When you said "I'm not retarded but I like rocks" and Tommy Buns lost it. He was right man. That statement was comedy gold. Perfect timing and delivery.
I saw this guy at an open mic and was completely blown away by his performance. A month later he’s the newest regular on Kill Tony and a door guy at the mothership. Keep killin it man, you deserve all the good things that are happening!
That delivery is what stuck with me the most out of his whole set/interview. The writing and timing on that joke is pure talent. Comics be doing this shut 12+years and don’t have an ounce of that timing
I wonder if its actually some kinda stress thing that if he gets nervous he can fidget with them, and for example hold in his fist, and squeeze them. I just know lot of people who have anxiety keeps all kinda shit in their pockets, and he said he likes how they feel.
That mthrfckr couldn't do decent stand-up to save his life. He's also a huge jerk. I don't suggest meeting him in real life if you'd like to maintain your delusion.
Joe’s chillin dude, this is his comedy club. If anybody has the power to get this guy on weekly, at the mothership it’s Joe. He’s been doin this for a while, and he’s a business man at the end of the day. Just enjoy it brother
3:34 the “I like rocks” tangent was unforgettable gold, like a Theo Von mini-story: “this one guy in my town collected rocks to fall asleep with while he rubs em” . Tom was right, ‘your set was hilarious but somehow that’s even better , amazing’ 😆
I think being able to deliver a line like the rocks line with the sort of sincerity makes you an even better comedian than the minute you planned out.. a lot of people can sit down and figure out how to make people laugh but to pull some shit out of your ass like that, that might be the funniest improvised line I’ve ever heard
@@chshked9188 did you not hear the part where he said he carries them around because he likes how they feel? No fuckin shit he’d have them in his pocket he literally said he carries them on him.. and yes I understand comedians job is to tell stories and be funny, but y’all act like people who are literally funny for a living ain’t gonna have some funny ass shit about them.. I’ll believe Kam Carries around rocks in his pockets 100x before I’ll believe any story Bert Kreischer is spitting
Patterson is too funny. "I like rocks" was the most random thing to share and the fact that he was prepared with rocks in his pockets makes it better 🤣
I’ve seen a lot of people comparing Kam to Theo Von and I can definitely see it; the kind of comic who’s uniquely quick-witted and will just casually say the funniest shit you’ve ever heard off the cuff without missing a single beat. Every set I’ve seen from him has absolutely killed me, truly a special talent who deserves all the praise he’s getting. also imagine how nerve-racking it must be to be to be a young, up and coming stand-up comic and perform in front of four of the most famous people in the current comedy scene
Man, you are absolutely hilarious, I can not wait to see you grow as a comedian. I will 100 percent come see you if you come anywhere near Michigan. You’re style of comedy is raw, pure, and extremely talented. Day 19 fan. But tony ain’t wrong. This is the future. Stay safe.
One of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time! And I’m from Miami, so I vibe with this dude so hard. Like he is real and also understands the absurdity of life. When you just speak your truth… it’s hilarious.
Dude, I’ve watched this set like 15 times and I think it only gets funnier. I’ve watched every standup I’ve been able to find, and this is some of the best I’ve ever seen. You are gonna be huge man.
Kam My name is Trey Miller. Li'm a 30 year old white Republican conservative. And you are by far one of the funniest people. People to ever do stand up. Just wanna thank you for making my day better every time I hear one of your jokes.
Glad I found this. Your funny as hell bud. Thank you and nothing wrong with collecting rocks. Me and my daughters got buckets of um we been collecting over the years 😂
Kam you got a gift fr, you bring a very unique style and fantastic jokes, it’s very refreshing. Keep it up big bro you’ll have your own special one day
Kam, I really hope you keep climbing, man. You're fresh, you're funny, you have a natural ability to stand up and perform. DO NOT WASTE YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT and let me know when you do a show in Western NY brother!
I’m looking forward to the day your huge and I can tell people I remember his first sets at kill tony! I watch comedy everyday and it’s rare for me to laugh hard, when you said that line about the pick “and then I stabbed her” I fucking lost it bro😂 keep killing it!
