TRUE Scary Story Compilation, Home Alone, Nightshift, Criminals, Creeps and Stalkers (Re-Narrated)
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- Опубліковано 12 лис 2015
- I Re-narrated a bunch of my old stories that were on my taken down videos. To skip ones you've heard before read below. (If you have)
Hope you enjoy the video! It took a lot of backtracking and time. Also if you want to read along, I left links at the bottom
Second story: 5:13
Third story: 10:00
Fourth story: 13:22
Fifth story: 16:03
Sixth story: 19:25
Seventh story: 22:39
Eighth story: 26:18
Nineth story: 31:11
Tenth story: 33:51
Eleventh story: 37:16
Twelfth story: 39:14
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► Music credit to : "Myuuji" found here / myuuji
And
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
Music credit also to "C.O.AG Music" / @co.agmusic
►Outro music credit to: / naraklash
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To read along vv
Story credit in order:
/ he_was_waiting_in_the_...
/ he_had_premade_drinks_...
/ almost_got_mugged_in_n...
/ lnm_creepy_girl_waitin...
/ this_happened_to_my_co...
/ pedographer
/ have_you_seen_my_wife
/ just_a_friendly_neighbour
/ large_truck_that_follo...
/ unwelcome_house_guest
/ can_i_use_your_phone - news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/no...
/ how_a_toilet_flush_pos... - Розваги
"I am an 18 year old female" he says in the deepest voice possible
😍😍
+John Smith as soon as i heard that i lost it xD
+John Smith LOL IKR? It sounds like he's role playing.
+John Smith Chatrooms in a nutshell.
+John Smith "I'm pregnant, leave me alone."
Comments
90% “I’m pregnant leave me alone”
10% “im an 18 year old female”
Ikr? Fuhking annoying 🙄🙄
It's actually funny as hell
Lol
"I'm a Mormon"
The likes is 69. I don't wanna ruin it
31:36 “I’m pregnant leave me alone.”
The delivery of that line is somehow super funny to me, and I don’t know why.
Thank gor the time stamp, this shit is so funny
Batman voice: Im pregnant leave me alone
Lol he said it sooo fast impregnantleavemealone
“I’m so thankful to tom, *moans* he’s my hero”
@@erikacalle7853 lol
Everyone in the 2015 comments: “his voice is so deep” me in 2020: yall haven’t heard anything 😳😳
Omg same. I found him through Cupquake and I wish I found him earlier because I looooovvveee creepy stuff!
I mean yea but that just means that his GERD is getting worse and thats awful 😣
right i heard this and gasped "hes a baby here!!" like his voice wasn't still super deep hahah
his voice is so much more hollow than before >.
@@weenis9950 corpse simp smh
"I'm pregnant, leave me alone" - Corpse Husband 2015
XDDDD
I lost it. 😂😂
and he inmediately keeps telling the story like nothing fjhds loved it
Lmfao!!! XD
You know what I found funny about that?"Corpse HUSBAND"
I like how he said, "I'm Pregnant, leave me alone". the tone he said it in made me laugh.
😂 Me too.
Wherever i go i can't get away from undertale duh duh duh
me too
Who's the dad?
Learn to spell lmao
"Leave me alone, I'm pregnant."
*"Understandable, have a nice day"*
Haha
I don't get what's the big deal with being pregnant and to leave u alone? Hhmm! I don't see any connection between being pregnant and scary stories.. maybe I m a fool! Lol!
@@c.cbaxter6770 pregnant women eat a lot and women in general don't like to admit to eating a lot hence the "leave me alone' as in "I had an excuse to eat that"
hearing his voice in these makes me so sad because you can hear how much his GERD is affecting him. you probably won’t see this Corpse but i hope you’re doing okay right now. you mean so much to us, get better love :’( ♡
•gr4v3y4rdsh1ft• he said recently that GERD isnt a big problem for him, his voice is changing due to an unknown worse cause
@@melodyspalace I’ve heard people say that a lot, but I’ve always thought that maybe his case of GERD might be a little different and have different side effects? Idk I’m not a scientist or anything so take my opinion with a grain of salt lol
What even is that
@@darthmaul2005 gastroesophageal reflux disease, it means stomach acid is eating away at his throat lining
@@gr4v3y4rdsh1ft is that kinda like acid reflux? Idk I'm stupid.
