Probability Comparison: Death

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2024

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  • @reigarw
    @reigarw  4 роки тому +17046

    Here's a sneak peak of Probability Comparison Gaming:

    Video Games:
    1) Finding a Shiny Pokemon in *Pokemon Sword & Shield: 1 in 4096*
    2) Legendary Snow Launcher in a *Fortnite* Chest: *1 in 7576*

    3) Baby Chicken Jockey Spawn in *Minecraft: 1 in 160,000*

    4) Finding a Spinda horde battle in *Pokemon X/Y* where all five Spinda are shiny, have perfect IVs, a beneficial nature, their hidden ability, and identical spot patterns. *1 in 9.9 X 10^127*
    5) Finding a Slime Staff in *Terraria: 1 in 10,000*
    6) Rarest Lootbox Item (Checkered Cloth Mask) in *PUBG: 1 in 10,000*
    7) Finding a 6IV Pokemon in *Pokemon Sword/Shield: 1 in 888,000,000*
    8) Finding a Max CP Pokemon in *Pokemon GO: 1 in 4096*
    9) Same Spinda Pattern in *Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire* (Suggested by Oscar Ramirez): *1 in 4,300,000,000*
    10) Left-handed leader baby villager chicken jockey that can pick up items, has full diamond gear, each part enchanted at level 8, an iron sword enchanted at the same level, on Halloween. In *Minecraft* (Suggested by Hariz Channel): *1 in 5.02 X 10^34*

    11) 94% Sham drop in *Borderlands 2* (Suggested by Major Noob): *1 in 24,000*
    12) Shiny Giant Robot in *Roblox* (Suggested by Neoh Timo Herzog): *1 in 1,000,000,000 (?)*
    13) Mythic Goldfish in Fortnite (Suggested by Adrian Pena): *1 in 1,000,000 (?)*
    14) Golden Frying Pan in *Team Fortress 2* (Suggested by Burned Bob): *1 in 10,000*
    15) Secret Reload Animation in *Battlefield 4* (Suggested by Alon Devil): *1 in 10,000*

    16) Golden Freddie Kill Screen in *FNAF* (Suggested by Anthony Matino): *1 in 100,000*

    17) Pink Sheep in *Minecraft* (Suggested by TheEpicGamer22): *1 in 610*

    18) 5 Legendary Cards in *Hearthstone* (Suggested by Lucas O): *1 in 1,000,000*

    19) 5 Golden Legendary Cards *Hearthstone: 1 in 3,200,000,000*
    20) 5 Exodia Cards in 40 deck draw in *Yugioh* (Suggested by StriiderEclipse): *1 in 658,000*
    21) 8 Legendary Cards in Kit Box in *Asphalt 8: 1 in 17,000,000,000,000*
    22) Seitengrat drop in *Final Fantasy XII: 1 in 10,000*
    23) Australiam Drop in *Team Fortress 2* (Suggested by Asmallwhitefeather): *1 in 213 (?)*
    24) Cobra Drop (Burner) in *Borderlands 2* (Suggested by Marc Oliver Lacasse): *1 in 14,700*

    25) Ender Portal with 12 Ender Eyes in *Minecraft* (Suggested by Diogo David): *1 in 10,000,000,000*

    26) Generating 2 Same worlds in *Minecraft* (Suggested by Kotzpenne): *1 in 1.84 X 10^19*

    27) Generating 2 same map in *Hero's of Magic and Mines* (Suggested by Erwin Rommel): *1 in 100,000 (?)*
    28) Generating 2 same planets in *No Man's Sky: 1 in 3.4 X 10^38*
    29) Shadow Dye in *Runescape* (Suggested by Baten Kaitos): *1 in 15,360*

    30) Dragon Lore Drop in *Counter Strike GO* (Suggested by Kenjn Qwerty): *1 in 250,000*

    31) Clearing Expert by Random clicks in *Minesweeper: 1 in 4.45 X 10^105*
    Physical Games:
    Land on heads in Coin Flip: *1 in 2*
    Land on side Coin Flip: *1 in 6000*

    Roll a 6 on a Dice: *1 in 6*
    3X3 Rubik Cube Random Solve: *1 in 4.32 X 10^19*
    1 player complete suit in Bridge: *1 in 2.23 X 10^27*
    4 players complete suit in Bridge: *1 in 39,600,000,000*
    52 cards exact shuffle randomly: *1 in 8.07 X 10^67*
    20/20 Matches in Keno: *1 in 3.53 X 10^18*
    Royal Flush in Poker: *1 in 649,740*

    Straight Flush in Poker: *1 in 72,192*

    Four of a Kind in Poker: *1 in 4165*
    Flush in Poker: *1 in 508*

    Straight in Poker: *1 in 204*

    Some popular games missing are: Dota, Diablo, Fallout, Arc, Rainbow Siege, Mario etc (Comment if you have some nice probabilities!)
    Still work in progress, many more events will be revealed in the video itself. Do help to check in case it may be wrong and comment more items/event & their probabilities to add on to the list. Much appreciated!
    Edit: Tried bolding to make it easier to see, but it is still messy... Anyone knows why the * does not bold some stuff? Thanks Ibong Adarna & IZK, it got settled :)

    • @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670
      @hamsterbrehbruhbreh1670 4 роки тому +73

      No1. E

    • @juanlucio1863
      @juanlucio1863 4 роки тому +120

      someone got the 1 in 1 billion ..

    • @jdf7149
      @jdf7149 4 роки тому +89

      I'VE GOTTEN A SLIME STAFF

    • @jdf7149
      @jdf7149 4 роки тому +32

      Btw * doesn't work because you put a space in some I think

    • @TheJZKguy
      @TheJZKguy 4 роки тому +31

      *it doesn't work if you space in it *
      *like that one lol*

  • @sicklerr2365
    @sicklerr2365 4 роки тому +26399

    dying of old age is like dying of not dying

  • @novit101
    @novit101 4 роки тому +8789

    This poor stickman has endured all the deaths.

