I made $9,000,000,000,000,000 selling fruit that no one wants

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  • I scammed the world with fruit.
    This is the ultimate fruit factory, no one is selling fruit as well as I am.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Fruit Factory Idle
    Music provided by:
    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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  • @hippo5748
    @hippo5748 4 місяці тому +335

    Fruits listed in this video:
    Oranges
    Apples
    Peaches
    Watermelons
    Green Oranges - (lime)
    Wagon Wheels - (coconut)
    The Nose Fruit - (pear)
    The Oval Fruit - (melon)
    Green Shower Heads - (kiwi)
    Red Shield Fruits - (strawberry)
    That one - (lemon)
    The Mushroom We Find In Mario That's Either Gonna Make Us Big Or Small - (pomegranate)
    Hope that helps

    • @Kas_Styles
      @Kas_Styles 4 місяці тому +6

      Thanks

    • @fuzzy5792
      @fuzzy5792 4 місяці тому +11

      Could not figure out the melon, thank u

    • @sctjkc01
      @sctjkc01 4 місяці тому +25

      To be fair: he called watermelons "shower heads" to begin with...

    • @pencilbender
      @pencilbender 4 місяці тому +2

      Thanks for that. Really helpful!

    • @PinkyGTagRRFnafBS
      @PinkyGTagRRFnafBS 4 місяці тому +4

      Oh no, I’m learning the DangerouslyFunny vocabulary!!! Someone help me!!

  • @CertifiedKingOfDrip
    @CertifiedKingOfDrip 4 місяці тому +497

    watch DF call a lime a green orange is too funny 😂

    • @kristianmills4210
      @kristianmills4210 4 місяці тому +4

      I agree

    • @ItssMitch
      @ItssMitch 4 місяці тому +5

      He's not wrong though

    • @HugoStuff
      @HugoStuff 4 місяці тому +23

      One might even say dangerously

    • @maxn2009
      @maxn2009 4 місяці тому +10

      A coconut is a wagon wheel

    • @simoneo.448
      @simoneo.448 4 місяці тому +7

      @@maxn2009and the kiwi a green shower head

  • @soupwizard
    @soupwizard 4 місяці тому +121

    Cut my fruit into pieces, This is my conveyor belt

    • @BrainrotOf87
      @BrainrotOf87 4 місяці тому +17

      Corporation, so greedy

    • @user-ej4eq5im4r
      @user-ej4eq5im4r 4 місяці тому +8

      I hate that I immediately got the reference and sang it in my head.

    • @tomekk4003
      @tomekk4003 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@user-ej4eq5im4r i hate that i thought you would follow that rythm with you comment 😂

    • @voidgames645
      @voidgames645 4 місяці тому +1

      Haha that’s what I thought in my head too lmao

    • @user-ej4eq5im4r
      @user-ej4eq5im4r 4 місяці тому +3

      @@tomekk4003 You're welcome

  • @CestMagnify
    @CestMagnify 4 місяці тому +33

    Mans really said "this is the first time I have seen fruit" and stuck to the bit

  • @UrLocal420Dealer
    @UrLocal420Dealer 4 місяці тому +44

    "Cut it into a billion particles, put it in a brick and sell it" sounds oddly familiar

  • @Qeisama
    @Qeisama 4 місяці тому +162

    Imma call Strawberry "Shield Fruit" now 😂

    • @Starhawke_Gaming
      @Starhawke_Gaming 4 місяці тому +3

      And the "Mario mushroom" was a pomegranate

  • @tim.dedopulos
    @tim.dedopulos 4 місяці тому +71

    I like these videos because they tell me soothing lies about more work meaning more money, while still being horrifying ultracapitalist ad-sales spamware.

  • @swiggityy_8465
    @swiggityy_8465 4 місяці тому +48

    You sound recharged :) glad to have you back!

  • @BarryTGash
    @BarryTGash 4 місяці тому +83

    I think you'll find Apple was the first to become a trillionaire from fruit...

    • @Arson_Assassin
      @Arson_Assassin 4 місяці тому +1

      They are not trillionaires yet

    • @turtlesrule4562
      @turtlesrule4562 4 місяці тому +1

      r/woooosh

    • @funky555
      @funky555 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Arson_Assassinin 2009 yes lmao

    • @eveescastle5866
      @eveescastle5866 4 місяці тому

      I think the banana republic beat them to that

  • @robberoftheelfs2466
    @robberoftheelfs2466 4 місяці тому +10

    “I’m gonna be the first to make a trillion off fruit” -DF
    The banana republic “😮”

    • @nightmaretoothless
      @nightmaretoothless 9 днів тому

      The thing that's funnier is that a banana is a berry lol

  • @sarinbaby
    @sarinbaby 4 місяці тому +3

    df so glad you’re back!

