r/Firstworldanarchists | he got that dawg in him
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Love that he said the three basic human movements "Sitting, standing, and laying down" I want those to be the only movements that count now.
Walking is no longer allowed by Godly decree.
The only thing left to do is get on your knees and crawl .
“Can you beat real life without walking/running?”
@@graceiouyce584 the cerebral palsy strat
8:06 That's Brennan Lee Mulligan on the left and that's Siobhan Thompson in the back eating the snacks. If I remember correctly, this is the episode on Game Changer where Sam Reich (head of CollegeHumor) stuck the two of them and Lou Wilson in an escape room. Damien, you probably remember Brennan from either Dimension 20 or the CEO sketches on CollegeHumor.
Wasn't Siobhan also on a Colbert show discussing how to pronounce Irish names?
@@tallynnyntyg6008 Are you confusing Siobhan Thompson with Saoirse Ronan?
Brennan Lee Mulligan was also on who wants to be a millionaire
THATS WHERE I REMEMBER HIM
@@redpandamurphy ... No, I honestly didn't know, only that they were Irish.
That guy in the "Do Not Idle" sign is Eric Idle of Monty Python
He's doubly breaking the law! And I bet he don't got a loicence for oidlin'! Or for bein' Eric Oidle!
Yeah, from Damien's comments I can't tell whether he knows that or not🤷♀
Thank god some others noticed. I was frustrated at Damian not knowing, although not his fault if he didn't.
@@It-is-me...MelsieI fault him. Damien is in the comedy business, and Eric is a comedy legend! Do your homework, Damien!
The anti-nest spikes gives the mourning dove nest extra protection from predators.
“No pedestrians? Ha, I was raised Catholic, you got nothing me!”
Presbyterian police officer : 👮♂️”Uhh..? Have you had any drugs or alcohol tonight sir ?”
*shines flashlight in eyes*
"No, I was just raised with the American education system."
Damien's laugh needs to be public domain as an official medicine or something, happy brain chemicals every time
I'd make his laugh my ringtone and answer every call in a good mood. It would also be fun to see reactions from other people when my phone rings.
@@shannonp1656I have apple so I can’t do that😢
I love how Damien starts off with a joke
Damien is the God of Laughter and Joy.
@@harrydefazant6743is apple that bad that you can't change ringtone? Omg
4:05 - Eric Idle in a no-idling zone
Finally someone with culture
7:50 Both people in the picture are part of a few different comedy troupe UA-cam channels 😂
This was from the escape room game changer which may be the best one!
5:14 You do what is called "Crawling".
8:00 That would be Brennan Lee Mulligan, the most ruthless man in all silly competitions around the world.
9:43 That deer IS driving the forklift of course.
5:14 or "rolling"
@@jenniferapplegate149 If you're from Soulsborne, that could work.
I desperately want to go against Brennan in a game of trivia so he can finally be defeated
10:20 Boxes usually have those things telling you not to cut them open with a blade so you don't damage the contents inside
4:06 Did.. you not realise that man is not only idling, but also Eric Idle, famous comedian and member of Monty Python?
At 8:01 that’s Brandan Lee Mulligan, he’s on Dimension 20, a D&D show
The picture of the girl snacking next to the sign that says to eat outside and the guy you recognized are from collegehumor, at least.
You can't tell me what to do! That sign can't stop me because I can't read!
7:55 That is Brennan Lee Mulligan from College Humour and Dimension 20. Hilarious and passionate in everything he does.
coffee is just bean soup. change my mind
To build of that a vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup.
Coffee bean soup more specifically. There's many types of beans.
You're not wrong.
Coffee beans are seeds, not beans. So it would be more of a juice than a soup.
@@SquishySenpaijuice soup
did not expect to see my post here 2:53
7:48 this is probably college humor, and that's Brennan, he's the guy that says "GET IN THE COMMENTS" on Um, Actually and Game Changer.
8:02 Brennan from game changer is who that is
7:54
Brennan..? what you doing here
see it says no dogs. Since there is only one dog its legal He just holds the sign to say If you bring another dog one of the two is leaving & it ain't him.
