Candy Store - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- (p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes
HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!
H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall
H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check
H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat
HEATHERS:
All you
H. DUKE:
Have to do
H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo
HEATHERS:
That freak’s
H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
HEATHERS:
If she
H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot
HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot
H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep
H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep
H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan
H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone
H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles
HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer
H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!
MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.
VERONICA:
Color me stoked.
MARTHA:
I’m so happy!
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo-
H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store
HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.
this is true
Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though
Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end
Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0
TAYLOR ANDERSON voy
God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat
You mean ur lifeboat ;)
Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?
They really freeze my brain
@@hbing5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk
@@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.
@@hbing5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-
I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*
I saw a statue of shamu once
xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld
The VunC. Same 👀
Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though
Oh god the amount likes...
Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are
Preach.
i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over
This.
I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.
Yeah they are not that similar
I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense
This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level
What about the song "yo girl" that song makes me stressed out!! Haha
@@elisawilbur1727 True!
I know
just makeing gacha
I know
The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.
Lol, I couldn't resist.
Heathers Musical Lyrics Who are you???????????
me curious
hehe
Noa pl Totally! hahahahahaha
Lisa Black ha
bro that part where martha's like, "i'm so happy!" crushes my soul
Same tho.
She doesn’t deserve betrayal
Ikr
wh9 asked
@@spirit4873 ur mom
Just a note:
You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because:
In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear.
Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest.
Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.
@@Rusted-fairy-wings Wow, Omg, thanks.
That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.
@@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.
I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather
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Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people
The Minecraft community these days in a nutshell
Yup
@@exilley2134 yess
Why are you talking smack about me?
*LetS gO tEaR uP sOmEonEs LawN*
This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"
YUP 👍✨
Nah, they got candy
i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside
Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?
@@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss
Veronica:
"I am not throwin' away my shot"
Hamilton?
@@katelenjade yes
Wrong musical my friend
Lol
@@strxwb3rry.m0chii i prolly shouldn't brag-
Me: **makes a musicals playlist**
Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM
Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me.
Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster
@@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs
REAL
The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j
Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?
The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy
You are not the only one with that problem.
Fandom Trash sameeee
OMG moooddddd but also me.
Sameee
Elisha?
Regina George: Who’re you?
Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*
Regina has more self confidence than heather c
I don't think so...idk
Nazlı Girgin well... maybe at the beginning of the show
so fucking true
Heather: you but with an edgier story
I didn't know traffic lights could dance
I must have a screenshot of this
Adrienne Sophie lol🤣
Adrienne Sophie OMG I just noticed what you did 😂🤣 yes
XDDD
SHUT UP, HEATHER jk I love that
i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical
Hayrunissa displayed a wonderful show stop trying to use her. She never fit in. She’s not you she’s better friends the show yeah 👍 Ömer did it by himself the teachers treated him bad. Some of them Kay stop using him.
SO LISTEN UP
**grandma walks in**
ʙɪᴀᴛᴄʜ
I laughed at this for some reason
I rolled on the floor because of this comment
😂
Why is that me
Rip
YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
*Macnamara raises her hand*
+Abinator Grace
*Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*
Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw
*Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*
raise a glass
to freeeedom
One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face.
It was awesome.
Ruby Rodriguez 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
Ruby Reloaded lucky biotch
Yas
Ohmygod did you just
Yes
The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense
Riverdale: kidz bop
100%%% UNDERATED COMMENT
Peer Pressure: The Musical
facts
Stoping your psychopathic boyfriend from murdering everyone: the musical
HAHAHAHAHA
facts
LMAO
Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback
Or mommy
IKR
Wouldn’t you Like to know weather boy
Ehh
Veronica Sawyer how very
Kate ,
Hm?
I'm just here running away from that doorknob...
IM PAYN same
I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose
Me
They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.
I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much
So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol
But seriously. they were sexy traffic lights
lmao
@@rinwastaken7632indeed they are.
I will now begin to call them that
i mean you areny wrong
I feel there is a middle ground between "live the dream" and "die alone" that can be found with a small amount of effort.
I came here from the animatic where she does the Hype Fortnite dance after she said "Listen up, biotch"
to bad it got taken down
Same! Lol
Leave here what? Why?
Oof it got taken down for some reason
I saw it too! 😂
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*i entered my own chat because I’m lonely*
*Veronica Sawyer has disabled admin priveleges for Jason Dean*
I like
It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”
What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮
They could’ve put loser again or use “pussycat” 💀
They could've at least used "doormat" at least it's an actual insult with a meaning, to let people Walk all over you, "doorknob" doesn't even mean anything.
