I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )
You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.
There is actually an alternative view where humans could have this to cope with the increased food supply or evolved to be significantly resistant to tempting to eat sugar.
Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.
@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.
a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis
Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator. Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator? Lol
Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns. Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5] Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]
I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average. Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.
Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.
Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.
@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them. the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.
@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.
Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test Human calculator: exists Teacher: *so you have chosen death* Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10
It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed. I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30). So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.
“The average person needs 7-9 hours of sleep” Schools: “Three, take it or leave it” Universities: “By the time I’m done, that number goes down to zero”
I might have the alcohol immunity power. Have had alcohol in amounts that would have killed most people many times. When its over 3-4 BAC.. some people pass out, puke etc with 2 BAC. I get just get more crazy and energized. 2 and 4 BAC is about the same. Highest ive been was about 7 BAC. Im careful now after that event tho, as its not good. But yes many Russians drink extreme amounts almost daily so i guess its more common some places maybe.
My power is a 1 acre purple aura that makes the weeds unstoppable like that one scene in MLPEG legends of everfree where some girl makes a giant brambles grow around everyone. I’ve only seen that one clip and it is an accurate way to represent my powers in cartoon form and the clip is available on UA-cam
“sleep deprivation immunity” me: ahah i wish i had that also me: stays up until 5 am and has to wake up at 6 am and that’s probably the reason i have sleep deprivation
@@centauria9122 dual handed means u use ur two hands almost all the time and, uhh you dont feel the annoyance of using left hand. So your right handed, probably
@@snorka1029 i remember getting electrocuted twice by a powerboard when i was younger, at first i thought it hurt because naturally it pinches you but then i realized it wasn't so bad and wanted more
Tbh I hate homework because once we get home it's supposed to be time for school to be over and a break where we don't have to worry about school for the rest of the day... but then they give us SCHOOL at HOME even after we spent like 8 HOURS in school already.
@@jonly38 In school you learn. In home you study what you learn. But... here in my country, school is just about 5:30 hours a day. Or in the morning period or on afternoon (you chose). It must really sucks been at school all the fucking day, like you'd be in a full time job.
@@Joao-ur7ey well they sent us to investigate shit that they could have teached us and then studied but no 25 pages of shit that i just copied and pasted with a pen and ONE personal opinion on everything
Well, Even if you have pain immunity, The taser will still have effects on your body and some parts of your nervous system. (Correct me if i’m wrong btw)
@@dragundev Little wrong...i saw a vid of a policeman tasing himself on his forearm while talking normally ,he was normal he said human can just ignore the effect of taser with a strong enough will....in electrobooms vid, have said that the way they show tasing in movie: is wrong...he said as soon as the shock is withdrawn u will be normal unless the voltage was very high! which is not the case with tasers...in reality taser doesnot stop Electrocuting u until u stop it
I have sleep deprivation immunity (I’m pretty sure because I’ve only slept for 3-4 hours a day for a couple months now) and I don’t feel tired so this is what I do. My homework in the middle of the night.
The music makes it 20x more creepier What I have (most common to rarest): Above 129 IQ (150) Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD, it’s not on here though, it’s on a different video 😢) Dual Handed Super vision Above 144 IQ (150) Photographic Memory (im 22 ok) HIV/AIDS Immunity (my dad had this) Joint Dislocation Super Tasters Human Calculator (only with the math 😂) Music Prodigy Art Prodigy Low Oxygen Resistance (my mom had this) Super Speed (around 23.5 mph) Perfect Memory (goes back to 2005) Super Vocal Range (up to octave 6) And uhh that’s about it Disclaimer: if you have any of these,like the comment and I’ll donate $20 to cancer charities worldwide per 10 likes (not begging)
The answer for x divided by 0 is always infinity since diving is just subtraction until you hit the closest number to 0 and can't divide more hence subtracting 0 from any number will always count to infinity
1 in 14 quintillion: being able to find the lost nerf dart
oh shit
My dad and my nerf dart have a lot in common
@@jessearviso2188 bruh
RiotRebirth that is called X-ray hax
That's a mom's power.
She won't give you the dart back tho.
Sleep Deprivation Immunity
Teenagers: I gotta get one of those.
all teenagers have that lol
Delete Youkai hello fellow 2hu
@@iflippedyourtable3886 SEIJA!!!
@@iflippedyourtable3886 hello Seija :3
Nubplayz You kidding me those people are functioning on half brainpower
Alcohol immunity: 1 in 1 000 000 000
Slavic people: hold my tracksuit
*IIIIS BORIS*
ua-cam.com/video/4_Llb27ANyA/v-deo.html i got it on video superpower mutations
Hold my adidas
@@kabusthepotato9572 yes
Hold my Rasputin fan fiction
The little confidence booster at the end was awesome 😊
Real comment 👍
lelelelele kurkurkurkurkur
Parents: why don’t you play with the neighbours kid?
