He "Lost His Eye" Wait is that me? - Reacting to "True Story" Animations

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  • @splatoonhaha5307
    @splatoonhaha5307 5 років тому +502

    "My name is christine and I am 23 years old"
    "And you are a robot, gEt oUtTa HeRe"

    • @scaredsapphic
      @scaredsapphic 5 років тому +2

      HeR VoIcE!!

    • @lilmoseytrash6265
      @lilmoseytrash6265 5 років тому +3

      @@scaredsapphic skip to 1:34 ua-cam.com/video/Abm2b07XFYM/v-deo.html

    • @alexplay3790
      @alexplay3790 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahhaahha

    • @alexplay3790
      @alexplay3790 5 років тому +1

      Your a eobot and get out of my FacE sTOp TaLkiNG tO mE!

    • @DredearLilli
      @DredearLilli 5 років тому

      HeR FrEaKiNg VoIcE

  • @Fevr_Dream
    @Fevr_Dream 5 років тому +581

    Him: "wait is this me?!??"
    Also him previously: "Go ahead! Put me in the most ridiculous story!"

    • @aryehadventures9657
      @aryehadventures9657 5 років тому +17

      Omg he did!! 😂

    • @gacha_corn54
      @gacha_corn54 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😆🤣😂 I’m weak no I’m dead

    • @unoreverse7996
      @unoreverse7996 5 років тому +3

      Me: I got to the video late!
      Me previously : I'm gonna be early

    • @Somosogo
      @Somosogo 2 роки тому

      you're so right
      :3

    • @Lone_Wolf91
      @Lone_Wolf91 Рік тому

      Lol

  • @pewdsy7811
    @pewdsy7811 5 років тому +476

    “Mike, Jack and Lucas got afraid”
    Why so scared mike?

    • @robloxtoiletpaper5819
      @robloxtoiletpaper5819 5 років тому +6

      Lol My name is Lucas

    • @Thatdude12380
      @Thatdude12380 5 років тому +6

      Lucas Bochik
      Why so scared?

    • @yanfangwei5376
      @yanfangwei5376 5 років тому +1

      LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Atokosmo
      @Atokosmo 5 років тому +1

      I have a friend named Lucas but with a K

    • @zosiapsps
      @zosiapsps 5 років тому

      @@LovelyCuteBunnies123 I think it's LuKas :v

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 3 роки тому +137

    The 3rd eye girl she seriously is like an anime side villain, she just radiates that energy

    • @jkfirelord2976
      @jkfirelord2976 3 роки тому +5

      No joke she be saying stuff like “I completely fooled them” and knowing she’s using her third eye for bad reasons and even saying it was “the only way to survive” is just showing that this is the definition of a anime side villain 🤣

    • @Somosogo
      @Somosogo 2 роки тому

      well, no, but true. she did cheat with her third eye.

  • @vanilla6088
    @vanilla6088 5 років тому +588

    “DUDE SHE WAS HOME, WASN’T SHE? WHAT’S HE DOING IN HER HOUSE?!”
    Then all of a sudden,
    “Hi it’s Bijuu Bijuu here with crazy hair!”

  • @bumblebii9075
    @bumblebii9075 5 років тому +299

    Mike fangirling throughout the whole video is honestly a mood

  • @shoesforjews
    @shoesforjews 4 роки тому +719

    “No one has green hair”
    Jacksepticeye:”am I a joke to you”

  • @peachiichu-7604
    @peachiichu-7604 3 роки тому +92

    “Mike was very afraid of ghosts.” Biiju: “I am? I am!”

  • @Rashid_Kabba1
    @Rashid_Kabba1 5 років тому +1840

    Mike: who else has green hair that’s not a normal thing to have
    Jacksepticeye: “sad Irish noises”

    • @lilmoseytrash6265
      @lilmoseytrash6265 5 років тому +12

      @Barter Bimmons skip to 1:34 ua-cam.com/video/Abm2b07XFYM/v-deo.html

    • @4thGhoulette
      @4thGhoulette 5 років тому +24

      I mean, the tips of my hair used to be dark green then it turned teal kinda, then like a tree leaf green, then his color

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 років тому +15

      Barter Bimmons Jacksepticeye*

    • @blueboi325
      @blueboi325 5 років тому +8

      the lost eye is the little sean eye

    • @aoilikessans6347
      @aoilikessans6347 5 років тому +2

      **SAD SPANISH GROANS**
      *rip jacksepticeye*

  • @Disearned
    @Disearned 5 років тому +508

    “They used to call me one-eyed Parker”
    Why not pirate Parker? We have peter Parker so why not pirate Parker?

    • @jkstcibg
      @jkstcibg 5 років тому +2

      Disearned YESS

    • @Mo_Nilla_Co
      @Mo_Nilla_Co 5 років тому +5

      The animation channel's producer first language isn't usually english so I doubt they could think of something clever that could be translated back to English.

