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  • @Tytotius
    @Tytotius 7 років тому +2545

    "I have 6 intelligence. I know what I'm doing."

  • @louie5647
    @louie5647 5 років тому +1281

    I love how the salesman is just Matt Mercer with a mustache

    • @InnerUtopia
      @InnerUtopia 5 років тому +78

      I like to think that every NPC is just Matt Mercer with various physical features.

    • @szylaj
      @szylaj 5 років тому +27

      @@InnerUtopia you changed my critical role expirience forever....

    • @Khailward
      @Khailward 5 років тому +25

      @@InnerUtopia Alura is just Matt Mercer with a feminine body. Face and hair is exactly the same.

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 роки тому +8

      No, it's just Matt Mercer. Nothing changed, other than perhaps a messily done make-up.

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 4 роки тому +4

      Every character matt voices in some alternate timeline is just him in differentshapes, but the same face and hair, very time

  • @zuzumcilvain5145
    @zuzumcilvain5145 7 років тому +3813

    Some people honestly think that Travis is one of those players that doesn't care about roleplay and just loves to roll in combat. I pity those people who don't understand how amazing he is at playing D&D. I'm not talking about just him being able to play comically stupid, I mean the fact that he's willing to go above and beyond and anti-metagame by doing things he knows are disadvantageous to himself as a player for the sake of character realism. And he does it without hesitation.

    • @frknspacewizardbrett6044
      @frknspacewizardbrett6044 7 років тому +293

      Truly, he manages to pull off a character with an intelligence of 6 perfectly.

    • @thevoidbeckons
      @thevoidbeckons 7 років тому +102

      Honestly the only person in their group better than him is Matt, imo.

    • @lukecarroll4052
      @lukecarroll4052 7 років тому +20

      Jake M. What... Are you?

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 7 років тому +14

      You know that by using the meme you're just as cringy as the fans right?

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 7 років тому +10

      I like Rick and Morty. I don't, however, think it is anything massively cerebral. I do, however, find people like you amusing because you act smug and superior over an assumption you make that is irrelevant to my point. Which is that the meme is more cringeworthy than the fanbois, because it shows how much of a little snowflake you are. :3

  • @Lordofcookiejars
    @Lordofcookiejars 8 років тому +3625

    I love how he instantly shuts down the metagaming attempt.

    • @Bartoc1988
      @Bartoc1988 8 років тому +275

      I am always happy when players do that :3

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 7 років тому +5

      Do explain?

    • @Braincleaner
      @Braincleaner 7 років тому +310

      Travis who played Grog, knows more about whats going on than grog the character does, but only plays the game with the knowledge that grog would have. There's several times in the game where travis is becoming frustrated by the groups over planning/thinking/talking a situation but won't say "we should be doing XYZ" because Grog has an Int of 6 and wouldn't come up with that plan.

    • @Gustav_Kuriga
      @Gustav_Kuriga 7 років тому +4

      Braincleaner I was speaking of Sam.

    • @kinglink21126
      @kinglink21126 6 років тому +96

      Braincleaner I think most of the times Travis acted outside of Grog’s intelligence was because he was annoyed with the party’s planning

  • @IJVin
    @IJVin 8 років тому +1205

    The way the potion seller silently sticks out his hand with no expression is the best.

    • @TheCart54321
      @TheCart54321 7 років тому +45

      Ian he knows deep down
      Don't question his stupidity, just take the deal

    • @bradyking9884
      @bradyking9884 6 років тому +20

      The fact that it reminds me of Matt Mercer with an evil goatee makes it even better for me

    • @TaitRo1018
      @TaitRo1018 6 років тому +20

      Lmao ive watched this episode and matt actually holds out his hand with a straight face and its fucking perfect

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 4 роки тому +236

    I like how his little list says "Vex stuf... NO Touch!" and right under it is the dragon bits he ends up selling.

    • @bmalloy0
      @bmalloy0 3 роки тому +13

      To be fair, Grog can't read...

  • @not2shabby
    @not2shabby 8 років тому +1305

    This is one of Grog's greatest moments, for sure.

    • @Loser-lh8di
      @Loser-lh8di 8 років тому +16

      One of the greatest moments period.

    • @greatnatebolton8805
      @greatnatebolton8805 7 років тому +9

      not2shabby nope. when he head-butted the giant for drinking all his ale.

    • @samstone1445
      @samstone1445 7 років тому +4

      To be fair, she/he said "one of".

    • @greatnatebolton8805
      @greatnatebolton8805 7 років тому +3

      Page Book shit...sure did....my apologies

    • @river7874
      @river7874 5 років тому

      It's definitely up there. For me, I enjoyed his conversation with Craven Edge in the outhouse, as well as the birth of the Grand Poobah's signature dish; GoFiBePo.
      If I'm being honest, Grog has had a TON of epic moments throughout campaign one.

  • @bcn1gh7h4wk
    @bcn1gh7h4wk 8 років тому +609

    the moment will come when devil vex says "kill them.... kill them all...." and angel percy pops up and says "please do... painfully...."

  • @GodBear97
    @GodBear97 5 років тому +64

    The scene where Grog tells Vex he bartered all proud only to realise he went in the wrong direction was so pure and amazing

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 4 роки тому +37

    0:08
    "A thousand? Is that just about above like...four?"
    "uh, sort of...?"

  • @Bellandora
    @Bellandora 8 років тому +289

    I like how he tries to offer a Orc head.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 роки тому +3

      i mean, if it's worth putting a bounty on...

  • @rayanderson5797
    @rayanderson5797 8 років тому +192

    "Ugh! Everyone's breaking things and spending all our money!"
    -Vex

    • @Anduril74871
      @Anduril74871 5 років тому +23

      I like Vex'ahlia, but I find it ironic that a woman who has dedicated her life to hating dragons...HOARDS LIKE A DRAGON.

    • @Sam-il2ff
      @Sam-il2ff 5 років тому +11

      @@Anduril74871 think like the enemy

    • @PhantomFox77
      @PhantomFox77 5 років тому +21

      @@Anduril74871 Of course she hates dragons, they have a bigger hoard than she does and that simply won't do! ;)

  • @AccioNox
    @AccioNox 8 років тому +459

    The Angels at the ear is a nice touch. You are extremely talented, I loved this so much. Thank you for this, what must've been an incredibly taxing work.

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 4 роки тому +1

      "You're not there!"

  • @xtxownage
    @xtxownage 7 років тому +401

    "How about you give me all 14 of those dragon teeth, and two blood vials"
    How about I give you 14 dragon teeth and 3 blood vials
    "deal"

    • @KnightofFunnyJunk
      @KnightofFunnyJunk 3 місяці тому

      See what Grog is not telling the salesmen is that all of those teeth and scales are from all the different formerly alive members of the Chroma Conclave
      >This tooth right here used to belong to Brimscythe. Concaved his skull in with my ax
      >Now this shattered skull right here? This belonged to Umbrasyl.
      >This little doosy right here belonged to Vorugal, watched a Demon from Hell tear him to pieces before he was impailed with a Tree
      >Havent quite killed Thordak yet but lemee tell you, he's next.

  • @serena3841
    @serena3841 6 років тому +101

    "Potion seller, I am heading off to battle and I need some of your finest potions"

  • @jadesfire7219
    @jadesfire7219 2 роки тому +22

    I love how grog only knows numbers when its inconvenient for the party.

  • @alyssa-star
    @alyssa-star 4 роки тому +29

    I love the "Me Stuf" vs "Vex Stuf NO Touch!" Truly a great touch!

  • @Aplasticjones
    @Aplasticjones 8 років тому +82

    Its a great day when a new Vox animated video shows up on my feed!!! Another stellar video! Keep up the great work!

  • @RPGtourguide
    @RPGtourguide 8 років тому +65

    Grog is an expert negotiator.

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 7 років тому +534

    Order of the Stick anyone?
    "How much for this magic belt?"
    "6000gp"
    "ill give you 8000"
    "...done"
    "YAY IM THE BEST HAGGLER EVER!"

    • @2tired2p1
      @2tired2p1 6 років тому +25

      While Haley goes “NOOOOOOOO”

    • @jasonp7091
      @jasonp7091 5 років тому +18

      @@2tired2p1 Haley said she had included an "Elan tax" for that exact reason

  • @Drezzek01
    @Drezzek01 3 роки тому +4

    I always liked the idea that Grog is so stupid and bad with numbers he doesn't actually know that 3 is more than 2 and thinks he got a great deal in the end.

  • @shadowmage1988
    @shadowmage1988 8 років тому +25

    Moments like this is why I love Grog

  • @Vyndil
    @Vyndil 8 років тому +40

    I just discovered this show a few weeks ago and just recently got to this scene. I honestly was laughing so hard; everyone's reactions were priceless.

  • @valderhide1674
    @valderhide1674 8 років тому +148

    I think it goes without saying. we need a percy vex bathtub scene

  • @johnowen5662
    @johnowen5662 3 роки тому +23

    Wait, if grog can only count to 4, how does he know there are 14 dragon teeth? My only guess would be that someone else told him there are 14 and somehow he has remembered

    • @boiboh2954
      @boiboh2954 2 роки тому +7

      yeah it's not a word that has any meaning to him. it would be like if someone told him "you have Montana dragon's teeth"

    • @doolenny9458
      @doolenny9458 2 роки тому +3

      He prob just new the word that’s why he just said all the dragons teeth

  • @johncasey7063
    @johncasey7063 Рік тому +2

    I really admire Travis's dedication to the bit. I would risk my characters' lives, but *never* their money.

  • @aaronbrungardt2917
    @aaronbrungardt2917 Рік тому

    That was so in character; I couldn't believe it when I watched it live. What's amazing about the cast is how quick they are about coming up with these little responses to situations. Just impressively witty and fun to watch.

  • @GuruMat8
    @GuruMat8 8 років тому +1

    I love these so much. Thanks TJ Sohre!

  • @Samellon
    @Samellon 8 років тому +2

    I love these, thank you so much for making them XD always make me laugh!

  • @deebea6364
    @deebea6364 7 років тому

    I have been binge watching all Critrole animated videos on UA-cam haha these are awesome :) more please!

  • @Xune2000
    @Xune2000 8 років тому +116

    How about the time Vex was made to pay a while 30 gold for a book, despite her best efforts.

    • @Anduril74871
      @Anduril74871 5 років тому +2

      That was fantastic, served her right. Though, to be fair...that's pretty darn expensive since most common folk who would be buying books would probably be making 30 gold a month if not less lol.

    • @brandondennis5166
      @brandondennis5166 5 років тому

      @@Anduril74871 Yeah, but unless you have access to duplication spells, books need to be written fully by hand...

    • @shaderax_storm6165
      @shaderax_storm6165 5 років тому +3

      5th edition 1 gp is enough to feed a person well for a month! The average person would probably never see actual gold coins

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 4 роки тому

      Yeah, gold pieces are for the aristocrats and the merchants. The average medieval laborer is paid in copper.

    • @crazyscotsman9327
      @crazyscotsman9327 4 роки тому +3

      @@Anduril74871 To be fair the book was quite literally about Legendary Artifacts, sooo ya. It'd be extremely expensive to just have any knowledge on something like that.

  • @markthaed7095
    @markthaed7095 8 років тому

    This is fucking gold. Liked and subbed. I hope you keep animating hilarious moments!

  • @Jouleside
    @Jouleside 8 років тому +15

    The hands make Grog look like Winnie the Pooh I love it

  • @Dan-qy6zv
    @Dan-qy6zv 4 роки тому +1

    This both made me super happy as a roleplayer, and fucking furious as a person who likes getting cheaper deals.

  • @TerGar1000
    @TerGar1000 8 років тому +1

    Love these so much!

  • @kyleallen1442
    @kyleallen1442 6 років тому +23

    I love Travis's awesome role playing skills. Another good example to reflect what anti-meta gaming is my group and I were roaming along some hillsides and the DM had the group roll a perception check. Everyone made it except me and so they felt a slight rumbling in the ground and heard marching, but I asked the DM if I could use my passive perception to see if I noticed they stopped marching. He said yes and so my character turned around and shouted back at them, "WHY DID YOU STOP?!?" I then proceeded to get ambushed by a group of orcs who heard me and charged over the hill I was near the top of.

  • @delaneyklutes
    @delaneyklutes 8 років тому +9

    pfft percy and vex shoulder angels

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 8 років тому

    That was an amazing episode. That, plus Tyriok and the old lady pet seller were gold.

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 7 років тому +56

    Travis slept on the couch that night :P

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 7 років тому +16

      Probably not, but he sure did the time he made Trinket run through the room full of lightning traps.

    • @Karak971
      @Karak971 5 років тому +1

      Darren Grimes I think you’re projecting a bit my guy

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 5 років тому +5

      @@darrengrimes7372 As soon as you use the word "cucks" you lose all credibility.

    • @josephmort4039
      @josephmort4039 5 років тому +2

      @@jpumbaa1 I heard Laura got Trinket's little mini character sheet out and made him apologize to it in his Grog voice.

    • @enigma1326
      @enigma1326 4 роки тому

      To be fair on the Trinket aspect. That is pretty much borderline animal abuse

  • @cade110794
    @cade110794 8 років тому +49

    What does Percy/Taliesin say at the end when he's over Grogs shoulder?

    • @TJSohre
      @TJSohre  8 років тому +122

      'what would Vex do'

    • @Tamaki742
      @Tamaki742 8 років тому +16

      TJ Sohre _Percy, why are you facepalming? I don't know you're even expecting from her, man._

  • @Baraz_Red
    @Baraz_Red 6 років тому +4

    Although I have a hard time playing high intelligence and wits, playing little intelligence is hard! Grog is an inspiration to us all :P

  • @henrymatsuda9829
    @henrymatsuda9829 3 роки тому +1

    Lol what he sold was under the "No Touch" on his list.

  • @noobnumber8alt492
    @noobnumber8alt492 4 роки тому +2

    this is from c1 ep22

  • @1AmGroot
    @1AmGroot 4 роки тому +2

    That is exactly what a 6 intelligence character would do.

  • @IPIay01
    @IPIay01 2 роки тому

    This is what I am going to reference when ppl say Barbarians have nothing to do outside of combat.

  • @CelticRider84
    @CelticRider84 7 років тому +7

    I have six intelligence, I know what I'm doing.

  • @bonfiyre
    @bonfiyre 8 років тому +51

    Starts at 1:06:25 on the episode

  • @FiresideAngel
    @FiresideAngel 8 років тому

    This was awesome! Great job!

  • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
    @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist 6 років тому +3

    I just finished the first campaign, I’m really going to miss Grog and Scanlan, The two of them were hilarious, and Percy added to the humor once in awhile also.

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 5 років тому +3

    I've never seen someone haggle themselves out of a deal XD Grog you tried (tho granted it's way better than 6k gold pieces anyhow)

  • @jordandavenport5784
    @jordandavenport5784 3 роки тому

    For those curious, in the episode its at 1:06:46

  • @Taalsman
    @Taalsman 5 років тому +2

    God bless Grog.

  • @ViperVixen420_69
    @ViperVixen420_69 2 роки тому

    Was that Angel Percy popping up with the "What Would Vex do?"

  • @Rockswamp28
    @Rockswamp28 4 роки тому

    Three. Take it or leave it.

  • @Opmehoofd
    @Opmehoofd 7 років тому

    love it! this one was the bestest!

  • @MmeHyraelle
    @MmeHyraelle 5 років тому

    YOU'RE NOT THERE *slap the angel vex* epic.

  • @Lenny-ue8hk
    @Lenny-ue8hk 4 роки тому

    Grog doesn't know how to count or read but knows exactly how much of everything there is lmao

  • @EightThreeEight
    @EightThreeEight 5 років тому +1

    "...Done."

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 6 років тому

    I love the jiggling head animation

  • @raswartz
    @raswartz 7 років тому +2

    LOL @ "vex stuf no touch"

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 5 років тому +1

    classic grog..

  • @Kalah_
    @Kalah_ Рік тому

    "Vex will be so proud of me..." :D

  • @Waynimations
    @Waynimations 8 років тому

    I love this!

  • @PalhacoCapitalista
    @PalhacoCapitalista 8 років тому

    very nice animation!

  • @Artameful
    @Artameful 5 років тому

    i fucking died when grog counted that way, and held up 5 on his hand instead of 4, holy shit
    Wait i'm stupid, he only has 4 fingers...

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy 6 років тому

    i LOVE that scene! XD

  • @jennessabeckett3949
    @jennessabeckett3949 6 років тому

    This tells everyone to never let the Goliath makes sales

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 4 роки тому

      or at least slip him a Fox's' Cunning first

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 7 років тому

    Grog is adorable.

  • @demiladegeorge5851
    @demiladegeorge5851 2 роки тому

    I like to see this get animated by Titmouse Productions.
    But nice work.

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 6 років тому

    if he didn't get inspiration for this I'll be disappointed

  • @nerdandproud101
    @nerdandproud101 7 років тому

    the trader looks like matt mercer with 'tashe and goatee

  • @amandadube156
    @amandadube156 8 років тому

    damn, this is genuis!

  • @davidjordal8522
    @davidjordal8522 5 років тому +1

    Need more of these videos. my imagination sucks i need anime.

  • @Louylou187
    @Louylou187 2 роки тому

    What ep cause I dont remember this yet again im almost done with C1

  • @phipp0587
    @phipp0587 2 роки тому +1

    This was also one of the moment when I wanted to actually slap travis in the face, I hated him but I still loves his PC at the same time. Is that weird??

  • @spellhaus
    @spellhaus 8 років тому

    wholesome

  • @1098234567
    @1098234567 5 років тому +2

    Really throw the person you're negotiating with through a loop and counter their offer to purchase your goods by offering then for free... I mean you're just gonna follow them home and steal it back right?... or do only rogues do that?....

  • @Orlovie
    @Orlovie 8 років тому +1

    😂 oh this is the best!

  • @Brooke_Corbyn
    @Brooke_Corbyn 7 років тому +19

    Could you put in the description or title what episode your animations are from? I'm not yet caught up and I'd like to avoid accidental spoilers. Just want to be sure I can safely watch your animations because I love them ^.^

  • @ALPHAOMEGA1500
    @ALPHAOMEGA1500 Рік тому

    That episode link doesn't work.

  • @Wanderingsage7
    @Wanderingsage7 8 років тому

    why is percylin the shoulder angel?

    • @qlipothian
      @qlipothian 8 років тому +4

      Well he can speak celestial.

  • @largehippo2408
    @largehippo2408 5 років тому

    Stonks

  • @lovelykoiboy5039
    @lovelykoiboy5039 5 років тому

    stonks

  • @digitalscott7732
    @digitalscott7732 7 років тому

    What were the people on Grog's shoulders saying?

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 років тому

      Randomchannel57 “don’t tell him that” as in don’t reveal that you’ve got a lot of loot, and “what would Vex do”

  • @TigerlilyWarrior
    @TigerlilyWarrior 8 років тому

    Does anyone know which episode this was from? Such a delight.

  • @Deckysaurus
    @Deckysaurus 4 роки тому

    I would’ve said “ how bout, take only the teeth and you get to keep yours”

  • @flapjack279
    @flapjack279 7 років тому +6

    It's like a guy saying
    "You can have 1 half of the cake"
    And me saying
    "How about you take 9/10s of the cake and my icecream,x

  • @krisbarski4226
    @krisbarski4226 7 років тому +1

    Matt missed a golden opportunity. All the potion seller did was accept a counter offer. Imagine him standing his ground and refusing to haggle with Vex.

  • @EightThreeEight
    @EightThreeEight 5 років тому

    The metagamers are weeping right now.

  • @TaitRo1018
    @TaitRo1018 6 років тому

    Yo im gonna throw up lmfaooooo

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 6 років тому +1

    Vax. The assassin speced rogue is the ANGEL in this piece.
    No, Raven Queen wings do not apply.

    • @patricklyons794
      @patricklyons794 6 років тому

      No Percy was. The Devil was VEX, as she's the more money obsessed one. Even more than the rogue. Hmmmm.

  • @haylox669
    @haylox669 8 років тому

    : D