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  • @Whalesharker
    @Whalesharker 4 роки тому +439

    Between Austin dying of a cold and Billy getting killed by a bear, I feel like the banker dude would have just spent your entire budget on something stupid like trail bikes if you had recruited him.

    • @Linkhood
      @Linkhood Рік тому +41

      But then who would throw the bike in the ocean?

    • @maxiawesomekid899
      @maxiawesomekid899 Рік тому +6

      Banker if brutal moose chose him: sorry but I’m actually an outlaw so long thine sucker! *a pice of splash text on the screen said an imposter stole all of your money *

    • @FantasticAlbum77
      @FantasticAlbum77 5 місяців тому +1

      Do not slander the trail bike

  • @N3rv3d4m4g3
    @N3rv3d4m4g3 7 років тому +2062

    austin billings never having been sick, then dying from a cold actually make sense, if he'd grown up really sheltered and never gotten sick his immune system wouldn't be used to fighting stuff off , combine that with foreign allergens and bacteria, and you've got a bad time right there.

    • @michaldanek7734
      @michaldanek7734 6 років тому +130

      The23rdDevil I guess the common cold just wasn't common enough.

    • @haroldsparrow881
      @haroldsparrow881 5 років тому +58

      @@michaldanek7734 Your immune system has been trained with vaccines. (lets not get into the fact that reality is not pretty and its fucking complicated the issue around vaccines) thats why you can survive the common cold better then your ancestors. You have essentially "leveled up" your immune system.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 5 років тому +112

      I mean this more genuinely and less snarky than it sounds, but what are the chances a Black man in 19th-century America would have had the chance to grow up sheltered?

    • @pumpkinpartysystem
      @pumpkinpartysystem 5 років тому +56

      @@haroldsparrow881 It's really not complicated, people are just paranoid and listening to conspiracy theories about vaccinations because they want to protect their kids and for some reason think the government is trying to kill them, and in their paranoia they trust the few resources that agree with their already established points of view instead of the ones that are actually accurate, and thusly don't vaccinate their children in an attempt to keep them safe that is actually making them and those around them worse off.

    • @leongkinwai9709
      @leongkinwai9709 5 років тому +44

      @@janeeyre1990 I'm guessing he was born and raised his entire life in one place...?
      Like, maybe the common cold wouldn't have gotten to him, but some other bacteria/virus could have.

  • @thefoxoflaurels3437
    @thefoxoflaurels3437 7 років тому +1366

    There's something rather dark about watching the perky, somewhat developed, and decently acted FMV characters die in awful and painful ways

    • @nathanniesche6380
      @nathanniesche6380 5 років тому +74

      Except you don't really watch them die, you watch weirdly drawn "people" get sick.

    • @Silanda
      @Silanda 5 років тому +152

      It gets kind of dark if you take Sally and Jeff. In one of my games Jeff was killed instantly by an accidental gunshot, but in Sally's FMV scenes she still acted as if he was alive. I figure she just went nuts.

    • @SarcasticGayLawyer
      @SarcasticGayLawyer 4 роки тому +29

      @@Silanda That is really sad.

    • @demonjmh
      @demonjmh 4 роки тому +13

      It's because it makes the characters feel more alive

    • @electricstrawberries-1257
      @electricstrawberries-1257 3 роки тому +16

      I know this comment was posted forever ago, but if this game makes you uncomfortable, then you'd find The Harvester downright disturbing! It's this game pretty much dedicated to FMV gore. I only got about thirty minutes in, because I found it too discomforting, pffft.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 7 років тому +801

    "Ain't never been sick in my life"
    Those were his last words before immediately dying from a cold

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 років тому +29

      He's never been sick. His immune system is shot. He could easily die of a cold.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 роки тому +1

      He’s come back to reply to your comment!
      👻💬

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga Рік тому +17

      That's the problem. He isn't prepared for sickness.

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 7 років тому +616

    6:38 - The way he says "wife" makes me think that she needed a way to get to America and he needed a beard.

    • @idiotsavant2343
      @idiotsavant2343 4 роки тому +8

      What do you mean he needs a beard?

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому +130

      @@idiotsavant2343
      It's a slang term for a lady in a relationship with a gay guy for the purposes of making him look straight.

