Cinematic Excrement: Episode 144 - Absolute Proof

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  • Опубліковано 1 вер 2023
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  • @poker8100
    @poker8100 9 місяців тому +131

    “Who wants to watch a cinematic excrement review at 3 in the morning”
    “Oh boy 3 AM”

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому +2

      For me, it’s 12:47.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 9 місяців тому

      It’s been at 5pm for me.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 9 місяців тому +1

      It was posted at 8 am for me 😜

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 9 місяців тому

      At The Big Apple, no less! Best pet shop in town!
      But remember, having four baby turtles may be a cute idea, until they grow up....

  • @adamtate5661
    @adamtate5661 9 місяців тому +221

    Mike Lindell, the only person who got crazier after getting off crack

    • @henrygvidonas9573
      @henrygvidonas9573 9 місяців тому +16

      I have enough experience with schizophrenic/psychotic people in my own life and social environment to say that I have no doubt that Mike Lindell is legitimately mentally ill and needs professional help. I don't mean this as an insult - not in any way.
      I wouldn't question for a minute that he actually believes everything he says. And if you look at who set up and runs his social media platform or works on his other projects, like this movie, it's pretty clear that he's being taken advantage off by scumbags who will possibly bleed him dry financially before the worst will hit him in the defamation lawsuits.
      MyPillow is currently falling apart, already - and once Dominion and Smartmatic are done with him, he'll be completely alone and broke.

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 9 місяців тому +13

      Its really not that uncommon. Drug addicts generally tend to become addicted to other things after they initially beat their addiction to drugs.

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 9 місяців тому

      ​@Andolin414 good thing hunter is in charge of literally NOTHING in America... your mad he's lying to China ripping them off???

    • @16driver16
      @16driver16 9 місяців тому

      No, ever schizophrenic gets worse even if they quit drugs

    • @Geotpf
      @Geotpf 9 місяців тому +3

      Reportedly he once went on such a crack bender that his crack dealer cut him off. How much crack do you have to do for your crack dealer to say, I think you've done too much now?

  • @shovelmetimbers
    @shovelmetimbers 9 місяців тому +272

    Ah yes when I’m looking for well researched political information I go straight to a pillow salesman.

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW 9 місяців тому +18

      A pillow salesman who also used to be a crack addict at that...
      (And no, ordinarily I wouldn't mock someone for having addiction issues, shit is cunning, baffling and powerful. Having said that, watch him talk and tell me he doesn't sound like someone on the pipe..)

    • @LuckyPunkProd
      @LuckyPunkProd 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@KS-PNWSomething tells me he uses an alternative to cocaine. We just don't know what it is...yet.

    • @TheCaptainSlappy
      @TheCaptainSlappy 9 місяців тому

      Or you go to a supposedly grown adult with Yoda action figures.

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 9 місяців тому +13

      @@TheCaptainSlappy
      Great comeback, "Slappy".
      My first premise for trusting information, is for the person that can string a coherent fucking sentence together. Your guy is 0 for 1 right out of the gate, Cap.

    • @TheCaptainSlappy
      @TheCaptainSlappy 9 місяців тому

      @@Emanon... Remember- I have no need to pray before the ego of a small-time youtuber. But apparently...you do.

  • @joshs2734
    @joshs2734 9 місяців тому +165

    "Sean pisses off Republicans" needs to be a weekly series. I live for it.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому +14

      Pissing off republicans is a fun game.

    • @daniexists6
      @daniexists6 9 місяців тому +7

      It is certainly easy. But it's soooo much fun.

    • @GuardianGrarl
      @GuardianGrarl 7 місяців тому +2

      It could also work on a t-shirt.

    • @Reallifeintheblue
      @Reallifeintheblue 5 місяців тому +2

      And they call everyone else snowflakes, yet have a toddler melt down if you bring up logical answers.

  • @christophercruz1084
    @christophercruz1084 9 місяців тому +71

    Republicans when they win the election:
    "You LOST liberals, get over it!"
    Republicans when they lose the election:
    (Raids Capitol Hill)

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 7 місяців тому

      Out of fairness [as I'm from the UK so it's not my fight] I do need to point out #NotMyPresident from 2016 and anger at the alleged 'stolen' election in 2000 [although neither went as far as 2020 did].
      There was also many Republicans who publicly accepted defeat in 2020 and former president George W. Bush condemned the 2021 Capitol riot.
      Similar to how in the UK there was demands to 're-run' the 2016 Brexit referendum which is hardly democratic [Full disclosure- I voted 'No' to it and think it was a big mistake but the majority voted 'Yes' so we have to stick by it]. #NotMyPrimeMinister trended on line and there were minor protests over the 2019 UK General Election [won by the right leaning Conservatives] when that wasn't even close [Conservatives getting 11% more votes than second place and nearly 150 more seats].

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 5 місяців тому

      Republicans and hypocrisy are synonymous.

