The Condescension Song - Homestuck Animation
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2012
- EDIT 5.25.16 It took another two years to get a quarter of a million views, but holy cow. My first ever animation has reached 1 million views. Thanks so much for continuing to view this thing after 4 years of it being on youtube, everyone!! I love you all.
EDIT 3.20.14 Alright last edit till this gets a million I guess. 3/4 of a million views? THAT IS FLIPPIN' CRAZY. Thanks for being rad, you guys. Please check out my more recent animations to see more Homestuck with better skill!
EDIT 2.9.14 AND HERE WE ARE LADIES AND GENTS AND EVERYTHING INBETWEEN OR OTHERWISE. The 500,000 milestone. I never thought I'd see this day. Y'all are awesome, thanks so much continuing to view this animation 2 years later. (Also, 2,003 comments. That's a lot of emails I've gotten.)
EDIT 9.14.13 DAAAANG 400,000 VIEWS. I'm amazed at you guys. What should I do when I hit 500,000?? Upload a new animation? Maybe...
EDIT 5.3.13 GEEZ! 300,000 views! Thanks guys!!!
EDIT 12.9.12 WOWZA 200,000 views! Thanks so much everyone!!
ORIGINAL SONG: broadwaykarkat.tumblr.com/post...
Go give her credit and praise!
EDIT 8.12.2012: NOW WITH CAPTIONS!! To answer the question on a lot of people's minds, yes, she says "yaoi." Yes, he says "suck my dirk."
EDIT 7.15.2012: OH MY GOD 100,000+ views??? I don't know what to say!! I never imagined that my first ever flash animation would get this much attention! I really appreciate all the feedback and positive messages. Be on the lookout, I have several more animations planned!
My first full Flash animation is finally finished! (I love alliteration)
Thanks for all the support, you guys. I didn't expect so many people to like the WIP! It definitely helped motivate me to finish. I love you all.
TUMBLR LINK: thatonegirludontknow.tumblr.co...
ORIGINAL SONG WRITER/LYRICS: berryciesta.tumblr.com/post/17...
My art tumblr - / thatonegirludontknow
The Condesce - Zanney Sperber.
Dirk - tindeck.com/users/Bezbozny - Фільми й анімація
![[S] Karkat: Be a Fanboy - Broadway Karkat](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sP_ps92Krw0/mqdefault.jpg)
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I like to think that for the first half of the song Dirk is silently planning his rap.
more than likely
Hannah Tarshis yeah
0:44 I GOT SOMETHING! Ohhhh this is gonna get her i know it
THAT IS GETTING ME!
Probably
I wish the Condesce was this sly and slick in canon, she seems much more brutish and direct. Like Meenah. Wait, she *is* Meenah, isn't she. Well then.
Well she's dead now
Do you reelly think that because a lil´ stab the Condesce will die?
Didn´t you see that Gamzee is almost impossible to kill?
And now imagine that but worse... much worse...
There you have a theory ´boat Hiveswap :3
Lol
@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec I think, that Gamzee couldn't die only becouse he is the Bard Of Rage, someone, who passively destroys confidence in anything and the ability to not-dying is just a un-godtier power of his titel, not the feature of his blood 🤔
@@artistsshadow2954
I had forgotten this even existed, lmao
Well, seems like my past has found out where I live now, goddammit I gotta change my address once more, this is the 2nd time this week
But to be honest I don't even know as much as I knew before about the classes and shit, but he was a Bard of Rage, wasn't he?
I'll throw you one, no biggie:
He is a bard filled with rage, right?
So he sings death metal everynight when nobody's listening, just to get rid of any bad vibes he may have
But the night of the incident he can't, ergo, the bad vibes linger and accumulate, so that's why he ends up killing everyone in the meteor and after
So, there you have it, do whatever you please with this magnificent theory o' mine, and I wish you a good day
Edit: Grammar's a bitch
She was pretty slick in taking over Earth in B2 without an army to back her.
all the kids at my school are saying "DAMN HER HIPS DON'T LIE" I'm over here just like "Damn dirk"
Dirk is sassy gay friend.