Kams body language and the way he projected the last part of the joke (so then I stabbed her) is like watching a master magician at work. That shit was GOOOOD
Kam you are a funny guy through and through! Thank you for being a rock guy, I hope you become the first kill tony regular to own movies and so on, you've got that charisma dawg
Bro Kam one of the most down to earth people over there having a heat stroke and he keeping my mind busy making sure I'm good giving me some space unlike everyone else there wonding and thinking I was on drugs Kam got me as a fan for life
Young man you have something that others will never. Glad to see Tony spot that. Keep it real, keep it sane, and keep it going! Funniest MF’er I’ve seen in years.
Joe looks like he’s having a life changing moment in realizing this guy got more laughs in a minute than he has got in months. I bet he takes a good time off comedy
Bro you are THE stand out comic on the come up. I’ve seen like 3 shorts and fuck you are funny. I find about 5% of comics actually make me laugh and bro 3 shorts from you has me dying. Just googled you to find and follow your page cos been thinking bout your shit and laughing the last week. I don’t know what it is that you got but you got it. Original AF and unique AF. You gonna be a star bro. Big love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ☘️ 💚
When you said "I'm not retarded but I like rocks" and Tommy Buns lost it. He was right man. That statement was comedy gold. Perfect timing and delivery.
Think about how many people would have replied with something uninteresting
Dude, I lost it also! I'm still telling folks about it
"Comedy gold. Perfect timing and delivery." -🤓
This is so weird cause he said actually funny things in this vid but ya'll are perseverating in this throw away line
The ones that didn't laugh didn't get it
I love how Joe didn't laugh but instead went into podcast mode and was just genuinely interested in Kam's rock collecting hobby.
This guy is 10x funnier than Joe
@@manguydude905missed the whole point , rogan is genuinely interested in him lol stop hating and comparing
It's an opinion don't get upset, I think Joe Rogans stand up is garbage
Yeah I can take or leave rogans standup
@@manguydude905 Well rogan was just on tour with dave and they sold out shows together
People find rogan funny
“I’m not retarded but I like rocks” might be one of the funniest lines ever said on kill tony.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard EVER. I like rocks too. They do feel nice this dude knows what’s up.
@@azz75slfr
nah fr, literally
Yes
What got me is when he started pulling him out of his freaking pocket
I saw this guy at an open mic and was completely blown away by his performance. A month later he’s the newest regular on Kill Tony and a door guy at the mothership. Keep killin it man, you deserve all the good things that are happening!
Cool. Where did you see him?
@@callousconflict 日本のスタジを見た 😂。私は変態の触手を見るのが好きです
In japan
I love the support for a young comedian. He has some serious talent.
When he said “So I stabbed her…” I laughed so hard. 😂 THAT’S exactly how you’re supposed to end that joke. Well written minute.
That delivery is what stuck with me the most out of his whole set/interview. The writing and timing on that joke is pure talent. Comics be doing this shut 12+years and don’t have an ounce of that timing
He is like that Mexican guy. He has great punchlines
@@jeremymontasser6182 you have the nerve to talk on the internet
@@kamikaze01239what are you talkin bout bro 😭
Same energy as "so I kicked her in the pu55y"
The fact he really had rocks in his pocket made that even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂
Two....at least
I love him. I like rocks too tho
I wonder if its actually some kinda stress thing that if he gets nervous he can fidget with them, and for example hold in his fist, and squeeze them. I just know lot of people who have anxiety keeps all kinda shit in their pockets, and he said he likes how they feel.
no lol @Jearbearjenkins
@@DeterminedFC I mean.. probably?
Why is nobody talking about the band playing Michael Jackson’s “Rock with You” to close? 😂😂
That band is fire!!!
The fact you noticed that shows how big brain you are 😊
@@juan2three6they played rock with you because Kam commented how much he loves rocks
Holy hell dude that’s an awesome observation, I’ve showed this vid to like 3 people and never recognized, well done m8
@@JoeSmoe215 damn son you cant tell shit 😂
Not many comments about how he joked / not joked about wanting to cry and the whole panel was supportive. My heart melted into a puddle.
You have to get in a room with Theo. I think that would be a wild ride through absurdity. You're killing it so far. Count me as a new fan.
Oh he needs to be on Theo ASAP
That would be a podcast we could only listen to 5 minutes at a time to avoid the confusion becoming permanent
That mthrfckr couldn't do decent stand-up to save his life. He's also a huge jerk. I don't suggest meeting him in real life if you'd like to maintain your delusion.
exactly what I thought. Look forward to it when it happens.