    • @spkzfaith9680
      @spkzfaith9680 4 роки тому +173

      Lived a -good- treacherous life 😞

    • @ree_dirt
      @ree_dirt 4 роки тому +120

      The stick man : *Why am I the test of the sieanse*

    • @ProfitPioneers0
      @ProfitPioneers0 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @Galacticlol
      @Galacticlol 4 роки тому +122

      hey at least he had sex like in the video

    • @petarminic7294
      @petarminic7294 4 роки тому +24

      @@Galacticlol LOL

  • @larsvansweevelt5794
    @larsvansweevelt5794 4 роки тому +17928

    We all know the most common death is falling in lava and losing all your diamonds

    • @Jack_OutsideTheBox
      @Jack_OutsideTheBox 4 роки тому +140

      don’t pay attention to this comment, I was salty after losing a ton of emeralds

    • @herobrinevidal2726
      @herobrinevidal2726 4 роки тому +304

      So we are back in Minecraft ヾ( ●ω●)/

    • @tuviluvi756
      @tuviluvi756 4 роки тому +173

      Creeperr

    • @tuviluvi756
      @tuviluvi756 4 роки тому +103

      @Kültürlü Gamer So we back in the mine

    • @jimmyfromm9537
      @jimmyfromm9537 4 роки тому +60

      Larske23 I’m gonna play Minecraft because of this comment

  • @bennettknox137
    @bennettknox137 2 роки тому +759

    I almost got struck by lightning last night, me and my cousin were outside and he noticed my hair was sticking straight up. It took me a second but we BOOKED it to our grandparents house (we were both staying there last night and they live across from a church and we were in the parking lot) after we had gotten inside (about 40 seconds later) lightning struck the spot I was standing..I will never forget that. My cousin saved my life.

    • @doodlemom23
      @doodlemom23 2 роки тому +3

      @KKTF KirkTimeYesLuigiFan2006No bro?

    • @corgimations
      @corgimations 2 роки тому +5

      @KKTF KirkTimeYesLuigiFan2006No u ok man? u need help?

    • @monolinny1817
      @monolinny1817 2 роки тому +29

      54 mins ago, nice.
      Btw glad u survived

    • @chaoticrin
      @chaoticrin 2 роки тому +12

      Sounds like cap but oh well

    • @litiquare9805
      @litiquare9805 2 роки тому +1

      @LUIGIFAN2006 THE MOST ACCURATE wth

  • @TrippyToadTV
    @TrippyToadTV 4 роки тому +6530

    Do you think it's a bit fucked up that we all have seen our future death come up at some point in this video

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 4 роки тому +2583

    Death by Banana Peel
    *Odds increase if you're a character on Mario Kart*

    • @bibule
      @bibule 4 роки тому +30

      LMAO but we can't die in Mario Kart

    • @antoniocarracedo5486
      @antoniocarracedo5486 4 роки тому +19

      Gabriela Chang Ping-Nions It’s a joke

    • @bibule
      @bibule 4 роки тому +9

      @@antoniocarracedo5486 I know

    • @Jo-nb9eb
      @Jo-nb9eb 4 роки тому +13

      Gabriela Chang Ping-Nions you dont know

    • @bibule
      @bibule 4 роки тому +3

      @@Jo-nb9eb I do know so shut up

  • @AndroxVT
    @AndroxVT 4 роки тому +2721

    Just imagine to be the lucky guy to be killed by Space Debris for the first time in history

    • @kristofer1004
      @kristofer1004 4 роки тому +178

      I dont see how was he lucky unless he was suicidal anyway

    • @hibuddy2768
      @hibuddy2768 4 роки тому +175

      Lucky just refers to the chance of it happening. I don’t think he/she meant good luck

    • @0range_panda982
      @0range_panda982 4 роки тому +26

      he really pushed his luck

    • @rumi8307
      @rumi8307 4 роки тому +21

      (Un)Lucky

    • @CavCave
      @CavCave 4 роки тому +29

      Unfortunately that seems to be the only world record I will ever achieve in my entire life.
      _cri_

  • @laverdadnosecomoponerme-si699
    @laverdadnosecomoponerme-si699 2 роки тому +31

    “1 in 1 probability: Death someday”
    Elijah: I didn’t see that coming.

  • @Sw33tG4mer
    @Sw33tG4mer 4 роки тому +1891

    Death by: Banana peel
    Mario kart players: *nervous sweating*

    • @darrenscott174
      @darrenscott174 4 роки тому +7

      3Dv1n G4mer I’m lucky because, in my among us universe, it’s kill and be murdered in space but none include banana peels, we sometimes where them lmao

    • @HansVinlin
      @HansVinlin 4 роки тому +6

      what about a blue shell?

    • @darrenscott174
      @darrenscott174 4 роки тому +1

      @Abdullahi Abdirizak that’s correct, so those are the ONLY two ways I’ll.......
      *..........die............*

    • @Laytoonnplayz1437
      @Laytoonnplayz1437 4 роки тому

      @Abdullahi Abdirizak and twisting the neck around which is pretty aggressive

    • @keishajungay5121
      @keishajungay5121 3 роки тому

      THIS IS NO DEATH THIS IS MURDER

  • @f-22araptoryamato26
    @f-22araptoryamato26 4 роки тому +6982

    I feel bad for the guy who died from a banana peel

    • @theproindagames9387
      @theproindagames9387 4 роки тому +438

      The guy that died from an orange peel had just survived falling in the niagara falls inside a tank

    • @frostar7377
      @frostar7377 4 роки тому +344

      I feel Bad For the person who died fappimg

    • @valentingadras1518
      @valentingadras1518 4 роки тому +71

      @@frostar7377 the people

    • @lerezal8440
      @lerezal8440 4 роки тому +9

      xD

    • @jesse8028
      @jesse8028 4 роки тому +28

      @@roadrollarequiem8560 look it up

  • @egoknot7760
    @egoknot7760 4 роки тому +2195

    “How to die”
    Google: *Suicide helpline*
    Bing:

    • @kaaidann
      @kaaidann 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @kylekent3997
      @kylekent3997 4 роки тому +1

      Boom! You're looking for this?

    • @anakyangbudiman8497
      @anakyangbudiman8497 4 роки тому +62

      Google : "Dont do it, I love you"
      Bing : "Shotgun"

    • @egoknot7760
      @egoknot7760 4 роки тому +2

      Diego Flor lmao some poison came up

    • @sabus1265
      @sabus1265 4 роки тому +6

      DuckDuckGo: Suicide Porn

  • @RogerPeerson
    @RogerPeerson Рік тому +35

    Great video, Reigarw Comparisons! It's so interesting to see the probability comparison between death and other factors. As someone who is driven to succeed and challenge himself, I can really appreciate the data used in this video and the way it was presented. Keep up the amazing work!

