This guy is not a comedian but a world class story teller who's gone through life experiences. You don't want him to stop. THE MEXICANS GAT ON BOOTS. ❤️ from Uganda.
NOT A COMEDIAN? My African affiliate, ...comedy is a very important 👏🏿and intrical part of the world's balance, It is indeed a endeavor of,"STORYTELLING " .....(while i am not a grammar enforcer) you just can't DISMISS or promote your own personal ignorance on the internet. Read the second page. 😶
I know what Jay meant by saying that "this guy is not a comedian but a world class story teller" and there's nothing wrong with the way he said it. Especially since Ali Saddiq's funny as shyt, just talking about the shyt that he went through or has gone on in his life!🤣
Bruh you were spot on bout him being the future. Seen him here in New Awlins a few months ago & seeing him in October in Baton Rouge. Dude is top 5 or better today in the game. He is ready for serious movie rolls & I’m not talking bout comedies.
+NoSpace4Bass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSS I'll never forget that joke. God forbid, but if I ever go to prison I will always remember... MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS! I am sire its the same for the woman.
Ali, I HAVE to tell ya man, Its been a LONG ASS TIME since I have laughed this god damn hard!!! I was cracking up so fucking bad that my stomach is KILLING ME NOW!! Thanks so much for causing me pain LMAO!! Your WWAAYY TOO FUNNY!!! My abuela RARELY if EVER gets jokes that are in English. She only laughs at jokes in Spanish. Yet YOU had her CRACKING UP!!! Seeing her laugh like that felt so damn GREAT!! I haven't seen her laugh in a LONG TIME!! But you brought her so much joy which in turn gave me joy. So Ali THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR MAKING ABUELA SMILE AND LAUGH AGAIN!!! If you EVER come to Puerto Rico just look me up and Ill show you around the island and show you the best places that tourists don't even know about. The ONLY thing I ask as pay is to just say hello to abuela so she can meet the man that had her cracking up. Thank you so VERY much!! I wish you nothing but the VERY BEST in life and pray and hope your life is filled with nothing but joy and great times and the BEST success EVER!!!!
He sure is super funny.You can tell he's smart also.I love his funny real life stories.I can't wait to see him.Ima put on depends cause he makes me laugh until a lil pee squirts out lol.Hod Bless him.
I'm from Jamaica and this story about Roots Man is cracking me up! It kills me every time people visit our island and then comment on the weed after lmao!
Am Jcan n a RasEmpress….can memba smoking some Kiki bk in the 90s wen his weed was the bomb….didn’t make it thru half the spliff n woke up hours later, having been tucked into bed by mi frenz….the tea is wikked too…as is ganja soaked in white rum n buried in the clay geound to ‘ferment’….up country style dat….one teaspoon n I was neck n neck with an Air Jamaica plane flying over..that’s the way it seemed to me…
I was a C/O when Nevada implemented a new rule about time being served for one reason or another. We had this inmate in his cell one night, calm as ever, he was one of our favorites because even though he was a bad guy, he beat up other bad guys to protect the weaker bad guys. That inmate knew he had many years ahead and accepted it. When the law went into effect, a judge reviewed his case, and the next morning he had his years left as time served he was immediately rushed out of the prison and sent home. The only time I've ever seen it happen and that quickness gave far too many people hope that it could happen to them too.
@@koba2160 I guess it really depends. Everyone makes mistakes. Some make them accidentally and some intentionally. Ultimately, I think it's a matter of perspective.
Did y'all just assume everyone in there was a "bad guy" or perhaps someone who just grew up in a messed up situation and as a result made some bad decisions later in life? Plus one can never say "if it were me I'd have done this or that differently". You never know till you've been in that same person's exact situation, including what they experienced in their life prior, what you would actually do in any situation
Salma Speaks... she laugh like she had only recently got out. She had that ol ‘my laugh has to be louder & coarser than everybody else, to establish dominance’ kind of laughs
Back in the timeframe Ali is referring to, it could have also been Hydrocodone with that Rugby pressing on it. I'm inclined to think it was that, as half a 10mg Valium doesn't exactly melt the floor.
