Answer was simple. Your 5 weaknesses are 1- You care a lot for people when people don’t deserve it 2- you keep yourself behind and always first do good for others 3- you can’t lie which can be important for such a job 4- you are very sensitive towards the needs of others when people normally don’t care about the needs of you 5- you have a heart of gold that this world doesn’t deserve. You have to be a bit tough towards others You see? None of them are actual weaknesses and you have answered her already and she doesn’t know what you did here
Alex DeLarge when I first clicked on this video, I thought it was Kanye as well lol. he does not looked exactly like him he just favors him that's all. no need to be rude
Lokir From Rorikstead - Tsk Tsk Common misconception... Your eyes, in the sense of the body part you think of, rather than the organ as a whole, contrary to popular belief, has very little to do with degrading eyesight. So next time someone tells you to check your *eyes* , rather than your *eyesight* , you know who's the fool in the end. ^^ ...I'm Neloth btw, Mr "Lokir from *sovngarde* " ;)
Well, like with a woman, if you don’t have a history with them there’s nothing to throw in your face...Wait, scratch that. The fairer sex still may hold you accountable for things you never did without need of evidence. Guess the police aren’t that bad after all!
@@charleslane6108 Sexist and wrong. You have issues with women to work on. Women have more evidence, you just can't admit to anything that you did wrong. Got to think your the greatest thing since sliced bread/prince charming/god.
lol, you realize this poor woman never actually said or did anything wrong. Literally asked one question and let it go when he said something stupid. All the craziness is in his head! Beautiful irony, lol.
Inter Calacas he didn't say something stupid, an intelligent human should realize how hard that question is for a boyfriend to answer without offending you. She should have just asked him to roast her.
oh come on, don't pretend like we don't know how women react to criticism especially in a relationship, it was a trap question for a man cause any flaws he points out shes gonna get upset or offended like " you really think that about me?" come on by now you know how predictable most women are when it comes to stuff like this, that's why its funny cause its true. this is why so many men relate to the joke cause its happened to them.
😂 😂 I’m laughing my head off. When I red the title my first thought was: this is probably going to be ugly and disrespectful. Nope. True and hilarious. I get to learn that head movement.
This is so accurate. I'm glad my boyfriend and I don't argue much because I feel bad for him when we do. It's like he can only think of his feelings and thoughts in that exact moment, and I can recall any statement or mistake he's ever made. If he says something that contradicts something he said casually five years ago, it's like an alarm goes off in my head to point it out to me. I don't think he's ever won an argument unless I let him. But even if I win, I still feel awful.
Tamara Brown You’ve just got to learn how to simplify yourself when you’re with a man. I wish I’d known that way, way earlier. It’s a skill you develop with experience when you actually try. It’s a tough thing to do, but it’s harder for men to think like women than it is for women to simplify the way they think/talk. What makes men nervous about women is that their wheels are constantly spinning - they always have secret thoughts running through their brain at a million miles a minute, and men never know what to expect. If you can learn to tone that down and live in the moment...laugh easily, let the past be in the past, only ask one question at a time, only make one simple request if something is really bothering you - you’ll get way more fulfilling relationships. The guys you date will remember you as “the cool girl”. Think of it this way. Imagine what it would feel like if you dated someone who has a PhD is psychology and is constantly diagnosing you and dissecting your speech and the reasons behind it every time you talk? You probably wouldn’t want to talk much or communicate with him because you’re worried about the consequences. Now imagine you’re dating a guy who is happy and uncomplicated - someone who laughs easy, loves the little things in life, and doesn’t hold on to stuff. Try the be the person you would rather be with, yourself! The good news is, if you try, then when you ARE really upset and you can’t help it - you get a lot more support from him because he can really see the difference in your mood. The last thing I’ll say - Try this with a guy. Ask him three questions back to back. Most guys will answer the first question, only. Some guys will answer two! Almost NO guys will answer three. Do the same thing with a woman. Women answer all three. Clear, obvious difference between the way men and women think. :)
