Things GHETTO People Say Out To Dinner

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  • @Guyxdev
    @Guyxdev 8 років тому +1064

    If my bread is torn, your tip is low😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AccessoriesAddict5528
      @AccessoriesAddict5528 8 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @khadiawalker466
      @khadiawalker466 8 років тому +28

      She said it as I was reading this comment 😂😂

    • @BleuBirdie
      @BleuBirdie 8 років тому +5

      Khadia Walker Literally the same thing that happend to me

    • @MissQueen131
      @MissQueen131 7 років тому +1

      LeaMiele same!!!

    • @beautydiore3428
      @beautydiore3428 6 років тому +4

      Jacquez Cartier I Loved that part and how she moved her hands down low. 😂😂

  • @nataliesanna3648
    @nataliesanna3648 8 років тому +1014

    "No lemons. no ice. no sugar"
    "So u want a water?"
    .
    "No I want what I said". 😂😂😊😊

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +16

      Fuss🐱Cat~ And the salad is still a Caesar Salad if she says it is!😊

    • @macys136
      @macys136 6 років тому

      Jajajajaja

    • @lorie2822
      @lorie2822 5 років тому

      Lol,rotf

    • @esmahusejnovic4239
      @esmahusejnovic4239 5 років тому

      Natalie Sanna lol

    • @DJ-ue3zu
      @DJ-ue3zu 5 років тому

      She said what the nene leakes she said

  • @Coolkem1
    @Coolkem1 8 років тому +819

    We forgot to say grace *spits out food* hahahaha

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +13

      My Emerald Life ~ Ha ha, wasn't that a hoot?😁Like, oh sorry Lord, I wasn't eating!

    • @xtubeit8265
      @xtubeit8265 6 років тому +2

      My Emerald Life Yep, I died right there!!😵😵😵😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

    • @davisstarsha3630
      @davisstarsha3630 5 років тому +2

      My Emerald Life THAT TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lorie2822
      @lorie2822 5 років тому +1

      That part was crazy lol I can't

    • @tayveonmcdougall124
      @tayveonmcdougall124 4 роки тому +1

      CoolKem C that’s how we used to be lol

  • @beonly7775
    @beonly7775 5 років тому +268

    “I know the black people leaving with me”
    “we won’t be going anywhere wichu sista” 😂

  • @issacthekid
    @issacthekid 6 років тому +205

    "omg, we've been quiet all night🤷🏽" That part kills me everytime, it's true 😂

  • @Takyla314
    @Takyla314 8 років тому +914

    She said "What?! We been quiet all night!" Lol 😂

    • @HENCHMARV
      @HENCHMARV 8 років тому +46

      Takyla Robinson
      That part killed me 😂😂😂 like girrrrrl

    • @MervKamuanya
      @MervKamuanya 8 років тому +11

      Takyla Robinson my favorite part😂😂😂😂

    • @youngjae1792
      @youngjae1792 6 років тому +6

      Takyla Robinson right ghetto folks always do that

    • @naomiejulugbeh4162
      @naomiejulugbeh4162 6 років тому

      "I'm done" LOL

    • @cjaustin9133
      @cjaustin9133 5 років тому

      Takyla Robinson 😂

  • @II.am.Gold.
    @II.am.Gold. 8 років тому +879

    the lady at the end said ...Beyonce really let herself go.....😂😂

    • @neber623
      @neber623 8 років тому +21

      I was waiting for this comment

    • @amnesianbro9220
      @amnesianbro9220 6 років тому +3

      Terrick Williams what the hell does that mean?

    • @Xtowdavis3772
      @Xtowdavis3772 6 років тому +3

      Amnesian Bro Don't act like you don't know!

    • @amnesianbro9220
      @amnesianbro9220 6 років тому +4

      Mary Davis I do know, I don’t judge people by their race

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 6 років тому +5

      It means they can’t tell any black person apart or they’re all the same to them they don’t really see them as individuals it’s likr when people say all Chinese people look the same to them but deeper

  • @Galataire
    @Galataire 8 років тому +354

    "You're adorned."
    I can't

  • @757drelc
    @757drelc Рік тому +35

    7 years later and this is so funny!!