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 3 роки тому +123

      That explains why morale was so high after Anna died

    • @marcherwitch9811
      @marcherwitch9811 11 місяців тому +1

      exactly what i was thinking!

    • @TheAtroxious
      @TheAtroxious 7 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, I noticed that too."My...'wife'...will be coming with us. 😉"
      Okay dude. You're about as straight as the trail itself, but okay.

  • @zixise
    @zixise 7 років тому +739

    Dude the actors are great.

    • @TheEssentialHughJazz
      @TheEssentialHughJazz 7 років тому +116

      This actually doesn't look like a bad game, even beyond this channel's standards

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 5 років тому +25

      yeah I actually dare say that putting actors in as the people you travel with, better interaction rather than just talking to random people

    • @TyRiders2
      @TyRiders2 4 роки тому +16

      I grew up with this game. It's my personal favorite growing up

    • @kk11mmcchh11
      @kk11mmcchh11 3 роки тому +10

      Dude you're great.

    • @zeeavi6280
      @zeeavi6280 3 роки тому +6

      @@kk11mmcchh11 no. YOU are great.

  • @TheGollddMAN
    @TheGollddMAN 7 років тому +1361

    Austin Billings- Ain't never been sick, once in my natural born life!
    *catches a cold and dies first*

    • @ninjagregshow9423
      @ninjagregshow9423 6 років тому +33

      I am someone you don't know how the hell do you die from a cold? Even without the advances in medicine a cold is the easiest thing to treat, plenty of sleep, plenty to drink and you'll be fine

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 6 років тому +40

      eh moose made poor decisions you shouldn't give someone with Cholera a peppermint.

    • @iHeartsNostalgiaPit
      @iHeartsNostalgiaPit 6 років тому +25

      well take for example, there are two elderly people in the game their conditions start off as very good, while the younger people start off in excellent condition. now say you are traveling with one of the older people, there are times that if they catch a cold it could develop into Pneumonia, and if you picked Edward or Fabiola and either of them caught it, game over.

    • @carolgage4569
      @carolgage4569 5 років тому +21

      Ninja Greg Show : When your cold turned into a respiratory infection, it became pneumonia. Before antibiotics, it meant bye-bye!

    • @Chillwave6
      @Chillwave6 5 років тому

      Karma

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 2 роки тому +155

    It's strange rewatching these old videos and seeing Ian with short hair instead of his glorious long locks.

    • @movingtriangle8527
      @movingtriangle8527 Рік тому +8

      It's like a time capsul. Lets you know where you are in his upload schedule

  • @roachdoggjr3786
    @roachdoggjr3786 7 років тому +542

    this riverbank would make a great place for this piece of wood.

  • @minicritman999
    @minicritman999 6 років тому +447

    You missed the best wagon member, the medicine lady who can heal anything. The people you have to select from are different each time you play.

    • @willisverynice
      @willisverynice 2 роки тому +32

      You don’t think Ian is the best wagon member? I’m telling

    • @excrono
      @excrono 3 місяці тому +4

      And another with a passive ability to just repair broken axels and wheels every time they break, a healer for your actual wagon.
      That was a farmer as I recall.

  • @weeseet
    @weeseet 7 років тому +422

    At least no one fell down and hurt their leg.

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 5 років тому +31

      I fell down & hurt my leg!

    • @howdypardner6278
      @howdypardner6278 5 років тому +15

      Mary almost drowned.

    • @Pontwo
      @Pontwo 4 роки тому +2

      at this current moment there is comment directly above yours saying and i quote "I fell down and hurt my leg"

    • @ToonKid4
      @ToonKid4 3 роки тому +5

      I've fallen... *AND I CANT GET GET UP*

    • @Goz86
      @Goz86 2 роки тому

      Just cut off and queaterize anything that brakes. Sure safe way of survival.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +51

    (6:35) "Almost forgot my wife"
    Sounds like a wonderful relationship.

  • @Rukalin
    @Rukalin 7 років тому +684

    Well, as Ian predicted in his Yukon Trail-video, he forgot about the trail-game-scoreboard.

