We Might Be Drunk Ep 43: Juiced Up

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  • Опубліковано 22 вер 2024

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  • @randoH3000
    @randoH3000 3 роки тому +23

    “We got wheat grass smoothies!”
    “We might be gay!”
    😂💀

  • @AimlessLee96
    @AimlessLee96 3 роки тому +27

    We Might be Drunk at any point:
    Mark: People are crazy
    Sam : I have seen a movie once

  • @thedonofthsht76-58
    @thedonofthsht76-58 3 роки тому +102

    Sam's first words were a Rodney impression today. Now that record won't be beat lmao

    • @allnothing581
      @allnothing581 3 роки тому +1

      trolling

    • @ryanmullaney9791
      @ryanmullaney9791 3 роки тому +2

      Next week will be a mini WMB Episode that's just a Dangerfield impression right before the regular episode.

    • @RL_Sin
      @RL_Sin 3 роки тому +2

      He'll beat one day by pretendending to do be Rodney obviously doing the Rodney impression for the Intro like today BUT then start the pod with his Rodney impression while not pretending to be Rodney doing the Intro to the Podcast.

    • @jorgemartinez42069
      @jorgemartinez42069 3 роки тому +3

      NGL, the Rodney impression is getting pretty old. You're hilarious as your own comic Sam, you don't need to fall back on another comic's voice all the time!

    • @coreyyates3385
      @coreyyates3385 3 роки тому +6

      Im waiting for Mark to say why do you keep doing that?

  • @raffin2040
    @raffin2040 3 роки тому +4

    best and most casual podcast of two pals with great rapport

  • @Mkurk8897
    @Mkurk8897 3 роки тому +6

    Mark, even if your bits on here aren't sharpened every week, it's fun for us to see you and Sam write together and try to work them out. Us viewers never see that side.

  • @scottcroft9975
    @scottcroft9975 3 роки тому +37

    Sam: "Beating people is really good for the skin." Norman: "Yeah, it's got antibodies." Was a super underrated joke. Comedy!

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett 3 роки тому +18

    Marky gets the first out loud laugh for me with "We might be gay..."

  • @monsieurdildo
    @monsieurdildo 3 роки тому +23

    Being so completely wrong about what episode we’re up to is straight up hilarious and entirely on brand for a booze pod!!

  • @LeeGHThomas
    @LeeGHThomas 2 роки тому +5

    Holy hell sams dangerfield impression is always funny, but god damn that “I hope he pulls it out he’s been pegging me for weeks” comment had me crying. So off the cuff and completely overlooked.

  • @youtibbles2546
    @youtibbles2546 3 роки тому +15

    this is turning into another solid podcast to watch every week.
    thanks for keeping youtube a cool place for comedy!

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 роки тому +7

    I’ll say this about Rodney Dangerfield: he was great in Natural Born Killers.

  • @zakkglista1844
    @zakkglista1844 2 роки тому +5

    When I first heard Sam I thought he was a rough/dirty comedian and every single thing I've seen of him after that is so thoughtful and caring. Was a huge fan of Mark long before. Love seeing these guys together and love seeing more sides to them. Cheers

  • @gaba_goblin
    @gaba_goblin 3 роки тому +8

    PB hack: *make sure it's a secure lid first* then place the natural, separated PB on the counter UPSIDE DOWN overnight, by morning -- voila

  • @jorgeluna5875
    @jorgeluna5875 3 роки тому +5

    I love it when dark normand makes a appearance lol 😂 hilarious

  • @tay8130
    @tay8130 3 роки тому +4

    Marks "we might be gay!" Line was perfect😂

  • @1feloniouspunk
    @1feloniouspunk 3 роки тому +9

    Great ep! Love how Sam tells Mark "I appreciate the swings you're taking."

  • @PearlDrumsHead
    @PearlDrumsHead 3 роки тому +17

    Driving this stand up lift on graveyard shift 6-6. Might have to sneak a cold brew on break while i’m listening to the pod. Let’s fuckin’ go boys!!

  • @BrickTop06
    @BrickTop06 3 роки тому +3

    Love catching the accidental (?) shots Mark indirectly takes at Joe. List is forever talking about his "best friend" and here when that comes up Mark's like "what are you 8?!".

  • @ThomasAndersonPhD
    @ThomasAndersonPhD 3 роки тому +58

    I watched Sam's doc, "Full Capacity". It was great! Go watch it!