    • @peterkrug4124
      @peterkrug4124 5 місяців тому +5

      Hypocrisy, thy name is conservatives.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 місяців тому

      Yes, when they're crying I remind them of *SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP* 😏

    • @coolnerdlll6053
      @coolnerdlll6053 27 днів тому

      I always said that if Trump had won, he'd have boasted that the election was incredibly secure with no fraud whatsoever.
      You all know I'm right.

  • @michaelfraser1073
    @michaelfraser1073 9 місяців тому +159

    ah, 365 days. The movie that made Christian Grey look like good husband material in comparison.

    • @Falconer22
      @Falconer22 9 місяців тому +9

      Yes! I've been waiting for Sean to review that trilogy.

    • @michaelfraser1073
      @michaelfraser1073 9 місяців тому +4

      @@Falconer22 Me too. I have a feeling he'll have a lot to say about it. Especially the bit in the first movie where he forces himself on a flight attendant.

    • @frankieseward8667
      @frankieseward8667 9 місяців тому +1

      @@michaelfraser1073 i want him to fo music.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 9 місяців тому +6

      I can’t believe I’m saying this, but 365 Days is a love story worse than Twilight.

    • @davidtaylor-it9pw
      @davidtaylor-it9pw 9 місяців тому +4

      Stockholm syndrome the movie...

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому +66

    “Since the definition of “Incredible” means “Not Credible”, I would agree.”
    I have got to reuse that line somewhere!

  • @6twister428
    @6twister428 9 місяців тому +82

    Hey kids, is Dinesh D'Souza too rational for you? Well go ahead and let Mike Lindell take you on the last train to crazy town.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 9 місяців тому +6

      ALLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARD!!! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@louisduarte8763✨️🎶ThE tOxiiiC gOSsip TrAiiiin🎶!✨️✨️✨️✨️🪕🪕🪕🪕💥

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 9 місяців тому +1

      Or Conservative Clown World

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 8 місяців тому

      Speaking of people being sued for false information about the 2020 election - specifically in Georgia (2000 Mules)

    • @jjb1908
      @jjb1908 8 місяців тому

      ​@@robotrixMike Lindell got accused for False Advertisment for his my pillow thing. I find it funny that he would think people would listen to him about supposed election fraud

  • @MrAspiringactor
    @MrAspiringactor 9 місяців тому +71

    18:14 Please don't blame Maddie for that; it's well documented she was directed to act that way by Sia and she was actually afraid her performance would come off like it was making fun of autistic people

    • @spookyspice596
      @spookyspice596 9 місяців тому +29

      She was also a minor at the time and actors already have very little agency in the projects they take part in as it is, but that especially applies to minors.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому +12

      Maddie had more sense than Sia.
      Sia went full simple jack, and Maddie wanted none of that.

    • @MrAspiringactor
      @MrAspiringactor 9 місяців тому +2

      @@daelen.cclark And she was 14

    • @redjed100
      @redjed100 9 місяців тому +2

      To be fair, that was implied in “Tropic Thunder,” too.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 9 місяців тому +10

      Ngl I get some MJ vibes from Sia. As in "While it might not be actual child molestation, it's setting off more red flags than the USSR.'

  • @christownsend552
    @christownsend552 9 місяців тому +25

    In the immortal words of George Carlin on politics " it's all bullshit and it's bad for you"

  • @andysee6996
    @andysee6996 9 місяців тому +58

    All we got left on the Razzie Worst Picture list is an overly happy-go-lucky musical on Princess Diana and an overly angsty movie about Marilyn Monroe.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 9 місяців тому +3

      Brace yourselves

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 9 місяців тому

      Movies I have never heard of...

    • @freakfoxvevo7915
      @freakfoxvevo7915 9 місяців тому +6

      All we got left so far. Given Smeghead's schedule, he should also be able to cover the worst picture of 2023

    • @timtheskeptic1147
      @timtheskeptic1147 9 місяців тому

      Considering that Oliver! The Musical beat 2001: A Space Odyssey for best picture, I've no hope.

    • @karahughes7074
      @karahughes7074 9 місяців тому +2

      Wait...there's a happy-go-lucky Princess Diana musical? Er...do they ignore her tragic death or am I missing something? Never mind, at least I now know not to watch it - ever

  • @catfoy8888
    @catfoy8888 9 місяців тому +54

    Wow I can't believe we're almost done with this series

    • @yashasvirallabandi9070
      @yashasvirallabandi9070 9 місяців тому +6

      Just 2 more episodes, right? Cause the 2023 episode won't be until next year

    • @54GodzillaFan
      @54GodzillaFan 9 місяців тому +2

      Same here. I first started watching this guy when Inchon! was his most recent review! I do wonder what he'll do after the Razzie Worst Picture winner project is over.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 9 місяців тому +2

      Dang 😅

    • @multilad816
      @multilad816 9 місяців тому +1

      Let viewers vote for the next milestone review and theme review months?

    • @robertlemond371
      @robertlemond371 8 місяців тому +1

      @@54GodzillaFanlikely razzie nominees

  • @Havoc800
    @Havoc800 9 місяців тому +80

    Nothing like getting ABSOLUTE PRROF from a cocaine fueled Pillow salesman.