Holy shit that's an excellent idea
You weren’t humping a stool so Rogan didn’t understand why everyone was laughing so hard. But you killed it.
Joe Rogan is not a great comic. He is huge because of his podcast. If he was only known for his comedy, he wouldn't be very known.
@@sushmag4297 yeah that’s what I was getting at.
Spot on. Rogan looking like a jealous toddler
I mean I swear he’s performing at Joe’s comedy place? Surely joe appreciates his comedy
Joe’s chillin dude, this is his comedy club. If anybody has the power to get this guy on weekly, at the mothership it’s Joe. He’s been doin this for a while, and he’s a business man at the end of the day. Just enjoy it brother
3:34 the “I like rocks” tangent was unforgettable gold, like a Theo Von mini-story: “this one guy in my town collected rocks to fall asleep with while he rubs em” . Tom was right, ‘your set was hilarious but somehow that’s even better , amazing’ 😆
The band cleverly played “rock with you” right after
@@BernardoMartins_great catch! I had no idea , perfect song choice lol!
How fucking high was Rogan, dude looked like he was on something wild.
So funny I read that in Theo’s voice😂
@@lukepruen8848yeah something speedy for sure lmao
I think being able to deliver a line like the rocks line with the sort of sincerity makes you an even better comedian than the minute you planned out.. a lot of people can sit down and figure out how to make people laugh but to pull some shit out of your ass like that, that might be the funniest improvised line I’ve ever heard
Sorry to break it to you but he prob thought of that beforehand. You think he just happened to have 3 rocks in his pocket at that moment?
@@chshked9188 If he likes rocks, then no he always has 3 of them bitches in his pockets bro
@@chshked9188 did you not hear the part where he said he carries them around because he likes how they feel? No fuckin shit he’d have them in his pocket he literally said he carries them on him.. and yes I understand comedians job is to tell stories and be funny, but y’all act like people who are literally funny for a living ain’t gonna have some funny ass shit about them.. I’ll believe Kam Carries around rocks in his pockets 100x before I’ll believe any story Bert Kreischer is spitting
@@chshked9188he could just genuinely like rocks?
@@kurtisk5139 he likes rocks so much he started answering the question before they were even done asking him it
Joe and Tom coked out of their minds chomping that gum
Period 😂😂😂😂
the old joecaine jaw
Cool guys with "Kokane Team" jackets
explains alot, maybe he does coke once a week now, no soul since spotify $
You see dude to the right of tony gesture for him to tone down at the start of the vid. They up
Patterson is too funny. "I like rocks" was the most random thing to share and the fact that he was prepared with rocks in his pockets makes it better 🤣
Joe is on a different planet lmao
You’re going places man. Don’t let the fame get to your head, stay on the grind.
let fame get to your head don’t listen to this dork
Bro Joe and Tom are creepin me out with the identical jackets and heads and synchronized chewing lmao
its called cocaine🤣 the jackets just make it funnier
@@moffattttthey look like two spiderman goons
"I'm not retarded, but I like rocks." is DEFINITELY the clip that lives rent-free in my head🤣🤣☠
Why does joe look so pissed. This Dude is hilarious
He’s stoned lol
@@Hugo__IV yea does make sense, he was probably on a mystical dmt journey
Joe and black people don’t mix. Lets just say that.
Making sure he can handle the pressure
Because he said nothing about elk or dmt
I’ve seen a lot of people comparing Kam to Theo Von and I can definitely see it; the kind of comic who’s uniquely quick-witted and will just casually say the funniest shit you’ve ever heard off the cuff without missing a single beat. Every set I’ve seen from him has absolutely killed me, truly a special talent who deserves all the praise he’s getting.
also imagine how nerve-racking it must be to be to be a young, up and coming stand-up comic and perform in front of four of the most famous people in the current comedy scene
Who is the 4th?
It's the tangential jokes mid sentence that reminds me of theo
I would argue that they have significantly different styles, but I like em both 😅
I’d love to see Kam on Theo Von’s podcast
Man, you are absolutely hilarious, I can not wait to see you grow as a comedian. I will 100 percent come see you if you come anywhere near Michigan. You’re style of comedy is raw, pure, and extremely talented. Day 19 fan. But tony ain’t wrong. This is the future. Stay safe.
