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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @ganaraminukshuk0
    @ganaraminukshuk0 9 років тому +13

    I think using a fortune cookie as a visual analogy to what a web cookie does is the best visual analogy ever. Not only is it delicious, it's got information inside.

  • @4tifk
    @4tifk 9 років тому +338

    recommendations
    how to make sugar cookies
    how to make cookies
    cookie recipes
    Google cookies
    finally

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 років тому +11

      oh yea cookie clicker also

    • @joshuafalck_
      @joshuafalck_ 9 років тому

      +Atif Khan I got that too.

    • @batfan1939
      @batfan1939 9 років тому

      So I wasn't the only one to get those recommendations?
      On an unrelated note, I could really go for a vanilla sugar cookie.

    • @KubesVoxel
      @KubesVoxel 9 років тому

      +Atif Khan Who took the cookie?

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 років тому

      Kubes Voxel sorry

  • @omegasad4509
    @omegasad4509 6 років тому +55

    The internet loves us, it gives us cookies :D

  • @ThePokefan382
    @ThePokefan382 9 років тому +79

    LinusBakingTips

  • @iasliam
    @iasliam 9 років тому +195

    Faster Linus! Faster Faster!

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 років тому

      Great video ;)

    • @car714
      @car714 9 років тому +2

      +Liam Moscrop Lol I see what you did there - Brum Brum

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 років тому

      ***** lol

    • @iasliam
      @iasliam 9 років тому

      ***** Holy Shit I didn't think this one through o_o ....help

    • @escape093
      @escape093 9 років тому +1

      +Liam Moscrop ON, ON! FASTER, FASTER!
      ~ Troublesome Trucks

  • @bryanwong1766
    @bryanwong1766 9 років тому +18

    0:54 "take a break from porn" is not equal to 我愛丹尼斯(Translation: I love Danny).
    nice try.

  • @rstar0000
    @rstar0000 9 років тому +11

    Expected a cooking tutorial. Was extremely disappointed.

  • @DBnugget
    @DBnugget 5 років тому +1

    I was doing research about browser cookies because I intended to make a video explaining what cookies do and how they are used. However, there is no way that I can possibly do a better job than what you have done here. Excellent job! Great presentation! I'm off to find another subject for my next video, haha, Mike ☺

  • @stfuyoutube423
    @stfuyoutube423 3 роки тому +3

    so basically, if someone tells me “HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA” or “PC CLEANER PRO DOWNLOAD NOW”, they’re trying to give me dessert

  • @4tifk
    @4tifk 9 років тому +134

    third party cookies
    weed cookies
    normal nice ones
    the cookies your mum makes

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr 9 років тому +6

      youre not really that funny you know

    • @JohnDoe-np6lb
      @JohnDoe-np6lb 9 років тому

      +Atif Khan weed is gr8

    • @derpolacke2165
      @derpolacke2165 9 років тому

      +Atif Khan you was faster... way faster..

    • @paulmundt144
      @paulmundt144 8 років тому

      +Sugna B Dont fall 4 the b8 m8

    • @UnluckyBro-
      @UnluckyBro- 6 років тому

      volvo pls nerf Your videos are cringy

  • @PsCdita
    @PsCdita 9 років тому +120

    stealing my bank accont? yeah right steal my 29,8 euros. i shuld get job..... and life ;(

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 років тому

      +PSVITA芬兰 Learn to code and you will have a well paid job guarantee

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 років тому +6

      +wwwelkam coding isn't for everyone you know..... even for someone like me who wants to learn but doesn't have the patience for it.

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 років тому +9

      vgamesx1 Common misconception about programming is that you can fully learn something. Each time developers start on new project they go to google and it doesnt matter that they worked 10 years in that field.

    • @vgamesx1
      @vgamesx1 9 років тому +3

      wwwelkam well I didn't say fully learn, I know the basics of how coding works, so I can somewhat read it but, I simply can't make out much of anything meaningful, so for example I it'll take a while for me to figure out, so I can make a few changes here or there however I find it very difficult to actually write code myself.

