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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @mrnoname98
    @mrnoname98 3 роки тому +206

    I like the idea of everybody in the audience putting on their masks to disguise where Alan is like if they didn't have them on the dog would have gone "Oh, there Alan is, it's that one!"

    • @js0988
      @js0988 3 роки тому +11

      The handler would have known and guided the dog there!

    • @Taylor101310
      @Taylor101310 3 роки тому +3

      This is a very confusing comment if you haven’t seen that part of the video yet. Haha

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d 3 роки тому +1

      it was likely staged anyway, drug dogs don't always work and they couldn't risk it not working live.

    • @prh198
      @prh198 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-ln2go4xp6d Very, very true. More often than not, the dogs are signaled to signal. Tsk tsk, police.

    • @PaddyRoon7
      @PaddyRoon7 2 роки тому +1

      Also dogs don't recognize humans based on facial recognition, it's much more to do with smell.

  • @hibrydsart5403
    @hibrydsart5403 4 роки тому +133

    All the Sam'ONella fans eyes lit up when they heard the name Micheal Malloy

  • @cyndywaskelisthecrowscall
    @cyndywaskelisthecrowscall 4 роки тому +193

    The story of the Irishman being plied with all kinds of "drinks" sounds like it should be a drinking song.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +3

      It's kind of like the same energy as Johnny Jump Up

    • @offtheleashman
      @offtheleashman 3 роки тому

      why were they trying to kill him? i didn't get why

    • @unacceptablefailurerate6453
      @unacceptablefailurerate6453 3 роки тому +6

      @@offtheleashman They had him sign life insurance policies with them as the benefactor(s) so if he died they would get all the money.

    • @serpentisma
      @serpentisma 3 роки тому +3

      Actually there are a few songs about Michael Malloy. One is from the band, Primus, called "You Can't Kill Michael Malloy".

    • @Bonzman
      @Bonzman 3 роки тому +6

      He didn't die in the snow because he'd drank antifreeze 🤣

  • @pearkore6821
    @pearkore6821 5 років тому +191

    All I want for Christmas is....Closed Captions on QI

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 5 років тому +9

      Yes, that is rather unfair for the deaf community. I feel very sorry for you old chap.

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 5 років тому +6

      Parker Erich Me too! Not fair on us that are deaf or hard of hearing! 😡😡😡

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 4 роки тому +4

      Watch it on the BBC or Dave - subtitles are available.

    • @pearkore6821
      @pearkore6821 4 роки тому +2

      @@gwishart Australian, no access.

    • @diegodevars4618
      @diegodevars4618 4 роки тому +7

      Well, I agree
      But I'm not deaf. I just don't know brit

  • @florencebourgeois8472
    @florencebourgeois8472 5 років тому +85

    I love these would love to see it live but don’t know where to get tickets

    • @Bibibosh
      @Bibibosh 5 років тому +45

      florence bourgeois you find them in the pockets of elderly gnomes.

    • @fisherking7798
      @fisherking7798 5 років тому +12

      Just write to the bbc

    • @PhilBoswell
      @PhilBoswell 5 років тому +26

      Keep an eye on this: www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 4 роки тому +7

      Not right now lol

    • @FrowningIke
      @FrowningIke 4 роки тому +8

      Google something called Google. Then Google it.

  • @wotmot223
    @wotmot223 5 років тому +323

    30 + years ago when I was in the military (U.S. Army) and we were going through our M.O.S. training a bunch of us heated some water up and put marijuana in it, and then Mopped the floors. We were tired of the " random " dog checks for drugs. It drove that poor dog nuts. We ended up there the whole day as every f'n place was checked for drugs, and they brought in two more dogs, who also went nuts. It was a stupid thing to do considering the consequences if we had been caught. But we had a laugh over that for months.

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 5 років тому +53

      So...the dogs had trouble "weed"ing out the culprits?

