I Was Murdered...

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  • Опубліковано 28 січ 2025
  • Today I attend my own funeral. My audience sent me in comments to be read out at my funeral. They were not nice. Subscribe.
    Full Vod Here: @James Marriott VODs
    Edited by Matthew
    Recorded live on Twitch: / jamesmarriott
    Main Channel: / jamesmarriott
    Listen to Bitter Tongues here: ingrv.es/bitte...
    Spotify: open.spotify.c...

КОМЕНТАРІ • 297

  • @alisonmonrocq1698
    @alisonmonrocq1698 Рік тому +688

    RIP James Marriott. We loved you. Your meows gave us strength, your music boosted us, your gaslighting will be missed.

    • @crybbyjinx
      @crybbyjinx Рік тому +11

      he never gaslighted us

    • @AshStay_
      @AshStay_ Рік тому +12

      What do you mean he would never gaslighted us? 😁

    • @alisonmonrocq1698
      @alisonmonrocq1698 Рік тому +10

      @@AshStay_ of course, gaslighting doesn't exist

    • @b4stard_sweet
      @b4stard_sweet Рік тому

      no it wont be. youre insane

  • @Joys_blueyez
    @Joys_blueyez Рік тому +1118

    We need a stream of James reading compliments 😭

    • @queenboo7360
      @queenboo7360 Рік тому +18

      can we please get this?

    • @Kora_1337
      @Kora_1337 Рік тому +9

      OMG YES.

    • @VelvetPerIGuess
      @VelvetPerIGuess Рік тому +45

      Please no pookie wookie poopy bear doesn't deserve much mediocrity

    • @Kora_1337
      @Kora_1337 Рік тому +13

      @@VelvetPerIGuess I'm crying 💀

    • @Davetherave3154
      @Davetherave3154 Рік тому +17

      Damn that would be a short stream... JUST KIDDING Love you James 😂

  • @chopsticksp5826
    @chopsticksp5826 Рік тому +373

    RIP James. He always knew how to make our days worse

  • @applestone7580
    @applestone7580 Рік тому +116

    RipMarriott, our favourite comfort streamer. He will be missed dearly by everyone he has known.
    (GAY SUIT)

    • @avabelcher1271
      @avabelcher1271 Рік тому +5

      Here I fixed it.
      Rip pookie, the favorite discomfort streamer. No body will miss him. I'm glad he's gone.
      (GAY SUIT)

  • @holuim121
    @holuim121 Рік тому +262

    James you never fail to make me cry

    • @MayaC-x4o
      @MayaC-x4o Рік тому +11

      he will always be the worst parts of my day

  • @ellamayjuice
    @ellamayjuice Рік тому +62

    "James" was an amazing man. It's so sad that he "died" back in '99, at the hands of "Schlatt" R.I.P King🕊

  • @RippedBarney
    @RippedBarney Рік тому +274

    you know its a fucking horrible day when james uploads.

    • @MayaC-x4o
      @MayaC-x4o Рік тому +13

      😭

    • @churd9258
      @churd9258 Рік тому +2

      Tf what's with the just avosultely unnecessary direct attack?

    • @thesilliestofbillys
      @thesilliestofbillys Рік тому

      @@churd9258for the funny

    • @churd9258
      @churd9258 Рік тому +1

      @@ilincanaftanaila6591 yea I know it's a joke. Just imagine making videos for an audience you've grown and these are the type of jokes you get and read.

    • @sarchiba
      @sarchiba Рік тому +8

      ​@@churd9258I mean, I don't think people should be rude either, but he kind of plays up these kinds of jokes himself

  • @moonsshadow-gp6kk
    @moonsshadow-gp6kk Рік тому +38

    RIP James I hope you find peace wherever your gonna go cuz you sure don’t have it here

  • @thechillace6737
    @thechillace6737 Рік тому +52

    I wish I was able to say something for this stream. I'm so glad I found you Jimbo, you have helped me with my depression and anxiety and I appreciate you so much. You're music has resonated so much with me. I hope I can meet you at a gig someday. Keep up the great work king thank you for everything you do for this community.

    • @Lana_ra1n
      @Lana_ra1n Рік тому +5

      L
      Sorry I didnt mean it❤He helped me to

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 Рік тому +4

      @@Lana_ra1n im gonna be insanely honest, i was about to say the exact same thing lmao

    • @Lana_ra1n
      @Lana_ra1n Рік тому +4

      @@coco-pops8116 i know, we all have the same humor (james fans)

    • @coco-pops8116
      @coco-pops8116 Рік тому +4

      @@Lana_ra1n WE HAVE BE(CAME) ONE!!!!

