This is all on you dude, for being disappointed. The writing was literally on the wall. A simple glance at the protagonist or the writer's interviews would paint the whole story. They hate men, and want to ditch them as fans.
They know what they're doing. They don't care about the money being lost. They're trying to make the next generation of children ignorant of what came before, hence why they're not creating new original shows. They must break down the recognised, historic shows we all grew up on so they kids will think it's been like this forever.
Been pissed since the force awakens. A lazy anh copy 3rd death star, boring rubbish. The other 2 the worst films ive ever seen, and all the shows make me just bitter inside.
Ok you seem reasonable. Which is why its very difficult for me to understand how you could possibly have enjoyed ep 2. Jedi just stops doing his job and meditated for 10 years? How did he eat? Why was no one concerned? Then he just offs himself from guilt? Can you imagine obi one doing that? K then they let the non jedi infiltrate the apothecary that no one noticed was taken over by a random stranger? The ep was poorly written garbage man.
What I disliked the most was how episode 2 was leading the audience to think that the Jedi had done something so terrible that one of their own used the force somehow to keep himself in a coma for 10 years after the event. Since this is a flash back to that same period of time it would seem that this was the event. Yet was it??? All the sudden all the witches are dead and Mae is making rocks catch on fire. Are these two events somehow connected. Did Mae kill them? Probably not but how did the Jedi do it? What actually killed them? This episode doesn't even try to make this clear. So what the heck did I just watch??? Super disappointed even beyond words because nothing makes any sense. Worst Star Wars I have seen so far and that is saying a lot because I hated The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker.
I wouldn't expect the show to get any better or have different results from what it already has. To wait around and think that it will change, now that's crazy. I personally have lost a hope for this franchise. I cringed going into episode 3 and this episode did it for me. It's not the politics, it's just horrible story writing .That's just my opinion.
"The idea that like that only came from George Lucas. That only George Lucas holds the key for what we understand to be Star Wars is just untrue. And I think the prequels are an excellent example of that (laughs)” -Leslye Headland
Isn't it amazing how pushing the issues of propaganda can enter a once loved franchise and destroy it 😮. Unbelievable. I gave up and don't care anymore. I just wanted to say my opinion.
I just love Star Wars, and I want to enjoy it. There are so many people who worked hard to bring the show to life, and I want to enjoy it for them, but holy smokes it's getting difficult XD
@@CalebJanssens not criticizing does them a disservice. I love Star Wars as well, but I’m not going to suck them off just because they carry the name of Star Wars. $180 million plus, but they can’t come up with a better story or better performances than Fallen Order?The obvious contradiction in the acolyte story is either, them saying, you guys are too dumb to notice or that they just don’t care.
@@CalebJanssens wtf. If the chef takes a dump in my food I really feel that I don't have to like it because he worked hard on cooking it. I really loved Star Wars before. It's crazy to say that I really don't give a f about Star wars anymore. Never thought those words would come from my mouth but I don't wanna be disappointed anymore. It's sad but Star Wars is dead. And it's been a rotting corpse for a while. T_T
What is happening is you have people with no business making official studio Star Wars content making Star Wars content. We live in backwards world now. Its like hiring criminals to be police officers.
My dream job is where I can lose millions of dollars down the drain, destroy the brand that the firm is based on, be rude and disrespectful to its consumers base and still, be president of the same company....🤡🤡
Thank you for trying to remain as unbiased as possible! I agree on many of the points you brought up here. Particularly on the social-political pandering and how much this episode disrupts the flow of the series thus far; episode 3 should have been episode 1 but even that would’ve set it up for failure 😕
Even the authors in the Expanded Universe were smart enough not to explore this time period. The Jedi think the Sith are dead. There is nothing interesting to do.. If anything, we should have had a fully established New Jedi Order by now. But Lucasfilm just had to fuck up and hire JJ and Rian to subvert expectations. Timothy Zahn and the other authors at least crafted a more cohesive post ROTJ era. They made some wacky decisions along the way but at least it was more respectful
They could’ve done something with dark side cults or fallen Jedi. But sadly there really isn’t that much in this time period. I will say, the old republic is amazing in its content but it feels like most of the interesting things happened in the span of like 100 or so years and then next 1000 is just blank which is a pity.
I think this episode was osha's memory because all the scenes are from her point of view and the ending had a lot of gaps. I think we are going to get more flashback episodes. (Rashomon effect - a storytelling method in which an event is given contradictory interpretations by the individuals involved, thereby providing different points of view of the same incident.)
