With absolutely no indication or push from Pat. Pat’s smile made me think there was something going on between them that we couldn’t see, like maybe Pat sent Ian a message in private or something. However, I tweeted at Ian asking if that’s what happened, to which he responded no and that he was “just feeling limber that day.”
I just love the moment when he realizes he said the guy's name. Just that moment of regret, fear and shock all at once. Also Pat's breakdown was just fantastic. Truly one of the best 12 minutes and 55 seconds of my day. Thank you for this. Can't wait for part 3
Ian went from 0 to traumatized almost instantly. Also, when you hear "do you like your rooms light or dark...." RUN! So glad this story concluded even though I got scared as soon as I heard "bunny girl"
Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he said the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
I met Ian for the second time in June at Too Many Games convention in PA and I told him that I think i speak for everyone when I say that he really needed to make a part 2 of this story. He cracked up and said it was very possible. Granted, I know I'm not the only one who asked him to do this, but I'm super stoked that he continued it. Pat's face says it all.
Calvin Lee Thanks friend! That's a nice thing to say for no reason. :) It was a nickname given to me by a highschool friend when I squiggled out of a drunken fight we were having, haha.
After all this time, I finally checked out what the hubbub was about the ranch dressing incident. Holy shit was I not let down! Now I really do want to see part 3!!
I feel bad for Ian, I think he needs a sandwich. One with plenty of good meats, some veggies, Xanax, you know for those that were put through something like this.
I don't know, I didn't really laugh about this. I feel bad for the guy. He's probably lonely and has little or maybe no friends. He seems to be struggling to get Ian's attention due to this. Someone he feels can understand and relate to him. (even if in reality Ian can't.) He probably sits alone sad and depressed hoping and wishing for a friend one day. I hope he finds someone. Twenty years ago in middle school I was in that boat. Honestly that kind of loneliness can lead one to become kind of nutty. Once he finds a friend he will probably become more "normal" (for lack of a better term).
Guys, I expect a trailer to be released late next year to get us hyped for part 3. Seriously though, this sounds like something straight out of a horror movie. Not glad that your ex got punched in the throat, but that was absolutely perfect timing.
This is one of the scariest stories I've ever heard. Dude, how do you know he isn't still following you, and watching you???? What if he freaking sees this? I'm seriously freaked out right now just hearing this story.
+kromo770 yeah I was thinking the same thing....but at the same time I kinda get why he's freaked out. I been in this situation a few times, and it's like you feel weird and bad....but then you feel guilty for feeling weird and bad.
what seems the weirdest to me, in the comic the guy acknowledges the fact that he wants to bait Ian but also that Ian is bummed out by that. Extrapolating from that, he probably DOES listen/has listened to the podcast, but is more or less fine with what Ian thinks of him. In the game he's already subservient to him and seems to be happy to do whatever Ian needs of him, including getting him laid but someone other than him. Seems like he's saying to himself "I know this guy 'hates' me, but I'm still gonna do anything I can to make him happy, because I love him so much".
Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he sad the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
@@Oreo41212 I heard him say it once before but I still really want to hear the end of the story but then again if it's sad, Uncomfortable, and not funny then maybe it's better if we don't hear it but at the same time I feel like we are so deep in the story it's like we need to hear it the end of the story but then again we really don't :\ Every time I forget about this story UA-cam keeps putting it in my recommendations... How many times am I going to listen to the story... In my defense, I love to listen to past video clips of the CU Podcast.
@@Oreo41212 He said it in one of the videos where they talked about past podcast moments. He wished he didn't mention the note part because it got hyped up too much and it wouldn't be worth it.
Holy shit this was horrifying, plain uncomfortable to listen to, and yet absolutely hilarious all at the same time. I think the internet needs a forensic reenactment of this saga: ) Poor Ian, he looks about to pass out during this whole video.
Yeah Ian gave a small update on the 5 years of the CUPODCAST video saying that part 3 will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he sad the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
Yes! Finally. Listening on the podcast was one thing, but god this video is glorious. This whole story is so hilariously terrifying. Pat trying to bring out Ian's memories is ridiculous too lol, like he's trying to cause a PTSD break. He went from laughing like mad to somber as hell as the insanity of the story set in (with the comic part). But yeah, thanks again for finally telling part two Ian! This is truly a PSA about why you should never go to strange birthday parties.
am I missing something re: the "Ian's Happy Handhelds" question leading directly into the ranch dressing incident? I thought this was an edit in the audio version.
