Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are
This. I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.
I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*
Just a note: You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because: In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear. Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest. Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.
That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.
I go crazy over everything Heather C does. And Veronica too. When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk
@@hollyingrams5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-
They could've at least used "doormat" at least it's an actual insult with a meaning, to let people Walk all over you, "doorknob" doesn't even mean anything.
My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂 update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film
“Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers
It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".
Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me. Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster
Okay, I love both Hamilton and Heathers but there is literally no resemblance between the Schuyler sisters and the Heathers apart from there are three of them and they are all females.
I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭
*Heather Chandler has joined the chat.* *Heather Duke has joined the chat.* *Heather McNamara has joined the chat.* *Veronica Sawyer has joined the chat.* *Martha Dunnstock has joined the chat.* *Heather Chandler has removed Martha Dunnstock from the chat.*
So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol
McNamera and Duke sound like high schools. Chandler sounds like an adult 1920's jazz singer. Not bad, just not what I expected. And Martha sounds like she's going to be Tracy Turnblad very soon.
Josie Alyvia I kind of like her voice, I think it makes her stand out from the other Heathers. I figure Heather practiced that voice in the mirror for hours to intimidate other students XD
Lindsay Rice I think she's supposed to. It sets her apart from the other Heathers. She sounds like someone who's above the other students, and from her voice I think of someone in power, like the principal or someone like that. I think that reflects on how Chandler had control of the school, and how impossible it would have been for Duke to step in and fill Chandler's shoes, and why she didn't immediately fall into power after Corn Nuts.
Literally make Regina abusive and even more mean. Make Gretchen obsessively jealous instead of obsessively caring. And make Karen a little less dumb and have her actually have feelings and you get the Heathers.
I think Heather was the best Edit 11 months later: for everyone wondering which one I meant it was heather if you guys had any common sense you would know she is far superior than Heather and Heather
It fits, and I kinda like that Chandler is Gryffindor, this make ppl stop with that of "gRyFfInDoRs aRe tHe nIcE oNeS aNd SlYtHeRiN iS tHe EvIl", also it's ironic how Veronica was called a nerd sometimes and there's this stupid stereotype that Ravenclaws are all nerds But all the Heather lowkey fit Slytherin tho Ps.: no I'm not hating on Slytherin, I love all the Heathers and I'm a Slytherin
I feel like they're all Slytherin besides Heather M. Not because they do bad stuff, but because they're cunning, smart, and will do anything to get their way
Not so fun fact about "Candy Store": In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".
I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?
I saw people joking about the heathers been comparable to traffic lights. The worst part is that this makes sense if you think of it: -Chandler is a full stop. As she is the main leader of the clique, everyone stops to look at her first. -McNamara is a wait. She is not the most important member, but she has some traits that make her slightly noticeable in the story (either her rep and money or her hidden kindness) -Duke is a full pass. As she holds an unappealing attitude and a boring personality for the rest of the heathers and the rest of the students in general at the beginning and in the end of the story, she becomes pasables for most of both the cast and the audience.
I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay
I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun
So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers. Fair enough, both female trios and all. But, I have another proposition. The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers. Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.
James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county. Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president. And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.
Shannon Ohleyer JD is on mine, but I'm a girl, so like, nearly impossible. Veronica would be on mine, but I can't belt high enough. If I use a bitchy character voice I can sing any of the Heathers parts though.
0:49 I haven't listened to Heathers in a while, and that little "voice crack" gave me chills. I forgot how good the girl who played Heather C. was! Im dying and I am gonna listen to that part all over again.
Thomas is Heather Chandler, obviously. Aaron Burr is Heather Duke because he tries really hard to be cool. James Madison is Heather McNamera because he's definitely the Softest™ of the three
She’s honestly the best friend we all need. At least her ghost is. Brutally honest but in a caring way to keep you out of trouble. If you think about it she’s not even THAT bad. Yeah she’s really mean but I honestly think it’s just a power thing to make sure her and the other Heathers stay popular. Plus she actually let’s Veronica into the group and compliments her. She actually lets Veronica try to apologize to her. And when she was a ghost she was constantly trying to keep Veronica away from JD and calls her her best friend. And even warns her when JD is coming. Honestly I feel like this musical just shows that people are a thousand times nicer when they’re dead.
