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  • Опубліковано 18 лис 2024

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  • @PatTheNESpunk
    @PatTheNESpunk  7 років тому +17

    It's the most wonderful time to see dong!
    ✅Support the podcast @ patreon.com/cupodcast
    ✅More #CUPodcast vids: bit.ly/1pOBDVH
    ✅Follow on twitter @ twitter.com/patthenespunk & twitter.com/pxlsicle

    • @asrar39
      @asrar39 7 років тому

      You should check out this story news.sky.com/story/amp/youtube-prankster-who-cemented-head-in-microwave-slammed-over-price-of-firefighter-rescue-11162064

  • @DONK8008
    @DONK8008 7 років тому +37

    The guys shorts were weighed down by a bottle of ranch dressing in the pocket.

  • @Skywalker-zu7od
    @Skywalker-zu7od 7 років тому +95

    Vote for Ian's Sith name
    Darth Clu Clu
    OR
    Darth Mahjong
    OR
    Darth Buttermilk Ranch

    • @yakkowarner1990
      @yakkowarner1990 7 років тому +7

      My vote goes to Darth Clu Clu. that game's so fun yet so evil

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 7 років тому +5

      Darth Mahjong for me.

    • @Naimed1983
      @Naimed1983 7 років тому +1

      Darth Intestine

    • @funcamp_ltd.
      @funcamp_ltd. 7 років тому +2

      Darth "Guy Who Knows Obscure Things About Namco Arcade Games."

    • @SAM-ru4vx
      @SAM-ru4vx 7 років тому

      Super Darth Arcade Upper +

  • @kodiak2114
    @kodiak2114 7 років тому +25

    Nice to know Luna opened a location in New Donk City :-D

  • @TBustah
    @TBustah 7 років тому +51

    That's all well and good, but what about part three of that stalker story? Ian still hasn't read the "break up" letter.

    • @RetailArchaeology
      @RetailArchaeology 7 років тому +1

      TBustah maybe for the new studio

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 7 років тому +6

      Actually, he's got the perfect opportunity to do it now. He said that he keeps the letter in a DS case, which very well may be in this room that they're filming these in.

  • @TheFatBluntBandit
    @TheFatBluntBandit 7 років тому +28

    Pat asking those important shorts questions 😂😭😂

    • @Skywalker-zu7od
      @Skywalker-zu7od 7 років тому +2

      BeardoE 3000 I LOLed so hard at this comment 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @helmaschine1885
    @helmaschine1885 7 років тому +14

    I love Ian's stories.

  • @doomfatlikesbluesphere9984
    @doomfatlikesbluesphere9984 7 років тому +24

    man, these podcasts are getting pretty ballsy with the topics...

  • @y0url4sthop37
    @y0url4sthop37 7 років тому +15

    Wanna hear a joke...
    WOOOOOOOAH ITS THE SEE DONGS PODCAST

  • @575forza
    @575forza 7 років тому +16

    So did you send the story in to Penthouse Forums or Nintendo Power?

  • @yellowzoiid
    @yellowzoiid 6 років тому +8

    Ian: They just fell.
    Pat: They fell. So was it like a tree getting toppled where they just came down, or was it slowly like oh my god, I could stop it but they're in slow motion where you couldn't do anything?

  • @jeffreysweeney8532
    @jeffreysweeney8532 7 років тому +29

    (Drunk guy walks into Luna Video Games)
    Drunk Guy: Excuse me sir.
    Ian: Hi, how can I help you?
    Drunk Guy: I'm just wondering... can your PS4 Pro handle my... (drops his shorts, exposing his gentials) 4K?!
    Ian: 😲

  • @CountZeroOr
    @CountZeroOr 7 років тому +13

    PTSD - Post Traumatic Schlong Disorder.
    EDIT: Also, I find the takeoff on how hot a good take is is comparable to eating Takoyaki - fresh hot out of the frier they're nice and crisp, but they'll also burn your mouth. Wait to long though, and they end up getting kinda soggy.

  • @StefanHomberger
    @StefanHomberger 7 років тому +4

    I wonder how many people saw the title of this video and immediately thought of ranch dressing.