    • @bidoofthedestroyer566
      @bidoofthedestroyer566 7 років тому +1

      yeah.......

    • @greedow
      @greedow 7 років тому +5

      it's 2x2 now right?

    • @Rukalin
      @Rukalin 7 років тому

      ***** Yep. I actually avoided saying it to not spoil the video :P

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 7 років тому +21

      I was really hoping that the last 5 seconds of the video would be him saying "you thought I'd forget, wouldn't you?" and showing the scoreboard.

    • @kingykongy5676
      @kingykongy5676 7 років тому

      I'm disappointed.

  • @Rukalin
    @Rukalin 7 років тому +725

    I expect many comments talking about pieces of wood and good resting places.

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 7 років тому +51

      This piece of wood makes a good resting place

    • @benlink202forever
      @benlink202forever 7 років тому +5

      I also expected it from your comment. And I'm not surprised.

    • @Error-ve5ej
      @Error-ve5ej 7 років тому +25

      This comment section makes for a good resting place.

    • @NyanMango
      @NyanMango 7 років тому +21

      You sure that BEAR ATTACK was an accident?

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 7 років тому +9

      This resting place makes a good piece of wood. You sure it was an accident?

  • @MadmanEpic
    @MadmanEpic 7 років тому +240

    Trail Game Scoreboard:
    Ian - 2
    Games - 2

    • @Joshua-yw2jt
      @Joshua-yw2jt 7 років тому +4

      MadmanEpic thank the lord someone else remembers that to!

    • @CrypticStiles
      @CrypticStiles 7 років тому +20

      I FELL DOWN AND BROKE MY...piece of wood

    • @frisk4520
      @frisk4520 7 років тому +2

      50th like

    • @cog6545
      @cog6545 6 років тому

      MadmanEpic effet bien

    • @chadangeles3856
      @chadangeles3856 6 років тому

      Fair game

  • @CabooseTheMousse
    @CabooseTheMousse 3 роки тому +42

    When my middle school history teacher taught us about the Donner party, he asked us what we thought would happen to them and I jokingly answered “cannibalism”.
    We learned what happened the next day and I never thought I’d ever be correct about cannibals

    • @1Thunderfire
      @1Thunderfire 2 роки тому +5

      There's no party like a donner party!

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 років тому +538

    These FMVs would make a good resting place.

    • @gabelance1
      @gabelance1 7 років тому +27

      Piece of wood.

    • @secondandonly8032
      @secondandonly8032 7 років тому +19

      These FMVS would make a good piece of wood

    • @JonathanThe501st
      @JonathanThe501st 7 років тому +10

      This piece of wood would make a good resting place for FMVs.

    • @avidcrablover8972
      @avidcrablover8972 7 років тому +21

      Mary drowned in 2 feet of FMV.

    • @ebru5716
      @ebru5716 7 років тому +14

      Perfect to- *FALL DOWN AND HURT YOUR LEG*

  • @DrawnToast
    @DrawnToast 7 років тому +235

    Sad how he never brought up "piece of wood" joke at all, that was the greatest part of his Oregon Trail video.

    • @AwesomeEvan9
      @AwesomeEvan9 7 років тому +40

      The box the game came in, was made out of a piece of wood.

    • @borealis3067
      @borealis3067 7 років тому +15

      *WATERCOLOURS*
      there new oregon trail meme

    • @turntechgodhead4107
      @turntechgodhead4107 7 років тому +6

      DrawnToast And the two feet of water

  • @turntechgodhead4107
    @turntechgodhead4107 7 років тому +213

    "A little mauling here and there builds character!"
    -My Dad (he would say that)

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 4 роки тому +28

    6:10:
    Sally: "please, take us with you!"
    Ian: "I SAID NO!"

  • @ryanking4979
    @ryanking4979 7 років тому +796

    At this point it's Oregon Fail and everybody's dead.

    • @maxonwolf5841
      @maxonwolf5841 7 років тому +1

      lel

    • @lukemolwitz9769
      @lukemolwitz9769 7 років тому +53

      PIECE OF WOOD
      PIECE Of Wood
      Piece of wood
      piece of wood

    • @SmeddyTooBestChannel
      @SmeddyTooBestChannel 7 років тому +21

      It's funny because he actually won this one.