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 років тому +14

      Arrr me spidey senses be tingling(sorry if this was cringe)

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 5 років тому +2

      Mo Nilla Co. - it’s just a joke lmao. I know that. It kind of obvious with all the broken English

    • @TheShadow1347
      @TheShadow1347 5 років тому +3

      Good question

  • @what5551
    @what5551 5 років тому +311

    2020: I lost my eye!
    2040: My mom got my fish pregnant with quadruplet cats and the grandma is my great grandson!

    • @mintygacha4724
      @mintygacha4724 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @CATL3AF
      @CATL3AF 5 років тому +2

      Best one so far

    • @jinnie4739
      @jinnie4739 5 років тому +11

      Oh wow
      *is your cousin your grandfather?*

    • @what5551
      @what5551 5 років тому +7

      Hxppy! Why yes, my cousin is my grandfather (he is 2)

    • @CATL3AF
      @CATL3AF 5 років тому +2

      @@what5551 cool

  • @d-boithescientist2263
    @d-boithescientist2263 3 роки тому +49

    "My grandma made a clone of me. And it haunted me. And that's how I got pregnant."
    Perfect title I think all animation channels would love that!

  • @sofiantak9904
    @sofiantak9904 5 років тому +379

    "Jack looks like the kid from the it movie"
    The actor's name is Jack

    • @silly_tomz
      @silly_tomz 5 років тому +6

      Rip eddie -from penny and georgie

    • @silly_tomz
      @silly_tomz 5 років тому +1

      @RaindropSketchesyep! -georgie and penny

    • @m.ikeymellll
      @m.ikeymellll 5 років тому +1

      sofia ntak
      XD IM DEAD XDD

    • @rebelexpress1894
      @rebelexpress1894 5 років тому +3

      Rip Eddie
      -Penny

    • @Lemon_bee_key
      @Lemon_bee_key 5 років тому +2

      I'm a fellow IT fan when Mike said "He looks like one kid from IT" I'm like you mean Eddie?😂

  • @rickolade1381
    @rickolade1381 4 роки тому +778

    2020: i have the third eye
    2030: i m a male, but i got pregnant by my weird demon doll posessed by my grandma, and i had 20 kids

    • @Hualianslovechild
      @Hualianslovechild 4 роки тому +19

      This comment is underrated XD

    • @chisanahoshi5851
      @chisanahoshi5851 4 роки тому +9

      👌

    • @bluepuppydragon563
      @bluepuppydragon563 4 роки тому +8

      ...

    • @lovelypandinou6799
      @lovelypandinou6799 4 роки тому +18

      OMG i wanted « i was born as a gacha oc and averyone became an extra legendary hybrid gucci princess queen ugly makeup face extra fancy vsco girl ksksksksksksks e girl tomboy too much girly rich expancive soiled brat

    • @cozy_phantom
      @cozy_phantom 4 роки тому +4

      rysha28 Malaysia there were people who had like 70 kids a long time ago

  • @malcolmdy
    @malcolmdy 5 років тому +373

    Him: "Jack, Mike and Lucas"
    Me: Ja-Jack?! Like, Jacksepticeye?? Sean??

  • @lolbit_chsn3439
    @lolbit_chsn3439 3 роки тому +37

    i just love how the dad from " i lost my eye" was like this meme saying" stop it, get some help".

  • @jeweltidwell6245
    @jeweltidwell6245 5 років тому +772

    Kristine: "hello I'm Kristine. I have long black hair and huge button eyes"
    Me: oh my god it's the evil mom from caroline.

  • @kandiskis1530
    @kandiskis1530 5 років тому +581

    2020: He lost his eye
    2080; He lost my brain and my bobs threw fit and killed me while I was preggers with there baby

  • @senseifoot
    @senseifoot 5 років тому +371

    "i lost my eye"
    "i used my third eye to cheat in a competition"
    coincidence? *i think not*

  • @builderbenny0.9beta91
    @builderbenny0.9beta91 3 роки тому +51

    My dad lost his eye too, he was in the passenger seat of my mom's car. He didn't have his seatbelt on and the window was down, a branch from a tree came through the window and ripped his eye out, he of course was rushed to the hospital by my mom and got a glass eye to replace it. It was pretty scary to hear, but at least I know others had the same problem.

    • @Metalmariowigglermk7
      @Metalmariowigglermk7 2 роки тому +1

      🤣😂

    • @Mbiaal
      @Mbiaal 2 роки тому +8

      @@Metalmariowigglermk7 not funny

    • @noob9765
      @noob9765 2 роки тому +4

      @@Metalmariowigglermk7 the k in your name should be the last letter in your name and the first letter of your name should be f

    • @captain_vegan
      @captain_vegan Рік тому +2

      similar accident happened to me but i didnt lost my eye fortunately

    • @Gamerboy1676
      @Gamerboy1676 5 місяців тому

      REAL!!!!!!!