    • @erwinjitsu_3706
      @erwinjitsu_3706 6 років тому

      vgamesx1 it's true, even pros google all the code they make. So coding essentially is just googling, altho you might have some basic things always in your mind when making a script or just coding.
      Maths is another misconception, coders might never need any skill in mathmatics. However, it does provide some help in some cases where you might need to make some advanced calculationsi without the use of multiple steps.

  • @spazmatsuit3677
    @spazmatsuit3677 9 років тому +4

    Found some awesome recipes thanks to the related section of this video.
    Thanks Linus Bake Tips! :D

  • @marcbreuerTech
    @marcbreuerTech 9 років тому

    Holy crap yesterday I was searching for a video from you about cookies for school because I really thought you already had one, but I couldn't find it! And this morning I was just going through my UA-cam subscriptions and I saw this!

  • @DanielFenandes
    @DanielFenandes 9 років тому +81

    Why isn't third party cookies disabled by default?

    • @MasterChaoko
      @MasterChaoko 9 років тому +18

      +Daniel Dourado Browsers are designed to conform to a set of expectations by default. One of those expectations is that it accepts cookies as a general rule. Were a browser to attempt to block a certain fluid class of cookies, it would break functionality. By leaving disabling certain cookies to the user, it becomes the user's fault when something breaks, as opposed to the browser. This also helps prevent cookies from turning into an arms race of advertisers vs browsers

    • @user-py9cy1sy9u
      @user-py9cy1sy9u 9 років тому +1

      +Daniel Dourado Third party is a therm that is defined by browser

    • @CelmorSmith
      @CelmorSmith 9 років тому +8

      +wwwelkam
      Third party cookies are pretty well defined, essentially first party is the site you are visiting (see URL in address bar), whereas third party cookies come from embedded elements in that site.
      +Daniel Dourado Having third party cookies default will first of break UA-cam comments as they are delivered by Google+

    • @10meisterballe
      @10meisterballe 3 роки тому +1

      because you are using a browser from an ad company

  • @holzdamolz
    @holzdamolz 4 роки тому +1

    Fast forward 5 years later. Who knew we would be needing toilet paper so bad

  • @KorraTransPhoenix
    @KorraTransPhoenix Рік тому +4

    Foreshadowing...

  • @Sh0cKwavE__
    @Sh0cKwavE__ 7 років тому +2

    Both the machine and Samaritan are eating your cookies. You are being watched

    • @michailvamvasakis1006
      @michailvamvasakis1006 7 років тому +1

      Ben Hoang the government has a secret system that's spy on you on every hour of every day

  • @NoorquackerInd
    @NoorquackerInd 9 років тому

    "Yeah, let me just pull this giant gaming computer out and just walk out the door while the owner's on it..."

  • @jamiepilkington5298
    @jamiepilkington5298 9 років тому

    thought you might find it funny that all that came up in the suggestion is videos on how to make cookies. Can't wait for it to happen the other way around when someone is baking and finds out about cookies

  • @kraken_43
    @kraken_43 9 років тому

    your channel is the only channel which makes tech, fun

  • @johnman6234
    @johnman6234 4 роки тому +1

    1:20 DID YOU JUST SAY *dramatic stop* TOILET PAPER?

  • @alisamer360
    @alisamer360 9 років тому +82

    in a perfect world there won't be the edge browser

    • @Plusimurfriend
      @Plusimurfriend 9 років тому +24

      +ali IIFive in a perfect world there wont be a need for the internet. we would all know everything about everything and anything.

    • @FelixMustermann
      @FelixMustermann 9 років тому +8

      +ali IIFive I use Edge and Love it^^

    • @adityaravishankar8344
      @adityaravishankar8344 9 років тому

      +ali IIFive
      Yes, there would be Hololens

    • @ZacElCapitan
      @ZacElCapitan 9 років тому +4

      +ali IIFive Dude Edge is great

    • @Scoopta
      @Scoopta 9 років тому +2

      +ali IIFive I feel like you can't say this. It's not IE and I don't use edge...I don't even use Windows(I'm on Linux...not a Mac) and I don't particularly like MS. Even still I don't think edge is all that bad. Especially when compared with IE.

