Designing Bedrooms for 1 to 1 Billion Children!

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  • @CallistoTrains
    @CallistoTrains 6 місяців тому +12278

    Galvanised square steel ✅
    Eco-friendly wood veneers ✅
    Nowhere near enough beds ✅
    Soft mattresses ✅
    High tech doors ✅
    Escalators ✅
    Heavy titanium alloy door ✅
    Perfect bedroom

    • @Mykiz
      @Mykiz 6 місяців тому +672

      What will support the Galvanized square steel, you forgot the expansion screws from the aunt

    • @CallistoTrains
      @CallistoTrains 6 місяців тому +160

      @@MykizHow could I forget the screws? How very dare me.

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 6 місяців тому +36

      Projection screen

    • @nanakomatsu7425
      @nanakomatsu7425 6 місяців тому +42

      You forgot "watching directly the sun while working at pc".

    • @JimFlibble
      @JimFlibble 6 місяців тому +8

      I have s feeling your being sarcastic

  • @ultrasquid579
    @ultrasquid579 5 місяців тому +3895

    My wife had 1 billion children, and we have been struggling to fit them in our single bedroom apartment. Fortunately , I came across this video. Thank you, Little John, for showing me the power of galvanized square steel 🙏🙏🤑🙏

    • @jamesO8
      @jamesO8 5 місяців тому +148

      good luck with your 1 billion children bro 👍

    • @hiveling-111
      @hiveling-111 5 місяців тому +192

      What do I do with my 1,000,000,001 children?

    • @Sentryunit582
      @Sentryunit582 5 місяців тому +173

      Sacrifice one

    • @gtr-ko2yv
      @gtr-ko2yv 5 місяців тому +53

      💀💀💀

    • @ultrasquid579
      @ultrasquid579 5 місяців тому

      @@hiveling-111 follow this tutorial twice

  • @Glarious
    @Glarious 6 місяців тому +4219

    All jokes aside, the single room vids (not the ones with too much kids just the ones with 1 kid) could actually be a dream room for me tbh.

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 6 місяців тому +335

      Ikr? I really want a desk and my own room in my entire life,since my family is not that rich i have to share a room with my siblings

    • @victorjun2421
      @victorjun2421 6 місяців тому +348

      Those rooms are surprisingly optimized

    • @th3lostw4nderer
      @th3lostw4nderer 6 місяців тому +66

      ikr. i myself didnt even have a personal room thus means that i have almost to no privacy at all

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ 6 місяців тому +60

      The one made for 2 kids seems very practical tho

    • @ThijmenVlieg
      @ThijmenVlieg 6 місяців тому +116

      @@amanpuri7079not trying to be mean, but damn I now realized how spoiled i am as i always had a big room for my self, I never really thought about this not being for some other people and now i just feel sad, sorry if my sucked im not a native speaker

  • @Just_lei
    @Just_lei 2 місяці тому +512

    Thank you so much! I cant live without this video because i currently have over 1,000,000,500 children and they are all so energetic. This video has been very very very very helpful for me and my 600,000,00 other grandchildren in our 70000000 room small house🥰

    • @0Gingerxwcue0
      @0Gingerxwcue0 Місяць тому +5

      XDDD

    • @shreyashgavanang6526
      @shreyashgavanang6526 Місяць тому +4

      I was imagining the scenario 😂

    • @r0cky_2010
      @r0cky_2010 Місяць тому +2

      DEFINITELY 🧢🧢

    • @GuitarNinja91
      @GuitarNinja91 Місяць тому +4

      I hope you and your family of over 600 quadrillion are all very happy

    • @Just_lei
      @Just_lei Місяць тому

      @@r0cky_2010 ya think buddy?

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 6 місяців тому +6470

    I love how this slowy escalates from "Semi-"pratical" bedrooms for multiples kids" into "Welcome to Confucius Prison Block."

  • @dokchampa9324
    @dokchampa9324 5 місяців тому +1110

    I feel like I might be the only person in existence to legitimately benefit from these videos. I love worldbuilding fantasy worlds and the 800 to 1 billion kids videos gave me great ideas for how to architecturally develop settlements for some of the intelligent beings in my world

    • @serefgiuliano724
      @serefgiuliano724 5 місяців тому +82

      u aren’t, even if this channel is made as a joke ( i think ) its still sick

    • @timohara7717
      @timohara7717 5 місяців тому

      ​@@serefgiuliano724you will be put into the galamixesd skeel for extra nort

    • @silentoccasion4359
      @silentoccasion4359 5 місяців тому +93

      Yeah this guy actually does know what he's doing even though half the time it's just for the fun of it

    • @Shmergus
      @Shmergus 5 місяців тому +13

      Like yeah the 800 kid room actually looks sick

    • @VoidPaul97
      @VoidPaul97 5 місяців тому +34

      I unironically plan to use the 2 and 3 kid designs to solve the space issues in my apartment.

  • @sudiptodas0001
    @sudiptodas0001 6 місяців тому +9370

    The wifes womb is made of galvanized steel & eco-friendly wood veneer.