  • @geerobson1653
    @geerobson1653 4 роки тому +220

    “mom i lost my eye”
    “Okay? back in the day we didnt have eyes.”

  • @evfrt
    @evfrt 5 років тому +2048

    Instead of calling him “one eyed Parker” call him”Mike Wazowski”

  • @mysticnish7589
    @mysticnish7589 5 років тому +214

    "To not to go to there..."

    • @athingthatexists2589
      @athingthatexists2589 5 років тому +9

      Don’t to do it

    • @YourKingPyro
      @YourKingPyro 5 років тому +6

      To have to go to that to location to over to there

    • @crimson3049
      @crimson3049 5 років тому +3

      Do not to go to there because to lose eye and to d I e

    • @starridreams4653
      @starridreams4653 5 років тому +2

      I read that wrong

    • @calamity4817
      @calamity4817 5 років тому +1

      @@starridreams4653 to i to read to that to wrong to

  • @briangreen8166
    @briangreen8166 3 роки тому +174

    Mike: No one has green hair.
    Jacksetieye: I took that personaly

  • @sillyspine
    @sillyspine 5 років тому +692

    The story: “When a kid came to us-“
    The ad: “Hey, boys”
    Me: “What sorcery is this??”

    • @mentalbreakdown4114
      @mentalbreakdown4114 5 років тому +2

      That happened before to me.

    • @esyl1450
      @esyl1450 5 років тому +2

      That literally happened to me ;-;

    • @carolearnado
      @carolearnado 5 років тому +4

      That happened to me at the exact same part lol

    • @urmum4888
      @urmum4888 5 років тому

      Same I swear

    • @sitiyunus8268
      @sitiyunus8268 5 років тому

      Lol wth gawd i just say hec

  • @matilder
    @matilder 5 років тому +506

    WAITTT
    HE WEARS AN EYE PATCH, WHO ELSE WEARS AN EYE PATCH?
    THATS RIGHT
    YANDERE CHAN WITH EYE PATCH!

    • @hypertwisted
      @hypertwisted 5 років тому +24

      ALSO NICK FURY

    • @matilder
      @matilder 5 років тому +5

      Thanks for the heart :)

    • @gikki7647
      @gikki7647 5 років тому

      True!

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 5 років тому

      Denia Washington
      Nun nun nun

    • @xoxlunawolfxox9980
      @xoxlunawolfxox9980 5 років тому

      its a Tilly or Misaki mei or ken kaneki or rikka takanashi. It’s weird how their are so many anime characters with eye patches.

  • @oofoof1398
    @oofoof1398 5 років тому +139

    “Who else has green hair?!”
    _Jacksepticye has left the chat_

    • @hinatasato223
      @hinatasato223 5 років тому +19

      * my mom has also left the chat, Midoriya has left the chat, Midori has left the chat*

    • @chomp4577
      @chomp4577 5 років тому +20

      *joker has left the chat*
      *Izuku has left the chat*

    • @ghostytoasty4550
      @ghostytoasty4550 5 років тому +10

      *My bestie left the chat*

    • @_V3N0M0US_
      @_V3N0M0US_ 5 років тому +6

      -has left the chat-

    • @iloveyou-yg4yh
      @iloveyou-yg4yh 5 років тому +9

      Tree has left the chat

  • @sorbetcookie733
    @sorbetcookie733 3 роки тому +119

    3:58 When Parker said Friday night I was playing Friday night funkin’ lmao

  • @culturedcreator5185
    @culturedcreator5185 5 років тому +421

    Girl: “I have huge button eyes”
    Mike: “ she has butt eyes”

  • @blkstxrr._
    @blkstxrr._ 5 років тому +373

    I had a dream literally last night and bijuu mike was signing autographs, I had him sign my sketch book, and I got lost all of a sudden... then cried for my mom... and then I saw obama at a bar.. then my mom was there too. I wish it really happened :(

    • @Urmomisdele
      @Urmomisdele 5 років тому +8

      what

    • @erinbuxton8438
      @erinbuxton8438 5 років тому +23

      XDXDXDXD I have really strange dreams like that too, I had this dream where I was at school and then there was this parasite that infected me and turned me into a demon and then I killed my least favorite teacher, and then I went into hiding because I was a murderer and then the school caught on fire because everyone got demon invected and then it ended (0-0)

    • @dantereiman6937
      @dantereiman6937 5 років тому +1

      XD LOL

    • @choubitx
      @choubitx 5 років тому +18

      I had a dream where bijuu told me to collect all the scrubs and i cut someone's head open bc he said to and we blew up the world

    • @aryehadventures9657
      @aryehadventures9657 5 років тому +4

      This was the only comment I actually lol’d at for a long time lmaooooo

  • @drakelov3r
    @drakelov3r 4 роки тому +456

    “Huge butt eyes?” No it’s definitely huge button eyes but made me laugh

    • @rebeccajones5784
      @rebeccajones5784 4 роки тому +1

      I feel you

    • @NeoLocket
      @NeoLocket 4 роки тому +13

      Button eyes CORALINE

    • @abezoabezo3371
      @abezoabezo3371 4 роки тому +1

      Kokona Haruka are you real?

