Why Marine doesn't wash her hands + standing vs. sitting [Hololive]
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2021
- Houshou Marine engages in bathroom talk.
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"Just rub it against the toilet bowl!"
I'm not sure disease spreading among the crew is a good idea Senchou!
How can there be disease spreading if 99.99% of guys can't touch the toilet bowl in the first place.
@@RecordToDeathToBoredom too bad for you then
@@RecordToDeathToBoredom I'm sorry to hear that. You may want a smaller bowl.
What? I thought that's why toilets have this hollow lip underneath...you know, like a cable holder in electronics so your dingus doesn't fall into the water when you go number two.
Have I been using toilets wrong the whole time?
@@dorklymorkly3290 nah you're just talking about a different shape that of toilet bowl
"It's better to die standing, than live sitting."
-Houshou Pirate Motto, maybe, idk
But actually it's quite the opposite. It's better to live standing than to die sitting.
@@seneca983
Die standing: Stay true to yourself regardless of opposition
Live sitting: Give in because it's easier
@@The-Branch I was trying to make a reference to this clip from Catch 22:
ua-cam.com/video/j-OcaLECz1k/v-deo.html
The end screen...
The answer is yes.
The answer is yes.
The answer is yes
The answer is yesn’t
'Rub it against the toilet bowl!'
She says, without understanding how much the sensation makes you want to crawl up in a ball and die.
I know that feel bro.
Pain-peko
I don't think there's anyone else in hololive that you could say "I want to have long conversation with you in a dark room" to and it would go over well
I don’t think there is anyone you could say that to at all unless if you know them lol
Considering that Senchou is deathly afraid of the dark, like "would rather rack up on electricity bills than turn the lights off" afraid, (but then again this is outdated info. For all I know her phobia might've improved) your "want to have long conversations with you in the dark" with her won't go well at all.
Sitting down doesn't help, it just makes the stream hit my face instead of hitting the ceiling.
Stop pissing while having an erection damnit
If you squeeze it against your stomach and let it out slowly, you can have it trickle down your body and into the bowl when sitting.
@@PhoenixClank Cool life hack.
@@PhoenixClank fucking disgusting
Just bend at the waist and your aim will adjust down.
I love how the Tsukkomi and Boke roles juggle between Senchou and us.
It's always fun to tease her just as much as she teases us.
She's admitted to really loving it as well
@@burnoutcat2387 Keeps the chat and interactions really fun
From indirect kisses to indirect butt-wiping... sasuga Shabby
A true Saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles.
very cultured of you to reference that, take my youtube gold
Kakacarrotcake!
He's right, you know!
Super pooper scoopers are just lergenduh!
Shabby out here asking the real questions
Marine, i don't think bringing new Seiso viewers will purify chat if you keep corrupting them with your degeneracy
People who pee proned on top of the toilet bowl :
I see no god up here OTHER THAN MYSELF.
I can't believe Marine is singlehandedly responsible for extending this pandemic.
what pandemic
@@jimmygimmy4420 Exactly
"i should bring in more seiso listeners"
she says, wearing a bikini covered by a transparent shirt
I could see Senchou standing up to do it for some strange Senchou reason that is beyond the understanding of us mere mortals.
>Just rub it against the bowl.
I'd rather die lmao
That is what people said by indirect touch
Ofc she doesn´t wash her hands, she got a clean ....... oh wrong streamer :P
Name pls lol
ASMON POG
@@bimborgini1897 asmongold
“The thing you guys wish for is in Dokuro-kun”
Oh my god Dokuro is the holy grail
No, the holy grail is inside Dokuro-kun
Woah Dokuro-kun must make his debut soon, he seems very nice lol
And well true, if I have the chance to ever wash her hand I'd probably wouldn't washes it either... for probably 15 to 30 minutes because of this pandemic orz
I think I'm on team either way, depends on how drunk or sleepy I am 🤔
As always thank you for the cultured Senchou clip Shabby! ...the end meme card really makes you think huh...
"Nyeeeh! Someone help! I keep getting hangovers from being filled with alcohol!"
@@burnoutcat2387 i really do hope it's only alcohol inside... 🤣
My favorite Vtuber is my worst nightmare. She doesn't wash her hands and has a filthy room that she doesn't clean up.
Ah so you like Kanata
Good thing we can still experience them through the safety of the internet.
If I got the chance to shake Marine's hand, I wouldn't wash mine afterwards. Instead, I would peel its skin off and conserve it in the freezer.
Standing menacingly while doing the business was the way that I choose
Thanks for your work shabz!
"I don't go to the toilet"
'You just did'
"That was me uh.... Taking care of something..."
mom pick me up i’m scared
Those end cards are just amazing. 😂
Love how marine has no concept of morning wood lol
The end screen
Asking real questions.
5:32 man, that's deep
Laughed so hard on this one!
Gin-chan is asking the real question there at the end.
Whenever I see her with the floating skull I have to think of the curse of monkey island.
My man asking the real questions
5:31 top ten questions science still can’t answer 😳
This is why I don't shake anyone's hand.
[Houshou Marines Biography] Pastime: having delusions while inspecting her favorite toilet bowl
dude wasnt even tryna to show off, it just aint possible with morning wood 😭
One year after, and still hentai to the core. We made it ichimis !
Broke: Indirect kiss.
Woke: Indirect butt-wiping.
She was clearly just going to the bathroom to polish her golden "throne"
Very interesting clip
Washing hands aint gonna optimize those seconds
I'm a man who pees sitting down... B-But I have a good reason! I can brush my teeth at the same time! It is time efficient!
She's beginning to believe in the Toilet RTA World Championship strats.
A completely normal toilet inspection. Nothing weird about that.