    • @Lana_ra1n
      @Lana_ra1n Рік тому +4

      @@coco-pops8116 HELL YEAHH

  • @Notcooldude6969
    @Notcooldude6969 Рік тому +3

    “I’m straight” my honest reaction: you seem like that kind of guyyyyy to play me tonighttttt

  • @auvbwrey
    @auvbwrey Рік тому +70

    You know it's gonna be a good day when James uploads

  • @asherthecow7344
    @asherthecow7344 Рік тому +39

    I love your content, James, and you make my week thank you

  • @sagesgrapes
    @sagesgrapes Рік тому +45

    Rip big fella, still sorry I made that TikTok of you crying. Fly high🕊️🕊️🫶🫶✨✨🫡🫡😢😢😢🪦🪦🪦

  • @gretamuza1249
    @gretamuza1249 Рік тому +4

    R.I.P. even now he's layin', slayin' and decayin'

  • @Lixxylulu
    @Lixxylulu Рік тому +4

    5:37 HELP THE VOICE CRACK

  • @Unluckylad1
    @Unluckylad1 Рік тому +12

    RIP James, gone too soon… he will be missed but his dumpy will be missed even more

  • @catsarebetter64
    @catsarebetter64 Рік тому +8

    james needs to read more confessions, but all of the confessions are all tied around his songs

  • @Go0py_go0berz
    @Go0py_go0berz Рік тому +8

    Rip James, you made me feel better than I am
    Fly high king 😭🕊🪶

  • @thirstyforh2o
    @thirstyforh2o Рік тому +15

    RIP James Marriott. May you continue to gatekeep and gaslight in your next life, girlboss.

  • @thatcloveplant
    @thatcloveplant Рік тому +1

    james would be speechless at his own funeral, he'd be dead

  • @kitty-sy5dx
    @kitty-sy5dx Рік тому +22

    james never fails to make me sob❤❤❤❤

  • @mapelflapjacks
    @mapelflapjacks Рік тому +4

    Rip James. Such a good man. We will miss the unflattering camera angels.
    Don't make fun of me I'm dyslexic

  • @lysphiii
    @lysphiii Рік тому +4

    Its like sometimes I can still see him...fly high jimbo🕊️🕊️

  • @RyleeHall-nt9wh
    @RyleeHall-nt9wh Рік тому +5

    Can't wait for the edits of James in a suit

  • @TYLER_MY_POOKIE
    @TYLER_MY_POOKIE Рік тому +4

    U know its a good day when james was live 2 mins ago.

  • @IIILLGTMMFSGILLGTMMFSB2344
    @IIILLGTMMFSGILLGTMMFSB2344 Рік тому +1

    ONE MINUTE AND TWO SECONDS IN AND I HEAR
    "sometimes i just gotta remember im packin' thunder"
    PLEASE???

  • @lcvealwayss
    @lcvealwayss Рік тому +3

    LMAO MY COMMENT WAS PAUSED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN 9:12 “IVE GOT BIGGER ARMS THAN YOU AND IM A MINOR AND A WOMAN”

  • @Bigdog36743
    @Bigdog36743 Рік тому +9

    Congrats James!

  • @avery1208
    @avery1208 Рік тому +2

    no because Jim actually looks amazing in the suit

  • @lamija..c
    @lamija..c Рік тому +12

    It's like I can still hear his voice..😢

  • @andri-k2q
    @andri-k2q Рік тому +2

    IM OBSESSED

  • @Lexi_ye
    @Lexi_ye Рік тому +3

    Just got ran over but can't stop the James Marriott Grind

  • @TheCurley
    @TheCurley Рік тому +5

    Rip James, he always managed to make make me feel uncomfortable.

  • @Aurora_Lightbringer
    @Aurora_Lightbringer Рік тому +1

    The tragedy of James Marriot ended similiar to Amy Winehouse.
    Both had one of their best songs hint at their tragic demise.
    Amy wouldn't go to rehab, whereas James could not slow down...
    Now he is dead, he has slowed to a stop. RIP Jimbo.

    • @PinkYelloMonkey
      @PinkYelloMonkey 5 місяців тому

      I love how this implies that he was in a car crash or something

  • @whoissimi
    @whoissimi Рік тому +1

    rip james wish i could have heard u bark one last time

  • @milqy6945
    @milqy6945 Рік тому +2

    i KNOW this was inspired by the smosh funeral roasts and i love it

  • @UnNormalSoup
    @UnNormalSoup Рік тому +1

    It's like I can still hear him! RIP🎶✨️

  • @artiSBtic
    @artiSBtic Рік тому +4

    R.I.P. James, you might be missed. Low chance though.