  • @elimiller8019
    @elimiller8019 7 років тому +115

    "I feel rushed.. do u feel rushed? like u trying to start your own rush hour4".. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ILoveMyMelanin.
    @ILoveMyMelanin. 8 років тому +225

    How did they keep a straight face...I would of been in tears😂😂😂😂

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +16

      LD ~ I never see how the other people can keep from falling in the floor! She's hilariously entertaining & crazy funny.

    • @bodypositiveimage
      @bodypositiveimage 2 роки тому +2

      FACTS LOL 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nabib19
      @nabib19 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂🤣

  • @mandymills1031
    @mandymills1031 8 років тому +852

    Why can't people realize this is a joke........

    • @melvinspencer7703
      @melvinspencer7703 8 років тому +72

      Mandy Mills cuz some white folk thinks thats how we act...

    • @angel-bp7ew
      @angel-bp7ew 8 років тому +8

      Aries King it's just a parody relax

    • @angel-bp7ew
      @angel-bp7ew 8 років тому +25

      sorafanchick first of all i am BLACK and not all black people act like this...some black people do act like this and the black community doesnt except this kind of behavior but some still do it and dont care

    • @melvinspencer7703
      @melvinspencer7703 8 років тому +13

      it's a parody to u....to me it's an insult...I understand it's a joke and meant for laughs and giggles...but MY BLACK culture is worldwide looked at as a joke...
      It's funny to a point....There is a difference btwn parody and satire and just a good joke taken too far....and this was too far...even for ratchet Bonequisha

    • @melvinspencer7703
      @melvinspencer7703 8 років тому +7

      I went to an all white college upstate NY and had to endure many of these stereotypes....It's a joke to u but for the white people I went to school with, whose knowledge is limited by their surrounds...all of this is fact..
      I have actually been asked how it is to live with rats and roaches in ur apartment...Oh ur from Brooklyn... where do u carry ur blade...Hair grease....is that grease from ur hair....and my favorite...oh don't invite him cuz he does not have the money to go shopping with us two days in a row..
      these are all questions I was asked cuz those with limited knowledge of other cultures takes these skits as fact...

  • @cupidlace
    @cupidlace 8 років тому +671

    Beyonce reallly let her self go.. lololol

  • @SpiritualAlkemist888
    @SpiritualAlkemist888 5 років тому +264

    Somewhere in the US, there is a ratchet group like this going out to dinner right now...

  • @reneflores3711
    @reneflores3711 3 роки тому +27

    Wow, this is so realistic. The behavior is so accurate. The out-of-place setting, so convincing. You deserve an Oscar. MMMhhhmmm girl!

  • @lovewindycity
    @lovewindycity 9 років тому +249

    I did noticed that in her comedy skit, she didn't use not "one" profanity word , so kudos to her!!!!!!!🙌

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +18

      Boneta Jones~To me, it shows in Lexi's style of clean, hilarious entertainment with no hate or bias that she rightly & firstly considers herself a child of God.⛪

    • @jenn4593
      @jenn4593 5 років тому +5

      I appreciate that.

    • @ametro790
      @ametro790 3 роки тому

      Although I don't agree with tge way we criticize each other I DO understand the appreciation. I find myself (SOMETIMES)

    • @ametro790
      @ametro790 3 роки тому +2

      wish TV would've kept the old school censorship rules. ✊🏾

    • @slurpee4203
      @slurpee4203 3 роки тому +1

      @@ametro790 who cares if people swear on television, it’s literally just personal preference if you don’t like it don’t watch it

  • @anthonysharp3956
    @anthonysharp3956 8 років тому +371

    if my bread is torn...your tip is low!!!!! lmfao

    • @rosevincent214
      @rosevincent214 6 років тому +5

      Anthony Sharp 😂😂😂

    • @sorrowfullaj
      @sorrowfullaj 5 років тому +2

      @@salvador3828 what u mean by that? Racist person.

    • @marcellagio2075
      @marcellagio2075 4 роки тому +3

      @@sorrowfullaj he's not racist he works in service

    • @sorrowfullaj
      @sorrowfullaj 4 роки тому +2

      @@marcellagio2075 well I'm black. And my mom never tips low sooo

    • @marcellagio2075
      @marcellagio2075 4 роки тому +4

      @@sorrowfullaj Servers should get 15%-20% depending on the service. But not less than 15%. These workers depend on tips. If your bill is $100 and your service was good, that's a $20 tip

  • @BearingMySeoul
    @BearingMySeoul 9 років тому +2130

    OMG. This should be called "Things RATCHET People Say Out to Dinner!" :D

    • @jessykahayaana5575
      @jessykahayaana5575 9 років тому +8

      ***** Right.

    • @TheHaloop
      @TheHaloop 9 років тому +69

      Haha she works with stereotypes so everyone knows it isn't meant literally.

