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GANYU HAS A THICC PROBLEM.. - Genshin Impact Funny Moments! | Genshin Impact Ganyu Gameplay 2021
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- Опубліковано 12 січ 2021
- GANYU HAS A THICC PROBLEM.. - Genshin Impact Funny Moments! | Genshin Impact Ganyu Gameplay 2021
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Cmon jeikage you gotta pick a side is it Hu Tao, Ganyu or Keqing 🤔
Why not all?
Every girl is best girl
@@deyash4602 except amber, she is best lighter
why not all of them?😏
@@furtun6419 shut up man..
just shut up..
Hi Tao-
Edit: naw it’s huntao
2nd Edit: ack it’s Hu-Tao
Fun fact Ganyu is a workaholic and in her last character trailer she mentioned she hasn’t slept/rested for 25 hours at least while it was still morning when we went for a stroll, she worked so hard that she collapsed often , mentioned by the inn she stays in and by Yao Yao. Ganyu is voiced by the Voice actor of Kanao from Demon slayer .
Fun fact: In the archon war Ganyu was almost eaten but survived because her hips were too wide. She has been so embarrassed that even Rex Lapis pitied her
@@kimdongwon9782 Really?
@@kimdongwon9782 is that fr?
@@zhekhai3147 yes
@@kimdongwon9782 that is nice
"healthy body, healthy mind!"
says the cocogoat that barely sleeps
She needs to understand work/life balance. In fact all the waifus have this problem.
@@fawkesandhound The ones that I can name are Noelle,Sucrose,Jean,Keqing and Ganyu
Maybe Ninguang
@@fawkesandhound "I'm all for work/life-balance, but I think this is pushing it." - Keqing after standing still for under a minute
"stop procrastinating lol" - Keqing when you afk for like 1 min
@@fawkesandhound It seems Mihoyo thinks overworked = waifu material. It happened again with Ayaka and Kokomi. It's why I like the guys more. They have much more diverse backstories and personalities
I got Ganyu and Jean in the same banner, giving me the double overworking waifus of Genshin impact.
ooo i got jean too!!! in this banner!!! and eventually ganyu.
Me too. Jean in pity then ganyu in my last 10 wish
I got ganyu and Mona
Woah i did too! I got ganyu, then jean, then ganyu, then mona, then ganyu. So many waifus, so little time
i got jean a few days ago then i got ganyu and keqing yesterday. all three of them are lvl 35. my world level is 5. i will be passing away for legal reasons- 😔✋
Let's all remember that there are atleast 5 more regions to come, Jei's gonna have a problem sharing his love in the future
6 there is also khanrea
Jei already passed that arc, he’s just conquering at this point
@@castergilgamesh1778 I don’t think that counts as one of the seven nations.
Right I keep forgetting
Rip my ssd
@@dogarmy6188 its still another region though lol
Can't wait for Jei to do her story quest and see his reaction to a poor Fatui boii being attacked withou doing anything bad but picking berries 😂
@FBI yeah now I fell bad throwing a meteor on him
Is he really just picking berries though?
We've been bamboozled by the Fatui twice, or thrice if you'll count Signora's shenanigan back in Mondstadt, already
@@DrunkCocogoat He's just a lonely retired boi picking berries, that's all.
@FBI hmm yes, but she also made that same mistake in the first place when she said she sensed the cryo dude has evil intent (i forgot if that's what she said, but that's the gist of it)
It was just her being rusty from being away from work too long though xD
@@DrunkCocogoat He is just picking berries, it is fairly interesting that Mihoyo decided to add in this little detail that actually seemed irrelevant to the whole story quest. Expecting the Fatuis, or at least part of them and the Tsarita to end up being gray instead of black, especially after so many hints Mihoyo has given here and there that the Tsarita's goal is actually just.
Jei: “Frienship ended with keqing, now ganyu is my main”
A few months later "Friendship ended with Ganyu now this new ninja waifu from Inazuma is my main"
anyone know how he makes keqing smile?
@@wakilahmed5847
We're still confused on what your saying. The only ninja character from Inazuma is Sayu, who is a child.
@@fourtwentysixtynine3400 I’m disgusted.