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 4 роки тому +3

      That is amazing! 😂

    • @gamehappenings
      @gamehappenings 4 роки тому +3

      You are an evil genius

    • @Tiresias55
      @Tiresias55 4 роки тому +12

      That just killed me. You were tired of the drug checks so you did something that assured nothing but extensive drug tests! Rofl.

    • @furiscafynn6275
      @furiscafynn6275 4 роки тому +5

      I love stories like these, thank you for sharing!

  • @tygrkhat4087
    @tygrkhat4087 5 років тому +68

    I remember reading the story of Michael Malloy in The People's Almanac #2 years ago. Mike made Rasputin look weak.

    • @Dayvit78
      @Dayvit78 4 роки тому +13

      Sam O'Nella's Academy also has a good cover of it.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +33

    Apparently he asked for another one of those poison anchovy sandwiches, that guy was practically unkillable until they cheated.

  • @JJ21210
    @JJ21210 5 років тому +8

    Winter temps in NYC -- at 6:30 -- virtually never fall to -20C (-4F). The average low in NYC in January (coldest month) is 27F (-3C). Temperatures in the teens (F) occur sometimes, but anything below 10F is rare, and below 0F is beyond rare.

    • @rfl8359
      @rfl8359 3 роки тому

      even back in 1933?

  • @FaultAndDakranon
    @FaultAndDakranon 5 років тому +259

    The dog is trying so hard to be a good dog.

    • @EliasKaydanius
      @EliasKaydanius 5 років тому +11

      He's trying, and it's all that matters

    • @JoelCarli
      @JoelCarli 5 років тому +28

      All dogs are good bois and girls

    • @linusdn2777
      @linusdn2777 4 роки тому +2

      And he succeeded with brilliance

    • @dunker-roo9552
      @dunker-roo9552 3 роки тому +3

      You just wanna be a good boi and end up a Narc.. lol

    • @user-ln2go4xp6d
      @user-ln2go4xp6d 3 роки тому

      @@dunker-roo9552 poor dogs, not allowed to be dogs, and getting abused on top of that, then put down if you're useless to them. granted, that's more common in the us.

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 4 роки тому +18

    I’ve long thought the famous mugshot of Harry Roberts the cop killer looked like a perfect blend of Stephen and Alan’s faces.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 4 роки тому +11

    4:45 this sounds like good fodder for an episode of Citation Needed

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 4 роки тому +3

      A Citation Needed reference on a QI video. Meta.

  • @Darkfiretiger
    @Darkfiretiger 4 роки тому +7

    Lets have a round of applause
    *dog thinks world is ending"

  • @JarthenGreenmeadow
    @JarthenGreenmeadow 4 роки тому +5

    4:48 ah yes all my years at the Sam o Nella academy have prepared me for this moment.

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 5 років тому +46

    Suffolk Police generously sent 2 working dogs to our youth club one evening.
    One was trained to sniff drugs, guns and money - a good dog to have at a party.

    • @MrWombatty
      @MrWombatty 5 років тому +1

      How many arrests?

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 5 років тому +5

      @@MrWombatty None from the children but they we're only aged 8-11.

    • @louisryan5815
      @louisryan5815 5 років тому +11

      lmao, I misunderstood your comment as well! I thought by "youth" you meant college age or something, not actual children

    • @archstanton6102
      @archstanton6102 5 років тому +4

      @@louisryan5815 That would have been a totally different story, lol.

    • @MrWombatty
      @MrWombatty 5 років тому

      @@archstanton6102 ...& those in charge of the kids?

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 4 місяці тому

    Thanks!

  • @fisherking7798
    @fisherking7798 5 років тому +133

    Have they never met Irish people before? 😂😂😂

    • @joeking8789
      @joeking8789 5 років тому +7

      yeah you were just too drunk to remember.....

    • @warbler1984
      @warbler1984 5 років тому +7

      Are you two related?