The neighbours kid:
So true tho
Some would be kinda sick ngl
😭 Why is the neighbor's kid always crazy as hell??
Shut this meme down
The neighbors kid: YOU
Super Tasters: *Earns any information just by tasting*
Shaggy and Scooby: *PATHETIC*
xd
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
What if you eat a girls pussy and instantly gain the vaginal knowledge
@@UrienOld wtf
"Are you challenging me?"
"Poison, freeze, heat resistance..."
What is this, real life RPG or something?
Ryo N Kind of?
I have caught a poison and a freeze resistant, but I have not caught em all.
I actually do have cold resistance. I was born with a very infrequent nerve system. I am also not quite able to feel pain unless its a cut bellow my skin. The fact that i can’t get much response from my skin to my receptors it acts like an immunity for me. So yeah it may sound absurd but we do live in a soci...( aight sorry i had to )
Hmm interesting
I dual handed yay
You know what would also be very cool and awesome? Sugar resistance. Now what's that? The best i could describe it is that anyone who has sugar resistance can consume an enormous amount of sugary foods and drinks and never get diabetes, hyperglycemia and all sugar related diseases and conditions. You could also be immune to cavities, tooth decay, toothaches and other problems caused by sugar on your teeth that anyone would normally get from sugar. You still have healthy, strong white teeth still. So there.
That would be a double blessing, as increasing amounts of sugar intake will cause you to have massive amounts of hyper-energy.
thats sorta how fast metabolism works
Thats called diabetes my friend
There is actually an alternative view where humans could have this to cope with the increased food supply or evolved to be significantly resistant to tempting to eat sugar.
@@redsea1234 Really?
Person: * can’t feel pain*
Internal bleeding: I’m about to end this mans whole career
Not feeling pain is a bad decease because you can't feel when your you break a bone or having a heart problem.
Dreamtale Kat also you can’t feel when you have to shit
@@arpodyssey7913 no way really? hdyk :o
Actually you can’t feel internal bleeding anyway. Yes I know this was a joke but it makes no sense.
@@arpodyssey7913 now that a serious problem
They hit us with the “YOU” again
It’s like the 3rd time in a row now
It's so lame and predictable lol
You are the only one amongst 7 billion
Everyone is the only one amongst 7 billion
Yeah team rocket blasts again..
Yeah it’s pretty lame and boring 😒
Someone: Has pain immunity
Legos: *Heavy Breathing*
I certainly am not pain immune, but for some reason it doesn't hurt when I step on legos???
G
@BFBTimeBoi hi wanna become friends
@@ahmetmagara8236 no kid.
jk
@@iamwill1088 wut
Thanks my guy, the ending was wholesome All the time.
Everyone: "Hey, i want to be super strong and super fast"
Me: "Alcohol Immunity, eah!"
Actually alcohol immunity would suck. Imagine sitting at a party, spending £200 on alcohol just to get tipsy while all your friends are already mortal and having fun. You sit there thinking "they look like idiots" because you aren't drunk enough to join them. You would get jealous of people who can get tipsy off one glass of wine.
@@The_True_Dark_King I think you would still feel the same way, you just wouldnt die from a dose that would kill others
Bruh why I gotta be pain immunity I cant fell when I bleed sonic will get a fluke and die :( anyone know a cure
No auto brewery syndrome is better
@@fenfan4777 Unfortunately that's not how it works. Instead of being immune, it's like a huge resistance. (I haven't looked anything up, if you want to feel free to tell me the truth and I will leave my comments so all may know how stupid I am. XD) This means to drink as much as would kill a normal person, it wouldn't kill you but make you tipsy. It's to do with how fast your liver filters things I believe.
Fire Resistance: Exist
Minecraft Steve: Are you challenging me
Yes
I Don't Mine
Terraria players
Are you challenging me?
I understanded the joke but Steve needs to drink a potion to gain those powers.
Well atleast steve has super strength.
@@RodriHermo no, you don't?