  • @hororofan
    @hororofan 4 роки тому +3476

    Yes

  • @Tyretes
    @Tyretes 4 роки тому +12759

    Thanos snap
    1/2 chance

  • @DoYaRememberMe
    @DoYaRememberMe 4 роки тому +1241

    “Fapping” I-
    The “Your odds increase if you are forever alone” part isn’t really helping either

    • @heatherhutchinson8740
      @heatherhutchinson8740 4 роки тому +20

      Best profile pic

    • @sickaffair
      @sickaffair 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh is that Brendon Urie lmaoo

    • @wahoofatshit
      @wahoofatshit 4 роки тому +33

      I’m going to hide under this comment but
      Seriously did anyone actually die from that lol

    • @simulacram_
      @simulacram_ 4 роки тому +62

      It makes it funnier when you realize there's a higher chance to die during Sex

    • @wahoofatshit
      @wahoofatshit 4 роки тому +4

      Finest Balance you’re actually right lol

  • @techtube2680
    @techtube2680 2 роки тому +46

    this is insane. i lost my great aunt when she died at 17 in a plane crash in peru. they were flying in the mountains and there was a huge one and they couldnt go up so they crashed 😔

    • @eliezerromeolagumbay7738
      @eliezerromeolagumbay7738 2 роки тому +4

      Im sorry for your loss 🥺💔

    • @eapen7297
      @eapen7297 2 роки тому +2

      the pilot thought it was flight simulater😄😄 but in all seriousness I'm sorry for your loss

    • @Omi_141
      @Omi_141 2 роки тому +4

      aaaaaaw that sad :(

    • @jackrodrixd
      @jackrodrixd Рік тому

      Que pena crack

    • @adrielsoriano
      @adrielsoriano 11 місяців тому

      Shit man you must be really sad

  • @teddyalltop711
    @teddyalltop711 4 роки тому +2016

    I fell scared a little knowing a fricken Banana Peel has a higher chance of killing me than Space Debris

    • @nanuser420
      @nanuser420 4 роки тому +50

      Still only one person ever has died of banana peel

    • @ismaelvideos8293
      @ismaelvideos8293 4 роки тому +46

      Also a banana peel is less often than space debris. Also let us have a F and a bruh moment for the 2 people that died of a banana and a orange peel

    • @nanuser420
      @nanuser420 4 роки тому +5

      @@ismaelvideos8293 no it said it's more often than space debris, except if you mean a meteor by space debris and not space junk. But overall no one is going to die of space junk

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 4 роки тому +7

      this ratio goes up dramatically if the banana in question originated from space and strikes you at the speed of an asteroid

    • @judabug323
      @judabug323 4 роки тому +5

      But it makes me even more scared that there’s a 1in 7 chance of dying from cancer and a 1 in 6 chance I would die from a heart disease.

  • @icefenix7692
    @icefenix7692 4 роки тому +18323

    Make a *Phobia* *probability* around the world

    • @swirlyz8249
      @swirlyz8249 4 роки тому +88

      Yeah

    • @ness1207
      @ness1207 4 роки тому +341

      I’m pretty sure Nyctophobia ( fear of the dark) and Coulrophobia ( fear of clowns ) will most likely be on the list, as well as the following : Abultophobia (fear of bathing) Barophobia (fear of gravity) Cacophobia (fear of ugliness) Didaskaleionphobia (fear of going to school) Ecophobia (fear of home) Febriphobia (fear of fever) Galeophobia (fear of cats) Hadephobia (fear of hell) Ichthyophobia (fear of fish) Judeophobia (fear of Jews) Koinoniphobia (fear of rooms) Lyssophobia (fear of rabies) Melophobia (fear of hate/music) Nostophobia (fear of going back home) Oenophobia (fear of wines) Phobophobia (fear of phobias)
      Quintaphobia (fear of the number 5)
      Scelerophobia (fear of bad men)
      Tachophobia (fear of speed)
      Urophobia (fear of urinating)
      Vitricophobia (fear of step-fathers)
      Walloonphobia (fear of the walloons)
      Xenophobia (fear of strangers)
      Yrnophobia (fear of contrastment) and
      Zelophobia (fear of jealousy)
      Edit : forgot Acrophobia for some reason.
      Edit 2: forgot Acrophobia because yes
      Edit 3: I tried to not include any obvious phobias on the example list, just trying to clear up any further confusion

    • @oensi
      @oensi 4 роки тому +209

      @@ness1207 Most likely Trypophphobia will make it on there as well.

    • @veorangejuice733
      @veorangejuice733 4 роки тому +90

      I have a phobia of spooders

    • @ryandr4714
      @ryandr4714 4 роки тому +15

      This is a goo idea

  • @homelesscheeese
    @homelesscheeese 4 роки тому +1819

    So there's a 1 in 4240 probability that my furniture wants to kill me...

    • @andgames9805
      @andgames9805 4 роки тому +141

      KILL THEM BEFORE THEY KILL YOU

    • @Aeyaoo_11
      @Aeyaoo_11 4 роки тому +47

      stab your furniture

    • @mystery8093
      @mystery8093 4 роки тому +47

      *_Who Gives A Knife To A Chair?_*

    • @Kezzzk
      @Kezzzk 4 роки тому +54

      Except if you have 4240 of them. Then the probability is 1/1

    • @cecilglowalfostar5328
      @cecilglowalfostar5328 4 роки тому +15

      @@Kezzzk seem legit

  • @v1ospam
    @v1ospam 2 роки тому +19

    Wow. The last one was VERY helpful.

  • @rollingpeacefully1524
    @rollingpeacefully1524 4 роки тому +1528

    “So how did he die?”
    *Banana peel*

  • @henri7605
    @henri7605 4 роки тому +1800

    No one will talk about that sex kills more people than sharp objects?

    • @ugladden
      @ugladden 4 роки тому +150

      I wonder if stds are taken into that account

    • @Pablo-fk3tn
      @Pablo-fk3tn 4 роки тому +97

      I will live for ever

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 роки тому +12

      USA in Hiroshima history .
      Lol

    • @noone-ye9ul
      @noone-ye9ul 4 роки тому +26

      Sex kills more people than sharp objects

    • @GNOLEB
      @GNOLEB 4 роки тому +6

      Edgy Boy ~ that reminds me of the robot chicken skit with the old lady killing her partner with sex

  • @sushipaws30
    @sushipaws30 4 роки тому +2019

    "1/1: Death Someday"
    Me: *_hmm yes the floor here is made of floor_*

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 4 роки тому +33

      And Death Here Is Made Of Death

    • @ItzJezze
      @ItzJezze 4 роки тому +10

      and our wiFi is made of potatoe!