  • @thelostdaisy3539
    @thelostdaisy3539 Рік тому +2

    RIP Marriott, he will be missed by literally no one o7 o7

  • @ron.c0re
    @ron.c0re Рік тому +1

    rip james walk low 🦆🦆

  • @skvll.andstarss
    @skvll.andstarss Рік тому +3

    Rip mister Marriott, our favourite i comfort streamer. He will be missed dearly.

    • @zafkat
      @zafkat Рік тому +3

      *discomfort

    • @skvll.andstarss
      @skvll.andstarss Рік тому +1

      @@zafkat it was meant to say that😭 for some odd reason I tried saying uncomfort and it auto corrected😭😭

    • @zafkat
      @zafkat Рік тому

      @@skvll.andstarss I mean if anyone if anyone finds James a comfort streamer they have a shame kink.

  • @emmal716
    @emmal716 Рік тому +2

    Since i didnt get to take part in this heres what i would have sent in:
    Random Bystander: Why is he laying on his stomach?
    Me: *with tears in my eyes looking down in the coffin* Guess you never really new him did you lad?

  • @shroomgirl6025
    @shroomgirl6025 Рік тому +9

    we need james to read fanfiction

  • @s0dafizz50
    @s0dafizz50 Рік тому +2

    R.I.P pookie wookie bozo bear
    James Marriot
    1998..? - 2023
    He will not be missed

    • @claubrey_nation
      @claubrey_nation Рік тому

      he was born in 600 what are you saying/j

    • @s0dafizz50
      @s0dafizz50 Рік тому

      @@claubrey_nation NAHH YOU DID NOT BAHAHAHA

    • @claubrey_nation
      @claubrey_nation Рік тому

      @@s0dafizz50 his hairline has been receding ever since... it's a wonder he has any left

    • @s0dafizz50
      @s0dafizz50 Рік тому

      @@claubrey_nation a truly, rare thing for Atleast one follicle to be remaining on his head

    • @claubrey_nation
      @claubrey_nation Рік тому

      @@s0dafizz50 indeed. it's strange that he has kept that one through the years.

  • @bratpiastri
    @bratpiastri Рік тому +1

    its like he's still here 💔💔💔🕊️🕊️🕊️

  • @lostspoon
    @lostspoon Рік тому

    this is the most ive seen chat care about James

  • @Theo_Bakers_hairline
    @Theo_Bakers_hairline Рік тому

    Some of these were brilliant 😂😂 'the contrast between these 2' 😂😂

  • @pr0blem_XIIII
    @pr0blem_XIIII Рік тому +2

    jambo is my comfort creator

  • @Kora_1337
    @Kora_1337 Рік тому +1

    That one person in chat said they should do an EBOYS smp! Omg great idea 😂😂

  • @queenofdragons_1244
    @queenofdragons_1244 Рік тому +3

    James, jokes aside, I would actually cry if you passed.

  • @ranposanos
    @ranposanos Рік тому +2

    oh shucks, rip james marriott

  • @Monkeydomonkey3
    @Monkeydomonkey3 Рік тому +1

    RIP James Marriott 😔💔🙏🪦🕊⚰️ he won't be missed

  • @YunShenjin
    @YunShenjin Рік тому +1

    Rip jimbo and his receding balding hair
    (He's hair actually look really nice)

  • @aster_11
    @aster_11 Рік тому +1

    This is the funniest James video. I'm crying 😭

  • @urfavsquadd
    @urfavsquadd Рік тому +2

    goodbye pookie james,didn't know you could die from being bald but here's the proof I guess.

  • @claubrey_nation
    @claubrey_nation Рік тому +2

    LET ME OUT
    PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THE SHED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ITS BEEN LIKE 6 MONTHS PLEASE

  • @Caybayy
    @Caybayy Рік тому +2

    James is my spirit animal also love yall!🎉🎉🎉❤

  • @bsd.4.katherine_
    @bsd.4.katherine_ Рік тому +4

    i would say "lol skill issue"

  • @superepiccoolguy25
    @superepiccoolguy25 Рік тому +1

    R.I.P James

  • @amiiiiiii27
    @amiiiiiii27 10 місяців тому +1

    7:43 oh.

  • @Matildacrompton
    @Matildacrompton Рік тому +2

    Rip poor james

  • @ddee8548
    @ddee8548 Рік тому

    that growl at the end made me feel violated and not in a good way

  • @Fredster911
    @Fredster911 Рік тому +2

    In my dreams

  • @BritishMen
    @BritishMen Рік тому

    I can still hear him now rip

  • @Crabsticks167
    @Crabsticks167 Рік тому +1

    The mixture of a frown and gasp i got at this notification 😭

  • @bouquetofcrows
    @bouquetofcrows Рік тому +5

    RIP James. I used to watch his videos on the bus and I always wished I would crash.