Sypher474 Neither would hydrocodone though. You are right though, even 10mg of valium is pretty small. I'm a long time opiate user, so I couldn't imagine a hydrocodone doing much of anything. How many mg would it be? I'm Canadian, and only did hydrocodone once or twice, but I remember it being quite weak.
***** Kind of, I guess. Zopiclone is really just a sleeping pill; not a whole lot of abuse potential. If you stay awake you get kind of hypnotized, sedated and a little delusional, but I can't see people in prison risking their neck just to smuggle in sleeping pills. Not exactly the hottest drug on the market.
+Spider Jerusalem 10 mg is the dose, but these SE are NOT unknown for the drug, sounds a bit like what he described. Feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior. Feeling that others can hear your thoughts. Feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there.
Kate Amara For valium you think those are common side effects? My experience doesn't really line up with that. I almost feel like paranoid delusions like that are reduced when taking a benzo like valium. It's relaxing more than it is anything else.
I'm sorry I have to do this, but I won't sleep right if I don't. you're* You fucked up on the third one, and that can neither be forgiven nor ignored. Again, my apologies young padawan, but this is important and this had to be done. There was no way around this. I hope you learn from this.
ALI when you spoke on your baby sister that passed,Dat was the realest Thang I've SEEN or Hurd I'm 65 raised in DETROIT, Thank for Dat MMAAANNN That gave my SOUL strength to be able to tell a drop of my story to my younger sister.I'm going to try to see you next Saturday when you come to my home in OKLAHOMA City. Nothing BUT LOVE TO YOU,fo telling the truth thru COMPLETE ANGUISH 😢😢 YOU are appreciated, 💯
I spent 5 days in Vegas last year, and no way did I come back with 5 days worth of stories. I remember about 45 non-consecutive minutes of what happened that entire time.
Saddiq I promise they don't know it yet but your dave Chappelle moment coming just keep it up man I pray you get to were cat did and don't let it take you down like he did but smash the game like Dave and watch out for clones
Your videos never fall short of expectations🌿.. even when some punch lines are not die hard funny, the ability to create emotion or make one relate to them is so beautiful, all with such a simple energy. Much love♥️
“Idk that whole Wednesday all I know is I was safe” and that’s why smoking weed wit real OGs is a experience that you not only enjoy telling but LIVE to tell. Big Ups to RootsMon 🙌🏾
man I think I just saw you, Ali Sadiqq on Mike Jones' video when u hold that girl back so Mike can run past to get to the hotel. love the stories, like the jokes. good luck, god bless.
Bill Cosby was the only other person outside of Dave that could captivate an audience sitting down. Ali Siddiq is in a-whole-nother league with that set,!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm 99 percent sure your Mom did that on purpose, just so you could leave this comment, telling people that. Your life has achieved it's peak. Now what are you gonna do, bro.
This guy is not a comedian but a world class story teller who's gone through life experiences. You don't want him to stop. THE MEXICANS GAT ON BOOTS. ❤️ from Uganda.
NOT A COMEDIAN?
My African affiliate, ...comedy is a very important 👏🏿and intrical part of the world's balance,
It is indeed a endeavor of,"STORYTELLING " .....(while i am not a grammar enforcer) you just can't DISMISS or promote your own personal ignorance on the internet.
Read the second page. 😶
I know what Jay meant by saying that "this guy is not a comedian but a world class story teller" and there's nothing wrong with the way he said it. Especially since Ali Saddiq's funny as shyt, just talking about the shyt that he went through or has gone on in his life!🤣
@@MrTPain African “affiliate”? 😄
@@calisongbird just trying to be funny
Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney, Robin Harris, Red Fox and Eddie Murphy were all great story tellers.
I was totally suffering today my heart is broken and hearing what he said made me smile and I need to live in the moment
So honest.❤
A year later someone can relate to this. I too am having a heart wrenching day.