  • @paulyboy2965
    @paulyboy2965 3 роки тому +13

    Favorite podcast out right now for sure

  • @jacobwhorrall6539
    @jacobwhorrall6539 3 роки тому +3

    Marks reaction to Sam's classical music comment. Wins the whole episode.

  • @stuhiggins6065
    @stuhiggins6065 3 роки тому +12

    If Sam doesn’t name his next special “prison creamy”, we will riot

  • @KevinC1990
    @KevinC1990 3 роки тому +2

    Fastest 90 minutes of my life.. could listen to these gays all day

  • @lostsoul2184
    @lostsoul2184 2 роки тому +1

    I literally watch this on repeat

  • @funky_features51
    @funky_features51 3 роки тому +2

    Love the working out of the bits ! Gives us a great dive into the true struggle and interest that joke writing brings

  • @MYkeyS
    @MYkeyS 2 роки тому +1

    Sam literally acted like he didn't memorize everything Matt Damon said while he was on GQ breaking down his most iconic roles. lolz

  • @davidlericain
    @davidlericain 3 роки тому +5

    Crunchy peanut butter is a god damn land mine for people with less than perfect teeth.

  • @huntertague2266
    @huntertague2266 3 роки тому +6

    Smooth peanut butter all day

  • @wolffygal9609
    @wolffygal9609 3 роки тому +4

    “Beats By Dre”...😂😂😂

  • @kevharris7675
    @kevharris7675 3 роки тому +6

    The tag line on sam’s captain and transgender bit should be “when all is said and done both end up scarred and missing a peace of themselves”

  • @dinibo
    @dinibo 3 роки тому +7

    I share Mark's love of soft foods. Smooth for life baby!

  • @maxlevine100
    @maxlevine100 3 роки тому +2

    Mark has the best local news appearance ever

  • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772
    @tangybuttfrogfpv8772 3 роки тому +6

    It's Monday here in Australia, I'm hung over, I'm a little gay but this podcast makes it all ok

    • @kekmountain2882
      @kekmountain2882 3 роки тому +1

      How's the police state? Fun?

    • @tangybuttfrogfpv8772
      @tangybuttfrogfpv8772 3 роки тому +2

      @@kekmountain2882 I'm in Adelaide south Australia, no lockdown or restrictions here. Life's great

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 2 роки тому

    This is the best Damn show, comedy wise, out there. Makes me happy for 90 mins

  • @gmoon7719
    @gmoon7719 3 роки тому +2

    Sam:”I don’t like telling lies on the podcast”
    Mark: tugs earlobe and adjusts collar nervously

  • @andrewbright4988
    @andrewbright4988 3 роки тому +4

    I love the show. I just want all the comics to know we totally get you all can only hang out with other comics. You could make a hour long montage of comics mentioning that on pods.

  • @stephenruiz8127
    @stephenruiz8127 3 роки тому +2

    "Man you ever see blind people in New York, you're like Wow, you're like on the hardest blind level. You're in Manhattan blind, are you nuts. You gotta get on a train, you gotta watch out for city bikes, the homeless, it's insane!" LMFAO

  • @rawpower12xu
    @rawpower12xu 3 роки тому +2

    I use “Hey Buddy” for all my nieces and nephews. Exactly because I feel it’s childlike when I say it. The kids like it haha.

  • @ku______
    @ku______ 3 роки тому +1

    New favourite pod!

  • @ryanmcauliffe5347
    @ryanmcauliffe5347 3 роки тому +1

    Hes all shoulders, hes like a scarecrow... So funny. I dunno if that's a fresh take or a knife in his back pocket. But that's great.

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 2 роки тому +1

    I like Sam's Dangerfield impression. I want a full ep where he does the impression the whole time. I like it!

  • @thismothafuckasaid7304
    @thismothafuckasaid7304 3 роки тому +21

    Mark's peeve is gonna be Sam's impressions of Rodney Dangerfield, soon !!! Sam does it EVERY episode, often multiple times. Rodney impression been done by hacky comedians since 80's

    • @ghouliejams
      @ghouliejams 3 роки тому +5

      yeah it's really starting to get old

    • @drgreenthumber
      @drgreenthumber 3 роки тому +2

      Yep the comment section called it 16 episodes ago. Here we go

    • @klekster12
      @klekster12 3 роки тому +13

      Sam gets no respect

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 3 роки тому +3

      Sam's literal first words was a rodney impression lmaoo troll or just big fan?🤣🤣

    • @drgreenthumber
      @drgreenthumber 3 роки тому

      @@klekster12 hahaha

  • @rio9503
    @rio9503 2 роки тому +1

    I stumbled upon Sam about a month ago. He is definitely in my top five of comedians out right now. Very funny. Great podcast, gentlemen.

