Grab-A-Bite Infomercial
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
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If you can't figure out how to use a fork, you probably won't be able to figure out this thing either!
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This thing is actually kind of cool. It combines a fork, spoon, and chopsticks into one utensil. Sure it isn’t a necessary addition to anybody’s household, but it could be a fun and efficient little dining tool to have around
I love how there's a random businessman using the thing, so even SMART people like him can benefit from this.
Man, I'm surprised no one thought of this before in the past.
Oh wait yes they did, it's called a spoon.
*Sfork
God dammit i see you everywhere
It's essentially training chopsticks with a spoon at the bottom. Which isn't a bad idea in and of itself, but rarely are the two implements required at the same time.
I imagined this comment in your voice and it made it so much better
1:17 yeah because my family always watches me grab a pretzel like its an event.
CTFU😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goddamn forks, with their pointy bits and whatnot... And don't even get my STARTED on spoons! Jeez...
you know, when forks were first invented, it was a complete outrage. people viewed them as a sign of the devil. it was scandalous and revolutionary for a noble to use forks at their table, but eventually, enough people realized that they were useful, and they became common. I don't see anything wrong with this product. In fact, I think it will be quite helpful to people with arthritis or any disability that causes shaky hands. A lot of infomercial products are actually first designed with the disabled in mind, then later marketed to able-bodied people who could benefit from the convenience.
ikr
if it does work and better than a fork, I think it should then be a new standard. but... can you eat soup with it? you could just put mushrooms in your mouth and then the tomatoes and the pasta AND then just eat them all together. it helps you grab rice but that rice might have been sticky. not sure if it works for lose rice.
and another problem: this thing is fucking huge. its like chinese chop sticks, which are like 30 cm long. whats the point? I find it useful and while it is not part of out culture to take our eating utensils everywhere, it is a good practice that we could learn and if there was a more efficient way to it, it shouldn't be laughed at. but this isn't it.
Ya, there’s a thing called washing your hands
Isn't "Grababite" a pokemon?
It evolves into Grabachomp
Then there’s, Mega Grabachomp
After that, Grabagulp
closed caption = get a set of four grandma fights for just nine ninety five...
Haha.
God, I jut sprayed coffee reading this!
Having a hard time picking up rice with chopsticks? You can use a spoon, problem solved.
Yeah, hygiene!
I grab something, I shove it into my mouth, I grab something again. Why doesn't the infomercial-man care where my mouth has been?
Obviously chopsticks are a challenge because you are not even holding right !!
FINALLY!
All of these years wishing somebody would invent a better utensil for eating nachos and croutons, my prayers have finally been answered!
So a tongs and a tweezers had a baby, and they registered that child's ethnicity as "chopsticks".
There's this other invention, the spork, who wants a word with you.
Why do you eat finger foods if you don't like using your fingers?
That's what she said.
Bet she never said that to you.
Simaginary Friend lol
They said *grab* 28 times
Only?
how hard is it to use a fork
Jaap Majoor Imagine if scissors were being advertised today... "yeah right, how hard can it be to cut stuff with a knife! if you can't cut paper with a ruler you need to be removed from the gene pool"
It just destroys my joy of using chopsticks
as snarky as we wanna get in the comments, it's a harmless little product and I'm sure it helps some people.
I know where my hands have been. I can deal with that.
I think this commercial forgot about how there's already the Spork
OMG a mushroom a meatball and pasta I'm crying this is so amazing (sarcasm implied)
It's a 50%chopstick, 25% spoon, and 25%fork???
that my opinion
MyZone 2003 100% bullshit, there, threw my hat in the ring
Honestly, that genuinely seems like a neat product
I feel it would be an insult if you eat Asian food with this.
I'm pretty sure most Asian people eat with forks.
Simaginary Friend you sure about that?
If you're not using your fingers to eat nachos, you don't deserve them.
1:21 Keeps the germs out of the food, but the tips that were bitten by teeth are touching the dip.
Dang it! How many times did he say the word "grab" in this informecial? Geez... :|
Tired of food falling over? Try Grab-A-Bite!
this is the best thing ever
don't hate on it
1:05 it’s like nancy pelosi and elizabeth warren fused into the same person
0:06 if those are your hands, I think you would know where they have been. 🤦♀️
1:22 you know that germs can be anywhere.
Why do I feel like this is a American version of chopsticks, but with a spoon?
and that's why they made sporks.
It says it's adjusting automatically, which is a blatant lie for a start because the Grab-A-Bite adjust because the user squeezes it. To be honest the GAB looks more complex than a fork.
You can grab a bite, or you can grab a frikkin' spoon.
How have we ever eaten without this?
They make eating with hands sound like sneezing on someone's face
in the alternate reality where chopsticks dont exist
The motto should be: "If it ain't right it's grab a bite."
So it's a weirdly shaped spork
Great for corona season
This is actually brilliant
Spork And Foon
Grab a- WE DON'T GIVE A S**T
My dad loves french fries with ketchup
What's the difference between lifting and elevating?
is this product still available?
I'm hungry.
Do the people who makes this things think society is way too idiotic to not use a fork, spoon or knife properly? Think about it.
Cutlery is so 'days of yore'.
"grab a nugget"
I'd use one...
First comment of 2019 for this video!
grab a this, grab a that, grab a- I KNOW I GET GRAB A FUCKING FOOD PRODUCT
FORKS ARE HARD
"Grab a meatball"
…so you made tongs…with sharp ends?
BEHOLD THE MSUT USLESS EATING UTENSIL OF ALL TIME
Edit: After 2 years, ive changed my opoion, its ok, but only becusase of the germs part
No more messed up croutons?!?
OK for people in nursing homes
I don't know where my own hands have been!
Sporks
Use a Spoon
I seen this ad back in 2011 or 2012
We have peaked
Actually it's not a bad idea.
grab this
I’d rather have the mess over this anyway/anyday
Germ-free utensil
That’s just chopstick sporks
okay but i kinda want this
Chinese people be like, JUST USE CHOPSTICKS!!
GRAH-BUH-BAYT!
Why is this man acting like lift and elevate mean different things
Grab a spoon you already have it
aw fuck, i can't believe you've done this
AGHHHHHH STOP SAYING GRAB!!!!
I'm surprised they didn't refer to forks and spoons as primitive and barbaric....
american chopsticks lol
this is good for computer games and food fuck sticky hands and greese and Cheeto fingers grabeabite if I made dis info it be mad dank,
There remind me of the training chopstick they make for little kids.
The spork was far enough...
Dishwasher Safe!!
Giant tweezers for eating food😄
Grab a nugget
Why
BRO
I use chopsticks on everything, but maybe that's just me...
Grab a dignity
what is this i don't even
I don't love it I m a kid savage
And the point is?
What? Americans don't know how to use a spoon
$998
Forks are just way too complicated.
Futuristic Spoon and Chopstick...
Warning: Not recommended by Japaneses!
seriously
Learn and use chopsticks
what in the actual fak
peaple these days so lazy can't even wash freaking hands it takes like 10 seconds to do