We'll only hear the stories of the people who got lucky, not of those who didn't.
That's the creepiest part.
The creepiest one are the ones we will never hear .
True
max stahlberg a poor dead bastered can't type...
Sin Unknown ya that's the point
This sums up ww2
*deep male voice* "I am an 18 year old female..." I know this is supposed to be scary but that made me laugh so hard
same
it always makes me laugh XD
Same omg
Just imagine some kind of monster or alien saying it.
I was listening to Hamilton before I started this video and forgot I had changed videos and when I heard that I was like what the fuck am I listening to?¿
"Go ahead and give me a hard time if you want"
Me: W-why? What did you do??
"I'm a Mormon"
Me: _confused noises_
He sounds like such a douchebag
@@bobobsen bro wdym? he’s reading a story that’s someone else wrote. none of this is coming from him
@@Niko-fb7lu I think she's talking about the Mormon guy?
@@CerealAnimal possibly but by just saying “he sounds like a douchebag” it’s easy for someone to think they are talking about corpse
Lmao I have a Mormon sisters mug
And imagine, his voice wasn't even half as deep as it is right now. Damn
His voice went skrTtTtTT xD
He was 16
Love your profile pic man 🤘👁
I love how the story ends with "he brutally murdered an 11 year old", and then the next starts with "I was only 11 years old and home alone"
mah leif in a jur
I know, right? I was like, "how coincidental...."
"I'm pregnant, leave me alone" that was absolutely hilarious in your voice lol
+Corpse Husband Good addition, it cracked me up :P
What time does this happen? I think I missed it
+Corpse Husband lol XD
+The Heart Attack I found it 31:36
+The Heart Attack 31:36
The tone when he says "Im just a friendly neighbor" is incredible
also "Im pregnant leave me alone"-
moral of the story: gas stations are wack
Somehow I haven't found myself in these types of situations yet at gas stations. I do get gas at night time and do drive out at night.
😂
I worked at a gas station when I was 19 but they didn’t let the girls do over night shifts so that story was crazy to me. We would work until 10 and one day we had a drunk guy being a creep but thank god we had a couple good regulars who scared him off. I was scared to go outside to leave.
@@Russophile30 for your own safety, ✋
I wouldn't work in one now if they paid $50 dollars an hour!
I am an 18 year old female working at a nice, clean gas station" Lies! "In Canada." Oh, carry on...
Haha, I know, this is the real world after all. But the stereotype is that everything is really nice and clean in Canada
+Lindsey Ramsay and don't forget the Timmy's!
+Lindsey Ramsay Are you all afraid of the dark?
+Brandon Lindsay I'm not into Hockey but i certainly love watching it
+FragileAce98 hockey confuses the fuck outta me - Canadien
*"I'm pregnant, leavemealone."* You are so good at reading stories and expressing the emotions that are present in the words. That part in particular though... I love that much more than I should. XD
came to the comments to say almost exactly that haha. too awesome
When is that? xD
Treekodile Reece Around 31:36
So Kawaii I BURSTED out laughing.
Qu33r Little Queen Same. Got a weird look from my mom
Corpse sounding dead serious when saying “I’m an 18 year old female” with that voice is the funniest shit ever
"...how do you drop a bag behind a dumpster by accident?"
that actually made me laugh at loud 😂
And in such a way that only a man can help you retrieve it.
@@ConsciousExpression sounds like the beginning of a really bad p*rno
omg "I'm pregnant leave me alone" and "I'M JUST A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR" got me dead haha 😂😂
@Ronald Zhao 232 likes later lol
@@onisac3940 277 likes
Same 😂
I just lost it at "I am an 18 year old female" with that deep voice
does it for me..every single time. .. 😂😂
+VerexinZ *says in a demonic voice* I'm a 3 year-old little girl.
+Death Wolf gaming (Logan) lol dood
Same I laughed so hard😂
+Eliane Rasmussen I want his voice :(
"I'm pregnant leave me alone!" *In literally the deepest male voice ever*
...that cracked me up. 😂
Corpsey saying "homeboy" is the best thing ever, change my mind.
how fast he says "im pregnant, leave me alone" makes me laugh everytime-
(Creepy dude breaks into garage) "I'm just a neighbor!!"
s t a r g i r l my question is why didn’t he get the dude arrested!
hearing him say "im pregnant, leave me alone" completes me
he needs a sound board.
yes but,,,, him saying "homeboy",,,, that's 100% more wholesome.