I feel like Heather, Heather and Heather as instruments would be: Heather Chandler: Oboe. Has that distinct sound to it. Heather Duke: Panflute. Almost unidentifiable among others but if it's noticed then you can't unhear it. Heather Macnamara: Flute. Just great noises.
What's nice and subtle about the difference between Veronica and Martha versus the Heathers is that the former two long for the simple and nice ways of Kindergarten, while being childish is the Heathers go to insult, even beyond what you'd expect from the standard mean girl archetypes.
I was listening to this song and my friend says to me: "oh, is this that song from Riverdale?" IT'S. NOT. FROM. RIVERDALE. Edit: help, it happened again. A guy was singing like "welcome to my candystoOoOoOore" And I was like "wait, you know the heathers musical?" And he was like "wtf it's from riverdale" "No, it's not" "Yes, it is" Oops he's dead now Edit 2: yes, of course I gave him some drain cleaner
@Harper Jade It took me like 5 months of healing in an ancient temple to come to the conclusion that we're all soup. But seriously, it'll be okay, I promise. There are tons of people out there like you. You should talk to someone you really trust. Hang in there, dude.
Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite
Me: *turns on Candy Store* Friend 1: OMG I know this song! It's on TikTok! Friend 2: Riverdale played this! They're so cool! Me: did Heather Chandler die so you could mock her greatest song like this Friends: What- Me: SHUT UP HEATHER
Okay, so I just saw a production of Heathers at the Ringwald theatre in Ferndale, Michigan and they had a GUY play Heather Chandler! It was awesome, he was in full drag and everything. He was sassy and he had such a good voice! Just thought I'd share because I was blown away :)
Yeah, my friends actually saw that production, they said it was great during this song when he drops the bass on his voice at the beginning so it came out like, "You've come so far, why now? Are you pulling on mY DICK?!?". I heard it was a really awesome production!
wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool
Everyone in the comments was talking about something called Riverdale, so I was like, "It can't be that bad. Come on, guys." I went to listen to it (because I hate myself). I listened to the whole thing, but it took _half an hour_ to get through cause I just... I *_just_* ... I came back here afterward cause It's just... it's *_just_*
While heather was ok, heather was soooooooo much better. Heather sucked tho, she needs to do better next time
Deathbycats 1234 WHAT?! Heather sucked! Not Heather! UGH UR SO WRONG
raisinboi63 ÒoÓ how DARE you, heather was AMAZING
Deathbycats 1234 EXCAUSE ME BUT HEATHER WAS BETTER THAN HEATHER AND HEATHER! SHUT UP HEATHER! wait NOT THAT HEATHER! THE OTHER ONE- oh my god
raisinboi63 If you DARE disrespect heather again I will FIGHT YOU
Deathbycats 1234 OMG COME AT ME biAtCh
This song takes peer pressure to a whole other level
What about the song "yo girl" that song makes me stressed out!! Haha
@@elisawilbur1727 True!
I know
just makeing gacha
I know
I love how Heathers starts off like a typical mean girl story then turns into an epic drama where there is a shit ton of murder and fucking.
this is true
Heathers was like, the original typical mean girl story, though
Imagine your mom passing by the living room two times during the movie: on the start and near the end
Electa Kellet likes are at 666 on this comment. 0_0
TAYLOR ANDERSON voy
Unpopular opinion: Heathers and Mean Girls are both amazing stories with amazing characters and are iconic seperately and they shouldnt be compared as much as they are
Preach.
i totally agree i could watch both of them over and over
This.
I don't hate Mean Girls, but why is the comment section for it's musicals so... dry? Like I know it's a Mean Girls comment section on those videos, but it feels like I'm standing in the freaking Sahara desert or something when I'm watching a song from Mean Girls: The Musical, and I go to the comment section.