    • @TheNeXusCore9032
      @TheNeXusCore9032 7 років тому +46

      At least Mary wasn't around when Ian was fishing. She could had drowned in a shallow pond during that time.

    • @theplasmapro8343
      @theplasmapro8343 7 років тому +7

      BUT WHERE IS THE SCOREBOARD?!?!

  • @KestrelDC
    @KestrelDC 7 років тому +835

    So, the person who's never gotten sick dies of illness and the guy who has wrestled just about every animal dies from being mauled by a bear......... oh, the irony!

    • @cheezbunni3530
      @cheezbunni3530 4 роки тому +14

      You know what they say, there’s a first time for anything’

    • @tristencox5914
      @tristencox5914 4 роки тому +36

      I'm starting to think that maybe never getting sick isn't a good thing. Your immune system won't know how to fight it off

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 роки тому +11

      @@tristencox5914 I think he means that he has a immune system so strong that no disease can pass through it I think that's what he said

    • @stevenkramer6217
      @stevenkramer6217 3 роки тому +4

      That makes his statement even more ironic!

    • @Edsecondstocomply
      @Edsecondstocomply 2 роки тому +4

      I'd hate to imagine how the guy who "gets on with animals" would have died . . .

  • @brittany8546
    @brittany8546 7 років тому +102

    I just assumed you died on the trip and now this place is purgatory and the 'ghost' man is just someone who died as well probably from the extreme amount of bears out in the wild.

  • @temple_4213
    @temple_4213 7 років тому +298

    I fell down and hurt my leg

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 7 років тому +23

      I need to stop and take care of it.

    • @zyrgle
      @zyrgle 7 років тому +20

      I died of dysentery

    • @sarahbeardsley3316
      @sarahbeardsley3316 7 років тому +17

      I ate my leg

    • @arkaidov
      @arkaidov 7 років тому +17

      I died in a 2 feet deep riverbank.

    • @CrypticStiles
      @CrypticStiles 7 років тому +15

      BreadSlice95 This riverbank makes for a good dyin place

  • @benjaminstevens4468
    @benjaminstevens4468 2 роки тому +34

    In the first Oregon Trail game you could write epithets on the tombstones of deceased party members, and anyone playing or even playing a copy of that original, could stumble across and read the tombstones of other parties. I had a copy of my pal Dominick family’s version, my little brother was playing with my mom and they came across a grave of “Holly,” (Dominick’s mom’s name,) whose epithet read; “She gave one helluva blow job.”
    It was a neighborhood scandal as rips had been passed out to multiple families in the neighborhood!” Hahahaha! I wish I knew who wrote it, my guess was Dominick’s dad.

  • @Moonbeam143
    @Moonbeam143 7 років тому +1653

    Man, being mauled is just unbearable.

  • @shindirpfelive3487
    @shindirpfelive3487 7 років тому +170

    "Ain't never been sick, in my natural born life..."
    *Dies of a critical cold*
    I can't stop laughing!!!

  • @somacruz9225
    @somacruz9225 7 років тому +41

    Brutalmoose has had this channel for a long time, and he's accomplished a great deal. Let's take a moment and acknowledge his successes with a round of [piece of wood].
    In all seriousness, though, here's to our pioneer of a UA-camr. :) Keep up the good work, Brutalmoose.

  • @HannahTheHipsterVlogs
    @HannahTheHipsterVlogs 7 років тому +185

    4:14 caddicarus intro on a harmonica

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 7 років тому +200

    That "fuck no" part got me real good

    • @BoboMcBooboy
      @BoboMcBooboy 3 роки тому +1

      It got me too. I’ve cried laughing at a few of his videos. He’s had me hooked on these

  • @fabroski7113
    @fabroski7113 7 років тому +65

    Both Billy and Austin had ironic deaths, Austin said he had never been sick and he died on sickness and Billy said he could take on wildlife and died to animal mauling...

    • @eviljoel
      @eviljoel 4 роки тому +3

      Thank you, Captain Obvious

  • @JTCPingas
    @JTCPingas 7 років тому +609

    *You sure it was an accident?*

    • @waluigimourner8071
      @waluigimourner8071 7 років тому +21

      PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE OF WOOD

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 7 років тому +18

      Don't want any murderin' varmints...