    • @RaynFemaleProducer
      @RaynFemaleProducer 9 років тому +1

      ***** And I third that.

    • @TreMuch
      @TreMuch 9 років тому +1

      ***** Yes!

    • @yaboivybez
      @yaboivybez 9 років тому +6

      ***** yea that would be more appropriate lol

  • @gscr09
    @gscr09 4 роки тому +65

    As a server when ppl like this walk into the restaurant we play rock paper scissors because NOBODY wants to take that table....

    • @hayleywarner6152
      @hayleywarner6152 3 роки тому +8

      Like when they make you stand there forever and you’re just looking around at your other tables drink their drinks and you know another table has food up and you are just getting more in the weeds by the second

    • @blackkatt9017
      @blackkatt9017 3 роки тому +5

      Girrrrl yessss when I worked as a waitress at the waffle house...we got these kind of custo🙄🙄😑😑mers all the time!!! Make soooo many substitutions and we go all out of our way to satisfy them and they never tip😡😡

    • @MrMartinas89
      @MrMartinas89 3 роки тому +1

      @@hayleywarner6152 lol 😆yes

    • @MrMartinas89
      @MrMartinas89 3 роки тому +1

      @@blackkatt9017 the worst ! 🤣

  • @johannandinga4310
    @johannandinga4310 7 років тому +91

    "I got more money then he...well naw you might, you might have..."

  • @karenthomas4849
    @karenthomas4849 8 років тому +1467

    I wish people would stop making this skit into a racial commentary, and just enjoy it for what it is a parody. thanks lol

    • @Dayoungrockstarjay
      @Dayoungrockstarjay 8 років тому +64

      Karen Thomas it is a racial video because it says things that black people say at dinner. I have been to a lot of restaurant and I have never displayed this type of this behavior. I love Lexi and her videos but we are already stereotyped this way and not even half of us act this way.

    • @zakiaminkins788
      @zakiaminkins788 8 років тому +1

      ***** 👍

    • @lashardgriffin4759
      @lashardgriffin4759 8 років тому +56

      right so its a parody.....an exaggeration of outrageous behavior soooooooo.......if someone in real life acts like this (which some do) then maybe they can learn to calm that behavior down so they don't look ridiculous.......laughing lessons maybe.

    • @jkerioustv2278
      @jkerioustv2278 7 років тому +10

      It's just stariotyp

    • @leolion4022
      @leolion4022 7 років тому +1

      Karen Thomas but people talking ish about other people they don't know nothing about

  • @robmullin1128
    @robmullin1128 8 років тому +370

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm white and this is so my family when we all go out to eat LMBO!

    • @shonyboi123
      @shonyboi123 8 років тому +3

      hahahah

    • @Xoxotho
      @Xoxotho 8 років тому +6

      Lol 😂

    • @TTSantiago821
      @TTSantiago821 8 років тому +57

      hahahahahahaha, listen this goes beyond color, I believe you!

    • @Phonejag1
      @Phonejag1 8 років тому +10

      I'm sorry....

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +11

      TTSantiago821~ everybody capable of acting a fool when having fun

  • @MABACTS
    @MABACTS 9 років тому +57

    "If the bread is torn, your tip is low!!" LOL! Love your videos so much, Lexi!!

  • @Fafa-nj6hb
    @Fafa-nj6hb 7 років тому +34

    "Lemme have a large lemonade...... no lemons, no ice, no sugar"
    "So you just want water"
    "No, I want lemonade"
    Lol, is she she for real?

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 7 років тому +146

    "Look at you, you're adorned. You got money!"

    • @juliusminaj
      @juliusminaj 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kennywesley
      @kennywesley 4 роки тому +1

      and didnt have none...🤣🤣🤣

  • @charnaeyoung9815
    @charnaeyoung9815 8 років тому +171

    Tell me why when he said "I've got two words for you. You. Wish." I was like "Ooooooooooohhh." Same timing and everything. 😂

    • @Mzrhoyalty2
      @Mzrhoyalty2 8 років тому +9

      Me too! I was flabbergasted. I wasn't ready 😂

    • @IMVUDressUp
      @IMVUDressUp 8 років тому +4

      Me 2!!