    • @danielvandersall6756
      @danielvandersall6756 9 місяців тому +8

      Oh, no, it's OK--he switched to Crack in the 90's and used until prayer miraculously stopped his addiction--in 2009. So it only took about 20 years, bankruptcy, and the loss of his first wife before prayer fixed everything.

    • @Havoc800
      @Havoc800 9 місяців тому +1

      @@danielvandersall6756 I forgot that Prayer fixed absolutely nothing. lol

    • @danielvandersall6756
      @danielvandersall6756 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Havoc800 If you actually believed and had faith, OK. I highly doubt Lindell has any commitment to follow God beyond using it to fleece people.

  • @cazub123
    @cazub123 9 місяців тому +42

    Libertarians are watching...... now shake it baby! Give us what we want.

  • @Zice033
    @Zice033 9 місяців тому +37

    To quote an actual movie….”You Did It. the Crazy Son Of A Bitch, you did it.”

  • @lordpenn
    @lordpenn 9 місяців тому +20

    "They're suppressing cancel culture."
    --Mike Lindell 2021

  • @flashrobbie
    @flashrobbie 9 місяців тому +29

    Thank you, Smeghead. I just hope you guys get back to your normal abnormal soon.

  • @DeetotheDubs
    @DeetotheDubs 9 місяців тому +65

    Ah, good ole Zuckabutt and his Meataverse.
    Why anyone takes Lindell seriously is beyond me. Oh, that's right. The same reason I was given IRL, by an actual human being, on why they liked Trump, "He's good at making money."
    KrimsonRogue did a good review of the '365 Days' book. If you can stomach it, that is.
    Thanks for taking this one to the dome for us, Sean. Funny and witty as always.

    • @superpan218
      @superpan218 9 місяців тому

      At least Mark Zuckerburg didn't rename his social media platform like Elon Musk did when he renamed Twitter as "X". Stupid Elon Musk. And here I thought he was a brilliant genius, but he's nothing but a phony.

    • @bancoran
      @bancoran 9 місяців тому

      Trump IS good at making money...into less money.

    • @andysee6996
      @andysee6996 9 місяців тому +7

      Mark Zuckerberg's problem isn't that he's dumb, he was smart enough to help make Facebook. His problem is that because he made Facebook and turned into a social media monopoly, he convinced himself that he is both mentally and genetically fit to be a techno emperor. It should also be mentioned that there were probably several dozen other groups trying to beat him to the Facebook punch and thousands of people who knew something Facebook-esque was around the corner. Mark was just ruthless and charismatic enough to convince us all to use Facebook.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 9 місяців тому +1

      And I think Brad Jones/The Cinema Snob reviewed every 365 Days flick.

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 9 місяців тому

      ​@@louisduarte8763 Oh yeah, I loved how on one hand he was so amused that Netflix had unadultered smut, but on the other hand he was bored out of his skull with everything else.

  • @moon993
    @moon993 9 місяців тому +27

    I've been waiting for this episode of Cinematic Excrement for a few years. Finally, it has been released.

  • @joshfacio9379
    @joshfacio9379 9 місяців тому +11

    14:45 thats not a fade out, thats the cameramans pov as hes falling asleep then jolts back awake.

  • @joshuabell7761
    @joshuabell7761 9 місяців тому +14

    Oh no. God bless you, Sean. You're going to need all the help you can get.

  • @ryanrobotham7696
    @ryanrobotham7696 9 місяців тому +5

    ".666"
    And now I miss when you used to play hard rock and heavy metal over your end credits. Thanks, UA-cam Copyright!

  • @SlyDante
    @SlyDante 9 місяців тому +19

    In fairness, I should point out that the Razzies weren't really cheating by nomination Absolute Proof and Music, despite coming out in 2021, as they were merely following the Oscars: Indeed, in response to the COVID-19 pandemic & the delay of the ceremony, the Academy changed their deadline that year from from December 31, 2020 to February 28, 2021. And as the Razzies billed themselves as the anti-Oscars of sorts, they played along by the new rules as well. Notably, with the Academy also allowing for streaming films at that year's Oscars with looser guidelines, this Razzies also began to allow streaming films this year, the Razzies followed suit there as well (hence Absolute Proof & 365 Days getting nominated), and have actually kept allowing streaming films since then, although they don't require any sort of theatrical release as well.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 9 місяців тому

      It is very convenient though given making 'Absolute Truth' the worst picture would be very topical in early 2021 but by the 2022 ceremony no one would have cared.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 9 місяців тому +27

    Just when I thought there couldn't be anything worse than Music - which SOOOOOO offended people with autism like me on the DEEPEST LEVEL IMAGINABLE and Sia could ROT IN HELL for all I care!!! - apparently I was proven wrong, and fortunately the Smeghead comes to the rescue to make the experience far more entertaining, undeniably at the cost of his own sanity, which remains at least half if not wholly intact.

    • @Macrochenia
      @Macrochenia 9 місяців тому +8

      And for an extra layer of awful, it sounded a lot like Sia manipulated the kid into taking the title role.

