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I liked that you went with the idiotic captain and the crew were the sane ones. You've been the voice of logic and reason for your series so hearing your voice take the other role this time made this even funnier for me.
"What's that sound" "We just fired Philips out of a torpedo tube sir." "Oh, wow, Philips was highly effective" A few minutes later after retrieving Philips "get back in the tube."
@@christoffergood3504 Ok yes, but the guy who made himself leader of the crew is just being an idiot who cannot even understand what it means when someone is saying torpedo, I mean serious when someone says only that word with nothing else, it should be clear what's happening.
Having one person screaming his head of is hilarious. Having an entire crew of them screaming their heads off is one of the funniest things i have ever seen 🤣
"I thought we we're rid of you!" hearing that line was so awesome, I can't tell anymore if that voice was done after tons of practice or literally a guy at his breaking point.
This is the origin of the captain. Soon he will become a ghost and possess an unborn child centuries from now alongside others and man a ship once more.
@@jacklewsey7952 soon he will join the UNSC, then after that fight for the glory of the Imperium and the God-Emperor as one of their many vessel.........Now I kind of want to see this happen
Better hope they don't enter high tier battles. Captain: WHY ARE WE TAKING DAMAGE!? Crewmate #1: We've already had been detected! Captain: HOW CAN THEY ALREADY SEE US THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!
This was amazing. Have you ever considered doing a "What if everyone else talked" type of video? Is there even a game where the protagonist is the only one who speaks? Now that it seems like everyone else is settling into doing voice roles, it might be fun to make a video of all of you reacting to a voiced main character.
I freakin LOVE how the Crew responses to its Captain! Especially the way officer Carter (or was she leutennant Connor?) sasses him! And also how the Captain just casually throws people overboard.) Man, I sure do hope we get a sequel with TANKS soon! It has to be made!
"Up Periscope" 1996, comedy starring Kelsey Grammer. A maverick captain is told to use an insane crew and diesel submarine to take on the (then-modern) nuclear US navy in a war game. Probably the only movie in which I could tolerate Rob Schneider.
Why doesn't somebody just toss Captain overboard and assume command? If he can do that himself without any consequences, then why not somebody else too?
10:43 yes I want that as a video they try to escape him and and they decide to leave the navy and now drive tanks only for them to some how wind up with him again
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "What's that sound" "We just fired Philips out of a torpedo tube sir." "Oh, wow, Philips was highly effective" "connor, carter, someone go to that wreckage and retrieve phillips and load him back into the tube" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: such great talent here. Your parodies are the best I’ve found on UA-cam. I hope you have plenty more material to work with! Cheers,
You know, out of everything that I heard the only thing I paid attention to was that the tier one ship looked that retrofitted merchant ship New Zealand tried to turn into a cruiser
I like them! Even the Captain, cuz he’s funny. Captain The id- I MEAN leader, Conner the logic, Johnson the brain, and the Carter… the tolerant? They’re awesome!❤❤❤
Please tell me that I’m not the only one comparing the captain to Zapp Brannigan, especially promoting people so he can escape, please tell me I’m not the only one
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During registration use the code BOOM to get for free:
● 200 doubloons
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The promo code is only for new players during the registration.
Now for some fun facts about this video:
1. This is the first What if X Talked video where I've included the entire Downtime crew and wrote them comedy parts. I did include them in Pokemon, but their lines were already written for me because they were voicing character dialogue.
2. I went through a few different voice choices for the captain, but landed on the "salty sea dog" type after my kids heard it and thought it was funny.
3. The tank comment at the end is of course a reference to World of Tanks.
4. I found this one to be a fun challenge to write, as there are no "characters" to look at or actions to go off of. So writing comedy based on not even being able to see the characters I found to be a fun challenge.
5. Jerrod (aka Toku) playing the character of Johnson lost his voice a bit on this one because of all the screaming I made him do. I don't regret it...
6. A scrapped version of the script had the captain as the straight man and the crew being the completely incompetent ones. I ended up scrapping it because I liked the idea of an idiotic captain failing up.
gotta say dude, every video you do is damn hilarious, but you suck at being a captain.
