@@jesuscarter4048 women aren’t funny. Very hard to find 1 that tries to make u laugh and it’s actually funny. I’ll say it again if ur question mark wasn’t enough. Women can’t make jokes and stand up comedians who are women genuinely make me sad and cringe. Lmfaoooooo u understand now?💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@@michellep4296 For who? Definitely not for me. I would assume it must mean I'm ugly, but goodness knows that doesn't stop most guys from getting with someone.
This is freaking hilarious. At the same time it's sad there's guys out there in real life just like this with no social awareness and can't take a hint.
It's also sad that there are girls out there in real life that believe that "hinting" something is the same as telling them something. Like you can't just not tell someone something then get mad that the other person didn't understand that.
31 ? Girl you still look 20 🤩 jackie ? Like jackie chan ? You're some kind kung fu queen haha, can i get your number ? Can i, just drop it real quick 😂
@@labonitagatita3241 It's a blessing to grow old. If you are not aging you are dead. So keep your edgy comments to yourself. No wonder nobody likes you such an ugly character and personality
Reminds me of the junior college I went to. There was a small round about in the middle of the quad that had paths to all the buildings, so a lot of people would go through it. But stuff like this would happen all day, so a lot of the girls I know would never take the short route through the roundabout because they didn't want to have to deal with stuff like this.
Hey Doc, I want an investigation into DBF(DolphinButtfuck). I don't know whether to lmfao or shake my head in disgust. I am laughing at my dumb-ass for not noticing it.
@@johnnytsunami3558step one is don’t admit that you’re by yourself! You are always waiting for someone, even if he’s a gay guy bff some guys only back off if they feel like there’s something “equally matched” to check them. Step two, as a woman, at least 90% of us know how to pick up on a girl that needs help or saving. Most women won’t intervene outright in the case of awkward (but consensual) flirting, but pretending to recognize another woman and getting distracted by “catching up with them” will bore/scare most creeps, and you’ll have someone else to keep an eye on you. It does work with guys too, but it’s not guaranteed. Not because they don’t want to help, but because they don’t hide confusion as well women do (generally speaking; my place of work has some outstanding male patrons that go Dad mode to protect my younger coworkers and it’s amazing) Don’t ever straight up leave a tense/creepy situation unless a staff member or trusted person is watching you walk to your car. Don’t abandon any drink (even water!) without dumping it or having a friend hold it. Also, generally speaking, horny men do the OPPOSITE of respecting women, so pretending your bff is your girlfriend tends to make them even creepier. They will 100% beg if not demand that you make out in front of them to “prove it”. If you do have a bad bitch girlfriend, don’t be afraid to shut him down but just be aware that pervs get off on *just about anything*. Including being told how gross and pathetic they are. Sorry for the time gap and length in the comments, I just can’t help but to share some self-preservation instincts that I’ve developed over the years. The moral isn’t to not trust men while endlessly trusting women because anyone who does that will get fucked, but at the very least you want a witness.. Cause if something bad were to happen, it helps to have accurate details which is hard to remember if you’re in panic and/or being attacked. Let’s all hope that it doesn’t come to that though!! To hopefully add a lighter note, my bff and I talk about barking in intrusive people’s faces because there’s no way anyone is into that. As in barking like dogs, performed by two different women who have big hounds/pitbulls so they are deep and annoying af. We haven’t had to do it yet, but when you don’t have any options, acting completely absurd is usually enough to make anyone reconsider even saying another word to you. In other words, you *freak them out* for a change!
my name is Ivonne, it is a French ass name- dunno why my Peruvian mother chose it, I wasn't allowed to watch MADTv as a kid so being called "my lil croissant with cheese" or being told to "work that up do" had me so confused until I finally saw the sketch and life made sense
1) Nothing will ever top this skit 2) How on EARTH have you gotten away with that channel name and what are your secrets to defeating the UA-cam overlords??
Guys this has been out for like 9+ years and I’ve only know for half the time that “darell” was played by a woman xD I dead ass originally thought it was a Dude. Bruh this woman is a legend 🤣 spot on
Who is here rewatching it in 2024? 😅
Me lol 😂
I watched this 11yrs ago and it’s still funny. It should’ve gotten more than 1M views by now 😅😂
me
As long as dudes keep asking women for their number
Me 😂
When you come back in 2022 and now you’re a full grown adult laughing at this masterpiece again
Ayyyy same
Saw someone comment on a different video “ma lil croissant” and i had to watch it again
🤣🤣🤣💯
Thats exactly what I was thinking
💯😂😂😂
"The back of your head is ridiculous" 😂 yes. I miss those days
Ridikulus
japanese schools restriction makers be like
@@army4chair345 ???
