Scandalous Spreadsheet - NLSS Golf with Friends Spreadsheet Highlights (Suggested by GldnDragon93)

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  • @SirToastyToes
    @SirToastyToes  4 роки тому +304

    Credits sword at the beginning is wrong because I am a very good editor

    • @dann_jr
      @dann_jr 4 роки тому +3

      Dangdebate one mistake dont make you bad toe.

    • @potterinhe11
      @potterinhe11 4 роки тому +2

      *laughs at your insecurities*

    • @tomatocurry1
      @tomatocurry1 4 роки тому +13

      SWORD WRONG

    • @FutureProp
      @FutureProp 4 роки тому +1

      Hey the credits sword at the beginning is wrong not sure if ya knew

    • @samcates5308
      @samcates5308 4 роки тому +3

      I like them at the beginning! I find they get in the way of the final clip otherwise. Not a big deal though if you prefer them at the end :)

  • @Ultimus998
    @Ultimus998 4 роки тому +802

    Rob: Tell no one
    Rob under the influence of Dan: There is a spreadsheet and it holds all of the information in the world.

  • @Hakasedess
    @Hakasedess 4 роки тому +583

    NL: "Don't tell anyone"
    Rob: Of course
    Rob, match 2: Ryan has a spreadsheet.

  • @oglebeyoval7833
    @oglebeyoval7833 4 роки тому +600

    The character arc of Dan going from roasting NL to begging for the .xls is gold

  • @Haze7575
    @Haze7575 4 роки тому +682

    Rob: My lips are a vault.
    Rob 3 seconds later: Here's an entire biography of Ryans's life.

    • @Robo1479
      @Robo1479 3 роки тому +1

      Yo it's everyone's favorite robot sex worker. VA-11 Hall-A is a great game. Love my man Donovan D Dawson.

  • @coledegroat3240
    @coledegroat3240 4 роки тому +689

    Everyone but NL: He has a cheat sheet? That's crossing a line.
    Ryan: You wanna get the cheat sheet?
    Everyone: Y E S

    • @GodChaos333
      @GodChaos333 4 роки тому +36

      It’s the best part. They all give in to the power of the .txt

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 роки тому +31

      Everyone except Nick, the only good boi *

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 4 роки тому +2

      @@tristanstrain9751 oof

    • @diablofrag2177
      @diablofrag2177 4 роки тому +1

      @@jpryan90 They fell out?

    • @drvofoka7033
      @drvofoka7033 4 роки тому +1

      @@jpryan90 Wanna shine a bit of light on it?

  • @PunchyFency
    @PunchyFency 4 роки тому +383

    This is like a graph of how gossip spreads through a friend group

  • @instantnoob
    @instantnoob 4 роки тому +322

    Malf being the only one that could keep his mouth shut to gaslight Dan was so amazing

  • @domotoroOfficial
    @domotoroOfficial 4 роки тому +480

    “I wanna be the villain of this Tournament of Shame” is easily my favorite Ryan line of all time.

    • @pigglebee
      @pigglebee 4 роки тому +22

      This was the precursor to NL being a heel in the champions of salt

    • @ellpoyohlokoh
      @ellpoyohlokoh 4 роки тому +11

      He also did this in the checkpoints league, despite not winning. His 5th round match against baer was more exhilarating than the Superbowl!

    • @pigglebee
      @pigglebee 4 роки тому +3

      @@ellpoyohlokoh whoops I meant the checkpoint league, I got them confused

    • @ellpoyohlokoh
      @ellpoyohlokoh 4 роки тому +2

      @@pigglebee I never watched Champions of Salt, so I wasn't sure if he also did it there

    • @pigglebee
      @pigglebee 4 роки тому +1

      @@ellpoyohlokoh I didn't watch much either but I just looked at the dates and holy hell 2020 has been a long year

  • @zeelbeno
    @zeelbeno 4 роки тому +271

    Everyone: "Ryan has a cheat sheet? That cheating scum egg"
    Also everyone: "Yeah send it to me"

  • @rattlesnek3847
    @rattlesnek3847 4 роки тому +233

    You can literally hear dan's brain coming up to speed when Rob says that he has a secret... He spills his guts within fifteen seconds

    • @raritymademydress
      @raritymademydress 4 роки тому +35

      Dan was getting that info no matter what he is a master at that lol

  • @chase4671
    @chase4671 4 роки тому +103

    Shoutout to Dan for basically turning this Golf with your friends tournament into a big brother series, an all time classic NLSS series for sure lol

  • @calvintrouy2672
    @calvintrouy2672 4 роки тому +118

    "You're not speaking in straightforward terms" is quite the sentence coming from Dan lmao

    • @cozybones4644
      @cozybones4644 4 роки тому +22

      Yeah, but this was back when Dan still spoke English.