Bro you hit the nail on the head! I was so offended and outraged by this episode. I could not believe they brought in this feministic, woke, LGBTQ, politically correct agenda plastered all over this episode. I would rather watch the Skywalker Saga all over again than watch the acolyte. I am going to ignore this series until its finished and there's an over arching review (by the way this is Cameron, from the AFDA days, hope you doing well man!).
Disney is grotesquely necromancing the smelly decaying corpse of Star Wars in front of us. Disney, keep Star Wars. Nobody wants it. You broke it. Nobody can play with it anymore.
It's weird, but I'm actually looking forward to seeing how lame this is. Maybe that's Disney's strategy here--appeal to people's morbid curiosity to see a disaster (how they slow down and rubberneck while driving if they see an accident on side of the road)
I find it funny how the jedi dude that died in ep2 wasn't really at fault because may was the one who killed everyone. So just because he was there, somehow he became guilty and just ended himself? XD.
Awesome review. As a lifelong SW fan, the series is just rubbish. Script is terrible. Acting is wooden at best. Except for the visual effects... Nothing else is good. A SA reviewer... Refreshing
If you told me they were using AI for the writing I wouldn't believe you because AI isn't that bad. But if you told me they weren't actually spending 180mill on making this show & they were actually using the show to move money around illegally then I believe you.
Over and done for. I think the new ppl in charge kind of hates it's target audience. The only white boi in The Acolyte so far killed himself out of guilt, lol. I cringed it and I'm not even white. Girls don't like star wars as much as bois, you're not going to convince me otherwise, and this female force situation is just not appealing for penis wielding persons. "Frozen meets kill bill" Really? Nah, it's over. And today it officially ends, we can all sense it. A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. It kind of hurts me cause I was one of them nerds that dressed up as a Jedi for The Phantom Menace premiere in 99'.
Wasn't just poorly written and acted, but was boring. Squid Game guy is solid, too bad they wasted him and Carrie Ann Moss. Any chanting scenes are never good. I watched this after the Bridgerton episode of Doctor Who... what a bookends of garbage.
Where is Yoda? Think Young Palpatine steals the knowledge how to manipulate/create life from the Lesbian witches. Anakin was created by Palpatine Force raping Shmi.
Never going to watch this trash of Disney, they did damage my viewing experience of the George Lucas films with the Last Jedi when ever i rewatch them this trash pops up in the back of my mind so dont need more of that i will get back to Star Wars untill when ever Disney sells the IP to somebody that loves this franchise.
you guys clearly didnt watch boba fett series and that episode of mandalorian with lizzo. this episode of acolyte is not horrible, its just mid, bland show just like alot shows of mcu and star wars nowdays are. couldnt care if the woman are lesbians or not, but it make me wonder how its possible the twins look like the coven lider when was the alien, that looks like darth maul, that carry them. and it bother me how they paint the jedis are bad people that take away lil kids and even are stalking kids in florest, like sol was looking at the twins.
Okay, I just watched it and it was not great. Also, it totally belittles Palpatine and Plagauis right? It's essentially saying these witches are stronger than Palpatine and arguably on the level of Plaguis in terms of force capability.
Imagine thinking that's the issue. You are the reason star wars is shit now, every criticism is brushed off for sexism, homophobia or some other ism. Can't take the hint that people just don't like trash writing.
News flash: the only reason why people have an issue with the LGBT is because people try to make that their whole ass personality and belittle those who disagree. Maybe if it wasn't shoved so much people would respect it.
I wouldn't call it the worst episode of SW ever. Rather, the worst episode of SW yet
😂
Facts.
Yes, let's not be too hasty and give Disney a chance to reach new depths of woke stupidity. I'm confident they can do it!
@@BroadMeadow-d9s They haven't even reached the mantle of their woke planet yet
there can always be a new low with these guys
This is all on you dude, for being disappointed. The writing was literally on the wall. A simple glance at the protagonist or the writer's interviews would paint the whole story. They hate men, and want to ditch them as fans.
You know what... you are correct. It's on me, my bad XD.
It was big of him though to take one for the team 📺💣💥😊
This is more entertaining than watching the acolyte
I trust the government more that I trust Disney with StarWars.
Haha 😆 Hard to tell which is worse 😢
@@bigtomboye One fucks you, the other just wants to make you watch.
I would trust a pyromaniac with a flame thrower in an oil refinery more than I'd trust the government with anything.
This is the most honest ,positive, glass is full, optimist, reviewer and he is now destroyed. That should tell you how bad the series is.
They know what they're doing. They don't care about the money being lost. They're trying to make the next generation of children ignorant of what came before, hence why they're not creating new original shows. They must break down the recognised, historic shows we all grew up on so they kids will think it's been like this forever.