You get kids at your school who know Homestuck? Wow.
onehalfotaku yeah thats not fair
Then im like "Their both hot what the fuck"
Little does she know that Dirk is Lord English's teenage frienemy.
Okay this is great but
I like how the queen can't just walk like 15 goddamn feet in the beginning
+Chud Butt I started crying laughing at this comment. WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
Well it does reduce time if you think about it, and it is a cool effect. I just thought it was funny.
I mean it kinda matches her personality in all honesty.
XD didnt notice until now
lol so true
ikr X3
"news flash pinky, I'm the brain."
Oh my god, that's perfect. The best part is that is totally something dirk would say!
MrLegendofLP I almosted died when he said that line
They're pinky and the brain, pinky and the brain- one of thems a genius, the others insane-
am I the only one who read it as "the condensation song"
I did, too. And I was like, wwhat.
Okay i thought i was the only one
+Popcorn i love your name
+Kankri Vantas and karkat and me
Vriska Serket me
Feferi, this is your ancestor.
Let that settle in.
Five years later, after Meenah overheard, has finally stopped fangirling.
greenland what do you mean?
The royals calm down overtime, neenah nicer than this glubber and fef is way nicer than meenah
During "his yaoi" my aunt looked at my phone screen. Right at that point.
XD NUUUU
I'm so sorry X0D
Dave Sprague
Did you make it out alive?
Hi just checking in if youre still alive
@@mike-zq1jt yes I am
So much sass Dirk.
So much sass...
"All humans have this blood colour."
"Then I guess all humans should die."
...
Me: DIIIIIIRRRRK!!!! D:
*is now DeAd*
Way to go Dirk
dirks pose at 2 minutes confirms him as the sassy gay friend
this is really cool. considering how much work animation is, if someone makes a whole 3-minute long animation, they deserve one step of gratification than a high-five and a pat on the back. like, a massive "nice job" card.
i
hey, i got a "like" from the content creator. that's a first, if not confusing considering how old the comment is.
The quality of the animation is very meh. If it was a fully coloured, well and fully animated animation it would deserve a clap, but this doesn't. The reason its seen as good is because a lot of people liked it.
I should be asleep but instead I'm watching and enjoying Homestuck spoilers.
I know right sleep is overrated homestuck spoilers are better
*****
I GOT INTO IT ONLY A FEW MONTHS AGO OK--
Anyway I'm in the retcon timeline now. Most recently met character was Jasprose.
Mia Jones SamE
What happened before this:
Jack, CD and DD: KIDNAP THE ALPHA KIDS
BEAT 'EM WITH A STICK!
LOCK 'EM UP FOR NINETY YEARS AND SEE WHAT MAKES THEM TICK!
KIDNAP THE ALPHA KIDS
CHOP 'EM INTO BITS!
EMPRESS BETTY CROCKER IS SURE TO GET HER KICKS!
yes, THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE!
CJCroen1393 If someone made a quality audio of this, I'd totally animate it.
(I promise I still animate sometimes. Just not for months at a time.)
if my friends or I had some audio equipment we'd submit it gladly, but equipment costs money :(
I really want to record that with some of my friends, but i'm not sure as to who we could voice, I was thinking Feferi and two others but I don't really know who
I just thought about it a bit more and I think Jade, Jane, and either Feferi or Meenah would be pretty kick ass for it
"I guess that means that you all should die then."
Me whenever someone eats the last piece of cake.
fandom member markiplier quote eh? nice
Karkat Vantas I don't trust cake after the whole Betty crocker drama....
Karkat Vantas
Yyyyep.
Cannon Dirk/Dave voice!
FUNNY SEEING YOU HERE.