Low key true, I was upset at my boyfriend earlier this week, because a frienemy said something about this other woman hugging up on my man. And, so, my mind goes on traveling, I'm thinking of how he would act in that situation. And then he didn't text me that entire day, and then In thinking he doesn't love me anymore because of it, and that's why he didn't tell me of how he allegedly flirted with the other woman, the friend of my frienemy. And then he just went to work, like everything was alright. And so I call my sisters and my best friend, to vent about it. And I'm over here like, "do u think he loves me anymore." And then, I'm mad at him, because noe I think I'm being ignored, because he flirted with her. And He's guilty or he wants to break up. Then he texts me, "sorry babe, I had a conference earlier, then I had to go to work. That's why I didn't text" and now I'm mad at him, and let it be known, and then hes like "wtf?" And so in my head, he's already cheated on me and hes on to the next one, and I'm like "well you can go ahead and sleep with Brianna." He calls me up and was like "youre crazy"😂😂😂 Anyway, i love him, he gets my mood, especially I was on my period, and extremely bitchy
Thinking too much about the past will make people depressed. Thinking too much about the future will make people anxious. This dude is caught up in both. Impressive.
"A" is totally me 😂😂😂 But I won't start a fight over a question I asked you to answer if you made a stupid comment about me (not as a joke) in a disrespectful way I'll play it cool and laugh it off but *"IT"* Will definitely go to the back and find a parking and blow right into your face one day...
Honestly I looked at this. It was on my main page on UA-cam and yes this is actually true. Especially for people are planners. I relate to this on so many levels!
Oh my! Late as ever, but this was great. As a woman I understand, but the crowd was a bit rude. This was hilarious and I can't believe so many comments are taking offense, it's a joke.. Don't hate on me, I'm just saying. But instead of moving my neck I clap in arguments sometimes. 😂
Women: I remember everything.
Also women: I don't remember saying that.
Lmaoo
Alex Park Official lmfao
It's a very selective process.
😂😂
I only say that when I didn’t say/do what you say I did
Kanye East
Kanye middle-east
Kanye Northeast.
🤣
Kanye South
lol I laughed too hard at this
"It" just went back around to find better parking! omg this was hilarious 😂😂
Lolcia Lewi Girl, You KNOW he's telling the truth!
Shower first dude
Lewca ! 😆😆😆
you should go to the kitchen lewca your a bitch
I cracked up! 🤣
"Do you ever do that guys: you say something stupid to your woman, then you protect your chest and take a step back?😆
Mitsuo Mits oh my days, who hasn’t?
Just did this a few days ago 😂
Except there were two women. So I had my backpack to protect my back and my arms across my chest lmao
Adrian S. 😆😆😆
David Taylor That's true, but I was just quoting him😉
Usually it's my girl who takes a step back because she knows i'm goin beat her ass if she says something stupid
Answer was simple. Your 5 weaknesses are
1- You care a lot for people when people don’t deserve it
2- you keep yourself behind and always first do good for others
3- you can’t lie which can be important for such a job
4- you are very sensitive towards the needs of others when people normally don’t care about the needs of you
5- you have a heart of gold that this world doesn’t deserve. You have to be a bit tough towards others
You see? None of them are actual weaknesses and you have answered her already and she doesn’t know what you did here
You also point out things she could be doing it the future which will not turn out good fr you ...
who else is saving this list for future job interviews
Jazz Shepherd dont put this on your resume, you wont get hired.
ZiadEverything said nothing about putting it on my resume. I’m sure the OP was offering interview answers
Jazz Shepherd just dont use that as an answer anyway, while it shows you THINK you have no weaknesses you just come off as arrogant and corny.
When did Kanye start doing stand up?
Alex DeLarge when I first clicked on this video, I thought it was Kanye as well lol. he does not looked exactly like him he just favors him that's all. no need to be rude
Wow... Stand up comedians are paid a lot more than I thought then.