I disagree. I think ep 2 was trash too
It's the Leslye Headland story.
And she is suuuch a total complete yawn...!🥱💯
Master MeeToo picked her up at a young age. 😂
It really seems like they are going out of their way to piss people off. Well if this is really this bad it'll be the final nail in the coffin
Ep3,oh god.......I have to hand it to them for pissing me off since Rise Of Skywalker.
Been pissed since the force awakens. A lazy anh copy 3rd death star, boring rubbish. The other 2 the worst films ive ever seen, and all the shows make me just bitter inside.
Ok you seem reasonable. Which is why its very difficult for me to understand how you could possibly have enjoyed ep 2.
Jedi just stops doing his job and meditated for 10 years? How did he eat? Why was no one concerned? Then he just offs himself from guilt? Can you imagine obi one doing that?
K then they let the non jedi infiltrate the apothecary that no one noticed was taken over by a random stranger?
The ep was poorly written garbage man.
Token representation is awful representation.
yes. as a POC i hate it. i want good original stories not this shit.
What I disliked the most was how episode 2 was leading the audience to think that the Jedi had done something so terrible that one of their own used the force somehow to keep himself in a coma for 10 years after the event.
Since this is a flash back to that same period of time it would seem that this was the event. Yet was it???
All the sudden all the witches are dead and Mae is making rocks catch on fire. Are these two events somehow connected. Did Mae kill them? Probably not but how did the Jedi do it? What actually killed them? This episode doesn't even try to make this clear.
So what the heck did I just watch???
Super disappointed even beyond words because nothing makes any sense. Worst Star Wars I have seen so far and that is saying a lot because I hated The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker.
It's CW level writing.
is it? superman and lois is nothing like this
I wouldn't expect the show to get any better or have different results from what it already has. To wait around and think that it will change, now that's crazy. I personally have lost a hope for this franchise. I cringed going into episode 3 and this episode did it for me. It's not the politics, it's just horrible story writing .That's just my opinion.
😂😂😂😂Shame man. This episode clearly hurt you 😅. This just proves Disney has ruined Star Wars
From Disney to all Star Wars fans: “Attack me….with all your strength” 😂❤
We don't even know if the Jedi even killed the witches.
"The idea that like that only came from George Lucas. That only George Lucas holds the key for what we understand to be Star Wars is just untrue. And I think the prequels are an excellent example of that (laughs)”
-Leslye Headland
Isn't it amazing how pushing the issues of propaganda can enter a once loved franchise and destroy it 😮. Unbelievable. I gave up and don't care anymore. I just wanted to say my opinion.
Did they fundamentally change how *the force* works?
Pretty much. Tried to at least...
I’m surprised you liked any episode. The dialogue and writing is so apparently awful, I was already expecting it to get worse.
I just love Star Wars, and I want to enjoy it. There are so many people who worked hard to bring the show to life, and I want to enjoy it for them, but holy smokes it's getting difficult XD
@@CalebJanssens not criticizing does them a disservice. I love Star Wars as well, but I’m not going to suck them off just because they carry the name of Star Wars. $180 million plus, but they can’t come up with a better story or better performances than Fallen Order?The obvious contradiction in the acolyte story is either, them saying, you guys are too dumb to notice or that they just don’t care.
@@CalebJanssens wtf. If the chef takes a dump in my food I really feel that I don't have to like it because he worked hard on cooking it.
I really loved Star Wars before. It's crazy to say that I really don't give a f about Star wars anymore. Never thought those words would come from my mouth but I don't wanna be disappointed anymore. It's sad but Star Wars is dead. And it's been a rotting corpse for a while. T_T
I think it’s safe to say the first two episodes were also a steamy pile of shyt
What is happening is you have people with no business making official studio Star Wars content making Star Wars content. We live in backwards world now. Its like hiring criminals to be police officers.
Its impossible for me to be disapointed, i expect NOTHING good from this series
Wise 🦉
My expectations were so low as to be a legitimate tripping hazard in Hell and yet there goes Disney, limbo-ing under it.
My dream job is where I can lose millions of dollars down the drain, destroy the brand that the firm is based on, be rude and disrespectful to its consumers base and still, be president of the same company....🤡🤡
the sisters fighting the entire time actually pissed me off...put my own two kids to bed only to watch more kids fighting.
Howzit ma Bru.. subscribed. A saffa reviewer, finally... I will wait till you reach Critical Drinker level. Keep it up!
Ah thank you so much!
Disney SW simply isn't canon as far as I'm concerened. Each successive show has been increasingly vapid and insulting to my intelligence.