    • @FillmGeekOfDoom
      @FillmGeekOfDoom 9 місяців тому +3

      Rest easy. That movie seems to have TORPEDOED Sia's career. She hasn't put out any new songs since and, if she did, they don't seem to have charted. The only song of hers that got major radio play was Unstoppable, and that was because it was used in an ad.

    • @MrGared22
      @MrGared22 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Macrochenia Yeah, the way she talked about Maddie Ziegler... _yeesh._
      Honestly I still cannot believe that was an actual movie, it looks more like the Simple Jack movie from Tropic Thunder that mocked exactly those kinds of movies.
      Edit: I wrote that last part right before seeing Sean made that exact same comparison.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 8 місяців тому +2

      An ableist movie with the most pretentious title I’ve seen this far.

  • @Falconer22
    @Falconer22 9 місяців тому +31

    Republican here. I don't cancel ppl for having different political opinions. Why would I? Love your videos, Sean!

    • @lutherheggs451
      @lutherheggs451 9 місяців тому

      Literally nobody does. That's just something that the "special" usually MAGA moron types pretend in some sad attempt to turn themselves into some sort of martyr.
      The only "republicans" that generally run into that problem are the lower IQ ones like James Woods, Scott Baio etc. who want to constantly fart out their political opinions to anyone and everyone as if anyone actually wants to hear them, to the point that it becomes problematic and people just don't want to deal with them at that point. People like TIm Allen and Tom Selleck who are both republicans have zero issues getting work constantly.

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому +4

      I really hope there’s more good ones like you out there.
      I also really hope that doesn’t sound condescending.

    • @chrismartindale7840
      @chrismartindale7840 9 місяців тому

      Well this review shouldn't piss off real Republicans. Lindell, Trump, and his cult are actually Fascists.

    • @TheRoxBox99
      @TheRoxBox99 7 місяців тому +2

      I believe there are plenty of good Republicans out there, I know a couple myself who are absolutely great people. It's just that the loudest voices hold the worst opinions, and that's what gets played on the news 24/7.

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 7 місяців тому

      ​@legofan7499 yeah it is a shame.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 9 місяців тому +12

    This... urgh... "docu-movie" is essentially a 2-hour version of the exceprts from J. Jonah Jameson's podcast that occasionally pop up in the Insomniac Spider-Man games. The difference is that those excerpts are only a few seconds long and are actually entertaining.

    • @eamonndeane587
      @eamonndeane587 9 місяців тому +5

      Helped by the fact that Darin De Paul is one of the Best J Jonah Jameson voices we've ever had.

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@eamonndeane587and J.K. Simmons is the perfect J. Jonah Jameson PERIOD

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 9 місяців тому

      I don't want absolute proof that the 2020 election was stolen! I want pictures of Spider-Man!

    • @erikdaniels0n
      @erikdaniels0n 8 місяців тому +3

      I love how in those games and when they brought JJJ into the MCU in No Way Home, they basically made him a parody of people like Alex Jones and Mike Lindell

  • @yogisie
    @yogisie 9 місяців тому +17

    Thank you for talking over the insanity, Sean! We don’t need to hear garbage coming from these insane people.

  • @Stephen-to7jx
    @Stephen-to7jx 9 місяців тому +18

    It's called the Stockholm Syndrome.

    • @gamestation2690
      @gamestation2690 9 місяців тому

      Isn't The Taming of the Shrew also a story about Stockholm Syndrome?

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby 9 місяців тому +15

    I've seen some gross "romance" stories where the relationship is basically Stockholm Syndrome, but geez. I'm glad I never heard of 365 Days before. I suppose you'd have to be that sick to make a movie worse than Music. (Watch the Musical Hell review if you want to find out how vomit-inducing that movie was.)

  • @Sonamyfan875
    @Sonamyfan875 9 місяців тому +12

    This is going to be a painful episode to sit through. Can't wait for the comments to be vicious to me as well!

    • @jeremyallen5974
      @jeremyallen5974 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, this dude has sucked ass ever since he brought his political stance onto the show

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 9 місяців тому

      Not at all! I expected it to be painful as well but turns out it has great replay value.😊

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 9 місяців тому +10

    Only two episodes of this Worst Picture marathon left to go
    And I can’t wait to hear Sean tear into the Razzie’s questionable decisions over the last two years

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 9 місяців тому +1

      What do you think he'd think of Blonde? I thought it was pretentious and mean spirited, but the book was well known so I'm decisive about what's intended or not.

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@kingamoeboid3887I wanted him to take on 2000 Mules, but The Razzies had enough of his shenanigans

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 9 місяців тому +1

      Two movies, dealing with two famous women icons, butchered in the worst ways possible, both appearing on Netflix.

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 9 місяців тому +1

      @@antibishonenThe last few years have been Netflix’s dark age (for lack of a better term). Between all that and cracking down on password sharing (in ways that only screw over the ones overpaying for it).