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 4 роки тому +11

      I'm just here to tell you that if you wanted your name to be "I am a furry" in Japanese, you failed lol. It means, "I am fur."
      Edit: He changed his username now lol

    • @rusbelosorio3269
      @rusbelosorio3269 4 роки тому

      VGM playZ OMG BITCH

    • @rusbelosorio3269
      @rusbelosorio3269 4 роки тому

      VGM playZ BITCH LASAGNA'D

  • @ericazhang5155
    @ericazhang5155 Рік тому +17

    One day, as a kid, I fell down from the 11th step of my home’s staircase, which had a total of 16 steps in it, but luckily, I survived it.

  • @Danderwhitepaw
    @Danderwhitepaw 4 роки тому +2039

    FUN FACT:
    Your chances of Banana peel death increase if you live in a cartoon.

  • @riftyzaza
    @riftyzaza 4 роки тому +1274

    1 in 1 Probability
    Death by:
    DEATH

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому +78

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

    • @Rocky-sy6pm
      @Rocky-sy6pm 3 роки тому +31

      Hmm yes The floor here is made out of floor

    • @ljrnation9341
      @ljrnation9341 3 роки тому +8

      @@B58-Minecraft wait for real?

    • @Anna-hy4sb
      @Anna-hy4sb 3 роки тому +4

      @@ljrnation9341 Yes,Everywhere 60 Seconds A Minute Passes,Its Just A Meme.

    • @tanniesketchez9099
      @tanniesketchez9099 3 роки тому +2

      @@Anna-hy4sb 😯🙀

  • @froggo1405
    @froggo1405 4 роки тому +2676

    I’m surprised they didn’t add “death by arguing over the rules in Monopoly” I’m sure someone’s gotten mad enough in that game to hurt someone.

  • @bebe_choco
    @bebe_choco Рік тому +33

    Why is it, when a video’s talking about death, it’s always MY chest who starts hurting and I AM the one who gets all paranoid?? 💔💔

  • @cursedreindeer1403
    @cursedreindeer1403 4 роки тому +677

    2:37 what the hell is the man doing, sitting on the wheel of his bike

    • @howdoistopbeingcringe1715
      @howdoistopbeingcringe1715 4 роки тому +5

      Oh no im gonna die! Im holding back my laughter

    • @LanieMae
      @LanieMae 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh that’s the way you ride a bike

    • @mihin4569
      @mihin4569 4 роки тому

      If u look closely when bike rotates to the left (normal position) the line where the boy is will be directly on the seat

    • @otakugisa
      @otakugisa 4 роки тому +1

      mihin X you sir, have big brain.

    • @NoobMaster-vd3ez
      @NoobMaster-vd3ez 4 роки тому

      Melting his ass off

  • @alphqbet_soup9234
    @alphqbet_soup9234 4 роки тому +1622

    I changed my comment so the replies make no sense

    • @avxxtra2109
      @avxxtra2109 4 роки тому +6

      Last_Ninja exactly

    • @lissnomsnail
      @lissnomsnail 4 роки тому +43

      As a quiet kid myself, I wouldn't really do that

    • @witheeeeeerx
      @witheeeeeerx 4 роки тому +23

      @@lissnomsnail Good boy

    • @RY-ti3rx
      @RY-ti3rx 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @kyyoomi
      @kyyoomi 4 роки тому +16

      I’m the quiet kid and I’D NEVER remind teacher about the homework.

  • @jennapedersen2286
    @jennapedersen2286 4 роки тому +2223

    "Your odds increase if you are forever alone."
    Me: so ima die

  • @A3MinuteEgg
    @A3MinuteEgg 2 роки тому +22

    I remember in my freshman year of high school, my school emailed all the parents in my school reporting that someone had died of unintentional discharge.

  • @icemage8837
    @icemage8837 4 роки тому +3782

    You’re more likely to die by murder than find a shiny pokemon

    • @kelvinmck2001
      @kelvinmck2001 4 роки тому +204

      I'm willing to take that risk...

    • @Sam9Mil
      @Sam9Mil 4 роки тому +135

      That's only if you were to attempt once at finding a shiny pokemon, though

    • @elaineofhouston
      @elaineofhouston 4 роки тому +24

      I have been shiny hunting before and I love it but you are right ice mage the shiny chance is 1 and 4000 but the murder chance is 1 in 256.

    • @youarenextlol2042
      @youarenextlol2042 4 роки тому +2

      *I l i e k p o k e m o n*

    • @samanyuchhibber1306
      @samanyuchhibber1306 4 роки тому +3

      I found a shiny Tentacool on my first try at the beach near the cave at the second gym a few days ago in Emerald.

  • @rinrxl
    @rinrxl 4 роки тому +537

    The most common death is when you're mining and you hear a *hsssssss*

    • @imoqtz3332
      @imoqtz3332 4 роки тому +6

      A w w m a n sorry I had to

    • @alejandromanu
      @alejandromanu 4 роки тому +4

      *Creeper?*

    • @totobyafrica8148
      @totobyafrica8148 4 роки тому +1

      And your health bar drops, and you could use a 1up

    • @PolishGuy
      @PolishGuy 4 роки тому

      Maliyah Henry ?

    • @evafibigerova7520
      @evafibigerova7520 4 роки тому

      @@PolishGuy they ment minecraft, like when you are mining in a cave in minecraft and a creeper comes up to you hisses and explodes

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 4 роки тому +1240

    I can't tell if this music is upbeat or depressing and it's giving me anxiety

  • @K4TYXX3089
    @K4TYXX3089 2 роки тому +6

    My grandad died of stroke… it’s so upsetting even thinking about it :(

  • @shxme_
    @shxme_ 4 роки тому +1548

    "Death someday"
    Queen Elizabeth: *laughs in british*

    • @jotarokujo6251
      @jotarokujo6251 4 роки тому +62

      Shes the 000.1% of germs that lysol cant kill

    • @MatteoXZ
      @MatteoXZ 4 роки тому +15

      Thats so offensive😫 You are saying that Elizabeth is rich and she clearly is not

    • @kaiser6332
      @kaiser6332 4 роки тому +10

      @@MatteoXZ anyway shes rich shes a queen

    • @MatteoXZ
      @MatteoXZ 4 роки тому +2

      EzCrazyAle April Fools joke😅

    • @kaiser6332
      @kaiser6332 4 роки тому

      @@MatteoXZ oh ok lmao

  • @fadedmanchild2562
    @fadedmanchild2562 4 роки тому +2539

    Is anyone going to acknowledge that a banana peel is more dangerous than getting hit by space debris?