Thank you for trying to remain as unbiased as possible! I agree on many of the points you brought up here. Particularly on the social-political pandering and how much this episode disrupts the flow of the series thus far; episode 3 should have been episode 1 but even that would’ve set it up for failure 😕
Even the authors in the Expanded Universe were smart enough not to explore this time period. The Jedi think the Sith are dead. There is nothing interesting to do..
If anything, we should have had a fully established New Jedi Order by now. But Lucasfilm just had to fuck up and hire JJ and Rian to subvert expectations.
Timothy Zahn and the other authors at least crafted a more cohesive post ROTJ era. They made some wacky decisions along the way but at least it was more respectful
They could’ve done something with dark side cults or fallen Jedi. But sadly there really isn’t that much in this time period.
I will say, the old republic is amazing in its content but it feels like most of the interesting things happened in the span of like 100 or so years and then next 1000 is just blank which is a pity.
I think this episode was osha's memory because all the scenes are from her point of view and the ending had a lot of gaps. I think we are going to get more flashback episodes. (Rashomon effect - a storytelling method in which an event is given contradictory interpretations by the individuals involved, thereby providing different points of view of the same incident.)
Im at the point i don't even care enough to hate it, even my coworkers who are die hard starwar fans cant get behind this.
Cartman was right
The bar was already low and they succeeded in digging underneath it. This is the worst episode of any Star Wars show to date.
Bro you hit the nail on the head! I was so offended and outraged by this episode. I could not believe they brought in this feministic, woke, LGBTQ, politically correct agenda plastered all over this episode. I would rather watch the Skywalker Saga all over again than watch the acolyte. I am going to ignore this series until its finished and there's an over arching review (by the way this is Cameron, from the AFDA days, hope you doing well man!).
Canceled disney plus awhile ago ..I just stick with the originals
Wise 🦉
It’s okay to be negative when you struggle to find a single redeeming quality in the episode. You’re just keeping it 💯
Disney is grotesquely necromancing the smelly decaying corpse of Star Wars in front of us. Disney, keep Star Wars. Nobody wants it. You broke it. Nobody can play with it anymore.
Honestly, is Lesbian Force Mothers more ridiculous or any less believable than Phantom Menanlcw Virgin Birth (🤭🤭🤭)..?🤔
Quite possibly the worst episode of anything ever.
It's weird, but I'm actually looking forward to seeing how lame this is. Maybe that's Disney's strategy here--appeal to people's morbid curiosity to see a disaster (how they slow down and rubberneck while driving if they see an accident on side of the road)
Nightsisters: We're tenth paralel universes ahead of you
Dave filoni and George Lucas were on their knees crying watching this episode.
When watching people bash the Acolyte is more entertaining than watching the Acolyte, you know you have a real dumpster fire.
Aside from the woke troupes in this, the writing is atrocious! I mean it was approaching "Batwoman" levels of bad, and that's a REALLY low bar.
I find it funny how the jedi dude that died in ep2 wasn't really at fault because may was the one who killed everyone. So just because he was there, somehow he became guilty and just ended himself? XD.
So jedi = evil and show is gay AF. Yeah I'll never watch this.
I don't even care about the spoilers. I'm not watching the show. Following the reviews to see how hard this shit crashes.
Chris Gore sounded the alarm bells only last week. It’s gonna get worse.
Awesome review. As a lifelong SW fan, the series is just rubbish. Script is terrible. Acting is wooden at best. Except for the visual effects... Nothing else is good.
A SA reviewer... Refreshing
"Worst episode so far" *inserts homer and bart meme
The Jedi are now the evil patriarchy. Keeping the force to themselves, those bastards. 😂
Open your eyes
Reminds me how much i loved Abre Los Ojos👀🎥🍿
it started of bad and just got insanely worse...
That was the worse thing I ever seen associated with Star Wars.
If you told me they were using AI for the writing I wouldn't believe you because AI isn't that bad.
But if you told me they weren't actually spending 180mill on making this show & they were actually using the show to move money around illegally then I believe you.
Were the twins born through the force? :)
Wow ... there was a man who knew everything that was coming. It even made a film about it. They live. John Carpenter Your A Prophet.
Kristen Stewart has to be the face of the Headlundverse from now on. That much I do know.
Thanks for the review. But for me there won't be a episode 4.