    • @chrisscanlan1533
      @chrisscanlan1533 9 місяців тому

      If he does an episode every couple of months which is not unusual for Sean, he could cover the 2023 winner shortly after the ceremony.

  • @helenhewison2472
    @helenhewison2472 9 місяців тому +9

    I think Sia probably hasn't seen Tropic Thunder otherwise this mess probably would've been avoid.

  • @jkfecke
    @jkfecke 9 місяців тому +7

    As we all know, the Libertarian Party official slogan is "Actually it's called ephebophilia."

  • @KenHeslip
    @KenHeslip 9 місяців тому +5

    He forgot about the zero between "absolute" and "proof" .

    • @antibishonen
      @antibishonen 9 місяців тому

      Before & After. Good one

  • @roberttreacy8271
    @roberttreacy8271 9 місяців тому +4

    Another great review, Sean. Can’t believe you’re almost done with your Razzie Worst Picture Project.

  • @frankm.2850
    @frankm.2850 9 місяців тому +5

    Given the finger that Artemis Fowl gave its source material, yeah, it definitely should’ve been nominated.

  • @Fatamorgana420
    @Fatamorgana420 9 місяців тому +5

    Thank you again, Sean, for taking another one for the team.

  • @tristanhartup4936
    @tristanhartup4936 9 місяців тому +26

    1:34 I've been saying that ever since looked up the list of nominees that year, it was such an obvious choice, critics hated it, fans of the books hated it, newcomers hated it, general movie fans hated it, but yet not a single nomination, and for those who said that maybe Disney payed off the razzies voters not to nominate it, A - you really assume Disney would gave away their money for something? B - One of the 2022 worst picture nominees was the live-action Disney Pinocchio movie, clearly the razzies had no issue nominating movies from that company.

    • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
      @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 9 місяців тому +1

      Definitely! It was so bad. They took Artemis' backstory anmd yeeted it out the window. He's not supposed to be a good guy, damnit. When my daughter and I started reading the books, we were about a chapter or so in when she said, "Wow, he's really not a nice guy, is he?" Granted she was young at the time so she couldn't call him a shitty person but the point stands. He was supposed to be a super-villain.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 9 місяців тому

      Typical of the Razzies to overlook obvious choices.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 9 місяців тому +1

      I think Disney, or any studio for that matter, has better things to do than pay off Razzie voters...

    • @magnatcleo2043
      @magnatcleo2043 9 місяців тому

      @@sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 Didn't they also kill off Artemis's mom in the movie too? If so, they would have to seriously rework the plot of, if I'm remembering correctly, the sixth book. Of course, that's assuming they make any sequels.

    • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
      @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, they did kill her off. A neat trick if she's supposed to have twins later in the series. I guess they just couldn't live without giving him a dead parent. @@magnatcleo2043

  • @NebLleb
    @NebLleb 9 місяців тому +3

    As a man who is Centre-Right... This video is a total banger!

  • @BradyKaynee
    @BradyKaynee 9 місяців тому +4

    I believe that Lindell didn't accidentally stumble his words when he said "Mark Zuckabutt"... I think he did that on purpose.

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 9 місяців тому +6

    The Pillow Guy film. Oh no.

  • @atticusshadowmore3263
    @atticusshadowmore3263 9 місяців тому +5

    365 days is bad and offensive but as an Autistic person I found Music to just be hateful, as in literal hate crimes level of hateful.
    #GetAutismSpeaksLabeledAsAHateGroup

  • @theleap2946
    @theleap2946 9 місяців тому +26

    I could have gone my whole life not knowing this existed. I know the My Pillow sucked at being a pillow and Lindell sucked as a human being, but I didn’t know he also sucked at trying to be a journalist. This has got to be some cosmic bingo game or something.

    • @DeetotheDubs
      @DeetotheDubs 9 місяців тому +7

      My card doesn't have the "sleazy salesman turned conspiracy nut and lunatic political pundit" square.

    • @fisheyenomiko
      @fisheyenomiko 9 місяців тому +4

      @@DeetotheDubs Change "political pundit" to "politician" and that description could fit Trump, as well, actually.

  • @BrandonCroker
    @BrandonCroker 9 місяців тому +4

    Genuinely shocked this video hasn’t gotten taken down by Lindell. I heard he’s very stern about people not using footage from this movie anywhere.

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 9 місяців тому +5

    We eating good content tonight bois

  • @eamonndeane587
    @eamonndeane587 9 місяців тому +5

    Murray Bartlett should play Mike Lindell in an SNL sketch.

    • @demizson576
      @demizson576 9 місяців тому +3

      Since Powers Boothe is sadly deceased, and Dabney Coleman is too old for the role, I think you might be right.

  • @Lost-Lilim
    @Lost-Lilim 9 місяців тому +3

    If this look has made anyone curious, the podcast God Awful Movies did a long look into both Absolute Proof and the sequel Absolute Interference. If you're wanting more info and okay with profanity, check them out.

    • @catsmom129
      @catsmom129 9 місяців тому

      Yes! I was thinking of them while I was watching this.