This the only I approach women. 😂 😂
As a kid I thought it was funny because of his facial expressions but as an adult there are so many guys like this. They NAILED it
you actually mean her
@@godlevelkaleb I meant all actors on this scene
It's not a man, but I get what you mean
@@misse94 she’s playing a guy
realy, i've never met or been around a dude like this. maybe drunk 21;year olds at a club or something
And to this day I still say “my lil croissant”
Saaammmeeee! 🤣
lol I still say “work that updo”
Same that’s what my girls name is in my contacts 😂
Me three! Haha
Yeppppp
“You think a man can’t handle the regalness of an updo” 😂😂😂 gets me every time
Owwwwn that ponytail! Work that updo! 😂😂😂
OK there Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly
@@luisacampoverde every time lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 same
I can't believe it's taken me this long to realise Darrell is played by a woman. Fantastic sketch.
Nicole Randall Johnson. Never knew a women made me laugh until I came back and read this was a female. Crazy life lmfaooo💀
@@ryanreynolds773 ?
@@jesuscarter4048 women aren’t funny. Very hard to find 1 that tries to make u laugh and it’s actually funny. I’ll say it again if ur question mark wasn’t enough. Women can’t make jokes and stand up comedians who are women genuinely make me sad and cringe. Lmfaoooooo u understand now?💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@@jesuscarter4048 it's true most women aren't funny. But this is old school mad TV they had many talented members males and females
Wait do you’re telling….THAT is a woman?
Whenever someone thanks me I still say in my head "Yeah, you are WELCOME"
Same! LOL
Meeeee tooooo😂
I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool
I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool
“Grace Kellly” gets me every damn time😭😭😭
Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly
it's the 2 sniffs that does it for me.
for me, its WHATS YO NAME DELICATE 😂
When you saw this first and assumed it was an exaggeration but now you're 29 and it's just walking to the shop 🤣
How many comments have u made on this? Trust me no one is doing this to ur passed around ass, u aren’t as special as u may think💀💀💀
SERIOUSLY
this is just every day
Can I have your number??
@@michellep4296 For who? Definitely not for me. I would assume it must mean I'm ugly, but goodness knows that doesn't stop most guys from getting with someone.
The quality of this upload is ridiklus.
That's exaclty what I was thinking. Madtv in this quality? Wow ahaha
The biggest mistake she made was revealing that she didn’t have a man 😂😂🤦♀️
Yvonne: No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Darrell: _it's free real estate_
Doesn't stop many of them though lol
Some of them will still keep trying smh 😅😅
But for me I would DEFINITELY say I don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend 😀
"So you can't have friends?" The response every time 😮💨
who remembers being shook when they found out darrel wasnt played by a guy
Yes and this always scared the crap out of meeeee!!! I’ve seen guys like this! Just thirsty😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
WHAT IS LIFE????
Yeah now that you said that you can see the woman trait and hear the girly voice
Who did think that was a guy and not a trap?
🤯 mind fn blown
"Is he hefty?" LMAO
"Is he coming back? 👀" 🤣
Is he tall ?
This is so funny until you actually experience it.. but I still love this skit
Umm. Yeah. Why don't you give me your number girl and we can talk about your umm.... experiences.
Every guy at my work is like this lmao. They nailed Darrell.
@@Poodle_Gun uhh so, can I have yo number? Can I? Can I have i'?
@@Poodle_Gun my whole life I've run iinto these weirdos 😭😭😭😭 this skit is too real
Shouldn’t be fine, blame yo momma
I asked my soulmate out by quoting this, but he'd never seen the skit which honestly made it funnier
That's adorkable 🤣 and I do not use that word! Well you obviously started off on the right foot, good for you
🤣 respect
I hit my husband up with this and he started going my names “my names Darryl it’s spelt like Darryl” 😂
We need more of that! Have fun with the one you're interested in! Love is FUN
The guy in the background not helping at all is also very accurate
Feminist begone
@@machobandzsavage281why do you care so much? Do you feel threatened?
@@ClaraWeirdoMiss stuff your mouth and go obey a man
@@ClaraWeirdoMiss As a woman, I also cannot stand the victim mentality of "feminists."
The regal-ness of a ponytail. WORK that up-doo. Who thought that up? Lol..
"My name is Daryl, it's spelt like Daryl, but pronounced Darelle" 💀💀💀
“The back of yo head is ridiculous!” I quote this to this day
It's 2024 and I'm still laughing at this skit. It's fucking brilliant 😂
This has honestly aged like fine wine. I never realized how many people acted like this until I grew up!