Do you REALLY think he looks like Kanye?!
Lokir From Rorikstead - Tsk Tsk
Common misconception...
Your eyes, in the sense of the body part you think of, rather than the organ as a whole, contrary to popular belief, has very little to do with degrading eyesight.
So next time someone tells you to check your *eyes* , rather than your *eyesight* , you know who's the fool in the end. ^^
...I'm Neloth btw, Mr "Lokir from *sovngarde* " ;)
Juan ...i thought so too
Had a girlfriend that dreamt I cheated on her and she was mad at me for a week
Neal Smith you deserved it
Had a boyfriend once that actually broke up with me over a dream he had.
@@MoonChildLux ?
My mom cried over a dream like that. My dad and I were scared and confused and he apologized
me too
that was one of the best underrated comedies I've ever seen 😂
So cops think like women... every little thing you've ever done wrong (or they imagine you've done wrong) gets brought up and thrown in your face.
Walton Shattuck training bro
Well, like with a woman, if you don’t have a history with them there’s nothing to throw in your face...Wait, scratch that. The fairer sex still may hold you accountable for things you never did without need of evidence. Guess the police aren’t that bad after all!
I love my wife, and I like my marriage. But man, yup, that's pretty much spot on.
At least she knows it and can be brought back to common sense.
@@charleslane6108 Sexist and wrong. You have issues with women to work on. Women have more evidence, you just can't admit to anything that you did wrong. Got to think your the greatest thing since sliced bread/prince charming/god.
@@AB-80X You don't love your wife, you don't respect her. You are wrong.
My response, "Only five? Wait, let me narrow them down."
I think your answer about her weaknesses are your strengths is the sweetest answer ever! 💗
what a lame crowd... i was on the rolling on the floor watching this
Ditto
Too little coke, too many feminists.
Nah it just wasn't funny
Probably a small audience
@@AB-80X naah it's not the feminists it's just the weirdos😂
I saw this guy on my cruise and he was hilarious
This guy is definitely a badass comic. He's sooo good. On point in every way. Talk about being underrated.
This guy was funny as hell! Hahahaahah
That was really good. And so true.
We now bring you to regularly scheduled public argument already in progress. 🤣
I exploded when he started in about the elliptical mode 😂😂
When you're in your first healthy relationship and you dont understand what's going on.
TheHouseOffice Quit patting your hair dumb n annoying!
TheHouseOffice AWWWW HAHAHAHA.
Hilarious and accurate. Good for him that he figured out the phenomenon. Women have their own matrix😆😆😆
lol, you realize this poor woman never actually said or did anything wrong. Literally asked one question and let it go when he said something stupid. All the craziness is in his head! Beautiful irony, lol.
issa joke
I think it’s funny because we have no idea what she was actually thinking, but what he says she was thinking is hilarious.
Inter Calacas he didn't say something stupid, an intelligent human should realize how hard that question is for a boyfriend to answer without offending you. She should have just asked him to roast her.
Agreed
oh come on, don't pretend like we don't know how women react to criticism especially in a relationship, it was a trap question for a man cause any flaws he points out shes gonna get upset or offended like " you really think that about me?"
come on by now you know how predictable most women are when it comes to stuff like this, that's why its funny cause its true.
this is why so many men relate to the joke cause its happened to them.
Bruh there was no argument. That's a literal interview question.
Obviously never dated a black woman before...
Breeze Warbrick exactly, there was a fight, he lost
The arguement happened when she asked her boyfriend to basically tell her what the worst part of her was
Breeze Warbrick Women point blank period. Not just black. Stop that.
Bro, if any woman ever asks you if you dislike anything about them you're gonna be dead within a minute
😂😂😂 yes we’ll get back to it , when we need! 🤦🏼♀️🤣🥵
I like this guy because he’s a good speaker, some comedians can’t explain a joke like this lol
I’m really glad to see that Kanye turned his life around
He’s good. Had my laughing the whole time.👍🏻
Women overthink. I overthink literally everything and can’t turn that off.