I liked that you went with the idiotic captain and the crew were the sane ones. You've been the voice of logic and reason for your series so hearing your voice take the other role this time made this even funnier for me.
I love your vids, they are soo funny and they make my day when i am sad. Thx
Can you do Minecraft part 4 ple
can you do gungrave, please?
"What's that sound"
"We just fired Philips out of a torpedo tube sir."
"Oh, wow, Philips was highly effective"
A few minutes later after retrieving Philips
"get back in the tube."
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
And he some how survived being attached to a torpedo
@@christoffergood3504 Ok yes, but the guy who made himself leader of the crew is just being an idiot who cannot even understand what it means when someone is saying torpedo, I mean serious when someone says only that word with nothing else, it should be clear what's happening.
japanese american suicide torpedo.
Poor Philips..XD
The captain kept his crew alive despite many ship crashes and a burning plane. He should be a general.
You mean "Admiral".
Admiral
He should play Enlisted then
Admiral you no qual puke
@@thegreenguy4666 NO HE SHOULD BE AN ADMIRAL.
Having one person screaming his head of is hilarious. Having an entire crew of them screaming their heads off is one of the funniest things i have ever seen 🤣
Ikr
"Maybe I'd do better in a tank"
...Do I detect a sequel?
Yes yes you do
Lets just hope he doesn't become an aviator...
@@Mr_Wolfkin that would be better with warthunder really
I would put money on yes.
oh yeah
Ship technician: "Is that a torpedo?" *Explodes*
Ship Captain: "Guess it was..."
That tracks for this Captain
"I thought we we're rid of you!" hearing that line was so awesome, I can't tell anymore if that voice was done after tons of practice or literally a guy at his breaking point.
That's just Toku... He's always at his breaking point with me.
This is 100% accurate.
@@tokunut Good to know. It was extremely convincing and now I know why.
Is anyone else concerned that the people he mainly threw overboard were the ones that were his normal voice?
Now that you mention it…😰
Yas i just notis 😨😨
I certainly am now
What could this mean?
I do not know how much they paid you, but it wasn't enough. This is by far the greatest add sponsorship ever.
When the "captain" pushed the other one over board, I immediately thought it was Starscream.
Transformers Prime, I have found you.
Now for the important question, in this instance who is being betrayed.
@@michaelashford8223 Duh, Megatron!
@@michaelashford8223 as long as Megatron is leader of the deasitpicon there will always be starscream to take it
Starscream!!!
As someone who is British I agree with the crew and I would jump off the ship as well.
Awwww... no one likes my terrible accent! :-(
@@PressStartToLaugh we're british, we have a different accent in every town we don't need any more!
@@PressStartToLaugh Hey I just don't want to die, I like living thank you very much.
quick question for british people
do you say pizza as pitzer
@@PressStartToLaugh I do like it. I'm not British, so that might help.
It’s kind a nice to see the whole crew in action and suffering. Hope this becomes more of a regular thing
I never thought warships would ever make it into here, what's next, what if sidewalks talked? lol
But it did
@@negativexyz5075 Does that mean warships has a.... STORYLINE?!
@@a.c.i7020 does now..
@@a.c.i7020 poor Philips thou.....
@@Ravresthegamer brb i'm gonna go hit up game theory
why do i feel like the captain is actually the janitors pirate voice from the subnautica series
This is the origin of the captain. Soon he will become a ghost and possess an unborn child centuries from now alongside others and man a ship once more.
@@jacklewsey7952 yeah
@@jacklewsey7952 soon he will join the UNSC, then after that fight for the glory of the Imperium and the God-Emperor as one of their many vessel.........Now I kind of want to see this happen
We can take it, have you seen how big our ship is.
That just means you're a bigger target.
7:30 phillips is probably my favorite character out of the crew. Also i laugh so hard when they fired him out of a torpedo tube.
Better hope they don't enter high tier battles.
Captain: WHY ARE WE TAKING DAMAGE!?
Crewmate #1: We've already had been detected!
Captain: HOW CAN THEY ALREADY SEE US THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!
Welcome to World of War Ships... Cruiser meet Battleship... have fun 🤩
The accents and the defecting crew and the Torpedo crewmen, great and hilarious
This video needs to be the sponsor spot that every other youtuber plays when they promote World of Warships.