I wish they made more skits with this Darrell 😂
They did
ua-cam.com/video/-KgFZhGT26w/v-deo.html
Has there ever in reality EVER been a guy in a suit and tie alone in the theater reading a news paper waiting for the movie to start?
When movie theaters were a brand new thing i think it happened.
You would be surprised.
If your getting off work and want to stop and watch a movie
Yes, me. About a month ago in fact.
Smartphones weren't a thing yet lol 😆
Had to lookup the only mad tv skit I’ve ever seen in my life after I had a randommmm flashback about CAN I HAV YO NUMBAAA?
Here to support your flashback three years later bc a flashback led me to watching today
Wow, I remember sooo many quotes from this and I haven’t seen this in years 😂 I’m dying
When he takes a sip and open his eyes I die LOLLL
he went on full predator mode
Can I please have a time stamp 🥺
3:50
When he start crying, the audience ain't laughing hard enough 💀💀💀 that part hilarious
This is freaking hilarious. At the same time it's sad there's guys out there in real life just like this with no social awareness and can't take a hint.
can't take a hint, and when your blunt get offended like you personally attacked them.
It's also sad that there are girls out there in real life that believe that "hinting" something is the same as telling them something. Like you can't just not tell someone something then get mad that the other person didn't understand that.
Years later this is still HILARIOUS
@@seniorshakingmyhead.2239 can i have your number?
Still a better love story than twilight
I still say "Yeah, you are welll-come" to this day. 😄
my teacher showed us this in class when talking about consent 😔
I remember almost everyone had this video up on their Myspace page
I saw this when I was about 20 now I'm already 31, still funny as hell 😆🤣
31 ? Girl you still look 20 🤩 jackie ? Like jackie chan ? You're some kind kung fu queen haha, can i get your number ? Can i, just drop it real quick 😂
You OLD
@@labonitagatita3241 It's a blessing to grow old. If you are not aging you are dead. So keep your edgy comments to yourself. No wonder nobody likes you such an ugly character and personality
@@labonitagatita3241nobody still wants you. It's a privilege to grow old.
These two ladies are seriously hilarious... then and now
the best quality of this video uploaded on youtube. thx
Daaaamn that’s some beautiful ass red hair. Can I have yo numba?!
“What’s your name delicate” 😂
The “so listen.” And the dude in the back reading a newspaper in the movie theatre got me 😭.
How is the crowd so DRY this is GOLD
I think they made them stay quite
@@jasminelopez9711You are beautiful
Do your thing miss shallot, Yvonne shallot!!🤣😂🤣😂
Never ever gets old. I laugh every time.
So many people still don’t know this masterpiece it’s embarrassing
The first video I’m watching in 2023. A classic ❤ Goodtimes 😂
Who brings a newspaper to the theatre?
It was the 90s I guess
Sean Bennett I live in a town where it’s not uncommon for three people or less to be in a theater.
There are five people
Well six if u count the girl walking in at the end or the camera man
Gene Shallot
Ka-son (Nicole Randall Johnson) is actually sooo beautiful in real life
My croissant
A tako brought me here
Same here
Our cultured Tako
Same
indeed
Just found out today Darrell is a woman WHICH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER. Nailed it
He's almost about burst out in tears.
I will never be able to just innocently crave a croissant without coming back to this.
I remember being 16 dying from laughter watching this. Where are those days now
Still hilarious 9 years later 🤣
Reminds me of the junior college I went to. There was a small round about in the middle of the quad that had paths to all the buildings, so a lot of people would go through it. But stuff like this would happen all day, so a lot of the girls I know would never take the short route through the roundabout because they didn't want to have to deal with stuff like this.
A tragedy in 5 words 😂
This has always been one of my favorite skits.
This and Bon QuiQui really bring me back 😂
Having seen this many times before, the first 40 seconds are much more hilarious when you're familiar with the character.
This is hella accurate lmfao
I thought this wasn’t going to be funny watching in 2024 but it’s still gold 😂😂
the accuracy is sickening
That’s the whole point of why the male character is played by a woman.
That's cool and all but can we talk about how the uploader's name is "DolphinButtFuck"
Hey Doc, I want an investigation into DBF(DolphinButtfuck). I don't know whether to lmfao or shake my head in disgust. I am laughing at my dumb-ass for not noticing it.
@@thereilneid2868 lmaoo, gotchu
"Take care, alright!.... Ah luhh yuhh"
A better romance than twilight
Shut up
Hell yeah, this is just as funny as I remember! Classic
I realized, after ten years, just now that Darrel is Ka-son, a woman.