    • @renegadeprism42
      @renegadeprism42 Рік тому +3

      He does pretty straighticity?

  • @batham1185
    @batham1185 4 роки тому +187

    Dude, this spreadsheet thing was (and is) my all time favorite NLSS meme

  • @ryandeklerk9553
    @ryandeklerk9553 4 роки тому +83

    To be fair to Rob, NL did tell everyone that he had a cheat sheet. They all just thought he was joking.

  • @Brodolf_Gainzdeer
    @Brodolf_Gainzdeer 4 роки тому +106

    Everyone at the beginning: RYAN'S CHEATING!!
    Everyone after playing Ryan: IF EVERYONE'S A CHEATER, NO ONE IS!

  • @tkdcorrea6445
    @tkdcorrea6445 4 роки тому +251

    Only OGs remember this scandal

    • @Camtron5000
      @Camtron5000 4 роки тому +29

      Scandal lmao

    • @WorkingForTheBarrels
      @WorkingForTheBarrels 4 роки тому +28

      Makes me feel old to be called an OG. Fuck...

    • @GodChaos333
      @GodChaos333 4 роки тому +4

      I freaking loved it. Every second.

    • @ellpoyohlokoh
      @ellpoyohlokoh 4 роки тому +9

      NLSS has been going a lot longer than this tournament, I saw this as it was uploaded and wouldn't consider myself an OG haha

    • @Djewell314
      @Djewell314 4 роки тому +3

      Real OGs watched the nlss on UA-cam

  • @eyebrowsGreg
    @eyebrowsGreg 4 роки тому +159

    Rob agrees not to tell anyone then just goes and tells the next person he competed against.

    • @calvintrouy2672
      @calvintrouy2672 4 роки тому +21

      To be fair, it was Dan.

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 4 роки тому +9

      for the record nl did tell people he had a cheat sheet

    • @JamesV1
      @JamesV1 4 роки тому +10

      @@calvintrouy2672 Dan could get milk from a stone

  • @MrDispro
    @MrDispro 4 роки тому +58

    They all mark NL as the villain, but it was Dan pulling the strings like it's BB all over again. The man is a master at creating chaos.

  • @drabacusPlays
    @drabacusPlays 4 роки тому +149

    I wasn't into the whole NLSS till after this tournament, didn't realise NL straight up admitted he had the spreadsheet in every round robin game

  • @danielkirkpatrick459
    @danielkirkpatrick459 4 роки тому +146

    In Rob's defense, I think he interpreted the "don't tell anyone" from Ryan as "Don't tell them the solutions" rather than "Don't tell them about the spreadsheet"

    • @tylersmith314
      @tylersmith314 4 роки тому +40

      With all due respect, Rob was the biggest snake since Johnny T to ‘Ronto 😤

    • @aSinkingShip
      @aSinkingShip 4 роки тому +16

      That's a pretty weak defense, councillor.

    • @nicholaspatella
      @nicholaspatella 4 роки тому +37

      Rob is the reason we have the spreadsheet situation and i love it

    • @ryandeklerk9553
      @ryandeklerk9553 4 роки тому +19

      @@tylersmith314 well NL did tell everyone about it, they just thought it was a joke

  • @OmowiHY
    @OmowiHY Рік тому +7

    My friends without kids be like: "I made a text doc at 12:30am with every power required to be pogged out the gourd at Golf with Friends."

  • @interzoa
    @interzoa 4 роки тому +56

    Right or wrong, Ryan's spicy resin for this tourney was the ingredient to an everlasting meme

  • @zio009
    @zio009 4 роки тому +47

    This is a LEGENDARY era of the NL Cinematic Universe. I remember watching it as it happened and I am thrilled to rewatch the drama.