Just sit down? Well, senchou...not all of us have that luxury ;)
She literally had a comfortable stream talking so casually about Pissing between Gender methods.
Senchou's "kimo kimo" made me think of Nagatoro...
Sasuga Senchou! She must have learned how to RTA from the best xD
Senchou is right, why don't Ichimi just sit down so they won't miss 😂
Oh right Senchou is 2D, she doesn't need to go to toilet!
its not just gonna wipe your ass, shabby
its gonna S H A K E it
I have to agree with that one guy. Due to the natural morning circumstances, that's why we nicknamed the thing after roosters, it's kinda difficult to fit it inside the bowl in the morning
Marine does use the bathroom for the usual? Well, I guess that means she was checking on a batch of toilet wine.
Tbh every time I've done a handshake event with an Idol I don't wash my hands till I get home and 出港. I think this is the perfectly normal and acceptable thing to do.
......... What's.. pardun? Am I misread that..
Sh- shico?
oh .......... no ..
@shatuy1808 On one hand I can see the wisdom of your words, on the other what the fuck bro?
I drink so many fluids that washing my hands every time started making my hands sore. Now I often just put on a disposable glove instead.
Do women even have a choice in this standing matter?
There are...devices
Apparently women back in edo period stood instead
Surprisingly yes, with training and a very good aim, they do.
I've seen a few girls flexing on the boys like that. You... Don't feel the same after witnessing it...
@@burnoutcat2387 dude saw part of the universal truth
@@OhitsONnow the lesson I learned is that in some cases, skill can surpass imagination
I had my suspicions. Her toilet breaks were way too quick.
Seriously guys, listen to Marine and sit down. I started years ago and you know what? I hardly have to clean the bathroom anymore because there's not piss everywhere.
of course Gretchen is a guy ;)
It's been a year of no new ShabbySubz videos, I wonder what he's up to, I hope he's well
Did I just watched a five minutes long clip about anime girl talking about going to toilet?
Marine Zatsudan is a wild and scary place
Literally anything you touch in the toilet and on your way out of toilet is dirtier than yout pee-pee...just saying.
Or, at least it should be. If it's not, I recommend you learn about soap...
that pee-pee is constantly staying in a rather hot environment and sweats, which provides the ideal conditions for bacteria to produce. So you should wash your hand after touching that pee-pee of yours
@@stilmaho No one said you *shouldn't* wash your hands. It's just that everyone focuses on genitals (which should be decently clean if your hygiene is any good) while that toilet door handle is probably just as contaminated as the toilet bowl but no one ever thinks about it...
@@LastSecBloomer What I am saying is that your genital is probably not as clean as you think it is. Yes, it should be perfectly clean after you properly wash yourself, but 2-3 hours later it is probably dirtier than anything you normally touch in your daily life.
Places like the door handle or the toilet seat isn't that comfortable for bacteria to reproduce. So cleaning them once a week or two should be more than enough hygiene if you are washing your hands properly (for the toilet in your home, public toilets are another matter)
@@stilmaho True, door handles are not a good breeding ground for bacteria but they are used by a number of people constantly, so they're essentialy always on full bacteria load. On the other hand, genitalia are bacteria-friendly but you clean them every day and they're not used by many strangers...hopefully.
Anyway, we can all agree on importance of washing hands, heh.
@@LastSecBloomer I was mainly speaking about the toilet in one's home. Public toilets are used by a number of people as you said and not everyone is paying enough attention to their hygiene. Moreover, you might not be resistant against the bacteria some other person is resistant against and vice versa. So you can be more sensitive against the bacteria that bred in another person's body.
im surprised this is a convo happened but not with marine
when i grew closer to 30 (35 now) my metabolism stopped working for me and against me like any typical 30 years old and my belly grew... but my thing got swallowed by that fat as well... because of that, forget standing, i have a shotgun instead of a sniper rifle now.
I'm a guy who lives with 7 sisters and I've just kinda grew the habit to sit from a young age. I think it's just more respectful or something. I never sit on public toilets though, only at home.
Same here
It has nothing to do with respect. Because if you don't make anything dirty you just don't have to sit. Pretty plausible.
I'm standing my whole live and i never ever dirtied anything. You just have to know how and where to aim. Its easy and I expect everyone to be able to do that...
It has nothing to do with respect. Because if you don't make anything dirty you just don't have to sit. Pretty plausible.
I'm standing my whole live and i never ever dirtied anything. You just have to know how and where to aim. Its easy and I expect everyone to be able to do that...
I get that you're "dirty" but don't be *_this_* dirty.
So I'll take that as she does pee in the shower sometimes, since she suspiciously avoided that one question and only that one with the typical idol excuse of them not needing to go to the bathroom.
Who doesn't? You save water...
Wack
shabby youtube didnt show me your videos in my sub box :(
I actually sit down to pee now. I got tired of always having to clean the toilet even from just the splashing. There's no point in having pride over this shit. In the first place, we pee as we shit too, which is why I know it makes no difference if I just pee without the shitting while sitting.
It's also easier to pee when sitting down because it relieves pressure from your bladder and your mind. Now if only the public guys' washrooms toilets weren't so disgusting. Heck, if every guy peed sitting down, we'd have as clean of toilets as the girls. I'm jealous of their clean washrooms.
Just curious. What is seiso? I do apologise if I'm not well-informed or familiar what seiso means.
It means pure
your seiso has no power here
- Some degenerate
not with that clothes
Why doesn't Senchou wash her hands? Because she's got a clean di--...
Never mind.
Wait I thought from biological perspective sitting down is the best. Though I prefer standing up. I don't want to waste my time
So does Dokuro sit or stand?
Chat freezes for the half of the clip?