There is always that blatant disrespect of Africa, mad applause to you Trevor for pointing that out. Not to commend all the bad things in Africa, but you are right, there are also terrible things happening in the West.
I have my suspicions as to if he actually is, a Democrat. He's really a "politician." And the worst kind as he talks out the side of his mouth, and dances around actual answers.
The solution for tax evasion is to give the IRS enough funding to hire people to go find that money and to prosecute tax evaders. Save that guillotine for the people that have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution then have done everything in their power to overthrow democracy. Do you really have one? I have a replica 12th century headsman's axe in the French style myself...our time is coming
Why do a part of me feel like something is going to go wrong in that Bezo spacecraft and we will have a funeral concession of the richest man in the world finally made real history that really shocked the world.
Exactly, he obviously made a huge mistake. Plain and simple. This doesn't make him a terrible person. Never take for granted that your computer is off or mute when you are working. Don't conduct yourself in any way that you would be embarrassed while at work on the computer. If you need to do something questionable go to an entirely different room. Also, for goodness sake wear pants, don't sit in front of fellow employees in your underwear.
I was wondering if anyone else thought about that. I don't think his actions were shameful or in need of counseling. He did well to explain that he wasn't trying to be on camera for that. Him doing the community service is just too appease the people who think that it is shameful.
PLEASE talk about the Genocide in Tigray, Ethiopia that is literally being committed by a NOBLE PEACE PRIZE WINNER (Abiy Ahmed) and a DICTATOR Isaias Afwkerki
@@user-qk7yy8xi3q Hold on there.... Trevor is mine. I've been in love with him since Trevor Noah: African American. That right Trevor, we're fighting over you!!! 😆
You can blame those commercials that played saying "for just a dollar a day you could provide these little kids with food and clothes" I agree with your point though
20:32 Clearly, what you folks mean to say here is, "...and scientists _recognize_ another ocean." I mean this ocean hasn't actually been _found_ because it hasn't been hiding. It's not like we just now discovered Antarctica.
“Hey mom can I go to space next week only for a bit,” - Jeff Bezos “Whos coming” - His mom “A random stranger i’m auctioning to” - Jeph “Fine Jeff but be nice, bring your brother” - His mom “But mommmmmm” - Jeff “Jeph Bezon’s” - Mom “Noooooooo” - Jeph *glares* - mom “Ok, ok” - Jeff
Trevor's been explaining for years that Trump is like an African dictator and there you have a clear example of what Trump would have done if he could. I mean, he did try his best to get back at Twitter but the African dictator just did it much better, lol.
Is it me or anyone else is also thinking to send a flat earther to space it would be amazing to see his belief going down as the rocket 🚀 reaches the space .lol
They'd probably deny that the rocket ever left the ground. They'd denounce everything as "tricks and illusions". But if it did somehow convince them, it would be crazy to watch them start questioning everything they've ever believed. "Maybe trump wasnt actually cheated out of the election 🤔🤯"
@@vincent7213 There is so much wrong with this entire video, tax evasion is not as easy as people think with cryptocurrency all trading platforms like Robinhood have 1099s, the environmental impact is overblown albeit it is there (I am an environmentalist) but there are many cryptocurrencies like Ethereum that are switching to platforms that do not rely on mining, but overall the negativity from the media we are seeing on crytpo is insane and we are not seeing anything positive. I am not a Trump supporter.
Bitcoin is very traceable. It's one of the major selling points and one that is at its core: a decentralized ledger. There is crypto meant to be untraceable but BITcoin ain't it.
You worked hard. You are respectable. You made yourself feel better while not hurting anybody in the process. They need to get off your back. And you have nothing to apologize for.
Cool story.. You are aware combat pay is tax deferred right? If you weren't in combat, don't call your year in Korea or Honduras or some beach in SE Asia a "deployment." Thanks.
@@user-ur4xe5sr6g These Nigerian scammers even in Trevor's comment section. How is it in Lagos fake Trevor who joined UA-cam on the 12 of June this year ?
"Teachers and parents reportedly complained that there were _not_ any _opposing_ views." _Opposing_ views? Opposing views to _what?_ Views opposed to the statement "Black lives matter?" I mean, if I say "Black lives matter," who's going to dare to say, "Actually, they don't?" 🤷
And the sad thing is, someone who says "All lives matter", or "blue lives matter", just can't seem to understand that the point is, all lives CAN'T matter UNTIL black lives matter.