  • @mitchellhuse993
    @mitchellhuse993 8 років тому

    That cookie jar thing was a pretty good pun

  • @ayman9517
    @ayman9517 4 роки тому +5

    1:22 toilet paper, what a sought after resource nowadays

  • @superslimanoniem4712
    @superslimanoniem4712 4 роки тому

    0:54 “I love Dennis” 😂😂😂

  • @Slasher74DaMiner
    @Slasher74DaMiner 9 років тому +1

    File Formats as Fast as Possible *+LinusTechTips +Techquickie*

  • @iangratton6062
    @iangratton6062 7 років тому +1

    Really expected a tunnel bear ad with what the content of the video was on.

  • @elsegan
    @elsegan 9 років тому +50

    Marmite-Britain
    Vegemite-Australia
    Marmite is terrible

    • @tipturkey1283
      @tipturkey1283 9 років тому +2

      Vegemite is a staple of life

    • @StormNinja01
      @StormNinja01 9 років тому +1

      It tastes good with porridge.

    • @schnitzel438
      @schnitzel438 9 років тому

      +Samuel Hoffmann (StormNinja01) thanks :)

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 9 років тому

      Pro-Vegemite supporter.There are 2 types of Marmite.. UK Marmite.. and the rest of the world Marmite.
      I would not say the UK one is great but it is better then the other that they tired.

    • @jacobs9318
      @jacobs9318 9 років тому +2

      +wobbly sauce UK Marmite and NZ Marmite

  • @nerissacrawford8017
    @nerissacrawford8017 6 років тому

    That paper and burritos bit tho.
    😂

  • @nand3kudasai
    @nand3kudasai 9 років тому

    @3:22 you should also activate the "send do not track request" (though that's different is also related to privacy).

  • @generalkitten2100
    @generalkitten2100 8 років тому +1

    WHO STOLE THE COOCKIE FROM THE COOCKIE JAR

  • @kasenratliff1832
    @kasenratliff1832 3 роки тому

    I think if someone walks away with your computer you have much bigger problems to worry about

  • @MaxwellTornado
    @MaxwellTornado 9 років тому

    "Actually isn't as nefarious as it sounds" ... It sounds like a perfectly normal tracking program to me.

  • @gregoryg.9404
    @gregoryg.9404 8 років тому +1

    1:20 So so sooooooo hilarious! Can't stop laughing!

  • @YuhengLohisGorgeous
    @YuhengLohisGorgeous 8 років тому

    The chinese words in 0:57 is actually I love Dannis lol

  • @aperturec
    @aperturec 9 років тому

    Recommendations I hear you say? Cookie baking tips and "Failing a test"... ok.

  • @projectjt3149
    @projectjt3149 4 роки тому

    Can I just say how even though most people knew about cookies for a while now, the public wasn't *that* concerned until Cambridge Analytica happened? And yet after that, nobody called the cookies but rather "trackers".

  • @DANNYFIGDESIGNS
    @DANNYFIGDESIGNS 5 років тому

    Oh my god I needed toilet paper after you mentioned the target market for burritos. And the ending... OH MY GOD. Fan for life! Thanks for the great information... yet once again!

  • @Gentoli
    @Gentoli 9 років тому

    At 58 seconds, the Chinese characters reads:"I love Dennis(我爱丹尼斯)"

  • @DrummaBoy202
    @DrummaBoy202 8 років тому +6

    3:45 looks like he just came

    • @z-scart5463
      @z-scart5463 8 років тому +3

      Oh...he did...I should know.........I was there.

  • @EDToasty
    @EDToasty 9 років тому +1

    0:55 "Take a break from porn, I love Dennis"

  • @ThatDudeRhys
    @ThatDudeRhys 9 років тому

    'D'ya know who's not bad guys?' my frontal lobe just puked!

  • @souldier6075
    @souldier6075 9 років тому

    Like cus the Segway from the video to Lydia. 10/10 IGN!