It was just a jokey way to set it up. People have been wanting part 2 of this story forever, and Pat and Ian decided to have Ian randomly bring it up out of nowhere.
i get it, but i think is a non-english speaker misinterpretation, i mean is there a happy ian section? so pat ''redirection'' the talk, and if ian wouldn't start ''his happy ian handelds...'' he must continued the crazy ranch dude story (cause last video they are in different clothes assuming a different day) so Ian immediately continued the story? is this the case? can someone disect a little more, i bet as videogames many non english native speakers learn english everyday. *smokes a blunt
Still one of the greatest moments in CUPodcast history. Only other time I had as big a grin was the fake out Ian bad news where it turns into chanting and fireworks. Let's get that part 3!
Seeing the reactions - it's such a compelling argument for watching the video version. Hearing this in medias res on the podcast was already pretty good, but realizing it had a part 1, years ago... Just wow. As I recall there was discussion of possibly resurgent anime fan stigma on the same episode, too. Getting out of social isolation... sucks, but the way to do it is to muster an ability to leave your own comfort zone, not to bring other people into your uncomfortable zone. What a tale.
Yeah Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he said the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
2018, come and gone. Part 3 still lost in translation. But I guarantee you..one day during the podcast Ian will look at Pat, Pat will look at Ian, then suddenly Ian will take out the breakup letter from his pocket or DS case, Pat's eyes will go wide, and then the greatest trilogy ever told will finally conclude.
Was this a planned answer to that question? For Ian to finish a story from two years ago? Or was it just done impulsively? Either way, I laughed the hardest I have in weeks.
Something just clicked in my head and i thought "now or never" and out went the words. Pat was not in on this and it was not planned. I honestly had no intention of finishing the story and for all the reasons i didn't want to finish it in the first place i still wish i hadn't, but, well, here we are. it's done.
At first I thought it was a mistake in editing. I rewound the video a couple times to see if there was a cut in between the question and the answer haha.
+Ian Ferguson I can't imagine how difficult this was to talk about this, but just know it got to to laugh and really didn't think I could that today so thanks
Wow, just... wow. I never thought I'd hear the rest of this story, and I can't believe it just came out like that! Your face Pat when he starts off on it is priceless :D
Six years later, 2023 and I still need part 3!
I just love how he continued the story immediately.
With absolutely no indication or push from Pat. Pat’s smile made me think there was something going on between them that we couldn’t see, like maybe Pat sent Ian a message in private or something. However, I tweeted at Ian asking if that’s what happened, to which he responded no and that he was “just feeling limber that day.”
Still waiting on part 3
@@kota687 we all are
Watching Pat's reactions as the story unfolds is one of the greatest things I've ever experienced.
im sorry.... 😔
He just keeps demanding details too! Like "What was his bed like? Was it made? HUH?!"
Damn hilarious
@@petewadesays12 gotta set the stage right?
It's been 6 years....I want part 3!!!
3rd time running through this playlist. Classic ❤
Still want Part 3 in 2024.
I just love the moment when he realizes he said the guy's name. Just that moment of regret, fear and shock all at once. Also Pat's breakdown was just fantastic.
Truly one of the best 12 minutes and 55 seconds of my day. Thank you for this. Can't wait for part 3
Its a good thing, Ian got out of there, he doesn't realise, he was going to be the dinner.
AnalogX64 it puts the ranch dressing on the skin or it gets the hose again
im having an old friend for dinner
TCM
Someone needs to remake that video game on RPG maker.
+Silence64 hey you experienced in rpg maker?
I totally forgot I had that game, til I read this comment. I never finished a dam stage on that shit. thanks HAHA
ian and the legend of the ranch dressing
Ian went from 0 to traumatized almost instantly. Also, when you hear "do you like your rooms light or dark...." RUN!
So glad this story concluded even though I got scared as soon as I heard "bunny girl"
How close do you think Ian was to becoming a lampshade in that guy's apt.?
I have never clicked on a video this fast in my life
Me too.
too true
I love how Pat starts cradling that Golgo 13 plush when Ian starts talking about the comic
Oh my god, Nearly 2 years i believe i've been waiting to hear this. Probably the most Hyped CUPodcast video ever!
Edit: Someone needs to remake the game and send it over
I've been waiting for the rest of this story for so long.
Finally.
