Candy Store - Heathers: The Musical +LYRICS
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2014
- (p) Yellow Sound Label owns this music, not me. But enjoy!
H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You’ve come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, biotch!
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!
H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes
HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!
H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall
H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check
H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat
HEATHERS:
All you
H. DUKE:
Have to do
H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo
HEATHERS:
That freak’s
H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
HEATHERS:
If she
H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot
HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot
H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep
H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep
H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store
H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan
H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone
H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles
HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer
H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me
H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!
MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.
VERONICA:
Color me stoked.
MARTHA:
I’m so happy!
HEATHERS:
Woah!
H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo-
H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store
HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.
Lol, I couldn't resist.
Heathers Musical Lyrics Who are you???????????
me curious
hehe
Noa pl Totally! hahahahahaha
Lisa Black ha
I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.
this is true
Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though
Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end
Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0
TAYLOR ANDERSON voy
Them: HIGH NOTES
Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*
Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D
*Y e s*
I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....
I feel you smh
Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite
A little fan theory:
On the "candy store" harmony, Heather Mac singing the high harmony symbolizes the amount of stress/pressure she has to take to be part of the Heathers. The stress is on her, which is why she has to sing the high harmony, which is the most stressful. Heather Duke sings the low harmony because she will always be below Heather Chandler, so it symbolizes her status in the Heathers and in Westerburg as a whole. Finally, Heather Chandler sings the melody because she is the center of attention, the face of the Heathers, so she obviously gets the most important harmony.
Omg that is just, WOW!
This is actually true. I’m in a production of heathers and this is exactly how the song is harmonized. It’s a nightmare to learn honestly.
@@Ryucallie omg, thats so cool. i am in show choir, so pretty similar and i know music theory, but yeah, its really beautiful when all pieced together
Canon I was heather’s scrunchie
I also have a theory, they specifically liken the Heathers to a Candy Store as being a part of them sounds great as you have access to all this “candy” but it slowly decays your heart similar to how candy decays teeth
SO LISTEN UP
**grandma walks in**
ʙɪᴀᴛᴄʜ
I laughed at this for some reason
I rolled on the floor because of this comment
😂
Why is that me
Rip
Heathers: **harmonize perfectly**
Me: **fucking dies**
1:43
blueballsram honestly it's given me so many chills
blueballsram I love ur user
blueballsram SAME lol
blueballsram your username oh my god
Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are
Preach.
i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over
This.
I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.
Yeah they are not that similar
I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense
I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"
Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!
I go crazy over everything Heather C does.
And Veronica too.
When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk
@@GreetingsFineCitizen same
yes
I do too
ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU
I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*
I saw a statue of shamu once
xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld
The VunC. Same 👀
Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though
Oh god the amount likes...
One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face.
It was awesome.
Ruby Rodriguez 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
Ruby Reloaded lucky biotch
Yas
Ohmygod did you just
Yes
Just a note:
You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because:
In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear.
Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest.
Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.
@@ella7066 Wow, Omg, thanks.
That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.
@@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.
I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather
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Lets all be honest.
This song is so goddamn unforgettable.
860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.
922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.
HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-
@@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER
@@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
Peer Pressure: The Musical
facts
Stoping your psychopathic boyfriend from murdering everyone: the musical
HAHAHAHAHA
facts
LMAO
99 people got a bone to pick
+Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick
***** 111 people got their faces slapped off
+Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched
155 people are biotches, listening up
Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not
Me: **makes a musicals playlist**
Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM
Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me.
Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster
@@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs
REAL
The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j
Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?
So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol
But seriously. they were sexy traffic lights
lmao
@@rinwastaken7632indeed they are.
I will now begin to call them that
i mean you areny wrong
So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers.
Fair enough, both female trios and all.
But, I have another proposition.
The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers.
Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.
+America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman Thanks, Lafayette.
yesss
and what about John as Veronica And Alex as JD
James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county.
Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president.
And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.
+Tamara “Candy Queen” Arevalo Hmm...Alex as Veronica and John as JD, maybe? Eliza as Martha? I don't know.
Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people
The Minecraft community these days in a nutshell
Yup
@@exilley2134 yess
Why are you talking smack about me?
*LetS gO tEaR uP sOmEonEs LawN*
The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense
Riverdale: kidz bop
100%%% UNDERATED COMMENT
It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”
What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮
YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
*Macnamara raises her hand*
+Abinator Grace
*Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*
Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw
*Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*
raise a glass
to freeeedom
Okay, I love both Hamilton and Heathers but there is literally no resemblance between the Schuyler sisters and the Heathers apart from there are three of them and they are all females.