Yeah they are not that similar
I dunno i wouldnt call their stories "amazing " but it wasnt a bad musical...eventhough it didnt make sense
I didn't know traffic lights could dance
I must have a screenshot of this
Adrienne Sophie lol🤣
Adrienne Sophie OMG I just noticed what you did 😂🤣 yes
XDDD
SHUT UP, HEATHER jk I love that
I just realized that the name "Shamoo" is actually the name of a huge killer whale named Shamu that died in 1971. They compared Martha to Shamu... *damn.*
I saw a statue of shamu once
xXPurpleQueenXx I thought it was just the name of whatever orca is currently at Seaworld
The VunC. Same 👀
Kids in my middle school used to call the vice principal Shamu. She was really mean though
Oh god the amount likes...
SO LISTEN UP
**grandma walks in**
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I laughed at this for some reason
I rolled on the floor because of this comment
😂
Why is that me
Rip
Just a note:
You know how in this song, they say 'Prove you're not a loser', then 'Proven you're not a pussy' in the next verse and lastly, they say 'Prove you're not a lame-ass' This is because:
In the original set-up, they stand in this order: McNarama, Chandler, Duke. Heather McNarama isn't as bad as the other two, so they first say 'loser', which isn't a swear.
Then they say 'Pxssy', which is probably the worst, signifying Chandler, the worst and meanest.
Last, they say 'Lame-ass', which is not too bad, but some people consider is a swear. Duke is not too bad, but some people consider her really mean.
@@Rusted-fairy-wings Wow, Omg, thanks.
That's a very good point, I think it could be referring to their greatest fears too. Heather Mcnamara wanting to come across with the perfect life, pretty much anything but a loser. Chandler wanting to be seen as fearless even to the point where she drinks hull cleaner for the sake of not been called chicken. And lastly, Duke who so desperately wants to be the main character so she can show everyone that she isn't boring clearly goes against her nature shown by her love for classic literature which many teens would see as lame.
@@celestepepper1053 Yes! That's (probably) also true.
I hate Duke, she's my least favorite Heather
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I like the part where Heather sings.
jesusthroughmary Nah. Heather is WAY better.
Sky The Sea Dragon
The best one
same.
Nah, I prefer Heather.
Me too
The amount of times I've listened to this song is unhealthy
You are not the only one with that problem.
Fandom Trash sameeee
OMG moooddddd but also me.
Sameee
Elisha?
Veronica:
"I am not throwin' away my shot"
Hamilton?
@@katelenjade yes
Wrong musical my friend
Lol
@@strxwb3rry.m0chii i prolly shouldn't brag-
I know I cannot be the only possible one who is totally going crazy over Heather Chandler's "biatch"
Of course, biatch! Jk, yes same! I love it soo much!
I go crazy over everything Heather C does.
And Veronica too.
When she's live, Jessica's voice cracks (intentionally) in Beautiful on "maybe" in the lyric, "Mascara, maybe some lip gloss" and I repeat it 10000000 times everytime I listen to Beautiful cause its just so hfjdhdbfjfhjfjgjkkhkhkk
@@GreetingsFineCitizen same
yes
I do too
ITS PRONOUNCED “BITCH” THEY COULDN’T RHYME WITH WATCHHHHHH KGDGFNJHWEFJBREWIHU
God damn the harmonies in the second chorus just really float my boat
You mean ur lifeboat ;)
Yeah I'm walking to the door. On my left?
They really freeze my brain
@@hollyingrams5653 ON. YOUR. LEFT. lol jk
@@rielletambaoan_ I prefer to leave by window. It looks a lot cooler.
@@hollyingrams5653 *inhales* *screeches* On ThE oUtSiDe AlWaYs LoOkInG iN wIlL i EvEr Be MoRe ThAn I'vE aLwAyS bEeN cAuSe I'm TaP tAp TaPpIn On ThE gLaSs WaViNg ThRoUgH a WiNdOw-
aRe wE GonNa hAve a prObLem?
Yes
Listen up biatch!
YouVe GoT a BonE tO PiCK?
Insana Hyde
iD nOrmAlLy sLaP yOuR fAcE oFf, aNd eVerYonE hErE cOuLd wAtCh
@@ukichu6454
BuT iM fEeLiNg NiCe, HeRe'S sOmE aDvIcE, sO lIsTeN uP bItCh!