  • @jarnold0124
    @jarnold0124 4 місяці тому +3

    Happy that DF is back from his vacation 😊

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 4 місяці тому +25

    These games keep on getting crazier and crazier. I enjoy watching you play these games nonetheless. Hi DF.

  • @StupidKey
    @StupidKey 4 місяці тому +14

    "nose fruit" ain't that a pear or sum?😭

    • @BarryTGash
      @BarryTGash 4 місяці тому +2

      Just a euphemism for Bolivian marching powder.

    • @StupidKey
      @StupidKey 4 місяці тому

      @@BarryTGash i have no idea what that means but thank you anyways

    • @chobies5383
      @chobies5383 4 місяці тому

      ​@@BarryTGashCocaine?

  • @plague_doctor-scp-049
    @plague_doctor-scp-049 4 місяці тому +9

    i like it how you always post vids while i am in my taxi coming home from school. i always watch them on my phone but cant subscribe or comment as i have no account, but rest assured i always watch your newest videos and you will always be the best and most funny youtuber ever🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

    • @damionjones8092
      @damionjones8092 4 місяці тому +3

      How did you comment here then?

    • @plague_doctor-scp-049
      @plague_doctor-scp-049 4 місяці тому

      @@damionjones8092 this is my laptop at the time of my comment i was home

  • @user-ne4uz3gs9r
    @user-ne4uz3gs9r 4 місяці тому +8

    15:11 he just realised it was a strawberry😂

  • @Spinozillosaur
    @Spinozillosaur 4 місяці тому +17

    You definitely are definitely dangerously funny

  • @Bedroom91017
    @Bedroom91017 4 місяці тому +31

    i can tell your voice changed, DF

  • @joshua_J
    @joshua_J 4 місяці тому +4

    I'm just glad you are back and it's not just compilations. Please keep posting regularly.

  • @joshpittman1982
    @joshpittman1982 4 місяці тому +15

    Green orange shall be what I call limes from now on.

  • @TheUnmovableWall
    @TheUnmovableWall 4 місяці тому

    When DF is the only available video for lunch time needs instead of RCE

  • @rileyquinn974
    @rileyquinn974 4 місяці тому +14

    I love how he doesn't call any of the fruits after the orange what they are XD Just really weird names love the Green Showerhead, it's a really tasty fruit. "Buy the Red Shield Fruit also known as a Strawberry"... No, no DF it's a Red Shield Fruit now

  • @BennyLlama39
    @BennyLlama39 4 місяці тому +3

    DF: "This is getting complicated already, so try and pay attention."
    Me: Not that complicated... Intern covered this a few weeks ago. 😀

  • @NoxLumen7
    @NoxLumen7 4 місяці тому +6

    I look at the comments for 10 seconds and he's tripled his money

  • @falsehope4421
    @falsehope4421 4 місяці тому

    This was more fun to watch then it has any right being XDD

  • @anxietyhigh1573
    @anxietyhigh1573 4 місяці тому +1

    Would love to see you play palworld I think it a game right up your alley. Would love to see what things you would get up to with the pals

    • @GABEofNEWCASTLE
      @GABEofNEWCASTLE 4 місяці тому +1

      There's already a video out of him playing it

  • @Nscarnaut
    @Nscarnaut 4 місяці тому +2

    You know what DF, I do think we won the clicking game today

  • @Poyoxs
    @Poyoxs 4 місяці тому

    I love gts to your videos there just so satisfying

  • @Galax5549
    @Galax5549 4 місяці тому +14

    It pains me that DF knows what a lemon is but not a lime.

  • @ItzButterYt
    @ItzButterYt 4 місяці тому

    “Time for apples”-DF me- WHAT DEM APPLES 😂😭🤣

  • @diggydiggyhole-fan
    @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 місяці тому +2

    4:22 "A Penetrated fruit is a valuable fruit". Excuse me?

  • @Chara_Dreemurr1
    @Chara_Dreemurr1 3 місяці тому +1

    When life gives you lemons... Call them yellow oranges and sell them for triple the price!

