Worst Covid Business Ideas
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
- Worst Covid Business Ideas
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Someone who follows you around and, with clean hands, touches your face 20 times an hour so you don’t have to. “At Handemics, we touch your nose for you.”
I think this business actually got the investment.
Great!
What about your other bits? Does that cost extra? Wink, wink
Will I have someone sticking around so I can ask them things like "Uh, my nose itches, please scratch it a bit" or "I have ice cream on my chin, please, rub it" ?
Bahaha this is great 😂
Eh, not like in a good way, but in a funny way 😂😂
rings doorbell
"NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN..."
yes a loud doorbell that rick rolls, I'll take ten
Ahhh very good
We have to invest in this
also prevents “ding dong ditch”ers because the ringer will never gonna run around and desert you
TEN? 1,500 DECIBEL RICK ROLL?!
Oh, hey, some classic Aerosmith, like "Walk This Way." You know, from the door to the kitchen... Um, yeah. That's why yoy guys are the comedians and I'm not.
Arms has successfully found another opportunity to do a Northern Irish accent and Foil has a stache. Perfect video!!
Belfast accent, dont paint all the people in the North with that accent lol
@@BadDubII haha, sorry about that, I’m German and don’t quite pick up on the subtleties yet😅
@@juliangross3192 No worries at all 🤣 Most people just see the Belfast accent as "hard on the ears".
@@BadDubII oh not at all! Personally, I really enjoy it. But most northern Irish Films/TV shows are set in Belfast so that’s probably why I had that as the default NI accent
Omg! I was so proud of myself for noticing the accent! 😄 I'm Dutch and getting better at understanding Irish. 😅
"I was going to go with the combusticle" lol
Pretty surprised they didn't go with it then
I would've called it combustion bike.
Actually the bike with motor existed in the Netherlands: www.sparta.nl/alles-over-sparta/geschiedenis/spartamet
*combustionicle
I couldn't hear anything after that, I was laughing so hard!
Wearing headphones, I started getting nervous we were going to hear a sample of the 150 decibel crazy frog doorbell...
It was in the original draft...
@@foilarmsandhog will we get that on the patreon then? So I know to make sure not to wear headphones or have volume up too loud when the next post comes up there...
@@foilarmsandhog I have to admit I was worried too... And I've already watched this video!
"Mister, your package is here"
*rings Doorbell *
" *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP,*
*NEVER GONNA LET DOWN* "
Imagine rickrolling everyone who comes to your home🤩
@@aysenur6761 And in a 5 mile radius
@@Teun_Jac Epic
Ok, so, hear me out. The proximity sensors for when you're parking your car? Slap them on a vest and beep the ear off anyone who breaches your social distancing perimeter.
Bonus points if you also change the beeping sound to Crazy Frog
Brilliant! 😂👍
Or you can just fart a lot. Or stop showering. It helps keeping people at a distance.
I've seen a baseball cap with lasers attached that beam a distancing perimeter on the ground around you.
Or you can walk around in a big hamster bubble!
I went abroad during the summer and went to a tourist attraction and they had things you had to wear that beeped so you could maintain social distancing .... they didn't work that well.
I know I'm going to get killed on here for having gone abroad, but it wasn't strictly for holiday purposes so
I love how the ideas all start out sounding sensible enough before it all goes wrong
Yesss! - And then their increasingly rattled and slightly embarrassed faces! Love it.
Jesus, I just realized, those guys already changed since their early sketches and with a blink of an eye, I'm going to be watching their interviews with grey hair and wrinkled faces, just like the Monty Python crew.
Stop stop stop. I thought of that recently it was both depressing and wonderful
@@foilarmsandhog yeah, I have mixed feelings about it myself.
They've got a few years before they reach Monty Python ages. I know the grammar in that sentence isn't correct, but it's almost 2am and I don't care. 🙂🖖💕
@@rainydaylady6596 Cared enough to write an even longer sentence saying you didn't, though? :P
Monty Python 2.0 = Exodus 2.0 ?
I'm gonna start with Money Laundering..
"Wel, yes mister cop, but Hog told me it was a good idea"
@@JacktheRah "Are you armed?"
"No.. but I wish I was carrying Arms.."
In Romania we have plastic notes so you can just forget the empty the pockets before washing the clothes and your cash is fine!
@@ibidthefrog in Australia we do too mate! Easier to launder ;)
@@Rainbowgrrl I did my working holiday in Aus. Never had enough of your money in my wallet but great times :)
There is also the idea of selling hedge funds, but then just pull out a hedgehog-shaped coin bank
The doom-dah at the end was perfectly on pitch with my dad blowing leaves outside, and it was glorious.
Imagine seeing a car driving across the rode with a cable dragging behind it
Isn't that kinda the concept behind trolleybuses, tho.
Not just 'a car,' I see many cars, and it's not a pretty picture.