The Pander is strong in this episode. 😂
Over and done for. I think the new ppl in charge kind of hates it's target audience. The only white boi in The Acolyte so far killed himself out of guilt, lol. I cringed it and I'm not even white. Girls don't like star wars as much as bois, you're not going to convince me otherwise, and this female force situation is just not appealing for penis wielding persons. "Frozen meets kill bill" Really? Nah, it's over. And today it officially ends, we can all sense it. A great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. It kind of hurts me cause I was one of them nerds that dressed up as a Jedi for The Phantom Menace premiere in 99'.
Wasn't just poorly written and acted, but was boring. Squid Game guy is solid, too bad they wasted him and Carrie Ann Moss. Any chanting scenes are never good. I watched this after the Bridgerton episode of Doctor Who... what a bookends of garbage.
I didn't mind the Dr Who episode, but this... this was truly terrible
Nah, it'll only get worse
Absolute trash… I canceled my subscription 😢 I’ve loved Star Wars since 1977. But this isn’t Star Wars
This ain’t Star Wars.
How Have you already seen the episode?
Where is Yoda? Think Young Palpatine steals the knowledge how to manipulate/create life from the Lesbian witches. Anakin was created by Palpatine Force raping Shmi.
You were excited.
Both the first episodes plot holes and irrationality were too much for me
The worst episode of star wars was the final episode of the last season of the mandalorian this wasn't that bad
I you are one of the ones that started out enjoying it I am sorry you were disappointed
Never going to watch this trash of Disney, they did damage my viewing experience of the George Lucas films with the Last Jedi when ever i rewatch them this trash pops up in the back of my mind so dont need more of that i will get back to Star Wars untill when ever Disney sells the IP to somebody that loves this franchise.
Thanks a lot Disney
you guys clearly didnt watch boba fett series and that episode of mandalorian with lizzo.
this episode of acolyte is not horrible, its just mid, bland show just like alot shows of mcu and star wars nowdays are.
couldnt care if the woman are lesbians or not, but it make me wonder how its possible the twins look like the coven lider when was the alien, that looks like darth maul, that carry them.
and it bother me how they paint the jedis are bad people that take away lil kids and even are stalking kids in florest, like sol was looking at the twins.
Is there a planet of lesbian’s?
Yes. I heard the lesbians weren't welcome in the galaxy so had to move to their own planet. I wish I was joking.
@@3Overhaus it’s not they not welcome it’s just they have become so f@#king annoying like all of the alternative lifestyle crowd….😂
It is the most ~ SW ( SOCIAL WARRIOR ) episode of SW! made by Gay Pandas ( pander in his accent )
All episodes suck, i don't know what episodes of what you watch but the whole three are garbage
What about the chant we are one we are two we are mannnnnny
oh boy they really did it now rip woke wars
Lesbians in Space 😂😂😂 what every fan desperately wants to see 😂😂😂
I’ve seen better writing and acting on the sci fi channel .
i know that feel bro... star woke
This episode is horrible
As someone who enjoyed the first two, I'm so terrified 😢
Be afraid... be very afraid...
These are not the droids you are looking for ! Also the first two episodes were trash 🗑️
Okay, I just watched it and it was not great. Also, it totally belittles Palpatine and Plagauis right? It's essentially saying these witches are stronger than Palpatine and arguably on the level of Plaguis in terms of force capability.
@@HappeChappe It’s all horse shit bro. Look what they’re doing to our beloved force 😲 SMH
500th Like to defeat the evil 😈 UA-cam algorithm. 🖖🏽
quit apologizing for the bad acting...you're just like stuckman
SJW SW
Dude, you are way too kind. That was KAK on another level! It's absolute perversions of the work of George Lucas.
How can u review it if its not out yet???
Hm. Many reviewers saw it last week
@@bigtomboye episode 3 of acolyte?? How??
@@Will-jf7oe It was released in the UK prior to US.
Curious how you are reviewing show Ep3 and it doesn’t get released for 5 more hours. 😂😂😂
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I enjoyed it!
good stuff
I love Doctor Who's Ncuti Gatwa series more than Acolyte tbh. I looove it
That's because Ncuti Gatwa and Doctor Who are awesome!!!!
Stop injecting estrogen.
I've watched the episode and it's great, just hating it cause there's a lesbian couple is just plain homophobe.
Strawman argument. Noone is hating it just for that.
Nah its just plain doo doo but if you like it thats a plus. Also that SJW mindset wont save this doo doo show
Imagine thinking that's the issue. You are the reason star wars is shit now, every criticism is brushed off for sexism, homophobia or some other ism. Can't take the hint that people just don't like trash writing.
So anyone who disagrees with you is a homophobe?
News flash: the only reason why people have an issue with the LGBT is because people try to make that their whole ass personality and belittle those who disagree. Maybe if it wasn't shoved so much people would respect it.