    • @S4r3hhh
      @S4r3hhh 6 місяців тому +833

      Don’t forget the second aunts expansion screws

    • @sudiptodas0001
      @sudiptodas0001 6 місяців тому +459

      @@S4r3hhh Alluminium doorframe for easy exit

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 5 місяців тому +269

      @@sudiptodas0001also breathable cases for the beds

    • @CandyfanRandoms
      @CandyfanRandoms 5 місяців тому +142

      And the wood boxes for easy climbing

    • @mixaoa
      @mixaoa 5 місяців тому +113

      and soft bags for added comfort

  • @sydneyharwood4057
    @sydneyharwood4057 Місяць тому +143

    Thank you. I am a single mother with 1000 kids, and after I watched this, my life was much easier to deal with. Thor has given me his hammer for this project, and I thanked him dearly. Thank you again for this house design, I would never go without it. ☺️

    • @나방-Moth
      @나방-Moth 26 днів тому +2

      ok. but dont u hate how at 10:52 you have to read "童年小时光杂" which is tóngnián xiǎoshí guāng zá???

    • @Guldun_chiz_kuki
      @Guldun_chiz_kuki 25 днів тому +3

      How many tapes will those toodles require to survive?🤔🤔

    • @illusion39dust
      @illusion39dust 5 днів тому

      it is “童年小时光杂货​”@@나방-Moth

  • @tyujg7495.
    @tyujg7495. 5 місяців тому +855

    Thank you, I could not live without this video, I have been living in a 2 sq feet apartment in NYC with my 1,281,472,193 hyperactive children and couldn't help but getting trampled to death everyday when I go home from work, Now with them having a new figure to rely on, I can happily abandoned them. I would also suggest adding a crocodile that would help me consume them.
    Hope you all have a nice day🥰🥰

  • @lastyhopper2792
    @lastyhopper2792 5 місяців тому +1100

    "Glass door, which is both transparent and opaque."
    Wiser words have never been spoken

    • @doinic09
      @doinic09 5 місяців тому +36

      So, translucent

    • @iamnothale
      @iamnothale 5 місяців тому +12

      @@doinic09 Wise definition.

    • @aydintheaviator777
      @aydintheaviator777 4 місяці тому +3

      @@doinic09world explanation 🌎🌎

    • @earthling_parth
      @earthling_parth 4 місяці тому +2

      The Arctic monkeys, good music and lyrics ❤

    • @jn33333
      @jn33333 4 місяці тому

      **turns into a wall**

  • @arcaderdude
    @arcaderdude 6 місяців тому +1630

    Hello Home Design. I love your tutorials for building room for 1 to 1 billion kids, but I musk ask something of you. My wife recently had 1 trillion kids at once, the issue is. We only have one bedroom, can you please make video on how to use daily items like galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, folding tables, soft matresses (for comfort) and if nessecary I could borrow some expansion screws from my aunt.
    Thank you!

    • @nameless_wonderer
      @nameless_wonderer 6 місяців тому +36

      😂😂😂

    • @susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t
      @susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t 6 місяців тому +81

      But what about the galvinized square steel

    • @mr.foxasmg
      @mr.foxasmg 6 місяців тому

      ​@@susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t borrow them from aunt ofc

    • @punkineq
      @punkineq 6 місяців тому

      @@susmasterr6y6bvvybygtygbyur44t he said that dumbass

    • @thisisachannelwhy42069
      @thisisachannelwhy42069 5 місяців тому +54

      What about the drawers on wheels under the beds, y'know, for the children's socks and underwear?

  • @ComedyPlastic
    @ComedyPlastic 2 місяці тому +78

    I love how the 3 kids format included a favorite child

  • @averagestudent5222
    @averagestudent5222 6 місяців тому +1246

    Our ancient Chinese wisdom has finally spread to the West. I am proud

    • @charlielolang2625
      @charlielolang2625 5 місяців тому +104

      It was confusius prison block 💀💀💀

    • @504karson4
      @504karson4 5 місяців тому +25

      「China Now」

    • @qizhang2266
      @qizhang2266 5 місяців тому +12

      I'm in China right know

    • @Godgivenmangos
      @Godgivenmangos 5 місяців тому +19

      How to build a sweatshop

    • @MWminilivi
      @MWminilivi 5 місяців тому

      Just like china 💀 Prison cells.