R/whooosh
Having no gf for a decade
Me: Female Resistance
Well maybe dont sit in your moms basement all day and stop playing overwatch (weeb game) and go outside zoomer
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy ok boomer
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy boomer, get lost
@@mike.mentzers_top_guy (weeb game), btw
Haha, now wait for another decade to prove your resistance.
a lot of people dont realize, most if not all of these are genetic mutations, which are always bad. these are just some side effects from missing, or extra DNA. like the unbreakable bones one. it sounds amazing, but has a horrible side effect of early-onset osteoporosis
What's osterporosis
IQ 178 above What is its side effect
@@conciousness_7 I don’t think that’s genetics so maybe getting bullied at a school
@@whyops medical condition where ur bones become weak and fragile
@@conciousness_7 highly intelligent people tend to have a grim perspective of life and being misunderstood
“Freeze Resistance”: 1/420,000,000
FALSE. Every Russian man, woman, and child has this superpower.
All Polish people too. We don't even know what "freeze" means! xD
CO POWIEDZIAŁEŚ?
(Im Polish). I WILL FREEEEEZE YOU.
Oh ok
Milosaking. Polacy łączmy się
Spoko :-)
Fajnie wiedzieć, że jakiś polak jeszcze jest na zagranicznych kanałach.
Polski YT to trochę noo...
Poison resistance, freeze resistance, stuff: very rare
Steve: *pathetic*
@Gamer Ruffout Steve mama.
Saturn7896 oh ok
Gamer Ruffout ah, yes, a specimen that has never scraped the atmosphere of *M I N E C R A F T*
@Gamer Ruffout Bruh MINECRAFT
@Gamer Ruffout Stevie Wonder
Sleep deprivation immunity
Schools: every child is special, y'all got one of these
This is true af
r/memes
Our pre school teachers dont call us special unless we have a condition >:(
I am human calculator
Babita Deka oh cool my birthday is on June 8 can you tell me how many days left until my birthday
Teacher: Today is your math test, start writing the test. But you're not allowed to use a calculator.
Me: Of course not, why would I need to use a calculator when I have human calculator?
Lol
shit wasnt funny plz delete
He will take that away as well.
"Peoples with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours and awake normally"
Gamers: These are pathetic numbers
💀💀 bruh
I can sleep for just 1-3 hours
Schools: allow us to introduce ourselves
I have the first abilities (Short Sleeper (1/20))
@lewdmeat Ok now we're going into some serious shit
Me: who is this YOU guy? I want to talk to him
YOU: * Looks down from throne*
Woah Bros omg couldn’t breathe for a second 🤣
YOU is yourself. YOU are who you are.
AJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJJAAJAJJAJAJAJ
Matilda Ngallo Ah wow truly quite marvelous, I wonder. It’s a joke.
@@song49877 r/whooosh
I like how they add 'me' at the end just to make up about being disappointed that I have none of these
R/meirl
They actually do that on every video lol
😂
Fuck you!!
Luger 9 you too, just cause I have none of these doesn’t mean you get the right to say that about me or anyone.
... and man that disclaimer was a good idea because now you have just hit the 11 million views !
I think by this point the “you” ending counts as a running gag
a pretty bad one, but still a gag
Maybe this is just me but the 7 billion kinda annoys me. We're at 7.76 billion now, just round to 8 billion. ( i know it doesn't really matter )
UmpteenthReason I actually cried when I saw 144 IQ and above.
I HAVE 143 IQ
...3 replies?
S A Y N O T O D R U G S
@@horus3416 I have -234 IQ, try to beat that.
Video: YOU are the only person that can control your own life.
Kim Jung Un: *Wait, that’s illegal*
Or if you're married
@@nintendocore1037 even if you are married you can control your life
@@sillysamn because they can. You don't control their actions.
@@sillysamn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ He's funny I guess
I'm on season 2 btw so please don't spoil lol
@@sillysamn because he wants to
"People with this mutation can sleep 4-6 hours a day."
School: I dont know what sleep is
Sleep is a naturally recurring state of mind and body, characterized by altered consciousness, relatively inhibited sensory activity, reduced muscle activity and inhibition of nearly all voluntary muscles during rapid eye movement (REM) sleep,[1] and reduced interactions with surroundings.[2] It is distinguished from wakefulness by a decreased ability to react to stimuli, but more reactive than a coma or disorders of consciousness, with sleep displaying very different and active brain patterns.