  • @jackl8025
    @jackl8025 3 роки тому +13

    "I wanna be the villain of the Tournament of Shame"
    gives the spreadsheet to Dan to beat Malf, then gives it to Malf to beat Dan

  • @RyeBread271
    @RyeBread271 4 роки тому +50

    POV it’s February 2016. You just get home from high school. NL uploaded the first Tournament of Shame video. You smile knowing your next 20 minutes will be fully pogged

    • @colinpaton3304
      @colinpaton3304 4 роки тому +5

      Help this was too much

    • @fun2building
      @fun2building 4 роки тому +1

      I don't think I would have understood being pogged back then

    • @adamthedog1
      @adamthedog1 4 роки тому +2

      @@fun2building PogChamp is from 2012 tho lol

    • @fun2building
      @fun2building 4 роки тому +1

      @@adamthedog1 Doesn't mean it was in my casual lexicon then

  • @Flygoniaks
    @Flygoniaks 3 роки тому +26

    Ryan: Pretends he didn't know it was unsportsmanlike.
    Also Ryan: I want to be the villain of this tournament.

    • @bloodbathmcgrath2467
      @bloodbathmcgrath2467 Рік тому

      it actually makes me mad because its so obviously cheating and he sticks to his guns that its not and thats insane, then i remember he said this so its all a bit and hes evil on purpose as a joke and knows it and im fine again

  • @TheMonkeybubblez
    @TheMonkeybubblez 4 роки тому +48

    Oh god I remember this absolute resin

  • @totaldestruction152
    @totaldestruction152 4 роки тому +22

    "When you create an Excel spreadsheet steroids cuk"
    I understand that quiplash answer now. It all makes sense.

  • @ScumlordStudio
    @ScumlordStudio 4 роки тому +20

    my soul sings whenever i find a new clip of the boys saying "scumlord" to sample
    oh hell yes thank you for this (still digging for josh saying scumlord, i know theres a ton of him saying it its where i got my name lol )

  • @owenkrahwinkel1051
    @owenkrahwinkel1051 4 роки тому +83

    PEDs
    Pogged
    Excel
    Datasheets

  • @pinguefy
    @pinguefy 4 роки тому +50

    oh man this was so freakin good. Glad to have an easy way to watch it again :D

    • @anishr8008
      @anishr8008 4 роки тому +2

      Didn't expect to find you as an NL fan, that's neat

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir 4 роки тому +26

    Luna: *gets born*.
    Dan: “Ryan has tainted the gene pool”

  • @n.v.5913
    @n.v.5913 4 роки тому +65

    I love these compilations so much. You're doin the Lord's work man

  • @robertpoole9707
    @robertpoole9707 4 роки тому +30

    I remember wanting to look up the cheat sheet saga a while back but not feeling like watching the full episodes/scouring the NLSSs. You're doing Pog's work my dude

  • @noahreep5901
    @noahreep5901 4 роки тому +28

    When I heard Nick's voice with Dan the Nostalgia

  • @artemiswallace8716
    @artemiswallace8716 4 роки тому +34

    IF EVERYONE HAS THE CHEAT SHEET, NO ONE HAS THE CHEAT SHEET

    • @TheFiReLoRd777
      @TheFiReLoRd777 4 роки тому +2

      What if.. he makes a new one that's better

    • @litapd311
      @litapd311 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheFiReLoRd777 they're all hole-in-one how much better can it get lol

  • @nikevisor54
    @nikevisor54 4 роки тому +104

    This man will be boosted by our comments.
    P.S. NL did nothing wrong

  • @Sonian018
    @Sonian018 4 роки тому +75

    Astros who? Everyone knows this was the biggest sporting scandal of the 2010s

  • @thekinglydragon
    @thekinglydragon 4 роки тому +29

    Absolutely legendary video topic. A true classic

  • @rustydino3611
    @rustydino3611 4 роки тому +39

    Dan's "are you kidding me" sends me

    • @styrofoamcow6996
      @styrofoamcow6996 4 роки тому +9

      He immediately goes to anger about the spreadsheets existence, but eventually HE BENT THE KNEE

  • @N8Maple01
    @N8Maple01 4 роки тому +23

    This isn't the "Tournament of Honor" this is the "Tournament of Shame"!