    • @NeoLocket
      @NeoLocket 4 роки тому +1

      Yee

    • @chaotic_froggy
      @chaotic_froggy 4 роки тому +3

      Mike: "EXCUSE ME?!??!?! WHAT DID SHE SAY?!?!?!?!? WHAT EYES?!?!?!?!? BUTT EYES?!?!?!? Okay."

  • @undertale-boss2035
    @undertale-boss2035 3 роки тому +7

    "To Not To Go To There" That's pure comedy right there!

  • @izzie8445
    @izzie8445 5 років тому +133

    "Who else has green hair"
    Ferb from phyneas and ferb has entered the chat.

  • @Corpsesdonotspeak
    @Corpsesdonotspeak 5 років тому +188

    “No one else has green hair...”
    Jacksepticeye had green hair
    But of course we don’t talk about him here-
    Edit: Wow that’s a lot of likes-

    • @Alex-fq8ld
      @Alex-fq8ld 5 років тому +8

      Tbh I do agree but at the same time the name is suppose to be Mike so it doesn't comfrim it
      BUT......
      THAT HAIR AND the idk whatever it called it has like black at the the buttom of the hair
      Very similar but definitely not him

    • @KGC8BIL
      @KGC8BIL 5 років тому +2

      Had being the key word.

    • @xxnon-binarybeanxx738
      @xxnon-binarybeanxx738 5 років тому

      Sshyclone OwO trueeeeeee

    • @abbiesuperkawaii
      @abbiesuperkawaii 5 років тому

      Awsten Knight has green hair and glasses

    • @Zen-pk6gr
      @Zen-pk6gr 5 років тому +1

      I was gonna comment that 😂😂

  • @OliveJuicer
    @OliveJuicer 5 років тому +370

    “I have long black hair and huge button eyes.”
    Mike: “hUgE bUtT eYeS??!??? What did she say????”
    Me:” BRUH, SHE SAID BUTTON NOT Butt, BUT it did sound like butt.”
    13:12

    • @user-wp8bi1hx9z
      @user-wp8bi1hx9z 5 років тому +6

      @Ronesha Brown yeah ( ・ั﹏・ั)

    • @あかいろ-s2b
      @あかいろ-s2b 5 років тому +2

      Yea try search idv characters and ya see what I’m talking bout

    • @ngchloe9314
      @ngchloe9314 5 років тому

      She said button

    • @therealtimmyiy
      @therealtimmyiy 5 років тому +1

      Finally, someone who actually gives out the time of when it happened so people like me can see it and laugh.

    • @siobhanharnett1891
      @siobhanharnett1891 5 років тому +2

      why does her voice sound like Alexa's younger sister is what I wanna know TwT

  • @Sokunthea.
    @Sokunthea. 3 роки тому +37

    When he said “On a friday night”
    Me: GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
    Y E A H !

  • @headlessdaisy5909
    @headlessdaisy5909 5 років тому +119

    "If we want to survive in this world, this is how we should be."
    Also doesn't her voice sound like Google translate with a deeper voice?
    (s c a r y)

  • @peculiarcandlestick
    @peculiarcandlestick 5 років тому +75

    4:14
    Mike: *starts fangirling*

    • @ghasttearguy2616
      @ghasttearguy2616 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @matthewmadsen8123
      @matthewmadsen8123 5 років тому

      hey how are u

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 5 років тому

      @@matthewmadsen8123 who are you talking to

    • @matthewmadsen8123
      @matthewmadsen8123 5 років тому

      @@peculiarcandlestick he how are u what grade are u in and do u have any pets

    • @peculiarcandlestick
      @peculiarcandlestick 5 років тому

      @@matthewmadsen8123 well I have the flu so pretty bad. What grade I'm in is none of your business and I have two dogs

  • @mydogcontrolsthisaccount3861
    @mydogcontrolsthisaccount3861 5 років тому +116

    Next story: my toaster came alive and married my breakfast bread
    R E A L S T O R Y

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 5 років тому +8

      That sounds like something i would want to watch

    • @KenzieNHammerly
      @KenzieNHammerly 5 років тому +6

      Show me the vid nowwwwwwwww!

