Nikki Glaser Hijacks a Stranger's Phone | Glamour

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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • Nikki Glaser hijacks a superfan's phone and social media accounts including FaceTime, Hinge, Instagram and more apps. Who's DMs will she slide into? Who will she FaceTime? What will she post on Instagram?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 110

  • @shopgirlkc
    @shopgirlkc 4 роки тому +200

    “If he’s under five salmon, swipe him back into the sea.” 😂😂

  • @jacobd1080
    @jacobd1080 4 роки тому +43

    Her notes were literally amazing lmao

  • @blumpth
    @blumpth 4 роки тому +168

    the average length of a salmon is 28 in, if your not over 11 and half feet tall you are too short for Nikki Glaser.

    • @shoethief
      @shoethief 4 роки тому +1

      This is great.

    • @demian1173
      @demian1173 4 роки тому +1

      i saw u had 99 likes...here's mine to get the 100 because OCD reasons

    • @israelrios997
      @israelrios997 4 роки тому

      I’m a 9 ft kind of gal

  • @tianalove6473
    @tianalove6473 4 роки тому +56

    I couldn’t tell if sam was really cool and chill about this or just completely annoyed 😂

  • @luvyou-baby
    @luvyou-baby 4 роки тому +62

    She’s cute and has a great chill personality

  • @rkmh65
    @rkmh65 4 роки тому +54

    Nikki's typing made me feel much better about my horrible one.

  • @AcerbicOrder
    @AcerbicOrder 4 роки тому +132

    These are more entertaining when they use the persons dating apps.

    • @kiralosina8615
      @kiralosina8615 3 роки тому

      *Only 18* 👇👇👇
      621079.loveisreal.ru

  • @yosagiyojimbo5883
    @yosagiyojimbo5883 4 роки тому +39

    Sam ends up dating Nikki's Dad.

  • @matthewtilleygoes
    @matthewtilleygoes 4 роки тому +26

    fell in love with this girl while she had her phone hijacked

  • @user-sz7cc2nc7s
    @user-sz7cc2nc7s 4 роки тому +6

    she’s so calm and a nice person to talk to and nikki is just yelling lol. i love nikki tho ❤️

  • @miriamar7362
    @miriamar7362 4 роки тому +6

    You had me at Nikki Glaser

  • @whatudoin1
    @whatudoin1 4 роки тому +15

    Im shocked that this was super clean

  • @DrAdnan
    @DrAdnan 4 роки тому +12

    Never trust a comedian with your dating apps 😂

  • @forprogress999
    @forprogress999 4 роки тому +1

    This woman is on top of the world lately. We Love You, Nikki!

  • @roy_for_real2674
    @roy_for_real2674 4 роки тому

    'Ok, so we downloaded Twitter.' HAHAHAHA

  • @91frankthetank
    @91frankthetank 4 роки тому +2

    The fish tip 🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @Skifan180
    @Skifan180 4 роки тому +6

    Happy Father's Day!

  • @doranw
    @doranw 4 роки тому +7

    I can see Nikki is a fan of YMH podcast... keepin' those jeans high and tight.

  • @entropy8000
    @entropy8000 4 роки тому

    Nikki is so cool and naturally funny

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza 4 роки тому +5

    "under five salmons" :D

  • @sailaway258
    @sailaway258 4 роки тому +5

    Please have nikki do this purely for dating app!!

  • @alsoyes3287
    @alsoyes3287 4 роки тому +8

    Nothing quite like a medium rare dog steak with pepper sauce.

    • @joso5554
      @joso5554 4 роки тому

      I am Chinese too 🤷‍♂️

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 3 роки тому

    "Hi dad, we're doing this funny father's day bit with phones, hahahaha"
    "I took the dog to the vet today for a $100 dollar shot"
    Nikki's look - "dad...you're not helping."
    (proving that you can never be too old to have your dad embarrass you)

  • @GrecoRomanNinja
    @GrecoRomanNinja 3 роки тому +1

    The girl has great teeth.

  • @redsands1001
    @redsands1001 4 роки тому +3

    Sam looked like she was reliving some bad dates when the height conversation started

  • @doublefeature
    @doublefeature 4 роки тому +2

    happy fathers day to everyone in the comments!!!

  • @kliciabotelho7545
    @kliciabotelho7545 4 роки тому

    This is really funny! What a good sport! Both of these ladies!!!!