Sleep occurs in repeating periods, in which the body alternates between two distinct modes: REM sleep and non-REM sleep. Although REM stands for "rapid eye movement", this mode of sleep has many other aspects, including virtual paralysis of the body. A well-known feature of sleep is the dream, an experience typically recounted in narrative form, which resembles waking life while in progress, but which usually can later be distinguished as fantasy. During sleep, most of the body's systems are in an anabolic state, helping to restore the immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems; these are vital processes that maintain mood, memory, and cognitive function, and play a large role in the function of the endocrine and immune systems.[3] The internal circadian clock promotes sleep daily at night. The diverse purposes and mechanisms of sleep are the subject of substantial ongoing research.[4] Sleep is a highly conserved behavior across animal evolution.[5]
Humans may suffer from various sleep disorders, including dyssomnias such as insomnia, hypersomnia, narcolepsy, and sleep apnea; parasomnias such as sleepwalking and Rapid eye movement sleep behavior disorder; bruxism; and circadian rhythm sleep disorders. The advent of artificial light has substantially altered sleep timing in industrialized countries.[6]
@@mariafe7050 wow you just directly copied it from Wikipedia huh
@Softie Her explaining what sleep is also part of the joke
@Softie well you didn t get his joke
I slept 4 hours for about 2 times, but I dont think it makes me one of those people
I actually have one that isn't on your list. I was getting an eyesight evaluation for my CDL and my eye doctor discovered that my eye sight range is actually higher than average.
Actually the story was kinda funny because it was just a normal evaluation until I kept stepping back to test HOW far my sight range REALLY was. Eventually I was out in the front of the lobby reading off letters. My buddies in training used to call me eagle eyes. Honestly I've always suspected it because I can read stuff from across the room with no problem. I also do the same thing with billboards.
wow
NASA can save a lot of money with You. 😃
I am the complete opposite, I can barely read something 50 centimeters in front of me with a normal sized font.
@@dtikvxcdgjbv7975 the trucking industry uses me instead. 🤣
@@Shin-mu7yc 🤣 is being nearly blind a superpower. 🤣
Probability of car crashing : 50%
Me : wont happen to me...
Prbability of getting superpowers : 0.09%
Me : I mean... You never know...
Right. I mean there still is a chance. Lol
Pretty much we dont.
Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
The only superpower you have a chance of getting us poison immunity but you have to get manuly sadly but let's be real who is going to poison you
What are you doing here sprite
Judge - You will be sentenced to the electric chair.
Electrical Immunity human - laughs
Judge: if so then ok
Shoot him!!
Judge: Then sentence him to be poisoned to death with injection
Guy is also poison immune: laughs even more
@@bamfingerguns2754 judge: then shoot him
The guy is aslo immune to pain: laugh even more and more
@@QuangBui-tx9on dude they still die
@@asifishan1221 just have every immunity possible with unbreakable bones
"Average person needs 7-9 hours of Sleep"
School: nah, three is enough
Two. Take it or leave it.
Boots Jew shut up
Excuse me, what is sleep?
@ still wonders why both dad and mum left...
lets stay with 2
I needed that thank you
"An average person requires 7 to 9 hours of sleep."
Schools: You dare oppose me mortal.
🤣🤣😂😂😂
My brain: FIGHT ME MY OWNER IS A NIGHT OWL THAT NEVER SLEEPS
There are 666 likes on this comment plz dont break it
@@Rio-kb9qe too late
Dat funnay
“Imagine laughing while being tortured”
Hardcore masochists:
Deku Midoriya me
Sounds like JOKER
yay a my hero academia fan
Me
Ew a MHA fan
"YOU, the only person that can control your life."
Chronic Illness: You sure about that?
My Uncle: Are you sure about that? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My mental illnesses: do you wanna bet?
@ white people that want to hurt you and your whole existence: u sure fam?
Thats also why it's only 7,700,000,000 instead of 7,700,000,000
school: yea...... right....
Someday, some year, a child will be born with every positive ability in this list and be insanely powerful.
Yes. This is possible, unlike for human genetic mutations, where one cant have cyclopia and green eyes at the same time, or when someone cant be left handed or dual handed at the same time.
then he'll be dead by foreign time travelers
Chance of having all powers: 1 in 3.03699 times 10 to the 180th power! This calculation does not include the weaker versions of superpowers like above 129 iq, photographic memory, or short sleep.
@@markimbing8018 We will all die before the human population reaches the hundred-billions. A person will never have all of these powers.
Reigarw: 1 in 70000000 people can sleep only 4 hours to fell rested
School: What? Everyone has this power
Well... not the well rest part...
Ur icon blurs upon movement
Speak for yourself. I feel like a Zombie without at least 7 hours of sleep. Especially on a school day!
Welp guess im special in something atlest
I think I might have 2,3,4,5,6hours of sleep every day and I feel real powered up and I don’t ever sleep in the days
"Heat Resistance" "Freeze Resistance" "Poison and Electric Resistance" are we live in Skyrim or what?
PHAHAHAHAHAHAG
Are wE lIvE iN
Imagine having all of them.