Caitlyn Baker e-e
Why is it that im only just now realizing this is a parody of the Oogie Boogie song from the Nightmare Before Christmas?
wtf I didn't realise it until you pointed it out wtf
+Bridget Coleman no when heard the tune I realized it. .3. im a big fan of the movie. >3
I noticed it right away because I've been listening to the evil Wheatley song for too long :P
+John Egbert me too
woah mind blown
this new comment format gives me a headache HOW DO I EVEN REPLY I JUST... WEEPS
I KNOW sdfghjkjh
Omfg, yes. Why make it soooooooo hard.
i know right! i hate it
Lisa Collins That's what he said X3
...
It was so long ago why is it still stuck in my head
right ? 😭
HER EAR SIZE IS INCONSISTENT AND IT BOTHERS ME
puppysrock015 YEAH, ME TOO. TRUST ME.
That's a fin not a ear
THE MEMORIES HOLD ME IM SPIRALLING
AHHH NO YOU HOLD ME ADMFUVHBH
M Jackson AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dirk got so much sass
sassy dirk is the best thing ever xDD
okay this song is so catchy and I am addicted but.... am I the only one who wanted to wring the Condescention's neck every time she threatened Dirk? Not to mention when she pushed him against the wall
+Cecilia Phantomhive No, i wanted to stomp on her hair for what she does to (my poor little baby)
IKR. ;-; I would do something harsher. I'd cut off all her precious hair with a power saw
Cecilia Phantomhive aww give her a bald cut
Yesssssss
your profile picture is great like its so wonderful
Is it just me, or does Dirk's voice sound just like Robin from the original Teen Titans, not the Teen Titans Go thing.
Kalypso Katasaros It's the same voice actor in both the original and new Teen Titans series. The whole cast is the same.
Oh whoops. I'm still an idiot.
+Kalypso Katasaros (Artemis) What got you confused was that Robin in the original was wayyyyy more collected alot of the time, while the new one constantly screams XD
Speaking of voice actors, did you know that Greg Cipes (Beast Boy) and Ashley Johnson (Terra) have voiced more then just Teen Titans together, and that each time theyre in a relationship? First was SRMTHFG! as Chiro and Jinmay respectively, then Teen Titans, and their latest in Cartoon relationship has been on Ben 10: Alien Force onwards, as Kevin and Gwen respectively.
This is a great concept! I'd love to see a newer version of this animation!
+kaygirl2016 Ha, thank you! It would be pretty fun to re-animate a clip of this with all the pizazz this song deserves. Maybe someday!
And eyelashes.
@@thatonegirludontknow when day
I sense kismesitude...
Xelipho kismesissitude actually.
Nononononononononono
Stefan Brockelbank [Student] AOFKWPDK OMFG
I really do be listening to this in the year of our lord 2021
I came here after so many years after hearing the original Oogie Boogie's Song for the very first time. My stupid ass always thought this was an original song, not a cover. Imagine how shocked I was hearing 'a homestuk song' in 2022 lmao. Still great animation btw
He has birthing hips
The Condescension reminds me and looks like my language arts teacher, just a little bit older. WHY
How has nobody commented on Roxy's face at 2:46??? I died a little on the inside, in a good way-
Damara Megido Hahaha! FINALLY!! After 3 years, you are the only one to comment on it. I remember being so proud of that Roxy face. Thank you.
thatonegirludontknow I knew it! I've watched this video a million times already and I just now realized nobody had commented on the Roxy face before.
I needed that laugh, thank you. XD
Damara Megido I noticed that but I assumed people already commented that. THE COOL KIDS CLUB.
OMG I just noticed XD
I like Jakes face better
2:35 Looks like someone wants to get RRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPED
when i was young i got this song in a weird way i forget how but it loaded my mp3 with viruses from hell and thats the reason why i no longer have an mp3 player
+Equus Bellator Apex Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
You actually commented this within minutes of me accidentally downloading viruses from a sketchy scanning software. But I have no excuse because I am an adult. (The viruses are cleared now because of my techy boyfriend, thankfully.)