@@Darkerfoxtech agreed
What sections is it at
Lmao!
This man could easily catfish someone.
"So, who are you?"
"I'm an 18 year old female."
"Acceptable."
i dont know if this makes me weird, but i like falling asleep to these.
Same lol
It makes you weird
@@mastering7305agreed
am the same!!!
That’s exactly what I’m doing rn lol
"As I ran to get my snack, pringles and chocolate pudding....I'm pregnant leave me alone" Sounds like something I'd say xD
same except I don't have a uterus
OfficerBootyReportin4Duty And I'm not pregnant lol It just sounds like something I'd say if I was.
Mary Triplett Your profile picture is creepier than any story I've ever heard
What's new?
if you guys find it that creepy then you are really going to hate my new profile picture lol
Wouldn't be a true Canadian tale without Tim's
Yep
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I fucking love Timmies XD I'm Canadian~ Ontario ftw~!!!
Are you from New Brunswick?
Corpse you'll probably never read or see this but
WE MISS YOU NARRATING SCARY STORIES!!!!!
Tbh listening to Corpse's old narration videos makes me feel so relaxed. Even now with how big he is now he still calms me down especially when I'm either getting overwhelmed or depressed. It just helps a lot, or I'll just smile as soon as I hear him lol.
"I'm just a friendly neighbor" LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know right like bitch I don't have any sugar better leave 😂
I would have been like: if you don't get yo--
All a john I didn't know attempting to steal was friendly neighbor behavior. lol
I FUCKING CAME
Understandable
you should do audio books, I'd listen to that shit all day long
I agree 100%
Yea and also cause those pictures made me miss my pants :(
Grace Pugh: don't miss them!! You'll see them again some day.
Bud Ched lol
i spent this whole day literally listening to all of his scary story videos in one day
What's crazy is I would listen to corpse while doing deliveries at work and while work on special effects, whether it was makeup or building my haunted houses this was and still is my go to. But, his voice now omg I was blown away when my daughter was like mom listen to this this and I asked who it was and she replied corpse I was like what no way, keep up the awesome work I have a bunch of real life scary stories if your taking any. But, listening to these stories and your music actually helps my anxiety. So, thank you for that you saved my life when I needed it.
Everyone in 2015: His voice is so deep
Me in 2021: You guys haven't heard anything yet.
I've been subscribed to Corpse Husband since late 2015 so I heard his voice get deeper before he started among us.
Yesssss also, quackity:0
His voice is sexy. Sad it hurts him though
Not all pedos get what's coming to them. A guy molested me and my sister, got probation that was it. He also molested another kid in front of me but I repressed the memory for a few years. When I remembered it was too late. God only knows how many kids he probably touched. My sister has never been the same since. I was uncomfortable around grown men for years.
I am so sorry for your loss 😖
If there’s proof enough, (I don’t know your case, if I knew you I might believe you) they ought to be smitten with fire
I don’t believe you unless you give proof
But I’ll give sympathy
@@omarbaba9892 are you asking them for proof from a rape that happened to them as a child? Are you joking..?
IM JUST A FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR!
lmfao
I would have cracked up
hood spiderman I got you I'll finish the sentence
Hahaha
I do so love these stories! Remember one things though, never say, "I can call the police for you" you say "Here, I'll call the police" as you're reaching for the phone! It is always nice to hear these stories because most of the people just got the shit scared out of them and a lesson learned. It is a scary world out there!!
31:35 the way he says "i'm pregnant, leave me alone" is just so fucking funny to me, i can't
When he said , "I didn't want him to hurt my goldie" and "I said to get your little butt over here and she wiggled her little butt back" I couldn't help but giggle. x3
Same 😂😂
😂😂😂
Goldie had a lil butt, she had her tail lobbed off before I rescued her, so when she would get excited, her whole self would WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE! I'm not on my regular account, this isn't my computer, but number 8 is my story. RIP Goldie, she was a GOOD GIRL!
@@HexusoftheSheep RIP Goldie she was loved. I'm glad you lived to tell the tale and that you had real good neighbours.