  • @eagle56786
    @eagle56786 9 років тому +1

    Took me a while to get the burrito joke.

  • @hippiechickie18
    @hippiechickie18 9 років тому +1

    5:00 nice voice break, linus.

  • @desynthed
    @desynthed 8 років тому +1

    These videos are really cool!

  • @MarksStephens
    @MarksStephens 9 років тому +1

    Give that man a cookie

  • @w2.ill_
    @w2.ill_ 9 років тому

    For those of you who are wondering what it says at 0:54, it says "I love Dennis."

  • @domenv66
    @domenv66 9 років тому

    cookies are swag
    cookies are life
    cookies are friends

  • @UjangBoyor
    @UjangBoyor 7 років тому

    i love when this guy when explaining something and ends up with advertisement, lol

  • @Demkeys
    @Demkeys 9 років тому

    Man your videos are super helpful! Keep up the good work!

  • @zafraan3038
    @zafraan3038 7 років тому

    love the way you explain stuff! I always watch it videos to motivate myself to learn

  • @MrPocketCrafter
    @MrPocketCrafter 9 років тому

    Now all my suggestions are filled with cookie recipes -_-

  • @eeromutka
    @eeromutka 9 років тому

    Next episode: cakes as fast as possible

  • @TheGavYu
    @TheGavYu 9 років тому

    The fortune cookie doesn't even say "Take a break from porn", it says "I love Dennis"

  • @urockit2011
    @urockit2011 5 років тому +1

    I thought marmite was the british version and vegemite is the australian...? Great video!

  • @Ryzza5
    @Ryzza5 9 років тому

    Install a browser extension such as 'Privacy Badger' to monitor just how many tracking cookies are on your favourite sites and have them blocked for you.

  • @crageth
    @crageth 8 років тому

    "Take a break from porn" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just have to take a deep breath, this is why i watch this video right now

  • @dr.suspicious6420
    @dr.suspicious6420 9 років тому +5

    Linus, Why aren't transferspeeds not stable? like donw/upload and usb drives??

  • @baska-
    @baska- 9 років тому

    Nice video! Thanks, @Linus.

  • @truenoong
    @truenoong 9 років тому

    To anyone who may be wondering, the chinese words at 0:55 reads I love Dennis XD

  • @v-xup6
    @v-xup6 9 років тому +5

    that fortune cookie, take a break from porn, i love dennis??

  • @joelsettlemoir4878
    @joelsettlemoir4878 8 років тому

    I want to test that toilet paper - burrito theory

  • @jacobherman7085
    @jacobherman7085 9 років тому

    i immediately checked my browser settings to find i have third party cookies enabled.
    thanks Linus!

  • @ParadoxdesignsOrg
    @ParadoxdesignsOrg 9 років тому

    Unique visitors all look like Sherlock Holmes.

  • @Minor69her
    @Minor69her 9 років тому

    Funny thing Linus, Marmite is actually much more of a thing in the UK, we prefer Vegemite down here, Marmite is a weird sweet version that tastes terrible.

  • @justinh7576
    @justinh7576 8 років тому

    I love Dennis, is what the fortune cookie says😂

  • @mrballbreeder3749
    @mrballbreeder3749 9 років тому

    give linus a cookie ,he looks so slim

  • @GoGoGojira32
    @GoGoGojira32 9 років тому

    Who edits the fast as possible videos? I cracked (pun intended) up at the fortune cookie image at 0:54, the Chinese words actually mean "I love Dennis" xD

  • @blakeagre2684
    @blakeagre2684 8 років тому

    That girl from the cookies was horrifying

  • @slimeball6408
    @slimeball6408 9 років тому +1

    My recommended
    Baking holyday cookies
    Baking a cake
    Lets bake with...........
    Nutella muffin with............
    Got damn

  • @jackmccallum335
    @jackmccallum335 9 років тому

    The pictures in these videos are funny 😂

  • @vEnnzzoo
    @vEnnzzoo 9 років тому +5

    Me and my dad had this little argument. I said you can only get viruses etc. if you actually download stuff, and he said you can get them just by being on virus-filled sites. Who is correct?