Alcholo
@@guntugakgun1924 i have all but 4 of them. 2 others I'm not sure of, 1 other I'm fairly certain I have, but have yet to confirm 100% certainty. but other than those 7, i have confirmed i have all of the rest of them.
the resistances i have all of, including pain resistance and dense bones. the fire resistance is the one I'm fairly certain of, but have not entirely confirmed 100% certainty.
Reigarw: You-the only person that can control your own life.
North Korean Government: Yes
Copied
@@bonedxddy no u
@@rotatingdiscohorsehead3143 no u no u
Me super nuts protection 1 to 10000000000000000000 chance ur balls don't feel pain that much
it’s ok they don’t have internet in north korea
At the end of the thing that made my day thanks man😊
Someone : **has Pain Immunity**
Legos : Allow us to introduce ourselves
I feel pain but i laugth every time
Legos being painful is hella overrated. Y’all are just some pussies
@@kujojotaro4579 me too xD
That guy: laughs while being tortured
It means bufning your hand without feeling anything even if it melt
"1 in 20 people are short sleepers"
high school students: are we a joke to you?
Also college students bruh
Also there is no one with super speed
@@alop56 We don't know that. Maybe they're not yet discovered. 🤷🏻
@@alop56 What about Usain Bolt he ran the 100m in 9 second and the caption said "anyone who can run/break the 100m under 10s".
But I dont even sleep
Parent: "don't go outside without supervision"
Kid with super vision: *yes*
DAMN
200 IQ joke
With Gene editing.... Soon
L0nelyqvrl We found the 1 in 10,000,000 prodigy
Lol 😂😂👍
3:02 Thank you for reminding me.💛
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
Human calculator: *exists*
Teacher: so you have chosen death.
Battlefront 2 fan?
FHSxToZ-YT shut up nerd
No it means it means you can say answers faster than calculators
@@KicksPregnantWomen why don't you
Power to check my playlist:
1 in 3B
Power to click on the link
ua-cam.com/video/kx5TWKPE5sU/v-deo.html
1 in 7B
Prove yourself now.
Alcohol immunity: *exists*
Russians: I'll take your entire stock
You seem to forget about the irish
@@eggistopia9013 Germans, French, or probably Europeans in general.
@@life_is_a_myth Nah, it is more of a cultural thing. Germans drink beer, French drink vine, Irish drink whiskey, Russians drink vodka. And it is not only Russians, but Polish, Ukrainian etc.
@@penev.p still Europeans do consume a lot of alcohol.
Coronavirus: I am going to end this people's whole cerrer
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test.
Human calculators: suicide
Dark. I like it.
@yvxc_. yesss me to hahaha
Funny but it wouldbe been better if you said
Teacher: calculators are not allowed in this test
Human calculator: exists
Teacher: *so you have chosen death*
Edit: the most likes i ever had, thx for 10
Pretty good but this would be better ( not taking credit)
Human calculators: FREE!
just walk out the door
me :has sleep deprivation immunity *wakes up at 4:10 in the morning and feels refreshed*
Okay but the “YOU” parts are hella positive/wholesome
Ooh deltarune
More motivation then the videos they show at school
Yup me rare sleeping all days eating playing at least i am fit
I agree. Very positive and wholesome.
They pulled the old “YOU” trick again
Yeah I hate that
God almost all vids he or she does at the end the say you which nice but old and now annoying
They're trying to make people feel better about themselves, don't have to hate on them when they just wanna make someone's day.
@@DJ-rf9yq me too
It was a joke didn’t mean to be mean
« An average person needs 7 to 9 hours of sleep »
School : *3 take it or leave it*
"There's three, actually."
Short sleepers: _laugh in superhumans_
@HD PLAST r/woooosh
@HD PLAST its a subreddit on an app called Reddit. People use it for telling stories and showing pictures of people who didn't get a joke.
Secret633 Gamer i feel you
Would 96 on a pacer be high endurance?
"only you can control yourself"
My mom: we don't do that here
"Well i fooking do"
Tom shelby
😂😂
ye, same :(
**le cry**
I can control my self my parents just puppeteer my actions
My mom too
Most rare mutation "you"
My clone watching this: Say sike right now.
Say sike right now.
They called him a madman...
there's a very rare possibility that ur clone watches this UA-cam channel
Salt
My clone: laughing with scientific sounds
Teachers: no calculator in the test
Human calculator: gets out of the class
Ahahaha
The class 😐😑😐
"No calculator"
Human calctuor is still allowed. Teacher said no ( real calc)
Meaning the eletronics calctutour is not allowed
Me as short sleeper: 6 hours of sleep? OH FUCK *runs an entire mile to school*
Rarest Mutations Last Mutation: *YOU*
Me: of course I got rejected without asking her out *HA*
how
?