    • @waluigimourner8071
      @waluigimourner8071 7 років тому +12

      y'know, this riverbank makes for a good resting place.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 7 років тому +10

      Fluffle Poof
      I FELL DOWN AND HURT MY LEG!

    • @waluigimourner8071
      @waluigimourner8071 7 років тому +5

      I feel bad about you losing your things......

  • @coreblaster6809
    @coreblaster6809 7 років тому +599

    No piece of wood? Very dissapointed. 0/10

    • @AwesomeEvan9
      @AwesomeEvan9 7 років тому +67

      The box the game came in was made of a piece of wood.

    • @ThalinsGenohan
      @ThalinsGenohan 7 років тому +27

      Not enough riverbanks that make a good resting place.

    • @AwesomeEvan9
      @AwesomeEvan9 7 років тому +17

      There better not be any murdering varments about!

    • @milzyywilzyy9922
      @milzyywilzyy9922 7 років тому +20

      But... but... but *𝕎 𝔸 𝕋 𝔼 ℝ ℂ 𝕆 𝕃 𝕆 ℝ 𝕊*

    • @plusmate19
      @plusmate19 6 років тому +2

      You sure that was made of a piece of wood?

  • @Irvin700
    @Irvin700 4 роки тому +6

    "...but I made it soooooooooon!!"
    That part is what did it for me. Man that was hilarious!

  • @williamweaver7854
    @williamweaver7854 7 років тому +22

    I don't know why the "I SAID NO " made me laugh so much

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga Рік тому +11

    Ok, it's pretty smart having Austin die of a cold. Turns out he really hasn't been sick once in his natural born life and that means he hasn't built up an immunity. Got a kind of War of the Worlds twist there.

  • @bogpaddle
    @bogpaddle 7 років тому +112

    the Donner party tried Hastings' shortcut, and less than half of them survived

    • @crazydave9938
      @crazydave9938 7 років тому +7

      +Summer Amberson that got creepy fast

    • @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993
      @whycantijusthaveausernameo3993 7 років тому +38

      It's alright. I mean after Jacob Donner settled he shared the secrets of baby back ribs.

    • @bogpaddle
      @bogpaddle 7 років тому +1

      dude I just realized that I said "less than none" xD

    • @Absenteeee
      @Absenteeee 6 років тому +16

      Fun fact, one of the survivors opened a restaurant after settling down.
      It went as well as you would expect.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 5 років тому +2

      Bogpaddle didn't they eat each other?

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 7 років тому +39

    "I aint been sick once in my natural born life!"
    >Is the first to die.

  • @sonicboy678
    @sonicboy678 7 років тому +113

    "And so, our journey to Oregon begi--"
    *ANIMALS EXHAUSTED*
    Well, that was fast.

  • @scottkrafft6830
    @scottkrafft6830 7 років тому +108

    Ain't never been sick once in my natural-born life!

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 7 років тому +8

      He's dead now.

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 7 років тому +26

      YujiUedaFan But are you sure it was an accident?

    • @Womper1992
      @Womper1992 7 років тому +6

      piece of wood, a piece of wood, a piece of wood...

    • @thomasd3104
      @thomasd3104 7 років тому +21

      Scott Krafft maybe he had a really weak immune system from never getting sick

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 7 років тому +4

      Thomas D
      Huh. That makes sense.

  • @Zalzo
    @Zalzo 7 років тому +146

    You are one of if not the funniest youtuber ever.

  • @UnkoMunko
    @UnkoMunko 7 років тому +24

    Ian, your shirt is absolutely beautiful. It completely overshadows the rest of the video.

  • @mothiestman4995
    @mothiestman4995 3 роки тому +11

    That goddamn journalist brought up repressed memories of that Donner Party comic book my mom thought would be a good thing to give to a 13 year old.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 8 місяців тому

      That wouldn't happen to be the Nathan Hales' Hazardous Tales graphic novel, would it?