    • @cupcake_person2877
      @cupcake_person2877 9 років тому +13

      Your dad is right

    • @vEnnzzoo
      @vEnnzzoo 9 років тому

      Quentin Brook But how? I don't get it.

    • @4tifk
      @4tifk 9 років тому

      +Eroa cookies

    • @parsiaparnian5479
      @parsiaparnian5479 9 років тому

      +Eroa leaving my comment here for reply

    • @ChaseMMD
      @ChaseMMD 9 років тому

      +Eroa data= executable cookie = possible virus?

  • @ScifiMike12
    @ScifiMike12 9 років тому

    I love the video recommendations I get after watching this video. LOL

  • @Longgshot
    @Longgshot 9 років тому

    2berkel1cup........ really?... i mean.... really? how does that even came to your mind.... wait, i don't want to know... and now if you excuse me i'll go to the corner and cry while shivering.

  • @elvanselvano
    @elvanselvano 9 років тому +4

    Stop at 3:08. Enable caption.

    • @maleknecibi
      @maleknecibi 7 років тому +1

      Wait what, I'm confused. Sorry, I know it's been a year, lol

    • @cridenh2owo257
      @cridenh2owo257 7 років тому +2

      What?

    • @SchroedpieceMedia
      @SchroedpieceMedia 6 років тому

      And... Nothing... We did that... For nothing... Lol ...nice

  • @redblack8766
    @redblack8766 9 років тому

    "You know who's not bad guys ? Lynda dot com"
    This has to be one of the lamest product placements I've ever heard , and yet it's so hilarious it works .

  • @thalessousa9380
    @thalessousa9380 9 років тому

    This as fast as possible wasn't nearly as fast as possible.

    • @kraken_43
      @kraken_43 9 років тому

      +Thales Sousa this as much fast as it gets

    • @thalessousa9380
      @thalessousa9380 9 років тому

      abhishek_100 I don't know, I was bored halfway through it. I prefer the old, shorter videos.

  • @iDerekMC
    @iDerekMC 8 років тому +1

    cookiezi as fast as possible

  • @ThatJay283
    @ThatJay283 5 років тому +1

    Stop cookie theft by using an adblocker

  • @maybeken
    @maybeken 9 років тому +1

    Well done Dennis, well done. We love you Dennis you know.. But you are adopted. :P

  • @victorpopov3809
    @victorpopov3809 9 років тому

    very good and interesting explanation thank you very much

  • @JohnPaulBuce
    @JohnPaulBuce 2 роки тому +1

    i got a cookie, but at what cost?

  • @LazoeJSCREI
    @LazoeJSCREI 9 років тому +104

    Uhh.. There is actually toilet paper on amazon. What? You learn something new everyday

    • @Rm0ran
      @Rm0ran 9 років тому +9

      +skil3z Why is that strange? Toilet paper is an absurdly common thing people use/need.

    • @dhanveeivaturi14
      @dhanveeivaturi14 9 років тому +24

      +skil3z You can even get toilets on amazon

    • @LazoeJSCREI
      @LazoeJSCREI 9 років тому +8

      Teal'c
      Yeah, thats why its bought in stores. I've never seen or heard anyone buy toilet paper from the internet. Maybe if you want like a truckload of it, like when a group of guys made a pyramid of toilet paper rolls for a world record

    • @Leo-pu2nw
      @Leo-pu2nw 9 років тому +5

      Or if you want to TP someone's house, of course...

    • @harz5935
      @harz5935 9 років тому +2

      With that pace of developement i believe you cant even walk yet lol

  • @madness1931
    @madness1931 9 років тому

    It's like stealing cookies from a baby.

  • @peanusbutther1759
    @peanusbutther1759 6 років тому

    Get this man a Cookie!!🍪.

  • @Zanda64TookMyName
    @Zanda64TookMyName 9 років тому

    As an Australian I must speak for all of us... WE DONT EAT F***ING MARMIGHT! WE EAT VEGIMIGHT! AND IT TASTES GOOD!