I felt this so much
damn :)))
o0LoveLove0o me 2
He’s the future, and the audience is laughing because funny is an energy.
He has it. It’s raw, real and brilliant.
He has a cool voice too. What was the name of the pill again?
Bruh you were spot on bout him being the future. Seen him here in New Awlins a few months ago & seeing him in October in Baton Rouge. Dude is top 5 or better today in the game. He is ready for serious movie rolls & I’m not talking bout comedies.
“Hey, what’s wrong with y’all? Ain’t nobody going home today” 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Everyday!
MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS, CEECEE!
CTFUUUU!!!!!
**starts running**
😂😂😂
💀 you lookin fo Cee cee
kareemah neblett 😂😂😂😂
the Mexican that was in your cell.... did he have on boots?
+NoSpace4Bass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSS I'll never forget that joke. God forbid, but if I ever go to prison I will always remember... MEXICAN GOT ON BOOTS! I am sire its the same for the woman.
NoSpace4Bass well well....sm1 shared same space it seems
Ce ce
NoSpace4Bass haaa stop it
Nah he was about to go play handball
Thank you you have us Xcons hope for life.. I've been out for now 5 years and watching your stand up gives me that life..
How are things going for you now?
@@TheNikkiejay84 terrible 🤦🏽♂️
this guy is pretty funny he needs to be more recognized
his comedy central special airs friday at midnight
CHARLES KIWACZ god dammit Viacom, I want CC....
AegonTheConqueror if you haven't had to see his comedy central bit it is on UA-cam now, Ali Siddiq - Mitchell, it is great and worth checking out!
no doubt is talented.
He likes to keep it low key.
the way he amplify a simple story,, is just unbelievable,, it's like the next Dave Chappelle
this guy is great.
Wahyu Hidayat shut up! Dave is in another level
BLOOD Did he say they were on the same level? Don’t be a dumb fuck
Y'all need to stop saying that THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER DAVE C.!!!!!
That's not an it that's a he. They even have the right to vote now.
Ali is so underrated. He's hella funny 😂
Katt Williams salty and getting in Ali’s way
@@Yuri-hv6zl Totally. I saw Ali training in the ring 😂
It’s some A-list comedians that he’s funnier than.
@@Yuri-hv6zlwhat Katt do to him
@@VJ-zw7xz didn’t pay him his share of the tour
I can't get enough of Ali's stories 🤣 I want to chill with the man and not say a word, just listen and laugh
I recently learned about Ali Sadiq and I must say that he is an idol. So truthful and completely transparent!!!!!
Ali, I HAVE to tell ya man, Its been a LONG ASS TIME since I have laughed this god damn hard!!! I was cracking up so fucking bad that my stomach is KILLING ME NOW!! Thanks so much for causing me pain LMAO!! Your WWAAYY TOO FUNNY!!! My abuela RARELY if EVER gets jokes that are in English. She only laughs at jokes in Spanish. Yet YOU had her CRACKING UP!!! Seeing her laugh like that felt so damn GREAT!! I haven't seen her laugh in a LONG TIME!! But you brought her so much joy which in turn gave me joy. So Ali THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR MAKING ABUELA SMILE AND LAUGH AGAIN!!! If you EVER come to Puerto Rico just look me up and Ill show you around the island and show you the best places that tourists don't even know about. The ONLY thing I ask as pay is to just say hello to abuela so she can meet the man that had her cracking up. Thank you so VERY much!! I wish you nothing but the VERY BEST in life and pray and hope your life is filled with nothing but joy and great times and the BEST success EVER!!!!
Ali be low key the GOAT storyteller..and he's humble
Ali is Now Definitely one of my favorite comedians 👍👍❤️❤️😭😭😭
He sure is super funny.You can tell he's smart also.I love his funny real life stories.I can't wait to see him.Ima put on depends cause he makes me laugh until a lil pee squirts out lol.Hod Bless him.