  • @Guythatexistsiguess
    @Guythatexistsiguess 6 місяців тому +629

    Small bedroom starter pack [FREE]:
    Galvanized square steel
    Eco-friendly wood veneer
    Expansion screws
    Breathable ribcage
    Soft padding
    Shop:
    $10 - Second Aunt to supply you with oddly specific items
    $30 - The long lost martial art of Buddha Palm
    $5 - Smelly socks and underwear
    $500 - Statue of Confucius
    Upgrades:
    $5 - Lucky color [PADDING]
    $10 - 100+ years of durability [GALVANIZED SQUARE STEEL]
    $200 - Aunt owns all ikeas in the world [SECOND AUNT]
    Upgrades and shop items based on replies

    • @Randomperson-he8ef
      @Randomperson-he8ef 5 місяців тому +35

      +A second Aunt to get all of your supplies

    • @penguinsarecool3711
      @penguinsarecool3711 5 місяців тому +16

      + 100 years of durability

    • @thebestnathan
      @thebestnathan 5 місяців тому +11

      + Soft padding has to be a lucky color

    • @GoofyDumbassMan
      @GoofyDumbassMan 5 місяців тому +5

      + The long lost martial art of Buddha Palm to expand the bedroom

    • @hauanh109
      @hauanh109 5 місяців тому +2

      +A second aunt that owns every ikea so you can get ur things

  • @platannapipidae9621
    @platannapipidae9621 5 місяців тому +919

    This is the new "the design is very human" and i love it.

    • @klatikw
      @klatikw 5 місяців тому +54

      It’s not human, it needs more *galvanized square steel*

    • @snailuka
      @snailuka 5 місяців тому +19

      ​@@klatikwthe design is very galvanized square steel

    • @jakevg12
      @jakevg12 5 місяців тому +3

      wood veneer

    • @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct
      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct 5 місяців тому +2

      You now listening to... "Human music"

    • @GigaChdad
      @GigaChdad 5 місяців тому

      @Chilling_pal_n01anad91ct I stg I was just going to comment that. “Hmm human music.. I like it!” “Boop boop boop”

  • @TheDudeThatAsked
    @TheDudeThatAsked 27 днів тому +22

    Oh my god, i have 1 billion children and I couldn’t fit them in my apartment. But fortunately, I came upon this video and then the video told me how to make room for all of them, so I learned how to make space for all of them. And they were all satisfied with it and they thanked me and you for this. Thank you so much home design, this video has helped me soooooooooooooooo much.

  • @xyouthe
    @xyouthe 5 місяців тому +222

    love how as we dive into the territory of unrealistically large amount of children, we also start using only one single expansion screw borrowed from aunt to hold the entire structure down

  • @FireyDeath4
    @FireyDeath4 5 місяців тому +723

    I love how this channel is secretly Chinese and it can just keep pumping out practical home design solutions for the most absurd scenarios, including ones where they install a container somewhere and immediately cover it up with other installation features so it can never be opened

    • @santa_with_a_gun
      @santa_with_a_gun 5 місяців тому +31

      time capsule

    • @Nittle69420
      @Nittle69420 5 місяців тому

      You can only have 1 child in china

    • @ionkinchan8838
      @ionkinchan8838 5 місяців тому +35

      My favorite way of house expansion: Stealing Thor's hammer and deciding to destroy the entire city! No bills paid at all!

    • @endcaps1917
      @endcaps1917 5 місяців тому +40

      Honestly it being Chinese kinda makes sense
      Considering well the weird translation errors(like putting a keroke booth looking like a telephone or adding in a gas station while not adding a gas station

    • @MrHaiBuildCement
      @MrHaiBuildCement 5 місяців тому +1

      Great

  • @moviemogul83
    @moviemogul83 6 місяців тому +925

    21 mins of galvanized square steel. Let’s go!

    • @Big_Dolfie
      @Big_Dolfie 6 місяців тому +47

      Don't forget the eco-friendly wood veneers!

    • @wauwau1
      @wauwau1 6 місяців тому +31

      The expansion screws borrowed from aunt:

    • @Guythatexistsiguess
      @Guythatexistsiguess 6 місяців тому +19

      You can’t forget about the breathable rib cage

    • @shubashuba3978
      @shubashuba3978 6 місяців тому +13

      For 100 years of durability.

    • @ellamartintsova5615
      @ellamartintsova5615 5 місяців тому +3

      dont forget the wood partitions

  • @Itsmmelon
    @Itsmmelon Місяць тому +7

    I was struggling to fit in my 1 room with my 2 billion siblings, my dad and my mom that has now been living in a computer with trauma have no ideal to fit us all. Once I found this video, I showed it to my dad. He did the same thing showed here X2. Thanks little John.

  • @Eli-dp6cj
    @Eli-dp6cj 5 місяців тому +355

    "Every day, He'll open it, and immerse his heart in the ocean of knowledge."

    • @cookieswirl654
      @cookieswirl654 3 місяці тому +6

      I subbed to you for some reason.

  • @FOPdopDopKop
    @FOPdopDopKop 6 місяців тому +537

    thanks for the tutorial for keeping my 1 billion childrens 😊

    • @noahconn9425
      @noahconn9425 6 місяців тому +39

      make sure you feed those ones in the basement though

    • @FOPdopDopKop
      @FOPdopDopKop 6 місяців тому +17

      @@noahconn9425 thanks for the kind words 😊

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 6 місяців тому +9

      Ok but i feel bad for your va-

    • @hlgr3y
      @hlgr3y 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@noahconn9425Yeah im starving

    • @ButterflyIzzy
      @ButterflyIzzy 6 місяців тому +4

      Lol

  • @professional_RedHood
    @professional_RedHood 6 місяців тому +1560

    The hospital they go to must be very rich because of the amount of visits the damn wife does

    • @tristanangeles4261
      @tristanangeles4261 6 місяців тому +23

      Idk but true.