Imagine roundabouts
Im just imagining the 10 km of lead whipping through traffic when it's retracted. The winder has to be pretty powerful...
Sounds very Mr Bean
Not authentic N Irish accent. Forgot to say “so it is” at end of every sentence, so he did. Mean so he didn’t.
Well remember for future so I will
Does this mean that Yoda is Northern Irish?
Worst post-covid business: Group lollipop
That’s a terrible idea anyway lol
Well, in Argentina we drink "mate", which is kind of like a tea with a metal straw that everybody shares everyday... Not far from your idea 😂
Free Hugs
Gosh, reminds me of that one story: Guy asks to bum a drag on another guy's smoke, but passes it to his mates. Ten people down the line, it finally comes back to the first guy, wet and bedraggled. The first guy then pipes up "Oi, you don't mind my mouth herpes, do ya?"
That is just amazing
The 'phone this number to cross the road' is honestly something my council would do
Mine would too. Then they'd charge us a fee for using the app and insist that they've done us a favor by making it so user friendly.
19 dislikes.. so 19 people were having the same ideas for their business, and now they are pissed, because now anyone can do those
Or the post men Who dont always knock or ring the bell, there just lost their excuse he/she was not home, eventhough he or she was, because of the very loud doorbell.
Is it just me or does the Northern Irish accent make the Thunderbell pitch almost sound plausible?
Trustworthy lilting northerner
@@foilarmsandhog Flattery will get you everywhere 😂
@@curlywurly1767 I assume with your use of Norn Iron. That my reply will suffice "Sure...you know yourself"
@@curlywurly1767 Exactly, the world would be a very dark place if stuff were taken seriously all of the time.
Northern sense of humor is the best!
Electric vehicles but with wires
Congrats, you've invented trams and trolley buses.
Ah yes but this car now has a 100km extension cable. How many trains have that?
From now on my Harley is " The Combusticle "
Excellent! Wonder will there be combusticle gangs
We prefer the term "Club"
I will bring it up at the next meeting "CC" instead of "MC"
Thanks for the laughs lads. Don't stop
Or else
“And u were r8”, lol u could hear him laughing at his own fall, lovely.
Those stupid hoover cables always knock something over or hurt my ankles when they rockets back in. Imagine a 10k version, it’d break your legs!
cables whipping across town
@@OCinneide All those pedestrians and cyclists getting hit by those cables
We already tought of cabled cars. The issue gets peculiar with roundabouts.
Only allowed to around once
😂 Very Tom and Jerry.
‘And it’s like a hoover, you press a button and it shoots back in.’
Ah no hold on, I think they’re on to something there.
I have the usb of the shows and got randomly excited when Hog tried to explain it. Like yes, I do have the wooden box!
I really appreaciate for your videos. I had been spending quite stressful time for the last months, while I was preparing for oral examination for the entrance of a phd program. The exam was two weeks ago and since then I have found some time to translate some of your videos into my native language in UA-cam and Amara. I had fun and also felt like it is a kind of weird way to thank you for laughing me hard. Thank you so much.
I felt pity for th moustached charachter... Poor thing, he's already invested money :(
Saaaammmmeeee
He could apply the technology elsewhere , he would be fine
Me: Ok I have an Irish test today i should study.
*Foil Arms and Hog: Uploads*
Me: this is kinda Irish, right?
Edit: OMG more than 300 likes wtf?
Of course. That counts as learning.
Good luck for the test.
@@Alinor24 Thanks 🤞
Irish isn't a language you would really ever have a test on. It's extremely uncommon and only a person who has already studied language professionally would take. Unless it's like a culture or history test.
@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 I don’t want to be rude but are you Irish? Because in Ireland Irish is a set subject for all of primary and secondary school and you have to do your big exams on it this was just a class test.
@@peternurlan2793 I didn't know that.
The weird thing about your videos is: the more often you watch them the funnier they get.
Thanks Daniel!
Because you miss so much of it from laughing 🤣
An idea to increase traffic density without compromising safety. Join the cars with short metal bars. With a joint, so they can bend around a curve, but rigid, so the distance remains fixed. For increased safety, all brakes in all such joined cars can be connected so they all engage at the same time. For increased fuel efficiency, only the front car may need the engine running. We could increase the fuel efficiency even further by letting them run on long metal rails.
Okay lots of great ideas here
Yegads, why hasn't someone thought of this before !?
I was honestly impressed at first and then 2 hours later it hit me. In my defence English isn't my first language
The Combustionycle guy should have instead pitched his time machine to Foil. After all, if you can't trust your own ancestor, who can you trust?
Yeah foil interviewing foil temporarily combusted my brain.
It's Thursday!!
Hurrah!
