Utsuho Does Science

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  • @Joshthepikachu2123
    @Joshthepikachu2123 8 років тому +742

    Touhou Directed By: Michael Bay
    Also, Yuuka firing back was great

    • @matatsuki-ninjax7142
      @matatsuki-ninjax7142 5 років тому +46

      Yuuka: Sup wat u doing folks
      Utsuho: We are doing... SCIENCE

  • @awe9217
    @awe9217 8 років тому +276

    Utsusho is funded by Aperture Science, also responsible for the creation of the nuke arm stuff

    • @koslova.2151
      @koslova.2151 3 роки тому +2

      Okku is Cave Jhonson wife
      If begining to look a lot like ¡SCIENCE!

  • @irvalfirestar6265
    @irvalfirestar6265 9 років тому +296

    There's no common sense in Gensokyo, but is there common SCIENCE?

    • @Luna-us3uj
      @Luna-us3uj 4 роки тому +11

      Thinking intensifies

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +8

      *Intensity intensifies*

  • @EternallyPrussian
    @EternallyPrussian 9 років тому +245

    I have to hand it to Okuu. She's come so far after being confused for a horse by Koishi...

    • @koishikomeiji684
      @koishikomeiji684 4 роки тому +6

      Everyon would mistake her for a hors
      She stinks
      The smel of wed is better

    • @yehwat527
      @yehwat527 3 роки тому +11

      Hly shit did Ciryes just Predicted Touhou 17?!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Рік тому

      Yeehaw?

  • @askas9627
    @askas9627 9 років тому +281

    "Science"
    *[something something portal joke]*

    • @Ciryes
      @Ciryes  9 років тому +61

      She's doing science but she's dead

    • @legendofthecommentsection6513
      @legendofthecommentsection6513 8 років тому +14

      +Ciryes no she's still alive and wants you gone

    • @lashimarusanade
      @lashimarusanade 7 років тому +7

      The cake is a- wrong joke

    • @4storyboss
      @4storyboss 5 років тому +4

      Yukari would reverse the science tho

    • @koslova.2151
      @koslova.2151 3 роки тому

      Maybe Black Mesa, ¡that was a joke! Haha, fat chance

  • @kaori-shiamiya8641
    @kaori-shiamiya8641 4 роки тому +43

    i have never seen or played Touhou before
    this is my first impression of Touhou
    this is great guys i need more of this

  • @ohdudethatsepic9615
    @ohdudethatsepic9615 9 років тому +643

    can they teach this science in high school

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 8 років тому +50

      +The Potato They tried once...guess how that ended

    • @overloader7900
      @overloader7900 4 роки тому +20

      They do teach basics of nuclear physics at grade 9 in russia

    • @koishikomeiji684
      @koishikomeiji684 4 роки тому +7

      *We're in Gensokyo*
      *Nothing is normal in Gensokyo*

    • @dusk7484
      @dusk7484 4 роки тому +9

      Utsuho teleports in and fucking kills the science teacher.
      “That’s baby shit. You wanna see real ass SCIENCE?!”

    • @русланбуйло-ъ8т
      @русланбуйло-ъ8т 4 роки тому

      yep

  • @bladfufu
    @bladfufu 9 років тому +162

    Okuu didn't nothing wrong

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 8 років тому +176

    Wait, Nitori is making a cloning machine? Does that mean I can get all the Nitori I want?

    • @amitbenmoshe3495
      @amitbenmoshe3495 7 років тому +18

      LEGEND OF THE COMMENT SECTION
      U can manipulate weaboo loli slayer wit tis shit

    • @commensalism1997
      @commensalism1997 3 роки тому +3

      @Martin Beltran hi

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Рік тому

      She did clone Marisas and Mimas..

    • @mrbabbles5989
      @mrbabbles5989 Рік тому

      You can clone every character you want!

  • @virgo7945
    @virgo7945 5 років тому +36

    when satori said"SHES DOING SCIENCE!!,"the alert sound is a tornado warning sound.

    • @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit
      @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit 4 роки тому +3

      also can be used as nuclear fallout alert. litterally depends on the code used (yes there are codes depending on which alert has to be sent)

  • @ITotallyGetThat
    @ITotallyGetThat 8 років тому +159

    i like the part where science

    • @bwehhhh
      @bwehhhh 7 років тому +10

      why this isn't the top comment

    • @foe3789
      @foe3789 7 місяців тому

      @@bwehhhh becuz nobody likes science😞

  • @ZeStreD
    @ZeStreD 9 років тому +94

    3:25 LOL When Yuuka shot back I burst out laughing.