  • @grimreads
    @grimreads 9 місяців тому +2

    365 days should make cinema history for the line "are you lost, baby girl?"

  • @tenebrousoul9368
    @tenebrousoul9368 9 місяців тому +4

    Fudge yeah! I love you, Sean.

  • @rafterman1701007
    @rafterman1701007 9 місяців тому +4

    This is like if a Neil Breen character made a docu-movie.

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 9 місяців тому +4

    I saw the reference to that Olsen twins joke John Oliver made. Kudos

  • @nazaryteliatynskyj8785
    @nazaryteliatynskyj8785 9 місяців тому

    Love the branching out! Keep up the great work! A+++ on the humor factor as always!!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 9 місяців тому +6

    *Mark Suck-a-Buck* is the finest nickname ever! Nice going, Mike

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 9 місяців тому +3

    Lindells conspiracy theories are so ridiculous and insane even Roland emmerich wouldn't make a movie about it. It's already a disaster.

  • @jorgea8518
    @jorgea8518 9 місяців тому +2

    You're almost there Sean, just a few more movies and your quest to review every Worst movie since 1980 can finally end. I really admire your commitment, a lot of people on youtube tend to start a series and don't finish it because they got sick of it or just bored and wanted to do something else, but not you, you started something and want to see it to the end, and in a good/professional way which is why I really enjoy your reviews. Keep up the good work.

  • @gametheorymedia
    @gametheorymedia 9 місяців тому +6

    I suspect the Wachowskis wouldn't sully themselves enough to even BOTHER with suing the likes of Lindell; they come across as fairly decent sorts...and going after Lindell's cheap little 'Matrix'-leeching would be a little too close to, like, kicking a skunk or something o_0

    • @DrZuluGaming
      @DrZuluGaming 9 місяців тому +5

      Why republicans always stick to The Matrix, a movie with so many trans allegories that it is the most LGBT friendly cyberpunk movie ever?

    • @psycher7
      @psycher7 9 місяців тому +1

      @@DrZuluGaming Because they're dumb and uncreative. As someone who has listened to over 800 episodes of Knowledge Fight, do you have any idea how many scifi movies I've heard Alex Jones reference? And almost every time I just want to be like, "dude, this is aimed at YOU. YOU are the villain here."

  • @multilad816
    @multilad816 8 місяців тому +4

    Absolute Proof isn't a movie nor a documentary, it's a glorified rant video disguised as a podcast

  • @RichardWatt
    @RichardWatt 9 місяців тому +7

    Didn't Mike Lindell make a cameo at the end of that anti abortion movie?

  • @Spanishdog17
    @Spanishdog17 9 місяців тому +3

    Mike should stop selling pillows because he needs something to cry into at night.

  • @hollylong2660
    @hollylong2660 9 місяців тому +3

    Why are you still awake at 2am.... because Sean uploaded a new video. Tf is sleep

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 9 місяців тому +6

    what the religious/family movie was to the 80s, the political movie has become for the 10s and 20s, it would seem; ever present, ever awful

  • @wackyvorlon
    @wackyvorlon 9 місяців тому +2

    You want to make 365 Days into an interesting story? Make the woman a serial killer. The kidnapper’s henchmen start disappearing, and it slowly dawns on him that *she* is the dangerous one.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 8 місяців тому +1

    Finally finished getting caught up on all CE episodes. Cant believe i didnt discover this guy earlier! (I blame UA-cams Algorithm) Looking forward to whats upcoming now. Thanks for the laughs Sean!

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 9 місяців тому +3

    Cinematic Excrement Drinking Game: Take a shot every time you see a middle finger given to the camera. Experienced players might live to see the halfway point of the video.

  • @curtism.revisseubert2512
    @curtism.revisseubert2512 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for the timely and smooth Letterkenny reference.

  • @Derah_OG
    @Derah_OG 9 місяців тому +4

    Yeah, Lindell is not a conman (At least not in the traditional definition of the word). He's a true believer and he 100% fully and wholly believes every single thing he's said.
    His interview with Jimmy Kimmel was hilarious to watch but it left it pretty clear that he firmly believes what he says. If anything, I can't help but feel slightly bad for the guy. His obsession with the orange lardo has ruined him. Financially, politically, and socially. And he's still going.

    • @esbenm6544
      @esbenm6544 9 місяців тому +1

      Mike Lindell would be a tragic figure if he wasn't so unlikeable.

    • @samwill7259
      @samwill7259 9 місяців тому +1

      It's hard to figure out which is worse
      Whether he's bullshitting on purpose
      Or if he's just that stupid

  • @Charlie_Loves
    @Charlie_Loves 9 місяців тому +5

    Btw anyone in Florida who has elderly loved ones please help them ensure that they’re registered under the party they consented to. We are having a lot of 60+ year olds complaining that their party affiliation was switched to Republican without their approval.

    • @robertknight5429
      @robertknight5429 8 місяців тому

      How can a democracy actually have voters officially registered to one of two "official" parties? Surely it's essential to keep parties unofficial and separate from the state?