  • @marcwhite3087
    @marcwhite3087 3 роки тому +1

    There is a vampire named RALPH in movie called Rockula!

  • @fun_and_james
    @fun_and_james 2 роки тому

    the punchline is "fine I'll play along captain Steve"

  • @parisleonard601
    @parisleonard601 3 роки тому +2

    I need sal and pimp to do a podcast. Behind the curtain type stuff.

  • @firesidefire
    @firesidefire 3 роки тому +1

    Man, you guys need to start a standup commentary segment of the show like people do for sports podcasts. I know you’re reading this Mark!

  • @floodtheland
    @floodtheland 3 роки тому +1

    Mark, the movie about a bored mobster in witness protection who starts a crime wave in rural middle America - 'My Blue Heaven' with Steve Martin, Rick Moranis, and Joan Cusack. One of my favorite Steve Martin movies.

  • @brentulstad3275
    @brentulstad3275 3 роки тому +1

    Even though the culture of comedy has radically shifted there's gonna be another "unique enigma" type individual who gradually gets revealed and rises up again. The Emo Phillips, Andy Kaufman, Norm Macdonald . . . . There's plenty of comics who may attempt to be that thing but of course once you're "trying" then you've failed. It's gotta come naturally and theyre hard to see from a distance but utterly undeniable once they arrive.

  • @BookerT69
    @BookerT69 3 роки тому +2

    28:04 absolutely destroyed the little black 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @davidandronico3887
    @davidandronico3887 3 роки тому +1

    love this pod

  • @HBinnie1
    @HBinnie1 3 роки тому +2

    @1:14:22 Mark needs to call his buddy Seinfeld, who produced The Marriage Ref

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 роки тому +1

    Very tall guy who played bball all my life and my neck and back always have had problems, I totally feel you Sam

  • @wigmaster7894
    @wigmaster7894 3 роки тому +1

    they already made the movie about the mob guy that moves out to the sticks in the sopranos when the gay guy flees to New Hampshire

  • @Leanrm99
    @Leanrm99 3 роки тому +2

    Sangria doesn't mean blood in spanish, sangre means blood in spanish.

  • @jtorres8639
    @jtorres8639 3 роки тому +4

    Triple sec in long Island

  • @geneinpennsylvania
    @geneinpennsylvania 2 роки тому +1

    Mark loved the T shirt, I’m getting one PEACE

  • @kable1114
    @kable1114 3 роки тому +3

    these dudes crack me up like no other. i fucking love these guys.

  • @guybehindtheguy.
    @guybehindtheguy. 3 роки тому +4

    Mazel, queefs!

  • @johnygimo
    @johnygimo 3 роки тому +2

    such a great ep! loved that clssical music was like the drake and biebers of their time hahahahahaha that has got to be a bit

  • @matthewmiller2209
    @matthewmiller2209 3 роки тому +3

    Creamy is definitely better and I love your shirt

  • @TPilly
    @TPilly 3 роки тому +1

    In 30 years no one has ever asked me to call them captain. That’s a terrible “joke” that has zero basis in reality

  • @scottruhl4710
    @scottruhl4710 3 роки тому +2

    Saw Bruce Bruce live and he fires off one joke after another, I couldn't catch my breath.

  • @budlybeerburgler8083
    @budlybeerburgler8083 3 роки тому +2

    The only thing the juice and alcohol have in common, loose bowels

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 3 роки тому +4

    Take a shot every Rodney impression.

  • @catherinegilliam4202
    @catherinegilliam4202 2 роки тому

    I feel like I’m going to Hell for laughing at some of the things these two say 😂🤣

  • @jdr956
    @jdr956 3 роки тому +2

    Glad to be here, creamy and slightly gay

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 роки тому +1

    The Boston part has to be poop to represent the chocolate.

  • @holyworm
    @holyworm 3 роки тому +1

    I see the Savage brothers finally got a podcast.