  • @ouijacorn
    @ouijacorn 3 роки тому +16

    Patrick: "I think Lansford W Hanstings should be thrown in jail..."
    Ian: "You're not going to try to talk to me about this, are you?"
    Me: Let him SPEAK!

  • @Kuchenjaeger
    @Kuchenjaeger 7 років тому +71

    This comment section looks like a good resting place.

  • @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX
    @Xx_BoogieBomber_xX 7 років тому +36

    This river makes for a good final resting place

  • @silentevil77
    @silentevil77 3 роки тому +7

    Gosh this brings back memories! One time I went down big hill and it told me that a member of my party fell out the front of the wagon and the wagon ran them over and broke their leg 😅

  • @TayDays1128
    @TayDays1128 7 років тому +19

    I can't believe you let Nick die like that!You know you can't expect someone with refined skills of survival to survive!

  • @snowblind9551
    @snowblind9551 5 років тому +3

    There's something I find inexplicably hilarious about the over-dramatic montage at 14:55.

  • @superbseth64
    @superbseth64 2 роки тому +4

    Austin: Never been sick once his life, died of sickness
    Billy: handled anything land or water through at him, died from bear mauling
    Logic

  • @renasance2
    @renasance2 7 років тому +21

    I wish you got PBG to be in this video when I saw that Austin died.

  • @Caldella
    @Caldella 6 років тому +4

    This game was my favorite as a kid! Word of advice, use caution bringing the Irish guy. He's a butcher, so the chickens I brought along with me started suddenly disappearing...and my meat stores going up.

  • @Chiakiandmikanarebest
    @Chiakiandmikanarebest 7 років тому +21

    You did forget about the scoreboard from the Yukon trail review now it's 2-2 for you Ian

  • @WingedFish66
    @WingedFish66 7 років тому +72

    You sure those deaths weren't an accident? *echos*

    • @secondandonly8032
      @secondandonly8032 7 років тому +8

      Don't want any murdering varmints about

    • @koala9112
      @koala9112 7 років тому +5

      +Yung Venuz God of guns piece of wood
      wood
      wood

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 4 роки тому +3

      Y'know, this river makes a good resting place

  • @Handington
    @Handington 6 років тому +18

    He referenced Mall Maddness! He just released a video about it today! Awesome!

  • @DaRichMan
    @DaRichMan 7 років тому +75

    When he says "down right terrifying" at 8:52, he sounds kind of like Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. Creepy.

  • @thecosmicradiation
    @thecosmicradiation 7 років тому +3

    The acting of the NPCs in this game is actually pretty impressive

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 2 роки тому +21

    Apparently Nicholas J. Tillman is a gag character throughout the games who gives intentionally terrible advice

  • @themac7915
    @themac7915 7 років тому +11

    Is it weird that I'd want to see a movie like this? Where Brutalmoose has his party slowly get killed and then he's the only survivor?

  • @The_Wandering_Nerd
    @The_Wandering_Nerd 5 років тому +7

    4:30 "You're here to Oregon-ize a wagon party, aren't you?"

  • @Jennithebaker
    @Jennithebaker 5 років тому +4

    "You're basically sitting in your wagon on the way to Oregon waiting for something terrible to happen" this sounds like life.

  • @IceehawkPSN
    @IceehawkPSN 7 років тому +160

    COINCIDENTAL REFRESH SQUAD REEEEEEEEE

  • @zlco_8907
    @zlco_8907 2 роки тому +4

    Something about that “sharp as fox” edit really had me 💀

  • @StoutShako
    @StoutShako 7 років тому +6

    12:58 "I FELL DOWN AND HURT MY LEG!"

  • @carolinemiller1574
    @carolinemiller1574 3 роки тому +6

    Don't listen to him Patrick. I think your sleeves are both practical and attractive.

  • @MarianneBrandon
    @MarianneBrandon 7 років тому +10

    Now I NEED a video of Ian playing Mall Madness

  • @EGLEWRRR
    @EGLEWRRR 7 років тому +10

    08:54
    I was not pre-warned of Bill Cipher's participation in the long-suffering wagon team as well!

  • @matthewconnermr.gensin5417
    @matthewconnermr.gensin5417 6 років тому +3

    The Blue Steel joke actually made me laugh out loud to the surprise of my housemates. Take your well earned like you savage.