As an Australian I will confidently say that with the exception of our own nation's lunatics, we are all painfully aware of how much worse the US's gun deaths are.
To be honest twitter is dumb. I don't want to see/hear every thought of a person. If it doesn't help your own mental health, than it's destructive to your own wellbeing.
The ban or Twitter in Nigeria is ironic because Jack Dorsey one of the cofounders of Twitter was going to move to Nigeria for a year (he announced in 2019) to work on tech opportunities there. Wonder how his plan is going to play out now.
I like Toobin. People make mistakes. Technically it should have been handled better. Situations like this and people being dressed from the waist-up during zoom calls should not be ostracized. If they wanted to be seen they would start the zoom obviously showing everything. They wouldn’t try to cover up
Sometimes I find Trevor a little too silly and simplistic but then he does something like Bernie on that space flight and it's hilarious. Reminds me that he really can be very funny.
Ahaha...love the last story. if u go 2 his house u'll probably see masking tape covering all the webcams on his pc monitor's, smart-tv's, and even the security cameras..
I was so shocked to hear that CNN reporter's blatant disrespect towards Nigeria, non of that sh#$ had to do with the twitter ban in the country he just wanted to make things sound worse than they are. Thank you Trevor for pointing it out.
So the school removed the book because a few people complaints but millions of people have been wanting to remove confederate statues from public buildings for so many decades with no results.
So glad that Trevor is on the job, has made living in this time a little less taxing😅
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@@user-ur4xe5sr6g shut up fake account
I 100% agree
There is always that blatant disrespect of Africa, mad applause to you Trevor for pointing that out. Not to commend all the bad things in Africa, but you are right, there are also terrible things happening in the West.
Seems since Trevor started hosting we get more world news. Much respect.
I think Africa would be a nice place to visit
@E.T. Phone Home Can you name one country in the world where the government is not corrupt?
Totally loved when he mentioned that!
@@elavke5441 lows i
Something about Joe Manchin that says "Trump".Im just confused how he end up becoming a democrat.
I have my suspicions as to if he actually is, a Democrat. He's really a "politician." And the worst kind as he talks out the side of his mouth, and dances around actual answers.
Democrats are conservatives too. Our “left” isn’t really left. :/
@A P *you’re
At least learn basic 2nd grade English if you want to appear at all worth listening to.
Lots of southern Democrats are legacy Democrats who left the Republican party because they were mad at Lincoln.
@@lre280 Yeah.....sure 🙄
Propublica: the rich pay little to no federal income taxes
Me: *Sharpens my guillotine*
The solution for tax evasion is to give the IRS enough funding to hire people to go find that money and to prosecute tax evaders. Save that guillotine for the people that have sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution then have done everything in their power to overthrow democracy. Do you really have one? I have a replica 12th century headsman's axe in the French style myself...our time is coming
And rub the blade with garlic 💯
This might be my favorite comment thread.
@@therealvirgoqueen6553 Even better, rub the blade with salt & Wasabi!
Let's all start rehearsing Les Mis! We're going to need a soundtrack to the revolution. 😉
Why do a part of me feel like something is going to go wrong in that Bezo spacecraft and we will have a funeral concession of the richest man in the world finally made real history that really shocked the world.
We could only hope
that's hilarious!😂🤣😂
@@liz090833 😆🤣
Bezos should take trump with him...hummmm haaa
Yeah... that would be nice 🙂🙂🙂👖
Wishing Bezos all the best.
Love love when Trevor does African accents. Craving up
*African accents other than his own
Well he is from South Africa which is populated by many foreign nationals from the continent of Africa.
Racist parents are trying to control the kids yearbook. The yearbook is supposed to be about the kids thoughts and what matters to them.
Just proves they still can't see past the end of their turned up noses!
@A P you say that as if they are the same thing?
@A P And we are talking about Florida schools. Kid’s self-expression is being prohibited & the excuse is racism. Stop deflecting & stay on topic.
@@debrahelmlinger6256 They have such STINKING thinking. That's why their nose is turned up.
@A P Hunter Biden for President 2028.
That guy doesn't need counseling or volunteer work, he needs to attend a basic computer skills class.
Exactly, he obviously made a huge mistake. Plain and simple. This doesn't make him a terrible person. Never take for granted that your computer is off or mute when you are working. Don't conduct yourself in any way that you would be embarrassed while at work on the computer. If you need to do something questionable go to an entirely different room. Also, for goodness sake wear pants, don't sit in front of fellow employees in your underwear.