2:36 the mean-ah dersite queen
the meenah dersite queen
*_T H E M E E N A H D E R S I T E Q U E E N_*
OH NOOOOOOO
"Every human has this blood color."
HGC: ....
*....*
Took her a bit to process that
Y
DOES THIS
REMIND ME OF DISNEY
PLZ LET ME NOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES DISNEY
Because it's a parody of oogie boogie song
Oooooohhhhhhhh no wonder
I actually heard a song and I didn't know what it was and you helped me thank you XD
It is 2020. Why am I here like it’s 2013 again.
Is nobody going to comment on that DirkJake pic? Like hot damn.
"he's anime he's yaoi I don't know which is worse" THEY'RE BOTH AMAZING!
That line and picture effectively killed me, I just lost it and started screaming "OMYGOD BUT IT'S ACTUALLY TRUE SOMEONE HOLD ME" amidst unstifled laughs.
I think it's yummy.....
wow this comment does not age well
@@cassieehard2813 I was 13 when I made this comment. I agree it really didnt lmao
jlw 104 damn I wasn’t expecting you to respond, how’s it been? life going good? I hope so :)
I headcanon the Condescension and Meenah's voice as Nikki Minaj
if dave is just nearly shorter than condesce then condesce must be much smaller than i thought
When do we meet condense?
thats dirk not dave
She was leaning over him the entire time I'm pretty sure that if she stood up straight that she would be at least a good foot taller than him
Is anyone else just thinking that dirk has put all of the humankind in danger?
meh, she would have found out anyways after punishing enough humans.
I love how when it says "He's anime" it barely flashes the picture but when it say's "He's yummy" it lingers on that picture for at least twice as long.
Hahaha!! Out of 483k views, I think you're the first to point that out.
My dad got upset that that lingered so long, eheh...
By the way, she actually says, "He's Yaoi" :')
"you cant restrain the strider bane cos news flash pinkie im the brain"
omg a pinkie and the brain refrence. yes
Dirk
Is not
Amused.
At ALL
Dirk is pissed
+somber Tastmanian she's threatened his.
I literally had this stuck in my head for so long today, but I knew it wasn’t the original version, and I was so confused as to why I couldn’t find it
I guess I really can’t get away from home stuck
The pain of recognising a song while not being sure where you first heard it, only for you to suddenly be bitchslapped by broadway homestuck flashbacks halfway trough
//fef: hes anime, hes yaoi, i dont know which is worse.
Me: oh fuck no... no you just did not...//
((same except that's not fef...))
If anything that is Meenah.
I know it is the condesce but if you are going to assume it is anyone else you would assume Meenah before Feferi.
T)(at's not me....
***** ***** // tecnically It's the meanah that didn't Fail\\
Holyyyy shit. i now understand this video! i watched this way before i even knew what homestuck was. everything makes sense now ; - ;
says dirk. logic?
John Egbert Dirk? nah im another dave from all that weird time shit the real Dave did. I use Bros account though cause who the fuck has the time and effort to deal with google+ Bs. Plus im from a timeline where shit dont go down. not that i would know that of course, because that has not happened in my timeline. wait, what? what am i even saying
dirk, I mean dave, what are you trying to say?
Omg same with me! XD
Dirk Strider 4LPG4 CH1LDR3N C4K3 SOUNDS YUMMY. . .
Condensce: Time to turn you into dough.
Dirk: all humans have this blood color.
Condensce: I guess you should all die then!
This is too catchy, man. Two years later and I just started singing it in the shower
The amount of sass in this was overwhelming.
You did a great job with the Condesce, she feels very powerful to watch.
Lol Dirk is like "Bitch, get out of my personal space!!!". Also, thank you for making that yaoi picture stay longer than it should have. XD
Dirk: You like to think you're the mastermind? Well, I'm alive, so you're behind. Me: Bitch, don't tempt her.