    • @supernovaaaa16
      @supernovaaaa16 4 роки тому +248

      It’s not more dangerous, it’s just more likely

    • @fadedmanchild2562
      @fadedmanchild2562 4 роки тому +14

      AyaANdAsWag dude your profile picture is animated how?

    • @friend1704
      @friend1704 4 роки тому +15

      Faded Manchild uh get it from google??

    • @cgr92035
      @cgr92035 4 роки тому +20

      I guess it’s probably bdcuase nobody has ever been hit by space debris

    • @isabelmarie4788
      @isabelmarie4788 4 роки тому +15

      It's about probability not how dangerous it is

  • @hamzamahmood9565
    @hamzamahmood9565 4 роки тому +1519

    Everybody gangsta until the denominator drops below 100

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 2 роки тому +8

    "He said one day you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember"

  • @scoape
    @scoape 4 роки тому +3255

    "Sharks kill 6 people per year, but humans kill 100 million sharks yearly."
    *That is not the law of equivalent exchange*

    • @bornstar481
      @bornstar481 4 роки тому +44

      Scoape yes it is a human life is worth 16,666,666.7 sharks lol so it is equivalent exchange lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    • @Kingu-Sama
      @Kingu-Sama 4 роки тому +54

      philosopher stone in this bitch

    • @unnamed1613
      @unnamed1613 4 роки тому +93

      Humans have the best K/D of all animals since at least 5000 years.

    • @ralphrosales4060
      @ralphrosales4060 4 роки тому +11

      Ok can I have the shark fin when you saw a dead shark?

    • @joea7590
      @joea7590 4 роки тому +6

      @@unnamed1613 did you do it? Yes what did it cost? Everything.....

  • @VinFJ1
    @VinFJ1 4 роки тому +920

    imagine having anxiety and sees the probability of dying tomorrow

    • @jls.mp4
      @jls.mp4 4 роки тому +7

      funny isn't it?

    • @tyyler
      @tyyler 4 роки тому +8

      haha.......... i do

    • @giselle1312
      @giselle1312 4 роки тому +7

      hahahahahahahhahh
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    • @larrylobster5700
      @larrylobster5700 4 роки тому +23

      Literally won't sleep for a couple days now. Not even kidding

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 4 роки тому +22

      This video is just a giant middle finger.

  • @howisyourday3819
    @howisyourday3819 4 роки тому +1132

    Me: Seeing “Odds of you dying TOMORROW”
    Also me: *TERRIFIED*

    • @B58-Minecraft
      @B58-Minecraft 4 роки тому +37

      Imagine odds of you dying in the next hour.

    • @seanlhomme5074
      @seanlhomme5074 3 роки тому +3

      Me too

    • @TomDreamshow
      @TomDreamshow 3 роки тому +31

      @@B58-Minecraft next seco-

    • @iveology_
      @iveology_ 3 роки тому +4

      Lol imagine next half a seco

    • @vadimyudkovsky9022
      @vadimyudkovsky9022 3 роки тому +5

      What about in the next pico seackond chances 1 of 9292828288282837373y627272782828282772772728289292828282727727272737727273626tt25262728828282828288282u2u366362662 for 1 month olds

  • @a4ngelluvv
    @a4ngelluvv 2 роки тому +8

    There is also deaths in France, So in July 1518 a woman was dancing herself and 34 people joined her. They dance from 1-8 day until death, their heart stopped beating, bone cracked and had a stroke.

  • @goregoththedestroyer6317
    @goregoththedestroyer6317 4 роки тому +948

    The student when his parents took his game: "so you have chosen death."

    • @lissnomsnail
      @lissnomsnail 4 роки тому +33

      But in reality, it's sad

    • @justabumblebee183
      @justabumblebee183 4 роки тому +16

      Or the boyfriend that stapped his girlfriend 100 times 👀

    • @justabumblebee183
      @justabumblebee183 4 роки тому +11

      Just for a glass of water 😬

    • @goregoththedestroyer6317
      @goregoththedestroyer6317 4 роки тому +9

      Yes it is sad, but people have made fun of worse things

    • @lahora6555
      @lahora6555 4 роки тому +3

      This has the potential to be funny but you had to say nobody

  • @alyciab1891
    @alyciab1891 4 роки тому +1266

    Friend 1: How did she die?
    Friend 2: Oh, she died because of fish rain

    • @smkyqrtz
      @smkyqrtz 4 роки тому +73

      How did that happen?
      Oh she refused to get him a glass of water.
      Excuse me what-

    • @h3rrah224
      @h3rrah224 4 роки тому +22

      Banana peel*

    • @bryanbrayn9226
      @bryanbrayn9226 4 роки тому +52

      @@CloudTheAngeloud
      Friend 7: How did he die?
      Friend 8: Oh he got Pounded by a fucking space debris

    • @zehar9
      @zehar9 4 роки тому +31

      Friend 9 : how did he died?
      Friend 10 : by choking hotdog

    • @winnunition
      @winnunition 4 роки тому +26

      Friend 11: how did she die
      Friend 12: because.

  • @twilightofequinox7469
    @twilightofequinox7469 4 роки тому +793

    Imagine ur the luckiest person in the world then u got a hit by space debris

  • @giftedshybee0694
    @giftedshybee0694 Рік тому +11

    as someone who has died to all of these things before, i can confirm that this is indeed true.

  • @eri-zs4vq
    @eri-zs4vq 4 роки тому +615

    *"You start dying since the day you were born."*
    _- Count Dracula_

    • @valsagar4917
      @valsagar4917 4 роки тому +17

      Actually if we’re saying that cells die faster than they’re being replaced then you actually start dying around age 20-25!

    • @brennensheridan2017
      @brennensheridan2017 4 роки тому +2

      I'm dying right now know that?

    • @eri-zs4vq
      @eri-zs4vq 4 роки тому +3

      @@brennensheridan2017 Omg, I hope you're doing okay and enjoying your last days

    • @eri-zs4vq
      @eri-zs4vq 4 роки тому +1

      I'm so horrible at replying on sad events like this, wtf is wrong with me

    • @superbeatsbaseadosemjsab261
      @superbeatsbaseadosemjsab261 4 роки тому

      Valsagar my mum died in space debris lol kkk

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 4 роки тому +795

    1 in 1 chance for existential crisis after watching this video

  • @Protronica
    @Protronica 4 роки тому +613

    “Your odds increase if you are forever alone.” Well crap.

    • @tepasaliro8588
      @tepasaliro8588 4 роки тому +8

      @@DyingSimulator Having sex increasing the death rate tho...