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 6 місяців тому +56

      Not if it's in a normal country.

    • @EthanLy-re6bd
      @EthanLy-re6bd 6 місяців тому +47

      @@amadeosendiulo2137They own a whole country

    • @andrewkehl6200
      @andrewkehl6200 6 місяців тому +32

      "Happy trillionth baby, honey!" : the father

    • @ilyysm
      @ilyysm 6 місяців тому +7

      and the furniture stores

  • @Jett24_real
    @Jett24_real Місяць тому +33

    “Accidentally” “Again” 💀💀💀2:00

  • @woodcrafte_r
    @woodcrafte_r 5 місяців тому +230

    Little John has been working since childhood, but his measly $90 million only bought him a tiny 0.1-meter house. Shocked by its size, even his pet cockroach wouldn't live there!
    So, we got to work. We welded galvanized square steel for the frame, secured with expansion screws borrowed from Little John's aunt. For a long-lasting floor, we added eco-friendly wood veneer that should last 1,000 years.
    Luxury on a small scale! We installed a wall-mounted toilet that doubles as a chair when not in use. Next to it, a wall-mounted swivel chair (perhaps a Murphy chair?) is perfect for studying, working, or dining when flipped down.
    Promoting healthy living, we added an induction cooker for easy meal preparation. Right beside it, a showerhead and marble floor create a compact bathroom area. Sliding glass doors (probably!) will keep the shower contained.
    For ultimate convenience, a bed with a built-in wall socket allows for easy phone charging. And to unwind after a long day, a projector lets Little John enjoy Korean dramas and shows on the wall.

  • @roosh1986
    @roosh1986 6 місяців тому +245

    In order to have a great room:
    1) Galvanised Square Steel
    2) Eco-Friendly Wood Veneers
    3) Expansion Screws (Borrowed From Aunt)
    4) Breathable Rib Cage

    • @swwl5461
      @swwl5461 5 місяців тому +14

      4) soft cution (for comfort)
      5) folding table

    • @Qw3rtYzStuff
      @Qw3rtYzStuff 5 місяців тому +8

      ⁠@@swwl5461don’t forget to make the soft padding lucky-colored

    • @mariuwu789
      @mariuwu789 5 місяців тому +4

      The question is, which Aunt?

    • @LeRoy_Jenkins1
      @LeRoy_Jenkins1 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mariuwu789 the second Aunt

    • @tylerankirsh5030
      @tylerankirsh5030 5 місяців тому +1

      @@LeRoy_Jenkins1no first aunt has expansion screws second aunt has bookshelves

  • @StupidCupid627
    @StupidCupid627 5 місяців тому +259

    ngl a lot of these designs actually go hard. if they just got the details that don't make sense to work, it'd be perfect.

    • @315katty
      @315katty 5 місяців тому +62

      The person that comes up with these videos for rooms IS a genius for some ideas...they're just maybe on drugs or something, which would make sense for the billion children, the eagle, the aunts screws, the elevator toilet, shower in kitchen etc 😂

    • @TypicalMoth
      @TypicalMoth 5 місяців тому +10

      @@315katty the 500 year old pigeon

    • @Demopans5990
      @Demopans5990 5 місяців тому +11

      Not really. As far as I can tell doing some recon, the company behind this channel just has what is likely a language model sprouting nonsense, and they just animate whatever it spits out

    • @dragonslayer7724
      @dragonslayer7724 5 місяців тому +2

      that first one actually cooked tho

  • @ayanphul5766
    @ayanphul5766 Місяць тому +5

    I am so grateful! Half of my ancestors thank you for this benevolent act,I nearly sacrificed my 1B children if it wasn’t for this video.Thank you Home Design!!!

  • @worldpeace6322
    @worldpeace6322 5 місяців тому +486

    If she gives birth to a child every single second, it will take her 30-something years to give birth to a billion kids. By that time, the first ones will have moved out

    • @sergiolabra8207
      @sergiolabra8207 5 місяців тому +49

      What if they have so many because they are usually born as quintuplets or more per pregnancy?

    • @klaczeq
      @klaczeq 4 місяці тому

      Hell nah xd😂😂​@@sergiolabra8207

    • @ENZERYN
      @ENZERYN 4 місяці тому

      ​@@sergiolabra8207 she must be having babies in and out every second. And those who go in, ALL come out.

    • @TeaBurn
      @TeaBurn 4 місяці тому +32

      @@sergiolabra8207 I was thinking maybe the wife was a ant queen.

    • @CrashCubeZeroOne
      @CrashCubeZeroOne 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@@sergiolabra8207 they would still be born consecutively, not at the same time. I don't think she would have time to get pregnant again, this is one pregnancy that shoots out a baby every second.