    • @Hobbyblasphemist
      @Hobbyblasphemist 5 років тому +15

      @@warbler1984 its Ireland, everyone's a little bit related.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 3 роки тому

      @@Hobbyblasphemist
      I thought you were going to say something else there.

  • @greyjackal
    @greyjackal 4 роки тому +21

    That last one reminds me of the Garda looking for a Polish guy who'd been caught by speeding cameras and in person a few times - they had dozens of outstanding fines that weren't paid.
    Turned out they were looking for someone called Prawo Jazdy. Which is Polish for "driving licence" :D

  • @JagoffCitizen
    @JagoffCitizen 4 роки тому +29

    Somehow I'd imagined the manufacture of something like a cotton bud would be more hygienic.

  • @birkobird
    @birkobird 5 років тому +22

    Can’t wait for the QI Christmas present, if there is one.

    • @Bibibosh
      @Bibibosh 5 років тому

      Birko Bird I can .

  • @intergalactic92
    @intergalactic92 3 роки тому +6

    That last one was used in a CSI: New York episode. They thought there was a serial killer, it turned out all their cotton swabs had been contaminated by one of the factory workers.

  • @notalltoointeresting
    @notalltoointeresting 4 роки тому +34

    The story about Michael Malloy is great, and for another telling of the story you may want to watch the video by Sam O'Nella.
    Hopefully someone finds it good!

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 4 роки тому +2

      Have done. It's good too.

    • @Balint_Erdelyi
      @Balint_Erdelyi 4 роки тому +3

      I actually was looking for a comment like this

  • @michaelt8682
    @michaelt8682 4 роки тому +17

    100% if i was there id have weed on me. thatd be good tv.
    edit: why you should wait till the end of a clip before you comment. ^^

  • @franzmeier2128
    @franzmeier2128 5 років тому +19

    Shoutout Sam O´Nella

  • @jake6112
    @jake6112 3 роки тому +1

    The Spent Poets wrote an instrumental called You Can't Kill Michael Malloy, of which 25s was later taken as an interlude in Primus's album Frizzle Fry. That's the kind of useless trivia I hope will one day come up in a pub quiz.

  • @Caroleonus
    @Caroleonus 4 роки тому +7

    A morality lecture from.... Jimmy Carr.... lol

  • @RazorRevenge
    @RazorRevenge 4 роки тому +6

    imagine someone having a joint in their pocket.

  • @dragonsword7370
    @dragonsword7370 5 років тому +20

    I'm guessing Alan uses the q tips for his belly button cleaning .

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 5 років тому

      Cue tips*

    • @Barrillel
      @Barrillel 4 роки тому +1

      @@JohnyG29 Cotton Swab*

    • @swapode
      @swapode 4 роки тому

      @@JohnyG29 Don't know if I'm missing a joke here, but it's definitely Q-Tips.

    • @elhomo6406
      @elhomo6406 4 роки тому

      @@swapode queue tips

  • @justvin7214
    @justvin7214 5 років тому +10

    They couldn't do the first bit on Mock The Week.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 4 роки тому +1

    7:30 because I think the gas hose is a more intrusive and horrifying way of dying

    • @AndersPuschel
      @AndersPuschel 4 роки тому +4

      Well, I think the audience's reaction is entirely reasonable. Malloy's claim to fame is that he survived a number of determined attempts on his life, so none of us would be talking about him or even know of his existence otherwise.
      The disappointment that we give voice to when we here that he was eventually killed is more to do with the fact that he finally failed to survive, than with thinking that all the previous attempts on his life were OK.

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 3 роки тому

      An autopsy revealed that he was poisoned by gas in a likely homicide, which tipped the insurance companies off that it was fraud and that led to the perpetrators being caught!

  • @o-_-ojb
    @o-_-ojb 3 роки тому +1

    1:16 “anywhere we want to put them”. Sounds like American law enforcement.

