"I MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT!" and "I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE OF YOU!" perfectly describes how my mom talks to me when she's mad. She also sometimes describes herself as "hurricane Ludmila"
Russian grandmothers always love to feed! Mine was just like that! She used to bring homemade goods to school or when visiting other people! I also develop that habit never come empty-handed when visiting someone. Always get treats or at least ask what they need. It's really good life lessons learned. A lot of my non-Russian friends don't know the principle of bringing something at least offer to get a 2 L soda or coffee or chips or something.
Koгда вашей мамы не станет, вы будете с тихой грустью вспоминать эти котлетки, которые когда-то заставили вас стесняться. Какие мы глупые в молодости!!!
i cant stop laughing...omg...i come to this country for u.... dadya izya and babushka faina....i cant, i cant...if mother is not jewish than she is a shiksa, in my notebook...i m peeing as i m typing this
Sounds like my family also when we migrated in 1980! Just change some names and it was my irrational hormonal loud mother instead of quiet shy father who would be doing all the screaming, especially at the only B+ on a reportcard full of As!
Iam Russian father of two girls that hate everything Russian. After a while i stop even to talk with my own people.. From funny to creapy. P.S.didnt help decades of work in most prestigious hotel in Manhattan. i am aware of my accent..keep silence..
Oh my god the “I got a B+ in gym it’s a STUPID SUBJECT really “ and the dad getting so pissed with the “exactly you need to be a valecdictorian it’s a stupid subject why aren’t you getting A aH???” The exact same thing happened to me last week 😂
Great job Gary, reminds me a lot of my dad, except he's a bit less stylish. I hope you develop the character a bit more and turn him into cult figure like Baba Fira. One of my memories from childhood with my dad was him watching tele downstairs and calling out to me where I was upstairs to run down and change the channel for him. Fun times....
Гарик, нужно прописывать сценарий, импровизировать долго и смешно не получается. И помни, что основа любой драматургии - конфликт. Ты талантливый бадди)
Каждый Божий раз, когда я смотрю это видео, мое настроение всегда поднимается. Однозначное решение по поднятию настроению для меня. И хотя меня эта тема вообще никак не касается, все равно очень-очень смешно.
Американцы + русские + украинцы + мексиканцы + евреи... папы, мамы, дети, сыновья и дочки... Ребята, мы все так похожи и одинаковы со своими проблемами, что пора объединиться и избавиться от них!
Dear Gary, what are doing is " polniy pizdets" but its super funny. so many things in your acts remind me of my own. Thank you for doing this show , my daughter hooked me up on it !!!!
"I come to this country with two dollars in my pocket!"
+Leah Sauter lol i watched this with my dad and we both cried when he said this sentence.
So my parents 😂
Hey, I came with a five!
My dad said 20
This is hiw immigrand parents says to their own child
"it affects your other grades! your GPS!"
Omg I can't
this is so accurate i don't know whether to laugh or cry.
+Guildmaster Wigglytuff This is so my papa xD
+Guildmaster Wigglytuff so you tell your dad you made crystal meth during science class?
Guildmaster Wigglytuff it's so unbelievably funny I can't stop laughing 😂
It is not accurate at all........ Idiot
I know
Its nuts
"I MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT!" and "I CAME TO THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE OF YOU!" perfectly describes how my mom talks to me when she's mad. She also sometimes describes herself as "hurricane Ludmila"
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-) my dear!!!
But she says the truth,really! You will get it later, дай Б-г!!!
'Hurricane Ludmila' dying!! Lol
lmao that is awesome
But she's not Russian, she's Ukranian.
actally most russian parents tell you off for speaking english with them
omg I know right!!
Not true I speak english next to my mom....
so true
like half the time
Sam Holly Then your mother isn't normal ahaha maybe she was raised differently
Son: why are you so mad?
Dad: because I have to talk to дядя миша
Там немного не так было:
What took you so long, dad?
Because I had to talk to dyadya Misha.
🤣🤣😂
My favorite part was the "I came to this country for you" LITERALLY MY PARENTS OH MY GOD.
Sofiya that’s my step dads toast every time at a family get together. That they all came to give us a better life. Lol
@@veronicat17 , your example not very good here, girl. Because of STEPdadS. But your mom probably wants the best for you.
Sameee
I'm Russian and this sounds exactly like my mom!! Hahahaha
same😁😂
What does postraya mean when he says devai postraya 00.17
+Gaming HD "postaraysya"- try harder
ok thanks
Im Russian and i can speak english at the age of ten
Because he's Jewish, they try to fail him on purpose. HE FINISH WITH GOLD MEDAL!