@@fourtwentysixtynine3400 Look at what you said but slower "Offensive jokes"
Getting Ganyu was one of the best decisions I've ever made.
should I roll for her? I’m already at guaranteed pity and I don’t know who to roll for
@@usernametaken7007 Absolutely yes, being op and game breaking aside, she's cute as all hell. And that is what truly matters in the end.
@@robertsx2a176 what about Zhongli? He’s a good support.
dope profile pic homie. I got the cult logo tatted on my forearm
"I have a built-in Himalayas"
-Jeikage
"Shes so beautiful, AND she's sleepy,this is the perfect combination" -Jiekage 2021
I see u kage
Day 16 of reminding Jeikage that he's a wonderful person and wishing him luck irl and in-game
The panzer strikes again lol
Nice
noice
@@PrinceEthanVlll lmao
@@reborn9641 link? From discord?!?
Meanwhile-
*Keqing sharpening her sword in the darkest room in Dawn Winery*
The timing when Kage says “stop sleeping woman, I’m talking to you” and her animation is priceless. Thank you for another amazing video!
MY NINJA HAS ASCENDED
😤
"add extra apple sauce"
lol dude im joining your village XD
"Happy bird day timmie"
kage sounds so happy talking about ganyu, it makes me smiling the entire video
5:03 Ganyu is a vegetarian and Some people use her to deal with the Pigeons in front of Timmy, one shooting them, Nice waifu to hunt pigeons.
I think she vegetarian bcs she is a half qillin
@@yihanzheng3071 She is watching her diet very carefully in general because she's embarassed about being too thicc in the past (sugar, snacks, etc.).
The vegetarian part comes from being half-Qillin, which are vegan mythical beasts.
I baked her a bunch of pancakes because I can't forcefeed her all my usual meat-based ress foods when she inevitably dies because I suck at playing archers 😂😅
Vegetarians can still eat eggs, right? And cheese? My NRE menu setup should be cocogoat friendly I hope
@@yihanzheng3071 nah. she was a qillin which led her to be a vegetarian. However, she mentioned that she had eaten meat thanks to how drooling it was. haha
and she was awfully insecure when she rememberred how fat she was + how embarrased the moment when a dragon was choked thanks to her hip
@@yihanzheng3071
No, her story says she's a vegetarian because she's a qilin
ganyu:"ACCESS DENIED"
Said it better than the guards at my school when i get there too early
09:43 "Donjon" is dungeon in french lol 😂
whelp lol
@@Jeikage Btw, I like the way u say "Donjon" XD
I'm sure it's all donjonbu
@@Jeikage Bro your donjon bit had me in stitches. Keep up the sick content!
@@ShapeshifterOS isn't that what a dungeon basically is.....
Kage keeps askin us ninja's how we doin, bout time we ask him back... How u doing Jei?
Amazingly tired
@@Jeikage do a sleep your important to us!
@@Jeikage Just like Ganyu, damn Kage you just got her slow down with the night activities
@@Jeikage you can take break
Jeikage unleash the sleepy.
the fact that you pulled for c2 ganyu without doing her test run.... a true harem protagonist. RESPECT.
Kage: *simping for ganyu*
Ganyu : Access Denied
13:10 Ganyu, in the trailer you said you haven’t slept for 25 hours, and continue strolling for work till nighttime and still want to work(an extra 12 hours almost) so that kinda explains why your so tired every time, Healthy body Healthy Mind!
10:40 this missed shot actually hit someone lol, that cracked me up.
Ganyu: *Releases*
Kage to every other waifu: I don’t wanna play with you anymore
Ganyu has become my favorite character and favorite character to play in less than 24 hours. She's so insane and fun!
3:28 "That's a nice back. Well, no reason to use Noelle no more" rip Noelle 😂
Ganyu trying to fulfill the Cocogoat Position with the bell on her neck
Kage, as a self proclaimed ganyu main, I feel the overwhelming need to tell you, that ganyu is an S++ tier hunter. Tier 2 charged attack can kill fish by just shooting the waters surface, and you can use it to clear out timmys pidgeons, too.
hardcore player : Waifu is not better than meta
Ganyu : waifu *IS* meta
Ah, that feeling when you 1-shot something with Ganyu for the first time.
1st time I deployed her I took a headshot at a Hilichurl, then I:
-looks at her level (32)
-looked at it's level (66)
-looked at the chunk of missing HP
-said "is that even legal?"
