I fell in love with him from Halo 2 with his regret speech and reading First Strike especially his that don't even look like an uneven elephant to me looks like two squids kissing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Google is Moogle I know I'm taking this deeper but some people need to think about this. Why would someone pay for sex when all they had to do is to ask someone out,take them to dinner, and let things escelate from there. Or just simply have ask to have sex with them (If they are into you of coarse). It's not rocket science its human chemistry. Sgt Johnson knew how it goes.
Cortana to Chief while looking at a group of blank UNSC marines: "Do you ever think and wonder, "what is going on inside their heads?" UNSC Marines inside their heads:
RIP Johnson, he was one of my favorite video characters growing up. The old Halo games always had such great side dialogue, right when you didn't expect it.
@ZMan1471 Iliked a lot H4 and H5 armor, it looks even more like a super suit exlusive for super soldiers that fight aliens, ancient alien drones/robotic soldiers
Wow thank you so much for (edit) 115,000 views! *PLEASE CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING!* If you would like to see more new episodes + other animations It really really helps if you Subscribe! You can also check me out on *Patreon* where I can make you *4K Renders* mainly Halo if you so desire :D www.patreon.com/MetalHeadSpartan Here's an example of a render I can make! www.patreon.com/posts/high-poly-h3-by-16744125 Once again THANK YOU for all the support! - \m/
the fact this video ends at 3:43 makes me question somethings. Its too ironic. Other than thay, fantastic work! Heard some lines i never heard of, and i been here since Halo: CE !
1:09 sounds a food delivery line THIS. STUFF. RIGHT. HERE. IS WHAT MADE HALO GOOD, the grim tone of the game interrupted by a marine who has likely been driven to insanity that says most of these lines.
This is great! This is the kind of stuff 343i needs get behind to bring Halo back. Also, "I woulda been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" I don't recall where he actually says the other half.
The bit about "Killin' a man in a fair fight" at 1:12 is lifted straight out of Firefly. Adam Baldwin played Jayne, and also did voice lines for Halo 3 and ODST (He was Dutch)
Yo yup that's actually something I've been thinking about! sadly UA-cam has my channel under community strike so I can't upload anything at the moment. Nor monetize. It will take a month or so to fix it but for now after 5 days upload restriction is over I will have short videos in the works.
@@Metalheadspartan well that some bull doodoo snickers and sucks. I hope they let ya off the hook soon currently playing the campaign now and having a blast. As soon as you load up those new vids Im there broskibidi😎. Until then I'm sure you'll find plenty of inspiration for you new content. Make sure your not breakin any of there stupid rules🤓 good luck😎
Radio Metro yeah legit pulled these straight from Halo 3! With the exception of Johnson who I got from a behind the scenes outtake video posted on the official bungie website ages ago
I'm pretty certain that's how Chips Dubbo actually is in combat. Just shit talking in that thick Aussie accent while he outdoes a Spartan in Covenant killing.
I have had Johnson say "Hey Arbiter, I left you a present and I'm walking away." Also great use of Non-point. And a marine sing the dukes of Hazzard horn blast.
*After Johnson's death in Halo 3 he retired and got a new job as a Late-night Talk Show host. Now he works part time as a announcer,leader,super soldier in Halo Wars 2.*
Why can't the Marines in Halo 4 and 5 be this cool this is why the Marines in any other Halo game is supreme but the Australian Marine from Halo 3 is the best Marine beside Johnson
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I connect with johnson on a mental level never before known by myself
Roanoke Gaming hey I subscribed a while ago
Our lord and saviour has entered the comments
I like how the comment from the more successful UA-camr isn’t liked by the creator of the video. That’s just funny to me 😂
@@odsttrooper2020 existence is pain
@@RoanokeGaming facts
This is why Marines are important to Halo, makes the world feel alive and relateable.
666 likes
And that folks is why Johnson is the best NPC in the history of gaming.
I fell in love with him from Halo 2 with his regret speech and reading First Strike especially his that don't even look like an uneven elephant to me looks like two squids kissing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Indeed
Chips dubbo
He's too pretty to die.
666
Johnson truly deserves his own talk show.