    • @gameingtothemax6266
      @gameingtothemax6266 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah kuz Yuuka technically created the master spark (though it wasn't called that) and Marisa kinda copied her

    • @MelCMlol
      @MelCMlol 3 роки тому +7

      3:33 didn't know okuu got a master spark too

  • @BlagdenLeCorbeau
    @BlagdenLeCorbeau 9 років тому +146

    "HYPOTENUSE"
    i can't i'm on the floor laughing like a bitchnugget, halp.

  • @nexieterithu1073
    @nexieterithu1073 7 років тому +77

    I want Okuu to be my science teacher.

    • @koslova.2151
      @koslova.2151 3 роки тому +5

      Nuclear fusion and atomic separation looks good

    • @MelCMlol
      @MelCMlol 3 роки тому +5

      And be a sun god too

    • @SDoggo
      @SDoggo Рік тому

      omg I just commented this without looking in the comments

  • @Arzvet
    @Arzvet 3 роки тому +20

    There's nothing better in this than the face reimu makes after usuho does science in her shrine

  • @loucam-l6214
    @loucam-l6214 3 роки тому +7

    3:36 "lol okuu are you even aiming for anything in particular"
    *BOOM*

  • @GremlinBurgerSnatcher
    @GremlinBurgerSnatcher 9 років тому +54

    Alternate ending keine: fuck science history is better

  • @anduinxbym6633
    @anduinxbym6633 7 років тому +34

    1:26 You'd think she would remember the person who empowered her :P

  • @ParadiseWantsCirnoFumo
    @ParadiseWantsCirnoFumo 10 місяців тому +2

    what a pretty mushroom
    - komeiji koishi

  • @elaine12ph
    @elaine12ph 4 роки тому +8

    *What a pretty mushroom*

    • @Phun-Bun
      @Phun-Bun 3 роки тому +1

      Don't even think about it

  • @nopecopter
    @nopecopter 9 років тому +67

    The God of Touhou parodies hath returned. UA-cam gods bless him.

  • @Ciryes
    @Ciryes  9 років тому +83

    Wow. Why is UA-cam making the video so small? I made with the correct aspect ratio. I'm confused.

    • @Ciryes
      @Ciryes  9 років тому +12

      Fixed it! No more letterboxing.

    • @EternallyPrussian
      @EternallyPrussian 9 років тому +46

      Ciryes Clearly this was the result of science.

    • @BlagdenLeCorbeau
      @BlagdenLeCorbeau 9 років тому +2

      Ciryes "i give zero shits"

    • @ExplodingOdin
      @ExplodingOdin 9 років тому

      Nanomachines, son.

    • @EternallyPrussian
      @EternallyPrussian 9 років тому

      ExplodingOdin We're making the mother of all nuclear rods here, we can't worry about every single isotope...

  • @DBetz109
    @DBetz109 9 років тому +15

    Instead of "science" I think Okuu thinks "silence"

  • @Jakshark
    @Jakshark 3 роки тому +7

    I see okuu has been watching a LOT of mythbusters, Adam would be proud

  • @Metal-
    @Metal- 9 років тому +21

    This is by far the funniest video you've made
    that also might be my Utsuho bias but whatever
    Welcome back!

  • @VioletJosh
    @VioletJosh 9 років тому +53

    Yes, the Ciryes is back! Hilarity will ensue once again!

  • @ezekielbaskerville2710
    @ezekielbaskerville2710 7 років тому +13

    SPAAAAAACEEEEEEEE!!!
    I kinda expected her to say that...

  • @twinkiegaming5077
    @twinkiegaming5077 9 років тому +10

    Did anyone notice that Utuho kept holding up her middle finger the whole episode

  • @VioletStar27
    @VioletStar27 9 років тому +17

    If only school science was like this

  • @nintengurnd
    @nintengurnd 9 років тому +35

    HE BE BACK FROM HTE TUMBLER MACHINE

    • @nintengurnd
      @nintengurnd 9 років тому

      Phantasm Forte Yeah you did say that already, thanks btw

    • @nintengurnd
      @nintengurnd 9 років тому +1

      Phantasm Forte Small world.

    • @Gir558
      @Gir558 9 років тому +2

      It's because Ciryes is a god. How could we not all come here to worship?

  • @MythlyInari
    @MythlyInari 9 років тому +10

    3:12
    The best part of the video.

  • @Awalys
    @Awalys 9 років тому +35

    SCIENCE! *rave party*

    • @thettbd
      @thettbd 9 років тому +4

      Hina Face Sanae: Kanako, where are you going? Kanako: My people need me. *enters rave party*

  • @dogryme6
    @dogryme6 5 років тому +14

    Typical Koishi.
    Yuuka firing back was brilliant.
    Also love Sumireko.
    I also love how the story went from there afterwards. Although I doubt after what Utsuho did to the outside world that Gensokyo will survive for much longer before getting more nuked than even she can do.