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +1

      That caught me off-guard too😳

    • @naomiejulugbeh4162
      @naomiejulugbeh4162 6 років тому +4

      @@Mzrhoyalty2 She wasn't ready, LOL

    • @Kayla-gl9fk
      @Kayla-gl9fk 5 років тому +2

      I was hollering 😩🤣🤣🤣

  • @chs75
    @chs75 8 років тому +177

    Did she say light lettuce?! LMAO!!!!

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +4

      chs75 ~ Salad: light lettuce w/heavy meat, croutons & dressing!😋Yum

    • @brandonb.4517
      @brandonb.4517 6 років тому +2

      I'm weak at them spitting out the salad

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 5 років тому +1

      Lettuce.. Let us prAy.lol

  • @imthatpisces18
    @imthatpisces18 8 років тому +98

    bruh I do hate when people act like this in public. it's embarrassing

    • @georgejones4111
      @georgejones4111 5 років тому +1

      I luv it...it funny to me..I just join in...

    • @yubullyme454
      @yubullyme454 5 років тому +2

      @@georgejones4111 lol same

    • @georgejones4111
      @georgejones4111 5 років тому +2

      @@yubullyme454 no embarrassment to me... I jus join in the fun till I get kicked out!

    • @GilbertGTV
      @GilbertGTV 5 років тому +5

      No class

    • @georgejones4111
      @georgejones4111 5 років тому +1

      @@GilbertGTV That's class! I be da loudest one in dat muh fukr.. My Latino ass be so loud, u be hearing me in English and Spanish! Lol

  • @uniquellyawesome2268
    @uniquellyawesome2268 7 років тому +134

    Did this dude just interrupt prayer

  • @gabbyjean4208
    @gabbyjean4208 7 років тому +75

    " I know the black people leaving with me " I'm DEAD

    • @eurekasquared9853
      @eurekasquared9853 2 роки тому

      I love that the other black people are telling her to get lost.

  • @tkg4me
    @tkg4me 9 років тому +39

    My brother and his wife both have master's degrees and this exactly how they act. EXACTLY...I love them though.

  • @jueleahgillazino4114
    @jueleahgillazino4114 8 років тому +265

    Dear Lord, please take this bill from us in Jesus name Amen.

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +13

      jueleah gillazino~ Won't He do it?!😊😄

    • @kittyboomboom1040
      @kittyboomboom1040 5 років тому +9

      Carole Cook YES HE WILL 😇

    • @bananapickles0073
      @bananapickles0073 5 років тому +2

      It's Lordt... Gotta have the T or God can't hear you! lol

    • @Sheba_316
      @Sheba_316 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @maem7636
      @maem7636 4 роки тому

      BananaPickles007, LoL

  • @user-tm4my4jb6d
    @user-tm4my4jb6d 9 років тому +480

    How can I donate to you making more videos?

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 років тому +36

      +Samantha Taylor click on my channel name Lexitelevision and on that page to the far right you will see a donate or support this channel button. THANKS!

    • @jamesscott3969
      @jamesscott3969 9 років тому +23

      +lexitelevision your one of those UA-camrs whom makes me laugh out loud until my stomach hurts and lungs bleed, then laugh more. keep going because you keep me going.

    • @jamesscott3969
      @jamesscott3969 9 років тому +29

      +lexitelevision I got two words for you. Beauti-ful. no I'm not gonna talk about it anymore. I got two words for you so funny. I'm done for real promise. I got two words for you laugh-ter

    • @mackenzieelliott694
      @mackenzieelliott694 9 років тому +2

      +James Scott lol

    • @elainaallen4193
      @elainaallen4193 9 років тому +4

      +James Scott shes very pretty

  • @Kalifornyalove
    @Kalifornyalove 6 років тому +19

    I keep watching these over and over!!!! Soooo funny!! I got two words for the negative people, lighten up, I got two words for you, don’t watch, got two more words then I’m done , don’t hate, got two more words love Lexi💯

  • @brandonbrisby8540
    @brandonbrisby8540 7 років тому +26

    WHEN THEY SPIT THEIR FOOD OUT TO SAY GRACE LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂💀

  • @dennyjr54
    @dennyjr54 9 років тому +243

    I love it Lexi.