Excellent work, Metalhead. The Hierarchs will be pleased...
True!
You’ve earned yourself a place on our Great Journey!
We need a Sergeant Johnson movie.
They will reward our fleet with the work.
Rythaze indeed
0:32
"Oh wow, it's the Arbitard!"
Someone give this man a megaphone, he's spittin' Spartan Lasers!
The one marine who destroyed an elite with only words.
I am already dead
He was found dead later that day
Thats fucking great!
Oooooo damn
Johnson: "you cant take a woman to a libary!"
Me:"But it's free!"
Johnson: “It’s free?! Well okay it’s not so bad...”
“Check out a book.”
"What do you think of the library?"
"The bathrooms stink !"
@@slavacernarus7083 flashbacks.....
I called 1-800 Eat It, and all that happened is Chipps Dubbo insulted me for 30 minutes.
how is that a bad thing
Lol
I called it and got a failed call 😭😭
@@Rookie-2552 oof
Did you like it
“Why pay for sex when you can do it for free” -Sargent Johnson R.I.P
Google is Moogle I know I'm taking this deeper but some people need to think about this. Why would someone pay for sex when all they had to do is to ask someone out,take them to dinner, and let things escelate from there. Or just simply have ask to have sex with them (If they are into you of coarse). It's not rocket science its human chemistry. Sgt Johnson knew how it goes.
@@Beau.Official He knew what the ladies liked.
Sergeant Major! YOU USE THE CORRECT RANK WHEN TALKING OR ADDRESSING THE DEMI GOD HIMSELF
Cortana to Chief while looking at a group of blank UNSC marines: "Do you ever think and wonder, "what is going on inside their heads?"
UNSC Marines inside their heads:
Halo SFM is something I haven't even considered for some reason
and I love it
Spockitans omg I love your channel I'm a huge fan!!!!!
Ikr!
Halo SFM porn is even better. It's all over pornhub
we don't talk about that around here smh
Man don't say that shit, this is why The Covenant want to glass us.
1:14
That's straight out of Firefly!
I can't believe my eyes
The ODST though.
The hero of Canton everyone.......
That's exactly what I thought when I heard it
Halo Canon
i shouted when I heard it too!
"If they smell good, and remind me of me, I like 'em!"
*We'll*
*Be*
*Right*
*Back*
1:58
2:40
3:09
God I love Johnson even more now
Laski at the end, *"WHAT* did you say?!"
Roberto spicy weiner torres I don't understand what you are asking.
VaciliNikoMavich i mean subscribe together
Roberto spicy weiner torres No thank you.
VaciliNikoMavich don't forget 343 guilty spark
¿why is he mad?
Late night with Avery Johnson
Hello comrade
"Your momma never loved you and she dresses you funny" is gonna be my new catchphrase
"oh wow it's arbittard" hahaha i loved every part of this video!
Fun fact: That "Ya momma never loved ya and ya daddy dresses ya funny" Line is also a rare dialogue line from Mickey in Halo 3: ODST
That ending was the best part.
"What do you think of the library?"
Well the last time I went, the whole place was flooded.
*fingerguns*
2:57 "Does your junk itch too?"
Sir, that's why he's got Cortana!
*THE SUIT JERKS HIM OFF!*
Australian marines are the best marines.
True true, the American ones die so easy while the Aussies are like tanks
Chips Dubbo is the best marine no question
@@5o1stFilms
ausie male
Black female
Australian female
American male
American female
List of the best to worst
@@theimperialfistsspacemarin3050 I prefer Asians but whatever floats your boat
@@doomfan8603 oh Asians are above american males
"What do you think of the library?"
"THE BATHROOMS STINK- A MAN CANNOT HIT IT"
We'll
Be
Right
Back
RIP Johnson, he was one of my favorite video characters growing up. The old Halo games always had such great side dialogue, right when you didn't expect it.
I need a full episode of a Johnson talk show. Shits too damn funny.
This is actually the best thing ever made. Amazing work!
If I could explain this video in one word it would be "perfect"
Need a sequel. As in now.
NOW!!!
Video is 3:43 long? Obviously a 343 shill ;)
Jason Bourne that's the first thing I noticed😂
"Jesus Christ, it's the Arbiter!"
Ahhwww me gawd!
Isss meh burries!
The light bulb
Buruki Kerman no
*lit blub*
You deserve waaaaay more subscribers than you have right now
It's my birthday today. So why not watch this awesome video.
Jose Ramirez Happy birthday fam! Have an awesome day!
Jose Ramirez it's my birthday too!
Jose Ramirez hey! It's my birthday too! Happy Bday man! I mean, this video is like a present!
Mine's on the 21st, close enough for me!
SRB yooo nice. Sorry for the late reply. Also happy late birthday days to you guys , hope y’all doing well.
"Hey, can I borrow your socks?" True marine right there, knows that clean socks and motrin are what get you through the day
3:00 how johnson died for good. He survived installation 00, but died by the hand of a pissed lasky.
These are perfect
Man, the Marines looked way cooler before 343 took the franchise.
Everything* everything looked cooler before 343, except maybe the chief's armor, the rest they f.cked up.
@ZMan1471 nah Mark VI looks better
@ZMan1471 Iliked a lot H4 and H5 armor, it looks even more like a super suit exlusive for super soldiers that fight aliens, ancient alien drones/robotic soldiers
@@TexMackerson Spartans were made to fight rebels
@@ATP2555ify yes, but let's say that the covenant just say "No."
It took me three years to realize this masterpiece was exactly 3 minutes and 43 seconds long.
Huh, I've only heard like three or four of these before.
MonkeyxMoo35 alot of these are cut lines or bloopers from the Bungie website like 'Halo 4 I get a woman'
Or 343 of these
I heard em all that are in the games
2:03 "I make this look goooooooood." Johnson, you make everything look good, including this video.
Where is ma henry?
“Oh wow, it’s the arbiTARD.”
I wish I was able to hear this in a game
"I don't have a type. If they smell good and remind me of myself, Iiii like em."
-Our favorite narcissist
This. I love this.
If Johnson had his own talk show I would watch it every day non stop
Their eyes are extremely bright.
The “mama never loved ya/entrails extrails” voice was used for Mickey in ODST
I've been waiting for this. Well waited 😂😭
Loving the Knight’s Tale Reference.
I love the Aussie marines.
“...And then that one time Chipps and I- but THAT’s a different story!”
Lol I love this so much dude 😍
Broey I see you everywhere
GDrako Turnover well I do watch a variety of things and comment a lot, that might explain why 😂
this is the best thing ever created
Wow thank you so much for (edit) 115,000 views!
*PLEASE CONSIDER SUBSCRIBING!* If you would like to see more new episodes + other animations
It really really helps if you Subscribe!
You can also check me out on *Patreon* where I can make you *4K Renders* mainly Halo if you so desire :D
www.patreon.com/MetalHeadSpartan
Here's an example of a render I can make!
www.patreon.com/posts/high-poly-h3-by-16744125
Once again THANK YOU for all the support! - \m/
I reckon that if you created this in Halo 3s glory days, you would have been given Recon armor for sure!!
MetalHeadSpartan was the video length intentional?
We really need a second part to this. Sgt. Stacker has amazing outtakes!
Can we please see 2:26 in live action in the new Halo TV show. That would be hilarious
Halo jokes? Kick ass 3D models? Well crafted animation? Nonpoint blasting in the end credits? I thunk this my favorite channel now!
Where were johnsons lines from?
batterysurf I believe they are outtakes from halo CE and halo 2. I think bungie put them up along time ago.
This deserves infinite likes just because you animated these. If they were just the in game captured videos it would be as funny!
CALL 1-800 EAT IT!!! Still makes me laugh until now.
the fact this video ends at 3:43 makes me question somethings. Its too ironic.
Other than thay, fantastic work! Heard some lines i never heard of, and i been here since Halo: CE !
Ohh lasts for 3:43 I wonder why?
Ryan Curcio helioskrill?