    • @idk.6250
      @idk.6250 5 років тому

      Oh and i went down my bathtub drain and ended up in dantdm's house and an airplane crashed into jupiter
      REAL STORY

  • @rafaelcastillo7344
    @rafaelcastillo7344 Рік тому +4

    0:54 and 6:49 got me both dying on the floor 😂😂

  • @anxietymonstr
    @anxietymonstr 5 років тому +68

    "My grandma made a clone of me and it haunted me and that's how I got pregnant"
    Every fake story channel: Write that down! *Write that down!*

  • @xxgracexx5013
    @xxgracexx5013 5 років тому +1549

    Parker: his dad told us it would affect our eyes.
    Mike: how ironic
    Me:.... EYE-ronic
    . . . Anyone??..
    Ok

  • @fishknees
    @fishknees 5 років тому +115

    When he said “life diary” I had the volume low and I heard “my diarrhea” lol 😂

  • @deimos8966
    @deimos8966 3 роки тому +18

    Guy: "on one fine friday night-"
    Me: "w e g e t t i n f r e a k y o n a f r i d a y n i g h t y e a h "

  • @dislikebutton6558
    @dislikebutton6558 5 років тому +165

    Mike: who else has green hair, NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR
    Jacksepticeye: am I a joke to you.

  • @silentecho7575
    @silentecho7575 4 роки тому +311

    "NO ONE has green hair! It's not a normal thing to have."
    *cough cough jacksepticeye*

    • @aspygamer6924
      @aspygamer6924 4 роки тому +3

      Silent Echo what do you mean

    • @l0stusb709
      @l0stusb709 4 роки тому +3

      PERFECTION

    • @Djskasos
      @Djskasos 4 роки тому

      *shiny* *SHINY* ✨ *SHINY* ✨

    • @BlackFuego
      @BlackFuego 4 роки тому

      Silent Echo I have green hair

    • @flixxer8025
      @flixxer8025 4 роки тому

      A spy Gamer *eye*

  • @somescottishlassie891
    @somescottishlassie891 5 років тому +124

    "But all of that changed one day"
    Me: when the fire nation attacked

  • @michaelangeli6789
    @michaelangeli6789 3 роки тому +1

    1:16 If your German It makes It even funnier 😂✌🏻,nice Video btw bruh 👌🏻

  • @discontinuedchannel2650
    @discontinuedchannel2650 5 років тому +58

    bRuH-
    "DUDE, HIS NAME IS LITERALLY MIKE"
    THEY FR BE OUT THERE-

  • @rbrubberduckii5069
    @rbrubberduckii5069 5 років тому +700

    vid: "And people bully me by calling me-"
    A weird ad: *TIRED OF PEEING?*
    .Me:..what

    • @riqwerrgp343
      @riqwerrgp343 5 років тому +8

      Monika DDLC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nomochord3364
      @nomochord3364 5 років тому +8

      MONIKA YOUR BEST GIRL :)))))

    • @-jul1en-558
      @-jul1en-558 5 років тому +4

      Monika DDLC new sub

    • @Guest-em2ds
      @Guest-em2ds 5 років тому +8

      why are you still here..? i thought i deleted that monikaafterstory.zip folder..

    • @Tattoedpixie84
      @Tattoedpixie84 5 років тому +7

      Monika? Where did you come from and how did you get out of the void?
      *Also stay 5000 feet away from me.*

  • @bluelobster1389
    @bluelobster1389 5 років тому +40

    3:35 mike “who has green hair?”
    me “the joker has green hair”

  • @natashakennedy3633
    @natashakennedy3633 3 роки тому +11

    Well we now know who took his eye when the firecracker went off

  • @gachagirl7912
    @gachagirl7912 4 роки тому +461

    Mike: NO ONE HAS GREEN HAIR
    Everyone with green hair: What am I, a roach?

    • @wemisemitruck
      @wemisemitruck 4 роки тому +11

      Gacha Girl I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard that I spit out the water I was drinking xD

    • @ZoeyQ.
      @ZoeyQ. 4 роки тому +5

      ***** what am i? A roach

    • @tinatumblin9270
      @tinatumblin9270 4 роки тому +4

      Haha 😂 isn’t this a TikTok reference?

    • @serenadoesstuff2599
      @serenadoesstuff2599 4 роки тому +5

      But he has green hair

    • @justnatsuki8319
      @justnatsuki8319 4 роки тому +3

      R👏A👏R👏I👏T👏Y

  • @wilsoncruz7827
    @wilsoncruz7827 5 років тому +136

    If i was taller My Parents would still be alive 😳

  • @lopezfamilysoocool9223
    @lopezfamilysoocool9223 5 років тому +127

    Mike: Who has green hair
    Jacksepticeye: *Glairs at Mike while Mike continues *
    Mike:No one has green hair

    • @axokat
      @axokat 5 років тому +3

      His hair is brown again, or he changes time to time

    • @psychojules5070
      @psychojules5070 5 років тому +1

      Yea he has brown hair rn he used to have green, he may dye his hair again but I doubt it

    • @kennymccormick375
      @kennymccormick375 5 років тому +1

      Not anymore😢

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 5 років тому +2

      Not to be that person but... Glares

    • @okamithewanderingwolf172
      @okamithewanderingwolf172 5 років тому +1

      (Angry Jackie boi noises)

  • @person7014
    @person7014 3 роки тому +7

    13:26 “I can see through my eyes”
    Me: _b r u h h o w d o y o u s l e e p_

    • @justaboringhooman
      @justaboringhooman 3 роки тому +1

      By closing her eyes? Just cus she can see through her eyelids doesn't mean she can't sleep, idiot