  • @danielvila7318
    @danielvila7318 3 роки тому +3

    Quit booze for sober October but I'm still here for this podcast

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 3 роки тому

      🧚🏿‍♂️

    • @danielvila7318
      @danielvila7318 3 роки тому

      @@BookerT69 found the alcoholic

    • @BookerT69
      @BookerT69 3 роки тому

      @@danielvila7318 🧚🏿‍♂️

    • @danielvila7318
      @danielvila7318 3 роки тому

      @@BookerT69 lmao alright buddy don't drive unless it's off a cliff

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 2 роки тому

    Mark is right: it’s not creamy, it’s smooth.

    • @StatusQuonald
      @StatusQuonald 2 роки тому

      Smooth is also sexual. Reminds me of a lady who shaves

  • @morrissey4934
    @morrissey4934 3 роки тому +2

    We Might Be Gay!

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 2 роки тому

    I fxxing LOVE this damn theme song SO MUCH !!!

  • @letsdrinkaboutthat9018
    @letsdrinkaboutthat9018 3 роки тому +1

    If you're not sure you're a captain yet are you fly curious?

  • @reallyharsh
    @reallyharsh 3 роки тому +1

    14:03 "he's a ginger" 🤣

  • @austinellis6451
    @austinellis6451 3 роки тому +1

    Sams bit, is there an angle with nepotism like if your father or mother was a captain.

  • @devandechants3453
    @devandechants3453 3 роки тому +3

    13:43 the version i always heard as a black kid growing up was "why do black guys love redheads so much? cuz ginger in an anagram for the N-word."

  • @izzejules
    @izzejules 3 роки тому +1

    Kurt Metzger looks like a young Rodney Dangerfield

  • @isaiahleal2905
    @isaiahleal2905 3 роки тому +4

    We might be gay
    Lmao fuckin mark is too funny

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio6338 3 роки тому +1

    Loved the exit music also.

  • @que_sera_sarah_85
    @que_sera_sarah_85 3 роки тому +2

    Goodness was Sam born an old in control man w/no embarrassing life experiences lol 😄? Mark your stories are very relatable to those awkward life moments.
    PS smooth peanut butter always!

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 3 роки тому +2

    That's funny about losing track of episode number 🤣

  • @wiz_dropbomb2134
    @wiz_dropbomb2134 3 роки тому +1

    Is there a full version to the intro song

  • @Frozen_Bean
    @Frozen_Bean 3 роки тому +3

    Where did mark get that shirt? I want one.

  • @kforkunt2760
    @kforkunt2760 3 роки тому +1

    Best podcast

  • @robertfloroiu7507
    @robertfloroiu7507 3 роки тому +1

    My phone doesn't recognize me if i close my eyes, but it does if i cover the bottom half of my face, including mouth and nose.
    I have no clue how it works.

  • @rfcocola123
    @rfcocola123 Рік тому

    "We might be gayyy. " LMAO

  • @Clandestino21
    @Clandestino21 2 роки тому

    Lol I can’t with that T-shirt 😂😂😂. “ gay Dracula “ lol 😂

  • @SuperBrentendo89
    @SuperBrentendo89 3 роки тому +1

    At around 1:14:00 in this, I think Mark is referring to a mediator in a couples therapy session.

  • @petermozuraitis5219
    @petermozuraitis5219 3 роки тому +1

    You guys are taking off !!

  • @toastedjoe1013
    @toastedjoe1013 3 роки тому +1

    They're both dressed like they work in a coffee shop.

  • @marcoramos4873
    @marcoramos4873 3 роки тому +1

    Start your Sunday evening fellas. Cheers!

  • @TheDJOblivion
    @TheDJOblivion 7 місяців тому

    Best advice I've ever heard for not fighting in relationships, for men, is don't say/do/treat her in a way you would do to your best friend. This is invaluable for possessive/overprotective dudes, just imagine how weird it would be if you asked your homeboy who he was going to hangout with, or asked him not to talk to someone else. Lol

  • @MartyTheZebraa
    @MartyTheZebraa 10 місяців тому

    Gonna keep commenting until this song is back

  • @GymAndSun
    @GymAndSun 3 роки тому +2

    Creamy peanut butter Mark?! That’s socialism

  • @budruski
    @budruski 3 роки тому +3

    Love it fatties! I really look forward to you guys!

  • @Samurai_79
    @Samurai_79 3 роки тому +1

    Good ep

  • @primurph
    @primurph 3 роки тому +4

    No true butter is crunchy .

  • @Scottaaa
    @Scottaaa 3 роки тому +1

    Thats alot of dam peanut butter

  • @justgoodmediaco
    @justgoodmediaco 3 роки тому +1

    The SS Sea Word is fucking hilarious