  • @skeledaddy
    @skeledaddy 4 роки тому +1

    sound advice, alan

  • @Deadbloke-dk6zc
    @Deadbloke-dk6zc 4 місяці тому

    Sniffing doggo reminded me of a story about a drug dog who indicated on a chap's packed lunch at the airport (it was pizza) and the handler said to the dog "It's no problem, I know you have a problem with pizza" and doggo got his treat anyway.

  • @-Gorbi-
    @-Gorbi- 4 роки тому +14

    They tortured someone SURE, but they cheated at torturing him???? Monsters

  • @opheliaismyname9180
    @opheliaismyname9180 4 роки тому +2

    "stealing babies' faces and wearing them" That's not BabyFace, that's BloodyFace

  • @badhombre4942
    @badhombre4942 4 роки тому +1

    Judge: For the heinous crime of Pear nibbling, I sentence you to 10 years hard labour.
    Mug: But I only nibbled the one Sir....on me Mum's grave..Sir.

  • @BassCossack1
    @BassCossack1 Рік тому

    aaaw... i was expecting the pentelpen robbers to show up!

  • @MrOvo1231
    @MrOvo1231 5 років тому +1

    who is the blonde woman

  • @SekritJay
    @SekritJay 5 років тому +1

    Where's the NMTB police line-up segment QI. Where is it

  • @Croyles
    @Croyles Місяць тому

    The handler is literally guiding the dog to Alan...

  • @Eventhorizon66
    @Eventhorizon66 3 роки тому +1

    In Canada's correctional system we have drug dogs to help screen visitors who are trained to become extraordinarily friendly, trying to play with them etc. with people who have drugs on them. Correctional Officers then bring you to a back room and have a rather frank conversation with you. Of course we also have a the more aggressive attack dogs as well, but this saves us from over litigious persons visiting our prisons.

  • @Elkatook666
    @Elkatook666 2 роки тому

    all the CSI nerds knew the cotton bud answer ...
    an episode exactly describes this conundrum

  • @kaelang12
    @kaelang12 3 роки тому +1

    alan should've planted the contraband on someone else as soon as he sat down

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin 5 років тому +8

    The dog didn't even indicate.. the heck?

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff 4 роки тому

      Didn't need to, Davies almost took the mask off when the dog got to him.

    • @TanakaMatsumoto
      @TanakaMatsumoto 2 роки тому +2

      That's the thing.... "They have a stand or sit indication" but he never said what that indication is nor will they ever say, so they can claim anything is an indication, and in doing that they can proceed further. Just another way to force control. I don't do drugs but I don't think a human interpretation of what a dog may or may not smell is valid to force proceedings to go further.

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 2 роки тому

    Alan had DRUGS ON HIMSELF lmfao

  • @ethanmcclain3821
    @ethanmcclain3821 5 років тому +1

    This seems a lot like do go on

  • @mythgreatbritain
    @mythgreatbritain 3 роки тому +1

    Ask the RAF police how long it takes them to do a drug test.....

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 3 роки тому +1

    Stoners got really offended by the first clip, apparently

  • @sfwplant
    @sfwplant 2 роки тому +1

    I was in the audience for the episode with Rex the sniffer dog. In reality he wasn't very good at finding Alan and his stash!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +10

    Again it's not about politicians... hm.

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 5 років тому +2

      *insert topical gag here*

  • @blanchybaby
    @blanchybaby 5 років тому +14

    I wish Stephen was still presenting QI

    • @JJ21210
      @JJ21210 5 років тому +5

      I don't. He was great, and so is Sandi -- it's nice to see another voice/another brain/another approach in that chair.

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 5 років тому +5

      harlyn blanchflower I do miss Stephen he is such a darling, but I have to say I have rather taken to Sandi, which I never thought I would! Sandi is just lovely, charming, funny, clever, and well ........ really a female version of Stephen I feel! ❤️🦋🙏

    • @chomps163
      @chomps163 4 роки тому +1

      @@JJ21210 but she's not funny.