It's not that rare :')
1 in 15 septillion: can guess what their girlfriend wants to eat
True lmao
I need to have that girlfriend first tho
Okay I know you’re joking. Those people don’t exist.
600 IQ
It`s probably a joke, but i don`t even think so many people have yet existed.
I think the number of humans that ever existed is closer to 7 Quintillion(10/30).
So in that way that person still doesn`t exist.
“The average person needs 7-9 hours of sleep”
Schools: “Three, take it or leave it”
Universities: “By the time I’m done, that number goes down to zero”
Nice copy bro its just 1:1 the same begging for likes nice
@@moritzbacker6892 hes not begging for likes tho
@@TheDefaultsSeriesFN he copied a comment with over 900 likes what is it if not trying to get likes haha
Should gene editing become widespread there is no doubt the working day would skyrocket with people only needing to sleep 4 hours
Schools:
we ride at dawn bitches
Now Imagine all of these rolled up into one Single Human Being.
You: Being the only person able to control your life
My Parents: Oh, I don't think so
Wtf is your profile picture lmao
it do be like that
Pikachu has a di-
Your profile picture makes me wanna bleach my eyes
Poor u :(
Short sleeper frequency: All of students in final exam weeks
I am one naturraly 5 am where are the birds
Imma be honest that's me
@@chickeninabox same I sleep at 10pm and woke up at 5
Hello Pickle Rick
isn't that 7?
1 in 45 quintillion: *being able to know who is walking in the hallway by memorizing their step pattern*
Danayyy Toph from Avatar lol
I think FNaF 4 players have that power
I memorized my family walk pattern and the way they cough :D
@@peterklein1347 and every Kung Fu Masters in Movies
I memorized my family step pattern
im one of the very few with sleep deprivation immunity and its honestly not half bad
Me too
of course
I wish I had it, that'd be awesome lol
Me too
I often sleep for only 4-7 hours and it feels great
YOU
The only person that can control your own life
School: Yes, but actually no
Т_Т
That's just the government in general
@ we should just remove your unfunny ass from youtube
Leonard M I mean, you kind of don't want to die though. Plus that hasn't been since Vietnam since people have been drafted.
Parents:
You're Special, you're not like any other children.
Also Parents:
_You need to go to school to be normal like other children._
Video: 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance of Alcoh-
Russians who use vodka in their cereal: Imma stop you right there.
Кто-то сказал:„Русские"?!
I might have the alcohol immunity power. Have had alcohol in amounts that would have killed most people many times. When its over 3-4 BAC.. some people pass out, puke etc with 2 BAC. I get just get more crazy and energized. 2 and 4 BAC is about the same. Highest ive been was about 7 BAC. Im careful now after that event tho, as its not good. But yes many Russians drink extreme amounts almost daily so i guess its more common some places maybe.
Nord: Valhalla!
@@Gersemi_Trader woah
*1 in 1 000 000 000 not 1 in 1 000 000 😉
Alcohol Immunity
Russians
*Let us introduce ourselves*
allow us to introduce ourselves
You better not be talking about the vodka, I drink.
Andre the giant would drink the entire Russian population under the table if he was still around
latin america exists too
In soviet russia vodka drinks you
Shoutout to the legendary uploader who went nick fury mode and searched for all these superheroes.
After seeing this:
That one kid:
oMg i hAvE eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe
Exactly
Oi lil kid try sticking a fork in the outlet if you really have "eLeCtrIc rEsIStAnCe"
@@blackdemon1077 Damn XD
@@1P0WER1 Oop
Impossible... Everyone dies in electrical.
"Imagine laughing when being tortured" - Oh, sweetheart...That's called tickling.
copied
The punisher
@@a4dtesseract408 Nah
That make a lot of sense
Oh heck ur right
"1 in 20: Short Sleeper: Being able to sleep for 6 hours and feel rested"
Gen Z who got used to the schedule of sleeping late: Am I a joke to you?
Well it is one in 20. It is not that rare.
Me being never sleepy and went a week without sleep (this is true...) : Am I a joke to you?
Shit, I get 3 hours of sleep commonly staying up till 3:30 in the morning and waking up at 6:30 for school.
mac34677 Same, only way I really get free time.
ok boomer
Me sleeping for 4 hours:🗿
I like how the last power is “you” and not “being you”
-Hey what’s your superpower?
-Me
Random guy:hey do you have any superpowers?
Me:Yeah my super power is you.
@@scapapoodlypaddledoo4847
Random Guy: smooth
Me.
My power is a 1 acre purple aura that makes the weeds unstoppable like that one scene in MLPEG legends of everfree where some girl makes a giant brambles grow around everyone. I’ve only seen that one clip and it is an accurate way to represent my powers in cartoon form and the clip is available on UA-cam
Wait, I don't get it...