  • @Orange88794
    @Orange88794 6 місяців тому +4077

    The second aunt owns a whole IKEA 💀💀💀

    • @Angell_Nagitoess
      @Angell_Nagitoess 6 місяців тому +175

      But what happened to first aunt💀

    • @That_chernobyl_enthusiast
      @That_chernobyl_enthusiast 6 місяців тому +143

      @@Angell_Nagitoess she's poor like little john😂

    • @SERvantiey
      @SERvantiey 6 місяців тому

      The lore only expands

    • @NoelplayzGD
      @NoelplayzGD 6 місяців тому +13

      Nahh man

    • @NoelplayzGD
      @NoelplayzGD 6 місяців тому +36

      Probably she owns every ikea💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @mastervorn3220
    @mastervorn3220 4 місяці тому +114

    the first bedroom is actually fire

    • @-lord1754
      @-lord1754 28 днів тому +4

      Ikr? Id use this as an adult

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 18 днів тому +5

      Only issue I see is the part where he says "excavate into the wall"... Yeah WARNING: DO NOT EXCAVATE INTO YOUR WALL THERE'S A NON-ZERO CHANCE THAT THING IS LOAD BEARING AND KILLS YOU.
      Other than that, it's fairly optimal. For a kid, or a midget. (it's 1.5m high an adult wouldn't fit there)

    • @mxsteri0
      @mxsteri0 14 днів тому

      it is tho ngl

  • @YuzuTheF1rst
    @YuzuTheF1rst 23 дні тому +4

    Omg! ❤ I used to do martial arts and learned the Buddha Palm as well, but never knew when it would ever come in handy 😔 Now I know how I should use it! Thank you so much! ❤❤❤ it will surely come handy when I build my house for my Trillion kids!

  • @DatDrix
    @DatDrix 6 місяців тому +374

    Galvanized square steel 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @SohamiaEmpire1212
      @SohamiaEmpire1212 5 місяців тому +2

      LET'S GET NUTS

    • @minigunth
      @minigunth 5 місяців тому +1

      eco friendly wood veneer 🗣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤫🧏🎅🎅🎅🐡

  • @CrazyWack
    @CrazyWack 5 місяців тому +1071

    My wife *accidentally* had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kids, how can I make a room for them?

    • @geekinator_3.0
      @geekinator_3.0 5 місяців тому +177

      Help we had 47.3 septenquadragintillion babies! how do we store them in one room without creating an antimatter black hole?

    • @CheckerNOTCHESS
      @CheckerNOTCHESS 5 місяців тому +85

      Help!! I’ve made one googolplex of children!! How do I make a home for them?
      “Use galvanised square steel and eco-friendly wood ven-“

    • @TheEscapisty
      @TheEscapisty 5 місяців тому +13

      In the Universe Planet for Infinity area #addfree

    • @Sovereign_Forsaken
      @Sovereign_Forsaken 5 місяців тому +8

      thats a lot of excx

    • @darthutah6649
      @darthutah6649 5 місяців тому +24

      Hollow out the entire earth. You're going to need lots of galvanized square steel. To get that steel, we'll need to harvest the solar system.

  • @DaneBlueCheese24
    @DaneBlueCheese24 5 місяців тому +40

    As a fellow Vietnamese, i was pretty proud of this guy having the balls to make this type of house/apartment in this country

    • @Brudgie
      @Brudgie 5 місяців тому +6

      Galvanized square steel and expansion screws+breathable ribcages+eco-friendly wood veneer is all you need

  • @THEMAN141i
    @THEMAN141i 2 місяці тому +8

    Both my ADHD and OCD… (mostly OCD) love watching these

  • @thatoneduggo
    @thatoneduggo 6 місяців тому +201

    ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEERS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @melon6978
      @melon6978 5 місяців тому +1

      2ND AUNT 💀💀💀

  • @caplium
    @caplium 5 місяців тому +121

    This really helped me. I was very worried that I would'nt find a tutorial for a bedroom for a billion kids

  • @kacperwoch4368
    @kacperwoch4368 5 місяців тому +115

    10:30 What a great dad, he built an entire Kawloon Walled City for his children.

    • @WangthakGarchen
      @WangthakGarchen 4 місяці тому +3

      That's what I was thinking lol

    • @IreneGuevarra-w3u
      @IreneGuevarra-w3u 3 місяці тому +2

      Bro is in hong kong💀

    • @Gacha-Moonlight.official
      @Gacha-Moonlight.official 3 місяці тому +2

      @@IreneGuevarra-w3uas a Hong Kong people I would literally trying to convince the dad in the video to buy stores and build a shopping mall with his kids 😂

  • @satrialesporkstore7889
    @satrialesporkstore7889 7 днів тому +1

    The couple are Parents of the Year.

  • @S4r3hhh
    @S4r3hhh 6 місяців тому +147

    Galvanised square steel is the main character 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️😍😍😍😍😍😍

    • @mr.foxasmg
      @mr.foxasmg 6 місяців тому +13

      *eco friendly wood veneer* is my favorite character

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 6 місяців тому +5

      What about the screws?