I concur, except hope you come to SoCal
Flint Town approves....
@@Rogers_Ranger 810 Gang Gang
saying something about white people and adding some slur words is not really comedy. reminds a lot of Amy Schumer just the black male victim version
As a fellow Great Laker, I concur 👍🏻
One of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time! And I’m from Miami, so I vibe with this dude so hard. Like he is real and also understands the absurdity of life. When you just speak your truth… it’s hilarious.
Oh he’s from the crib?
I'm here for the "I like rocks". That shit was hilarious, man. Ready to see you perform more.
Dude, I’ve watched this set like 15 times and I think it only gets funnier. I’ve watched every standup I’ve been able to find, and this is some of the best I’ve ever seen. You are gonna be huge man.
Just realized the band played "Rock with You" after his set🤣 Kam you are hysterical.
it's crazy to see Kam invent whole new ways of delivering punchlines in real time while he's still on the come up. Respect.
Props to the band for playing him off with "Rock with You"
Pine hills boy!!!! West Orlando man so happy he found something that not only makes him happy but gives everyone a smile.
Its been awhile since we saw a special moment in comedy. talented as hell mg, keep hustling, you got something for realllll.
So naturally funny and so incredibly charismatic. Can't wait to see what the future holds for you next.
I didnt know joe had such a sad resting face. But brought me joy when it straightened out lmao
Kam My name is Trey Miller. Li'm a 30 year old white Republican conservative. And you are by far one of the funniest people.
People to ever do stand up. Just wanna thank you for making my day better every time I hear one of your jokes.
He deserves everything coming to him! Nothing but blessing brother!
Bruh been trending these two days I been seeing him pop up n shit been funny couldn’t skip keep grinding
Glad I found this. Your funny as hell bud. Thank you and nothing wrong with collecting rocks. Me and my daughters got buckets of um we been collecting over the years 😂
I do the same 😂😂😂
what a star kam you are the new king of stand up for sure bravo
No one knows who he is outside of the Kill Tony circle.
@@jimlahey3919??
Have not laughed that hard in awhile dude. Congrats on the kill tony spot
Dude is really special and he’s still new. Imagine his set in 20 years!!!
Kam you got a gift fr, you bring a very unique style and fantastic jokes, it’s very refreshing. Keep it up big bro you’ll have your own special one day
Congrats brother, very well deserved. Keep grinding and you’ll be a household name before you know it.
Thank you for representing Orlando Florida! You are going to go places man ! Keep it up !
New fan. Your delivery and timing are so good. I’d love to watch you on Theo Von’s podcast 😂 I think y’all would be hilarious together
The band playing Rock with you on the wayout is hilarious
You’re gonna be huge, Kam. I’m happy to see your comedy origin story!
Jesus Christ this dude has it! He’s smooth and absolutely hilarious with nothing forced! I can’t wait to see where he goes from here! 💪
The rock bit was insane. This dude just became one of my faves.
Omg! He's in tune. I just started a 7 day stone meditation. We literally have to go collect rocks and use them spiritually. I love this so much!!!
This guy won me over with one sentence.
Something about a comedian who is 1000% being himself and that's what makes it all the more funny. Wanna see this dude go far!
You’re a natural cam! Keep working, stay humble. You’re gonna be huge.
U funny as hell man haven’t had a comedian make me laugh like u in a while
I’m excited to see where this dudes career takes him! I would definitely check him out live if he ever comes to my area!
Stay humble keep grinding you got everything it takes man. Seriously one of the funniest people I’ve seen in a while.
God blessed KillTony with Kam Patterson. Hell yea
I had absolutely no doubt in my mind that Tom was going to laugh his ass off at him liking rocks.
Joe sitting there COOKED😭😭😭😭😭😂
Joe Hoagie just blowing my vibe
The funniest comedian I’ve found in a while. Please start posting more of your stuff you’re killing it
Kam, I really hope you keep climbing, man. You're fresh, you're funny, you have a natural ability to stand up and perform. DO NOT WASTE YOUR GOD GIVEN TALENT and let me know when you do a show in Western NY brother!
Cam is the funniest dude ever his comedy goes hard for real he be having a nigga rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m looking forward to the day your huge and I can tell people I remember his first sets at kill tony!
