@@stephaniespear3566 from my understanding, Goats are at least twice the size of Turkeys. But I've never seen a Turkey standing right next to a Goat side by side so, who knows lol
I'm a film producer director and I own my own film company and I would love to make this dream come true I just need permission as well as many other things and money
These concepts people want to be a full tv series are often completely realized within a few minutes, anything after that is just repetition of the same idea. The secret to an interesting concept is to have more than one singular dynamic or joke so you can fill more than 5 minutes of time..
Have a friend who had a couple of turtles in a big fish tank. I asked one day if they had names. He said yah. That one's " bitey " and the other one is " snappy " lol.
My cousin's grandfather had a yearling buck that hung around the farm that started living in the pasture one year. He followed the cows into the barn at night until his discovery one morning when Grandpa Ludwig came out to feed kittens a little deer wobbled up to him, he fed it and took care of him, and he became like a dog roaming the farm. Harassing us kids when we stayed away from the house too close to the woods. He would try and chase us back toward the yard and out of the 6 acre pasture lol During deer season uncle Jason would put an orange dog collar on him and buck would follow him up the ledge road. It was hilarious to see Jason in full hunting gear with buck following walking down the farm road people driving by would laugh and take pictures, this went on for a few years till buck eventually went his separate way back into the woods, once in a while we see him walking the tree line checking up on the property.
@@vanessabriggs-firmin2820 yw I feel very blessed to have gotten to know such a majestic creature and witness how the miracle of life really is the perfect probability of the most incredible sequence of events to have had to take place in order for something so miniscule in the grand scheme of things to exist on such a large level in something sooo small as a baby deer... Buck really had a special impact in all of us getting to interact with such a fragile life in its most vulnerable moment.
there are lots of stories of deer living with people and then when they grow up and leave, they come back to check on their human parents now and then, making sure to visit as often as they can :)
They have the most beautiful bodies/feathers, but definitely got the short end of the stick in the facial region. Their heads literally look like old saggy lady bits.
@@AmandaLovesOldFords Animals deserve more credit. Animals truly have favorites. An example is how a cat chooses you. You don't choose the cat. Many animals have favorites in large family settings. You probably don't own many or any animals I am guessing. Otherwise you would know the difference.
Is that why hitler was a well known lover of animals? Seriously thought, animals are usually attracted to and bond with people that treat them well or raised em but that doesn't imply anything else about said humans And sometimes they bond to ppl who are absolutely terrible and terrible to them to, especially dogs. Bow many dogs attached to the hip to terrible owners do you know? Because i know plenty
@@DimT670😂he Wasnt, just like Jimmy savile saying he loved kids but he r4ped them, he Even builted a hospital so he could do that sht and be the Nice guy
Me too and I feel his Pain!! Of you have never seen a White Girl "Me" being chased by a Turkey then you have never seen the speed we can have!! Just think of that track "She's a RUNNER She's a TRACK STAR!!" with alotta speed Bobbin and Weavin Cause Damn them Suckerbills are Scary and it hurts to get Pecked and flogged!!
Turkeys are basically feather puppies. They will peck and they will harass you but they do it cuz they love ya. I had two that were exactly like this and they were my best friends
As do most other species..they also know the bad ones & that’s why many of them fear humans..not many truly good people around nowadays, unfortunately.
A week in such company would cure most types of sadness. You'd just laugh your socks off most of the time and forget why you were sad in the first place
@@WhoGitDaBiscuit I've never been the one to make it, bro 😆 I don't bother cooking turkey myself tbh. if I'm making meat it's gonna be either chorizo sausage in my beans n rice or like, a burger. Or chicken tenders hahahaaaaa. I don't like pork or beef much either, like chops or roasts.
Totally understand how y’all feel!! I have a Bourbon Red named Whiskey and can’t do anything without her at my heels pecking at me!! Love/Hate/Aggravate for sure!!
🤣😂"They're not always mean to me..." had me dying!!!!!☠️💀☠️ This man is a gem! When a person is this patient and kind towards the animal creatures, they are a very special kind of person. 😇💎
@Ash, Are you kidding? This guy allows his turkeys to dominate him and he admits "they are not always mean to me!" ( key words- "mean to me") He is afraid of his own turkeys. He reacts, he doesn't use his dominion over them in a loving way. The woman's voice says, "It's definitely a love-hate relationship...". He says, " 'Stop' is a monster, brat child..." He is next to the last person I would want to be exalted as an example of a turkey handler! The only thing worse would be if he reaction escalated into him abusing them, because they became more aggressive.