    • @lexitelevision
      @lexitelevision  9 років тому +34

      Dennis Doyle Jr. And i love you Dennis!! YOU ROCKED THIS!!!

    • @adancy1000
      @adancy1000 9 років тому +7

      Dennis Doyle Jr. great job!

    • @dennyjr54
      @dennyjr54 9 років тому +4

      Amber Dancy Thank you!

    • @noelcollins2355
      @noelcollins2355 9 років тому +6

      Dennis Doyle Jr. Totally disgusting vid...

    • @rab123ish
      @rab123ish 9 років тому +3

      +Noel Collins i cosign

  • @maddiepeterson9895
    @maddiepeterson9895 8 років тому +102

    HOW DID THEY FILM THIS IM CRYING😂😂😂 WAS THIS IN AN ACTUAL RESTURANT IM DYING HER VIDEOS ARE SOOO FUNNY😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @shellielharrisjr9371
    @shellielharrisjr9371 3 роки тому +2

    I Love Her Skitts Soooo Muchgrande...She is sooo Talentedly Wild & Out...Also Loved when she said," Is the Bread 🍞 included in the meal...if my bread 🍞 is torn your will be low" Hilariously Funny😀😀😀💜💯🎭✨🎆✨💫💥🎯🎯🎰🎉🎉🎉😎🙏.

  • @jonno.alexander
    @jonno.alexander 6 років тому +9

    They went above and beyond with this production holy cow! Lol

  • @nora4981
    @nora4981 8 років тому +37

    This kinda remind me of every time the Real Housewives go out to lunch together lol

  • @jlly16
    @jlly16 9 років тому +74

    OMG! this was some diners at Applebees the other night :::smh::: not an ounce of decorum. I seriously thought there was a hidden camera somewhere, art really does imitate life.

  • @mr.speyside5240
    @mr.speyside5240 9 років тому +41

    That was embarrassing until you realize everyone else is an actor as well. I was like, "ain't no way these people putting up with this shit." 😂

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 Рік тому

      The beginning credits read, "Casting by..."

  • @vincentrobinson0505
    @vincentrobinson0505 6 років тому +7

    “I got two words for you. You wish” 😂😂 had me Dying

  • @luannwilson4581
    @luannwilson4581 7 років тому +31

    I love it when Lexi starts banging her hand on the table and yells everybody put your hands together and let's pray! And everybody does. I love lexitelevision! I don't watch cable no more. It's all Lexi now. I wanna know how to donate $$ to keep Lexi's channel going?! ♥♥♥♥

  • @JAchica11
    @JAchica11 8 років тому +525

    You should never be rude to your waiter or waitress or you might get some nasty extras in your food! I'm always extra nice and lots of spice when I eat out.

  • @kyladurie
    @kyladurie 8 років тому +239

    😂😂😂 I would love to see the bloopers for this video!

    • @bgtsllc1
      @bgtsllc1 7 років тому +17

      Kyla Durie two words for yah - You Right!" LOL

    • @Zeology_
      @Zeology_ 5 років тому

      @@bgtsllc1 lol

  • @meking1314
    @meking1314 8 років тому +18

    Girl when you said "Don't let me call Al Sharpton. Not the thin one. When he was big, he meant business." I SCREAMED!!!!! thank you for doing what you do! LMAO

  • @brainybrownchic
    @brainybrownchic 7 років тому +30

    "Oh my God..we been quiet all night" ...lol lol rotfl

  • @VictoriasUniverse
    @VictoriasUniverse 6 років тому +10

    “If the bread is torn, your top is low!” 😅
    Cold butter does really mess up a good piece of bread 🥖

  • @clevverlyquiet
    @clevverlyquiet 8 років тому +117

    I wonder are those people at the other tables extras or legit customers lol..because they really look like they're disgusted

    • @alexblaze8878
      @alexblaze8878 5 років тому +3

      Like most people they don’t like eating food seated next to animals. Do you blame them?

    • @lisaray2163
      @lisaray2163 5 років тому +36

      @@alexblaze8878 animals??? You racist sob

    • @vanessacs538
      @vanessacs538 4 роки тому +25

      @@alexblaze8878 it take one to know one, animal.