  • @medievalist
    @medievalist 4 роки тому +2

    Who fancied the arse off the gorgeous soldier with the cute dog?

  • @TheEmptyAdventure
    @TheEmptyAdventure 5 років тому +5

    Hello

    • @blackrabbit1358
      @blackrabbit1358 5 років тому

      Goodbye

    • @Bibibosh
      @Bibibosh 5 років тому

      Okay

    • @caralama08
      @caralama08 5 років тому

      CBK SAM Helloooooooooo! 👋

    • @Bibibosh
      @Bibibosh 5 років тому

      I once farted in a pool and sucked the bubbles for extra air!
      Actually no, what i really did was, put a hose somewhere, then i farted, then i could breath under water.
      Like a virtual scuba tank for free :):):): human power!

  • @smoothie9931
    @smoothie9931 4 роки тому

    Gas hose like gasoline, or gas?

    • @ChaineYTXF
      @ChaineYTXF 3 роки тому

      Gas like gas: not something liquid like gasoline

    • @smoothie9931
      @smoothie9931 3 роки тому +1

      @@ChaineYTXF thought so... always gotta check though, could be Americans lurking around

  • @stahliboi6249
    @stahliboi6249 5 років тому +10

    Bit buggered if you have a dog that doesn't like toys.

    • @tobysinbad
      @tobysinbad 4 роки тому

      StahliBoi I’d be chuffed my good boy wasn’t a nark

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre 4 роки тому

    the fuckin masks haha

  • @FreakyLeek
    @FreakyLeek 5 років тому +2

    Well please come on, pick something.

  • @richardlewis3249
    @richardlewis3249 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому +1

    That has to be the worst trained dog ever, he was all over the place!

  • @cyrilio
    @cyrilio 4 роки тому

    It’s to bad that this is not super effective and in many cases causes more harm than it prevents. Especially if it comes to festivals.

  • @slowfreq
    @slowfreq 5 років тому +12

    I don't find that first one particularly funny or remarkable, because it seems to just be a display of "Look at how easily and quickly people can get their lives ruined for having weed!"

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 5 років тому +6

      Or heroin or meth or any number of hard drugs. Sure they may catch a majority of people with personal supply, but they may also catch dealers or smugglers.

    • @slowfreq
      @slowfreq 5 років тому +2

      @@nathanthom8176 You know what they say: Better that a thousand innocent men are locked up than one guilty man is set free.

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 5 років тому +5

      @@slowfreq if someone is in possession of a controlled substance then they are not innocent by definition of the law. Also most drug busts are not done in conjunction with a sniffer dog so your melodramatic concern regarding thier existence is unnecessary.
      In regard to people being imprisoned for weed possession etc, there is a growing movement for decriminalisation that is also being backed by an increasing number of politicians.

    • @Morrov
      @Morrov 5 років тому +6

      It's a risk that people consciously take.
      You have to expect punishment for doing something that's illegal.
      I don't want to demonize people that do take weed, I don't really care and it's better than alcohol (which should absolutely not be legal IMO, but I know that's impossible), but if you want to smoke weed, you will have to face consequences if you get caught.

    • @nathanthom8176
      @nathanthom8176 5 років тому +3

      @Eric Burkheimer yes because there are so many recreational heroin users. Addiction has harmful side effects for the individual and society.

  • @Mammon-t9i
    @Mammon-t9i 9 місяців тому

    Starting to get sick of these compilations where in some of them you get the same scene when in truthfullness its the full episodes i want to see, can't seem to get them.

    • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
      @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 4 місяці тому +1

      Don't watch them if you don't like them.

  • @andydee1304
    @andydee1304 3 роки тому

    Sandi's annoying part at the end make me not want to watch Qi videos.

  • @ConnorWalsh_briz
    @ConnorWalsh_briz 5 років тому +3

    Doesn’t the casual racism rather discount a clip from a ‘best of’ status?