Didn’t catch their names were “ no” and “stop it”. Very fitting. I think everybody would come up with those names after hanging out with them for one day.
Showing LOVE for the channel and for sharing this video I absolutely loved it point blank I love their names and the fact that their wild turkeys just added to the amazement. Thanks again for sharing this video and have a blessed day everyone
What a lovely, kind man! Those turkey lurkeys are so funny, naughty and adorable! It's obvious they like and trust him. I think he has two turkeys friends for life..😂
I had a Basenji (dog) who messed with my Dad. I think she stole one of his tools and ran around the yard with it. When I told him that Micha would run around the yard, playing, and when I leaned over, she had a knack for biting a nipple...and would keep running. It would was so painful that I would look down my shirt, fully expecting to see a missing nipple and lots of blood. My Dad would laugh when I told this story...till after it happened to him. But, he really loved Micha.
@@whitelighttrainwreck3021 that's so cute, but I can't help but feel sympathetic to your family's nips 😂, that's gotta hurt. I had a Teacup Chihuahua that would run around the house and find our toes to munch on. She'd be so quick too, all you would feel is an apple corer being twisted on your big toe and then gone in a zip.
I was expecting him to say, "They're not always mean to me. Sometimes they're asleep."
Sounds like my wife.
Ha!
🤣
That would have been great!
😂😂😂
The fact this old man tolerates their antics rather than just turning them into thanksgiving dinner proves how much love and patience he has for them
The hoop slip, great idea! It didn't work for my goats. I think the older gentleman is gorgeous. Such a love.
@@stephaniespear3566 from my understanding, Goats are at least twice the size of Turkeys. But I've never seen a Turkey standing right next to a Goat side by side so, who knows lol
The Thanksgiving dinner got me 😭😭😭
Well, let’s wait for next thanksgiving.
Lawd thank you for this food👀
This feels like the trailer to a very chaotic sitcom and I so desperately want it to be real!
I second this
I third this!!! Wow I had chickens for years on my farm. They all died off from old age!! I really miss my chicks!!💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
I'm a film producer director and I own my own film company and I would love to make this dream come true I just need permission as well as many other things and money
Yess 🤣🤣🤣
These concepts people want to be a full tv series are often completely realized within a few minutes, anything after that is just repetition of the same idea. The secret to an interesting concept is to have more than one singular dynamic or joke so you can fill more than 5 minutes of time..
"No & Stop it"...omg I can't...😄😄 They love you!! 😄😄😊😊
My mom thinks im a turkey 😢
@@GTFBITKsorry my guy, be careful around late November
"I have to wear a hoop skirt to get work done" - This is the first time those words were spoken as a complete sentence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
R/BrandNewSentences
Lolol true that. You crack me up. I am going to pee myself
by a man! Many a woman worked wearing them! LOL
@@LKs_myFavs2022 really, don't say that out loud. May be some femi.... around hearing it and cancellation all around.
I’m sure hookers 200 years ago said that sentence
i love that the turkeys names are No and Stop It since thats all they ever hear.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Have a friend who had a couple of turtles in a big fish tank. I asked one day if they had names. He said yah. That one's " bitey " and the other one is " snappy " lol.
That’s why they stick around? He’s calling them non-stop 😂
It's perfect this is why we live.
😄
"They're not always mean to me"
Turkey proceeds to peck viciously at his leg.
My cousin's grandfather had a yearling buck that hung around the farm that started living in the pasture one year. He followed the cows into the barn at night until his discovery one morning when Grandpa Ludwig came out to feed kittens a little deer wobbled up to him, he fed it and took care of him, and he became like a dog roaming the farm. Harassing us kids when we stayed away from the house too close to the woods. He would try and chase us back toward the yard and out of the 6 acre pasture lol During deer season uncle Jason would put an orange dog collar on him and buck would follow him up the ledge road. It was hilarious to see Jason in full hunting gear with buck following walking down the farm road people driving by would laugh and take pictures, this went on for a few years till buck eventually went his separate way back into the woods, once in a while we see him walking the tree line checking up on the property.
What a lovely story. Thanks for sharing it with us 🥰🥰🥰
@@vanessabriggs-firmin2820 yw I feel very blessed to have gotten to know such a majestic creature and witness how the miracle of life really is the perfect probability of the most incredible sequence of events to have had to take place in order for something so miniscule in the grand scheme of things to exist on such a large level in something sooo small as a baby deer... Buck really had a special impact in all of us getting to interact with such a fragile life in its most vulnerable moment.