  • @SamanthaPortUkulele
    @SamanthaPortUkulele 7 років тому +4

    Man, talk about a nostalgia trip. This is the version of the game I grew up with, and I think it's great and I've heard too few people talk about it. It was a pleasant surprise to see this in my sub feed.

  • @bencox5994
    @bencox5994 3 роки тому +3

    Like the 5th time I'm revisited this. I'll go half a year without watching much and then binge everything for a few days straight! Great content.

  • @androidmk5987
    @androidmk5987 2 роки тому +3

    That hastings cutoff part I kinda enjoyed. This games mostly made for education and mentioning the hastings cut off is cool.

  • @ZanessaGaily
    @ZanessaGaily 7 років тому +15

    Y'know, this fice makes for a good resting place.

  • @teememdee
    @teememdee 7 років тому +50

    But Ian, what if I like bears?

  • @B3Band
    @B3Band 7 років тому +178

    Of course the black guy dies first

    • @lodahlislodahlis1954
      @lodahlislodahlis1954 7 років тому +19

      #BlackLivesMatter #StartAnotherViolentRiot #NatureIsWhite

    • @Johnnnyhero3
      @Johnnnyhero3 7 років тому +26

      'Ain't ever been sick,once in my natural born life!'

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 7 років тому

      good

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 7 років тому

      a good person Wood

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 7 років тому +2

      Bloodbath and Beyond we are not leaving him until we give him a piece of wood

  • @MrFutago87
    @MrFutago87 7 років тому +6

    14:40 Man, the smarminess radiating from the guy is almost palpable.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 7 років тому +650

    And of course the black guy was the first to die. Not even educational video games are safe from horror movie clichés...

    • @itzspencerr1403
      @itzspencerr1403 7 років тому +6

      Aren't you the same person I've seen on Oddity Archive? If yes, I've seen you everywhere I go!

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 7 років тому +27

      No, you must be thinking of my 276th genetic clone, who looks just like me and somehow managed to have the same username. Jk, it just appears that we have extremely similar interests ^o^

    • @itzspencerr1403
      @itzspencerr1403 7 років тому +9

      Otaking Mikohani -- cool, it's always great to see my kind of people.

    • @gcwapa2787
      @gcwapa2787 7 років тому +87

      "Never been sick once in my natural born life!"
      *Dies from cold*

    • @dwanedibly8129
      @dwanedibly8129 6 років тому +2

      Otaking Mikohani The black guy didn't die first in Alien, though.

  • @ShineTheHedgehog
    @ShineTheHedgehog 7 років тому +5

    ...I actually WAS staring at the rod. Ian you're a goddamn future psychic.

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 7 років тому +3

    I especially love the commentary in this one, Ian reached a magnicent new level of denial

  • @theoriginldw
    @theoriginldw Рік тому +2

    Shenandoah playing in the background really sells the suspense 😭

  • @kobaltsteel6418
    @kobaltsteel6418 Рік тому +6

    15:05 ... I know this led to a joke, but... man, for that moment, that was like pretty sad, the way Brutalmoose said that line

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 3 роки тому +4

    I only ever played the very first one at school, you had to boot off those massive floppy discs. All I really remember is dying once and typing "he farted" on my headstone. Then another kid on the network found it and told the teacher, and i actually got in a lot of trouble. . . for some reason.

    • @TheAtroxious
      @TheAtroxious 7 місяців тому +1

      Fart was considered a curse word back when these games were new. Actually it's kind of funny to me how quickly that word went from being considered obscene to being common parlance, all within my lifetime.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 7 місяців тому +1

      @@TheAtroxious
      Right? I swear they reacted like I wrote the N Word. I wasn't allowed to play Oregon Trail anymore. Oh well. . .
      "Actually it's kind of funny to me how quickly that word went from being considered obscene to being common parlance, all within my lifetime."
      I couldn't have said it better. Seriously, that's borderline poetry. But yeah, the difference in acceptable public speech over the last few decades is bonkers. I'm 43, how old are you?