    • @person7014
      @person7014 3 роки тому

      @@justaboringhooman stop being mean ok? Jeez

  • @A4NSBS
    @A4NSBS 5 років тому +119

    "I cheated a competition by using my third eye"
    Her: My name is *[not Garnet]*
    Me a steven universe fan: You sure you're not *Garnet* I know you might using *future vision*
    Edit:👇
    Also me: **chokes on noodles** (btw im fine)

    • @nauseathebat6560
      @nauseathebat6560 5 років тому +4

      **future vision and Bismuth's forge start playing at the same time*

    • @PBC_WAS_TAKEN
      @PBC_WAS_TAKEN 5 років тому +4

      Hello fellow su fans

    • @Ally-kh4rs
      @Ally-kh4rs 5 років тому

      Mhm gurl

    • @2e628
      @2e628 5 років тому

      pearl steven Universe, I’m a SU fan!!

    • @whosaimee
      @whosaimee 5 років тому

      The guy who lost his eye is sapphire and the random dude is ruby xD

  • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
    @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 4 роки тому +136

    Really, that whole thing was Jack's Dad's fault for telling them to stop playing video games.

    • @-boba7106
      @-boba7106 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah i knw

    • @raelin09
      @raelin09 4 роки тому +4

      Yea lol

    • @Star__Kidd
      @Star__Kidd 4 роки тому +4

      True True

    • @brujobi
      @brujobi 4 роки тому +2

      *SHAME ON HIM!!!!!!!!!*

    • @imalwayssleepy-_-
      @imalwayssleepy-_- 4 роки тому +1

      Diwali is an Indian festival as a Indian it is not that dangerous

  • @AAAA-py8vq
    @AAAA-py8vq 5 років тому +159

    *Christine has a third eye because she stole Parker’s.*

    • @christinecao4499
      @christinecao4499 5 років тому +4

      ๑ 青山ゆが ๑ I laughed way to hard lmao

    • @Kendakki
      @Kendakki 5 років тому +1

      @@christinecao4499 DONT STEAL MY EYES WENCH

    • @pawpatrolrubble3182
      @pawpatrolrubble3182 5 років тому +1

      Christine Cao you stole Lulu’s Eye?

    • @GyuraGals
      @GyuraGals 5 років тому

      @@pawpatrolrubble3182 cream hero's?

    • @nicholasschleben8203
      @nicholasschleben8203 5 років тому

      WOW... THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME FALL UNDER MY BED LAUGH

  • @GiovanniKody100
    @GiovanniKody100 3 роки тому +7

    Note to self: Never go to the fire cracker.

  • @luigisake
    @luigisake 5 років тому +70

    2:36 Why does He looks like a younger Nick Fury? He does look cool with that eyepatch tho.This is the story of how Nick Fury got his eyepatch

    • @duckwill6948
      @duckwill6948 5 років тому

      the first story is about nickfury getting an ay pach the second is him getting in to the avengers

    • @lilithphobik
      @lilithphobik 5 років тому

      LuigiSake ikr

    • @M1gvar
      @M1gvar 5 років тому +1

      Only because is black >:[

  • @iluvcringe9660
    @iluvcringe9660 5 років тому +318

    "My grandma made a clone of me....and it haunted me.....and thats how i got pregnant"
    -Bijuu mike 2020

    • @mehmelon6870
      @mehmelon6870 4 роки тому

      No preggers

    • @Napalmelons
      @Napalmelons 4 роки тому +6

      I got pregnant from breathing

    • @Whisky2000
      @Whisky2000 4 роки тому +1

      @@Napalmelons lol

    • @justineg87
      @justineg87 4 роки тому

      XD true 2020 bijuu

    • @Chloebowie21
      @Chloebowie21 4 роки тому +1

      Next episode: i pooped in my toilet and it haunted me but then we became friends

  • @Banananyaners
    @Banananyaners 5 років тому +189

    Bijuu: Reacting to true stories
    Category in his description: *Gaming*

  • @aubri.1214
    @aubri.1214 Рік тому +1

    Gotta love the tag; “I lost my eye playing with firecracker”

  • @Bruh-IKSA
    @Bruh-IKSA 5 років тому +276

    “This is the only sweater”
    It’s not a sweater
    It’s a hoodie

    • @socksoriginal
      @socksoriginal 5 років тому +5

      Ists a jumper(in Ireland)

    • @bass3341
      @bass3341 5 років тому +1

      I always say that😂

    • @pufferfishparty
      @pufferfishparty 5 років тому +2

      If it has a hood, it’s a hoodie
      If it doesn’t, it’s a jumper

    • @anetajarzabstrzala5342
      @anetajarzabstrzala5342 5 років тому

      If YOU See a sweater but actually is a hoody

  • @haha-tu5ol
    @haha-tu5ol 5 років тому +53

    I love how no one is talking about the grammar.
    “To not to go to there”