Jacob Hock rip goldie ❤️❤️ thank you for sharing this story🥺❤️
Good to see the old ones back up!
hey joel
Heyyy Joel! Nice to see you here!
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Corpse Husband: I'm a Mormon, give me a hard time if you want
yeah cuz usually people in my religion have a hard time and get criticized for no reason LMFAOOO
@@ashleyfuentes0512 One of my best friends is Mormon. I think what they endure is unfair. I'm an agnostic, and all the overbearing, judgemental condemnation I see comes from Evangelical Christians
@@ashleyfuentes0512 just read up on it please ok Mormonism can be and is a lot of the times fucked up
Joseph Smith was one of the biggest frauds ever. You gotta be stupid to believe that b.s. the south park Mormon episode was spot on
69 likes.
"I'm an 18 year old female." Okay corpse we believe you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fr 🙄
You saying "I'm pregnant leave me alone" is the best thing in the universe
lmfaoooo ikr i died especially how he said it 😂
I'm sorry but hearing this guy say "I am an 18 year old female" in that voice makes me crack up
Miia Mohammed lol
Kane Wayne tb thbhbbyyjttttfg
corpse-chan
😆😆😆
Just sitting here wrapping gifts listening to this is nice, also Merry Christmas to anyone else who's here🎄⛄
As soon as "I'm a Mormon" was said, I perked up and listened to the story. I was raised a Mormon and I can confirm that a lot of shit happens on Missions. My dad had a dog sicced on him while he was in Canada just for knocking on someone's door. People joke about us, but honestly, missionaries have balls of steel.
facts bro we da goats
Angry Canadians scare me.
Corpse: "I'm pregnant leave me alone ):O"
Me: (dies)
Yeah he is great
R.I.P.
Morfeus R.I.P me indeed
Same! I know these are scary stories, but honestly, I can't help it.
rofl I was like DAMN 0-100
dudes lazy
but he's taking a walk
salutes :^)
I luv ur profile pic
+XxTowerOfTerror 13 Hahaha thanks :ppp
probably playing Pokemon go (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Ethan Dobbs lol yup
+Ethan Dobbs u hate pokemon go
19:09 I keep forgetting pickup trucks are a thing (I’m British there aren’t many here) in thought she was straight up being followed by a 16 wheeler 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
"He's my hero." Lol, too cute when said in Corpse Husband's voice.
😂😂😂 "im pregnant leave me alone"😂😂😂 sadly I dont have to be pregnant to want pudding and Pringles at 2 am
Me- watches corpse husband while eating totinos pizza rolls at 2am I'm on the day shift leave me alone
I love the little inhale afterwards as if he was actually upset about it lol
Why is this actually me and exactly I don't need to be pregnant to eat gummies and takis at 3am🤣
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Lmaoo I laughed so hard haha 😂 but still pregnancy makes women eat some weird tingz
Corpse I don’t know how I would have gotten through high school without you I’ve been listening to you’re scary stories series for 7 years and I cannot get enough 🖤🖤
"I'm very close to my cousin."
*Alabama intensifies*
😂😂
West Virginia intensifies
😆😆😆
YEEEEEEE HAWW
Country Roads take me home 😂
Great video bro! Been missing ya! Hope things have been looking up!
aww *thumbs up*
+Corpse Husband great video corpse you do some awesome videos I hope to see many more to come!!
@@CorpseHusband hi Corpse!! Will you veer come back and narrate scary stories again? 🥰💜💜💜💜
Hello people scrolling the comments while listening ;)
haiiii
Slippy *Beavis voice* “Hey hows it goin’?”
Hi
Hey
Hi
"I had to walk because I'm too lazy to get my driving licence"
Excuse me but what
im lazy and cant be bothered to get my drivers licence. ive never vibed with anything more than that
Lol
But he'll happily walk.. Get your licence and you can be even lazier
@@Matty.Hill_87 true lol
@@Matty.Hill_87 bro i actually got my license now, but i wasnt walking before just like i aint driving now. i dont go anywhere
Even though I've heard all of these from your older videos, listening to them again was a great way to spend my morning. ♥
I love you
*****
Don't want to be weird, Erin.. but you look great :p well, yeah. kinda weird, excuse me haha
These are weirdly soothing while studying
24:53 - "No.. No.. I don't... I don't know where my wife is. All I want is some comforting"
Sounds legit to me.