    • @radityaindera3442
      @radityaindera3442 4 роки тому +5

      @@DyingSimulator Actually it's 2000x more likely to die when having sex.

    • @kdmgueye8469
      @kdmgueye8469 4 роки тому +3

      Desmond Lieng but my odds of dying by having sex increase😉

    • @Mycatisinapiano
      @Mycatisinapiano 4 роки тому +2

      Well fapp

    • @azimochaa
      @azimochaa 4 роки тому +1

      Whelp, guess who's dying then

  • @andrewflytrap
    @andrewflytrap Рік тому +13

    about a week ago there was a massive windstorm were i lived, and i knew like 2 people that died because of a falling tree, and one of them survived getting hit by the tree, but when they put her in the ambulance it also got hit by a tree

  • @matiasc1879
    @matiasc1879 4 роки тому +756

    “Computer games”
    Moms: write that down write that down

  • @marcgomez1625
    @marcgomez1625 4 роки тому +2931

    the video has over 1M views and chance of dying tomorrow is 1 in 200.000 so about 5 ppl died the next day after watching this D:

    • @don_p7546
      @don_p7546 4 роки тому +337

      Marc Gomez wow that’s actually a lot

    • @alfredofettuccine2397
      @alfredofettuccine2397 4 роки тому +569

      That’s actually really sad

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 роки тому +394

      that just made me super depressed, thanks

    • @jixzaww
      @jixzaww 4 роки тому +459

      It could be all 5 of us

    • @tired247
      @tired247 4 роки тому +204

      @@jixzaww BRUH STOP--

  • @gamingsquid6725
    @gamingsquid6725 4 роки тому +1089

    Parents: *takes their kids PC game*
    The kid: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move

    • @Iberian_XAVO
      @Iberian_XAVO 4 роки тому +6

      Good one

    • @oerlikon20mm29
      @oerlikon20mm29 4 роки тому +36

      "Actually Mom, I am more likely to die of fapping, guess you gotta remove that too"

    • @lucasono9948
      @lucasono9948 4 роки тому +11

      360° no scope head shot

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 4 роки тому +15

      @@oerlikon20mm29 mother proceeds to bring out a scissor and anesthetic

    • @alexithegamer8313
      @alexithegamer8313 4 роки тому

      Shoots parents

  • @user-eg8rt6lq7n
    @user-eg8rt6lq7n 3 роки тому +6

    "Death by snakebite. Your odds increase if you live in Australia."
    *Sweats profusely*

  • @ramranchlover5374
    @ramranchlover5374 4 роки тому +760

    Death someday: exists*
    Queen Elizabeth: we don’t do that here

    • @venix2256
      @venix2256 4 роки тому +3

      Fanjohnholic John realize when you’re older you can’t be a kid again just think about it

    • @theshiv332
      @theshiv332 4 роки тому +2

      VeniX ??? Yea and what everyone been like that?

    • @venix2256
      @venix2256 4 роки тому +4

      The Shiv I don’t.. I don’t understand how to read your sentence??? What do you even mean everyone been like that

    • @yourgrammariswrong5319
      @yourgrammariswrong5319 4 роки тому +2

      @@venix2256 I think he meant "everyone's been a kid b4" but that's just my perspective

    • @McCoraMcc
      @McCoraMcc 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @MrJspark95
    @MrJspark95 4 роки тому +508

    So basically we are risking our lives everyday.

    • @Sw33tG4mer
      @Sw33tG4mer 4 роки тому +14

      I guess these statistics are calculations of the amount of death cases divided by the amount of humans to be alive ever. It really depends on what actions you do. I don’t risk my life everyday honestly.

    • @captainjackpugh6050
      @captainjackpugh6050 4 роки тому +27

      It’s that damn phone

    • @timecrashv5wu709
      @timecrashv5wu709 4 роки тому +6

      @@captainjackpugh6050 Video games causes violence

    • @timecrashv5wu709
      @timecrashv5wu709 4 роки тому +6

      phone bad Books good

    • @KingCheckOut
      @KingCheckOut 4 роки тому +4

      That’s life (chuckles)

  • @fedroxx
    @fedroxx 4 роки тому +740

    Me: * dies *
    Mom: *iTs tHaT dAMn phOnE*

  • @BraydenDavisLifts
    @BraydenDavisLifts 2 роки тому +2

    This was a great start to my day

  • @sleepylady2723
    @sleepylady2723 4 роки тому +2579

    *just imagine being the person who died by banana peel*

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 4 роки тому +25

      Can't like it 69 likes

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 4 роки тому +9

      Bruh 81 now

    • @skyshale
      @skyshale 4 роки тому +17

      Ah, fuck

    • @yez1111
      @yez1111 4 роки тому +21

      *My Leg!*

    • @anthony9013
      @anthony9013 4 роки тому +52

      Imagine being the guy to die over a chicken sandwich from popeyes

  • @Menolifee
    @Menolifee 4 роки тому +685

    okay so the odds of dying tomorrow are 1 in 261,000
    this video has 7,101,304 views at the time of me typing this
    so according to the numbers 27 people actually died the day after watching this and reading the probability. :)

  • @kintar0x539
    @kintar0x539 4 роки тому +419

    I feel like I’m going to die right now just watching this

    • @battlinotheseries251
      @battlinotheseries251 4 роки тому +9

      Kengchi same,esp SUFFOCATING AND CHOKING MAKE ME SCARED AF

    • @leelyaan
      @leelyaan 4 роки тому +8

      me too, having a weird feeling in my stomach.
      ...or maybe it's the tacos i ate yesterday.

    • @officer_j
      @officer_j 4 роки тому +10

      @@leelyaan *food poisoning*

    • @leelyaan
      @leelyaan 4 роки тому +4

      @@officer_j aw shoot i knew i shouldn't've ate those vomit colored tacos from that homeless man
      i wonder when i'll pass o

    • @battlinotheseries251
      @battlinotheseries251 4 роки тому

      maybe you’ll suffocate..or just idk

  • @kurocomics
    @kurocomics 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for helping me count the ways

  • @tj778
    @tj778 4 роки тому +274

    Sharks: kill 6 humans
    Humans: looks like you’re going to the shadow realm jimbo

  • @Sebastian-fr5bw
    @Sebastian-fr5bw 4 роки тому +901

    Fun fact is that the guy who died by slipping on orange peel swimmed across Niagara falls and achieved other insane stunts before that.. and then he died like this. Sorry for my English :D

  • @renzchamp3552
    @renzchamp3552 3 роки тому +354

    2:45
    I like how he actually said "we're talking about edible food here" In Choking

  • @Amy_213
    @Amy_213 Рік тому +2

    So your telling me if you slip on a banana your gonna die? Hell nah💀

  • @januaryravelo4342
    @januaryravelo4342 4 роки тому +372

    The deaths didn't scare me the music did.