Don't you double check that your phone hung up before you start talking about your crazy friend or mom? Basic
I was wondering if anyone else thought about that. I don't think his actions were shameful or in need of counseling. He did well to explain that he wasn't trying to be on camera for that. Him doing the community service is just too appease the people who think that it is shameful.
Imagine if Elon Musk buys the other ticket🤔🤔
Trevor's Bernie!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Yooo if Jeff gets exploded trying to go to space, we should divy up his stuff.
Everyone who works for him - that makes less than 50k a year - should get an equal share. Instant millionaires!
Is it wrong that this was my first thought also? He and his brother going together, huge risk.
This should be the top comment 🤣
History repeats itself....the richest die in weird ways by the top elites 👀
@@divinediva_ Plot Twist: This is the start of The Fantastic Four: IRL Edition.
PLEASE talk about the Genocide in Tigray, Ethiopia that is literally being committed by a NOBLE PEACE PRIZE WINNER (Abiy Ahmed) and a DICTATOR Isaias Afwkerki
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Hello, write to Trevor through his talent agencies & to Comedy Central - Viacom, too. Blessings, be safe.
@@user-ur4xe5sr6g Ain't nobody got time for that 🤣🤣🤣
This is comedy gold, Trevor! 🤣🤣🤣
Loved your imitation of Bernie Sanders 😂 thankyou Trevor for making us laugh...😘
Hi Eve, I know, he's spot on, huh? 👍🏻💗😊🤗😁😺😚💖
@@Research0digo hi Research yes have barely discovered Trevor last yr and im in 😍🤩💜🖤💜 love LOL!
@@user-qk7yy8xi3q Hold on there.... Trevor is mine. I've been in love with him since Trevor Noah: African American. That right Trevor, we're fighting over you!!! 😆
Skimpiest hoodies lol love it 😂
Your Bernie so spot on!!!
Western media ALWAYS manages to describe African countries in a negative context. As though the US and Europe are sooooo civilized and perfect.
You can blame those commercials that played saying "for just a dollar a day you could provide these little kids with food and clothes" I agree with your point though
Manchin is modern day Benedict Arnold
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He’s probably the kind of Democrat electable in West Virginia.
Well, Bezos has finished his work down here, so it makes sense that up there is next!
Like higher up with the greed per se
We must read about the Tower of Babel
@@bessieking3797 soooo I’m confused what does this story have to do with this?
😂😂😂😂
@@miriamschiro8585 No matter how high in the sky you go. You will never reach the planet called heaven😉😉😊
The joke about how the newscaster introduced Nigeria had me cackling 🤣
that impersonation of Bernie sanders is golden
That Nigerian accent... you nailed it!
20:32 Clearly, what you folks mean to say here is, "...and scientists _recognize_ another ocean." I mean this ocean hasn't actually been _found_ because it hasn't been hiding. It's not like we just now discovered Antarctica.
I guess, if we're splitting hairs.
It's the same ocean with a cool current.
@@RoninMike-DR must be what they are doing
This dude never ceases to surprise me. "Pay me in shiny seashells where I can hear the ocean, so I'll remember this day."
New ocean? What happened to the Antarctic Ocean? I was taught that in elementary school. Hardly new.
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@@user-ur4xe5sr6g lol sad
I really thought everyone knew about the Southern ocean. I saw it on maps as a child. I'm 44 years old. Wth?
“Hey mom can I go to space next week only for a bit,” - Jeff Bezos
“Whos coming” - His mom
“A random stranger i’m auctioning to” - Jeph
“Fine Jeff but be nice, bring your brother” - His mom
“But mommmmmm” - Jeff
“Jeph Bezon’s” - Mom
“Noooooooo” - Jeph
*glares* - mom
“Ok, ok” - Jeff
😂😂😂Trevor is hilarious
Can you imagine a more petty president than trump!? Banning Twitter over deleting a tweet!?
It wasn't him
Worse is the Indian PM, Twitter filed a case against his party for interfering with company’s policy
I'm more upset the CNN guy calling Nigeria all the negative things he probably believes about Africa, 🤬
Trevor's been explaining for years that Trump is like an African dictator and there you have a clear example of what Trump would have done if he could. I mean, he did try his best to get back at Twitter but the African dictator just did it much better, lol.
Let's be real, though. If Trump had the authority to ban Twitter he would have been on it in a second.
Wow! Trevor does a great impression of Bernie Sanders. He sounds just like him.
that bernie impression was on POINT.
So, make them pay back-taxes??? The value of the Anerican dollar would easily TRIPLE!
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Guidance???
I normally don't call numbers of which I'm unaware!
Even when those digits contain an '88'...
How Trevor closes off this episode is proper. Hahaha!
Is it me or anyone else is also thinking to send a flat earther to space it would be amazing to see his belief going down as the rocket 🚀 reaches the space .lol
they would STILLLLLLLLL deny it
"The Earth just looks round from space because of the atmosphere bending the light." -actual argument I've heard
They'd probably deny that the rocket ever left the ground. They'd denounce everything as "tricks and illusions". But if it did somehow convince them, it would be crazy to watch them start questioning everything they've ever believed. "Maybe trump wasnt actually cheated out of the election 🤔🤯"
@Sebastian Sato i’ve heard they think Bill Gates invented Windows, so that’s why they don’t trust em
TREVOR NOAH YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!😅
and that’s how he doesn’t pay taxes
@@RevDrDoo hello Dr Doo what are you talking about ?
@@vincent7213 There is so much wrong with this entire video, tax evasion is not as easy as people think with cryptocurrency all trading platforms like Robinhood have 1099s, the environmental impact is overblown albeit it is there (I am an environmentalist) but there are many cryptocurrencies like Ethereum that are switching to platforms that do not rely on mining, but overall the negativity from the media we are seeing on crytpo is insane and we are not seeing anything positive. I am not a Trump supporter.
Trevor’s Trump voice is the best.
Also, his characterization of Cheeto Twitler as an African dictator has stood the test of time.
Bitcoin is very traceable. It's one of the major selling points and one that is at its core: a decentralized ledger. There is crypto meant to be untraceable but BITcoin ain't it.
You worked hard. You are respectable. You made yourself feel better while not hurting anybody in the process. They need to get off your back. And you have nothing to apologize for.
I deployed for a year serving a country that hates my shin color and ended up owing federal taxes when I filed. Go figure!
Cool story.. You are aware combat pay is tax deferred right? If you weren't in combat, don't call your year in Korea or Honduras or some beach in SE Asia a "deployment." Thanks.
Love Trevor's face close ups😍
best show 🙌🏻
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🤣I swear I love Trevor so much
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These Nigerian scammers even in Trevor's comment section. How is it in Lagos fake Trevor who joined UA-cam on the 12 of June this year ?
@@user-ur4xe5sr6g These Nigerian scammers even in Trevor's comment section. How is it in Lagos fake Trevor who joined UA-cam on the 12 of June this year ?
conspiracy theory: what if trevor was just changing the color of his hoody in photoshop
Did Trevor pull out his coming 2 America character for that Twitter story? 😂
You always nail it, Trevor!
What if Bazos is going to fake his death with his brother so they can take his money and disappear into the shadows?
"Teachers and parents reportedly complained that there were _not_ any _opposing_ views."
_Opposing_ views? Opposing views to _what?_ Views opposed to the statement "Black lives matter?" I mean, if I say "Black lives matter," who's going to dare to say, "Actually, they don't?" 🤷
I know a few.
White Supremacists.
And the sad thing is, someone who says "All lives matter", or "blue lives matter", just can't seem to understand that the point is, all lives CAN'T matter UNTIL black lives matter.
BLM is about getting power and equity, what else do you think has white folks running up on Capitol Hill.
As an Australian I will confidently say that with the exception of our own nation's lunatics, we are all painfully aware of how much worse the US's gun deaths are.
Tubin is working in a food bank!?!?
Hope he washed his hands.
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The "one way ticket" petition for Jeff to not return to Earth is just hilarious.
Bezos I'm the cowboy hat like he from Texas or something.
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We are with you Trevor 👍👍
I agree, the intro about the Twitter ban in Nigeria was cringe worthy.
To be honest twitter is dumb. I don't want to see/hear every thought of a person. If it doesn't help your own mental health, than it's destructive to your own wellbeing.
The ban or Twitter in Nigeria is ironic because Jack Dorsey one of the cofounders of Twitter was going to move to Nigeria for a year (he announced in 2019) to work on tech opportunities there. Wonder how his plan is going to play out now.
They should give away the third seat on the spaceship raffle style, not auction it off like bezos needs money
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Rumor is, he's selling it for charity. Haven't heard what charity though.. 🤔
@@gretchen8100 I’ll start a charity for him. I’ll go to Honduras and teach kids how to tie their shoes
That introduction was hilarious.
TREVOR you are my hero!
My hero!
Yaaaaaaassssss! Trevor with the 90 Day Fiancé reference. Love it. 😂
Wish Nigeria would ban their scammers operating out of the country.
I wish USA would ban scammers right in their homeland ... Or maybe someone can ban phone scammers trying to sell car warranties etc
Biggest scammers are in America & Europe. Check history for their list
Nothing surprises me anymore, nothing, but love watching your show Trevor. 🙏
Trevor, LOVE your sweatshirts❣
I want to see the skimpy hoodie pics... 😆
Lol. It's been called the Southern Ocean for as long as I can remember. And that's a respectable number of years.
Excuse me while I focus on figuring out how many colors of hoodie Trevor owns...🤔
All of them
he owns the factory
I love how Trevor say MATTER.
I love Trevor
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“What the f$*&?!” Bahahahahahaha I’m dying 😂😂🤣🤣
Benefit #1,947,568 of living more than a mile above sea level: ZERO cicadas ever.
Cicadas
I live 500 ft above sea level and there are zero cicadas or “saccades” here….
The rest of the world really ought to describe the U.S. that way. I'm sick and tired of what we're doing to ourselves in this country
Wait is Elon's extra rocket seat only paid with DOGECOIN I really hope so lol
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"Where I wear my skimpy'st hoodies" 😅😆🤣
Get Bernie a seat!😂🧤
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The last segment blew my mind 🤣🤣
Bring back salt as a method of debt payment.
So many homeless & hungry...and this is how rich people want to spend money! WHY...WHAT'S THE PURPOSE...WHY??????
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Hopefully he washed his hands before going to that food bank
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Why don't you wash yours after?
Me whos 26 and still hasn’t got my yearbook OR my letterman:zzz
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I like Toobin. People make mistakes. Technically it should have been handled better. Situations like this and people being dressed from the waist-up during zoom calls should not be ostracized. If they wanted to be seen they would start the zoom obviously showing everything. They wouldn’t try to cover up
😂😂😂 love you so much, skimpy hoodies 😂😂😂🤪🤣
Send Manchin into space with a one way ticket
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Naw Trump with a c4 vest on
Now I like that bipartisan idea .🤡🤡👍👍👌
Right On Trevor, Tell like it is to the Fool's. 😆 🤣🤣🤣
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I wonder if we could arrange to have Bezos left there.
Love this.
Where there's a will, there's a way 😉
Sometimes I find Trevor a little too silly and simplistic but then he does something like Bernie on that space flight and it's hilarious. Reminds me that he really can be very funny.
all i want for my birthday is for jeff bezos to launch himself into space and maybe just not come back
I really love this guy. He so funny. At the same time he's telling us the truth.
Manchin is cruising for a bruising...
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Ahaha...love the last story.
if u go 2 his house u'll probably see masking tape covering all the webcams on his pc monitor's, smart-tv's, and even the security cameras..
Now we will have laws to keep all windows up while driving cars to avoid car accidents from large bugs flying into cars. 😂
"Brain ouchie time" - 😆😂😂
But the IRS is trying to charge my son 8000.00 dollars
This dude is hilarious! Great show!!
The funniest joke ever : I'll see you at sushi!
a worm 24,000 years old found in permafrost and sent to a lab? whatever could go wrong, amirite?
Wondering while he spends louds of money on spacing... Does he invest money in a better life for other people..
I was so shocked to hear that CNN reporter's blatant disrespect towards Nigeria, non of that sh#$ had to do with the twitter ban in the country he just wanted to make things sound worse than they are. Thank you Trevor for pointing it out.
The world is moving forward USA moving backwards.
BINGO!!!!!!!
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Hollywood is making a New Bram Stoker's movie.
Starring: Jeffrey Toobin
GONNA CALL IT
WACKULA!
Canceled by nature to me that is very original I've never heard it before and I'm going to start using it 🙋
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So the school removed the book because a few people complaints but millions of people have been wanting to remove confederate statues from public buildings for so many decades with no results.
Every country has SB to send to space. Poland wants to send Kaczyński. We'll pay for a one way ticket.
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