Amelia L ikr
kinglaurence DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
well, they have similar dress colours. For the Schuylers it's pink, green, and yellow. For the Heathers it's red, bue, and yellow.
SlimeInArt I guess, but their personalities are nothing alike.
Of course. We know that.
Why is heather dukes “and get in my Jeep” so satisfying to listen to?
Not so fun fact about "Candy Store":
In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".
Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.
I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?
way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD
english class be like
C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.
Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback
Or mommy
IKR
Wouldn’t you Like to know weather boy
Ehh
Veronica Sawyer how very
Kate ,
Hm?
I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit
i can imagine a certain spider bitch from homestuck singing this XDD
Hahah YASSSSSSSS
From what I can see,
In your profile is Gee.
+Keeley Fairie I think she's pretty much everyone's favorite heather
KARKAT HAS ARRIVED
I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old
like WTF!!
I know it’s older than my cousins
THE VOCALS IN THIS SONG IS BEAUTIFUL
*Heather Chandler has joined the chat.*
*Heather Duke has joined the chat.*
*Heather McNamara has joined the chat.*
*Veronica Sawyer has joined the chat.*
*Martha Dunnstock has joined the chat.*
*Heather Chandler has removed Martha Dunnstock from the chat.*
*JD has entered the chat*
*JD and Veronica have removed Heather Chandler from the chat*
*Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney have joined the chat.*
*JD has removed Kurt Kelley and Ram Sweeney from the chat.*
*i entered my own chat because I’m lonely*
*Veronica Sawyer has disabled admin priveleges for Jason Dean*
I like
Veronica:
"I am not throwin' away my shot"
Hamilton?
@@katelenjade yes
Wrong musical my friend
Lol
@@strxwb3rry.m0chii i prolly shouldn't brag-
I love how the beginning just has straight up sophisticated vine booms
No no, he’s got a point
OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
Regina George: Who’re you?
Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*
Regina has more self confidence than heather c
I don't think so...idk
Nazlı Girgin well... maybe at the beginning of the show
so fucking true
Heather: you but with an edgier story
This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level
What about the song "yo girl" that song makes me stressed out!! Haha
@@elisawilbur1727 True!
I know
just makeing gacha
I know
i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical
2:20 that is honestly beautiful
ShortStick Gaming thats music in my ears if heather says shut up to heather
YESSSS
no one:
the riverdale version: *swOosh*
time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂
stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒
IcE cReAm 😂😂
@@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream
I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO
And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay
me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person
also me: i want heather chandler to step on me
me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes
A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!
@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters
c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?
Pleberoni Pleb y e s
One of my classmates is a river dale addict me on the other hand I love Heathers.
So she asked me to send her a song to listin to so I sent her "candy store" and "beautiful" and she texted me saying "Why did you send me river dale songs I thought you didn't like river dale" to which I replied with "these are songs from heathers river dale just sung them badly"
she left me on read.
She's scared of the truth
I was like "surely it can't be that bad" and went and listened to it and "oh god"
its been three years did she ever come to her senses
imangine the plastics and the heather join forces...
Now that would be a great musical
And a not so great FLIPPING WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!
Edit: or at least high school domination! 😝
Person A: my favorite musical is heathers
Person B: me too
Person A: who's your favorite character
Person B: ...heather?
Fiber lights 123 I had a conversation similar to this!
Fiber lights 123 I love 3 of the Heathers, they need to step on me
Fiber lights 123 which one?
MCNAMARA
HEATHER IS BETTER
This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"
YUP 👍✨
Nah, they got candy
i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside
Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?
@@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss
I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭
NAHAHAHAHAHAH
bro its 11 am i should not be laughing this hard
Heather is coming RUN
_"Riverdale did it better"_
* That person was the Imposter *
* 0 imposters are left *
Amogus
SUSSY
when sussy imposter
just facts
@@user-wt7gk4cg5m just monika
I didn't know traffic lights could dance
I must have a screenshot of this
Adrienne Sophie lol🤣
Adrienne Sophie OMG I just noticed what you did 😂🤣 yes
XDDD
SHUT UP, HEATHER jk I love that
While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time
Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG
raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING
Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god
raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU
Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh
I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke
Congratulations,
living the dream
@@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun
shut up heather
That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage
Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful
The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.
yeah they should
+aiden Playford what grade
aiden Playford senior in highschool
+Brittany Stebbins ikr
Haha I did sound and lighting for my group who sang this song. They were Soo good with the SHUT UP HEATHER
I'm just here running away from that doorknob...
IM PAYN same
I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose
Me
They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.
I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much
wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news
example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool
JD?? Is that you??