We'll hear more in 2018.
It's on the latest podcast on iTunes I just head it a few days ago
Did he leave out any juicy details?
#WaitingForPartThree
4 years now
Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he said the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
5 yrs now
still waiting
I met Ian for the second time in June at Too Many Games convention in PA and I told him that I think i speak for everyone when I say that he really needed to make a part 2 of this story. He cracked up and said it was very possible. Granted, I know I'm not the only one who asked him to do this, but I'm super stoked that he continued it. Pat's face says it all.
I love it how he continues the story out of basically nowhere.
Ian had a trip into the twilight zone.
do DE doo-doo do DE doo-doo do DE doo-doo do DE doo-doo
Calvin Lee Thanks friend! That's a nice thing to say for no reason. :)
It was a nickname given to me by a highschool friend when I squiggled out of a drunken fight we were having, haha.
Ian had a trip alright.
Holy shit. IT'S GONNA BE A TRILOGY!
I hope you have patience for another 2 years
Could you say... He kept you waiting, Huh?
(Sorry, I had to....)
Still waiting.
Where's the third part, eh?
6 more months!!!
I think Pat needs to get Max on the Podcast as a special guest.
here! here!
In full restraints like Hannibal Lecture.
After all this time, I finally checked out what the hubbub was about the ranch dressing incident. Holy shit was I not let down! Now I really do want to see part 3!!
My heart rate goes up every time I re-listen to this story, so well told
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport
I still watch this occasionally every time youtube recommends me it, and 6 years later still hilarious
I just watched this two-part story today. I'd love a Part 3 if there is one.
Pat's face after the comic when he realizes how fucked up this whole ordeal was is kinda priceless
Part 1 of the story: ua-cam.com/video/Ae4wrmXjCMg/v-deo.html
thanks, pat and ian. needed this.
I feel bad for Ian, I think he needs a sandwich. One with plenty of good meats, some veggies, Xanax, you know for those that were put through something like this.
When will we hear about the pig and the break up letter in part 3
I don't know, I didn't really laugh about this. I feel bad for the guy. He's probably lonely and has little or maybe no friends. He seems to be struggling to get Ian's attention due to this. Someone he feels can understand and relate to him. (even if in reality Ian can't.) He probably sits alone sad and depressed hoping and wishing for a friend one day. I hope he finds someone. Twenty years ago in middle school I was in that boat. Honestly that kind of loneliness can lead one to become kind of nutty. Once he finds a friend he will probably become more "normal" (for lack of a better term).
Hopfully someone else in the same situation will hear this story and become motivated to be less pushy.
I love how Ian leads into the story, and Pat's reaction as it unfolds is priceless!
Thank god, I've needed the 2nd part of this story.
Guys, I expect a trailer to be released late next year to get us hyped for part 3. Seriously though, this sounds like something straight out of a horror movie. Not glad that your ex got punched in the throat, but that was absolutely perfect timing.
"Don't go to any birthday parties" -Ian LOL
This sounds like the script of some B movie horror flick. Except Ian lives.
This is one of the scariest stories I've ever heard. Dude, how do you know he isn't still following you, and watching you???? What if he freaking sees this? I'm seriously freaked out right now just hearing this story.
Is this the sequel for Cable Guy?
Man, I've been waiting for this forever.
Also what if Max is subscribed to this channel? He is going to be so hurt.
+kromo770 yeah I was thinking the same thing....but at the same time I kinda get why he's freaked out. I been in this situation a few times, and it's like you feel weird and bad....but then you feel guilty for feeling weird and bad.
Is he’s half as creepy as Ian has described, I guarantee he subscribes to this channel, or at least was at some point.
what seems the weirdest to me, in the comic the guy acknowledges the fact that he wants to bait Ian but also that Ian is bummed out by that. Extrapolating from that, he probably DOES listen/has listened to the podcast, but is more or less fine with what Ian thinks of him.
In the game he's already subservient to him and seems to be happy to do whatever Ian needs of him, including getting him laid but someone other than him.
Seems like he's saying to himself "I know this guy 'hates' me, but I'm still gonna do anything I can to make him happy, because I love him so much".
It's officially 2020, when are we getting part 3? we have to know whats in the breakup note, please guys, come on!
Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he sad the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
@@jamiexavier1546 This response from Ian is sad, uncomfortable and not funny as well. Damn it.
@@jamiexavier1546 Where did he say that?
