A Monkey Controls My Fate | Xtreme Onechunk Ironman #43
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2024
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challenge rules
Before I can continue to another gamechunk I have to complete:
1. All of the highest level skilling challenges (including skillcapes)
2.Do all available achievement diary tasks
3. Obtain all unique monster drops
4. Obtain all unique items in a chunk
5. Get all unique minigame rewards
Random events have to be used in skilling challenges.
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Come on. Don't do it. Every single one of those Asian/Chinese scam games are so-called 'video games' are children gambling machines. Clue is in the bullshit tagline: 'next-gen mobile MMO'. That's code for 'please give me your parent's credit card'. I've seen so many kids say they are addicted and spend $1,000 on this stuff due to their role model UA-camrs getting them hooked on it. Half of them are Asian, other half are either European or American. Either way, they should be rejected, and the companies should be left to fail. They are corrupt beyond belief and are ruining gaming and the mental health landscape.
Most profits of video gaming comes from gambling/loot boxes, and one of the biggest problems in UK and U.S. is child gambling and addictions. Lots of recent studies prove this.
Stop fucking do it just for cash. Get other ads. Ask for more donations from your supporters. Branch out beyond gaming for ads. Or ask to ad actual games that are NOT gambling machines/mtx machines.
I know you're not stupid, so you know that this is a problem. Don't add to it. Reject it at all costs. Find income other ways, or take the hit. Unless they're paying you 10 million dollars, which you fund into saving children's souls, don't fucking do it, Limp. You got paid like $2,000? For what? To ruin the lives of 15 kids who get addicted to their perfected gambling interfaced, hand-built by corrupt UX experts and coders. They have literal psychologists to guide them. They know what they're doing. They know it's evil. They know it's manipulating people's brains and emotional systems.
It's so widespread that I saw reports that 50% of ALL mobile games are DRIVEN by gambling/loot boxes. And roughly 30% of Steam games. Same issue in China -- even worse as of 2024, in fact, says new data reports.
And message to parents out there: DON'T let your kids on smart devices/iPhones and gambling/free video games online and on mobile. Don't give them credit cards. And actually ask the teachers, too, what they're learning in school. Demand lesson reports and proof. If they refuse, take your kids out and save them. Look at the EU school guidelines. They are brainwashing camps -- and these EU and UN systems control about 99% of Western schools. A clear example is Casel, which controls about 99% of American schools, and pushes radicalism onto children and has been doing so for years now.
Now, back to phones and such. World-class expert Jon Haidt suggests no smart phones or social media until AT LEAST age 16! That's how corrupt and evil and brainwashing and mentally unstable it all is. You know what a good hint is? The fact many of the founders and CEOs don't let their kids use their own creations. That's because they know how bad it is -- they built it and run it!
P.S. Some schools, mostly in UK, have now BANNED phones, and it has gone amazingly, once everybody agrees. Once there are ZERO phones, it's amazing. It only fails when only some people agree! Various studies and datasetsd also indicate that TikTok is directly linked to various mental health and other issues in teenagers and young adults. One shocking stat I saw was that 80% of Western women aged 18-35 get their news from TikTok. So, almost any young woman you see in the world likely is brainwashed by TikTok on a daily basis (as data also shows people spend an avereage of 4 hours on social media per day and 8 hours on screen per day), which is like Twitter and UA-cam combined, into the worst, most aggressive, most negative A.I.-driven, toxic, echo-chambered, fake news system possible. Imagine that on a daily basis. Well, the problem hitting BOYS is a bit like that, but rather in the realm of addiction and video game gambling. Both Jon Haidt and Warren Farrell talk about this.
It probably wouldn't have changed anything, but given that you have both Krystilia and Turael, you can roll a "free" Krystilia task every time you complete a Turael task, for extra possible completable tasks. This is because Krystilia slayer has a separate task streak. I know you cannot complete many Krystilia tasks, but you can at least complete a few, like crazy arch and green dragons. The way it works is like this:
1. Complete whatever task you are on.
2. If your normal task streak is 9 (or 19, 29, etc), then get a Vannaka task for your 10th task. If it is completable, go to 1, otherwise cancel with Turael.
3. Otherwise, get a Krystilia task. If it is completable, return to step 1.
4. If the Krystilia task is incompletable, go to Turael and reset your task. This will reset your WILDERNESS slayer streak, not your normal slayer streak. If the Turael task is completable, then go to step 1.
5. If the Turael task is not completable, then hopefully you have 30 slayer points and can cancel it.
Essentially, this gives you 1 free krystilia task every time you do a turael task, because cancelling it only cancels your wilderness slayer streak. And if you're incredibly lucky, this could even lead to you doing 5+ krystilia tasks in a row and getting extra slayer points in addition to extra slayer exp.