This guy is one of the funniest comedians i have ever seen
true
Comedy is all about delivery,
He killed it
I was locked up in texas too mane 325 area code. You the type of people that made my time go by smoother with ya funny ass stories.
love your work ali siddiq, respect from india
The immortal 101 Poo in loo, or designated shitting street?
@@chrisporter8391 man he might be shitting in the street but u my friend need to stop ur verbal diarrhea in the comments
Chris Porter can I crap on your doorstep?
@@SQUINX if he lives in india, you can
Ali feels like that uncle who’s just so naturally funny as he tells stories about his life.
He's a gifted story teller
At 1:32, Thanos crosses the screen. Stay woke
no man, that was Sean!
😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
🤣
Omg!! 😮😆
holy shit!!! you're right!!! XD
You need a movie about yourself, from drug dealing going to prison and becoming a comedian!!! 💯💯💯
Him and Joey Diaz
Why do i not know this guy??? This dude is the funniest comedian i've heard since Dave Chappelle
Definitely ❤️😂
Even his older stand up is new and a different story. 💯😂🦾 ✌️❤️🍷
I'm from Jamaica and this story about Roots Man is cracking me up! It kills me every time people visit our island and then comment on the weed after lmao!
Roots man always a comedian as well so he has people hooked on weed n jokes.
How's the weed out there?
@@504.CREOLE once you get it from the right source it's proper
@@RayonWhittaker you ain't lying!!! The weed is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Am Jcan n a RasEmpress….can memba smoking some Kiki bk in the 90s wen his weed was the bomb….didn’t make it thru half the spliff n woke up hours later, having been tucked into bed by mi frenz….the tea is wikked too…as is ganja soaked in white rum n buried in the clay geound to ‘ferment’….up country style dat….one teaspoon n I was neck n neck with an Air Jamaica plane flying over..that’s the way it seemed to me…
Moral of the story is: “ I got cut by a Mexican who didn’t have on boots “
-Ali Saddiq
I was a C/O when Nevada implemented a new rule about time being served for one reason or another. We had this inmate in his cell one night, calm as ever, he was one of our favorites because even though he was a bad guy, he beat up other bad guys to protect the weaker bad guys. That inmate knew he had many years ahead and accepted it.
When the law went into effect, a judge reviewed his case, and the next morning he had his years left as time served he was immediately rushed out of the prison and sent home. The only time I've ever seen it happen and that quickness gave far too many people hope that it could happen to them too.
are they really bad guys or good guys who did bad things
@@koba2160 I guess it really depends. Everyone makes mistakes. Some make them accidentally and some intentionally. Ultimately, I think it's a matter of perspective.
@@SirBoopBoop I loved your answer
Did y'all just assume everyone in there was a "bad guy" or perhaps someone who just grew up in a messed up situation and as a result made some bad decisions later in life? Plus one can never say "if it were me I'd have done this or that differently". You never know till you've been in that same person's exact situation, including what they experienced in their life prior, what you would actually do in any situation
Omar
Thank you for giving me GUARANTEED laughter EVERY TIME I watch you...definitely the funniest stand up around 💜
Great comedian with a awesome life story. My top favorite thing about him is he is the only comedian to use the stool or chair for sitting
Am I the only one who wanted to hear the rest of the Roots Man story?
no sir i wanted to hear roots mon stoy too
Nope. I wanna hear it, too
I bet Ali would like to know the rest of that story too.
That was the story dawg, he lost a Wednesday lool
no you're not
This guy is something special. Amazing!
true.
That one lady's laugh stood out to me 😂
Salma Speaks... she laugh like she had only recently got out. She had that ol ‘my laugh has to be louder & coarser than everybody else, to establish dominance’ kind of laughs
are you a dog
that shit was so annoying i couldn't focus on what he we has saying lol
It's like a spooky witches cackle
It’s in editing software not a person at the show
Ali Siddiq, you are absolutely brilliant!!
ali my brother i was born october 21st 1997. two new beginnings 🙌🏾
"i got out of prison". people starts laughing. why?
Gtfoh
Start**
Gtfoh it was his matter of fact way of saying it, plus you don’t hear someone say that everyday.. that’s why they laughed.