    • @S4r3hhh
      @S4r3hhh 6 місяців тому +4

      Nah the second aunts expansion screws also

    • @S4r3hhh
      @S4r3hhh 5 місяців тому +1

      DONT FORGET THE ECO FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER

    • @an-Ty-christ
      @an-Ty-christ 5 місяців тому +1

      Nah it’s the giant saint statue

  • @SamClark-ck8wu
    @SamClark-ck8wu 4 місяці тому +18

    Little johnny worked building space stations for ten years and saved up to buy a 0.1 cubic meter room. When he walked in he almost fell but his childhood eagle saved him, he started crying until he got an idea. He welded galvanized square steel to the structure and secured it with screws borrowed from his auntie, he covered the floor in eco friendly wood veneers. He used environment friendly glass for the wall and used more wood veneers for the other walls, then he put cabinets for clothes under his folding bed. He then put a folding desk for business and eating. He then put a wall mounted sink and a floor toilet so he can do his stuff comfortably, he then put a shower and a countertop stove to top it off.

  • @leroyspeelt
    @leroyspeelt 5 місяців тому +33

    The powers of the family members: flying, noclipping, unnatural superstrength (martial arts master), telepathy, ability to bend and move anything to their will, ignore laws of physics, summoning anything and anyone they want (even things that dont exist), ignore gravity, super speed movement, infinite stamina (from having so many kids), shrinking people, very high intelligence (they are aware they are being narrated possibly)
    I have a theory they have these powers because they pray to THE STATUE everyday

  • @LinhVu-go9xg
    @LinhVu-go9xg 25 днів тому +4

    His aunts and cousins have literally everything

  • @teenspider
    @teenspider 5 місяців тому +78

    That 1 kid room is actually a very fire workspace

  • @dead_forever_no_more
    @dead_forever_no_more 6 місяців тому +102

    1 billion - Cities-Districts-Areas-Neighborhoods-Buildings-Floors-1000 children

  • @lucas8385
    @lucas8385 5 місяців тому +79

    ngl the 3 kids bedroom design looks very good

    • @mustafagani1909
      @mustafagani1909 5 місяців тому +11

      I mean they only had to push the wall to the middle of the house

    • @Sovereign_Forsaken
      @Sovereign_Forsaken 5 місяців тому

      no it doesnt

    • @lucas8385
      @lucas8385 5 місяців тому

      @@mustafagani1909 That's light work no reaction

  • @CommittingMelonies
    @CommittingMelonies 3 місяці тому +4

    Aunt always comes in clutch 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @baldingfox77558
    @baldingfox77558 6 місяців тому +152

    the 1st one actually goesd hard

    • @Sereal5706
      @Sereal5706 6 місяців тому +2

      It does

    • @Sereal5706
      @Sereal5706 6 місяців тому +12

      Especially with the galvanised square steel

    • @OlivierMoisan-um2ln
      @OlivierMoisan-um2ln 6 місяців тому +10

      At 1:38 it says: "when he is tired of reading or writting, he can go read a book." Isn't he supposed to be tired of reading?

    • @thecorrurtion215
      @thecorrurtion215 6 місяців тому +11

      ⁠@@OlivierMoisan-um2lndon’t ask, just get galvanized squared steel 🔥🔥😨

    • @OlivierMoisan-um2ln
      @OlivierMoisan-um2ln 6 місяців тому

      @@thecorrurtion215 Ok!

  • @woundwortrx124tr6
    @woundwortrx124tr6 5 місяців тому +38

    The narrator in that first one for the 1 kid kept on saying it was too small for stuff, but that's around 1.5 times the size of my room, I want a room that spacious

    • @jyuratodus7317
      @jyuratodus7317 4 місяці тому +1

      Fr bro, my room is only 2m×2,5m

  • @gGamEboy_color
    @gGamEboy_color 5 місяців тому +133

    17:02 Domain expansion: 1 Billion Kids

  • @ibbythehacker
    @ibbythehacker Місяць тому +2

    0:00 1 kid
    2:00 2kid
    3:09 3kid
    5:56 10kid
    7:22 12kid
    10:01 100kid
    11:10 800kid
    12:35 1000kid
    15:26 100000000kid
    16:23 1000000000kid

  • @TrainsAndBusesAroundNELondon25
    @TrainsAndBusesAroundNELondon25 5 місяців тому +137

    12:30 bro made a whole mall💀

    • @Wikarian99PL
      @Wikarian99PL 5 місяців тому +2

      Looks like clone facility from Star Wars

    • @DancingMcMurphy
      @DancingMcMurphy 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Wikarian99PLthey're making droids with expansion screws and galvanized square steel, clonebros it's over

    • @Workerforhimalways
      @Workerforhimalways 5 місяців тому

      Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤

  • @The_Top_Hat_2
    @The_Top_Hat_2 5 місяців тому +40

    the room for one kid actually seems like such a nice room, i kind of wish that was my room

  • @4ndr00med4
    @4ndr00med4 6 місяців тому +49

    this channel is using sterile corporate aesthetics to show absolute shitposts of house design and it's hilarious. sir, lady or whoever is behind this... i applaud you.