  • @outpostorange9580
    @outpostorange9580 7 років тому +3

    The pants fall down (insert slide whistle sound effect) and Ian has a story

  • @pictonomii3295
    @pictonomii3295 7 років тому +18

    Ian spies a willy.

  • @xplatypus516
    @xplatypus516 3 роки тому +2

    As an ex cashier I literally had to do everything despite plenty of other employees

  • @wolverine3149
    @wolverine3149 7 років тому +5

    Woah! The "see you" podcast

  • @AmesiesCorner
    @AmesiesCorner 7 років тому +35

    Did Ian ever finally tell the rest of his stalker story?

    • @98izzark69
      @98izzark69 7 років тому +1

      Amesie's Automotive Corner I believe so

    • @Vexonia_Music
      @Vexonia_Music 7 років тому +15

      There's still a 3rd part. At PRGE a friend of mine asked him about the 3rd part, and Ian only gave a hint that the stalker saw Ian as a father-figure

    • @xdialga361445x
      @xdialga361445x 7 років тому +2

      Raymondium the guy who made a comic about him the comic is about baiting him on a dating website

    • @Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq
      @Bobson_Dugnutt_Esq 7 років тому +13

      Someday, when the light of hope has well and truly ebbed from this world, Ian will come in our most desperate hour. And lo, he will tell the tale of "stalker, part III."

    • @Paul5200_
      @Paul5200_ 7 років тому +9

      He said at the end of part 2 that part 3 was dropping in 2018

  • @Red3o1
    @Red3o1 7 років тому +4

    Eventually they just fell, I busted out laughing lmaoooo

  • @ryanherbs2586
    @ryanherbs2586 7 років тому +6

    Max is getting bold

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 7 років тому +3

    He should of bought at least $100.00 of merch as a courtesy

  • @watcherdev
    @watcherdev 7 років тому +3

    Good lord I love this podcast 😭

  • @brickman409
    @brickman409 7 років тому +2

    It's been awhile since I've watched the podcast. I like the new intro, and it looks like you got the fuzzy camera fixed.

  • @nintendont2803
    @nintendont2803 7 років тому +6

    Did you at least give him a discount on the ps4??

  • @retrogamerfan123
    @retrogamerfan123 7 років тому +3

    And they still need to conclude the ranch dressing story

  • @shinhawk
    @shinhawk 5 років тому +1

    I'm adding to my "Tales from the Game Store" playlist.

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 7 років тому +5

    I'm waiting for this guy to show up in the comments and apologize.

  • @Metal-Possum
    @Metal-Possum 7 років тому +6

    Ian smells different when he's awake.

  • @7EEVEE
    @7EEVEE 7 років тому +1

    Still the greatest podcast opening EVER

  • @aschraub9897
    @aschraub9897 7 років тому +4

    lmao "The Ian's eyebrow"

  • @steamedauroraborealis8208
    @steamedauroraborealis8208 7 років тому

    Thanks for uploading 2 videos in one day. My girlfriend and I are on completely different sleep schedules. Her going to bed at 11pm-12 is the equivalent of my 6PM so my night times get depressing after a while. Listening to these podcasts helps fill a momentary void of loneliness.

    • @steamedauroraborealis8208
      @steamedauroraborealis8208 7 років тому +3

      When you work the night shift and your girlfriend and friends have day shifts, it's not too hard to understand how nights can get lonely and boring. But something tells me I don't need to tell you about being alone. I have a feeling that's something you're quite accustomed to, and will be for the foreseeable future.

  • @cody8804
    @cody8804 7 років тому +22

    #DicksOutForIan

  • @Crow-tf2dv
    @Crow-tf2dv 3 роки тому

    it still is that way in some small town stores i worked at a grocery store chain and when it was slow they would take me off register and have me throw freight

  • @Sparksterfu
    @Sparksterfu 7 років тому +4

    Pat is looking younger for some reason.

  • @guitarmangamerdude1897
    @guitarmangamerdude1897 7 років тому

    whoa, loved that intro song

  • @Darkmetamorphosis1
    @Darkmetamorphosis1 7 років тому

    First Rich and the cucumber... Now Ian and the cockus erectus... WTF is going on here in UA-cam land? Lol

  • @Misfit636
    @Misfit636 6 років тому

    I read the title wrong. I thought it said Ian’s dog story. Then I was like wait when’s the dog coming in lol

  • @SeafoodKilla1
    @SeafoodKilla1 7 років тому +3

    Grocery is DEF retail....