    • @Charlie_Loves
      @Charlie_Loves 8 місяців тому

      @robertknight5429 I agree that it hurts our bipartisan goals, but that's how it's always been. In my opinion, all voters should be independent, and closed primaries should be abolished nationally.

  • @pelgervampireduck
    @pelgervampireduck 9 місяців тому +4

    I remember a coworker described 365 days as the best thing ever and "so romantic!". WTF?? what's wrong with people?!!!. 50 shades was bad enough but the concept of 365 days is even more insane. My guess is it's "romantic" only because it's a rich good looking guy that does it, so that fact somehow blocks the rest of the horrible idea in some people's brains and the only part they register is "the girl got the good looking guy" and they go "awww".

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 9 місяців тому

      Because God forbid, ugly people can't be romantic.

    • @SomeRPGFan
      @SomeRPGFan 9 місяців тому

      maybe she fastforwarded through most of the movie and only watched the sex scenes and the shopping montages.

    • @kingamoeboid3887
      @kingamoeboid3887 9 місяців тому

      My older sister showed me this back in 2020. I’ll show her In The Realm Of The Senses (1976) as payback.

  • @haraldwucher6822
    @haraldwucher6822 9 місяців тому +2

    I think, "Absolute Proof" was the only time, the razzie foundation was totally wrong about the "worst picture".
    "Absolute Proof" is not a feature film or a documentry. It's more like a broadcast. A bad one? Of course.
    But even if this had been shown in theaters, it would not fulfil the standards of a movie ...

  • @VenusDeMilitant
    @VenusDeMilitant 9 місяців тому

    Love it Sean! Thank you for your uncommon sense!

  • @lilyofthevalley2048
    @lilyofthevalley2048 9 місяців тому +5

    My aunt- whom I love dearly despite the fact that she’s a crazy Trumpster- was one of those who believed the election was rigged, and my question to her was always, “If the Democrats rigged the election, don’t you think they would have made sure they had an overwhelming majority in both chambers? Don’t you think McConnell and Graham would have been the first people they’d make sure weren’t re-elected? And don’t you think they wouldn’t have left control of the Senate hanging by a thread and dependent upon two races in a historically red state?”
    I doubt I actually got through to her, but she did (eventually) stop, at least publicly, claiming the election was rigged. Now she’s all about how Trump is innocent and he’s so much better than Biden. Eventually, it gets to a point where I have to say, “Whatever helps you sleep at night.”

    • @Torterra625
      @Torterra625 9 місяців тому +2

      I think your aunt needs to up the dosage on her meds. They’re clearly not working.

  • @WiiDSRebeL
    @WiiDSRebeL 9 місяців тому +2

    Fun fact - the sequel contains an audible fart 😂

  • @lostinthemasses
    @lostinthemasses 9 місяців тому +5

    The number of the beast is actually 616 and a mistranslation is the only reason why why think it was 666. Yet somehow all these super hardcore Christians who claim to be "bible literalists" still don't know this.

    • @lostinthemasses
      @lostinthemasses 9 місяців тому +1

      @@user-ns9ji8vp8k Yeah how ridiculous is that?

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark 9 місяців тому

      Do any of them say both numbers mean the same beast?
      Asking as a non-religious man.

    • @DeetotheDubs
      @DeetotheDubs 9 місяців тому

      I'd wager most don't know that demons are just angels that made a choice to back the "wrong" horse.
      Frankly, after Job, Lucifer Morningstar looks like the nice one.

    • @lostinthemasses
      @lostinthemasses 9 місяців тому

      @@daelen.cclark 666 wasn't in the bible so it doesn't actually stand for anything. The "beast" in question is Lucifer.

    • @lostinthemasses
      @lostinthemasses 9 місяців тому

      @@DeetotheDubs Most "Christians" never even read the Old Testament and just assume Lucifer is some equally-powerful anti-God.

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 9 місяців тому +3

    I haven't seen Absolute Proof, 365 Days or Artemis Fowl. But my 10 worst films of 2020 were
    10. Monster Hunter
    9. Black Water Abyss
    8. Mulan
    7. Brahms: The Boy 2
    6. Fantasy Island
    5. The Postcard Killings
    4. Dolittle
    3. Follow Me
    2. Force of Nature
    1. Hillbilly Elegy

  • @hadleyberman7433
    @hadleyberman7433 9 місяців тому +3

    In *some* fairness to the Razzies, they were mostly following that year's Oscar guidelines that also extended the qualifying movies to February 2021.

    • @jamesatkinsonja
      @jamesatkinsonja 7 місяців тому

      I do think it highlights the 'click bait' nature of the event as this was very topical in early 2021 but if they had to wait until 2022 to include it, no one would have cared.

  • @MichaelKilley
    @MichaelKilley 9 місяців тому +2

    Here we go with another cinematic excrement episode!