I watch comedy everyday and it’s rare for me to laugh hard, when you said that line about the pick “and then I stabbed her” I fucking lost it bro😂 keep killing it!
That caught Segura so off guard he didn't even know what to do
Kams body language and the way he projected the last part of the joke (so then I stabbed her) is like watching a master magician at work. That shit was GOOOOD
Let's go Kam! All the way from Bulgaria! Keep crushing it! ❤
Kam, keep going brazzy n!gga 😂😂😂😂😂🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
Bro his success makes me so happy cuz he's just a regular mf it feel like he the funniest friend and he finally made it
What a natural. Amazing stage presence. Excited to see the rise of Kam Patterson. Just subscribed. Wish you the best dude
Kam you are genuinely fucking hilarious. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard recently since starting to listen and watch your comedy.
No joke I love your style. I feel like you going to be insanely successful. Peace bro
You turnt up out there.. good shxt 😂😂
This Kam man needs to keep at this, he is gonna be famous and just gets funnier and funnier
Every geologist ever - “ I’m not retarded but I like rocks”
Kam you are a funny guy through and through! Thank you for being a rock guy, I hope you become the first kill tony regular to own movies and so on, you've got that charisma dawg
That minute lived up to the the hype Tony gave Kam. Absolutely hilarious.
Making of a GOAT 🐐 No doubt
You are my new favorite entertainer! I'm crying! 😂😂😂
I know I'm not the only one SCREAMING this . but we need Theo and Kam on a show together!
This was one of the funniest sets ever done far as stand up go… to write a min worth of fire material and hit all points is amazing… shout out kam💯💯💪🏾
Joe seems on edge
im glad kam is getting more recognition, i been fw this guy for some time now hes funny asf
4:57 i REALLY want to know what Joe said to Tom at the end there he looked shocked haha
4:26 the guy in the back lauging hahahhah
This man is HILARIOUS! 🙏🏽📈
Bro Kam one of the most down to earth people over there having a heat stroke and he keeping my mind busy making sure I'm good giving me some space unlike everyone else there wonding and thinking I was on drugs Kam got me as a fan for life
You need to use the fan on yourself so you don’t have a heat stroke 😂
Saw you at La Jolla with deric and mark. You killed it, became an instant fan!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Dude, I can’t wait to see how well you progress with your comedy. Stay true to yourself and your craft. Much love to you from NC. You are funny af🤙🤙
There is something incredibly genuine and funny about this guy. I don't think Tony is wrong that he's gonna pop in a huge way.
I like how rogan was just straight face “nah let him cook” when he mentioned his rock collection 😂
Don’t like how joe is kinda flat with his reaction to him.. dude was funny af
Same….give it up for a funny ass dude! Come on!
My man Joe is zoomed. Chewing his gum like it’s the last piece on earth 😂😂
Literally sat here for like 15 minutes rewinding trynna figure out why Joe looked so pissed.
hes on coke same with tom, hence the rapid gum chewing ect
Because kam sucks
u my new fav comedian fr
Young man you have something that others will never. Glad to see Tony spot that. Keep it real, keep it sane, and keep it going! Funniest MF’er I’ve seen in years.
This guys hilarious man, can’t wait to watch a full set if you got one out
Joe looks like he’s having a life changing moment in realizing this guy got more laughs in a minute than he has got in months. I bet he takes a good time off comedy
I think he is just high as fuck lol I noticed that as well
I havent ever laughed as hard at a kill tony as i did when you were talking about rocks! 😂
Joe Rogan went through his whole "n word catalogue" while mean muggin Kam 😂
I never leave comments and rarely subscribe but I like this dude, sending you all the vibes broski GL
2:49 why Joe and Tom look like astronauts
Bro you are THE stand out comic on the come up. I’ve seen like 3 shorts and fuck you are funny. I find about 5% of comics actually make me laugh and bro 3 shorts from you has me dying. Just googled you to find and follow your page cos been thinking bout your shit and laughing the last week. I don’t know what it is that you got but you got it. Original AF and unique AF. You gonna be a star bro. Big love from Ireland 🇮🇪 ☘️ 💚
Just found Kam and I can tell he is the REAL DEAL! Dude is so naturally funny, makes me feel like I’m just kickin it with a homie 😂