The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.
yeah they should
+aiden Playford what grade
aiden Playford senior in highschool
+Brittany Stebbins ikr
Haha I did sound and lighting for my group who sang this song. They were Soo good with the SHUT UP HEATHER
I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"
Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!
I go crazy over everything Heather C does.
And Veronica too.
When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk
@@GreetingsFineCitizen same
yes
I do too
ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU
Heathers: **harmonize perfectly**
Me: **fucking dies**
1:43
blueballsram honestly it's given me so many chills
blueballsram I love ur user
blueballsram SAME lol
blueballsram so did chandler apparently
OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit
i can imagine a certain spider bitch from homestuck singing this XDD
Hahah YASSSSSSSS
From what I can see,
In your profile is Gee.
+Keeley Fairie I think she's pretty much everyone's favorite heather
KARKAT HAS ARRIVED
me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person
also me: i want heather chandler to step on me
me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes
A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!
@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters
c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?
Pleberoni Pleb y e s
0:49 I haven't listened to Heathers in a while, and that little "voice crack" gave me chills. I forgot how good the girl who played Heather C. was! Im dying and I am gonna listen to that part all over again.
Lol
Yo tengo
quArterback
Ree
Lets all be honest.
This song is so goddamn unforgettable.
860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.
922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.
HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-
@@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER
@@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
I like the part where Heather sings.
jesusthroughmary Nah. Heather is WAY better.
Sky The Sea Dragon
The best one
same.
Nah, I prefer Heather.
Me too
The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.
True.
Joooosh Duuuuuun?
YOU THEEEERREE?
How's Rose going for you?
Dizzy Lizzie he's in there somewhere
BLESS THIS OLD ASS POST
Them: HIGH NOTES
Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*
Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D
*Y e s*
I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....
I feel you smh
Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite
I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭
NAHAHAHAHAHAH
bro its 11 am i should not be laughing this hard
Heather is coming RUN
I just love that massive "Shut up Heather!" I don't why, it gets me laughing every time XD
Ellie Dove it's the fact that it's written huge in all caps that gets me
It gets me laughing like a coyote on drugs, dammit!
Person A: my favorite musical is heathers
Person B: me too
Person A: who's your favorite character
Person B: ...heather?
Fiber lights 123 I had a conversation similar to this!
Fiber lights 123 I love 3 of the Heathers, they need to step on me
Fiber lights 123 which one?
MCNAMARA
HEATHER IS BETTER
“Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors
Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers
Nizar Hilmi they don’t want to get copyright © I think
Turtle McFee for the word snack?
It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".
And loser
Actually it’s the high school version of the song written by the same person. It’s changed around in different schools.
Not so fun fact about "Candy Store":
In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".
Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.
I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?
way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD
english class be like
C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.
Song: * finishes *
Replay button: *Ah shit, here we go again*
Same
Same
My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂
update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film
Oh hello ARMY hru 😊💜
The Straightn't Lesbean ayo- im good thanks hru? 😊💜
omg i love that!
Sorry Heather-
OMG THATS 👌👌
I feel like Heather, Heather and Heather as instruments would be:
Heather Chandler: Oboe. Has that distinct sound to it.
Heather Duke: Panflute. Almost unidentifiable among others but if it's noticed then you can't unhear it.
Heather Macnamara: Flute. Just great noises.
Martha: Viola - underrated but amazing and incredible
As a band student I love this post a lot more than I should.
Albin Einstein YES
_Great noises_
I feel like Chandler is almost Clarinet or oboe because she is so distinct but also sounds really awesome
I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old
like WTF!!
I know it’s older than my cousins
At 1:33 - For some reason, I always hear it as “Let’s go tear out someone’s lung!” (which might actually be a more fitting lyric given the vicious tone of the song).
I can’t unhear it
*send help-*
ItzGacha Moon I know the feeling. I can’t un-hear it either.
Damn it now i can't unhear it. Oh well
As I was reading this that part was playing and now I can’t unhear it
Oml HELPPPP
While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time
Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG
raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING
Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god
raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU
Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh
I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.
Heather Chandler - Google
Heather Duke - Safari
Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer
Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox
*
*ono*
They're also the Hogwarts house colors
@@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW
Lmao I realized that just today
1:56 in the shine a light reprise there’s a line that goes “your as* is off the team! Go on and b*tch and moan, you don’t deserve the dream your gonna die alone die alone die alone!” And I thought that was awesome how the song writers included that
"If she had your shot she would leave you to rot."