Halo Gamer yet no 343 marines
Ryan Curcio k
This is goddamn beautiful and i love you for making this
0:25
*”Your about two seconds from wearing that smile around your ass.”*
1:09 sounds a food delivery line
THIS. STUFF. RIGHT. HERE. IS WHAT MADE HALO GOOD, the grim tone of the game interrupted by a marine who has likely been driven to insanity that says most of these lines.
This is great! This is the kind of stuff 343i needs get behind to bring Halo back.
Also, "I woulda been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence!" I don't recall where he actually says the other half.
2:20 yes you can
The bit about "Killin' a man in a fair fight" at 1:12 is lifted straight out of Firefly. Adam Baldwin played Jayne, and also did voice lines for Halo 3 and ODST (He was Dutch)
0:28 Mission failed
we'll get 'em next time
That was awesome👏👏👏😂 Hey buddy you need to revive this series with Halo Infinite throw sum enemy ones in there too😎
Yo yup that's actually something I've been thinking about! sadly UA-cam has my channel under community strike so I can't upload anything at the moment. Nor monetize.
It will take a month or so to fix it but for now after 5 days upload restriction is over I will have short videos in the works.
@@Metalheadspartan well that some bull doodoo snickers and sucks. I hope they let ya off the hook soon currently playing the campaign now and having a blast. As soon as you load up those new vids Im there broskibidi😎. Until then I'm sure you'll find plenty of inspiration for you new content. Make sure your not breakin any of there stupid rules🤓 good luck😎
Who else actually called "1-800-EAT-IT😂
I didn’t. Who picked up?
@@thecatfather857 it was Chips Dubbo and he insults u for like 1 minute to 3 hours
This video is absolutely gorgeous, I was dying laughing throughout the whole thing.
funny shit is this legit tho with all the soldiers saying these things??>?
Radio Metro yeah legit pulled these straight from Halo 3! With the exception of Johnson who I got from a behind the scenes outtake video posted on the official bungie website ages ago
oh cool haha, love the arbitard one
“I have a feeling we are just here to stop bullets”
Sh*t, he knows lads!
You can't take a girl to the library well it's free lol 😂😂😂😂
Hands down, the best Halo video I've seen on UA-cam in a really long time.
CALL 1-800 EAT IT
I love how you used the famous "We'll be right back" from Eric Andre Show lol. Perfect.
Mkay
I'm pretty certain that's how Chips Dubbo actually is in combat.
Just shit talking in that thick Aussie accent while he outdoes a Spartan in Covenant killing.
I hope they fix the marines in Infinite.
God do I miss the ole comedy relief marines
As do i
Patience is key, let 343 take their time...
I've always loved the Australian voice actor
No one's gonna mention the video is 3 minutes and 43 seconds long?
Ok...
*thinking intensely waiting for a circuit to explode*
The prophecy is true.
* mind blown *
"You can't take a girl to the library... IT'S FREE? Well its not so bad." Im crying laughing
No Halo spartans?
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MetalHeadSpartan WHAT do you mean?
It's shit MARINES say not Shit SPARTANS say
1:11 is a line from the Firefly tv show. Originally Jayne said it and he was referring to the reavers instead of the flood
2:33 my life in a nutshell
I have had Johnson say "Hey Arbiter, I left you a present and I'm walking away."
Also great use of Non-point.
And a marine sing the dukes of Hazzard horn blast.
Amazing XD
2:56 The real reason Chief no longer has his space diaper.
TANK BEATS EVERYTHONG WEHHN
Finally after so many images in SFM someone animates halo!
1:04 sorry
For what?
Oh my god! This is golden!!!
henlo frens
Man this was peak content back in the day
Finally i'v been waiting for this video and it was worth the wait great video dude
Also 3:43 mmm this again
These are actual voice line from Halo?! OMG that's hilarious!
The ODST at 1:20:
"Yep...uh huh.... Mhm... Yea cool..."
Thinks: *Shut up already, we have been sitting here for 3 hours by now...*
*After Johnson's death in Halo 3 he retired and got a new job as a Late-night Talk Show host. Now he works part time as a announcer,leader,super soldier in Halo Wars 2.*
Why can't the Marines in Halo 4 and 5 be this cool this is why the Marines in any other Halo game is supreme but the Australian Marine from Halo 3 is the best Marine beside Johnson