Ah yes, the four elements: Fire, Ice, Poison, B E E R
Yep
And electricity
Yes
Don’t forget earth
ELECTRIC
Superpowers: YOU
"Don't do that. Don't give me hope."
I can feel pain 10x more than the average person. I am the ultimate sensor.
@@BraveLilToastylol😂🤣
@@BraveLilToasty i can feel it even if someone touched me im suuuper
@@BraveLilToasty _bruh_ I uave the opposite of cold and pain resistance XD
Walking super quiet
The 5 powers, fire , ice , electricity , poison, and ALCOHOL
“sleep deprivation immunity”
me: ahah i wish i had that
also me: stays up until 5 am and has to wake up at 6 am and that’s probably the reason i have sleep deprivation
Same I’m always tired
i went about 4 years with getting only 3-6 hours of sleep every night without starting to feel sleepy.
@@pieterdegieter7081 im here too at half past 6 am while having not slept at all xd
Pieter Landuyt lol What country are you at I’m in Canada and it’s only 11 pm I think I lost Track of time
No you need to feel like you got enough rest
People: are you left handed or right handed?
The Dual handed kid: *_Y E S_*
I am dual handed.
I'm also dual handed, just that I tend to use my right hand more than my left, but can write with both hands.
@@centauria9122 dual handed means u use ur two hands almost all the time and, uhh you dont feel the annoyance of using left hand. So your right handed, probably
I will be dual handed
@@halloffame4877 With training or without training?
"Ah yes, how do we present a super-sized human?"
"DECAPITATE HIM"
the head : heh im a giant bowling ball
the others : OH GOD IM GONNA DIE
May we invite Gru?
So no head?
@@danyalfarkhan3289*Confusion*
“Imagine laughing while being tortured”
tickling: am I a joke to you?
Scientists: kids need 7-9 hours of sleep
Schools: we don't do that here
The one short sleeper in the class:
Everyone ia a short sleeper during their studency.
APOLLO52 _ I’m 10 minutes of sleep and I can go about 12 hours and during school I’ll go sleep whenever I want tests lessons detentions
I sleep in flex which idk if you have but morning study hall basically
The one kid who's immune to sleep deprivation: Parry this you [beep]ing casual
Umm
Short sleeper: *can sleep 4-6 hours*
Student: observe.
underated as hell. deserves more likes
LOL 😂
I have a ability that i can sleep in 4am and wake up at 5am without feeling sleepy wtf!!
Londa Londa
Maybe you’re an ultra rare breed that isn’t even on the charts yet 🧐
Hmm.. how about not sleeping at all for 5 days and feeling alright? I seemed to go through that.
“YOU! the only person that can control hour own life”
the government and market: allow us to introduce ourselves
Father: Prepare for trouble-
Mother: And make it double!
Well can they control yourself, you follow them but you can also not follow
Strutting Fracker likes Crackers you copied that from Pokémon 😂 lol
It’s the quote from team rocket
Future children: to protect the world from ever waking
I have my own life control and freeze resistange
And short sleeper
I never knew this time line video would
Have a life lesson at the End.
What if there are more people with super-resistance, but they don’t even know it because they refuse to put themselves in danger?
^
yeah like people might have alcohol or electricity resistance etc. but they might've never been in contact with electricity or had alcohol
@@snorka1029 i remember getting electrocuted twice by a powerboard when i was younger, at first i thought it hurt because naturally it pinches you but then i realized it wasn't so bad and wanted more
@@dewaynebass9215 how did you find out then
@@falcongamer58 One word: Dogs
Video: YOU are the only person that can control your own life
Mom, School, and Government: LMAO
Tbh I hate homework because once we get home it's supposed to be time for school to be over and a break where we don't have to worry about school for the rest of the day... but then they give us SCHOOL at HOME even after we spent like 8 HOURS in school already.
@@jonly38 In school you learn. In home you study what you learn. But... here in my country, school is just about 5:30 hours a day. Or in the morning period or on afternoon (you chose).
It must really sucks been at school all the fucking day, like you'd be in a full time job.
@@Joao-ur7ey well they sent us to investigate shit that they could have teached us and then studied but no 25 pages of shit that i just copied and pasted with a pen and ONE personal opinion on everything
_Marielle_ You fool.
@@jonly38 Be grateful that you're fortunate enough to be going to school. There are people who would kill to have an education. Stop complaining.