The guy at 8:00 is Brennan Lee mulligan, he's with collage humor and Dimension 20
Did Damien not recognize Eric Idle?
8:00 Those are Brennan Lee Mulligan and Shioban Thompson from the Escape Room episode of Game Changer.
Glad hear Damian again(hope that is his name) hes a really fun guy
@Ukulize thanks,I forget his name a lot 😅
Everyone saying the guy at 7:49 is Brennan Lee Mulligan when it's OBVIOUSLY Wennan Wee Wulligan, Brennan's version of Wario
Maybe some signs were made just to be broken for lols.
I actually saw a 'Don't use foot to flush toilet' sign somewhere. Took photo of the sign but not my foot on the flush. Darn.
5:10 Simple, do a worm throught the entire store
Wait at 50 degrees you would be dead
Fahrenheit or Celsius? Pretty sure 50 F just needs good clothes
@@mrmissingno10 he said celsius
50 degrees Celcius feels like an oven 💀 That kid is gonna die of dehydation 😅
9:56 I think those socks might even be put on correct, the L and R might just be be indecateing which side should point in what direction, reasoning for this is that a: if put on "correctly" the letters would be on the outside which doesn't feels quite right, and b: the grey part would have its bigest part (above the letters) on the smallest toe
The socks are inside out
So glad that youre back doing emkay Damien! The channel wasnt the same without you!
4:13 That’s Eric Idle
Ok, I don't really understand the "no phones" sign in some places. Maybe it's for privacy or so people don't take phones calls while standing in a line?
One of the pharmacies in my town has this sign but it became ironic ever since prescriptions are sent as QR codes to the patients (it started as a covid thing but stuck bc it wastes less paper) so you need to use your phone there
damien's laugh is gold
Oh random bird story.
So I was at the train station heading home, when I noticed there was bird poop over the info display. above the display was a pigeon nest, roosted in the space of the height of one pigeon, in the middle of spikes.
truly, a madlad
4:04 do not idle, that's Eric Idle from Monty python, so I loved that one!!❤
I need that keep out sign to say on the back "or not. Im just a sign"
1:15 Damien did the Kwik Mats™️
Holy shit Damien's back.
7:53 thats Brennan Lee Mulligan from Dimension 20 :D
Damien trying to work out who Brennan Lee Mulligan is is weirdly fascinating to listen to
7:54 that man sir is brennan lee mulligan
Man, your pronunciation is on point, best I've heard in a while
WE LOVE DAMIAN‼️‼️‼️
4:20 So if your saying if steal a whole bunch of food but break something before leaving, does that mean I get free food? Guess I gotta test that theory
DON'T, IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS YOU DO FOUR CRIMES
10:55 I think we all know why this is a rule, and would have struggled to maintain our laughter if the reason happened to a friend.
It genuinely hasnt settled in that the rat king is back
0:34 I don't think that's Celsius, since the easiest way to get from C to F is by doubling and adding 32, which would be 132 degrees.
Sorry if this came off as nit picky, I just noticed it is all lmao
Its 122, its exactly multiplied by 9/5 and add 32 which is still high but yeah, why am i commenting this
@LevelRyan -- I'm curious to know why you think it wouldn't* be Celsius. Please expand. Thank you.
@@Magpie_Media damien theorized that the post was referring to celsius
@@SnowDragon_2204 My apologiies, I meant Wouldn't. I fixed my error.
@@Magpie_Media I say it's probably not Celsius since that is around 120 Fahrenheit which is an insane temperature, only like 15 below the world record in death valley
Human sees anti bird spike technology, bird sees built in home security system!
3:43 Anyone seen that video of All Star but they don't stop coming?
Some people interpreted the lyrics as "c*mming in da dumpster"
8:20 what kinda store puts candle lighters next to Frozen themed bubble soap?
10:33 To be fair, I thought OP was going to talk about cutting a Y into the sandwich for thirds. Cause I’ve done that sometimes…but what I saw…no that…just makes no sense…
8:43 - I was waiting for Editor Kenny to add the "that sign can't stop me, I can't read!" meme. I was dissapointed!