  • @gamejackthegameboy8647
    @gamejackthegameboy8647 6 років тому

    I thought he said December 15th and I got excited because that's my birthday.

  • @surferbrg
    @surferbrg 7 років тому

    Aww man I just brought my ticket and forgot to watch this video. Anyway looking forward to the convention, also can't wait to meet James Rolfe for 1st time.

  • @BMassey1987
    @BMassey1987 3 роки тому

    Oh shit, Ian's rocking a MAGFest hoodie! I have one too.

  • @n1fffan
    @n1fffan 7 років тому +4

    I see we have a special guest this episode. Good ol Grizz.
    Ice Bear is cooler :p

    • @pxlsicle
      @pxlsicle 7 років тому +2

      I have Ice Bear and Panda is at Vani's shop waiting for me to pick him up. They have little magnets for stacking. I love them all but often feel that Grizz is my favorite. That character archetype is usually not my style, either.

  • @gamingcomics9711
    @gamingcomics9711 7 років тому

    Who else thought this was going to me another entry on the Max episodes

  • @LarryLopez91
    @LarryLopez91 7 років тому +1

    So is Pat not going to live in San Diego anymore?

  • @jmay8204
    @jmay8204 7 років тому +1

    Did Pat buy his mansion in a gated community at the top of the market? Will he eventually take out a home equity line to build a recording studio? Did he have a down payment? 10, 15, or 30 year term? Give it to us, Wall Street Kid.

  • @jpesicka492
    @jpesicka492 6 років тому

    It was fleshy and I knew it wasn't going to hold...LMFAO

  • @frankmartinelli3122
    @frankmartinelli3122 7 років тому +3

    Instead of people sending these guys more beer, someone send him a new XLR cable for Christ's sake. They're $15 dollars.

  • @kenny31000
    @kenny31000 7 років тому

    holy shit... best story ever

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 7 років тому +1

    Never had the pleasure to work retail and stories like this make me glad I never did

  • @Darkmetamorphosis1
    @Darkmetamorphosis1 7 років тому +1

    By the way... Does Luna have a store in bangKOK? Lol

  • @RetroGamerBB
    @RetroGamerBB 7 років тому

    i worked at "wally world"

  • @TheRetroMess
    @TheRetroMess 7 років тому

    Ian be like: "That's a penis!"

  • @DuffyJ1111
    @DuffyJ1111 7 років тому

    5.15 an hour here. Still there.

  • @buzzingsigndiner397
    @buzzingsigndiner397 7 років тому +1

    Is that a We Bare Bears plush?

  • @trumpeter811
    @trumpeter811 7 років тому

    This reminds me wasn't there suppose to be a conclusion to that other famous ian story about that creepy guy who invited him to his hosue for his birthday?

  • @twicethemegapower3995
    @twicethemegapower3995 7 років тому

    Ian Game Room Tour please

    • @pxlsicle
      @pxlsicle 7 років тому

      The stuff in that room that is most impressive is actually Vani's.

  • @iyatemu
    @iyatemu 7 років тому

    $5.05 then is the same as the $10 I’m making now

  • @jackadogoff8677
    @jackadogoff8677 2 роки тому

    Ian's Dong, this should be short.

  • @NISSANZ33
    @NISSANZ33 7 років тому

    Sup Pat and Ian!

  • @G3rdes
    @G3rdes 7 років тому +1

    Grizz plush! :)

  • @rileyhogan5676
    @rileyhogan5676 7 років тому

    E X P A N D D O N G

  • @wizardtoad7459
    @wizardtoad7459 7 років тому +1

    ExpandDong

  • @Lordgenome76
    @Lordgenome76 7 років тому +4

    That intro song is a little too loud.

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen 7 років тому +1

    EXPAND DONG

  • @denniss4951
    @denniss4951 7 років тому

    Ian likes dong look how happy he is to talk about it

  • @TheTubePoweredOne
    @TheTubePoweredOne 7 років тому

    This is totally me; basketball shorts, no boxers, the whole shebang... minus the drunkenness. I swear the waistband just keeps getting looser by the day, too.