  • @EricHammond01
    @EricHammond01 Рік тому

    I love your videos

  • @alexanderperez2732
    @alexanderperez2732 4 роки тому +32

    Find a fishing picture. Google the fish species avg size. Compare the size to the guy but stacking the fish. Wow lol that a complicated method to avoid dating a short dude

    • @adnanshoukat8966
      @adnanshoukat8966 4 роки тому

      THATS HEIGHT DISCRIMINATION. im OUTRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SporkyMcFly
      @SporkyMcFly 4 роки тому +1

      @@adnanshoukat8966 Whatever, manlet.

    • @alexh9865
      @alexh9865 4 роки тому +1

      found the short guy

    • @adnanshoukat8966
      @adnanshoukat8966 4 роки тому

      I thought i was clearly being sarcastic. It was a comment on the recent outrage culture.
      P.S. im perfectly fine with my adequate height. Id also be perfectly fine of i was short.

  • @larabarbatowolf803
    @larabarbatowolf803 3 роки тому

    “my pal amy schumer” OH NO

  • @noellenn2122
    @noellenn2122 4 роки тому +12

    Nikki, we need to talk about your jeans.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 4 роки тому +2

    Yasss THIS NEEDED TO HAPPEN

  • @mariuspatru7
    @mariuspatru7 4 роки тому +1

    WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS GIRL SAM BEFORE? i swear i saw her in some show recently!

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 4 роки тому

    Shes just 😍😍😍

  • @alexlietaviete4896
    @alexlietaviete4896 4 роки тому +1

    Love this channel😘😘

  • @tomaspeixinho4447
    @tomaspeixinho4447 4 роки тому +2

    I wanted to know her thoughts on Toy Story 3, godammit!

  • @treefiddytwoo
    @treefiddytwoo 4 роки тому

    Sam’s a cutie patootie 😍

  • @itsbiancamitchell
    @itsbiancamitchell 4 роки тому +1

    “rEaLly wHY”

  • @D34N6232
    @D34N6232 4 роки тому +3

    Happy Fathers Day Everybody!!!

  • @rustzz8
    @rustzz8 4 роки тому +3

    Missed opportunity when she said that wasn't my aura she should've said it was my labia majora.

  • @youtubeaddictors5871
    @youtubeaddictors5871 4 роки тому +1

    Super channel

  • @UnderHere
    @UnderHere 3 роки тому

    I'm I the only one that thought it was Paris Hilton in the thumbnail lol

  • @paoloh.pabilonia8395
    @paoloh.pabilonia8395 4 роки тому +1

    thanks nikki, didn't realise how millenial i was till i saw her notes. there's no denying now for me. whew.

  • @Grimscribe732
    @Grimscribe732 4 роки тому +6

    I'm disappointed. Seriously expected way more mayhem.

    • @redsands1001
      @redsands1001 4 роки тому

      Yeah nikki is definitely more than capable

    • @idunnowhatimdoin
      @idunnowhatimdoin 4 роки тому

      I was just about to comment that Nikki is usually funnier and crazier. I think she was just being nice and maybe didn't want to completely destroy the girl's life.

  • @YolandaMReyes
    @YolandaMReyes 4 роки тому

    I love pretzel M&M's only! Used to love the peanut ones, but pretzel m&m's is my go candy! Yummy!

  • @eli7257
    @eli7257 4 роки тому

    She need to teach me on how to make good first impressions

  • @phunkdoctaspock
    @phunkdoctaspock 4 роки тому +3

    8:38 - Such a sad and pathetic generation with shallow, empty values.

  • @anna34712
    @anna34712 4 роки тому

    ive never clicked on a video faster

  • @SitahSam
    @SitahSam 4 роки тому

    Love your video

  • @unfabulouslyfabulous
    @unfabulouslyfabulous 4 роки тому

    Okay great now I can’t sleep because of the freaking house centipede

  • @jhevgainz2307
    @jhevgainz2307 4 роки тому +14

    That little vegetarian rant was pretty cringey

    • @bleached3360
      @bleached3360 4 роки тому +6

      jhev gainz youre pretty cringey

  • @josephineknechtli2208
    @josephineknechtli2208 4 роки тому +1

    Queeeeeen

  • @HamsterK37
    @HamsterK37 4 роки тому

    I always put my height. Lol

  • @siwueofk
    @siwueofk 4 роки тому +2

    Wow Nikki has lost a lot of weight

  • @sharlenehakes7413
    @sharlenehakes7413 3 роки тому

    Dairy is delicious though.