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 Рік тому

      That is absolutely insane 😭

  • @Nauta222
    @Nauta222 Рік тому

    i went ten minutes before realising i was playing the video in 0.75. I thought James was just talking slow for a bit. literally realised as the video was ending

  • @PenneyLan
    @PenneyLan Рік тому +2

    RIP James
    Your hairline died way before you did

  • @Achilles7117
    @Achilles7117 Рік тому +1

    Don't we always represent the dead in a way that's about us? The dead don't bury themselves, and they don't write their own memory

  • @immikk33
    @immikk33 Рік тому +1

    Mr Jimbo in a suit 🤨 very nice

  • @beaniebee4638
    @beaniebee4638 Рік тому +2

    RIP without him his chat might actually become mentally stable

  • @FlashbackMary
    @FlashbackMary Рік тому +2

    Why he low key slaying that suit tho

  • @MaloryGrimes-em1rg
    @MaloryGrimes-em1rg Рік тому +1

    Rest in peace bro you will be missed😩👏👹👹😥😥😥😭😭

  • @r3verendcrow
    @r3verendcrow Рік тому

    2:06 I deadass thought that was Bepo from One Piece

  • @sscenebbat3273
    @sscenebbat3273 Рік тому

    Thank you big jimbo mazza for cheering me up while im having a bad trip on acid

  • @ltskai
    @ltskai Рік тому +3

    1:31 gay lol

    • @ltskai
      @ltskai Рік тому +1

      8:38 truth

  • @Bria-xc7cf
    @Bria-xc7cf Рік тому

    I woulda said,"Roses are read, all walls are plaster, the kids run fast, but big bird is faster. Rip."

    • @Bria-xc7cf
      @Bria-xc7cf Рік тому

      James Marriott
      1762-2023
      He had a horrible hairline, a mid smile, and a gay suit. Goodbye legend.

    • @Bria-xc7cf
      @Bria-xc7cf Рік тому

      James Marriott
      1762-2023
      He had a horrible hairline, a mid smile, and a gay suit. Goodbye legend

  • @wilburaah
    @wilburaah Рік тому +1

    Rip James ❤ You will be missed jimbo mazza

  • @yoyoyoyoyoyo
    @yoyoyoyoyoyo Рік тому

    I watched this after my phone went into greyscale mode...never has it been so poignant a moment.

  • @imalwaysmelancholy
    @imalwaysmelancholy Рік тому

    Rip James Marriott, We'll miss your hazel eyes with golden flecks, I've got nothing else.

  • @Eva.0410
    @Eva.0410 Рік тому +1

    Rip James, we are gonna miss the really unflattering camera angles

  • @LilyMoffat-Williams
    @LilyMoffat-Williams Рік тому +1

    the drip

  • @achiblitz_
    @achiblitz_ Рік тому

    That ending growl 💀😭

  • @Booftsit
    @Booftsit Рік тому

    he meowed his last meow😢

  • @voeidcat22
    @voeidcat22 Рік тому

    Rip. Probably be missed 🙏

  • @Sleepy._.0ne__64
    @Sleepy._.0ne__64 Рік тому

    Booked everyone’s therapy appointments

  • @_P1xmo-
    @_P1xmo- Рік тому +12

    It was nice watching James for entertainment 😭😢

  • @AlexxxWilsonn
    @AlexxxWilsonn Рік тому

    Me when I’m only one hour late to James’ stream

  • @dangerr__d
    @dangerr__d Рік тому +2

    I feel criminally early like I’ve never been this early to anything

  • @iron_Will
    @iron_Will Рік тому

    RIP Jimbo Mazza.
    He died as he lived.
    Alone.

  • @oliverwills3556
    @oliverwills3556 Рік тому

    i ended up in a james marriott video and now i feel weird about it LMAO

  • @Jazthecoolperson
    @Jazthecoolperson Рік тому +3

    so real pookie

  • @5tr82_he11
    @5tr82_he11 Рік тому

    As a James Marriott hotel fan, I am straight

  • @serenly_suffocating
    @serenly_suffocating Рік тому +1

    It's almost September 13th 🕊️🕊️🕊️

  • @CoolBurgers23154
    @CoolBurgers23154 Рік тому +1

    why does james marriot look like how cause for concern sounds

  • @nauticarm
    @nauticarm Рік тому +1

    rip james, you existed 🕊️💝

  • @zafkat
    @zafkat Рік тому +1

    Pookie died 2years before 50 😢

  • @julietteb8938
    @julietteb8938 Рік тому

    he finally slowed down is INSANE

  • @rwrnck
    @rwrnck Рік тому

    new album omg!!

  • @raianneespole2848
    @raianneespole2848 Рік тому

    Rip to our uncomfort streamer