@@mayaniscioli5086 Maybe, Maybe not.
yes please
Jason Dean?!?
Jason Dean, doing jason Dean things
UA-cam asking you to join Premium for the millionth time: 2:00
I'm just waiting for a musicals version of Just Dance. Maybe I'd be more fit then.
I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun
Oh, cool! I'll have to look that up~ Thanks!
Katie Husband so did I,my year 2 teacher recommend it,it's basically musical just dance but I can't remember it that much because I don't have my wiii
Wii
meee
The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy
You are not the only one with that problem.
Fandom Trash sameeee
OMG moooddddd but also me.
Sameee
Elisha?
Me trying to sing this song perfectly:
*SHUT UP HEATHER!*
Me: *Can No longer sing the song*
Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha
oh my god… i need this in my life NOW.
REAL
WE NEED THIS
SUNNY
person: musicals cant be serious
me: are we gonna have a problem?
you got a bone to pick?
I'D NORMALLY SLAP YOUR FACE OFF, AND EVERYONE HERE COULD WATCH
Natasha Chloe Rodrigo HERE'S SOME ADVICE LISTEN UP
BEYOTCH
I. FUCKING. LOVE YOU GUYS
Natasha Chloe Rodrigo the saaasss 😂
The heathers, the original mean girls
same thing
Kae Cet RIGHT
Kae Cet NO!!!!! JUST NO!!!
Mean Girls, but the everyone is actual, fleshed out characters and not just archetypes.
That is true, considering mean girls was based off Heathers
Why is the way she says sesame street so satisfying-
Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone
To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.
No one:
Literally No one:
Me: “HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FOOOORR?!”
*At 3AM*
It's 3:10AM and I am on reply #3 hahahahaaa
This is me rn but make ot 2:42am
Its 4:12 ive been replaying this while drawing :/
Me tooo
Its 03:54
aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?
Yes
Listen up biatch!
YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?
Insana Hyde
iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh
@@ukichu6454
BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!
This episode was the sole reason I watched Riverdale.
*I think I'm dead inside.*
I just listened to the Riverdale version. *I AM IN AGONY.*
Three things I can't find:
My car keys
My motivation
The heterosexual explanation for this song
Okay guys, I love Hamilton, I generally love every musical. But not every musical needs to be compared to Hamilton.
And the Schuyler sisters are defiantly *very* different to the Heathers.
EDIT: I don't know how I managed to spell definitely as defiantly, especially due to the fact that I'm a Jack's films fan and have seen his video on it. Please don't reply about Jack's films, as people have allready mentioned it to me. I'm just keeping the misspelling because I find it funny.
Nintendogs Sunny ikr!!!
we _know_ they're different.. I think most of us are just comparing the fact that it's a group of three girls. I think they even have similar dress colours.
Nintendogs Sunny PREACH
SlimeInArt You could just as easily compare them to Gretchen, Karen and Regina from mean girls.
Or those 3 girls from Ed Ed and Eddy ...
Im the only one that sees that ... okay
I'm sorry you all compare this to the Schuyler sisters but all I see are Regina, Gretchen, and Karen
Regina as heather chandler Gretchen as duke and Karen as McNamara
the heathers came first.
+prowlandsasuke actually the Schuyler sisters came first
you mean in history?
I see the unholy trinity from Glee
it's crude but it's soooooooooooo badass and it's such a pick me up when you feel low or upset or have a moment of low self esteem
For some reason despite not having heard this song in like a year and a half it got randomly stuck in my head so here I am realizing that it's actually a bop
My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂
update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film
Oh hello ARMY hru 😊💜
The Straightn't Lesbean ayo- im good thanks hru? 😊💜
omg i love that!
Sorry Heather-
OMG THATS 👌👌
The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.
True.
Joooosh Duuuuuun?
YOU THEEEERREE?
How's Rose going for you?
Dizzy Lizzie he's in there somewhere
BLESS THIS OLD ASS POST
i know absolutely 0 things about this show/series/book? but this is a bop
Heather duke is so underated
Friend:What’s your favorite musical?
Me:Heathers
Friend:I don’t think I’ve heard of tha-
Me:Honey what ya waiting for
Friend:STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
That is me and my friends when I told her about be more chill
Three cheers for Sweet cheese whizz 😂😂😂
:(
OMG ANOTHER KILLJOY IM SO SORRY HIIII
i'll change my name when i have one Omg hi
I like the part where Heather sings.
jesusthroughmary Nah. Heather is WAY better.
Sky The Sea Dragon
The best one
same.
Nah, I prefer Heather.
Me too
The song that introduced me to the heathers
Same!