Peer Pressure: The Musical
facts
Stoping your psychopathic boyfriend from murdering everyone: the musical
HAHAHAHAHA
facts
LMAO
i’m in love chandler’s voice i don’t know why but hers specifically stands out to me throughout the musical
The question is, will my school let me perform this with little to no changes.
yeah they should
+aiden Playford what grade
aiden Playford senior in highschool
+Brittany Stebbins ikr
Haha I did sound and lighting for my group who sang this song. They were Soo good with the SHUT UP HEATHER
This song just screams "come to the darkside we have cookies"
YUP 👍✨
Nah, they got candy
i want cookies and candy so yes, i go to the darkside
Can anyone tell me where to watch the movie?
@@shutupheather5911 ttthhhhaaannnkkkksssss
you know the drill
1. Veronica
2. Heather Chandler
3. Heather Duke
4. Heather Duke
5. Heather McNamara
6. Ram
7. Kurt
8. Martha
9. J. D
0. Betty Finn
I'm Betty Finn
Parker’s ETN I got Heather m. I'm not surprised
I’m Veronica!
I’m heather duke
Oh im Heather C....
Actually that makes sense
The musical: a well written song with lyrics that make sense
Riverdale: kidz bop
100%%% UNDERATED COMMENT
The drums in this song are completely under appreciated.
True.
Joooosh Duuuuuun?
YOU THEEEERREE?
How's Rose going for you?
Dizzy Lizzie he's in there somewhere
BLESS THIS OLD ASS POST
me: why do people like J.D.? he’s a terrible person
also me: i want heather chandler to step on me
me, a horrible little bi disaster: ..yes
A Humble Waffle greetings, fellow horrible little bi disaster!
@@kiirumitojjo our love is god, lets go have a slushie fellow bi disasters
c mckay im not a bi disaster- im a pan disaster.. can i join tho?
Pleberoni Pleb y e s
bro that part where martha's like, "i'm so happy!" crushes my soul
Same tho.
She doesn’t deserve betrayal
Ikr
wh9 asked
@@spirit4873 ur mom
It’s refreshing to not hear: “Prove your not a doorknob anymore”
What the hell does that even mean like bish whatttttt?
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478 there’s a version where they say “Prove you’re not a doorknob anymore”
@@yourlocal_lesbian2478I’m sorry I am telling you this but watch riverdale heathers and you’ll see 🤢 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮
They could’ve put loser again or use “pussycat” 💀
They could've at least used "doormat" at least it's an actual insult with a meaning, to let people Walk all over you, "doorknob" doesn't even mean anything.
Regina George: They might insult your clothing, or make fun of your name.
Heathers: kick nerds in the nose and beat up people
The Minecraft community these days in a nutshell
Yup
@@exilley2134 yess
Why are you talking smack about me?
*LetS gO tEaR uP sOmEonEs LawN*
My name is Heather and I sat next to a girl called Heather so my teacher called us “The Heathers” 😂
update: i have that teacher and im friends with the other heather, the teacher still refers to us as the heathers and asked us if we’d seen the film
Oh hello ARMY hru 😊💜
The Straightn't Lesbean ayo- im good thanks hru? 😊💜
omg i love that!
Sorry Heather-
OMG THATS 👌👌
I feel there is a middle ground between "live the dream" and "die alone" that can be found with a small amount of effort.
Lets all be honest.
This song is so goddamn unforgettable.
860th like and first response: My top favorite song in this musical.
922th like and second response: My top favorite song in this musical.
HONEY WHAT YOU WAITING FORRR-
@@DuneTheKaijuSHUT UP HEATHER
@@DuneTheKaijuSTEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
“Let’s change the word snack because it’s to inappropriate”-riverdale directors
Edit:even if riverdale weren’t the the ones who changed the lyrics I still think they absolutely butchered heathers
Nizar Hilmi they don’t want to get copyright © I think
Turtle McFee for the word snack?
It was to rhyme with the other line they changed, from "quarterback" to "football team". Notice how "snack" rhymes with "quarterback" and, unfortunately, "ice cream" rhymes with "football team".