  • @khristineg6201
    @khristineg6201 4 місяці тому

    Yayyy DF is back 😼

  • @NFordham
    @NFordham 4 місяці тому

    It took 2min for df Togo from orange apple...I think this is a peach.... shower head green orange... now that's comedy right there 🤣

  • @yohoho7717
    @yohoho7717 4 місяці тому +6

    Coconut is wheel fruit almost killed me..... 🤣

  • @jacobkerner2593
    @jacobkerner2593 4 місяці тому

    It is 2am and im yelling things like "thats a freaking lime/ coconut/ pear"

  • @Dream-fy9he
    @Dream-fy9he 3 місяці тому

    I almost fell asleap laying in ned watching this lol

  • @jaysonburgerson6521
    @jaysonburgerson6521 4 місяці тому

    Selling less for more, just like grocery stores shrinkflation. Pretty accurate I'd say.

  • @kasaix_yt
    @kasaix_yt 4 місяці тому +1

    wooh never been this fast before yay!!

  • @RedNinja115
    @RedNinja115 4 місяці тому +1

    Hm, I never knew I had all these fruits names so wrong all these years😂

  • @somedudeonlineidk
    @somedudeonlineidk 4 місяці тому

    can i just say one that was an apricot and two the amount of pain this has caused me is immesurable (i can confidently say all of those fruits are in my local grocery store including Chinese gooseberry kiwifruit or as df said green showerhead)

  • @ballisticbee6001
    @ballisticbee6001 4 місяці тому

    I truly can't tell if DF actually can't figure out what fruits these are at the start and just call them weird names or if it's just a bit to call everything besides Orange a strange name

  • @ericay-nf6zu
    @ericay-nf6zu 4 місяці тому

    I love your vids

  • @ColdGecko-jn7sg
    @ColdGecko-jn7sg 3 місяці тому

    the fact that df called pears triangle fruit

  • @bentonjones3000
    @bentonjones3000 4 місяці тому +2

    He doesn't even know what 70% of this fruit is called. 😫😖

  • @TheKaos90
    @TheKaos90 3 місяці тому +1

    Did you actually drop a subtle Kentucky Ballistics reference there in the middle of your video ?

  • @gwts1171
    @gwts1171 4 місяці тому +1

    That mushroom looks like a bell end.

  • @bryanwood5406
    @bryanwood5406 4 місяці тому

    I wonder if that "im the easter bunny" qas improv with the way he was laughing

  • @avalonvt
    @avalonvt 4 місяці тому

    The triangle fruit?
    My brother in Christ that's a pear.

  • @Alex_bloxx
    @Alex_bloxx 4 місяці тому

    Great vid

  • @voidgames645
    @voidgames645 4 місяці тому

    10:56 no it’s the red shower he’d get it right 🤣

  • @coconutshook
    @coconutshook 4 місяці тому

    as a fruit myself, im glad we're getting people to know that we sell for a lot of money 🥵

  • @Omega_thehusky
    @Omega_thehusky 4 місяці тому

    oooo shiiiiii your back!

  • @aubrilesse
    @aubrilesse 4 місяці тому +1

    This is the earliest I’ve been omg…

  • @chaosdestructionlove
    @chaosdestructionlove 4 місяці тому

    "Green orange " 😂

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky 4 місяці тому

    Green Orange: SAY MY NAME.

  • @SabitResulUnal
    @SabitResulUnal 4 місяці тому

    bro called a pomegranate a mushroom

  • @rickyburnall
    @rickyburnall 4 місяці тому

    Keep up work

  • @claireradke7029
    @claireradke7029 4 місяці тому +2

    Do one of us need to teach DF about fruit or am I just believing his shenanigans?

  • @huginnandmuninn4865
    @huginnandmuninn4865 4 місяці тому

    If you love hard fruits enough they all become shower heads

  • @xXxAl3xutzuxXx
    @xXxAl3xutzuxXx 10 днів тому

    I cried laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rodrigojulio3561
    @rodrigojulio3561 4 місяці тому

    Df do you only play these type of games ?

  • @eugenedonaldson4972
    @eugenedonaldson4972 4 місяці тому

    Green orange?? You mean a lime😂

  • @KANNA-CHAN
    @KANNA-CHAN 4 місяці тому

    a yes the famous green orange

  • @WeiseGuy91
    @WeiseGuy91 3 місяці тому

    DF, knows math percentages without a thought. Also can’t identify basic fruit.