Its actually true tho, happened with my father too
And then you're still not good enough for them until their opinions stop bothering you
Больше всего понравилось "My ёбаный son" ))
I literally got into princeton and my mom was like "so wait are you still getting an A+ in math?"
Proud to be russian, this is my father the G rated version
elgrigorio1 same
“Я тебе дам [blank]” Is a classic phrase (that my mum happens to use A LOT)
Nagima Islamova it actually means she’s angry in Russian))
🤣🤣😂
Russian dads (Jewish,Azeri,Armenian,Uzbek,Kavkazi,Russian,Ukrainian,Belarussian) would never speak Foreign language with their kids.
Ingvar Z exactly
Ingvar Z They do. I teach Russian to American Russian kids in Boston. Some parents speak English with them.
Ingvar Z true
Russian do 😂😂😂
My friend from Kazakhstan does!!!
I'm Russian and this is completely accurate
agreed
I cried from laughter from this video!! Probably the best video I have ever watched in my life. Amazing job Gary and Eric!
I almost choked on my lunch when he said GPS. 😂
I am Serbian but I understood everything they were talking about...this englo-russian is hilarious!
DO MORE RUSSIAN DAD !
this is literally russian Jewish parents, my parents are literally like this.
HisenArts dont act like jews and russians are the same.
They are not and thank god im not jewish.
ultimate godess Bitch are you dumb, who tf cares most russians act like this.
Quadfeed Cheema get out of my face is what u need to do.
Quadfeed Cheema also non native russians such as stalin made russians look impure.
ААХАХАХАХА!Я упала под стол от этой парочки !!
The katletki killed me, my mom brought some for my brother's IDF ceremony and he was so embarrassed
Russian grandmothers always love to feed! Mine was just like that! She used to bring homemade goods to school or when visiting other people! I also develop that habit never come empty-handed when visiting someone. Always get treats or at least ask what they need. It's really good life lessons learned.
A lot of my non-Russian friends don't know the principle of bringing something at least offer to get a 2 L soda or coffee or chips or something.
+Catmandu42 you are so right, i never go empty handed
Koгда вашей мамы не станет, вы будете с тихой грустью вспоминать эти котлетки, которые когда-то заставили вас стесняться. Какие мы глупые в молодости!!!
Looks more like a Balkan dad.
You already know it's bad when he says A+ two times in a row
i got a...... b+
BEE PLAUS
Вы супер-парни! Радуете от души! Спасибо за хороший вечер!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!! Thank you!
this is so freaking hilarious 😂😂
Talk to дядя Миша 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i cant stop laughing...omg...i come to this country for u.... dadya izya and babushka faina....i cant, i cant...if mother is not jewish than she is a shiksa, in my notebook...i m peeing as i m typing this
Sounds like my family also when we migrated in 1980! Just change some names and it was my irrational hormonal loud mother instead of quiet shy father who would be doing all the screaming, especially at the only B+ on a reportcard full of As!
i just watched it again and i m literally crying...i need this after yom ha'shoa
THE SON WITH HIS DAD IS LITERALLY ME WITH MY MOM
Seriously, at some point I laid on the floor and could only squeak 😂😂😂. Not even lying.
😂😂😂😂😭😭 so accurate it hurts
Made my day 😂😂😂😂😂
My american daughter still couldn't get use to my "emotional" ton- she thinks i'm angry! .....hahaha!
NIKO, LETS GO BOWLING!
Nico was Serbian not Russian
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING XD
1:13 - he pulled a CLASSIC jerry seinfeld moment right there "all? all? all of them?" HAHA - this is great fellas
Omg!! U guys r hysterical!! Thats is me and my daughter. Thank you!!
this is the funniest one.
This made my day
I forgot to listen because I started freaking out when the video started out next to my favorite cafe!!
I could not stop laughing! Keep up the great work!
Iam Russian father of two girls
that hate everything Russian.
After a while i stop even to talk with my own people..
From funny to creapy.
P.S.didnt help decades of work in most prestigious hotel in Manhattan.
i am aware of my accent..keep silence..
Ну и придурок ты дядя.
YA TE SHAS DAM DRUGS!
I watched this 6 years ago and I kept turning to this again and again and I love this sketch of yours Garik.
This is the best comedy I've seen lately.