  • @TheyWhomTheGodsDetest
    @TheyWhomTheGodsDetest 4 роки тому

    I possess many cookies so that the websites I visit and whatever advertiser is advertising on their platform can get to know me better. Or at least, their servers will.

  • @Ral9284
    @Ral9284 9 років тому

    Tanks, this was informative and valuable. I appreciate this.

  • @DioOmicida
    @DioOmicida 9 років тому

    I actually thought this was going to be a video about eatable cookies.

  • @artvandelayimports
    @artvandelayimports 9 років тому

    You should change the shows name from as fast as possible to :explained

  • @Hydronair
    @Hydronair 9 років тому

    HISSSS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE

  • @MrBoombastic870
    @MrBoombastic870 8 років тому +4

    GRRRR IM AN AUSSIE AND I'M ANGRY AT THE MENTION OF INFERIOR MARMITE
    -satire

    • @olivertay18
      @olivertay18 8 років тому

      Dawnfriek yes omg and they didn't even have the REAL marmite :'(

  • @ambhaiji
    @ambhaiji 9 років тому

    +Techquickie Marmite is an acquired taste keep eating it for a week you'll get used to it and like it.

  • @turboedleo1052
    @turboedleo1052 9 років тому +11

    Is this a good buid? (my first)
    Intel core i5 4690k 3.5ghz
    HyperX FURY 1866MHz 16gb (4x4)
    Samsung 250gb SSD + 1TB WD blue
    Gigabyte Z97x Gaming 5 Motherboard
    Gigabyte G1 980 ti
    NZXT h440 case
    CM Nepton 240m cpu cooler
    EVGA supernova 750W G2 psu

    • @pelataan69
      @pelataan69 9 років тому

      yes its but get 280mm if your not already bought that

    • @turboedleo1052
      @turboedleo1052 9 років тому

      Aaponton Why? And i havent

    • @theodorbutters141
      @theodorbutters141 9 років тому +2

      You're pretty much covered for the next 4-5 years....
      If you have the extra cash,take a look at skylake cpu/mobo (ddr4 support can bring some extra futureproofing to your machine)

    • @theodorbutters141
      @theodorbutters141 9 років тому +2

      240mm rad = 2 x 120mm fans
      280mm rad = 2 x 140mm fans
      I think he's going with the idea that larger fans are quieter.
      Check if your case can fit a 280mm rad

    • @mrballbreeder3749
      @mrballbreeder3749 9 років тому

      +Leo D go for it its ok

  • @albanveshti2369
    @albanveshti2369 9 років тому +9

    Today i download Google Chrome on my computer.
    Can i have a cookie Linus ?

    • @kraken_43
      @kraken_43 9 років тому +7

      +Alban Veshti you can have a adblocker to prevent cookies

    • @ichbinein123
      @ichbinein123 9 років тому

      +Alban Veshti - Seems another weak soul has fallen for the botnet meme that is Chrome. Firefox my friend. If you respect your freedom a little bit, use that Firefox.
      Also, search on how make your internet browsing the most secure it can be. There are crucial addons.

    • @rjfaber1991
      @rjfaber1991 9 років тому

      +Alban Veshti A punch in the face is what you can have...

    • @albanveshti2369
      @albanveshti2369 9 років тому

      That was supposed to be a joke unpleasant nerds xD y u so mad ???
      All i wanted was a real cookie :'(

    • @castor9907
      @castor9907 6 років тому

      Yes

  • @geneticboss1834
    @geneticboss1834 9 років тому

    My recomendations are full of cookie tutorials•__________•

  • @ultracubegames7707
    @ultracubegames7707 7 років тому

    I went into file explorer on my computer and went into cookies, I clicked open file and then I opened the disc drive and in it there was a fortune cookie with random numbers on it, it tasted good though.

  • @jimmychang529
    @jimmychang529 6 років тому

    Thank you!

  • @R0B0boy
    @R0B0boy 9 років тому

    "And on the subject of bad guys, you know whose not a bad guy? Lynda.com"...
    1) not on subject
    2) Lynda is a girl *presumably
    made me chuckle c: