@Electric Wallpaper, I think I spent 30 or 40 wishes to get Ganyu and I didn't even get a 4 star character, meanwhile, when Xiao released, I thought I'd try for the hell of it. Got him on my first try. I am happy, but I would have enjoyed some Coco Goat. :D
When Jei was looking for the specific mountain, I kept going “kage just turn around, kage turn around and look towards Liyue Harbor from Wangshu- KAGEEEEEE 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭.”
From someone who's been farming the anemo domain for like almost a month searching for a anemo set hat with crit DMG i have the right to say: *It doesn't drop*
I once got stuck plunging just like that with Dad, even got some achievement from that lol, but he somehow managed to get out of it without needing to die haha
- Walnut officially confirmed - Kage uploads new video perfect day. you love to see it (GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE PULLING ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE STILL 50-50 LIKE ME)
Jei I love your videos! You always brighten the day and Im very grateful we have you! Honestly the content you do is clearly different from most of the content for genshin, I love how you always be havin fun with the game.
Just wanted to say that I love your channel, I started watching because of a Genshin video that got recommended to me a while ago. Since them I marathoned your NG+ Code Vein videos and had a blast, listened to them while replaying CV since seeing you struggle through it reminded me how much I loved that game. I love how deep you get into the games you play, like going solo through bosses and such, it’s rare that it feels like someone really enjoys the games they play. Really hope your channel explodes, your videos have such an earnest and fun energy to them! Hope to see ye at 100,000 soon!
It took me like a week to get good artifacts for Xiao, I'm still using 4star cup and flower on him cuz they have better stats than 5star ones of the same set :")
I was on the latest stream and all I caught was the "Jen Kate" incident and I dunno what happened after 😭 sorry Jei my man, my phone died. Btw nice vid as always, and have a good day kage!
Fun fact about “xIao✨” When xiao does his ultimate and he says “TEAR, CRY, WORTHLESS” He’s talking about himself
Awwwwwh 🥺😭
Why does he hate himself that much?
*at least that’s what I think-*
😭
NOOO POOR XIAO 😭
Nuu poor baby :(((
That’s not fun
WHELP
"xiao's luck is cursed"
*you and I arent so different after all...*
We're all cursed now
When is Xiao gonna join Benny's Adventure Team?
@@snorp6781 The Bad Luck Bros
Title: Xiao’s luck is cursed
Everyone: *didn’t know my name was xiao but ok*
WAS ABT FO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING, WORD TO WORD
@@Jeikage is that a Hu Tao emoji!? It’s so cute
Me with amazing artifacts roles when I finish a domain oh god tree bless me gets nobless oblige goblet geo damage bonus zhongli be like for me
Looks like Xiao is all set for a future career as a pole dancer if the whole demon slaying thing falls through.
*Uh oh*
dont do this to me XD
Is it even possible to have luck in this game? Mihoyo?
Mihoyo: *looks away*
*Speak clearly into the mic please*
@Electric Wallpaper you clearly work for Mihoyo
@@Firefox-rd5jz no he use all his luck for this year
There's actually luck in this game. I got both xiao and Keqing after 25 pulls each on their banners
@Electric Wallpaper, I think I spent 30 or 40 wishes to get Ganyu and I didn't even get a 4 star character, meanwhile, when Xiao released, I thought I'd try for the hell of it. Got him on my first try. I am happy, but I would have enjoyed some Coco Goat. :D
The way Jei says "xIaO~" makes my horrible day wonderful immediately :)
❤
xIaO
One of the most basic laws of physics is
"The day Kage posts a new video, that day shall be blessed"
🙏🙏
laws of the universe and everything*
When dainsleif appears.
*kage holding xiao: “I don’t want to play with you anymore
He'll do that when hu tao appears
AAAahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
👏🏼One👏🏼 can👏🏼 simp👏🏼 for👏🏼 multiple 👏🏼ppl 👏🏼
let's see LOL.
HuKage
Engrish be looking hungry for some waifus
shrimp
No
I thought I banned you
Engrish is too strong to be banned
With hu tao days away, the simps are at peak strength
When hu tao comes out, you better do a vid with all 4 polearms.
HMMM
@@Jeikage wait you go hu tao emotes too! Keqing thought Ganyu would be the biggest enemy, but she is not ready for Hu tao
Hutao Xiao, Xiangling Rosaria
@Renuka borgaonkar nah he uses that legendary wooden shield from Venti's story quest.
@@Jeikage so when that video dropping bro?
Seeing that viridescent flower in the thumbnail gave me flashbacks, that domain is nothing but pain for good artifacts
Pain and suffering..
@@Jeikage Thats the only Domian I've gotten good artifacts from.
all artifacts domains are pain and suffering. Especialy pyro domain when you need crimson witch artifacts and its throwing at you lawa walker.
Sees Xiao spinning infinitely
Me: *XIAO, BABY NOOO!!*
😂
"Dad's shield is way to broken for you to pentrate me."
-Kage, 2021
Perfect
FACTS
@@Jeikage exactly lol
@@ambiibambiivideosXD how to get these???
@@n0nenone gotta be apart of his Anbu.
@@ambiibambiivideosXD :(
2:08
*I am the drill that pierces the heavens!*
Or the ground
Rhongomyniad XD
Kage never puts Japanese voices because his scared of Xiao's panic attacks
10:46-10:47
Noelle really went “Disappear”
GONE
2:10
Abyss mages always hit you when you don’t want them to, but when you actually need them to they say *nope* lol
Such is life
Since Walnut’s trailer dropped, I would like to know how Kage feels.
*YES*
@@Jeikage ah, yes, i feel *YES* too
I too feel YES about the Hu Tao trailer
@@pigaboy9153 You, Jen 🤝🏼 me, Frappe
Feeling *YES* about Walnut
@@Jeikage Understandable, have a nice day
Kage gonna demonstrate Hu Tao appreciation when she's available
you know I want to try that down spear attack glitch thing with rosaria when she comes out for.... research...
*Keep me posted*
Nun at day,stripper at night
Hahahaha
Watching Kage go all over the map for the rockery chest when it was literally straight in front of the inn xD
Is it called Schadenfreude?😂😂😂
I tried
@@Jeikage It’s all we can ever do, innit?😋
Yep, Schadenfreude
As I’ve said to my friends before “I’d throw my bra to Xiao if I could but I know he would throw it back at me in disgust.”
LMFAO WHAT
PLS WHAT
Tbh, that's fair.
Kage: *posts*
Me: my satisfaction is immeasurable and my day is improved
Xiao stuck on rock platform
My brain starts play: somebody come get her~
1:23 xiao be teaching how to pole dance correctly
He got the moves
@@Jeikage yea he do has the moves but not like my first keqing I got yesterday
@@Jeikage yes, yes i do
Jeikage: "Finding this mountain is impossible."
Also Jeikage: *has the mountain right in front of him as he says this* 7:34
Jeikage: I touch the Rim, I touch the Rim
Me: okay bro I wont judge, I wont judge
I’m so proud of our village. Seeing Hu tao in the comments. Kage would be proud. I know it.
I am very proud of my ninjas
When Jei was looking for the specific mountain, I kept going “kage just turn around, kage turn around and look towards Liyue Harbor from Wangshu- KAGEEEEEE 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭.”
From someone who's been farming the anemo domain for like almost a month searching for a anemo set hat with crit DMG i have the right to say:
*It doesn't drop*
*I have finally got 2 viridescent pieces just for xiao-*
Hope the grind wasnt zzzzz
I see this man has already forgotten
Dainslief
Dainslief "I thought you would miss me?"
Xiao in the beginning: I shall be a ✨stripper✨ and ✨pole dancer✨
Jeikage: we’re is this chest?
A few months earlier
Jeikage: oh snap luxurious chest!
Kage: *Looking for the treasure described by the decor*
Me an addict: Stone Gate
Jei: Xiao please set aside your bad luck
Xiao ✨: we don’t do that here.
You can say the *Karma* dosen't love Xiao😂
KEKW
"xiao is probably my favorite male character in the game right now"
dmitri-sama: *betrayal*
I once got stuck plunging just like that with Dad, even got some achievement from that lol, but he somehow managed to get out of it without needing to die haha
i love the zelda music in the background haha
- Walnut officially confirmed
- Kage uploads new video
perfect day. you love to see it
(GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE PULLING ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE STILL 50-50 LIKE ME)
GL
@@Jeikage thank you kage
Title: XIAO'S LUCK IS CURSED
Me: My luck with Hu Tao will be cursed (is on 50/50 roll)
GOOD LUCK
@@Jeikage not even rolling, bc i dont have the primos XD but if i were to, i would have the 50/50 sadge
kage your videos bring joy to my days 🥺
when you took venti out my happiness went up 100%
The fact that Jiangxue used to have a vision still shocks me lol
I like the timing of him saying it is impossible while the exact place is visable in the distance
I was having a bad day, Thanks Jei for turning the frown upside down
Jeikage: Maybe today's the day things turn around.
Me: *glances at the title* nope
Jeikage has joined the Hu Tao profile picture squad!
Kage whenever I hear you say “What is up my ninjas?” it makes me so happy :,) anyways keep up the lovely work and take care!
Welp artifact hunting with my Xiao.... and boy the luck is.... something... when I try kequing it ain’t any better I wanna cry I was so close
Jei I love your videos! You always brighten the day and Im very grateful we have you! Honestly the content you do is clearly different from most of the content for genshin, I love how you always be havin fun with the game.
7:33 "This is impossible man" Is staring right at the spot
I like the way you think, "Now, If I was a Precious Chest, where would I hide" lmao
Everytime Kage says "Daijoubu" my mind starts singing I'll Fall- Bo en
"something something Daijoubu you know your life is still wonderful"
Kage: *can't wait for Walnut*
Rosaria: Am I a joke to you?
0:10 the way he pronounces "XiaO~~~" LOL
xiao spun so fast he dematerialized.
Farmed 4 hours today : got two 4* artifacts its a sad day 😐
RIP
Farmed what?
@@awesomelalo5125 lol don't know.. seriously
Tweeted Jei about the damned chest and winces as I watch him derp around the wrong areas XD
jei: xiao is my favourite male character
me, a childe simp: b-but what about-- what about big brother?
Just wanted to say that I love your channel, I started watching because of a Genshin video that got recommended to me a while ago. Since them I marathoned your NG+ Code Vein videos and had a blast, listened to them while replaying CV since seeing you struggle through it reminded me how much I loved that game. I love how deep you get into the games you play, like going solo through bosses and such, it’s rare that it feels like someone really enjoys the games they play. Really hope your channel explodes, your videos have such an earnest and fun energy to them! Hope to see ye at 100,000 soon!
When Hu Tao comes out, the four polearm -dancers- in Liyue is complete
the fishing dude might be the yaksha that went missing, hes always facing the sealed dragom thing under that tree.
Damn xiao's poll dancing right 1:44 there
I always get happy whenever you upload👍🏾
Day 2: I announce that Jeikage is the Best Waifu(I have no idea how to do the day things consistently)
Me neither
kage playing with venti this episode is cracking me up hes so hyped
This was the best start of all of your videos
The stream where Kage read my comment about his mic fading was so special to me...
It took me like a week to get good artifacts for Xiao, I'm still using 4star cup and flower on him cuz they have better stats than 5star ones of the same set :")
Xiao showing off his poledancing skill with that infinite plunge attack...
RIGHT AS I WAKE UP
yo GREAT way to start the day lmao
Genshin Impact: Has a beautiful OST
Kage: Uses Kakariko Village OST
The way Jei pronounces "Liyue" is freaking hilarious. Lee-woo-woo 😂
Kage:" I think xiao is my favourite male characters now"
Dainsleif: 👁️👄👁️
This Guy needs to get more subs like 100k and i enjoy it and his voice reminds me something but i forgot
7:35
Kage: no way it’s actually here
Also kage: looking directly at it
Please this domain took so much resin that I've made my peace with Xiao using off set 🥲
He got the song back in STEPPIN ON THE BEACH DORO DOO DOO
Pov: you said you want a good noelle in the start of the game
I was having a boring evening and seeing best kage and best boi has made it better, thank you. Enjoy your weekend😁
i really wanna play with this guy lmao
I was on the latest stream and all I caught was the "Jen Kate" incident and I dunno what happened after 😭 sorry Jei my man, my phone died. Btw nice vid as always, and have a good day kage!
This is why I hate that artifact domain because *it keeps on giving me maiden sets* 😠🤬
I CLICKED FRICKing FASTER THAN HUTAO COMING HOME
So never
DATS PRETTY FAST
@@dhiaa9082 Yeah probably with my luck and always getting Mona my mona is c3 rn 😔
stab dadame bad luck
Yoo I just realized the way Jei Called Venti at 13:10 and the way Venti responded is sooo cleannn💯✨
Just noticed that Kage changed his profile picture from Keqing to Hu Tao xD
The geoculas is missing and he had to meet dad for a quest in a video he made.
"I haven't been here before."
Jei i appreciate the effort to solve the quest on your own. I didn't even try tbh i immediately Googled it
All that for a luxurious chest.....you really are determined for something like that
Venti is the chosen! Also Jei..Hu Tao! Our Walnut is coming!
"Liwuwu"
Me: alrighty then
I have no idea what I'm watching rn, but it's extremely entertaining so I shall continue to do that
I just got keqing today and I think you helped me because I've been watching you on repeat lately 😂😂💜💜
jei : gets stuck plunging
me : lucky
Kage being Kage being amazing
✨xIao✨ doing the infinite plung attack is actually him doing the lil nas x pole thing
Kage, while you're preparing for Hu Tao, dont forget about Rosaria ~
Xiao's luck is cursed since the staff of homa the xiao users put on him will be given to hu tao once she comes out
It was always for her
8:10 Kage! Maybe you should keep climbing up the mountain 👀