Gtfoh comedic delivery.
Because he's got a tuxedo on maybe
Beacuse it's not the start of the show, people were already warmed up.
For those wondering, Rugbys are Valium It’s an anxiety med.
Why do they call them Rugby's? We called them the flying V's
It's Vicodin with acetaminophen.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂 Ali you are one of the best comedian! Thanks I laughed with tears in my eyes. 🤩
"it was floor all in here"
Coincidentally watching this on October 21st, so happy 22 years out of prison I guess!
Happy you home it's been 15 years for me.
One of the BEST comedic STORY TELLERS I have EVER heard!!!
A rugby is diazepam for anyone who's wondering (another brand name for diazepam is valium)
Back in the timeframe Ali is referring to, it could have also been Hydrocodone with that Rugby pressing on it. I'm inclined to think it was that, as half a 10mg Valium doesn't exactly melt the floor.
Sypher474 Neither would hydrocodone though. You are right though, even 10mg of valium is pretty small.
I'm a long time opiate user, so I couldn't imagine a hydrocodone doing much of anything. How many mg would it be? I'm Canadian, and only did hydrocodone once or twice, but I remember it being quite weak.
***** Kind of, I guess. Zopiclone is really just a sleeping pill; not a whole lot of abuse potential. If you stay awake you get kind of hypnotized, sedated and a little delusional, but I can't see people in prison risking their neck just to smuggle in sleeping pills. Not exactly the hottest drug on the market.
+Spider Jerusalem 10 mg is the dose, but these SE are NOT unknown for the drug, sounds a bit like what he described. Feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior. Feeling that others can hear your thoughts. Feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there.
Kate Amara For valium you think those are common side effects? My experience doesn't really line up with that. I almost feel like paranoid delusions like that are reduced when taking a benzo like valium. It's relaxing more than it is anything else.
Paused @0:32 thought I saw Lord Raiden
I had to go back, and I swear that's something I would say
Lmao it was 😂
😅
TOO FUNNY UNRECOGNIZED AND SO GREAT TO SEE CLEAN COMEDY YOU ARE RIPE, TIME U GO BOY!!!
He does cuss... just when it is warranted for the story.
This guy became my favourite comedian
Siddiqi with another classy show suited smooth in the chair 🪑 and table no stand- up comedy!!!! 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😎
His story on 'This is Not Happening' was amazing.' He should go on The Moth podcast.
JQXJQ man! theyvstill do moth? haven't heard yhat n a long time
They do! The newer eps are pretty good, too.
Joey Diaz should sit down for a chat with him!! id luv to hear them swap prison stories.
ua-cam.com/video/RpkN9tGraYs/v-deo.html
This man needs a special fr fr
Definitely my favorite Siddiq story 😂😂
"Naw I'ma sit back down" 💯😂😂😂
Hands down one of the best at storytelling. His comedy is the truth 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Hands down legendary comedian
Love this man. He is the whole vibe 😮😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😢
*noticed the date at the outset*
hey!! happy 25th anniversary, mr. siddiq! GOOD FOR YOU, MAN!!
Man... I just sold your knife...
Dangit cici-
@@lp7862 we all do 😭
I thought it was personal? Another bag of coffee made it bizzznizz 😂😂
I love this brothers style of comedy
“I got out of prison”
*crowd laughs* 💀💀💀
God bless you always. Congratulations on your success.
I saw your this is not happening story, I was captivated by your ability to tell a story, and your funny as a bonus.
I'm sorry I have to do this, but I won't sleep right if I don't. you're*
You fucked up on the third one, and that can neither be forgiven nor ignored. Again, my apologies young padawan, but this is important and this had to be done. There was no way around this. I hope you learn from this.