So......another guy to tell us how we think. Fabulous.
He isn't wrong..and we both know it.we save little Shit up like bullets,load the ak47 and wait 10 years to spray their ass with an entire magazine.
@Aleena Abid ha. All women do it, you know it,I know it,she knows it
@Aleena Abid men and women are very different. Our minds think VERY differently.
You guys - it’s COMEDY. It’s supposed to make generalizations. If you can’t handle generalizations just don’t watch stand-up comedy.
So true :)
Big fan
😃😄😄😄Omg that was soo good! 😂😂
He's genius
😂 😂 I’m laughing my head off. When I red the title my first thought was: this is probably going to be ugly and disrespectful. Nope. True and hilarious. I get to learn that head movement.
His female voice 😄 his gf totally set him up for a fight
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nice
4:07 😂😂😂 went in the back to find better parking 😂😂
This is so accurate. I'm glad my boyfriend and I don't argue much because I feel bad for him when we do. It's like he can only think of his feelings and thoughts in that exact moment, and I can recall any statement or mistake he's ever made. If he says something that contradicts something he said casually five years ago, it's like an alarm goes off in my head to point it out to me. I don't think he's ever won an argument unless I let him. But even if I win, I still feel awful.
Tamara Brown You’ve just got to learn how to simplify yourself when you’re with a man. I wish I’d known that way, way earlier. It’s a skill you develop with experience when you actually try. It’s a tough thing to do, but it’s harder for men to think like women than it is for women to simplify the way they think/talk.
What makes men nervous about women is that their wheels are constantly spinning - they always have secret thoughts running through their brain at a million miles a minute, and men never know what to expect.
If you can learn to tone that down and live in the moment...laugh easily, let the past be in the past, only ask one question at a time, only make one simple request if something is really bothering you - you’ll get way more fulfilling relationships. The guys you date will remember you as “the cool girl”.
Think of it this way. Imagine what it would feel like if you dated someone who has a PhD is psychology and is constantly diagnosing you and dissecting your speech and the reasons behind it every time you talk? You probably wouldn’t want to talk much or communicate with him because you’re worried about the consequences.
Now imagine you’re dating a guy who is happy and uncomplicated - someone who laughs easy, loves the little things in life, and doesn’t hold on to stuff. Try the be the person you would rather be with, yourself!
The good news is, if you try, then when you ARE really upset and you can’t help it - you get a lot more support from him because he can really see the difference in your mood.
The last thing I’ll say -
Try this with a guy. Ask him three questions back to back.
Most guys will answer the first question, only. Some guys will answer two! Almost NO guys will answer three.
Do the same thing with a woman. Women answer all three.
Clear, obvious difference between the way men and women think. :)
4:55 - 5:15 made me push the like button with no second thoughts 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Yeah they think in an elliptical fashion but when its about you. About what shes done - oh i dont remember that....when did i say that??
I'm totally this type A.
step 1: speak
step 2: think later
step 3: step 1
He is damn witty~ kinda wanna see the full version of this
Lol so true! We do it to figure if they can be good dads, if they mess up so much we go nope and more on.
dude looks like if 360 jeezy and kanye west had a baby😅
He is good.
Ah, Fridays! I have a whole lotta shit yo do, yet I'm here! 😂👏👏
I love the fact I saw the moment he fucked up.
It's been a while since i laughed this hard
I died 😂
This guy is funny
He is so good.
Why isn't his name mentioned anywhere
Man: Logic, facts!
Woman: MY logic...
LOL
Low key true, I was upset at my boyfriend earlier this week, because a frienemy said something about this other woman hugging up on my man. And, so, my mind goes on traveling, I'm thinking of how he would act in that situation. And then he didn't text me that entire day, and then In thinking he doesn't love me anymore because of it, and that's why he didn't tell me of how he allegedly flirted with the other woman, the friend of my frienemy. And then he just went to work, like everything was alright.