    • @lisag18
      @lisag18 4 роки тому +27

      They're acting

    • @mjohnson8206
      @mjohnson8206 4 роки тому

      @@alexblaze8878
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  • @shaylashay2788
    @shaylashay2788 9 років тому +95

    I got 2 words for you: YOU WISH! 😂😂😂😂

  • @elijahkimble712
    @elijahkimble712 8 років тому +24

    "wow Beyoncé really let herself go". i hit the floor lmaooooo

  • @LatoyaDJ
    @LatoyaDJ 7 років тому +63

    I Been BLACK all my life. I been to restaurants shopping etc. and I do see black folks act this way But Why.

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +6

      Latoya dj~ All people have acted a fool, to a degree, one time or another.

    • @LatoyaDJ
      @LatoyaDJ 7 років тому +8

      Carole Cook..Yeah I know this here suppose to be comedy).Most of the time it's us black folks act loud and always ready to pop off still don't Know why some folks act this way.I been black all my life lived in the hood and still don't understand why the behavior.

    • @jenster29
      @jenster29 5 років тому +7

      @@LatoyaDJ it's about class not race. I'm from Ireland, born and raised... Trust me we have classless people that act just like this. It's embarrassing and disrespectful to everyone else in the restaurant etc

    • @nolmets9397
      @nolmets9397 5 років тому +6

      Rich white people act the same way just not as loud.

    • @jenster29
      @jenster29 5 років тому +3

      @@nolmets9397 haha its the loudness that's the problem 😂😂

  • @tradcat7777
    @tradcat7777 4 роки тому +12

    "We are praying to our God, his name is Jesus"
    I felt that

  • @9darshana
    @9darshana 8 років тому +77

    lmao!! the look on everyone's face when the waiter said, "um, that's not a cesar salad" hahaha!! too damn funny!! You are the funniest person ever in life!!!

  • @toniboombox6739
    @toniboombox6739 8 років тому +110

    not that they prayed to for the bill to be gone #dead

    • @candyqueenify
      @candyqueenify 8 років тому +2

      LMFAOOOOO

    • @donjohnson3216
      @donjohnson3216 8 років тому +3

      +Toni Boombox Riiiight! RMBAOTFLMAO #dead

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +2

      Toni Boombox~Did Lexi say 'Won't God do it" or is that just what I imagine her saying? Ha Ha Ha😂

  • @xvid999
    @xvid999 8 років тому +114

    i feel rushed 😂

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +3

      David Burst~ yes,😂 I feel rushed/do you feel rushed?/I feel rushed.

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 5 років тому +5

      It’s like you’re trying to star in your own movie, Rush Hour 4! Do you see Chris Tucker here? Is Jackie Chan here?

    • @rogers5622
      @rogers5622 4 роки тому +1

      My aunt would have said that 🤣😭

    • @P4uLy-u4w
      @P4uLy-u4w 4 роки тому +1

      Kim KIM those are golden words yo get free stuff

  • @lightyearglow
    @lightyearglow 7 років тому +2

    If my bread is torn, YOU’RE TIP👏🏾 IS LOW 👏🏾!!!

  • @cjcj7402
    @cjcj7402 7 років тому +49

    LMAO!!!! THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF RACHETNESS

  • @jeremimi
    @jeremimi 8 років тому +157

    do ya get cherry koolaid

    • @youngjae1792
      @youngjae1792 6 років тому +7

      jeremimi right only black people

    • @thenry6769
      @thenry6769 5 років тому +1

      Omg Jeremimi!? Iconic!!!

  • @princesskatera
    @princesskatera 8 років тому +40

    Omg I literally have a cousin like this, she's the MOST embarrassing family member ever.. Especially in the airport or any public place for that matter

  • @lenalove8138
    @lenalove8138 8 років тому +47

    OMG, OMG,OMG when she handed him her gum I almost peed on my self and he held it, when they spit their food out to pray and then made the other people in the restaurant pray I was no good.... the lemonade with no lemons, sugar or ice I have to use that.... brilliant.I'm watching it over and over. If I was the waiter I would have jumped out the window

  • @mzyotruthnlove8263
    @mzyotruthnlove8263 4 роки тому +1

    What this salad talking bout? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My favorite line in the skit. She ate off of every plate at her table, and ate or drank off of others on the way out.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daltonb834
    @daltonb834 5 років тому +19