@@Oreo41212 I heard him say it once before but I still really want to hear the end of the story but then again if it's sad, Uncomfortable, and not funny then maybe it's better if we don't hear it but at the same time I feel like we are so deep in the story it's like we need to hear it the end of the story but then again we really don't :\ Every time I forget about this story UA-cam keeps putting it in my recommendations... How many times am I going to listen to the story... In my defense, I love to listen to past video clips of the CU Podcast.
@@Oreo41212 He said it in one of the videos where they talked about past podcast moments. He wished he didn't mention the note part because it got hyped up too much and it wouldn't be worth it.
Holy shit this was horrifying, plain uncomfortable to listen to, and yet absolutely hilarious all at the same time. I think the internet needs a forensic reenactment of this saga: )
Poor Ian, he looks about to pass out during this whole video.
Best. CUPodcast. Segment. EVER!
MAX I WILL PAY $1000 FOR THE MEMORY CARD
Why?? That shit needs to NEVER see the light of day. Don't encourage a clearly crazy person to release crazy shit that he made.
Let's set up that GoFundme asap!!!!
@@shevwreck2370 Did yall not hear what I said? Why would you actually WANT to see that atrocity? The dude was clearly nuts.
@@skins4thewin I was clearly joking. relax
Watching the progression of Ian's sudden thought to bring up the subject from the grave and pat's jaw drop of a reaction are priceless.
Ian's psycho laugh kills me every time. Holy shit.
11:03
2024. We need a part 3.
"He's a bunny girl"
::check time left on video::
Oh shit.. this is gonna get a lot weirder before it's over.
What I like is the sound of panic in Ian's voice while telling the story.
Holy crap man you can tell this affected him look at the way he moves while telling the story O.o
Pat's face when Ian first started was priceless.... just him not expecting Part 2 was perfect
Max and his family reminds me of the McPoyle's.
YOUCALLHER! (after walking out on mom's cooking)
Bump it
No, that doesn't work at all. Why on earth would Max be attracted to Ian if he was a McPoyle?? They're not even related for fuck's sake
+Max Sterling (Nerdist Author) no, you own a high quantity of ranch dressing you perve
can't wait for part 3 , never have i laughed so much before that i was literally crying of laughter
I seriously thought Pat was having a heart attack.
Best couple of segments of any podcast ever.
$10 says it's Max Scoville from IGN.
$15 it's Landis.
Max Sterling are you the max
You guys posted this on my birthday and I just about died laughing. Thanks dudes.
a two year cliffhanger... well done.
THIS. Absolutely insane story well told with the borderline mental break. Cheers Ian!
It puts the Ranch Dressing© on its skin
This would be a great beggining for a horror movie. Obviously Ian doesn't get away so easily and he's forced to stay for dinner.
i shouted OH SHIT when i read the title of this video. it's finally here
Same! The biggest, most awkward smile spread over my face the second I read ranch dressing.
I just love how unsettled Ian is while telling this. The first part had me laughing my ass off, this had me rolling on the floor!
everyone start mailing ranch dressing to Ian
This is the most animated I've seen either of you... Man, this was hilarious.
It's 2018
2021 now
Worth the wait, can't wait until part 3 is released in a few years!
Ive been waiting years for this.... *grabs popcorn*
Can't wait for part three of Max's Happy Handheld haha
Guy's, we're nearing the end of the next two year cycle. I think we're due for an update.
Yeah Ian gave a small update on the 5 years of the CUPODCAST video saying that part 3 will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he sad the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
We are still waiting for part 3.
Ian, jesus, calm down, your panic is giving me anxiety
Rewatching this and just watching Pat’s face is worth it.
9:00 - pat.exe has stopped working
what the HELL. I never noticed that. What is UP with him. He looks like he's trying to hold some psychosis down by sheer willpower.
@@omikronweapon I think it just reached a new level of creepy for Pat.
Yes! Finally. Listening on the podcast was one thing, but god this video is glorious. This whole story is so hilariously terrifying. Pat trying to bring out Ian's memories is ridiculous too lol, like he's trying to cause a PTSD break. He went from laughing like mad to somber as hell as the insanity of the story set in (with the comic part).
But yeah, thanks again for finally telling part two Ian! This is truly a PSA about why you should never go to strange birthday parties.
am I missing something re: the "Ian's Happy Handhelds" question leading directly into the ranch dressing incident? I thought this was an edit in the audio version.
That's what politicos call "the art of redirection".
It was just a jokey way to set it up. People have been wanting part 2 of this story forever, and Pat and Ian decided to have Ian randomly bring it up out of nowhere.
i get it, but i think is a non-english speaker misinterpretation, i mean is there a happy ian section?
so pat ''redirection'' the talk, and if ian wouldn't start ''his happy ian handelds...'' he must continued the crazy ranch dude story (cause last video they are in different clothes assuming a different day) so Ian immediately continued the story? is this the case? can someone disect a little more, i bet as videogames many non english native speakers learn english everyday.
*smokes a blunt
Part 3 must come out soon! Pat, Ian make it happen soon! Lol
THE LONG AWAITED
YES! YES! YES!
+BanditoRios dude the whole story it's on their podcast on iTunes I just heard the whole story a few days ago
Still one of the greatest moments in CUPodcast history. Only other time I had as big a grin was the fake out Ian bad news where it turns into chanting and fireworks. Let's get that part 3!
Ian ranch dressing story Pt3 when
Seeing the reactions - it's such a compelling argument for watching the video version. Hearing this in medias res on the podcast was already pretty good, but realizing it had a part 1, years ago... Just wow.
As I recall there was discussion of possibly resurgent anime fan stigma on the same episode, too. Getting out of social isolation... sucks, but the way to do it is to muster an ability to leave your own comfort zone, not to bring other people into your uncomfortable zone.
What a tale.
And the Oscar for Best Non-Fiction Trauma goes to...
hahahaha pat's face around 8:48 - 9:30 not to mention the hugging of Duke Togo throughout the video
Does anybody else watch this just to laugh!?
This is actually better than any movie I have seen this summer.
He just wanted to ranch it up, mello.
ranch it up in the quad
Chill Brotendo ＡＱＵＡ － チャンネル
Pat's face at the 8:50 mark immediately becomes disgusted and concerned at once. BTW that's appropriate reaction when hearing this part of Ian's saga.
Plot twist: The ranch dressing guy is actually Ian himself
Best material to ever come out of this podcast.
2019 still waiting on part 3
Yeah Ian said on the podcast that it will never happen, because he is not comfortable talking about it and he said the note part is sad and uncomfortable and not funny
So glad there was a continuation to this!!!
I think you broke Pat
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 2 YEARS
i had to rewatch this twice to make sure I got all of that right and I wasn't imagining it. What a fucking ride
So my question is: Does Max still come into the store and what happens when he sees these videos of you laughing at him and he does come back in? XD
hahaha!! Pat almost wasn´t able to breathe during the whole tale!
It's 2019. We need more details. What was the mom's reaction? Break up note? Did he ever see him again? We need answers damn it!
I feel like I just went on a journey with this episode. I really hope he had a great rest of the day for having to recount that nightmare experience.
Can't wait till 2018
Old Shet we're close
2018, come and gone. Part 3 still lost in translation. But I guarantee you..one day during the podcast Ian will look at Pat, Pat will look at Ian, then suddenly Ian will take out the breakup letter from his pocket or DS case, Pat's eyes will go wide, and then the greatest trilogy ever told will finally conclude.
Ahh my favourite show - Ian's mental breakdown. I love you guys.
Cant wait for 2018!
Clap-clap-clap-clap!
Well it's been 2 years now.... Can't wait till the next podcast
Was this a planned answer to that question? For Ian to finish a story from two years ago? Or was it just done impulsively? Either way, I laughed the hardest I have in weeks.
Something just clicked in my head and i thought "now or never" and out went the words. Pat was not in on this and it was not planned. I honestly had no intention of finishing the story and for all the reasons i didn't want to finish it in the first place i still wish i hadn't, but, well, here we are. it's done.
At first I thought it was a mistake in editing. I rewound the video a couple times to see if there was a cut in between the question and the answer haha.
+Ian Ferguson I can't imagine how difficult this was to talk about this, but just know it got to to laugh and really didn't think I could that today so thanks
+Ian Ferguson Pat is going to surprise you one day with Max as a surprise guest.
slendy9600 game store. Yep. This happened. at Luna. He moved out of state but not far enough away.
Wow, just... wow.
I never thought I'd hear the rest of this story, and I can't believe it just came out like that! Your face Pat when he starts off on it is priceless :D
FINALLY!!!!
I love Pat's look after Ian talked to him about the comic lol