She's beyond broken. She's so broken she breaks the 4th wall. She's the MC now.
"cRyOu AmBuUuRr" "OnLy SuPpOrT eVeN At C6"
She's so much more than that. CocoGoat came to stay
She scales with crit dmg and her base attack is the same as Diluc’s. With the cryo set and resonance buffing crit rate she hits like a truck. People who thought she was support were delusional.
Uhhh she need Amos bow for bigger damage tho 👀
@@chimergo6501 lol no
Obviously a 5* weapon will make any character stronger, but a strong character is strong even if it doesn't have a 5* weapon (and that's Ganyu's case)
@@smolaether I mean, she is *also* a support, she works great as both support and DPS
Since her ult can have 100% uptime she is basically the best cryo applier for any team with a Diluc or Bennett as main DPS
@@smolaether well, she _is_ a support
It's up to you to choose whether she supports your main DPS with her ult or supports your livelihood by murdering anything in sight
“Access denied.” **middle of a battle**
I love this.
Chaterine: add an extra apple sauce
Jeikage: I've never felt so good
8:50 as long as there is waifu being dubbed or with lined with languages, all LANGUAGES ARE WAIFU LANGUAGES
Ganyu is so cute! She really does have a beautiful design even in her attacks, also I didnt think she could be good dps :0
(oh my God! that last song is from the Tempest!!! :D)
Regarding her design. I wish she had Ribbon or some other hairtie for her ponytail. The way it is now it just sticks together like she hasn't washed herself for months and the grease prevents the hair from falling naturally. It's disturbing me the more I look at it.
2:00 Ganyu's really good for fishing actually. Her charged shot's AoE can hit fish and make them drop as items
been waiting for this video ever since yesterday
Ganyu: *Gets shot in the back*
Jeikage: And I took that personally
9:38 I won't be able to sleep if I don't point it out... They're ankles.
I told myself I didn’t need Ganyu... but I think I need Ganyu.
thanks man. that was wholesome. I pulled her and gave her my very first crown and i rly love her. you have just fun playing nothing like other creators out there. thanks man!
4 Times in a row now I start my computer and open UA-cam to see a Kage video uploaded like 1-3 Minutes ago in my feed. The Force is with me.
Jean...Jebaited
Keqing Outdated
Hilichurls One Shotted
Long Have we waited
Ganyu Activated!!
Jei: Announces Newest member of the harem
Keqing: *gasps* i'm in trouble
Ganyu's story made me feel a lot of things bc there were some elements I could defo relate to
I love the part of her story where explain she choked a monster to death because she was too thicc
'Look at all that calcium"
God, i think i laughed too much at this xDDDD
Kage "happy birthday Timmie."
Timmie "you killed my friends..." 😢
I swear her aim shot does more than my 200% crit dmg keqing with lion's roar on her ultimate.
KAGEEE i just want to let you know that while i was watching this video i pulled in the Ganyu banner and... I GOT HER, dude you're my lucky charm
I am so glad that the "Elected to lead, not to read" joke had now appeared multiple times on your episodes. I feel blessed.
Pov you see a cocogoat charging a colourful bow at you
Keqing is crying in the corner with Jean right now 😔
not even 20 seconds into the video:
“look at all that KALSYIIIIUM”
my man, you got yourself a new subscriber.
Me and my sister didn’t really like Ganyu at the start because of the horns, but now, when we saw her idle animation, we both fell inlove
You know it’s a new season when the outro’s character and soundtrack changes.
This is exactly what ive been waiting for, another Jeikage vid!
"Adding extra apple sauce!" hahaa Don't we hate hearing that from her everyday already?!
"I can summon Himalaya in command now ?"
and here I am calling her ultimate a "Disco Ball"
Jeikage, thank you for the laughs!
I cant wait to see your reaction to Rosaria when she's released
Keqing somewhere in the distance "These isekai MC ain't loyal!!"
Yo Kage, that challenge was seriously hard, so the fact that you beat it alone was really impressive. Keep up the good work man.
Mr Jeikage pls bless my summons so that I can get my first five star
bless me too
i bless both of you, 2 weeks later
yes yes yes, great job buddy!!!