Salvatorian lmfao got me dead VALADICTORIAN
This is so accurate. I can't believe it.
Love it haha! More please!
Favorite part is the what is the jeans your wearing. What jacket your wearing. It's from Italy. Also the science part is my favorite!!!!
Oh my god the “I got a B+ in gym it’s a STUPID SUBJECT really “ and the dad getting so pissed with the “exactly you need to be a valecdictorian it’s a stupid subject why aren’t you getting A aH???” The exact same thing happened to me last week 😂
I love how they're just circling Manhattan Beach
“Because,I have to talk to Dyadya Misha!”😂😂👌0:19
Great job Gary, reminds me a lot of my dad, except he's a bit less stylish. I hope you develop the character a bit more and turn him into cult figure like Baba Fira. One of my memories from childhood with my dad was him watching tele downstairs and calling out to me where I was upstairs to run down and change the channel for him. Fun times....
Oh my goodness. Lol my mom thought anything made in Italy was the best quality.
Гарик! Молодчик, насмешил!! 😂😂😂 Все точно! 👌😂🤣
Гарик, нужно прописывать сценарий, импровизировать долго и смешно не получается.
И помни, что основа любой драматургии - конфликт.
Ты талантливый бадди)
Каждый Божий раз, когда я смотрю это видео, мое настроение всегда поднимается. Однозначное решение по поднятию настроению для меня. И хотя меня эта тема вообще никак не касается, все равно очень-очень смешно.
This is so accurate and hilarious. More please!
I’m dying 😂👍🏼 Have mercy 😂😂😂😂
"Im going to pick up my etot- yobani sin"
I laughed for ten minutes
this video never fails to make all my troubles go away
это видео никогда не перестает сбивать с толку
HAHAHAH definition of my parents
video is 10 minutes, I was stopping it every 30 seconds, just for to laugh out ! its crazy accurate!
he looks middle eastern
ash Sha a lot of Russians look middle eastern....
Tianna Grey im russian and im not middle eastern at all.
Mark M. Im none of those. Im north slavic, baltic, finno ugric, and nordic.
ultimate goddess
He’s talking about ALL Russians
Not just you dumbass
он еврей
Американцы + русские + украинцы + мексиканцы + евреи... папы, мамы, дети, сыновья и дочки... Ребята, мы все так похожи и одинаковы со своими проблемами, что пора объединиться и избавиться от них!
made in italia
The Son: "speaking English"
Me: Ok I can understand him
The Father: "speaking Russlish or English"
Me: I can't understand him what is he saying?
"My notebook, she shixa". Good stuff!
I am changing the way i am speaking to my son 😂😂😂😂😂
He goes to Stevenson: How do Russians not know about Stuyvesant
It's in Brooklyn
Cuz I want my son good, best, say everything!!!!!!!!
I have an Uncle Misha, my dad's brother. My dad also tells me, "I came here with nothing. You have to be perfect!"
Eric is so cute
Absolutely amazing. "my этот, еб*ный сын" xD
Omg I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe !!!!!
Wow, I can't believe how much I enjoyed this.
Lmaoo "Mix Crystal meth rocks" im ded asf
Больше МАМЫ !!!!!! Орал нее 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha, this is absolutely hilarious!
Young boy toge kruto igraet!!!! 🤣👍
they gonna bring kotleti...lmaoooo...and you sound just like my father "may he rest in peace*
I’m gonna cry why is my dad like this
Very very funny! Thank you!
This thing just does not age. Keep coming back.
The way he holds the wheel at 7:02 Love this video!
Why is this so damn underrated??!
Dear Gary, what are doing is " polniy pizdets" but its super funny. so many things in your acts remind me of my own. Thank you for doing this show , my daughter hooked me up on it !!!!
Sounds like my grandfather I am half Russian and this shit is so fucking on point it is scary
3:19 AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Omg.....this is soooooo correct. Spot on
LMFao you both are awesome! Love your videos Eric and Garik
Obajau vas!!!kakie molodci!!!bravoooo!!!!
ха-ха.... элигабл и кукумбер любимое у детей, из того что я говорю по-английски. Но я и мщу.... когда они получают репорт из школы )))))
Just found this and fell in love. 🤣❤️
This video is gold.
this is so fucking relatable......
A-a-a-a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL-!!!!!! This is hilarious!!!!
Guys do more videos, все очень funny 😂😂😂
Haha very similar to South Asian parents 🤣🤣🤣