ALI when you spoke on your baby sister that passed,Dat was the realest Thang I've SEEN or Hurd I'm 65 raised in DETROIT, Thank for Dat MMAAANNN That gave my SOUL strength to be able to tell a drop of my story to my younger sister.I'm going to try to see you next Saturday when you come to my home in OKLAHOMA City. Nothing BUT LOVE TO YOU,fo telling the truth thru COMPLETE ANGUISH 😢😢 YOU are appreciated, 💯
Man I hope to see you get a BUNCH of specials or something soon. Love your bits!!!!!! Thanks for all the laughs you provided. #healthy
"I got outa prison" 😂😂😂the crowd went haha😂
This is what’s called an easy room.
“I got out of jail” and the crowd starts laughing
He has warmed them up nice before this story started
Gassing the room with gasious alcohol
@@rimski6936 😂
I learned about Ali about a month ago and I've been looking on UA-cam finding his videos ever since
"those mushroom chips was tasty , could use some salt though"
you can hear the crowd on the edge of they seats. dude is an amazing story teller
I love Ali and his truth comedy!😂😂
I spent 5 days in Vegas last year, and no way did I come back with 5 days worth of stories.
I remember about 45 non-consecutive minutes of what happened that entire time.
Lmfao
😂😂
Saddiq I promise they don't know it yet but your dave Chappelle moment coming just keep it up man I pray you get to were cat did and don't let it take you down like he did but smash the game like Dave and watch out for clones
omaigawd this is 8 years old...... he still funny af
I hope to be as positive as Ali, he is inspirational!
Your videos never fall short of expectations🌿.. even when some punch lines are not die hard funny, the ability to create emotion or make one relate to them is so beautiful, all with such a simple energy. Much love♥️
Woah! Dude lookin sharp in a suit!!
“Idk that whole Wednesday all I know is I was safe” and that’s why smoking weed wit real OGs is a experience that you not only enjoy telling but LIVE to tell. Big Ups to RootsMon 🙌🏾
The "R" in improv is pissing me off lol!
😂😂😂
Whaaat you have an OCD momment son how the hell did you see that.. now I'm distracted
Good spot. I hate seeing stuff like that.
I didn't notice till you brought it to my attention now its bothering me too😬
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 my favorite comedian bro!! 💯
Hilarious comedian. I heard about him from This is not happening
I only just realised it wasn't tinh reading your comment. Well needed t break
Aino'flo in here! 😂 There was floor all in here when I walked in here 😂
Mexicans got on boots. Ali is hilarious and smart
2nd clip that I've watched with this comedian, and I love it lol
Wild this man really got out of prison the day I was born....granted it could have been anyone but still😂😂
Great video y'all. Thank you for this video Ali.
You left prison on my 21st birthday
Your life is special and filled with Grace.
I got a few of them days missing too bro lol
This guy is the best story teller. Mexican got on boots
man I think I just saw you, Ali Sadiqq on Mike Jones' video when u hold that girl back so Mike can run past to get to the hotel. love the stories, like the jokes. good luck, god bless.
Bill Cosby was the only other person outside of Dave that could captivate an audience sitting down. Ali Siddiq is in a-whole-nother league with that set,!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Had me crying!! He definitely killed on this 1
Ohhh, the art of storytelling!!
“I got out of prison...”
*audience laughing*
“... in 1997, October 21st.”
*silence*
One of the best story tellers I’ve heard! My guy❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥
his experiences with drugs are always wildddd 😅😅😅😅
You gave them a relief and a break from the gloom... You were a light in a very dark place.
This guy got out of jail on the very Tuesday I was born. Cool.
Gargoyle One thanks for getting him out
♎️
I'm 99 percent sure your Mom did that on purpose, just so you could leave this comment, telling people that. Your life has achieved it's peak. Now what are you gonna do, bro.
My out date was October 21st too. Cheers to getting out of jail & making something of our lives.
Watching March 8, 2020. 10:58pm Kingston Jamaica.
News you can't use. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ain’t none of y’all going home today 🤣 sad but funny. Love Ali 🙌🏽
"There was floor all in here when I walked in here."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
❤ Ur SOOO GOOD KEEP IT UP SEE U ON THE BIG SCREEN REAL SOON 😂