  • @pigglebee
    @pigglebee 4 роки тому +69

    I think the difference between NL being a heel in this and smm is that he's talking directly to his opponent the whole time. Apollo commentating really helped NL play the heel because NL could be cocky towards a neutral person.

    • @khajiit92
      @khajiit92 4 роки тому +2

      smm?

    • @WhytefangYT
      @WhytefangYT 4 роки тому +8

      @@khajiit92 Super Mario Maker, they're talking about the Checkpoint League.

    • @dawsonescott8428
      @dawsonescott8428 3 роки тому +2

      John Ryan He was the heel in Schooled recently

  • @f00ky3w2oob
    @f00ky3w2oob 4 роки тому +26

    NL should play the devil on everyone's shoulder more often, such good memories

  • @vintis88
    @vintis88 4 роки тому +28

    NL is the Mark McGuire of miniature golf

  • @plmnrt
    @plmnrt 4 роки тому +7

    "you're the Yoda to our anabolic steroid drug ring" is the GOAT Dan line

    • @totaldestruction152
      @totaldestruction152 4 роки тому

      NL is the one who made the spreadsheet, but Dan is the protagonist of this story.

  • @colinpaton3304
    @colinpaton3304 4 роки тому +12

    This was also one of the catalysts for the serious return of Dan Gheesling to the NL multiverse. I remember my amazement that NL was playing with this Big Brother winner and the golden minutes of end-episode at the end of their first game against each other. Good days.

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 4 роки тому +11

    This was a legendary tournament of shame. Thank you for bringing this to us condensed

  • @robbiekeen2644
    @robbiekeen2644 4 роки тому +10

    One of the all time best moments in NLSS history right here

  • @igelkotte
    @igelkotte 4 роки тому +9

    The "Dan vs Malf" part was the best when malf outed Dan at the end

  • @InfiniteReadyup
    @InfiniteReadyup 4 роки тому +8

    i remember this - this was the series that got me hooked unto northernlion's wit and type of humour C: Thank you Sir for this masterpiece

  • @kirkkevinmalnegro6502
    @kirkkevinmalnegro6502 4 роки тому +15

    my god, the scandal was such a big deal.. lol the flood of memories man..

  • @Camtron5000
    @Camtron5000 4 роки тому +10

    The Dan v Rob v Malf game was so funny

  • @Green-pm6wk
    @Green-pm6wk 25 днів тому

    Hearing them say "keys to the kingdom" after so many years made me go through a ratatouille flashback scene

  • @justlexii7689
    @justlexii7689 3 роки тому +3

    i had forgotten how funny this is, thank you SirToasty

  • @mattbenz99
    @mattbenz99 4 роки тому +14

    I love how this tournament just devolved into NL becoming a drug dealer.

  • @laxur1312
    @laxur1312 4 роки тому +44

    lul at malfy getting salinated cause he couldn't beat Dan on an even playing field

  • @jezraelcummins4367
    @jezraelcummins4367 4 роки тому +5

    “It’s not a test, it’s a tournament!”

  • @totalphantasm
    @totalphantasm 4 роки тому +9

    i never knew this happened... incredible NL.

  • @CrowColdblade
    @CrowColdblade 4 роки тому +2

    He says its a spreadsheet, but the truth is that he has an Elder Scroll that tells him all the golf secreats.

  • @Kokonutzlz
    @Kokonutzlz 4 роки тому +5

    I think I watched just a bit of this ToS, this is a great summary as well as a showcase of villainy

  • @litapd311
    @litapd311 4 роки тому +1

    this is a legendary piece of nlss history, thank you for putting this together

  • @snowcone3573
    @snowcone3573 4 роки тому +4

    DANS IN BIG BROTHER MODE I LOVE IT

  • @micalishis
    @micalishis 4 роки тому +7

    They're all just mad because they didn't think about it.

  • @leos0426
    @leos0426 4 роки тому +2

    Oh baby, I've been looking forward to this one for forever!

