk was slick af
That B.A.E. (Big Altima Energy) is so real!!! I be like WTH you going 😂😂😂 Be doing the most!
Altima drivers do be driving fast af and always try to race me in my Giulia for some reason
We boutta cause a 4 car pileup with this one 🔥🔥🥶🗣️
I have the same 2023 altima and I approve this message .
Big Altima energy
That trunk transition was dope
Idea: you could Start posting the prices of the trim of the vehicle you're reviewing and the disparity between that and the base model for context
Poor man's hellcat!! Altimas be wild on the streets 🫣
Really, the Hellcat is the poor man’s Hellcat… if you don’t care about credit card debt 💀
altima drivers are the real spirited drivers 🤣
I love when he showcases the seats !!!
The Nissan Altima in my part of the hood is known as the "Baby Mama starter car." But the have improved over the years and come a long way.
Interior looks just as nice as most luxury cars AND has physical buttons.
Probably has functional exhaust tips as well 😂
Super cheap interior
@@sekcgamer7623 Oh really? Thanks for the info Einstein
Yeah, most manufacturers are ripping everyone off when it comes to interior quality these days…
That transition was smooth 🔥
I wish they made a coupe version of their later vehicles. I miss my 2k8 coupe. It was no sports car, but was fun to drive.
I was extremely impressed by just how reliable it was to. I took that thing coast to coast on multiple occasions without a single hiccup.
Dude edits evolve and I like to see it. Keep it up dude
the last thing altima drivers needed was a sport mode! That’s terrifying
You know it’s bad when you say it’s actually not that bad 😂
Good to see Forrest is aware of BAE (Big Altima Energy )
The Altima. Hood classic. Also the nurse favorite and the classic omg that curb just came out of nowhere
I have so much trauma from Altima’s 😂
As an altima driver when he said we drive 130 mph all the time I must say this is true😂😂😂 idk man it’s like these cars can take the abuse and like to go fast.
Undisputed King of pointing
😂awesome show of the vehicle. But the shade at the end is the truth. 😂