  • @WingBeatZ
    @WingBeatZ 4 місяці тому

    You hade me at "PP button"

  • @NoahMcDonnell-jf7po
    @NoahMcDonnell-jf7po 4 місяці тому +1

    "its pp time" DF 2024

  • @Wgtz
    @Wgtz 4 місяці тому

    You realize it’s a lime and not a green orange 😂

  • @user-ne4uz3gs9r
    @user-ne4uz3gs9r 4 місяці тому

    df just makes up names for the fruits. he probably already knows them but the icons for them are kinda confusing

  • @pencilbender
    @pencilbender 4 місяці тому

    0:27 just like my unrelated uncle used to do

  • @GenTheFurredArtist
    @GenTheFurredArtist 4 місяці тому

    I'm sorry, hearing DF say PP made me chuckle a bit.

  • @gianinosahetapy976
    @gianinosahetapy976 4 місяці тому

    Sorry DF, Steve Jobs is the first Billionaire by Selling Fruits, Apple

  • @markardolei8657
    @markardolei8657 4 місяці тому

    Limes for god sake LIMMMMESSSSSS!!!!!

  • @aaronwarner2114
    @aaronwarner2114 4 місяці тому

    “It’s a green orange” so a green then?

  • @darenself635
    @darenself635 4 місяці тому

    Just played this yesterday.

  • @NoahGooder
    @NoahGooder 4 місяці тому +1

    this game is suprisingly short (also the pristige does nothing)

  • @kittyphom
    @kittyphom 4 місяці тому

    5:03 hmmmm cheeseburger

  • @smuppetdoesstuff
    @smuppetdoesstuff 4 місяці тому

    YOu have to auto click the oranges with 100B

  • @A-And-I-
    @A-And-I- 4 місяці тому

    Nine quadrillion dollars is a decent amount of money.

  • @Sammi238
    @Sammi238 4 місяці тому

    Ok so what I’ve learned is DF doesn’t know fruit.

  • @beaconJr64
    @beaconJr64 4 місяці тому

    play gun shooting game where you shoot gun at (fake) targets to get money and then get some more prestige points(pp) that boost your xp and money gain

  • @cyrussoh1608
    @cyrussoh1608 4 місяці тому +1

    Green orange 💀💀

  • @andrewfraser7818
    @andrewfraser7818 4 місяці тому

    9.0e15 is another way of saying that number

  • @the.ropro-gamer
    @the.ropro-gamer 2 місяці тому

    Where can you get the game

  • @arthlorenznapula1796
    @arthlorenznapula1796 4 місяці тому +1

    aint first but aint last

  • @CosmosYY
    @CosmosYY 4 місяці тому

    Hi DF 😀

  • @user-ds1vc9tk8w
    @user-ds1vc9tk8w 4 місяці тому

    Can we get a list of all the fruit by their actual names?

    • @user-ds1vc9tk8w
      @user-ds1vc9tk8w 4 місяці тому +1

      Orange, Apple, Apricot, Watermelon, Lime, Coconut, Pear, Papaya, Kiwi fruit, Strawberry, Lemon, Pomegranate👏👏👏

  • @loganbrunson1379
    @loganbrunson1379 18 днів тому

    Wrong wheel = coconut
    👃 = pear

  • @jamielinck9498
    @jamielinck9498 4 місяці тому +2

    Before 1 hour gang
    👇

  • @kristianmills4210
    @kristianmills4210 4 місяці тому

    I like your videos but can you do more videos

  • @Mochio-dx9ts
    @Mochio-dx9ts 3 місяці тому

    I call "Dollars" Doll Hairs Better name

  • @modernstylz118
    @modernstylz118 4 місяці тому

    Lime: 🚫 green orange: 🤌

  • @prestonpaskin8803
    @prestonpaskin8803 4 місяці тому

    Palworld max out when?

  • @ized88
    @ized88 4 місяці тому

    Damn the view numbers in the first hour tanked 😢

  • @mohammadbekdash4162
    @mohammadbekdash4162 4 місяці тому

    Imagine anyone understands the jojo reference in this vid

  • @zombieblaster5754
    @zombieblaster5754 4 місяці тому

    where did you get this game?

  • @skulduggerypleasantt
    @skulduggerypleasantt 4 місяці тому

    pomegranate = mario mushroom??

  • @deathorlife8703
    @deathorlife8703 8 днів тому

    Yoo I played this at my school

  • @drowsycannon5179
    @drowsycannon5179 4 місяці тому

    game?

  • @DynamiKobra
    @DynamiKobra 4 місяці тому +1

    Pear=nose fruit