Above 144 IQ
1 in 600
Literally 80% of internet: lol i have this
I have this
Then solve the puzzle at 0:35
Test Fortester the answer is salmon
I go with D, does someone know the answer?
every mobile legends player in Philippines has that, hahahaha
Short sleeper:-is on the list-
Every college student:"maybe I have superpowers"
My super power is having the ability to disappoint everyone around me by just simply doing nothing
This comment is such a disappointment 😐
or maybe its the fact that you poop on peoples cars.
Bruh same
Same
sad
*police uses taser on electric resistance person
Police: Is this taser broken or something?
*Tries it on himself
Or pain immunity
Well, Even if you have pain immunity, The taser will still have effects on your body and some parts of your nervous system. (Correct me if i’m wrong btw)
@@dragundev Little wrong...i saw a vid of a policeman tasing himself on his forearm while talking normally ,he was normal he said human can just ignore the effect of taser with a strong enough will....in electrobooms vid, have said that the way they show tasing in movie: is wrong...he said as soon as the shock is withdrawn u will be normal unless the voltage was very high! which is not the case with tasers...in reality taser doesnot stop Electrocuting u until u stop it
@@kingr.p.s_4203 Thank you for correcting me! That's quite fascinating. :D
This is the first time I had a good laugh at a comment. Hats off to you sir, that was excellent. Best comment I've seen in a while!
"...People that rest with only 4 hours of sleep"
Gamers: Pathetic.
Johnny , do not do that
i rest for 1 seconds bcuz school
Wow just gonna copy the front comment
@@thescarytransperson you need a basic education for saying 1 seconds
According to high schoolers on reddit they don't even get 4 hours
I just realized then I can remember my baby self and 3 year old self.
*Photograph memory*
Sleep Deprevation Immunity: *exists*
Schools giving homework: I raised that boy
Lol, Yato is ur profile picture
I have sleep deprivation immunity (I’m pretty sure because I’ve only slept for 3-4 hours a day for a couple months now) and I don’t feel tired so this is what I do. My homework in the middle of the night.
@@WispPrim same but i still feel sleepy when i don't sleep for 2 and half a day
@@WispPrim I don't do my homework but I'm also like that.
I do my homework in school
I never got to choose these while making my character wtf
Nah thats because of reality update 2.20 where you cant select these anymore or do 2.19 memes
Wait...I got the 2.18.4 update....
Same
they leaked it so you can do it in the 70s
People with these character mods hacked the character creator to add custom effects.
“You are the only one that can change your life!”
My FBI agent: “Laughs in power”
MUHAMMAD HARRAZ BIN MOHAMMED HUZAIMI - honestly same
Honestly y’all just remember me when I die from the corona virus
FBI: Who decided that?!
Yui Nurahilyon LMAO 😂
Why fbi? You think they care for just one individual?
The music makes it 20x more creepier
What I have (most common to rarest):
Above 129 IQ (150)
Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD, it’s not on here though, it’s on a different video 😢)
Dual Handed
Super vision
Above 144 IQ (150)
Photographic Memory (im 22 ok)
HIV/AIDS Immunity (my dad had this)
Joint Dislocation
Super Tasters
Human Calculator (only with the math 😂)
Music Prodigy
Art Prodigy
Low Oxygen Resistance (my mom had this)
Super Speed (around 23.5 mph)
Perfect Memory (goes back to 2005)
Super Vocal Range (up to octave 6)
And uhh that’s about it
Disclaimer: if you have any of these,like the comment and I’ll donate $20 to cancer charities worldwide per 10 likes (not begging)
Complete BS, stop lying to yourself kiddo
...seriously
"Imagine laughing when being tortured"
Joker: Hold my beer
More like hold my lipstick
@@saimahaychNo it should be "Hold my steps I'm going to take which will lead me to getting hit by a car"
Hold my smile
imagine torturing someone and instead of crying they just climax and ask for more
Never start with the head, can't feel the next hit---- see?
Human calculator:"**exists**"
Teacher:"What is 0 Divided by 0?"
Human calculator:" *an error has occured* "
Lol
The answer for x divided by 0 is always infinity since diving is just subtraction until you hit the closest number to 0 and can't divide more hence subtracting 0 from any number will always count to infinity
@@myspeed8707 yes, my bad
“indeterminate”
Dude you killed him
The world: ends
Devil: Welcome to Hell!
The 1 in 700M with Heat resistance:
Think Again.
God : hehehehehehe
Devil: then eat pain
Boy didn’t you read Dante’s inferno? Hell is cold as shit
@@Nightcaputy people with the 1 in 350m pain immunity: umm think agian and harder
The person who has Heat, Pain and Electric Resistance : What
Video: you are the only person who can control your own life 3:04 // mom:GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!