    • @MyScorpion42
      @MyScorpion42 5 років тому

      You mean the Irish bit?

    • @JohnyG29
      @JohnyG29 5 років тому +1

      Where was that?

    • @Cimlite
      @Cimlite 5 років тому +7

      @@MyScorpion42 That's not racist though. That's just accurate.

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 4 роки тому +10

      If you’re referring to the “have they not met Irish people” but, then a) Irish isn’t a race, and b) I guarantee you there’s very few Irish people that would find that offensive.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 Місяць тому

      Jimmy Carr is of Irish descent so can it be racist to joke about one's own heritage?

  • @millomweb
    @millomweb 5 років тому

    Drugs dog - what a terrible set up ! If they did it properly, the dog would be off the lead !

    • @marysdanceworld6066
      @marysdanceworld6066 5 років тому +4

      pmailkeey Why is it terrible? It clearly works! Don’t forget that most drug busts don’t happen in an auditorium, aha!
      There is a sniffer dog (looking for fruit, fish and drugs) at my local airport, and he is on a lead. He stands next to the door, so that everyone has to walk past him single/double file to get to the exit and baggage collection. I have been pulled up a few times because it thought I had fruit (the smell sticks to bags for a few days) so it clearly works! He also walks along the baggage carousel :)

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 5 років тому

      @@marysdanceworld6066 The answer to your question is in my comment to which you replied. How thick does that make you look ?

    • @marysdanceworld6066
      @marysdanceworld6066 5 років тому

      pmailkeey Rightio then...no need to start the insults. I was meaning why specifically do you think it is a bad thing to not use a lead (ie. maybe it’s because you think it is limiting the dog?), as I personally have only seen them on leads. If that was not clear, I apologise. I thought maybe you had expertise (or at least an educated opinion) on the subject.
      I’m more than happy to start over and have a civilised conversation if that is something that you are interested in, but if not then Happy New Year!

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 5 років тому +3

      @@marysdanceworld6066 It's quite clear they know where to take the dog to find Alan. The dog should be off the lead and not be guided to him.
      In the real world, dogs will be somewhat guided - in that "go look over there" type thing. And of course, Alan was sat at the end of a row.
      For real entertainment, they should have planted people in the audience with drugs that no one in the studio knew about - to get a real reaction to the finding of what they believe to be a genuine audience member with drugs.
      As I said, if done properly, the dog would be off the lead - and should have been free to run through people's feet along the rows. It'd have been far more fun too!

    • @marysdanceworld6066
      @marysdanceworld6066 5 років тому

      @@millomweb Fair enough - I can definitely see where you are coming from! Originally I had thought you were questioning how they handled the sniffer dogs in real life! To see a dog catch a random person (even if Alan was planted there) would have very funny!!!

  • @alexanderdickens2517
    @alexanderdickens2517 Рік тому

    it's really jarring as an American to see a dog trained by cops for this task that isn't also trained to react with violence

    • @pennyjones4954
      @pennyjones4954 Рік тому +1

      The British Police Service have trained dogs in the areas of drug and explosives detection and general Police service. So some are trained to restrain suspects.

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 4 роки тому +3

    Why is Nish Kumar allowed to even speak 😒😞😣

    • @mrk.dilkington
      @mrk.dilkington 4 роки тому +1

      Never understood why they have him on any programmes, painfully unfunny and whinges about brexit every chance he gets

  • @hairflick6537
    @hairflick6537 4 роки тому

    That woman is so annoying

  • @vanvanvonvoyage6484
    @vanvanvonvoyage6484 4 роки тому

    please let's see a non gay host..prefer male..a funny male

    • @probablyfee
      @probablyfee 4 роки тому +17

      Why do you care? Both Stephen Fry and Sandy Toksvig are funny and excellent hosts, why does their sexuality/gender matter?