  • @BringTheBeat
    @BringTheBeat 28 днів тому +2

    The golden age 💛

  • @trulythedude
    @trulythedude 4 роки тому +3

    ryan sewing the seeds of discourse

  • @raritymademydress
    @raritymademydress 4 роки тому +1

    I've literally watching this playlist of ToS like 5 times it's an all around classic part of NLSS lore lol

  • @itsinphy
    @itsinphy 3 роки тому +1

    This is, hands down, one of the best storylines in the NLSS history.

  • @aitan6593
    @aitan6593 2 роки тому +1

    New NL fan here, thanks for this video. This is hilarious.

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 4 роки тому +5

    Nice just got to work...
    This is like the best...

  • @FringedHorizon
    @FringedHorizon 4 роки тому +2

    This was the peak of resin, and goddamn was it glorious!!

  • @FrozenEnoch
    @FrozenEnoch 4 роки тому +2

    This was one of my favorite Eras of the NLSS.

  • @Nealrex101
    @Nealrex101 3 роки тому +1

    i LOVE watching Dan here at his best, big brother vibes again

  • @Sodmaster111
    @Sodmaster111 4 роки тому +1

    This brings me back. Thank you for this

  • @Muzzycal
    @Muzzycal 4 роки тому +1

    this was one of my favorite arcs

  • @Venoseth
    @Venoseth 4 роки тому +1

    I had such a good time. Thank you for the company

  • @Jon_Africa40
    @Jon_Africa40 4 роки тому +5

    The birth of Resin

  • @laxur1312
    @laxur1312 4 роки тому +2

    The absolute mad man, DROWNING in resin!

  • @shcksheep
    @shcksheep 2 роки тому +2

    Had to come back to watch this again after seeing Vesper and Regis from Tempus talking about it lmao
    Still gold

  • @LordUroko88
    @LordUroko88 4 роки тому +2

    i just learned to never tell rob a secret

  • @dinkleberg794
    @dinkleberg794 3 роки тому +3

    NL really showed his inner JOKAIRE in that tournament

  • @rattlesnek3847
    @rattlesnek3847 4 роки тому +2

    Also, an amazing early appearance of danglish at 40:25

  • @koiiinu
    @koiiinu 4 роки тому +1

    the best arc in nlss history

  • @manuc.260
    @manuc.260 4 роки тому +9

    Dan at 15:05 is peak social engineering

  • @MrMeddyman
    @MrMeddyman 4 роки тому +3

    I remember this era of the NL Premier League. It was pretty much akin to doping in baseball in the 20th century. Everyone is doing it so is it really an unfair advantage.

  • @TheYutubesteve
    @TheYutubesteve 3 роки тому +1

    why does the quality dip @ 22:15 even @ 1080 p it looks more like 240p.

  • @sammyofather2400
    @sammyofather2400 4 роки тому +1

    I miss this tournament. Good times

  • @TheMurderBird
    @TheMurderBird 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for the company :)

  • @TheOddKris
    @TheOddKris 4 роки тому +1

    8:07 Ryan sounds SO guilty right there haha!

  • @snowducks
    @snowducks 4 роки тому +5

    Can we get farming simulator next? Dan's laugh when he tipped his trailer was the hardest I have ever heard him laugh. Also his epic journey to deliver the wheat NL spent so much time harvesting and NL begging him to drive safely. And NL just getting mad in general.

  • @trharrington22
    @trharrington22 3 роки тому

    This was the greatest moment in nlss histpry

  • @brad2711
    @brad2711 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you sir toes

  • @hhehe24
    @hhehe24 4 роки тому +1

    great story arc

  • @varro3847
    @varro3847 4 роки тому +2

    This was glorious, remember watching these on UA-cam when they came out. Scumbag NL.

  • @womangaming
    @womangaming 4 роки тому +4

    the spreadsheet is a joke i make on the regular

  • @MegaJotie
    @MegaJotie 4 роки тому +2

    NL said so very little to incite this

  • @daybreakhascome
    @daybreakhascome 4 роки тому +2

    this one's gonna be good

  • @styrofoamcow6996
    @styrofoamcow6996 4 роки тому +1

    12:25 For extreme grundle action

  • @RatedX29
    @RatedX29 4 роки тому +1

    I wouldn't call it a cheat sheet but a playbook