The condesce sounds like coraline's other Mother
0:47 tho
Like Condy is being all confident and Dirk is just
"Yeah yeah, I'll still kick your ass."
dirk is my spirit animal in this.
but
'He's anime, he's yaoi'
yep. dirks all that and more.
fuck!!!! I'm re reading Homestuck so im going thorough the fan works too. omgggggg, this shit is great!!!!! im embarrassed but i genuinely loved this stuff when I was DEEP in the fandom! thank you for keeping this up, I love it!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT HAS IT BEEN TWO YEARS ALREADY
Jake English No, my friend.
It's been three.
***** I... drew it?
Okay, so, I actually sang this for my drama class... And they loved it! c:
I am 800% on board with this Batterwitch voice being canon
Aaaaaah, this is so fantastic!
Omigosh, i found it again!
i watched this right before i started reading homestuck and it encouraged me to read it all the way through.
i am so happy right now that i know who both of them are! before, i had no idea.
thank you so much for making this, i love it and i love you for posting it!!!
thank you so so so much!!!!
bad to say I'm starting to ship Dirk and the Condescence... in the spade quadrant of course
Please make a new animation soon. I absolutely just love everything about this video.
This is amazing! You seriously deserve the attention this is getting! :D
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
>:0 SO FUCK1NG COOL! >:]
i KnOw, rIgHt?
Gamzee Makara Hey Gamzee need a pie?
nightimegamer57 mOtHeRfUcK yEaH! :oD
Gamzee Makara'Hands slime pie' Enjoy!
nightimegamer57 (noms violently) *eats like a gentlesir*
Why... why does she look like a transvestite? Is Gamzee hiding under that suit? HUSSIE ENOUGH WITH THE PLOT TWISTS.
Ikr
I honestly wouldn't put it past him.
wow, you are an amazing animator!!! good job!!!
Everytime I watch this, it's great.
That's fantastic news, as I'm planning on going to AX sometime in the future!! You GOTTA make sure you let me know if you're gonna do it for sure. I would probably be so excited I'd pass out to see someone performing my animation live. And the singer, Zanney, might be there as she lives in the area!
throughout the entire video Dirk looks like he could really less give a fuck.
OMG this is awesome!!!
Hey, 1 million views! Congratulations :D
(This is awesome, btw)
So close to 1mil.....Congrats!
... Is that sarcastic or a mistake?
+Colorora Idek xD
Do I...
Do I ship it?
Yes
All the ships.
All of them.
Yes. Yes I do XD zootopia anyone?
Anything's possible with quadrants.
Old comment, I know.
SnakeHasCake :3 i black ship it
Yes.....Just.......Yes!!!!! Me and my friends MUST do a live action version!
Okay, words cannot express how much I love this.
Did anyone notice that Dirk still has full range of motion with his arms? Man, the Condescension is really lacking in the "chaining people up" department...
Oh my god I love this video can I like hug you or something?
I make it a point to watch this every day, at least 5 times. It's just so effing good! :D
Only recently finished Homestuck.
This is officially my favorite thing to come from it.
2019 gang this is still amazing
he says “newsh flash”
This will always be beautiful
I love this omg
Jack doing jazz hands is the best
I’m still incredibly impressed by this video, considering it was made in 2012
GUYS THIS IS ONE OF THE VIDEOS THAT GOT ME INTO HOMESTUCK BLESS THIS
this is fantastic
When I was new to Homestuck I thought it was The condensation
I keep laughing at how she's like "I guess that means you all should die then."
The pose she did as she said it too XD
lol omg im crying lol lol dirk lol every human has this blood color lol
This is TOO perfect
DIRK LOOKS SO SASSY IN THE THUMBNAIL I LOVE IT
0:41 Yesssssss!
EEEEEEEEEEE sooooo cool!!!!!!
The voices for this were exactly as I'd imagined the actual characters, you guys are part❤
coming back here from 2012. this video was the one that got me into homestuck. first homestuck video that I saw actually.