    2019 anyone?? This made my day😂😂

  • @symphonyheart1384
    @symphonyheart1384 8 років тому +93

    I got two words for you
    You wish

    • @redzoom7857
      @redzoom7857 4 роки тому +4

      He was straight savage with it! Lol

    • @TropicalJewels777
      @TropicalJewels777 3 роки тому +1

      When she said "Big Daddy" i died! 💀

  • @derekmorris6992
    @derekmorris6992 9 років тому +147

    Beyonce has really let herself go? BRUH lmao

  • @s-falcon5285
    @s-falcon5285 8 років тому +37

    IF MY BREAD IS TORN, YOUR TIP IS LOW! lol

    • @youngjae1792
      @youngjae1792 6 років тому +2

      S- Falcon right they got excited over bread

  • @nyag1764
    @nyag1764 7 років тому +42

    "I got more money than. ..well nah"

  • @joshc7218
    @joshc7218 3 роки тому +1

    “WHERE’s your MANAGER?! 💅 Where’s YOUR Manager?! 📣 “ 😂 😂 😂

  • @cdoughe4
    @cdoughe4 8 років тому +30

    "Omg we been quiet all night" lmao dead.

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +2

      Catherine Dougherty ~ and said with sincere surprise too😄

  • @Nevagoinback
    @Nevagoinback 8 років тому +114

    I been black all my life... so had my family... and my friends... none of us act like that. Very entertaining tho

    • @victoriaruppert3447
      @victoriaruppert3447 8 років тому +16

      Brooklyn Styles I have two words for you. GOOD BYE. I have two words for you, GET CLASSY. I have two words for you, SHUT IT. I'm not gonna talk about you anymore, you're irrelevant. But two more words, GOOD DAY.👌🏾

    • @thecringecaretaker8548
      @thecringecaretaker8548 8 років тому +1

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP

    • @blackputa5319
      @blackputa5319 8 років тому +4

      Shantae Durden Called a parody

    • @youngjae1792
      @youngjae1792 6 років тому +1

      Victoria Ruppert damn

    • @lujainmustafa20
      @lujainmustafa20 6 років тому +17

      She said ghetto people not all blacks😂😂

  • @michael50694
    @michael50694 8 років тому +160

    Can you do a black people on Thanksgiving video?

  • @cenafayeartstyl2284
    @cenafayeartstyl2284 7 років тому +9

    Lexi I love you girl! You are hilarious. We are not ashamed of the gospel of Jesus Christ lol! I can't breathe lol.

  • @blessedandbeautiful8365
    @blessedandbeautiful8365 5 років тому +6

    She forgot to ask for the hot cup of water...for the silverware

  • @BlackWomen917
    @BlackWomen917 8 років тому +9

    "If the people back there did not wash their hands please take out all the impurities" Dang that's funny. Ha Ha. Wow that's classic and a good prayer when eating at a restaurant. I often pray a similar prayer when it comes to restaurant food.

  • @Pgschool37
    @Pgschool37 9 років тому +8

    lexitelevision You come back hard every time. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @MeowMeow_95_
    @MeowMeow_95_ 8 років тому +25

    "wow Beyonce really let herself go" LMAO!!!!!

  • @757drelc
    @757drelc 2 роки тому +3

    Years later I'm still weak!!!

  • @elijah7764
    @elijah7764 2 роки тому +1

    When the one girl with the yellow dress on was shaking while she was praying I started dying 😭🤣

  • @Stmpnqueen
    @Stmpnqueen 9 років тому +5

    LMBO!!! "Can I get a Caesar salad, light lettuce, NO cheese, extra croutons...and a lotta meat" 😂😂😩

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому

      Kaylyn Madkins ~ That really had me laughing. And when he said it wasn't a Caesar salad & I think she said it is if she says it is. Same with the lemonade, ha ha ha.

  • @Destiny-ds8im
    @Destiny-ds8im 8 років тому +29

    Every time she say i got two words for you I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @papito2222
    @papito2222 9 років тому +5

    "IF THE BREAD IS TORN, YOUR TIP IS LOW " I'm dead.