Well, what if Veronica doesn't throw away her shot?
I see another Hamilton fan is desperately trying to fill the void left by Lin Manuel-Miranda. Hi. 👋🏼
Shes just like her country,young,scrappy,and hungry
yup im hamiltrash😂😂
omg
YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES IT EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD
Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting teen men!
“RAM AND KURT!”
Last year I was heather duke in a production of heathers at the college in my town, it was so great! And our h.mcnamara was an alto so I got to do all of her harmonies it was so fuCKING FUN I MISS IT KILL ME
(Actually I was a swing for heather duke and Veronica's mother but I never ended up having to swing which was a blessing)
+hellaween shellaween **applause**
We meet again.
cool
that sounds so fucking cool :0 but whats a swing?
I loved it when Heather sang but at the same time Heather's voice is beautiful. Then again I loved Heather's voice as well
*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*
Yea, but heather has the best personaliy tbh, shes iconic as hell.
HEATHER IS MY FAVORITE!!
heather is the best omg
Personally I like Heather's vocals
Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha
oh my god… i need this in my life NOW.
REAL
WE NEED THIS
SUNNY
No one:
Literally No one:
Me: “HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOOOORR?!”
*At 3AM*
It's 3:10AM and I am on reply #3 hahahahaaa
This is me rn but make ot 2:42am
Its 4:12 ive been replaying this while drawing :/
Me tooo
Its 03:54
So...ive been jumping around my house dancing and screeching a bunch of musical songs. IM HOME ALONE ITS TIME FOR BIG FUN
BIG FUN BIG FUN
Linziplays why are you me? Like no seriously I did that once...it was fucking awesome
Linziplays *plays Big Fun*
Linziplays wrong song
Did your mom and dad forget to lock the licker cabnet????
McNamara is not throwing away her shot
Aura this is my favorite comment
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
THE HAMILTON IS REAL
Aura girl ur in the wrong fandom
THERE IS NEVER A WRONG FANDOM
So....my dog is very noisy. Today, when he didn't want to stop barking, I said 'Shut up, Heather!' while looking in his eyes and he did shut up. What kind of magic is that?
So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers.
Fair enough, both female trios and all.
But, I have another proposition.
The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers.
Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.
+America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman Thanks, Lafayette.
yesss
and what about John as Veronica And Alex as JD
James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county.
Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president.
And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.
+Tamara “Candy Queen” Arevalo Hmm...Alex as Veronica and John as JD, maybe? Eliza as Martha? I don't know.
They way she says "let your mommy" is so sassy and snappy I love it.
I needed to watch this 50 times to heal the deep wounds the Riverdale version gave me
Unless you get a concussion and forget the Riverdale version, then there is no healing
Someone would have to give me a brain tumor to forget the Riverdale version
Some drain cleaner may help
Serenity S OMG SAME
The riverdale version was so underrated the only thing ruining it is all the unneeded auto tune and cole sprouse weird ass singing voice
What's nice and subtle about the difference between Veronica and Martha versus the Heathers is that the former two long for the simple and nice ways of Kindergarten, while being childish is the Heathers go to insult, even beyond what you'd expect from the standard mean girl archetypes.
Friend:What’s your favorite musical?
Me:Heathers
Friend:I don’t think I’ve heard of tha-
Me:Honey what ya waiting for
Friend:STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
That is me and my friends when I told her about be more chill
Three cheers for Sweet cheese whizz 😂😂😂
:(
OMG ANOTHER KILLJOY IM SO SORRY HIIII
i'll change my name when i have one Omg hi
The fandom scares me as much as the Heathers
Kaarina Polly Are we gonna have a problem?
you got a bone to pick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
but I'm feeling nice
here's some advice
listen up
*b i o t c h*
H. Chandler - Gryffindor
H. Duke - Slytherin
H. McNamara - Hufflepuff
Veronica - Ravenclaw
It fits, and I kinda like that Chandler is Gryffindor, this make ppl stop with that of "gRyFfInDoRs aRe tHe nIcE oNeS aNd SlYtHeRiN iS tHe EvIl", also it's ironic how Veronica was called a nerd sometimes and there's this stupid stereotype that Ravenclaws are all nerds
But all the Heather lowkey fit Slytherin tho
Ps.: no I'm not hating on Slytherin, I love all the Heathers and I'm a Slytherin
@@marina.8441 i feel like heather mcnamara is more hufflepuff
@@isabellan7200 yeah McNamara is for sure the hufflefriend
Ikr
I feel like they're all Slytherin besides Heather M. Not because they do bad stuff, but because they're cunning, smart, and will do anything to get their way
Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone
To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.