This is goated if it's all right, hope Limp reads this
The NorthernUIM method. Shout out Jeporite!
Goated episode, first extreme chunker to get this far into Slayer!
Oh man, this is exciting! Fingers crossed you don’t end up needing to boost. Glgl!
If the logic is to require a slayer boost for wyvs if he gets monkey blocked, wouldn’t it mean he should already be boosting to do them the second he is within boostable range since wyvs are from a previous chunk?
@@RandyTBag69no
@@RandyTBag69he couldn’t get slayer xp before he got turiel since he got a task he couldn’t do. Now he’s able to skip unless he get monkeys
@@RandyTBag69 no, there's no strict order for how he has to do any of his tasks. Just because it's from a previous chunk doesn't mean he has to do it first. He just has to do it after unlocking it and before the next chunk roll just like any other chunk task.
@@RandyTBag69 yea agree it doesnt make sense, while there have been no other grinds that include boosting so far, IMO it should only begin after he hits the level. However if limp wants to do skeletal wyverns its prob fine.
Good thinking to go for the public scurrius instance instead of the private, best of luck with the 72 slayer grind!
Gahhhh.... Have to wait a week yo hear about superiors. I feel like more than ever we're at like a pivotal stage of the account. Of course every chunkroll has had a lot to be lost, but now there is so much to be gained too!
The only realistic answer I'm expecting is that it gets backlogged until he can actually get decent superiors and a stable way to do slayer that doesn't hitch on being unable to a turael task. Otherwise, series is going to go dark for multiple years getting several thousand cave crawler tasks to simply go on-rate for heart and gem.
@@RayGunnMK2I've calculated it the other day, he's looking at around 15 years of 8 hours of a day to get heart/Gem on rate at crawlers.
Immediately liked the video. Big man deserves the algorithms favour
Absolutely brutal that you don't have 50 quest points yet so you can just block monkeys. I wonder how many chunks you are away from 50 quest points? Great episode and looking forward to the master's ruling on Superior Slayer uniques!
I love these dedicated series! Thanks for spending so much time and effort making entertainment.
Looks like you are enjoying the game now instead of a zombie grind. That’s good. It’s cool to see the progress of this account over all this time
The luck on those tasks! You love to see it!
19:04
Wouldn't it make sense to just block monkeys? Or is the first block not free in terms of QP requirements?
you need 50 qp :/
@@Limpwurt drats. Nevermind that then. Hopefully it will continue to not be an issue!
@@joshnaddor7401 came looking for this question
@@Limpwurt this was very important context, thank you.
I feel like including superior slayer drops in the chunk for 99 slayer cape makes sense. It's a reasonable middle ground since superiors aren't chunk specific.
I had the same thought - should be a requirement for the 99
I disagree, theres tons of people that go millions of xp over 99 slayer with no heart or gem.
@@daniellovesosrs by the time he gets to Duradel it will be 2045. This is for sure the best option. Or else he will force himself to get the gem/heart when he unlocks superiors which will lock the account for ages
This episode was so much funn!! You're easily the best Osrs Content creator, swapletics who 😂😂
Born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore the universe, but that's okay because I'm just in time to enjoy fresh Limpwurt uploads.
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You can use call follower option whenever you have no idea where your pet is. Great vid as always
Seriously, he knows about random-ass turboniche shit like the Burthorpe games "unlocks" (that probably only like 3 people total would ever know 🤣), but not basic-ass pet glitch troubleshooting? Smh.
If your pet isn't showing up like at 2:20, you can click the whistle in your equipment tab to recall it back to you
Him not doing that was bothering me so much haha
The OSRS gods eyes to redeem themselves by finally evening out your luck levels!
Always nice to see you getting lucky!!
Nice to see a new episode!
great progress man, sometimes pets get stuck in instances, if you go to your equipment tab and click the whistle in the bottom right corner you can get it back following you without having to log.
Always saves my week if limp uploads :D
Spoooooned! So glad you found a good way to do this
Great episode GL on next chunk role I am hoping for lumberyard.
2:04
There is a whistle button on your equipment tab that brings your follower to you :P
Huge luck on those tasks. Absolute spoonwurt
Love the vids mate. Started watching the series 2 months ago. Got really sad when i caught up now i gotta wait for uploads. Do get a dopamine rush when you do tho lol
Every time I watch one of these videos, the uncontrollable urge to go back to OSRS returns.
That was an insane Slayer grind!
I haven’t been this excited about a new episode dropping since game of thrones
Juicy episode! The luck never ends!
Good luck on the slayer grind!
Limpwurt! Going to be a great Saturday! ❤
You are the goat pimpwurt
Great episode, can’t wait for the next one
Great work senpai
KC 1789 means that Scurrius is Louis XVI and Limpwurt is the French Revolution
Huuuge episode. Great vibes the whole time
Yay this shit is back
Always look forward to an update
The power of auts > jesus incarnate
Rat boss looks like its better xp than just doing normal slayer for the early level, damn.