    • @lanaeha3896
      @lanaeha3896 5 років тому

      I love your profile pic😂😁

  • @petegiffin3145
    @petegiffin3145 5 років тому +67

    2020: I lost my eye
    2080: I barfed out an IKEA while a Navy SEAL kicked my baby while I was pregnant

  • @calebgresch9604
    @calebgresch9604 Рік тому +2

    "How i got pregnant from from losing my eye when i was eating french fries with chalk at my grandma's house" should be the next True Story animation that they make. XD

  • @kendalmiller6592
    @kendalmiller6592 5 років тому +69

    "Huge bottom eye"
    "I was born with it"

  • @Urfavvmiaaa
    @Urfavvmiaaa 5 років тому +139

    Video: He “lost his eye”
    Me: NO HE LOST THE GAME OF LYING

  • @lay9697
    @lay9697 5 років тому +78

    “And they ran away because I am hideous”
    Me: yup.

    • @kittylover2.031
      @kittylover2.031 5 років тому +2

      It is not fair that he lost an eye. And she has an extra one

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 5 років тому +1

      Neko cat *understandable

  • @memeboii189
    @memeboii189 3 роки тому +2

    1:15 me yelling at my friend for not giving my diamonds back

  • @scribblesam
    @scribblesam 5 років тому +114

    “YOu tHiNk yoUr lIfE iS hArD!? I wEAr sIZe 13 nIkIeS, MEN sIZe 13 nIkIES, BEaT tHaT”
    Bijuu: *I’m having an identity crisis* (OMG, ALMOST 100 LIKES OVERNIGHT!?)

  • @pikahet314
    @pikahet314 5 років тому +104

    "this is defently not English"
    Video "went to the room which *had xbox"*
    Me: "indeed"

  • @ghostvien
    @ghostvien 5 років тому +44

    this is an honor of the HIGHEST esteem - he has achieved _GOD TIER_

  • @bssgangyt2349
    @bssgangyt2349 3 роки тому

    Yo Mike ur the best UA-camr and I like to watch ur bids^^

  • @theflyingdeadratty3899
    @theflyingdeadratty3899 5 років тому +52

    Me: * hears that the cup moved *
    Also me: *leaves my lonely bedroom*
    I did that just in case it was gonna be scary... I dOnUt lIKe GoSt’S

  • @scout_the_plague2535
    @scout_the_plague2535 5 років тому +81

    **we had the delicious turkey sandwichs made by jacks mother,** *GETS FOOD ADD*

    • @starafton9288
      @starafton9288 5 років тому +1

      Celestia Ludenberg same also funny thing I read this I got an food add

    • @ashlynartzwo8196
      @ashlynartzwo8196 5 років тому +1

      @@starafton9288 :0

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 5 років тому

      ಠ_ಠ

  • @9487-m7s
    @9487-m7s 5 років тому +97

    Nobody
    Not even a fan
    Not a single soul
    Bijuu : **SO IM GOING TO JUST REACT TO THIS VIDEO THAT I ALREADY WATCHED SINCE YOU CAN SEE THE RED LINE-**

    • @9487-m7s
      @9487-m7s 5 років тому

      @@Idk_Rubyyt hmm, maybe your right ._.

    • @maryolin3488
      @maryolin3488 5 років тому

      I saw the red line

    • @im2luezy593
      @im2luezy593 5 років тому

      He has to watch it first. If he doesn't there probably be like some curse word there oe something. :/

    • @lillythewolf8747
      @lillythewolf8747 5 років тому

      No he just open's it and put it to the end so he marks it

    • @chocolakat
      @chocolakat 5 років тому

      Its true i see it bijuu mike is liying for us

  • @stardust69420
    @stardust69420 3 роки тому +1

    3:58
    Parker: on a Friday night-
    Me: GETTIN FREAKY ON A FRIDAY NIGHT YEEEAH

  • @squidgirl3792
    @squidgirl3792 5 років тому +102

    "you can clearly see by the time i copied jacksepticeye-"
    Also him "what other youtuber has green hair!"

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 5 років тому +2

      Like HE SAID THE NAME IS MIKE

    • @idk.6250
      @idk.6250 5 років тому +1

      @@dead_rose9272 you are a strange man or women idk

    • @dead_rose9272
      @dead_rose9272 5 років тому +1

      @@idk.6250 what ;-;

    • @avocadoggo8568
      @avocadoggo8568 5 років тому +1

      Jacksepticeye is the answer to bijuu mikes question

    • @mandymousefan2498
      @mandymousefan2498 5 років тому +1

      @@dead_rose9272 he ment that bc of your name

  • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
    @icantthinkofagoodname7992 5 років тому +149

    "and I have huge button eyes!"
    Coraline wants to know your location.

    • @Wolfy49407
      @Wolfy49407 5 років тому +9

      The other mother wants to know... ;-;

    • @esticvolantamart
      @esticvolantamart 5 років тому +1

      Coraline?

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 5 років тому +3

      @@esticvolantamart Coraline, from the book and movie

    • @esticvolantamart
      @esticvolantamart 5 років тому

      Steamlazer X OH RIGHT 😂

    • @katiewinslow9090
      @katiewinslow9090 5 років тому

      That what i was think of coraline when she said that

  • @sophiacarosella1103
    @sophiacarosella1103 4 роки тому +384

    “mY GrAnDma MAdE A cLoNe oF Me aNd iT hAuNtS mE... aND ThATs HoW... I gOT... PRegNaNt.” -Bijuu mike

  • @Pidgeon_Boi27
    @Pidgeon_Boi27 3 роки тому +3

    I'm sure your a great friend bijuu!! :)
    Anyone would be lucky to be your friend!!

  • @Al3XtheIdiot
    @Al3XtheIdiot 5 років тому +38

    14:47 “I stared at their dumb faces and tried not to laugh” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @thecutieisgone
    @thecutieisgone 4 роки тому +190

    I heard the word "third eye".
    *laughs in ddlc*

  • @lolanyways3123
    @lolanyways3123 5 років тому +129

    Mike: I’m not tryna suggest better bully names
    Captions: I’m not tryna suggest better bullying aids

    • @kittygacha2297
      @kittygacha2297 5 років тому +2

      What?

    • @kittygacha2297
      @kittygacha2297 5 років тому +2

      @DBZAddict do you not like Gacha people? 🤔

    • @okayyy423
      @okayyy423 5 років тому +2

      @DBZAddict What does her being cringe have to do with her comment.
      TBH I am a gachatuber and I kinda of find it offensive, if you don't have anything good to say don't say it please. ✌

    • @EE-eh5fc
      @EE-eh5fc 5 років тому

      Yeah Boy O-O OOF

    • @yukeroinactivated6984
      @yukeroinactivated6984 5 років тому

      #OkBoomer

  • @Gamerboy1676
    @Gamerboy1676 5 місяців тому

    The REAL!!!!! Got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @Harieth.
    @Harieth. 5 років тому +128

    "It was a festival called Diwali"
    i know diwali i celebrate it
    "Kids played with fire crackers"
    Oh i do that!
    *shows a weird firecracker*
    That's the adult firecrackers... you stoopid

    • @unusedacc300
      @unusedacc300 5 років тому +1

      **grabs the firecracker and throws it in a volcano** >:C

    • @Katty-ju3oe
      @Katty-ju3oe 5 років тому +1

      @@unusedacc300 Lmao

  • @The_SilliestBilliest
    @The_SilliestBilliest 4 роки тому +45

    3 eyed girl: Yes kids, to survive in this world we must cheat, lie, and be very selfish, that is how we succeed!
    Every other adult: wait that's illegal!

  • @socktheratking
    @socktheratking 4 роки тому +34

    When mike said that the character Jack looked like “that one kid from it” I stated laughing so hard because the actors name is Jack! Haha

  • @loganosterhoudt8585
    @loganosterhoudt8585 3 роки тому +1

    you are my favorite you tuber

  • @nadinebeattie1524
    @nadinebeattie1524 5 років тому +177

    Mike: Who else has green hair?
    Me: Jacksepticeye....
    Edit: I don’t know his name so I called him Mike since I don’t know. I know people don’t like edits but I needed to say this

  • @Idyllically-Gacha
    @Idyllically-Gacha 5 років тому +37

    *UA-camrs w/ no idea on what to post:*
    *Animation channels:* It's free realestate

  • @apocaIyptic
    @apocaIyptic 5 років тому +77

    "who else has green hair"
    Jacksepticeye had entered the chat

    • @skag_gully
      @skag_gully 5 років тому +3

      Billie Eilish has entered the chat

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 5 років тому

      @ThePineappleEpidemic 4077 what

    • @mickeymouse4547
      @mickeymouse4547 5 років тому

      Flowey Dreemurrr, Jeddah Want Well, Billie Eilish Has green hair.

    • @CultReport
      @CultReport 5 років тому

      @Asriel Dreemurr universes are colliding

    • @rnelan1e
      @rnelan1e 5 років тому

      Jeddah Want billie had green hair

  • @crimzon0549
    @crimzon0549 3 роки тому +2

    BTW this story described me very well

  • @iqueenz1752
    @iqueenz1752 5 років тому +47

    13:14
    *my friend walking in*
    Bijuu: Huge butt eyes
    *my friend and me staring at each other*
    *my friend walking out the door backwards slowly*
    lol

  • @CRAZY-ds6bb
    @CRAZY-ds6bb 4 роки тому +104

    Mike:I’m the only one with green hair!
    Jacksepticeye: (breathing intensifys)

  • @caterpillar3275
    @caterpillar3275 5 років тому +32

    "Hi my name is Mike and this is the only sweater I own"
    honestly me tho....