    • @osasunaitor
      @osasunaitor 4 місяці тому +1

      Definitely a sir. This is peak male humour. I don't think a female would enjoy jokes about a wife having 1 billion children.

  • @johnx4531
    @johnx4531 19 днів тому +3

    Totally logical bedrooms 👌

  • @favour4271
    @favour4271 4 місяці тому +19

    100 years lasting beds beautiful.Just what i need

    • @favour4271
      @favour4271 4 місяці тому +1

      how could u afford phones and laptops which cost 2 million trillion and not a mansion?

  • @ProfessionalBugLover
    @ProfessionalBugLover 6 місяців тому +58

    ngl these videos are actually pretty helpful for bloxburg builds

    • @stupidlysimple
      @stupidlysimple 6 місяців тому +13

      the 1 kid room actually looked so good

    • @amanpuri7079
      @amanpuri7079 6 місяців тому +7

      I love the 1 kid room but this video got me at 1 million kids💀

  • @Fishgelvr.a
    @Fishgelvr.a 6 місяців тому +121

    I like how in the 3rd or 4th video, the "babies" are as tall as a 9 year old, and they know how to build a whole bedroom, including pushing a whole wall. (ty for the likes)

    • @DarkLizard-
      @DarkLizard- 6 місяців тому +5

      It’s simple knowledge!

  • @SAlim-y1p
    @SAlim-y1p 2 місяці тому +2

    Thank you so much now i know how to fit all my 1 billion kids in a bedroom 😊

  • @dragsight
    @dragsight 6 місяців тому +57

    galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥galvanised square steel 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 6 місяців тому +36

    little John's 8 boys kidnapped 2 girls...
    little John... there's something you need to address before buying galvanised square steel

    • @fads90
      @fads90 5 місяців тому +10

      Is it to make sure your eco-friendly wood veneer doesn’t trap heat and stores a sufficient amount of out of season smelly socks?

    • @jasonhalverson1180
      @jasonhalverson1180 5 місяців тому +1

      @@fads90YES!!😂

  • @amorroan
    @amorroan 6 місяців тому +103

    Unexpectedly have kids. Accidentally gave birth. 😂

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 6 місяців тому +9

      Once they divorce I cat imagine the child support bill 💀

    • @maddie2cool851
      @maddie2cool851 6 місяців тому +5

      Can't*

    • @Sovereign_Forsaken
      @Sovereign_Forsaken 5 місяців тому

      accidentally came ins ide the 12 hear odl

    • @niceclaup1
      @niceclaup1 5 місяців тому

      More common than one would think

  • @ineedchristmass
    @ineedchristmass Місяць тому +2

    that mother is a legend😂

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 5 місяців тому +29

    Why have these videos unironically taught me more about home design than the rest of my life

  • @marym1lky
    @marym1lky 6 місяців тому +32

    This aunt comes in clutch with those expansion bolts

  • @Glitchman-ms6cw
    @Glitchman-ms6cw Місяць тому +2

    All of these are litteral art. Like no matter how many, its still good somehow

  • @renaldy1068
    @renaldy1068 6 місяців тому +57

    1 hour of galvanized square steel next video please 🔥🔥

  • @Awesomed3145
    @Awesomed3145 6 місяців тому +20

    Thank you David Copperfield, you're a real one.

  • @ioanamunteanu4834
    @ioanamunteanu4834 5 місяців тому +33

    3:26 how could they push the wall💀💀💀💀

  • @aryaveerchaudhary6947
    @aryaveerchaudhary6947 2 місяці тому +3

    I have no words-

  • @FouadBaki-e6k
    @FouadBaki-e6k 6 місяців тому +58

    Nah Blud ain’t building rooms he building entire hotels💀

  • @clarachiu9278
    @clarachiu9278 4 місяці тому +56

    Is that my mom kung fu? 00:01

  • @IncomeTaxation
    @IncomeTaxation 6 місяців тому +33

    Please do a 0' by 0' room next

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial Місяць тому +2

    Still better than van life

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 6 місяців тому +40

    Most sane home design:

  • @Whispense
    @Whispense 6 місяців тому +19

    the way it’s explained is genuinely the kind of thing i would write in my dt exams 😭

    • @Choso_ig
      @Choso_ig 6 місяців тому +1

      Sorry I’m like so slow, what’s a dt exam

    • @Whispense
      @Whispense 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Choso_ig an exam for dt? the school subject?

    • @Leechlordfestus
      @Leechlordfestus 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Whispensedt?

    • @Bl6z0
      @Bl6z0 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Whispensewhat is dt?

    • @Whispense
      @Whispense 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Bl6z0 it’s a school subject?? design and technology??

  • @wolfishrailfan3890
    @wolfishrailfan3890 5 місяців тому +12

    This is the best compilation of galvanized square steel.