I cease to call it Thursday, I have started calling it FAHday 😁💚
Hog did a wonderful job promoting the merch! I forgot Foil and Arms were present cause I was so intrigued by the USB! 😉
So even if you ARE home, you'll never "miss" a parcel delivery again? No excuses from the postal service now, suckers.
Introducing a revolutionary product! Do your hogs only have stubby legs? Would you like to have your hog be a bit more human? Well then the Foil Arm for Hogs is what you need.
Imagine a road full of cars with 10 km of cable tangled behind them. You'd have to go all Catherine Zeta-Jones from Entrapment just to cross the street. Or Steve Carell from Get Smart.
And if you want to travel further, roll the cable back in and plug it in again. We already have petrol stations ever 5 km, why not power sockets too.
2:04 It's Paddy from Paddy and Mary wearing his old reliable...a Christmas jumper! 😂😂😂 brilliant!
*Brilliant*
This is actually brilliant- socially distanced sketch too... well except from the outro but we can't keep you apart that long 😜 thankyou for being consistently funny and wonderful 💙
we all wait for Thursday to see you guys. You are just awesome ❤️❤️
Thanks Abhishek
@@foilarmsandhog ❤️❤️
Thank God you keep your creative energy going - because we need it! No pressure. Hope you are all doing ok
That is a true skill. Coming up with bad ideas.
Guys I really think you should do "Mum helping with my Homework!"
Ahh good idea
Who doesn't want crazy frog played a 150db!? Bhaha would give the postie a fright that's for sure!
Just get a dog. 😁
@@isobellabrett would probs be louder
People drive comustionicles up and down the canal, keep an eye out for them
Please, can you tell the automated phone system for traffic lights guy, that he could have a start-up in Germany? We've got traffic light buttons that only react on warmth, so you have to touch them with your bare hand because the elbow's too cold for it... It's disgusting, especially during a pandemic!
I'm on a plane. How much can you invest?
@@foilarmsandhog if I can get all my money cleaned, I would be able to invest the price of a wired electric car!
That sounds like a horrible design fail!
You guys are so hilarious, brilliant and so much talent! So glad I clicked your suggested video and been subscribed ever since. Can’t stop watching! Haha! You guys are so amazing! 👍🏼👍🏼👏🏼👏🏼
🙋🏻♀️ from the Phils!
Foil is looking very Ryan Gosling in that outro 🙌
I just want to see the cable retract back into car 😆
What's with Arms and 10km pitches? Haha
Money laundering 😂 😂 😂 😂 and the Christmas jumper at the end 😂 they are brilliant.
*Tragedy and Chaos at Second Street*
A major accident involving twelve vehicles occured on Second Street due to a mess up of kilometre-long electric cables tangling and irresponsible combustionyclists colliding, compounded by blaring asynchronous Crazy Frog samples in the town.
Passengers succumbed to injuries as hospital beds were occupied due to unusually large number of cases of bleach ingestion among children.
The thought of Crazy Frog still gives me nightmares 😂 I have thought about the traffic light thing recently and then found the elbow was perfectly fine. It isn’t an fahrchive vid though haha!
Psst: In most cases the button doesn't work. They often only work late at night and weekends
Most of ours can't be pressed with an elbow... so it'll work (oh wait, we just cross on red 😜)
Lmao replacing bleach with orange juice - that's top level satire, bravo 👏 you even managed to include wigs, all you're missing is golf clubs and tennis shorts 🤣
Hehe I hope you guys didn’t use a permanent marker for that moustasche. 😂
I have another business idea! Non-permanent permanent markers!
It does make it easier to play 80s German characters...
Thursdays are my favourite! After getting up at 6am and spending a shite morning serving the general public, there's nothing I like more than crawling into bed at 14:00 for nap time with a gin and tonic and a brand new Foils Arms & Hog video. Thanks for making my life suck a little less!
Well you must be posh not to be part of the general public.
@@nat3007 Dealing with the public is horrid. Especially dealing with the public during covid. "Why isn't everyone wearing a mask?!" "Why do I have to wear a mask?!" "She is standing way too close to me." I work as a cashier at a grocery store making minimum wage because I can't find anything else. I'm legally allowed a break every 5 hours, which means if I'm on a 5 hour shift, I get to stand in one spot for 5 hours straight. My back hurts, my legs hurt, my carpal tunnel is acting up. Then on top of it I have grown adults acting like toddlers and treating me as subhuman. I don't think you could describe any Canadian as posh, less anyone from Devon, but if you could, I'd not like to associate myself with the general gobshites and knobheads that people have become over the past 6 months. If that makes me posh then I guess I'm posh.
@@amandabeaty1492 I have worked with the public before in a busy arena during the events that used to happen but I never once thought I was better than them. Maybe I was just lucky
@@nat3007 I don't think I'm better than anyone. I've never yelled at a cashier or anyone else, even if I'm having a bad day or I am frustrated. I never make anyone feel like their worth is less than mine. I'm not sure how you got that impression. It's the customers who think they are better than me.