Oh sweet mother of god this is by far one of your best videos.
I'm just imagining them screaming constantly
Oh my God, this is hilarious. Someone PLEASE animate this video.
This is what went through Eisenhower’s head every morning during the war.
Firing Phillips out of the torpedo tube had me dying 🤣
Who knew Philips was more effective as a torpedo than a human being.
This was amazing.
Have you ever considered doing a "What if everyone else talked" type of video? Is there even a game where the protagonist is the only one who speaks?
Now that it seems like everyone else is settling into doing voice roles, it might be fun to make a video of all of you reacting to a voiced main character.
I want this as a mod voice
And I'll add this to the things I want to make an SFM Animation of...
Same but drawn animation
This is so much more fun than I thought it would be!
"Statis report!"
"Engines are dead, guns are dead, 99% of the crew are dead!!"
"Do I get a metal now?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
No
dam
HOLY CRAP THAT WATER'S COLD!
@@ryanzimmerman1594 Bye like a captain you are terrible😑
*jumps into the water*
I freakin LOVE how the Crew responses to its Captain! Especially the way officer Carter (or was she leutennant Connor?) sasses him! And also how the Captain just casually throws people overboard.)
Man, I sure do hope we get a sequel with TANKS soon! It has to be made!
Now do War Thunder, I don't know how you would be the person who gets a 80mm to the face tho.
Phillips being shot out of o torpedo tube, recovered, then shot again was perfect! XD
No body asked for it but it here and we love it.
Warships needs to octuple what they paid him, this is easily the best endorsement anyone has ever given them.
"Up Periscope" 1996, comedy starring Kelsey Grammer. A maverick captain is told to use an insane crew and diesel submarine to take on the (then-modern) nuclear US navy in a war game. Probably the only movie in which I could tolerate Rob Schneider.
That's a fun movie. Haven't seen it in like 15 years though.
@@PressStartToLaugh "Somebody find Buckman, launch him out a torpedo tube."
Imagine getting the privilege to get absolutely destroyed by the man himself... PSTL
"Imagine getting the privilege to get to absolutely destroy the man himself... PSTL" - fixed that for you.
@@PressStartToLaugh Thank you, I knew I must have had some typos in there!😂
I don't blame Connor, Carter, Johnson, or Philips for defecting. I would've done the same if Captain Dumbass was in charge of my crew.
Why doesn't somebody just toss Captain overboard and assume command? If he can do that himself without any consequences, then why not somebody else too?
I love everything about this format and I’m going to share this for the sake of comedy!
Prepare for TANKS! :-)
@@PressStartToLaughOh no🙁
Ah yes yet another quality video for me to add to my rotation of watching most of your what if talked videos pretty much every day.
I might have a problem but I only do this if it's a really good video so.
You can always get the Mighty Jingles Commander for your ships; it's pretty funny.
Everyone that have Phillips in their name will be in fear if they see the captain were like that 😂
I'm not first, I'm not last, but when this guy uploads, There's lots of laughs.
Watching you shoot a broadside battleship with HE like that hurt.
But great work as always with the voices and commentary!
I have no doubt. I have almost NO IDEA what I'm doing in Warships.
10:43 yes I want that as a video they try to escape him and and they decide to leave the navy and now drive tanks only for them to some how wind up with him again
Yup. I am now excited for when he becomes a Tanker.
While I don't play this game anymore I love this content. That was just perfect.
so what comes next? World of Tanks? Mech Warrior Online? Warthunder? Sea of Thieves?
*Captain Voice inside Arthur, the Backstory*
What are the odds?
200 to 1 against.
That's way too generous... I would've gone with 500 to 1 against.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"What's that sound"
"We just fired Philips out of a torpedo tube sir."
"Oh, wow, Philips was highly effective"
"connor, carter, someone go to that wreckage and retrieve phillips and load him back into the tube"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Maybe ill do better in a tank"
Me: (playing world of tanks) nope (shoots self)
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: such great talent here. Your parodies are the best I’ve found on UA-cam. I hope you have plenty more material to work with!