6:05 I hate these caps so much. Yeah, they're inconvenient.
I always return the bottles with the caps to get my 25 cents back. I don't want my bags to get wet and sticky. But these caps make me want to rip them off and throw them away separately, that's how much I hate them. They're always in the way.
Ew he used Celsius, he needs to use American temperature; barrel temp per shot
4:06 That's Eric Idle of the Monty Python under the "Do Not Idle" sign. 😁
Eric Idle has complete right to idle. Don't you tell him what to do, sign
9:54 should have named it “starting the day off left”
8:00 BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN
from dimension 20 and game changer
9:26 dont worry all that means is you cant have an old ahh phone
no nokia allowed
8:00 that’s Brennan Lee Mulligan from College Humor. He’s also made some appearances on Just Characters.
I drank soda out of a water bottle. Bow peasants!
Damien is back!
Gotta be careful when hitting fences cause some of them hit back.
7:14 holy shit, the Dr Pepper shirt wearing Coke-drinking person looks exactly like me :0
5:12 you crawl, obviously
4:45 Vegetable soup is just a hot salad with extra dressing/sauce.
I've never seen one of those signs in Bunning's, & they'll just sell it to you anyway, they'll ask for ID if you want to buy Spray Paint though.
0:43 my personal rule is always have a jacket no matter the temperature because it may be hot outside but the acs inside are cold as hell
Listen to me when I say that Damien's laugh is the most laugh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO SEE BRENNAN LEE FUCKING MULLIGAN IN AN EMKAY VIDEO
06:35 In some states, isnt it actually considered mail tampering to damage mail like that? Thats not something to joke about...
Are there really places where you can't bend your own mail? Wild,,
@@osheridan your own mail, do what you like. but mail carriers? that can cause problems. Not a mail carrier, and not your mail? yeah thats a problem.
11:01 - Sorry folks, if its a publicly-accessible toilet, I will, every time, without exception, use my foot (in a shoe) to flush the toilet, because I know EXACTLY where the hands that have previously flushed it have been.
08:03 is brendan lee mulligan from the Dropout network. Hes on that show, "Game Changers" alot and does a lot of D&D roleplaying shit
4:07 That’s Eric Idle, from Monty Python.
That guy in the photo thought the weather was 50°F
HELL YEAH 14 MINUTES GOOD TIME
take more sheet
Damian! Great to hear that voice and laugh!!
"Don't use foot to flush" MOST LIKELY... imo, came from someone basically kicking the lever so hard it broke (which may have even flooded the bathroom). you need good balance to only push the lever the right amount with the right force, but with your foot... b/c I AIN'T TOUCHIN' THAT! 😖
Brendan Lee Muligan is that man’s name
The earth is to the sun what the sun is to betelgeuse. Don't gotta compare it to the universe. Our sun is just a baby.
no pets allowed? but the doh jas to enter the shop. he´s got the wallet.
8:06 Brennan Lee Mulligan?
People who think 1 sheet is enough are the same people who have brown stains and always smell terrible. use 20 sheets and clean yourself.
Do not sit, stand, or walk?
The answer is obvious.
Lay on the ground.
Crawl, like a crab.
Slither, like a snake.
Wriggle, like a worm.
Fly, you fools ❤
That guy looks like Matthew Broderick when he was in "Ferris Beuller's Day Off "😊😊😊
My best guess for no flushing with feet is cuz someone like drop kicked it and broke one
10:34 ngl, I might cut my sandwiches like this now.
For the americans out there
50 degrees celcius is 122 degrees Fahrenheit
aka: its so hot does this exist?!
4:57 The answer is clear: By hovering. That's none of those.
5:13 crawl
As a glaswegian (from glasgow) There is no gum.
11:20 is that Silas Weir Mitchell? cause it _really_ looks like it.
So much of this sub is the "fuck around" waiting to be found out
The people at 8:05 are on College Humor
Love from a Vaush and Shark3ozero fan!
5:06 you lay down for the rest of your life OVER ALL VErY HEALTHY :D SAVE ME IN STILL LAYING DOWN PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE MEEEEE
I wonder if Damien knows who Eric Idle is.