How I am getting through the current circumstances. Thank you for making me laugh so much guys!
Saw this on the telly and was absolutely murdered by the the comedy
"I was going to go with 'combustionicle'" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best thing from working at home is that I can just watch the new vid as soon as it comes out
Great to hear
Even Covid has a silver lining eh? 😳
Ha! I resist. 😁 The videos come trough before I start work. Sometimes I watch them during my lunch break. Sometimes (like today) after a full day of working from home. I save them for a treat. 😄
When your mam swaps out the lemon bleach for orange juice...
It´s really funny the "motorbike" because here in Argentina we have a bicycle with motor we call it "Bicimoto".
That doorbell idea had me in hysterics
This killed me!! It’s 2am and I’m about to smother myself laughing into pillows so I don’t wake up my roommates
Great to hear
It's been a tough week...and it's only Thursday night here... thank goodness for these videos, right on time!
I like the loud doorbell. I'd have the ring tone set to DOOMBAH.
But how long did it take Foil to wash off his marker mustache??
Did he get that moustache off? I fear markers to be permanent.
Foil literally just drew a mustache kn his skin with a marker 😂😂
The car with the 10km cable! 😂😂😂 I love you guys
"Combustionicle" makes me happy for some reason
The electric car bit is my favourite. I just see that in my mind. 'My gran is in hospital.' "Oh no what happened?" 'An idiot with an electric car😡'
Must agree. The wooden case is a real piece of art. You could make a living on it, guys.
Combustionnycle! XD Fantastic.
Among many great bad ideas.
It deserves a part 2, while we are in a pand... Are you in the pandemic? I knew minutes ago from another Irish channel (I can't tell about this now, we know you can get emotional) that you are able to go to restaurants, for example.
Funny thing is, the really loud doorbell does exist. I moved into a house where the previous owner was elderly and hard of hearing, and it had this massive contraption wired to the bell so you could hear it anywhere in the house. No Crazy Frog option, though, that's new.
Amazing! Wonder if they patented it
My grandad has that
I love the startup videos!!! Thanks guys!
I just love you guys so much. Can't get enough of it.
in the netherlands in a few cities there is an app for phones that would give you a green light sooner. It detects when you are comming to the crossing and prepairs the stoplights so you have more chance for green :)
I have to admit I'm totally crushing on hog with that new haircut 🙈😂😍
50 decibels for a doorbell ?🤣 An electric car with cable. Money laundry. 🤣 What an amazing business ideas.
I totally forgot about Crazy Frog, wow that is a blast from the past! Had to pause the video and go watch a few of its videos. Thanks for the laughs both from this video and the memories.
Epic Vid as usual lads
Cheers Sean
My favorite was the "Thunderbell" I genuinely thought that was fucking hilarious, especially with the accent
It's drawn on? Commitment!!
Sorry, to unplug the car cable do you have to go 10 km back to pull the plug and then again to the car to push the button? Just asking
No, you could get a car thunderhorn and then your housemate would hear it and could unplug it for you
Foil’s moustache! This was the absolute icing on the cake for me. 🤩
Wahey theres a moustache!
And wigs 😂🤣😍
@@siggim9170 can’t forget those!
I love this! And we got to see a bit more of your office. This is what we want lads! 😂
You realise you put the FAH Archives picture up instead of the Foil Arms and Hog one yes? 🙈
I can’t wait to go to Ireland and see these guys live!
This is hilarious. Pls do more of this
2:35 Foil looks ready to be in the Top Gun sequel :D
I'm still catching up on your funny videos. Loved this one too.
I don’t like pressing the crosswalk button, even with my elbow. Maybe that phone in idea wasn’t so bad. 😄
"We wrote a song!"
"He did"
"Well yes, I was trying to include you."
"I don't want to be included."
I wanna hear that song now! 🤣
It's on Patreon!
It is 100% worth joing the Patreon for.
Foil always wants to spoil the fun for Arms. But in reality he is also just a lovable little scamp. (I may or may not have a crush on him too).
I have been thinking about this for an hour but why is there the Archives endcard? Just a mistake due to late night editing?
I was wondering about that too.
The effects and the screen looked cool but then i was like what??
Yes I wondered this!!
1:57 "You can make it to play Crazy frog" - Careful, guys, you're really showing your age there. 😁
Arms I think your Thunder Bell guy spat on the camera lens 😜 LOVE the sound distortions & camera angles!! Adds verisimilitude to the lockdown setting 🤗 This taking lockdown sketches to the next level!!
2:09 Love the mustache.
Combastionycle? Like that? LMAO!!!!!
class stuff lads, keep her lit.
Foil, that tash looks like it's never going to come off
COMBUSTIONICLE i'm dying 😂