Weekend Update: Pete Davidson on Cyber Security and Gay Porn - SNL
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- Pete Davidson talks about the importance of secure passwords and how he explored whether he's gay through watching gay porn, concluding that he's not gay and had to do this segment to prove it to his girlfriend. [Season 40, 2015]
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“That was your BEST thinking?”
“..it was really good weed..”
“Aha”
That's me in a nutshell😂
@@mooshyrooms9935 thats me in the corner
@@julianfernandezduca2196
Thats me in the spot. Light.
I'm on a Pete marathon and I can't stop laughing help me
Edit: guys this was an year ago stop replying same
J.O. kee me too
Natalie Dwyer haha same here
Also me, lol
meee
Lol same here
I'm from Utah and Colin looks like every closet-gay return-missionary who gets married to a girl a month after meeting her. Definitely a gay 10
@@willhelmberkly3025 Until the 'secular ass hats' nail the LDS church for embezzlement and tax evasion for buying a strip mall with nontaxable income. The LDS church is run like a financially corrupt casino
That's a scarily accurate description.
@@UnusualSocks Bring it on. The LDS Church cultivates a climate of fiscal responsibility which is magnified one hundred times over by their dedication to the promotion of pro social and cooperative behaviours. But I imagine that you would instead prefer to place your trust in an Atheistic government which finds no inherent conflict of interest between the vivisection of children while in the womb and the maintenance of a productive society. Good call.
Willhelm Berkly I’m a pro-life Catholic and all I’m saying is that using non-taxable income from a mandatory 10% tithe which is already pretty immoral to buy a profitable strip mall is a great example of tax evasion. Also horsing tens of billions of dollars in a massive gold heap for your corrupt leaders to do God knows what with under the guise of a ‘relief fund’ seems both extremely sketchy and the opposite of generous. Also, a government which prints ‘In God we trust’ on everything, has ‘One nation under God’ in its pledge of allegiance and built on the principal that all rights come from God and it is the duty of the government to protect them can hardly be called ‘Atheistic.’ Just because the US isn’t run by a corrupt inner circle of polyamorous cultists doesn’t mean it’s Atheistic. The concept of religious freedom is important to Americans.
@@UnusualSocks The religious institution you belong too is run by a Homosexual Communist who controls one of the most complex fiscal systems in all of human history. Glass houses my friend.
“out of respect”
No reply wow
@@hungrye2494 a like is a replay and they for almost 4 thousand likes
As a gay guy, I can attest that Colin is indeed a gay 10
niggaplease47 i do
niggaplease
@niggaplease47 lmfao HA Gaaaaaay
Hahhaa
What the fuck
This is straight fire. Stoner logic is running through him haha
I love stoner logic
420th like
How fitting!
KittyBear great job
#stonerlogic
Pete is probably the only straight person who’s gay jokes are actually funny
Mark normand
Ann f so right!😂👍👏
@@majedsolaimani9040 you mean Kevin Hart???
Scruff Looking Nerve Hurter or maybe this person just hasn’t watched those comedies. It’s honestly that simple.
Well john mulaney
"You've seen gay people. They're beautiful!"
Oh my gods. I'm a freak of nature.
You're probably not
Your sexy
Alright pick-me person
You are indeed
Wait, you're telling me that Pete Davidson watched the Stud Horse franchise and then a few years later ended up choosing a horse petting rehab facility while high? That was definitely not a coincidence.
Lol....that was the one I watched right before this
He was high. He probably didn't see the ironic coincidence in that.
I love Pete on Weekend. He doesn't even have to play a character. The crowd is dead sometimes because he's got such a unique and awkward delivery.
"The Expendables" sort of flew under everyone's radar in that sketch.
That's why I don't usually make movie reference jokes with friends that aren't cultured 😂
Yeah, I don’t have a clue as to what it is
We'll, since it didn't fly under yours, it didn't fly under everyone's radar
What year ru N 1980 “flew/went over their head”
They laughed harder when he said it so it didn't fly under anything.
I'm like the opposite of gay. I don't mean straight I mean gross
@mellamosean 😂😂😂😂
We love our straight gross king
Ahaha
👍
This dude is the most refreshing SNL member since Kirsten Wiig. This dude is fire everytime. I have been sleeping on Pete Davidson man.
Just to check whether you were gay?
@hopeless yeah, I bang pete once every few years just to check whether I'm still straight. It's important to know yourself
Wait did you just write this update so your girl friend wouldn’t think you were gay?