*"you son of a bitch, I'm in"*
30:20 Sprint's out of the garage like a cat with his ass on fire LMAO!!
corpse needs to bring these back with his deep voice would make it more scary
On god tho
"I have to walk because I'm too lazy to drive"????? Lmao what
XD
Lmao
+Lindsay Heevner Too lazy to get his license.
Essentially, he's too lazy to drive.
😂😂😂😂😂 fr
This is my first time watching your videos and I had to pause the video from laughing at the first sentence *super deep voice* "I am an 18 year old female..." But in all seriousness... You're one of the best horror narrators I've seen. Nice job!
As a mormon, I can confirm that creely stuff happens on the mission. At least it did for the in the ghetto parts of Russia. Between finding a bag full of children shoes at a mans house, and being stalked in the woods by a schitxofrenic, I could write quite a few horror stories.
Super awesome experience though. Best thing I've ever done :)
You should share your stories on a Reddit sub to be narrated! I would love to hear them
1st story I wasn't sure if I was watching a corpse husband video because his voice didn't sound deep enough
a couple of Mormon girls actually came to my house a week ago and said my next door neighbor who is an old man but a creep tried to get them into his house which is full of cats and reeked of cat piss to the back of the house were he preferred to "talk".
I hope they came out okay
The isle of Circe.
Anyone watches while having dinner or a snack ? 😅🍔🍕🍰🍫🍦
Lol me thanks thanks thanks thanks lol sorry very bad glitch lol Xd xd
im eating breakfast while watching these
+Frederico Alfonzo (Hoge) im about to fall asleep! lol
+kylie miller Lol
i watched while my cat was giving birth haha
"Go ahead and give me a hard time if you want..."
Sans: *Oh, OK...*
I watched this at night. am I paranoid now, yes. Do I regret listening to his voice, no.
That story about the Mormon missionaries is the exact reason why there are often other church members with them when going to meet with people, and why the male missionaries do the door to door stuff. If the guys weren't there with them then the situation could have been dangerous.
@PBJMan If they annoy you, you can just tell them to leave you alone. They keep a list of people to not bother.
@PBJMan Why should being annoyed justify a dangerous situation for female missionaries?
@PBJMan Yeah, you meant to shift the blame onto the missionaries themselves for "bothering people." In other words: victim blaming. I was offering a solution instead of engaging in the mud fight.
@@Mitagitsu He's saying "don't go from door to door and you won't meet creepy people". Which is kind of true.
@@bobobsen That is not how he phrased it, but yeah, going door to door definitely has risks.
I swear to God I had the same almost exact experience like the woman in story9 who was pregnant.
3years ago when I was pregnant of my daughter (age 17), I sat in the car with my dad (he is in the military btw) we were going to have a nice father and daughter bonding moment as we were going to the big city of Antwerp (Belgium) wich has big stores and we suddenly felt hungry and I was dying for some stupid triangle sandwiches you can buy at a gas station, we stopped at the station as he had experienced with his previous wives (he is my stepdad) that you should get a pregnant woman whatever she wants (I love him so much). we were walking in the store I was looking at the chips and he was waiting for a coffee and a tea to bring on the road. A weird guy came in..roughly the same age as my dad (40) and came standing next to me. he looked at my belly and said "You pregnant? you still a kid" ... I was shocked and excused myself as I went up to my dad. David (my dad) said that he would keep an eye and grabbed the sandwich from my hands to look at the date (he is always carefully selecting food from these kind of stores) he payed for our stuff and I thanked the old man behind the counter. the guy followed us the whole time and my dad got really irritated. we stepped into the car and I munched on the sandwich and didn't pay attention around me. My dad muttered something angry and started making turns in different streets. when the guy kept following my dad stopped the car and demanded to stay inside at all times with an expression on his face that said "I'm going to kill something" I nodded and followed David's every move. He went to the backseat and grabbed a led pipe he keeps there at all times. He shouted at the guy who also came outside to stop following us and if he doesn't listen to him his led pipe will find his head in some way. the guy mumbled something I couldn't understand as he kept walking up David and my dad said he will smash his brains out if he tries something funny as his daughter is carrying his grandchild. the guy said something and David tackeled him screaming he has served in several wars and he has seen death many times and that the guy shouldn't question his abilities and strength to provide safety to the people he cares about. My dad pushed a nerve on the guy and he stopped fighting. My dad stood up as he grabbed his phone and called the cops. My dad is trained in a way he can get you knocked out without having to fight. he came up to me and explained it all and said the guy wanted me to come with him to be his fucking wife.. the guy was arrested 10 minutes later. My Dad took me to Antwerp we bought some clothes for my unborn baby as I found a jumper with "Will you be my godfather" written on it. I didn't show my dad and bought it and let hit get wrapped up as a gift. we went to a Chinese restaurant to finish our day and I planted the gift on his bare plate as he went to the bathroom. My dad made me feel safe and he cared for me so much as the asshole of a father had left me when he found out I was pregnant as he didn't want a whore to be his daughter (my baby is made out of a rape ... but that doesn't mean I didn't love her/ I do so much). David had become my dad and I only knew him so shortly ...but we already had such a stong bond. to this day, now that I have a boyfriend and live with my hubby, my dad still calls me every day. So when he came back from the bathroom and was surprised to see a gift he opened it softly as he kept saying I shouldn't have done that. when he saw what was inside...he started sobbing ... Tears rolled off his eyes and he became red as a tomato. he looked at me after a minute stood up and hugged me. I felt the tears dripping on my shoulder as he kept saying "of corse I will,this is the greatest honor anybody has ever given me." the day I gave birth my mom (who is my soul mate ) cut the cord and held my hand. my grandmother came inside with a 1,98meter tall guy behind me who had raw cheeks from crying with big puffy eyes and the biggest smile on his face. and said "I am so proud of you!You did so well,I am so proud of my little girl! And even prouder of my precious sweet godchild " he hugged my mom and congratulated the brand new grandmother and kissed my hair as he looked at my mirical.
My daughter now 2 years old and 6months adores her godfather and kisses his picture each night before she goes to bed. her "Pepe" his one of her favorite people and tomorrow she is going to have a sleepover with my parents. she is so exited
Sid Vicious Damnn
That's SO sad. I'm glad you didn't get an abortion.
Sorry about everything!
Sid Vicious Man I'm sorry too. Your names awesome. Are you a fan of his?
Raven Black I'm a huge fan of him. back when I was 16 my wardrobe was 100% punk the way it was in the 70's
Hank Hill ... and who are you to judge. Is your life perfect? Have you never made a mistake? Yes I made a mistake ... WHEN I GOT RAPED! But I couldn't do an abortion. So I dealt with the situation and I a handeling it well. my daughter is almost 3 years old .
. and perfectly happy and healthy. And I majored in art AND I got an extra major in teaching... So I did fine... I don't have to take shit from a random stranger! If you don't like my comment ...feel free to fuck off
it’s me watching this late at night 🥲 and i hate being paranoid
UA-cam keeps recommended me old vids of corpses,
I like it
i feel like these stories make me more aware of my surroundings the more I listen
Same o.o
Marlen Maldonado
Good. Be safe out there 💜
You have the sexiest voice ever
+WolfAntic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) being straight proves nothing, i am Demisexual and i agree
+twiztedsheshire what the fuck is "Demi sexual?"
+Eli Quinn Demi sexual means you have to feel an emotional attachment to someone to feel sexually attracted to them. I suppose it's like asexuality because until you become emotionally attracted, you feel no sexual attraction...or so they say.
***** I'm not sure, you'd have to ask a "Demisexual" like I said, I'm not sure I belive it's an actual thing but you never know, human sexuality is a very psychologically complex thing at times. I think it's like pansexuality in a way where people are attracted to every gender identity but with demisexuals, they're attracted to humans, they just need to feel an emotional attraction to feel any sort of sexual feelings toward said human.
***** Its like a term for selective asexuaity. That's a better way to explain it. They only feel sexual attraction when they are attached.
broooo I started laughing when I heard him say, I'm pregnant leave me alone. in the most serious tone ever XDD
"Homeboy was released from a police department in California." I dont know why but him saying that was funny
Lol
I'm just gonna chill In the comments ;____;
yeah I'll chill with you
+Ethan Bane ikr
Ayano Chan yeah another one
ENJOY OUR LUXURY DRINKS MEALS AND HUMAN SIZED TEDDY BEARS
lets party ＼(^o^)／ ＼(^o^)／
that soft tone when he said "I'm pregnant leave me alone"....made me laugh
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i am a female
You sure
He’s just narrating. If this is a joke then man jokes are supposed to be funny.
Alisanne Dupre this is why no one liked your comment
@@ogthanos6964 then why does it say someone liked my comment..?
Alisanne Dupre because you liked it and your a nobody
@@ogthanos6964 alright watch me like it and the number go to two likes. Also I’m a nobody? Bro you know who you’re even talking to?
I loved that criminal minds was mentioned. I love that show.
who else is proud to be a corpse fan??? ik I am GO CORPSEY
You were ahead of your time😌
Corpsey? I like that 😊
I’m kinda new I watched his videos before he started playing among us but probably by like a month before
#8 was pretty good, finally someone has the balls to actually do something about it.
I was 17 when this happened. I love old Chevy trucks. I’ve owned 3. My first one was an ‘89 shortbox, single cab 2wd with a pretty aggressive camburg long travel kit on the front end, cool truck so in Reno it’s understandable for a truck like that to gain interest from being broke down. My alternator took a shit. Dude driving a s-10 pulled over and asked if I was good, told him of my diagnosis and he offered to jump my truck and follow me home in case I needed more juice, thought it was a really cool thing of him to do. I gotta say I’m 6’4 260 pounds with a nose that’s obviously been broken numerous times, needless to say even at 17 I was nobody you wanted to tangle with. I accepted his offer and we got on our way. Of course my truck died 3 times on the way to my house and without hesitation like my big bro would do he flipped a bitch on the freeway 3 times to give me a jump. I thought I made my new best friend how could this dude be this rad?? The final stretch I started to get paranoid, I was 17 so still living with mom, I knew for a fact she was at her boyfriends house though so if he got weird she wouldn’t have to witness me pounding this guy’s teeth out. I’m extremely protective over my mom. So we get to the house and obviously I offer this guy something to drink, he asked if I had some whiskey and I actually did, 3/4 of a bottle of Jameson from camping at pyramid lake that weekend. We went in, made some jmo on the rocks and commenced to bullshitting. My mom is a very pretty woman, probably the reason around 50% of the fist fights I’ve been in happened is because someone called her a milf, nope, not my mom bro, you say she’s pretty, do NOT refer to my mother as a woman you wanna “fuck” or you’ll be in a fight. So he kept asking about my mom, obviously we’re a close knit family so there was pictures all over the house of my two brothers and her. He kept asking when she was gonna be home and I kept getting more and more agitated until I finally slammed my glass on the counter asking him what in the fuck business of his was it when my mom was coming home?!?! He got really quiet. I told him thank you again for the help but now you’ve overstayed your welcome and it’s best he head out. Keep in mind by this time the nearly full bottle of whiskey was pretty much gone, but I wasn’t drunk off my ass so I figured a 30 something year old dude wouldn’t be either. He took off. I was sitting on the couch with my little pit bull puppy Shelby and I hear a car just smash by my house with what sounds like a flat, ka chunk ka chunk in rapid succession. So I jump up a go outside, car was long gone, then I hear the noise again, this time coming towards me. Sure enough, it was his gold, late model accord. He slammed on his brakes and yelled out his window he’s got a flat now he needed my help. Fucker thought that was funny. I agreed because, ya know, stupid ass teenager. I should have got my shotgun and told him to fuck off because this shit felt wrong. I drug my floor jack out to his car and told him to grab his tire iron and spare. He said he didn’t have a spare and the favor he needed was to crash on my couch. As you probably already know that’s completely out of the question, I told him so. Then I remembered I actually had a old Audi space saver in the garage I acquired at some point, I knew the bolt patterns were close to the same so I grabbed it, he didn’t seem super happy I was doing this for him. I broke the lugs loose, jacked up his car, pulled his wheel off and noticed a clean, really uniform cut in the sidewall. I picked his wheel up with one are as if to show my strength and stuck it in his face. “Did you cut your own motherfucking tire in an attempt to stay here and get weird with my mother?!?!” He just looked down shaking his head no which I knew was a lie. I don’t think he expected me to have a functioning brain. So what I did next I’ve never been extremely proud of but after the aftermath thanked god I did. I grabbed that son of a bitch as hard as I could by his face and took him off his feet slamming him into the side of his car. I shoved my forehead into his so hard it actually kinda hurt me a little and said very quietly if he was just drunk and acting a fool to come clean right now or shit was about to get real. He begged me to let him go, I was and still am a very, very strong man. I loosened my grip on his face, let him start to ask to stay on my fucking couch again!!!! Now, I was NOT a level headed kid, I was never a bully at all, but I felt this guy was up to no good so I cracked him hard on the jaw and he went down. I took his wallet out of his pocket to learn his real name. He said his name was Rick when we met and not Rick nor any other name rick is short for was on his ID. Piece of shit lied about his name too. Now police and I don’t get along, had numerous stays in juvenile detention centers by this time for fighting. I had one advocate on the force and that was my best friends big brother. I called him immediately to run this creeps name. I called him and sure enough he was doing radar and on duty. I told him verbatim what had happened. He ran this guy’s name, and said in a low, calm but ominous tone, stay right where you are and keep him subdued at ANY cost. I hung up the phone, ran to get duct tape, and hog tied Thad dude in my driveway. Buddies big brother showed up literally 7 mins later, I could hear the intake of his crown vic from a quarter mile off he was hauling ass. He showed up, got out of his car with a look on his face like he was ready to kill, he really liked me despite my run ins with his colleagues. He picked the guy up, and very roughly threw him in the back of his cruiser. He then got right in my face and told me the following , “AJ, do you have any idea what this man was planning on doing here?” I said I had a general idea. He said “I don’t think you do, this man he’s been charged but not convicted 3 times of stalking, attempted rape, assault...” I stopped him there as I felt the need to drag him out of the cop car and do more damage. The fucked up thing is, the car he was driving, wasn’t his, it was some woman’s. The woman had been missing and they had a. APB on the description of the car. The woman was later found. Naked, and deceased by a river in my town. The worst part was she was a blonde, pretty middle aged woman, just like my mom. I testified in court which always made me feel like a rat but for a rapist, I think I’m clear. He got a life sentence without possibility of parole and I got an honorable mention in the paper. Biggest compliment of the whole thing is I’m the middle brother, but my mom calls me her hero.
This story is 100% true. I cannot stress this fact enough. Ladies out there, do NOT trust ANY man you don’t know at ANY time. Especially Mother’s. Thank you if you read this whole thing, if it helps one woman it was worth it.
Just noticed stupid auto correct made “accord” into “s-10” the first time I wrote it. Told you I love Chevy trucks.
i lost it when they said "im pregnant, leave me alone"
"I'm pregnant leave me alone" said in the sassiest voice I've ever heard him talk in 😂😂
OMG "im pregnant leave me alone" 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol Ikr
Sounds about right
Corpse:”I’m pregnant leave me alone”
That made my day! 😂
The last story's writhing and Corpse's narrating were hilarious
"this guy wrote on his walls in permanent marker too?"
me: weird, who does that?
*is writing a quote on my door*
Are you really the last panda tho?
Glad I ain’t the only one lol
12 year olds are not teenagers
Why is this my favourite comment?
BmanAtown I'm 13 so am I?
Dead Mean yep, 13 ends in “teen,” twelve does not.
Cade Rapp 12 is considered “preteen”
Luke San Roman yeah true
"I'm pregnant, leave me alone"
*Laughs until I choke on my chips and salsa*
31:35 this dude reads "im pregnant leave me alone" like its him and hes not tryna get his feeling hurt
My scary story: One day,I lived without playing games.
You think that's scary? I had to go a day without wifi once...
how did you two survive?!
+Jeeper Creeper I'm still trying to get over it...
+MrrSquishie that's nothing. back in my day we didn't even have this new fangled dsl WiFi wiki carp you youngsters are used to. the computers in my day were these big bulky things with green screens and populated graphics.
+Jeeper Creeper I'll tell you *Knowledge*
'I'm pregnant, leave me alone.' Absolutely perfect
31:37 never thought I’d laugh about scary stories
Who else randomly found this guy on UA-cam and now watches him all the time?
My sister with her bals of steak hahahaha
"balls of steak" you mean steel😂
steel* lol
bals of steak... how does that happen?
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oh never mind
Niels Geudens steel
Niels Geudens. Oh my God. Steel*** XD