Itswill is malding at that droprate
Slayer boosting for visage off of wyverns sounds like the definition of a meme grind. Fuck that I'd say
6:36 mom, I made it into a limpwurt video
Great video man!
Just so you know, if you can’t find your follower, there’s an icon with a whistle on the bottom of my hand corner where all your equipment is that will call it
LETS GOOOOO LIMPWURT WE LOVE YOUUUUU
Limpwurt not knowing about the summon pet button is funny af
You mean call follower button, but yeah hes a big fat noob.
Awesome video.
my man limpwurt and odablock both cheesing the scurrius method
This boosted my dopamine levels by 150%
Once you unlock Champions Scrolls, will you have to get all possible Champions Scrolls before unlocking anymore chunks?
Yup, all champion scrolls he currently has acces to.
I thought Monkey Tech was back for a second then! Can't wait for the Limpwurt Imbued Hart arc, some day...
btw you can click the whistle icon in the worn equipment menu to call your pet to you at any time ;)
cheers
I got the Scurrius pet recently on a single digit killcount. Have some luck.
@Limpwurt the whistle icon in equipment tab can call the pet to you
Auer, if you're reading this: good to see you again (Oingo here). Saw your high scores. Insane progress. Congrats. I quit P2P. Only play F2P now. :)
Could you not get a Slayers respite? It's eclectics too but they're more common and you get 2? I might be wrong about the drop rate from implings
you can use the wistle in ur equipment tab to summon your follower
Didn't realize the private instance lowered scurries health, not wonder I've been struggling to get a kill. Thought i had to kill it once to get the weaken version lmao.
Peak content!
why is part of your footage blurry?
Most irons ignore Dwarfs because if the Zammy Wines, but your chillin lol 😅
Why not block Monkeys rather than cancel? Great episode!
Was curious why your scurrius kc was still going up. (I stalk your hiscores... sorry) This explains it haha
whistle in equipment screen to recall pets.. :)
If you end up getting superiors before slayer tower can you put imbued heart into the temporarily meme drop rate exception?
"was* an excellent Deadman mode hiding spot" after this video haha
4:06 Sea Shanty 2 (Nightcore RMX)
Excuse me if this is a stupid question, but can you not block monkey tasks for 100pts? Genuinely asking, I haven’t logged in in a long time
my man didnt use the whistle to call his pet l0l
You could also block the monkey task? Meaning you would never be blocked
womp he didn't know the trick to get a rogue outfit piece on every attempt
Why isn’t limp using the farming cape for the extra herbs?
I was wondering, can you do 9 tasks with spria instead of Turael ? This way if Spria gives you a monkey task, you can cancel it at Turael instead of having to use points (you would only need to cancel if you get Monkey into more monkeys).
Not sure if Turael can cancel Spria tasks, but the wiki does not say it can't.
'If the other master has assigned you a task Turael could assign himself, your request will not work.' Does not works. Sad.
nice
Two legends meet - since when does Auer leave GotR? 00:37
If you hit the whistle in equipment tab then pet will reappear behind you
Wait I’m confused isn’t a slayer block only 100 points? Would you not just want to block monkeys so you don’t get slayer locked? What do you mean you have “5 monkey skips”? Just block them
Need 50 qp
Idk how you feel about boosting LMS wins but people in the collection log discord cheese the 1k win cape
why dont you use farming cape on herb runs doesnt it give xtra yield or smthng
bro doesnt know about whistle being able to call pet
Why didn’t you just block monkeys instead of skipping it so you won’t have to worry about soft locking?
Scuwu!
Ghommal unlocked?! Well, gg grandmaster combat achievements requirement. Rip series! 🤣
Superior slayer drops should be passive
Is there no way for you to get 50 quest points to block monkeys?
After listening to you talk about how many areas you don't want to unlock, I wonder why you are even doing this series. You seem to just want to get lucky with ideal unlocks. Genuinely curious, you have a good drive, why not make this a mode you actually enjoy with looser restrictions?
Still don't understand why you're saying you'd need a visage from skeletals, it's not a drop exclusive to them
You do realise the whistle on you equip page calls pet right?
Hello There!
Would it not be better to block monkeys?
How are you going to kill Skeletal Wyverns without the Elemental Shield?
You wait 10 minutes for them to de-aggro, then safespot them
a bit sad that the live clips of the chunk rolls werent included, doesnt feel the same :(
If you get 100 pts you can block monkeys
Did they ever patch thqt fairy ring monster tele settled used?
Umm can't you enter soul wars with edge chunk? There are lesser demons and greater demons.
Or is that rollable content
How have you been playing so long with no concept of the call pet button? You never needed to relog
i love you.
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