Pete: Pete Davidson everybody!
I lost it 🤣
"You're like a straight 8 and a gay 10." Definitely lost it there..
To me Pete's way hotter than Collin.
@@audreymuzingo933 Can’t help but agree there. I love Colin, but at the same time Pete’s personality is just so lovable and charismatic and so that makes him super attractive 😍
@@jellycow6198 Yes his personality certainly seals the deal, but even if I just saw photos of the two and knew nothing about them, I would find Pete more attractive. I like 'weird' and Pete has that look going on in spades, while Collin looks more like 'clean-cut churchgoer' or something, LOL!
Pete Davidson everybody!
Those two guys are dating Scarlett Johansson and Ariana Grande now
At the same time?
they're sharing
They go to Paris often?
woahhhh RIP
Aiden Erickson not anymore
“It was a really good weed” thats epic 😂😂
cant speak for gay dudes but petes definitely a straight 8
As a gay, I can honestly say that Pete is a gay 10
Joe Kerr straight 1000000
As a gay pete is 8
Nah. He's a straight 7
@@cnsmooth on his best day a gay 6 but he's had some pretty bad days and on those he's a gay 3
Colin's definitely a gay 10, and I'd say a straight 9, I mean, I'd hit that!
Chicken Permission dude is now with Scarlett Johansson 😂
Have you seen old Colin with a beard? Someone posted a picture from his college days or something and he looked great.
@@Ashleyvr-cw2yn I think you mean younger
Colin responding : *blushing* don’t
Colin is a gay 6 and a straight 5 this dude is not hitable
Pete talking about Leonardo DiCaprio is actually me
At 0:58 I guarantee Pete wrote that on purpose bc that's a line directly out of Wolf of Wall Street when Donnie "Jonah Hill" says he would get with his cousin "ya know outta respect"
Another reason why Pete's my favorite 👍
OH MY GOD YOURE A GENIUS
“A straight five and a gay one”
Pete: You’re beautiful.
Colin: Don’t.
XD
2:30
Pete: "but i didn't like any of them so..."
Dude in the audience: "oh :( "
I'd totally date Pete
Tony Wang good name
Tony Wang so would Ariana grande
too late
Your name is very close to being “Tiny Wang”
y r u geh
Bro incognito tabs come on
It was good weed tho
Pete's not very smart. Plus, he was high.
"YOURE BEAUTIFUL!"
"dont-"
I love how they call him to talk on a certain topic and every time he strays away to a completely different one.
Yeah it’s so funny, like the time when he had to talk about something and he ended up just talking about how jealous he was that Colin and Michael git to host the Emmys
Why is the snl outro _so fucking loud_
and the sketches so fkn low...
Didn’t Colin say ‘How are you?’ And Pete just went straight into his bit
Yes! I noticed that right away, Pete Davidson just knows how to make you laugh. It's instinctive with him
Colin and Pete working together is my favorite.
So true I love them together 😝 They’re hilarious 🤣
if you incorporate Pete's personality with his good looks, he a straight 7-8 and a gay 3-4 only because he is right. Most gay guys are gorgeous
bi quirk and then there's me
bi quirk lol what planet do u live on? Take me with you!
Yeah it’s pretty sad that he thinks he’s ugly, he’s definitely not a 5
come on,pete,you are not that bad,at least gay 4
He’s a straight 11 bish
He’s gay 8 def maybe 9
Bro why does Pete's jokes always not hit the audience? He always seems to get a bad crowd but, they cheer the fuck out of him and he's clearly the best at the roasts. Smh underrated comedian
“that was your best thinking”
“it was really good weed”
i felt that
That implies you do weed.
he's really a gay 10
BAT he is ,yeah.
pete and colin have amazing chemistry i love it 😭🖤
Pete’s arms are so long omg
greendonut100 yeah I gotcha, i know a few very tall lanky guys myself. He does rock it very much. Love him💗
@greendonut100 I mean he does walk like an old man.
there are two types of people
Long boy.
He is 6.3
His smile is soooo cute
For some reason I believe everything he said has actually happened to him.
Trust me, Pete. You have a place in the hearts of some gay men lol
I’m in love with Pete Davidson
We need more of Pete Davidson.
“No, don’t give him that”
But Colin he’s absolutely right
Pete: "You are beautiful!"
Colin: "Don't."
I've been watching Pete's videos for about 3 hours non stop !!!