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 4 роки тому +725

    "kid stop playing those games and go to sleep, those are bad for you!"
    "Statistically speaking Karen I am more likely to die from a meteor impact and having sex than playing games"

    • @miabm6742
      @miabm6742 4 роки тому +4

      Lmao I know right😀😀😀

    • @dicecore8491
      @dicecore8491 4 роки тому +8

      Wtf I have never met you. Stop saying stuff about me like it's real

    • @Yungrexk
      @Yungrexk 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @kansierduh5615
      @kansierduh5615 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @lennyluvr
      @lennyluvr 4 роки тому +2

      My mother is so much like the Karen in the meme it’s actually not funny.

  • @glhrm23
    @glhrm23 4 роки тому +471

    a minute of silence by the stickman who went through (almost) all the items on that list

  • @trainosaurousrex4472
    @trainosaurousrex4472 2 роки тому +20

    Chances of snake bite may increase if you are in Australia BUT if you get the correct help in time there is a very low chance of dying from a snake bite as we actually do have ways to fix it which usually does not involve cutting off the affected limb.
    Would also like to mention that it is more likely that the one receiving the snake bite in the first place is a tourist as Aussies are taught from a really young age on how to deal with a snake that is nearby (how to get away and what to do after getting away).

  • @saucegay9294
    @saucegay9294 4 роки тому +740

    2020 is going to be my year!
    dies of space debris

  • @galactic4590
    @galactic4590 4 роки тому +360

    1 in 1 probability:
    Death by The aftermath of slamming the door on mom after a argument

  • @merterdem7325
    @merterdem7325 4 роки тому +1864

    Knowing that this video got watched over 4 million times, someone has probably died while watching it.

  • @qwerty.44
    @qwerty.44 2 роки тому +9

    Did you know? People are more likely of dying to a coconut falling on their head than to a shark attack.

  • @kingfish3303
    @kingfish3303 4 роки тому +2081

    "Some images can disturb people"
    F A P P I N G

    • @trustoryz8399
      @trustoryz8399 4 роки тому +11

      Marda tonne tafankarfo

    • @fireboost4836
      @fireboost4836 4 роки тому +19

      isotçu yarra yemiş bir insan 10 da 1 ihtimalinde ölür

    • @kevinardya9695
      @kevinardya9695 4 роки тому +21

      I feel that

    • @MIINATO21
      @MIINATO21 4 роки тому +13

      @@yunuseren1 jdifhekwuxb

    • @yunuseren1
      @yunuseren1 4 роки тому +2

      @@fireboost4836 Ğaoqpwld9sld

  • @Sproutttt
    @Sproutttt 3 роки тому +615

    "Death by vending machine 1 in 125,000,000"
    The sims: "Are you challenging me?"

    • @wosiksls
      @wosiksls 3 роки тому

      Yesss

    • @MegaLeatherOfficial
      @MegaLeatherOfficial 2 роки тому +16

      i read it as
      "The simps"

    • @elliebean1225
      @elliebean1225 2 роки тому +17

      " death by fire : 1 in 1510 "
      The Sims : " you sure? - proceeds to light every house that has a rug in it on fire -

    • @LEONARD-pt4ev
      @LEONARD-pt4ev 2 роки тому +9

      They forgot the 1 in 1 death by murphy bed

    • @cassinihuygens72
      @cassinihuygens72 Рік тому

      I remember almost drowning my Sim in the pool when I was eight 😭

  • @vidra9715
    @vidra9715 4 роки тому +731

    "Death by Computer Games"
    Media: *stonks*

  • @titaniumraptor3609
    @titaniumraptor3609 2 роки тому +14

    It’s like I say: Sometimes, the rarest things that can happen to someone can be unlucky.

  • @zach_the_guy5257
    @zach_the_guy5257 4 роки тому +603

    Most probable death: Someday
    Me: *Screams*

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 4 роки тому +20

      If we lived forever life would get pretty boring anyways

    • @robinwrld0
      @robinwrld0 4 роки тому +3

      dingle berry no not if everyone did. Then you’d have time to see every country and every person etc.

    • @gargon009
      @gargon009 4 роки тому +2

      @@yourex-wife4259 OH DAMN I AGREE WITH U

    • @randygarcia191
      @randygarcia191 4 роки тому +8

      Im terrified of dieing. I want to live, and Im scared to greet death. I cry thinking about me not being here anymore. Same with my family and freinds.

    • @yourex-wife4259
      @yourex-wife4259 4 роки тому +6

      @@robinwrld0 Hypothetically, if we lived for eternity, even the most exciting things would get dull eventually. You would have done everything, seen every place, heard every joke ect.

  • @warfeed123
    @warfeed123 4 роки тому +661

    I hear nobody talking about the Logan Paul joke in the description of suicide

    • @Frog_Driver
      @Frog_Driver 4 роки тому +7

      You can only read it, so yeah me too

    • @yashamid4556
      @yashamid4556 4 роки тому +2

      Can someone explain what does that mean? And who is logan paul? TIA.

    • @lefaboo3941
      @lefaboo3941 4 роки тому +4

      @@yashamid4556 Just a guy who recorded a dead person's body who happened to commit suicide

    • @kamiintheclouds
      @kamiintheclouds 4 роки тому +14

      @@yashamid4556 you don't know who he is? I wish I were you

    • @goldenrodprime226
      @goldenrodprime226 4 роки тому +2

      Or the Slav joke in alcohol overdose.

  • @That0neZer0
    @That0neZer0 3 роки тому +752

    “Girl gets stabbed 100 times by bf for not fetching him a glass of water”
    *HOLD UP*

  • @Kai_Non-Binary_Queen
    @Kai_Non-Binary_Queen Рік тому +5

    As someone who is wheelchair bound the elevator one scared me quite a bit 😅

  • @mr28shenanigans43
    @mr28shenanigans43 4 роки тому +490

    Shit was kinda funny until I realized the numbers were descending

  • @jacoboflaherty5282
    @jacoboflaherty5282 4 роки тому +175

    I was thinking "damn he forgot cancer"
    "1 in 7"
    ...