  • @PlayDANMAKU
    @PlayDANMAKU 5 років тому +6

    5:27 Utsho then stopped moving.
    And sudenly stopped thiking as well

  • @Magiftw
    @Magiftw 9 років тому +17

    My bloody hell that was beautiful. SCIENCE BITCHES!!!

  • @32th
    @32th 7 років тому +9

    This video inspired me to watch another video on how to build a nuke.

  • @kalenipclaw5683
    @kalenipclaw5683 Рік тому +2

    i predicted yuuka firing back but the moment was still absolute gold
    also sumireko surviving one laser through the sheer power of phrasing was great

  • @CyberSoraMFB
    @CyberSoraMFB 7 років тому +4

    Giving Utsuho An Unstable Isotope.. *GENIUS!!!*

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi 9 років тому +40

    Since when did michael bay make touhou movies?

    • @MythlyInari
      @MythlyInari 9 років тому +4

      +xof49 Well. A little overboard.

  • @4shi10
    @4shi10 4 роки тому +5

    3:10
    me and the bois planning on how to science

  • @pepsiman8137
    @pepsiman8137 9 років тому +46

    What if... The Utsuho that died at the end was just a clone? She is still out there... Sciencing various assholes... Causing die and smithereens...*X-Files theme*

  • @AngeluxVT
    @AngeluxVT 9 років тому +2

    I'm really happy you make new videos and that you put all thoses new characters.
    Also, Phrasing,

  • @BloodestbathBill
    @BloodestbathBill 9 років тому +6

    "Lol what are you wearing? A fucking croissant? lol shithead."
    -Okuu

  • @thettbd
    @thettbd 9 років тому +13

    Rikako would be proud.

  • @feelshowdy
    @feelshowdy 5 років тому +4

    5:33 and then, Utsuho stopped thinking...

  • @nvyjealousy
    @nvyjealousy 3 роки тому +3

    Okuu saves gensokyo from the KKHTA Incident

  • @Sp0okeh
    @Sp0okeh 9 років тому +19

    if i was in gensokyo, i wouldnt have to take physics -.-
    on the other hand, i would like THAT kind of science lmao

  • @ScttDynamite220
    @ScttDynamite220 9 років тому +15

    All of my yes.

  • @nico1520
    @nico1520 8 років тому +7

    CIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @GarryDumblowski
    @GarryDumblowski 9 років тому +11

    IT'S TIME
    FOR ME TO MAKE A SERIOUS POLITICAL JOKE ON A CIRYES VIDEO
    Me: Utsuho= Jenna McCarthy
    Crowd: BOO!

  • @raichu493
    @raichu493 9 років тому +25

    Directed by Michael Bay

  • @AsaLothario
    @AsaLothario 9 років тому +3

    Can't wait for a TH15 coverage video. Your contributions are upper tier whether you realize it or not!

  • @MasterOfHelium
    @MasterOfHelium 9 років тому +3

    Yay, good to see you're back! Especially with new sfx you applied to pics!

  • @AJD558
    @AJD558 2 роки тому +5

    2:08 thats what she said

  • @Ice-yp4wg
    @Ice-yp4wg 5 років тому +9

    6:09
    Russian Utsuho

  • @marisaraindrops
    @marisaraindrops 9 років тому +27

    I'm going to send this to my teacher as extra credit for science class. "Is this not what you're supposed to be teaching us?" (JK I'm not actually going to try that)

  • @joannamysluk8623
    @joannamysluk8623 4 роки тому +3

    3:08 And then, *_Subterranean Stars._*

  • @Hecticatia
    @Hecticatia 4 роки тому +3

    The word science looks so foreign after all the times I saw it in the video help

  • @cortezblackful1601
    @cortezblackful1601 9 років тому +4

    What has science doneeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973
    @epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973 4 роки тому +3

    1:21 f in the chat for nitori.

  • @Wolf.e
    @Wolf.e Рік тому +1

    Perfect content...

  • @captaindoesyoutube7925
    @captaindoesyoutube7925 4 роки тому +1

    what a pretty mushroom

  • @epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973
    @epiphaniedbyjinsvoice3973 4 роки тому +4

    2:48
    tewi:wanna die?
    patchy:fuck yeah
    keine:OH SHIT.
    (utsujo start using ScIeNCieE intensifies)

  • @auriidraws5563
    @auriidraws5563 3 роки тому +2

    science is love, science is life

  • @mrbabbles5989
    @mrbabbles5989 Рік тому +1

    I love how Sanae repaired the Hakurei Shrine.

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 7 років тому +2

    RIP in peace, Patchouli, killed twice by DR.OCTAGONAPUS !