    • @TheAtroxious
      @TheAtroxious 7 місяців тому +1

      @@SewerTapes I'm 34. I remember being told when I was little that "fart" was a curse and we should just say "make gas". Cue all sorts of unintentional hilarity upon discussions of the gas bill, or needing to breathe gas. At some point when I was a teenager I noticed the word "fart" being used in children's shows on daytime TV and that broke my brain slightly given the taboo against it from my own childhood.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 7 місяців тому +1

      @@TheAtroxious
      LOL. Can't stop fart jokes no matter what you call it.

  • @WonderSilver
    @WonderSilver 7 років тому +17

    Ian: 2
    trail games: 2
    it's a tie

  • @misterbms4747
    @misterbms4747 4 роки тому +2

    I love these actors! They sound so passionate about the roles and I wish I could do something like this sometime.

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 4 роки тому +4

    3:18 Oh boy, a reference to cannibalism in a kids game!

  • @knightogourd
    @knightogourd 7 років тому +68

    who the hell puts a game into a wooden box???

    • @fastbreak333
      @fastbreak333 7 років тому +34

      People that want to make Clint from LGR orgasm with excitement.

    • @lunadab9641
      @lunadab9641 7 років тому +53

      piece of wood

    • @milomilovsky6173
      @milomilovsky6173 7 років тому +52

      People who want to afford a good resting place

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 7 років тому +14

      Murderin' Varmints

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 6 років тому +1

      Personally I'd like to have a copy of Kingdom Hearts II with me in my coffin

  • @zillawith3zs234
    @zillawith3zs234 Рік тому +4

    I’ve not seen such bravery

  • @victorpaine281
    @victorpaine281 2 роки тому +2

    Haha, was not expecting this nostalgia trip at all, brings back days of drowning in rivers because I had several tons of buffalo meat. Good times.

  • @colinmcmasters5819
    @colinmcmasters5819 3 роки тому +2

    I recall playing this game over and over again, making new games pecifically to get to the hunting segments.

  • @JAMOVATN
    @JAMOVATN 7 років тому +16

    I would really love to see Ian tackle any Phillips CDI games. The zelda games would be great for a video.

    • @300kyuubi
      @300kyuubi 7 років тому +5

      We don't speak it's name

  • @TheLegend1800
    @TheLegend1800 7 років тому +3

    Congrats on tieing the scoreboard, Ian!

  • @summerw.1425
    @summerw.1425 7 років тому +1

    "Dont think I didnt catch you staring at my ROD!?" That giggle was my fav part of the vid, I watched it like 10 times XD

  • @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898
    @warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898 7 років тому +2

    Those 'Cholera' and 'Swamped Wagon' guitar sounds are hilarious

  • @jeremyzorek
    @jeremyzorek 7 років тому +5

    +brutalmoose You said it, and you were right. You didn't reference the trail game scoreboard again.

  • @ArsonRaboot
    @ArsonRaboot 5 років тому +4

    11:22 *W A T E R C O L O R S*

  • @cas6359
    @cas6359 3 роки тому +1

    I’ve only known Austin and Anna for such a short time but I’d die for both of them.

  • @Moggetslittlesister
    @Moggetslittlesister 7 років тому +1

    Oregon Trail III was my Oregon Trail! I remember being so excited once I made it to disc 3. I never made it all the way to Oregon, though...

  • @cormorantcolors6791
    @cormorantcolors6791 5 років тому +5

    we’re gonna
    cAULK THE WAGON, *MOOUTHFAAACE*

    • @ToonKid4
      @ToonKid4 3 роки тому +2

      uNTIL THEEEEEE DAAAAAAAY WE DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE-

  • @rolfathan
    @rolfathan 4 роки тому +3

    2:35 Nice transatlantic accent that didn't exist at all at that time, Patrick.

  • @evilhealer
    @evilhealer 7 років тому +1

    I just now noticed the supplies joke at the end with the scoring, I love you for that

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 2 роки тому +2

    I don't get how they can spend all this time making these FMV animations for every character, and also have them react to a lot of different situations. But they couldn't just take a single photo of them lying down being sick? - They could even be extra fancy in ensuring that everyone had their head in the same position (the rest of the body doesn't matter much), and then also taking a second photo of them standing and holding the head of the person. That way, they could incorporate two party members in the image.