Same
Heathers: kickin' nerds in the nose
Me: I don't want my nose kicked, and the word is intellectual
Only female trio as good as The Schuyler Sisters tbh
omg yes
....and peggy
definitely!
Peggy is definitely Heather Duke.
+PurpleFlamingos yes, Eliza is mcnamara
Me: Heathers looks like a good musical so I can get over Home stuck and Hamilton
Comments: homESTUCK AnD HamiLTOn
Me: FUCK
sAEM SOM UCH AAA
Alexander Hamilsin same
same!
BAHAHA SAME
aCCURA T E
I am so glad this song reached 30 million views, it is totally deserved
McNamara is not throwing away her shot
Aura this is my favorite comment
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
THE HAMILTON IS REAL
Aura girl ur in the wrong fandom
THERE IS NEVER A WRONG FANDOM
God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat
You mean ur lifeboat ;)
Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?
They really freeze my brain
@@hollyingrams5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk
@@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.
@@hollyingrams5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-
The Schuyler Sisters' evil counterpart song
omg yes
Listening to this song: ooh typical teen drama peer pressure story
The rest of the musical: we got murder, we got death, we got suicides, we got psychos
Tag yourself, I'm Heather
I'm am SO heather
I'm Heather
Ummm... out of Heather, Heather and Heather I would have to go with.....
J.D..............
Did I win? :D
I'm kinda a mix of Heather and Heather, but totally not Heather
.:WelcomeToWonderland:. Which one lol
Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶
Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?
Chandler : thats not pate thaTS liVERwORst
PATÊ BRO, I GOTTA MOTOR THO
@@acreforrest i predicted the future
veronicas mom in the movie is amazing and i fully stan
@@leotheoreganoman don’t we all?
Im sorry, but that "Biotch" instead of " B$tch" was EVERYTHING To me😔✋💖
"I like skipping gym" same girl. Same
“Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors
Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers
Nizar Hilmi they don’t want to get copyright © I think
Turtle McFee for the word snack?
It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".
And loser
Actually it’s the high school version of the song written by the same person. It’s changed around in different schools.
You: I don't like musicals
Me: are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick?
I’d normally your your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
riyah c: But I'm feeling nice, so here's some advice, listen up biatch!
I like
Looking hot buying stuff they cannot
Stella Myers i like drinking hard, maxing dads credit card!
I like!
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
Screwing him
“Watchu waiting fo-“
*”SHUT UP HEATHER”*
Mean girls: Who are you?
Heathers: 𝙄'𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧
"If she had your shot she would leave you to rot."
Well, what if Veronica doesn't throw away her shot?
I see another Hamilton fan is desperately trying to fill the void left by Lin Manuel-Miranda. Hi. 👋🏼
Shes just like her country,young,scrappy,and hungry
yup im hamiltrash😂😂
omg
YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES IT EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD
Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting teen men!
“RAM AND KURT!”
Last year I was heather duke in a production of heathers at the college in my town, it was so great! And our h.mcnamara was an alto so I got to do all of her harmonies it was so fuCKING FUN I MISS IT KILL ME
(Actually I was a swing for heather duke and Veronica's mother but I never ended up having to swing which was a blessing)
+hellaween shellaween **applause**
We meet again.
cool
that sounds so fucking cool :0 but whats a swing?
does anyone else get chills when jessica keenan wynn sings "let's go tear up someone's lawn"? her voice is so smooth
Oh dear gosh! I was Cosplaying as Heather Chandler and Singing Candy store and shouting “SHUT UP HEATHER” when my dad knocked on the front door! Let me tell ya, I pulled a quick change faster than Barbie did on the red carpet and the adrenaline rush is crazy!!!! 🥵🥵🥵
I love how she says "mommy"
same
sweetie buttons ikr!!!
sweetie buttons mAmmy
Where
I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.
Heather Chandler - Google
Heather Duke - Safari
Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer
Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox
*
*ono*
They're also the Hogwarts house colors
@@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW
Lmao I realized that just today
When I was younger, this song sounded mean but amazing. And now, ITS STILL AMAZING-
( And the fact I was addicted to this)
These are the bitchiest traffic lights I’ve ever seen
Oh yeah barely noticed their colors lol
Heathers the Musical: *has a huge fan base and great plot based on a classic movie*
Broadway: Hmmm... Alright, let’s put Spongebob on broadway.
Broadway: Yea, that will really boost our ratings! Wait! Wait! Where are you all going?
Every Broadway fan with a good taste in plays: *You suck*
I mean, some of the songs are decent.
I like your picture, m8.
The girl who plays Karen is the one who plays Christine in Bmc
Spongebob > Heathers