  • @chelmrtz
    @chelmrtz 9 місяців тому +2

    Every time you call him a pillow peddler I hear pillow pet

  • @nicksoapdish157
    @nicksoapdish157 7 місяців тому +1

    The Golden Raspberry's Awards had so many other movies that came out in 2020 they could have put on here instead of "Absolute Proof"and "Music". "Assassin 33 A.D.", "Antebellum", "Faith Under Fire", "John Henry", "The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson", "Love, Wedding, Repeat", and "Bobbleheads : The Movie".

  • @tylerfish2701
    @tylerfish2701 9 місяців тому +2

    It's almost done. Just 2 more films and the journey's at it's end.

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 9 місяців тому +2

    I have never heard of this so called "movie". All the ither nominees I've heard of. Absolute Proof, had absolutely no clue it existed.

  • @jimminybunkwhack5706
    @jimminybunkwhack5706 7 місяців тому +1

    By using "documovie" he's basically admitting that it's more fictional "movie" than factual "documentary"

  • @TheFLAMEXD
    @TheFLAMEXD 8 місяців тому +3

    Even though it's not on the Worst Picture Project, I think you should take a look at Kangaroo Jack and not just because it's a terrible movie. But also, the behind-the-scenes info is fascinating. They tried to hard to make a dark comedy into a family-friendly movie and the end result has such tonal dissonance. You have a movie that's too kiddie for adults, but also too adult for kids.

  • @lenkajunova7419
    @lenkajunova7419 9 місяців тому +1

    Finally 😀 I was craving for some new cinematic excrement episode 😅

  • @COREcasual
    @COREcasual 9 місяців тому

    I loved this. Thank you

  • @berliozophile
    @berliozophile 5 місяців тому +1

    Glad you're feeling better, so many I know are dealing with covid over the holiday, what is up with that?

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 9 місяців тому +2

    The sad thing about Lindell is:
    He ACTUALLY seems to believe his nonsense.
    Most Republicans don‘t. They just lie because they want to keep their career going.
    But Lindell seems to be fully, honestly as deranged as he acts.

  • @MedicineMundy
    @MedicineMundy 9 місяців тому +2

    Nothing. Absolutely nothing:
    Mike Lindell: LET ME TELL YOU THE *REAL* TRUTH ABOUT-!

  • @AmishParadise27
    @AmishParadise27 9 місяців тому +2

    After Sean is done with all the Worst Picture reviews, I would like to see him rank them all from best to worst.

  • @walkerpantera
    @walkerpantera 5 місяців тому

    i appreciate your alphabetized dvd set up. i also thoroughly enjoy your videos, simple and to the point, no ads and incredibly humorous.

  • @nahomgirma5095
    @nahomgirma5095 9 місяців тому +2

    Odd question here Sean but, out of ALL the movies you have seen that won Worst Picture, which includes ones from 1980 to present day, which one would you say was the worst? The one that has no redeeming qualities, and can't even be enjoyed in a so bad it's good way like The Room or Sharknado.

  • @josephsimpson8501
    @josephsimpson8501 9 місяців тому +3

    If Mike is just acting stupid (and I don't actually thin k he's acting) then he deserves an Oscar, not a Razzy. What a performance! I could actually feel my IQ dropping .75 of a point with every sentence he spewed.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 9 місяців тому

    Where have you been, Sean? Welcome back! 😀
    Also, I love your show’s alternative title

  • @TracedaBassman
    @TracedaBassman 7 місяців тому

    All of this footage of Lindell will be used in a documentary about him one day. BTW when you gave Lindell the “Double Dragons” the third or fourth time I knew I had to subscribe. 😉 Keep up the good work!

  • @frankieseward8667
    @frankieseward8667 9 місяців тому

    Congrats on 40k.

  • @KyleNorty
    @KyleNorty 9 місяців тому +3

    I'll say this in the "movie's" favor, it does a good job in making the person watching it feel like they are spiraling into insanity. Most good movies can't even do that.
    Also yeah, this shouldn't count for the razzies and 365 Days was the worst of the nominees.

  • @gracekim25
    @gracekim25 9 місяців тому

    Always excited for a new episode, Sean 😊
    Wait are we approaching the end of this series then?😅

  • @VirgoMEP0604
    @VirgoMEP0604 9 місяців тому +2

    No Sean you did not scare off this Republican as a matter of fact I do actually value your cinematic opinion. Your common sense is also appreciated.

  • @alexklepp6479
    @alexklepp6479 9 місяців тому +2

    As someone who has not seen Absolute Proof and doesn't plan to, I agree that it doesn't really qualify as a movie. I think the Razzies picked it for the same reason Bush and his cronies won in 2004 and Trump and Kellyanne Conway won in 2018. Taking potshots at the Republican Party except for the fact that this awards show is supposed to be about making fun of bad movies. As you said in your 2nd Look of Catwoman, if you hijack your own awards show for this reason, then they don't mean anything, not that they ever meant anything at all.

  • @beatrixmiller9396
    @beatrixmiller9396 9 місяців тому +5

    I promise the socialists are still here for you Sean

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN 9 місяців тому +3

    I think the only people who knew Artemis Fowl was bad were the people who knew the books. Everyone else was meh about it.