  • @shelbysalling3823
    @shelbysalling3823 4 роки тому +3

    Nikki can't type

  • @isac4375
    @isac4375 4 роки тому

    ITS PLOTTING AGAINST US

  • @Lrdprimus187
    @Lrdprimus187 4 роки тому

    I don’t even own a phone... is that odd?

  • @suNn.K.O
    @suNn.K.O 4 роки тому

    Kinda want to try cat and dog milk now.

  • @TheNeverposts
    @TheNeverposts 4 роки тому +6

    man, this was not fun!

  • @iancuspinera1160
    @iancuspinera1160 4 роки тому +1

    Man, idk how Blake Griffin just pased on her, she's hot and chill, also funny.

  • @Whiskers1206
    @Whiskers1206 4 роки тому

    OMG Nikki is soooooooooooooo funny

  • @91frankthetank
    @91frankthetank 4 роки тому

    So we downloaded twitter...

  • @southpaws6814
    @southpaws6814 4 роки тому

    My salmons' not small!!!

  • @npsck1802
    @npsck1802 4 роки тому +2

    That girl read one too many John Green books as a teenager and now she thinks she is a quirky manic pixie dream girl

  • @richardrichardson5570
    @richardrichardson5570 4 роки тому

    Why did nicky acted like the fan girl???

  • @BW-lb3vd
    @BW-lb3vd 4 роки тому

    Ouch Nikki how do you even find pants that high waisted?

  • @juliansmith4987
    @juliansmith4987 4 роки тому

    What has she had done? She's always been pretty but now it's like "BAM!". Who is her surgeon?

    • @doublefeature
      @doublefeature 4 роки тому

      dude, are you forreal? she's like barely 35. and she's someone that's completely open about her life so she would have talked about it. she hasn't had anything done.

  • @alexlietaviete4896
    @alexlietaviete4896 4 роки тому +5

    First❤️

  • @crociati17
    @crociati17 4 роки тому +1

    Nikki's hot

  • @polarisgemini52
    @polarisgemini52 4 роки тому

    Bothered by how many mistakes Nikki makes while typing

  • @imsgoalie1
    @imsgoalie1 4 роки тому

    True to form, Nikki Glaser wasn't funny. That girl seemed very chill though, and super cute.

  • @fishbonefla5917
    @fishbonefla5917 4 роки тому

    If she weigh two more pounds those would be mom jeans

  • @Zefram0911
    @Zefram0911 4 роки тому +2

    Aren't old chicks suppose to get less hot?

    • @alacranberryy
      @alacranberryy 4 роки тому +3

      Aren't compliments better when not weirdly backhanded?

    • @Zefram0911
      @Zefram0911 4 роки тому

      @@alacranberryy wow, someone's triggered. guess you need to watch more of her material.

  • @MarcoGrabolos
    @MarcoGrabolos 4 роки тому

    #GoVegan

  • @bmynors0727
    @bmynors0727 4 роки тому

    Sup

  • @oliviamercado499
    @oliviamercado499 4 роки тому +1

    kinda sad sam changed her bio back to secretes poison 😔

    • @oliviamercado499
      @oliviamercado499 4 роки тому

      like if nikki glaser ever did something on my phone i would never change it

  • @crazyporri09
    @crazyporri09 4 роки тому

    glaser is so bad😍😍

  • @shareholder1408
    @shareholder1408 2 роки тому

    Well that wasn't very entertaining. She really isn't funny outside of dating app shenanigans

  • @keirasherman2775
    @keirasherman2775 4 роки тому

    One of the first

  • @dontrump8877
    @dontrump8877 4 роки тому

    If only Nikki started doing squats...

  • @baron7755
    @baron7755 4 роки тому

    she can have my phone....number

  • @doyouknowbts5101
    @doyouknowbts5101 4 роки тому

    Seventh

  • @henrytiffanyr
    @henrytiffanyr 4 роки тому

    Omg early comment!! I never get in this early#9

  • @hijinks21
    @hijinks21 4 роки тому +3

    Mom jeans need to go back out of style

  • @giorgioIP
    @giorgioIP 4 роки тому

    SUPERFAN