And so I call my sisters and my best friend, to vent about it. And I'm over here like, "do u think he loves me anymore." And then, I'm mad at him, because noe I think I'm being ignored, because he flirted with her. And He's guilty or he wants to break up.
Then he texts me, "sorry babe, I had a conference earlier, then I had to go to work. That's why I didn't text" and now I'm mad at him, and let it be known, and then hes like "wtf?" And so in my head, he's already cheated on me and hes on to the next one, and I'm like "well you can go ahead and sleep with Brianna."
He calls me up and was like "youre crazy"😂😂😂
Anyway, i love him, he gets my mood, especially I was on my period, and extremely bitchy
Vitani B Mamba Aahhaaa stupid girl!
Nice story, really, no sarcasme.
Do you think that is okay to have thought like that?
Do you think you will do that overthink again? Or you will stop?
Sooo damn true!! This guy is hilarious!!
Lol he’s so right.. so funyyy😂😂
really good.
He looks like if Kanye west and Vic Mensa had a baby
Thinking too much about the past will make people depressed. Thinking too much about the future will make people anxious. This dude is caught up in both. Impressive.
"A" is totally me 😂😂😂
But I won't start a fight over a question I asked you to answer if you made a stupid comment about me (not as a joke) in a disrespectful way I'll play it cool and laugh it off but *"IT"* Will definitely go to the back and find a parking and blow right into your face one day...
He’s hilarious 😂
This is gold! 🤣
Honestly I looked at this. It was on my main page on UA-cam and yes this is actually true. Especially for people are planners. I relate to this on so many levels!
Smart and original. His pause between lines is what made me notice this
I ROFL at the 2:15 facial expression so EPIC and everything is hilarious overall
So funny, so sweet, so handsome- thanks!
You are so kind
Fantastic!!!
Brilliant. How come we have never heard of this funny man in the UK? He is hilarious😆😂
At least you're honest!! 💚
OMG !! So True..
Liked video
before watching it :D
thank you for the laughter
This was awesome! The guy can really tell a story!
That's some super physiological brutally honest eye popping funny stuff that I've ever heard.
I LOVE this!!!!
That is very true 👍 : )
i felt like the laughter wasn't loud enough,was he in a crowd of 10.hes was making so good points
It probably one of those small establishments, instead of establishments we usually see a comedian enter.
Daffy! Absolutely hilarious video, which I always reccomend to people to watch!
Brilliant!
"She was mad at other stuff, now it's just me" 🤣🤣🤣
Who is this legend?
master zikko Alvin Williams
Very organic and funny
🤷🏾♀️ but you the man who brought it back up though 😂
Lolll he is awesome
Anyone else click on this thinking it was kanye complaining about kim?
Men in an argument run a Hail Mary girls in an argument be running a post corner 😪
This is hilarious
GENIUS!
God this is so damn relatable
Great fun 😂😃😍. Great fun
cool stand up 😂😂👍👍
The dude is funny, his comedy reminds me of that of Louis CK's. Is it just me or does anybody else have the same impression?
Only 5 weaknesses? You want that in alphabetical order or chronological order from when I noticed them?
The fucking pop up cards are blowing me every two seconds
He should be in a sitcom
Denver, respect
Both me and my fiance are type A personalities and it causes a lot of fights.
Kayla Fuller Maybe you’re just not compatible, that’s always a possibility. 🙄
As an Analyst, I feel bad for any man that argues with us.
Hells yeah..
Oh my! Late as ever, but this was great. As a woman I understand, but the crowd was a bit rude. This was hilarious and I can't believe so many comments are taking offense, it's a joke.. Don't hate on me, I'm just saying. But instead of moving my neck I clap in arguments sometimes. 😂
Kanye is funny guy
So true! What kinda logic is that :)))
I’m on a binge for this joke, Owen Benjamin, Bill Burr, Dave Cook, and him all say the same thing about women and I find it so funny 😂
Anyone else thought Kanye did stand up now