  • @TheWorldsMostNormalDuck
    @TheWorldsMostNormalDuck 2 місяці тому +24

    bro karate kicked the bed into the backrooms 😭😭😭😭😭 0:13

  • @starrekt2037
    @starrekt2037 5 місяців тому +16

    1 Kid - Small Space, Many Things.
    2 Kids - Little Space, Almost The Same As 1 Kid, And Just A Little Bit Cooler.
    3 Kids - Bad Boys, Pushes Outer Wall To Make The Space Bigger, For Sleep.
    4 Kids - We Couldn't See It...
    10 Kids - Small Room, Super Cool, Cozy Cool.
    12 Kids - Built A Circular Structure.
    100 Kids - Super Big Room, Add Kids Names, Continues Praying, Cool.
    800 Kids - Room Become 1 Lightyear.
    1,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, Durability, Kids.
    100,000 Kids - Smashes The Floor 2 Time, 92,105,195,528,527,501,586,461,506 Lag, Same As 1,000 Kids.
    100,000,000 Kids - Extremely Laggy, 10,000 Lightyears.
    1,000,000,000 Kids - Breaks Floor 159,490 Time, 8,910,682,105 Lines Of Galvanized Steal, 105,194,194 Ladders, 1,000,000,000 Kids, 142,857 Escalators.
    Infinite Kids - Breaks Floor 109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,109,962,105,185,601,953,401,778,104,204 Time.

  • @vibraniumpotato6493
    @vibraniumpotato6493 6 місяців тому +43

    11:18 this part is crazy

  • @Hana_offlice
    @Hana_offlice 6 місяців тому +16

    The first one is actually my dream bedroom

  • @ZiggyM777
    @ZiggyM777 20 днів тому +10

    4:01 big kitten? 💀

  • @spookybells5099
    @spookybells5099 5 місяців тому +7

    These designs are actually really good-

  • @michellekaczmarczyk8793
    @michellekaczmarczyk8793 5 місяців тому +10

    BRO IDK WHY I KEEP WATCHING THIS ITS TO GOOD I CANT STOPPPPP

  • @Adriblet
    @Adriblet 6 місяців тому +33

    16:53 those eco friendly wood veeners arent friendly anymore ☠️☠️☠️

  • @RockyKU
    @RockyKU 2 місяці тому

    I recently had 4 kids and I have been really struggling to find them rooms. I used your trick and it worked! It was very expensive, but certainly worth it!😊

  • @BlitzGamer12356
    @BlitzGamer12356 5 місяців тому +30

    bro totally saved Korea’s birth fertility and japan 15:28 until to the end

    • @rittwik
      @rittwik 5 місяців тому +2

      Maybe NORTH KOREA's birth rate 🇰🇵🤰👶🚀💥

  • @fascinatingfaux811
    @fascinatingfaux811 6 місяців тому +18

    So much Galvanized square steel! This is an epic video.

  • @Local_walmart_bag
    @Local_walmart_bag 5 місяців тому +11

    IS THE MOM OK?

  • @katherinetran3699
    @katherinetran3699 20 днів тому +1

    first one- my dream bedroom..

  • @Just_Me319
    @Just_Me319 5 місяців тому +27

    The long lost martial arts secret Buddha palm😂 16:35

  • @Humanitaran-warcriminal
    @Humanitaran-warcriminal 6 місяців тому +7

    Okay let's be honest here, the 1st and 2nd video is actually a good idea ngl

  • @khuenpetpongpaew4144
    @khuenpetpongpaew4144 6 місяців тому +14

    1 kids truly a wise words

    • @shimmyahshimmyahh
      @shimmyahshimmyahh 6 місяців тому +5

      “1 kids truly a wise words” those are some very wise words, young man.

  • @rosalinabebe
    @rosalinabebe Місяць тому +10

    5:51 What was that is this a 4 kids????????😦

  • @ihavegachaluckbutnotirlluck
    @ihavegachaluckbutnotirlluck 6 місяців тому +54

    I just wanted to ask, how do you accidentally have 1 billion kids?

    • @iMAXsProductions
      @iMAXsProductions 5 місяців тому

      You get married you have a kid you get divorced and do it over and over again until you have 1 billion kids

    • @Giveme.some-skittles
      @Giveme.some-skittles 5 місяців тому

      Adopting kids for 25 years

    • @June43278
      @June43278 5 місяців тому +5

      Surgar mommy's prob 💀

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 5 місяців тому +3

      She was for the streets.

    • @Lorrenzo248
      @Lorrenzo248 5 місяців тому +3

      Daddy overflow

  • @TheDecentt
    @TheDecentt 5 місяців тому +14

    Thank goodness for those aunts

  • @ThirteeNov
    @ThirteeNov 6 місяців тому +6

    first i thought it is serious home design but turned out it is a joke and i really like it and subscribed!

  • @RookyLobster447
    @RookyLobster447 3 місяці тому +1

    i cant wait to immerse my heart in the ocean of knowledge with this design!

  • @giantlactismid5704
    @giantlactismid5704 4 місяці тому +6

    I love the kick at the start