Let’s not forget it check if QiQI and Ganyu have an voice line with each other, Cocogoat supremacy.
"I was elected to read not to read"
-Jeikage 2021
People HEAVILY underestimated ganyu because she was basically a cryo amber🤦♂️🤦♂️
I got ganyu and a xiangling constellation when I rolled too omg
“I’m being drafted” I couldn’t stop laughing
We have officially entered a new ninja era! changed the profile pic, the ending music and the waifu, love the videos, Jei!
Actually you don't need to aim at enimes when your bow is in the second lvl where it summons ice shards
Qiqi finding the Cocogoat when?
Honestly, if I ever see Ganyu charging an arrow at me I'd gladly die knowing her face was the last thing I saw.
“Ganyu has caused enough growing today”
I see what u did there-
Notty notty
Ok teach me the ways of the kage, how do you get 30k+ on every shot I can't get mine above 12k
Probably lvl 20 artifacts + good & upgraded weapon
@@gilroyscopa i got all that except a lv. 4 bow sooo... idk I think he did something crazy with his artifacts, probably roled for insane substats or smt
@@wansper9297 Yeah, probably. Just focus on Atk% , Cryo% or critRate/Damage. My own build for her won't be finished for another month or two. Takes time.
It took over 8k primogems that I've been saving for... well way too long, but I finally got my very own cocogoat this morning. I've never been so excited for church to be in session
Does anyone else get happy when they see Jeikage using the same weapon you use for Ganyu? Cause now all I hear is that "Ahah, I do that..." Vine in my head.
Jeikage: Does it break the fire shield faster?
Water element: I'm about to end this mans whole career!
Ganyu's back: *exists*
Noelle: finally! A worthy opponent OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
I'm so glad I got Ganyu, and that she came out when she did, because she's very amazing. She also gave me a birthday voice line ^^
3:29 stop, looking, at, my, back!
(XD)
When Keqing smile she looks like she got pressure. That is straight up tsunerdre right there!
Ah here comes the new season of Jei's Kage Adventure. Damn i love this anime
*plays her story quest thingy*
She's an office worker...
*Stares at an excel sheet and a code editor*
Uuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh
"add an extra apple sauce" will probably be what I hear from Katherine forever.
So glad I became a ninja, thank you jei for making quality content for us ninjas :)
I know that feeling of utter shock over not knowing what to do, because you just want to do everything with Ganyu. I felt it after getting over the sheer joy I felt after getting her with free to play gems, probably the first five star I actually cried over but I don’t care. She’s going to be my main cryo forever and I’m glad other people are getting her too. Coco-goat forever. 😭
11:28 Did Kage just make a frickin Fate Carnival Reference??? I love it
Jei: "do u ever wanna do something but your standing there paralyzed like: WHAT DO I DO??? ???"
me: *yes jei.*
Been waiting for this video! You make awesome content, Jeikage, nothing but a lot of respect from me
0:01 I like how he used a gif of someone waving bye to say hi
Is this... quality content? Impossible! This kind of magic hasn't been seen in ages!
(By that I mean god damn why is your content so good)
Kage, you're not the only one, don't know what it is, but those ankle ribbons make me weak!
Look he is the traitor that started the video with THE MAIN WAIFU felt that bro. Amazing video tho my ninja
"Add an extra apple sauce never felt so good."
MAN U JUST TICKLED ME TO SUB AND SMASH THE BELL ON IN AN INSTANT WHILE IM WHEEZING.
Don Jon is a word. It's a secure room at the top of a tower where you might keep a prisoner captive. It's where the word Dungeon comes from, though that happened after they started keeping captives in catacombs.
"happy birthday timmy".... I lost it lol.
Fun Weapon Facts:
Equipping the Prototype Crescent, makes Ganyu do monstrous snipe Crit damage (So aim for them weakspots!)
Equipping the Recurve Bow will give you Self-healing which makes her gain self-sustain.
Eula can be built (Artifcacts that boost fire dmg) via an infusion team to deal melt/reverse melt if you have C6 Benny and then Leave Benny's field and swap to Ganyu immediately. Eula can be built this way with any Partner Elemental Infusion Character. Candice is another example, Eula can be built with Hydro Artifacts and Ganyu can Freeze doing the same "prep".