@@wisconsinaquatics Aww how lovely🥰🥰🥰
that’s so cute 😭
there are lots of stories of deer living with people and then when they grow up and leave, they come back to check on their human parents now and then, making sure to visit as often as they can :)
The 2 wild turkeys and this old man are free-spirited asf.
He's a good looking old man, tho. The turkeys, not so much
He needs to get together with Amanda , & Useless farm 🤣
@Mary Devonshire wym the turkeys look so delicious along with some ham sandwiches and king Hawaiian bread
@@ricardorascon88 mmmm. No, I like turkey hot, and juicy, with rich gravy and cornbread stuffing, or wild rice with portabello mushrooms
They have the most beautiful bodies/feathers, but definitely got the short end of the stick in the facial region. Their heads literally look like old saggy lady bits.
It’s his personality. They can’t help but be around him. 😂❤
Yes
They're basically like cats
He does seem to be quite a turkey 😂
😂 hahaha
😩😂🤣😭💀🤦🏿♀️
I wouldn't say those turkeys are pecking at him so much as they are giving him kisses without realizing it because love hurts sometimes
HAHAHAAA!! 😂😂😂🤣😂👏🏻👏🏻 Yes! 🤗🥰😍
Animals are attracted to people with good souls...
They're attracted to people who feed them
@@AmandaLovesOldFords Animals deserve more credit. Animals truly have favorites. An example is how a cat chooses you. You don't choose the cat. Many animals have favorites in large family settings. You probably don't own many or any animals I am guessing. Otherwise you would know the difference.
@@debbiefox6846 animals pick a favorite based in familiarity and what they receive in turn, few animals remain loyal, such as dogs for example.
Is that why hitler was a well known lover of animals?
Seriously thought, animals are usually attracted to and bond with people that treat them well or raised em but that doesn't imply anything else about said humans
And sometimes they bond to ppl who are absolutely terrible and terrible to them to, especially dogs. Bow many dogs attached to the hip to terrible owners do you know? Because i know plenty
@@DimT670😂he Wasnt, just like Jimmy savile saying he loved kids but he r4ped them, he Even builted a hospital so he could do that sht and be the Nice guy
That guy should be honored. He's been chosen.
Chosen for termination. Those things are trying to kill him!
@@Rascal77s 😂😂😂😂
@@Rascal77s😂😂😂
More like chosen for a death ritual
Yes, chosen for the .....pecking order.😎
"I'm gonna need therapy, honey." Sorry, I can't help but laugh at that. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂SAME!!!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂me too!!!
what he really needs is some Tylenol
As a therapist… I don’t know what I’m the hell id do w this situation.. he needs the animal whisperer.
Lol, I think this is hysterically funny 😂🤣 but I might not if they were always poking me with their beaks.
He's the Dad we all have or should have had. 🦸♂️
That's why those turkeys are mean to him. "This human truly loves and adores us. Let's make him our emotional punching bag."
The “I’m gonna need therapy honey.” Got me!! 💀
Me too and I feel his Pain!! Of you have never seen a White Girl "Me" being chased by a Turkey then you have never seen the speed we can have!! Just think of that track "She's a RUNNER She's a TRACK STAR!!" with alotta speed Bobbin and Weavin Cause Damn them Suckerbills are Scary and it hurts to get Pecked and flogged!!
lol feels like the intro to a reality show 😂😂
In the early 2000's 😂😂
It needs "IF you ask how i ended up here....." intro
Right? Lol I could see this airing on Animal Planet or sum'n.
Turkeys are basically feather puppies. They will peck and they will harass you but they do it cuz they love ya. I had two that were exactly like this and they were my best friends
I swear this just cured my depression 🤣 someone pls make this into a show!!
Relationship Status: It's Complicated
needs his own youtube channel
Hell yea that would be so funny I'd def subscribe
I'd definitely subscribe! It's nice to see wild animals compared the billions of cat and dog videos
Yeah 🤭
😊😂
@@Avovoom wild and wild
They know a good man when they see one
As do most other species..they also know the bad ones & that’s why many of them fear humans..not many truly good people around nowadays, unfortunately.
@@woodstockxx you are right
A week in such company would cure most types of sadness. You'd just laugh your socks off most of the time and forget why you were sad in the first place
After a wild turkey took over the chicken coop we stopped losing chickens to coyotes
You'll have get another turkey for Thanksgiving......
@@Ami-jc2oo hahahahah oh my god, it might be worth it to skip the turkey dinner! Turkey is dry anyways 😜
@@rs-mt6kl if your turkey is always dry someone doesn’t know how to cook it. 😉
@@WhoGitDaBiscuit I've never been the one to make it, bro 😆 I don't bother cooking turkey myself tbh. if I'm making meat it's gonna be either chorizo sausage in my beans n rice or like, a burger. Or chicken tenders hahahaaaaa. I don't like pork or beef much either, like chops or roasts.
@@rs-mt6kl chorizo is good! 👍
"I'm gonna need therapy honey..." In the most optimistic but defeated tone 😭
❤
This man deserves his own show
The way he was flipping that damn hoop shirt though 😂😂😂
"We own three big turkeys. Two birds, and my husband" - the wife, probably.
Underrated
😂 😂 😂
HAHAHA I LOVE ❤ THIS!!! OHH HUNNY WHERE ARE YOU??? LOL
Like a woman at work, “I have five animals; three dogs, a cat, and Josh.”
Across the store, her boyfriend looks up, “What?” Presumably… that was Josh
Like a woman at work, “I have five animals; three dogs, a cat, and Josh.”
Across the store, her boyfriend looks up, “What?” Presumably… that was Josh
Just like a bullied child..."they're not always mean to me"...😂"I'm gonna need therapy honey". This was pure gold❤.
that is cute and nice!it what makes you moving the whole day,they are like kids that needs being taking care of every minutes.😂😂😂
“ I’m gonna need therapy honey🥺”
Got me
“ I had to start wear a hoop skirt” something I never thought I’d hear someone say 😂
Yes
Petit bourgeois ...
Where did he even find one? Costume store? 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
The hoop skirt got me rolling laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen a dude in one of them! 😂❤
The hoop skirt probably makes him look like another turkey that is flaring or puffing up in a defensive or attack mode. So they are a bit more wary .
Almost as funny as The Rock, in a Tutu.🤣👍💖
He didn't say explicitly, that he acquired the hoop skirt *after* he acquired the turkeys!🤔
Totally understand how y’all feel!! I have a Bourbon Red named Whiskey and can’t do anything without her at my heels pecking at me!! Love/Hate/Aggravate for sure!!
They left out the fact that they adore his wife and that they raised these turkeys too 😂
“I’m gonna need therapy honey” 🥺😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂"They're not always mean to me..." had me dying!!!!!☠️💀☠️ This man is a gem! When a person is this patient and kind towards the animal creatures, they are a very special kind of person. 😇💎
They love you in their own turkey way.
How adorable is this ❤️ true friends !
" I had to start wearing a hoop skirt" is the funniest fucking sentence on Earth.
Yes it is 😂😂
"... to get work done"
Agreed 😂
But stop it is still getting under it 😆 🤣
And the visual with him in the hoop skirt. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂Lol
He said “they’re not always mean to me” with an attitude that was like he was being held hostage.
Hello Pallas
How are you doing?
@@davidrobertson7058 doing good how are you?
😂
@@LadyPallas I’m great
Wishing you a happy new year
@@davidrobertson7058 you to David. Good to hear from you
"They're not always mean to me." 😂😂😂😂😂
I need a grandpa like this sweet man !
There names are Legit "No" and "Stop it" I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those turkeys are awesome, and so are you sir! Love it...God bless y'all!
Thanksgiving must be really awkward for them 🤣🤣🤣
Best names ever "NO" and "STOP IT". .
“Stop It is a little monster brat child…No guards me” has me rolling! 😂
Just got it!
This is so cute! No & Stop It, have found their forever 😅😮
"What's for dinner honey?"
"30 pounds of turkey burgers, dig in!"
"I had to start wearin a HOOP skirt to get work done" "OWW!" "lemee aLONE!!" 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is so funny. The man and his turkeys...
_"They are not always mean to me"_
Oh man, oh no, they broke you 😁
He's an abused spouse, suffering Stockholm Syndrome.
I'm going to need therapy honey bruuuuh hahahaha
That old chestnut”I have to wear the skirt” 😂😂
To pacify them, tell them "Thanksgiving is coming" 🤣
This dude is so cool.. these folks need their own TV show
Lol this Does look like a reality show trailer
This is too funny!
This couple looks like they know how to have fun and not take life too seriously.
U made me smile today thank you
He loves these turkey more than I love myself
He needs his own show. The look of love, joy and being present on his face while riding the motorbike and the chasing him was everything to me
This would be the best tlc show in history.
@@Gore-Labs hahahaha legit. Love this guy.
@Ash, Are you kidding?
This guy allows his turkeys to dominate him and he admits "they are not always mean to me!"
( key words- "mean to me")
He is afraid of his own turkeys.
He reacts, he doesn't use his dominion over them in a loving way.
The woman's voice says, "It's definitely a love-hate relationship...".
He says, " 'Stop' is a monster, brat child..."
He is next to the last person I would want to be exalted as an example of a turkey handler!
The only thing worse would be if he reaction escalated into him abusing them, because they became more aggressive.
I agree. I would watch his show with the turkeys. 🦃🦃🦃🦃
Didn’t catch their names were “ no” and “stop it”. Very fitting. I think everybody would come up with those names after hanging out with them for one day.
The title of this video is literally "These turkeys are named 'no' and 'stop it'" ?
Lol my old neighbors from childhood had a chicken named red, the day he pecked my face my grandpa named him dinner
They're so adorable 😂
And that is why you never mess with dinosaurs!
“Leave me Alone” got me crying
😂
Wasn’t expecting to smile or laugh tonight, but I ended up because every time he said out with the chickens hurting and was just funny I guess
They keep you young!!!
"I'm going to need therapy honey". I'm laughing so hard! That's classic!
This man is patient and kind👍🏽
They would make great Thanksgiving dinner
Weirdo….
I love this guy what a character.....
They are keeping you young and on your toes. 🦃🦃
😂
Respect to pops for not renaming them "Thanks Giving" and "Dinner" 😂
Me
Ha. You got to it before me but I said Thanksgiving and Christmas.
350ﾟ for about 3 and a 1/2 hours
Mother nature can be surprisingly cool. I thinks it’s honor to have wild animals like you.
Showing LOVE for the channel and for sharing this video I absolutely loved it point blank I love their names and the fact that their wild turkeys just added to the amazement. Thanks again for sharing this video and have a blessed day everyone
this man sounds like he's been defeated, accepted it and is at peace with his new reality
What a lovely, kind man! Those turkey lurkeys are so funny, naughty and adorable! It's obvious they like and trust him. I think he has two turkeys friends for life..😂
Or until thanksgiving dinner starts lookin too pricey.. Kinda already leaning that way though 😂
You got to admit it's pretty awesome to have random wild turkeys as pets
Now this should be a reality show. That I would watch.
I love the hoop skirt chasing the turkey.
What a great relationship between them 🤣. And that gown. But, what a nice man taking care of the turkeys.
OMG, how adorable! You're so lucky. So funny 😆 thanx!
You need to set up a page so people can follow you and the turkeys.
They love you in a wild way
They love you when you chop their head off!!!
I love how one turkey tried to get under the hoop! Hilarious! Great video 🤣
Oh, my, what dichotomy! I was laughing one second and grimacing the next! 🤣😱😂😱🤣 Great video, y’all❣️❣️❣️
A year later in Thanksgiving, “Now it’s my time”
When you think you've seen just about it all, along comes no and stop it 😂😂😂
It's these little nuances that fulfill this man's life and gives him stories to talk about. I love little annoying things
Damn that's poetic :'0
like children
Like children
*nuisances
But yes 🦃❤️
good point.
😂😂😂 I love the names lmao yells at them both “NO, STOP IT”
Turkeys - gobble gobble 😂😂
These animals are sweet, naughty, loving animals in their own way
“I’m gonna need therapy honey” 🤣😂
"im gonna need therapy honey" XD hope to see more of this love hate relationship. wild turkeys can be crazy but good "guard dogs" XD
Oh man he must feel relieved when Thanksgiving approaches
true temperament of turkeys!!
This is the best short I've ever seen!
I love how he said “im gonna need therapy honey”
BRO HES WEARING MY PROM DRESS HOOP SKIRT LOL!
These turkeys know exactly what they are doing 😂😂 chaotic energy 😅
There should be a whole movie about this man and these birds
Didn’t you see them run with him on his motorcycle? My man’s straight up living some Jurassic World right there
A whole movie would be better than half a movie, yes.
I would watch it 😆😆😆
The turkey pecking his backside and his response of not flinching and saying "leave me alone!" With such a conceded tone is so funny to me.
You learn it when you get married.
I had a Basenji (dog) who messed with my Dad. I think she stole one of his tools and ran around the yard with it. When I told him that Micha would run around the yard, playing, and when I leaned over, she had a knack for biting a nipple...and would keep running. It would was so painful that I would look down my shirt, fully expecting to see a missing nipple and lots of blood. My Dad would laugh when I told this story...till after it happened to him. But, he really loved Micha.
@@whitelighttrainwreck3021 that's so cute, but I can't help but feel sympathetic to your family's nips 😂, that's gotta hurt. I had a Teacup Chihuahua that would run around the house and find our toes to munch on. She'd be so quick too, all you would feel is an apple corer being twisted on your big toe and then gone in a zip.