    • @karlaperez9903
      @karlaperez9903 4 роки тому

      I'm Nike we are two lol

    • @deathcoresnob5193
      @deathcoresnob5193 4 роки тому

      It depends on your health and other factors.

    • @sou.p
      @sou.p 4 роки тому

      You can actually cure cancer if you catch it quick enough.

    • @Mister-Mayor
      @Mister-Mayor 4 роки тому

      7th comment here. Good luck with the roulette,everyone

  • @Mackerr
    @Mackerr 4 роки тому +556

    “Your odds decreases if you are a slav”
    *SLAV INTENSIFIES*

  • @mooncake8059
    @mooncake8059 2 роки тому +5

    When i saw how high cancer was, i knew my aunt was lucky, she had cancer and she survived it

  • @SuperAlphaKirby
    @SuperAlphaKirby 4 роки тому +593

    Everyone: everyone who lives dies
    Queen Elizabeth: hold my crown
    Edit: this comment aged like queen elizabeth.

    • @SoldiesBC
      @SoldiesBC 4 роки тому +2

      Overused joke

    • @dewberry1226
      @dewberry1226 3 роки тому +13

      @@heiseigojifan2713 priceless

    • @kenyaculbreath5812
      @kenyaculbreath5812 3 роки тому +3

      I know you dont care but im your 100th like

    • @Dackered
      @Dackered 3 роки тому

      @@heiseigojifan2713 lmao

    • @ethansony3090
      @ethansony3090 3 роки тому

      @@heiseigojifan2713 Ho… mukatta kuruno ka? Nigetsu ni kono DIO ni chikazuite kuruno ka? Sekkaku sofu no Josefu ga watashi no Za Warudo no shotai wo. Shiken shuryu chaimu chokuzen made mondai yo toitte iru jukensee ne you na? Kisshi koita kibun de wo shietekure ta to yuu no ni?

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 4 роки тому +501

    *“I don't want to die, sometimes wish I never been born at all”*

    • @SparkschuItai
      @SparkschuItai 4 роки тому +7

      May Kelvin
      Then why’re you born lol

    • @MayKelvin0806
      @MayKelvin0806 4 роки тому +34

      @@SparkschuItai *No escape from reality~~*
      🎶

    • @starman2334
      @starman2334 4 роки тому +16

      @@SparkschuItai He didn't have a choice.

    • @annonymous1026
      @annonymous1026 4 роки тому +18

      *i see a little silhouette of a man*

    • @fourgiantonion4960
      @fourgiantonion4960 4 роки тому +7

      scaramouch scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

  • @dashie1811
    @dashie1811 4 роки тому +307

    *Imagine you and your hell homies be talking about how you died and you say space debris*

    • @Jone_V
      @Jone_V 4 роки тому +19

      Nah banana peel.

    • @junegem1978
      @junegem1978 4 роки тому +6

      I imagine..

    • @abearseeds
      @abearseeds 4 роки тому +11

      why’s it gotta be hell? 😂

    • @poopydoop1398
      @poopydoop1398 4 роки тому +9

      and another friend says because of having sex

    • @cytnix879
      @cytnix879 4 роки тому +8

      Fapping

  • @noobie8544
    @noobie8544 Рік тому +3

    Respect for that man sacrificing himself so many times just to make a comparison 😔

  • @ZM.21
    @ZM.21 4 роки тому +570

    “dying by choking... mostly by a hotdog”
    me eating a hotdog: *ight imma head out..*

  • @neitheranalisis926
    @neitheranalisis926 4 роки тому +408

    Imagine if that music played when your about to die.
    Me: tries to buy a bag of chips
    Music: **Starts Playing**

  • @P0n...
    @P0n... 4 роки тому +1373

    "live a life you will remember"
    *develops alzheimer's*

    • @sm.sym1719
      @sm.sym1719 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @momo777777777777777
      @momo777777777777777 4 роки тому +26

      Lol but its so ironic that avicii said that then commited suicide

    • @wilbertli1920
      @wilbertli1920 4 роки тому

      My father told me life is just a chance

    • @ugachaka9463
      @ugachaka9463 4 роки тому

      Contraceptives (Pills and IUDs) are abortifacient. The embryo, after its fertilization / conception, goes from 4 to 5 five days to move and implant in the womb and develop there until birth. Contraceptives have three main effects, preventing ovulation, thickening cervical mucus and thinning the endometrium wall. The first two are contraceptive effects, but when they fail (which often occurs depending on the contraceptive) the third effect takes effect, thinning the wall of the uterus, which is abortifacient as it occurs after conception. Thus contraceptives also prevent the process called implantation of the embryo in the womb.
      Research for it.

    • @dari9345
      @dari9345 4 роки тому +1

      @@momo777777777777777 Ironic, but true. You just can't say that a tip is invalid because of that person's ironic behaviour
      Just because a killer tells you not to kill, you aren't gonna take his tip and go killing around people?

  • @itnsk2629
    @itnsk2629 3 місяці тому +2

    Me when the video starts: 🤓
    Me when they say tomorrow: 😬

  • @MrMadness1
    @MrMadness1 4 роки тому +545

    "There is a 1 in 1 chance that you will die."
    Wow, thanks! I never would've known that!

    • @mars._.is._.peachy
      @mars._.is._.peachy 4 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Squared_Table
      @Squared_Table 4 роки тому +5

      Have the woooosh bazooka ready

    • @gingaid5217
      @gingaid5217 4 роки тому +4

      Immortal people

    • @ZexGamingShark
      @ZexGamingShark 4 роки тому +2

      i am dead

    • @lordodysseus
      @lordodysseus 4 роки тому +8

      I'm going to change those odds. In a couple billion years, when I'm Lord of the Universe, I'll still be laughing about this.

  • @arazet
    @arazet 4 роки тому +420

    Only one person has died from a banana peal
    me: *you wanna test that theory*

    • @jesseboykin9853
      @jesseboykin9853 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @junegem1978
      @junegem1978 4 роки тому +4

      Yes and no

    • @ashrose3180
      @ashrose3180 4 роки тому +7

      Goofy is always slipping on banana peels lol

    • @tt5yourdead257
      @tt5yourdead257 4 роки тому +2

      Nice peal

    • @oopsallharmony
      @oopsallharmony 4 роки тому +3

      @@ashrose3180 you think goofy is bad? Think about mario and his crew, they slip on banana peels as a living

  • @chuurinx
    @chuurinx 4 роки тому +580

    1 in 1 probability:
    Death someday
    Me: *great now you’re making me scared now*