Cheers,
Crewmate: Sir the ship is sinkin- Me: Fuck off *Flies away in my fighter and leaves the crew to die*
what is this? The USS William D. Porter experience in World of Warships?
I nominate feeding Captain Donkey to the Kraken to secure our victory...
Me "aim at that ship"
My crew "let's aim in 4 opposite directions".
Phillips is a brave man, for not once but agreeing three time to being used as a torpedo
“Hm, maybe I’ll do better in a tank” oh god….
Dude, this gave me an idea. What if one day in other 'What if the crews talked', a few lucky subscribers get to voice the crew?
I’m willing to bet that PSTL is one of the many underrated UA-camrs. Just kidding, he is.
Asks what's on the radar while commanding a ship from WW1
Me who's been listening to podcasts on naval history:
"YOU FOOL!"
Best of the best so far there's is no rest between laughing all of it's hilarious moment, hope your sponsor give u a big bonus for what u did 👍
5:30 almost made me spill my drink wasnt expecting that XD
At least the crew made it out each time, well the main ones, everyone else is still dead.
From now on when ever I fire torpedoes I will think "there goes philips"
Oh it would have been fun to have done voice overs for this.
captain: MAKE THINGS GO BOOM
you want to make your ship go boom
Phillips is as aquatic as he is aerodynamic
I can't wait for the world of tanks episode... hope for a return of the crew who thought land combat might be safer
This is hilarious. I had a swim instructor like this.
Zab Brenigan, is that you?
The Captain reminds me of Zap Bannigan from Futurama.
Brain damage😑
This was hilarious. Would love to see another episode
Me: sees a world of tanks ad
Press Start to Laugh: "Maybe I'd do better in a tank."
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Mr. Philips we would give you a medal but nobody back in HQ believes what you have done despite the evidence
Carter :“He’s gonna start a war with Australia now”
Me: bring it on
99 percent of philips being in the video is him being thrown of the ship or fired out of a torpedo tube. Amazing
OH MY GOD! This is sooo my crew.
I winder if you get a special badge or medal for being fired out of a torpedo tube? Perhaps you a special ribbon if you sink a ship in the process?
I always do this when I'm doing battles. It can be really fun to yell at yourself when you turn your side and get citadel for half your health
8:52 I will always be obsessed with this laugh
10:44 "Huh, maybe I'd do better in a tank."
Hint hint?
War thunder
@@espytheespeon2768 try again
@@dogecoin9240 Fine Enlisted
@@espytheespeon2768 world of tanks
@@dogecoin9240 Doom 64
that's an open door for so many funny videos!
world of tanks
games like world of tanks
Ah yes the "thinking man's action game"
The most ironic game slogan.
The captain sounds like Muttley with his obsession with kicking everyone under the bus (ship?) for his medal XD
They’re literally the vulture squadron. I have an urge to remake this with footage from flying machines XD they literally have an episode on a ship.
captain qwark + Zapp Brannigan = this bastard
You know, out of everything that I heard the only thing I paid attention to was that the tier one ship looked that retrofitted merchant ship New Zealand tried to turn into a cruiser
Phillips guided torpedos. Very effective.
I like them! Even the Captain, cuz he’s funny. Captain The id- I MEAN leader, Conner the logic, Johnson the brain, and the Carter… the tolerant? They’re awesome!❤❤❤
Phillips had too many tacos
Poor Phillips always getting thrown overboard
I wonder what it sounds like when the Guys in Farming Simulator 22 would talk.
5:47.. That: I DONT WANNA : is the best😂
After hundreds of battles, I can't say this is the crew I wanted, but it's the crew I deserve
Thank you for what you do.
That feeling when the safest place on the battlefield is literally the inside of a torpedo...
If the Captains got enough blackmail to get a good half dozen of ships, why the hell doesn't he just command the entire fleet?
He doesn't have blackmail material on the commodore.
Please tell me that I’m not the only one comparing the captain to Zapp Brannigan, especially promoting people so he can escape, please tell me I’m not the only one
Your not
@@317GUY THANK. YOU.
Wait, he said 'Maybe I'll do better in a TANK'
i guess this is how yuro's ship's crew sounds