And loser
Actually it’s the high school version of the song written by the same person. It’s changed around in different schools.
The huge "SHUT UP HEATHER" makes me laugh every time omg.
Lol, I couldn't resist.
Heathers Musical Lyrics Who are you???????????
me curious
hehe
Noa pl Totally! hahahahahaha
Lisa Black ha
Anyone else obsessed with how she says quarterback
Or mommy
IKR
Wouldn’t you Like to know weather boy
Ehh
Veronica Sawyer how very
Kate ,
Hm?
Me: **makes a musicals playlist**
Playlist: they'll tell the story of tonight.... ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM
Lowkey the emotional wiplash I get from my playlists is the worst part of listening to music for me.
Like no, it's not safe to go from the Nightmare Time title number to Burn from Hamilton you absolute monster
@@sapphicrose8213 bro i once had the entire eliza and philip dying arc summed up in like 5 songs
REAL
The story of tonight is the fact we're gonna have a problem so stop pulling on my dick and step in my candy store /j
Did ypu amke it on youtube? And if you did is it public?
Regina George: Who’re you?
Heather: *_I’m you, but stronger._*
Regina has more self confidence than heather c
I don't think so...idk
Nazlı Girgin well... maybe at the beginning of the show
so fucking true
Heather: you but with an edgier story
Okay, I love both Hamilton and Heathers but there is literally no resemblance between the Schuyler sisters and the Heathers apart from there are three of them and they are all females.
Amelia L ikr
kinglaurence DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
well, they have similar dress colours. For the Schuylers it's pink, green, and yellow. For the Heathers it's red, bue, and yellow.
SlimeInArt I guess, but their personalities are nothing alike.
Of course. We know that.
Heathers: **harmonize perfectly**
Me: **fucking dies**
1:43
blueballsram honestly it's given me so many chills
blueballsram I love ur user
blueballsram SAME lol
blueballsram your username oh my god
I dropped my headphones accidentally and didn’t know I broke them so when I put them on to listen to this banger it sounded like heather screamed at me from ten feet behind “ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM? YA GOT A BONE TO PICK?” And I screamed so hard my dad had to reassure me Heather was nowhere near me 😭
NAHAHAHAHAHAH
bro its 11 am i should not be laughing this hard
Heather is coming RUN
I came here from the animatic where she does the Hype Fortnite dance after she said "Listen up, biotch"
to bad it got taken down
Same! Lol
Leave here what? Why?
Oof it got taken down for some reason
I saw it too! 😂
One time Heather Chandler punched me in the face.
It was awesome.
Ruby Rodriguez 👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏
Ruby Reloaded lucky biotch
Yas
Ohmygod did you just
Yes
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I like
So there was this time where I was trying to explain Heathers to my normie friends and I called the Heathers "sexy traffic lights", i didnt regret it lol
But seriously. they were sexy traffic lights
lmao
@@rinwastaken7632indeed they are.
I will now begin to call them that
i mean you areny wrong
McNamera and Duke sound like high schools. Chandler sounds like an adult 1920's jazz singer. Not bad, just not what I expected. And Martha sounds like she's going to be Tracy Turnblad very soon.
I'm glad someone else mentioned that, Chandler sounds like a teacher instead of a student. She's a wonderful singer but sounds super old.
Josie Alyvia I kind of like her voice, I think it makes her stand out from the other Heathers. I figure Heather practiced that voice in the mirror for hours to intimidate other students XD
Lindsay Rice I think she's supposed to. It sets her apart from the other Heathers. She sounds like someone who's above the other students, and from her voice I think of someone in power, like the principal or someone like that. I think that reflects on how Chandler had control of the school, and how impossible it would have been for Duke to step in and fill Chandler's shoes, and why she didn't immediately fall into power after Corn Nuts.
Dang. Heather's suicide gave her depth.
Greg Michaels Same as I think.
Me: Heathers looks like a good musical so I can get over Home stuck and Hamilton
Comments: homESTUCK AnD HamiLTOn
Me: FUCK
sAEM SOM UCH AAA
Alexander Hamilsin same
same!