Two guys from Staten Island, crushing it.
Watching just a bunch of Pete is making my day
He's not wrong. Colin is a gay 10
This is one of the best SNL skit for a while since Andy & Lonely Island left ...
I like how some people before and after would have their own characters for the news parts but when Pete Davidson is on he’s just Pete Davidson
Yeah I agree it’s fun and it just makes sense because Pete Davidson doesn’t really need to be someone else to be funny, cause he’s hilarious by himself 😄
I swear if anyone said half the stuff pete does it would feel offensive but this dude-
man just love this guy he’s hilarious
I love how they've worked Petes strengths into the show. He might crack in sketches but damn is he funny
"That's easy for you to say; you're like a straight 8 and a gay 10."
Pete, I'm dyin'! FUNNY SHIT
I noticed how Pete’s right eye isn’t closing all the way when he blinks
Oh so *that’s* why Pete and Ariana broke up!!
"I'm just listening to other pop stars to confirm I'm not into them.
I'm doing this for you"
Me: Those aren't Pete Davison's arms!!
Also me: Ahhh, it's 2015...
Omg yes I forgot that he didn’t always have all the tats
The way that he has the exact same voice and humor but looks like a total child is so funny to me
I'm super gay for Pete no joke
His smile at 1:34. You know he felt happy about that joke.
pete is the absolute more adorable human omg
Tbh as a gay man, Pete isn't a 1. Most people find him ugly...I'm that rare breed of humanity that finds him fairly attractive. Maybe a 6 or 7. But yeah Colin is definitely a gay 10 lmfao
thx for that clarification ^^
he has had some high-profile girlfriends, tho.
I haven’t watched SNL in years. I’ll start watching again because of Pete Davidson. He’s a riot!
was he high in this? lol
Vanessa Acosta Hernández probably, he was smoking weed for years
the answer is yes lol
He says he smokes weed every time before a show bc it's more enjoyable for him
Yes and it doesn’t matter which update
Alloy_Agony he hasn't smoked in a long time now. But back then he was.
Pete looks like he finally got his 8 hours of sleep
“I’m the complete opposite of gay not straight gross” that is going to be my quote when I leave school.
Pete is cute :)
Are you gay or something
@@diamondgamebeats8826 that's the point dummy did you not watch the video
@@p4uli30 r u gay
@@diamondgamebeats8826 no im just not stupid like you
@@p4uli30 wow what a comeback geez
Pete is a straight 8 in my book and his personality makes him a 10 tbh
He blinks one eye at a time. Damn
As a gay guy I'd give Pete an 8, colin is definitely a 9-10
Davidson is pure gold.
I absolutely love him. He is so hilarious.
Sexuality is fluid you can be mainly attracted to women. But then a guy walks by and catches your eye. That is completely normal. I hope we keep on this trend of normalizing fluidity in sexuality in our society
He's like a strait 9
I cant stop watching Pete 😂😂😀😂😂
Colin: an 8
Also Colin: marries Scarlet Johansson
Colin is a 10 gay or straight🤣
I like Pete from the moment I saw him the first time. I thought he was funny, right off the bat. And idc what anyone said I love him I wish him the best 🤩. #1fan. 💙
Pete Davidson so real, so charming
Definitely agree with the gay 10. 😍😍😍😍
“He’s like a straight 8 and a gay 10” the way he’s exactly right 😂😂😭😭
Pete is literally so underrated
mr robot is here
"He's a straight 8 and a gay 10." Yeah, he's a Seattle Cap Hill 10 for sure :P
I'm not gay at all but I can acknowledge that Colin is a good lookin dude
0:59 holy shit, I don’t know if that quote from Jonah Hill’s character in wolf of Wall Street was intentional but if it was that’s amazing.
1:14 this joke has me gasping for breath
I can't wait until Pete hosts Weekly Update.. 😂
I fucking love the both of them, the way Colin cracks up at Pete 😂
Pete is so f#%king adorable!
1:40 that Colin Jost
I love me some Pete Davidson!!
We do love him very, very much
I binge Pete videos on SNL alot and I have never seen this one before.
Nah, Colin's a straight 10 too
😂 "It was really good weed!" 🤣
Self deprecating humor is always the best
Gonna miss you Pete!
That man is marrying Ariana grande
Woah.... we need to take a breather here
Anf the other is with Scarlet Johansson
not anymore lmao
OOF
Was
tattooless pete is like seeing your teacher on the weekend.