I love how she says "mommy"
same
sweetie buttons ikr!!!
sweetie buttons mAmmy
Where
@@basecrayon2861 0:41
no one:
the riverdale version: *swOosh*
time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂
stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒
IcE cReAm 😂😂
@@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream
I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO
And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay
Heathers the Musical: *has a huge fan base and great plot based on a classic movie*
Broadway: Hmmm... Alright, let’s put Spongebob on broadway.
Broadway: Yea, that will really boost our ratings! Wait! Wait! Where are you all going?
Every Broadway fan with a good taste in plays: *You suck*
I mean, some of the songs are decent.
I like your picture, m8.
The girl who plays Karen is the one who plays Christine in Bmc
Spongebob > Heathers
I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke
Congratulations,
living the dream
@@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun
shut up heather
That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage
@@50frogsinatrenchcoat9i bet you would be great as JD!
I think Heather was the best
Edit 11 months later: for everyone wondering which one I meant it was heather if you guys had any common sense you would know she is far superior than Heather and Heather
Rebeka And Nora which one?
Rebeka And Nora no heather was better
coolwhipistasty no heathers the best one of them all
Clearly you have a shitty taste in Heathers. Heather was the best.
HEATHER WAS BETTER
Heather Chandler is definitely my favorite. She's a gosh dang savage.
Edit: Holy heathers 242 likes?! I'm shook
I prefer Heather McNamara cuz she's a sinamon roll
Destiny Daniels Apart from talking about chopping people's heads in half with a meat cleaver 😂 lol
Galaxy Song Heather MacNamara is my favorite, besides the vomiting n' shit
She’s honestly the best friend we all need. At least her ghost is. Brutally honest but in a caring way to keep you out of trouble. If you think about it she’s not even THAT bad. Yeah she’s really mean but I honestly think it’s just a power thing to make sure her and the other Heathers stay popular. Plus she actually let’s Veronica into the group and compliments her. She actually lets Veronica try to apologize to her. And when she was a ghost she was constantly trying to keep Veronica away from JD and calls her her best friend. And even warns her when JD is coming. Honestly I feel like this musical just shows that people are a thousand times nicer when they’re dead.
What about h duke?
OK, but does this musical scare yet excite anyone else? Like that feeling in your gut you get when you listen to it?
Sisterical Well the Heathers Fandom and Dear Evan Hanson's those fandoms and terrifying
I get that same feeling about Sweeney Todd. I keep thinking, I shouldn't enjoy something so morbid
Sisterical exactly
Strangely accurate
Sisterical true, but I love it anyway
Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful
99 people got a bone to pick
+Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick
***** 111 people got their faces slapped off
+Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched
155 people are biotches, listening up
Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not
Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶
Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?
Chandler : thats not pate thaTS liVERwORst
PATÊ BRO, I GOTTA MOTOR THO
@@acreforrest i predicted the future
veronicas mom in the movie is amazing and i fully stan
@@leotheoreganoman don’t we all?
aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?
Yes
Listen up biatch!
YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?
Insana Hyde
iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh
@@ukichu6454
BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!
does anyone else get chills when jessica keenan wynn sings "let's go tear up someone's lawn"? her voice is so smooth
The heathers, the original mean girls
same thing
Kae Cet RIGHT
Kae Cet NO!!!!! JUST NO!!!
Mean Girls, but the everyone is actual, fleshed out characters and not just archetypes.
That is true, considering mean girls was based off Heathers
Me: *turns on Candy Store*
Friend 1: OMG I know this song! It's on TikTok!
Friend 2: Riverdale played this! They're so cool!
Me: did Heather Chandler die so you could mock her greatest song like this
Friends: What-
Me: SHUT UP HEATHER
Your friends: MY NAME'S NOT HEATHER-
Me: *UNCULTURED!*
haha, people can only like songs a certain way, and if they don’t then i don’t like them 😎
riverdale..was a catastrophe
my friends would probably say: oh ik this song! my friend plays it non stop it's her only personality trait
If it was me and my friends liked Riverdale and tiktok let's just say they won't be my friends anymore.....
you know the drill
1. Veronica
2. Heather Chandler
3. Heather Duke
4. Heather Duke
5. Heather McNamara
6. Ram
7. Kurt
8. Martha
9. J. D
0. Betty Finn
I'm Betty Finn
Parker’s ETN I got Heather m. I'm not surprised
I’m Veronica!