Just found this out about Nicole Randall Johnson!! Dang, the acting skills are on point
Ina sent me here
“What’s yo name delicate?” 😂😂😂
Watching in 2024 😂
This cracks me up, all the time!!
How did she not laugh 🤣😂🤣 he would be the best co-worker to have at the drive thur 🤣
They need to bring back MadTv
Pulled Off the air in 2024 😂
The prison break ad at the bottom was perfect
Ka-son played Darryl (pronounced Darelle) so well! 🤣🤣
MadTV deserved better, wish it was still on 😢
This shit had 9th grade me in a chokehold 😂
Can i .. *sniff sniff*
CAN I HAVE IT 😭
this never gets old
yeah that part is way too hilarious..... he sniffs her so he doesn't forget he scent lol......
My mans got a newspaper in the theater 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
Bahahahaha this will never get old 😂
back to watch this comedy gold 2024 LOOOL this gen now is too sensitive for such jokes.. miss the 90s and early 2000s
One of their best-ever!!😅😅
Bro this is so hilarious everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol I love that video… after too many years, here I am cracking myself up…
I got it, but…. Can I have your number? Can I have? Can I? Lol lol
The way I remember all the words to this still 😂
A priestess for the ancient ones lead me tp this knowledge. It is wonderful.
Man, I have been in that kind of situation before 😐😂
how do u get rid of him lol
@@johnnytsunami3558step one is don’t admit that you’re by yourself! You are always waiting for someone, even if he’s a gay guy bff some guys only back off if they feel like there’s something “equally matched” to check them.
Step two, as a woman, at least 90% of us know how to pick up on a girl that needs help or saving. Most women won’t intervene outright in the case of awkward (but consensual) flirting, but pretending to recognize another woman and getting distracted by “catching up with them” will bore/scare most creeps, and you’ll have someone else to keep an eye on you. It does work with guys too, but it’s not guaranteed. Not because they don’t want to help, but because they don’t hide confusion as well women do (generally speaking; my place of work has some outstanding male patrons that go Dad mode to protect my younger coworkers and it’s amazing)
Don’t ever straight up leave a tense/creepy situation unless a staff member or trusted person is watching you walk to your car. Don’t abandon any drink (even water!) without dumping it or having a friend hold it. Also, generally speaking, horny men do the OPPOSITE of respecting women, so pretending your bff is your girlfriend tends to make them even creepier. They will 100% beg if not demand that you make out in front of them to “prove it”. If you do have a bad bitch girlfriend, don’t be afraid to shut him down but just be aware that pervs get off on *just about anything*. Including being told how gross and pathetic they are.
Sorry for the time gap and length in the comments, I just can’t help but to share some self-preservation instincts that I’ve developed over the years.
The moral isn’t to not trust men while endlessly trusting women because anyone who does that will get fucked, but at the very least you want a witness.. Cause if something bad were to happen, it helps to have accurate details which is hard to remember if you’re in panic and/or being attacked. Let’s all hope that it doesn’t come to that though!!
To hopefully add a lighter note, my bff and I talk about barking in intrusive people’s faces because there’s no way anyone is into that. As in barking like dogs, performed by two different women who have big hounds/pitbulls so they are deep and annoying af. We haven’t had to do it yet, but when you don’t have any options, acting completely absurd is usually enough to make anyone reconsider even saying another word to you.
In other words, you *freak them out* for a change!
This is brilliant 😂 True to life.
my name is Ivonne, it is a French ass name- dunno why my Peruvian mother chose it, I wasn't allowed to watch MADTv as a kid so being called "my lil croissant with cheese" or being told to "work that up do" had me so confused until I finally saw the sketch and life made sense
Can I have your number? You’re like Papas a la Huancaina to me. Can I have your number. Can I have it! Please? Can I have your number.
I love that NP had this happen to her to do the character.
Nicolle Randell played him
“My little BRIE”
I cant believe thats a chick
Umbra you can tell it’s a girl even the voice
It's Nicole Randall Johnson
1) Nothing will ever top this skit
2) How on EARTH have you gotten away with that channel name and what are your secrets to defeating the UA-cam overlords??
God dam years later this still kills me!😂
That sniff though 🤣
Guys this has been out for like 9+ years and I’ve only know for half the time that “darell” was played by a woman xD I dead ass originally thought it was a Dude. Bruh this woman is a legend 🤣 spot on
I've been watching this for at least 6 years and only TODAY I realized that it's a woman!
This is one of the funniest videos ever
Always gotta come and watch this to get a good laugh 😂
My favorite skit from madtv
"I luh you" 😂😂😂 Thank God she never gave the number.