  • @hifuu1383
    @hifuu1383 5 років тому +1

    That should teach you for wanting Okuu as a science teacher Johnny.

    • @koslova.2151
      @koslova.2151 3 роки тому

      Portal fans and Touhou fans are diferent, i am the bridge to both fanbases

  • @RezaLaCanaille
    @RezaLaCanaille 9 років тому +1

    Weeee! Thank you, I love dem vids!

  • @AmbassadorBreadloaf
    @AmbassadorBreadloaf 7 років тому +3

    This video describes my life very accurately.

  • @GontranLeTheogal
    @GontranLeTheogal 9 років тому +2

    Ciryes deliver once again. Today is a good day.

  • @blitzenforcer7123
    @blitzenforcer7123 3 роки тому +3

    5:40 is the canon ending of KKHTA

  • @songoku9566
    @songoku9566 3 роки тому +2

    O god Okuu with Flandre's 4 of a kind

  • @Javi_Lacking
    @Javi_Lacking 9 років тому

    This is pretty much SA in a nutshell.
    Also, good to have you back, man.

  • @torqueandrikotoone
    @torqueandrikotoone 3 роки тому +3

    3:50 is my favorite part.

  • @pokemonkarma
    @pokemonkarma 3 роки тому +2

    LOL That's actually quality content

  • @benji_tunez
    @benji_tunez 7 років тому +3

    5:21 Utsuho ends up like Kars

  • @fluffy_cheese7478
    @fluffy_cheese7478 4 роки тому

    Eventually it’s utsuho stopped thinking

  • @kiru5868
    @kiru5868 3 роки тому +1

    Alternate Title: Okuu destroy everything with power of science

  • @Dyzinel
    @Dyzinel 9 років тому +1

    That was ...beautiful...

  • @Hitori0okami
    @Hitori0okami 9 років тому +26

    CUMBIRD

  • @Mr._Sherwood
    @Mr._Sherwood 7 років тому +1

    'Y'all came to the wrong neighbourhood'
    Oh god I'm dying...

  • @pokevii
    @pokevii 9 років тому

    see when i heard the death noise my heart just sunk automatically because i'm so used to it

  • @tohzikai8286
    @tohzikai8286 6 років тому +1

    New source of nuclear energy

  • @stuka_7
    @stuka_7 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe I'm sitting here dying because of "unstbable isotope"

  • @andybuscus383
    @andybuscus383 8 років тому +3

    My favorite part was when Yuuka fired back.

  • @OneWeekGirl
    @OneWeekGirl 5 років тому +1

    Eirin, I don't feel so good...

  • @aiasfree
    @aiasfree 9 років тому

    HIATUS: BACK ON

  • @theRealPlaidRabbit
    @theRealPlaidRabbit 9 років тому +21

    You keep using that word "science". I do not think it means what you think it means.

  • @ninjacat230
    @ninjacat230 8 років тому

    doing the balls thing without interferance break's gensoyoko's barier permanatly

  • @00ShatteredData
    @00ShatteredData 9 років тому +1

    PRAISE THE GOD OF SCIENCE!!! \o/

  • @YukariYakumo0
    @YukariYakumo0 9 років тому +7

    Lol, Science

    • @garyconrad1
      @garyconrad1 9 років тому

      Fallout !

    • @YukariYakumo0
      @YukariYakumo0 9 років тому +1

      Gary Blewaska War, war never changes. Even in Gensokyo.

  • @saphinarii
    @saphinarii 4 роки тому

    you thought _1_ nuclear fusion is aweful? Then let's make _4_ of them!

  • @goatythecringeyone7686
    @goatythecringeyone7686 3 роки тому +1

    Ciryes, you must've been high making this.

  • @Meh-fo7sp
    @Meh-fo7sp 7 років тому +1

    PRAISE THE SUN

  • @damnedtosuffer666
    @damnedtosuffer666 4 роки тому +1

    SCIENCE

  • @Bravidunno
    @Bravidunno 9 років тому +5

    1:59 Big-eyed kawaii Kanako.

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому

      juan barahoma
      I'm dying of laughter!

    • @Bravidunno
      @Bravidunno 9 років тому

      +juan barahoma
      Maybe because it is funny ? B)

  • @ForestFairy
    @ForestFairy Рік тому +1

    Oppenheimer would be proud, I think?

  • @editgallery8560
    @editgallery8560 5 років тому

    Utsuho knows who Kanako is, Kanako convinced Utsuho to eat Yataragatsu

  • @VentiVonOsterreich
    @VentiVonOsterreich 9 років тому

    Next I want Yuuka to smash any random bystander's heads against a piece of jagged andesite as a form of greeting.

  • @JordijoP
    @JordijoP 5 років тому +1

    Wait a minute...are your videos back?! Yeeeee!! I missed them!!