I’m heather duke
Oh im Heather C....
Actually that makes sense
Me trying to sing this song perfectly:
*SHUT UP HEATHER!*
Me: *Can No longer sing the song*
*Listen up BIOTCH* is the best way to catch someone's attention tbh
Official.Gazebos _ ikr
I'm Gay yeah that won't work with my third graders.... 😅
Now I'm going to say to everyone: Listen up BIOTCH
Jeff the killer I LIKE!!!!
Everyone in the comments was talking about something called Riverdale, so I was like, "It can't be that bad. Come on, guys." I went to listen to it (because I hate myself). I listened to the whole thing, but it took _half an hour_ to get through cause I just... I *_just_* ... I came back here afterward cause It's just... it's *_just_*
You poor thing
i did the same hong now i’m sad
You're stronger than me. I legit couldn't make it past the first line.
Oh no...
Same tho. I didn't know what Riverdale's Candy Store was and so I listened to it... I had so many regrets.
Let's face it, we all came here to heal our brains of the trauma of the Riverdale version.
Annette yes, like wtf river dale?
i love riverdale but they ruined candy store
Yes riverdale is great but they ruined candy and dead girl walking
Yep need something to save my ears from the riverdale version
I like the Riverdale one more
This episode was the sole reason I watched Riverdale.
*I think I'm dead inside.*
I just listened to the Riverdale version. *I AM IN AGONY.*
I felt bad for Heather when Heather told her to shut up. But then Heather sang that next line and I forgave her.
Amen
I love Heather
@@crowsoto9612 Heather is better.
So heather hit heather but didn't hit heather but heather forgave heather and heather sang along with heather and heather
@@ibuki3746 what a tounge twister
Normal kids: studying and doing HW
me, rapidly screaming: WELCOME TO MY CANDY STOOOOOOREEEE
He lly same
Why is this true?
He lly Oh my god me
Who doesn't do that me and my friends do all the time
Me: violently dancing and singing along
Also me: *sipping a slurpy and dancing/singing to freeze your brain* “can’t relate”
heather chandler is now on my list of roles i wanna play
Shannon Ohleyer same here but I don't know if I can sing as well as Heather chandler
same
Shannon Ohleyer JD is on mine, but I'm a girl, so like, nearly impossible. Veronica would be on mine, but I can't belt high enough. If I use a bitchy character voice I can sing any of the Heathers parts though.
Castiel Novak why don’t you just gender bend the characters
I wanna play every single character at once
Imagine having a normal day at high school and then BAM!
An entire musical cast starts agressively singing at you
it'S SAFE TO SAY THAT IF HEATHER CHANDLER BROKE MY LEGS AND THREW ME INTO A PIT OF FIRE I WOULD THANK HER
GrimdarkUtøpia looked at profile . You realy like prom queen don’t u
GrimdarkUtøpia well.....
F U C K M E G E N T L Y W I T H A C H A I N S A W ! ! ! !
Honestly me too
person: musicals cant be serious
me: are we gonna have a problem?
you got a bone to pick?
I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
Natasha Chloe Rodrigo HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP
BEYOTCH
I. FUCKING. LOVE YOU GUYS
Natasha Chloe Rodrigo the saaasss 😂
_"Riverdale did it better"_
* That person was the Imposter *
* 0 imposters are left *
Amogus
SUSSY
when sussy imposter
just facts
@@estrelalaranjaazul just monika
Heather Chandler = Regina George except stronger
pastel panda // Heather Chandler is probs Regina George’s mom is in some alternate universe where Heather Chandler didn’t die
Literally make Regina abusive and even more mean. Make Gretchen obsessively jealous instead of obsessively caring. And make Karen a little less dumb and have her actually have feelings and you get the Heathers.
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
@@addisongeissler4387 We should totally stab Ceaser
YOU GO, GLEN COCO.
this makes me want to set up a stand outside of my house selling homemade fudge and candy with this playing on loop
I accidentally read this as “homicide fudge” so um..ha, not totally inaccurate…
@@np-cos4065 well JD would be a regular customer, he loves such fudge ;)
@@ipekdag4618
well you see-
THE VOCALS IN THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL
I love this song, my classmates danced to this and they slayed so hard. THEY ARE QUEENS JUST LIKE THIS SONG. PERIOD POO.
Does anyone else love that little second at 2:49 where the instruments cut out and it's just vocals? So short, so good.