  • @onceagain77
    @onceagain77 5 років тому

    Cut or uncut?

  • @Frunobulax_
    @Frunobulax_ 7 років тому

    Dong Work For Yuda

  • @sourlemon5081
    @sourlemon5081 7 років тому +3

    More like #CU RODcast c'mon am I right guys?
    ...
    K

  • @thepatriotlenny2182
    @thepatriotlenny2182 7 років тому +3

    Well, is this the CUPodcast?

  • @nicksider8184
    @nicksider8184 7 років тому

    I WORK AT THE SHIT CLEANERS

  • @iwhitespy
    @iwhitespy 7 років тому +1

    too funny

  • @rfmapleleafs
    @rfmapleleafs 7 років тому

    Ding DONG

  • @thegamingmisfit1291
    @thegamingmisfit1291 7 років тому

    U said NESPodcast but on screen it says CUPodcast so which is it?

    • @PatTheNESpunk
      @PatTheNESpunk  7 років тому +3

      They changed it to CUPodcast after recording, but both should work!

    • @thegamingmisfit1291
      @thegamingmisfit1291 7 років тому

      Pat the NES Punk thanks for clearing that up for me Pat love your vids and just got confused with what u said and what showed on screen cheers mate

  • @repobaconater
    @repobaconater 7 років тому

    Funny shit 👍

  • @AxelStone
    @AxelStone 7 років тому

    whoooooooaaaaw

  • @SuperHandyman100
    @SuperHandyman100 7 років тому

    So...is this worse then...well...you know... *R A N C H* ?

  • @poppunkcovers
    @poppunkcovers 7 років тому

    Your intro is fucking insaaaaane!

  • @jelhaj7769
    @jelhaj7769 7 років тому

    He's trailer trash. Who drives around with your bare ass on shorts; or with your bulge-full exposed in the front? Ian just tell him to excuse himself, there are bars that need raising. Just tell him to collect himself outside and restart the sale.

  • @Skittlespillygog
    @Skittlespillygog 7 років тому +1

    that intro is so cringe.

    • @CHXNGRXM
      @CHXNGRXM 5 років тому

      GingerdreadCookie lmfaooooooo

  • @LakesideAmusementPro
    @LakesideAmusementPro 4 роки тому +2

    I will say out of all the podcasts I listen to, your intro is the most annoying haha.

  • @espengggg
    @espengggg 7 років тому +25

    I realy can't stand that intro tune. But like the podcast!

    • @litigioussociety4249
      @litigioussociety4249 7 років тому +4

      I don't care for it, but it's the non-singing, talking part that annoys me the most.

    • @y0url4sthop37
      @y0url4sthop37 7 років тому +4

      The more I hear it the more I laugh at how bad it is lol

    • @HOOTwheelz
      @HOOTwheelz 7 років тому

      the only thing i hate about the intro song is how terribly compressed it is. it sounds like they threw twenty instances of soundgoodizer on it and said 'yeah that's how music's made"
      the song under all that brick-flat compression is great in my opinion though.

    • @Godlike_Virus
      @Godlike_Virus 5 років тому

      I actually kinda like it. It's done by the group that does the majority of today's WWE themes, CFO$.

    • @CHXNGRXM
      @CHXNGRXM 5 років тому

      HOOTwheelz nah ur just on that dynamics means varying volume which I hate. Dynamics imo are having different stuff loud and soft while the whole mix is loud. Idk it’s actually preference but both are the same. Compare some dubstep songs to it that’s how that intro is mixed

  • @Forgottenchannels
    @Forgottenchannels 7 років тому +3

    I'm sorry, that's a terrible podcast opening. I know someone did it free of charge as a kind gesture, but it's terrible. It really fucking is.

  • @LeafGreenRikkor
    @LeafGreenRikkor 3 роки тому

    comment 151 mew

  • @WhiskeyTango0420
    @WhiskeyTango0420 7 років тому

    I'm a stoner and it's hard to listen to Ian.

  • @MrProjectpat15
    @MrProjectpat15 7 років тому

    Third

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 7 років тому

    0:22 skip that awful intro.

  • @cookieskoon
    @cookieskoon 6 років тому

    Yeah minimum wage has grown. So has cost of living. One of them grew faster. It ain't the wage.