  • @2000-h2m
    @2000-h2m 7 років тому +1

    She said you know I always eat off yo plate so don't act stupid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trainerlife
    @trainerlife 7 років тому +1

    Genius. Pure comedic genius!!!!! You go gurl!

  • @XCocoaCutieX
    @XCocoaCutieX 9 років тому +6

    I got 2 words for you: FUN-NY! Love it!

  • @Pattydole70
    @Pattydole70 8 років тому +20

    For goodness sake this is not a documentary people. This is a clear exaggeration to the greatest degree. She is black so of course her comedy is about what Ratchet back people do. I have seen some of this behavior in restaurants from black people that act like this. Only it was not this extreme because to be honest they would have been thrown out if they were this bad.

  • @ThatSoChristian
    @ThatSoChristian 9 років тому +21

    I got two words for this video right here "the. best" I'm done. I ain't gonna talk about it no more.

    • @av2383
      @av2383 7 років тому

      Christian Davis fu -nny

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому

      Too cute..I'm through.Tal-ent..that's it. Such fun..I'm done.

  • @leavejustinealone8613
    @leavejustinealone8613 5 років тому +4

    "Oh my god, we've been quiet all night" hahahaha!

  • @inishametcalf7840
    @inishametcalf7840 5 років тому +1

    😄😄😄too funny! Thank you for keeping your comedy clean. Goes to show that you don't have to be vulgar to be funny.

  • @williamfoote3094
    @williamfoote3094 9 років тому +8

    This got me weaaaak! I hope she does one like things black people say at a graduation😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @king2001able
    @king2001able 9 років тому +21

    i lost it when she went a round to taste all the food

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому

      kingsley~ You know I always eat off your plate, stop actin' stupid...Y'all better check your dressing! Everybody might need more dressing on your salad!

  • @MyLadyMo
    @MyLadyMo 8 років тому +160

    Lol...why oh why are my people so loud??:(

    • @rockybrocky6712
      @rockybrocky6712 8 років тому +14

      its in our blood..

    • @MyLadyMo
      @MyLadyMo 8 років тому +26

      +BROCKY Its embarrassing tho...:(keep it at home.

    • @vicksburg92
      @vicksburg92 8 років тому +16

      not gonna lie, went with some friends, and this was us. The waiter, white gay guy, was having a goodnight with us. I think he made alot of money in tips with us..lol

    • @tinicoleofficial
      @tinicoleofficial 8 років тому +19

      MyLadyMo Not all of "your people" are loud

    • @rockybrocky6712
      @rockybrocky6712 8 років тому +6

      Andi Nicole Official ty. althought i try not to be loud its so much fun

  • @wandawandahuff5918
    @wandawandahuff5918 5 років тому +2

    Hilarious!I'm in a nursing home or i would send a bundle to see this. Again! Makes my day!!!!

  • @tanyag1200
    @tanyag1200 4 роки тому +1

    I want lemonade with no lemons no sugar no ice
    well you just want water. 😂😂😂😂
    Its like your trying to start your own movie Rush Hour 4. Lexitelevision you guys are very entertaining. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jujubee6030
    @jujubee6030 9 років тому +8

    Oh my gosh!!! I'm laughing at Lexi facial expressions!😂😂😂😂

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому

      Jujubee~ 😒Yes! How dare they? Excuse You People!

  • @juanitathompson6752
    @juanitathompson6752 9 років тому +6

    "Excuse me! We are praying to our God" 😂😂😂

    • @carolecook1116
      @carolecook1116 7 років тому +2

      J.R. Gadson ~ an' His name is Jesus, ha ha ha

    • @lukejack9551
      @lukejack9551 3 роки тому

      I'm not ashamed of the Gospel 🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅

  • @FancyCrazyLady
    @FancyCrazyLady 9 років тому +7

    When i go out with my friends we all take something different so we can taste more meals... We also add salt before tasting the food

  • @brandonguidry4405
    @brandonguidry4405 5 років тому +7

    6:20 I know the black people leaving with me. We won't be going anywhere with you sister lol

  • @skeeterchambers965
    @skeeterchambers965 5 років тому +6

    I had a friend who used to be worse than this with NO money to pay for her food. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeryanjackson1829
    @jeryanjackson1829 8 років тому +22

    Did she just spit the food out to pray? Omg this is Funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and then she makes everyone pray in the restaurant! 😂😂😂