BAHAHA SAME
aCCURA T E
Heather Chandler = Regina George except stronger
pastel panda // Heather Chandler is probs Regina George’s mom is in some alternate universe where Heather Chandler didn’t die
Literally make Regina abusive and even more mean. Make Gretchen obsessively jealous instead of obsessively caring. And make Karen a little less dumb and have her actually have feelings and you get the Heathers.
YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US.
@@addisongeissler4387 We should totally stab Ceaser
YOU GO, GLEN COCO.
I refuse to believe that this masterpiece is nine years old
like WTF!!
I know it’s older than my cousins
I'm just here running away from that doorknob...
IM PAYN same
I'm still trying to run away from the circle of duck duck goose
Me
They were yanking on my chain. But I lacked the juice to slide out of them.
I just don’t get how “screwing him” stayed in but “pound some rum and coke” is too much
I think Heather was the best
Edit 11 months later: for everyone wondering which one I meant it was heather if you guys had any common sense you would know she is far superior than Heather and Heather
Rebeka And Nora which one?
Rebeka And Nora no heather was better
coolwhipistasty no heathers the best one of them all
Clearly you have a shitty taste in Heathers. Heather was the best.
HEATHER WAS BETTER
I needed to watch this 50 times to heal the deep wounds the Riverdale version gave me
Unless you get a concussion and forget the Riverdale version, then there is no healing
Someone would have to give me a brain tumor to forget the Riverdale version
Some drain cleaner may help
Serenity S OMG SAME
The riverdale version was so underrated the only thing ruining it is all the unneeded auto tune and cole sprouse weird ass singing voice
OKAY BUT IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THOSE VOCALSSSS LIKE OMG THEIR VOICES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
The Martha part always makes me sad. Like no, Martha, ram ain't shit. You can do better.
Bitter and Salty he GAY. He no like puss
Multi FemScouts he's not gay, he's a straight rapist who ain't shit. Martha can do better.
Bitter and Salty 'twas a joke honey
Lexi Heart just because it's meant to be a joke doesn't mean it's funny or that I have to like it.
Let's all spell it with me now ! F I C T I O N A L? What does that spell ! Fictional !!!
I swoon so majorly when I hear Heather McNamara's harmonies holy shit
i can imagine a certain spider bitch from homestuck singing this XDD
Hahah YASSSSSSSS
From what I can see,
In your profile is Gee.
+Keeley Fairie I think she's pretty much everyone's favorite heather
KARKAT HAS ARRIVED
H. Chandler - Gryffindor
H. Duke - Slytherin
H. McNamara - Hufflepuff
Veronica - Ravenclaw
It fits, and I kinda like that Chandler is Gryffindor, this make ppl stop with that of "gRyFfInDoRs aRe tHe nIcE oNeS aNd SlYtHeRiN iS tHe EvIl", also it's ironic how Veronica was called a nerd sometimes and there's this stupid stereotype that Ravenclaws are all nerds
But all the Heather lowkey fit Slytherin tho
Ps.: no I'm not hating on Slytherin, I love all the Heathers and I'm a Slytherin
@@marina.8441 i feel like heather mcnamara is more hufflepuff
@@isabellan7200 yeah McNamara is for sure the hufflefriend
Ikr
I feel like they're all Slytherin besides Heather M. Not because they do bad stuff, but because they're cunning, smart, and will do anything to get their way
Not so fun fact about "Candy Store":
In this song, the Heathers convince Veronica to obey,listen to them and ditch her friend, Martha. Since this song is manipulating Veronica, the phrase "Step into my candy store" implies that the Heathers want Veronica to be pulled into misery and manipulation. The phrase "Candy store" means that it is the path of falling into regrets and misery but is covered with fame and love to make it seem sweet and enjoyable like candy. "Step into" means to flow and choose to be manipulated of "going into the candy store". In conclusion, the Heathers manipulate Veronica into becoming like them by sugar-coating the bad things, hence the name "Candy Store".
Bros doing the whole english language analysis breakdown. Cool.
I feel like you coulda cut that shit down to like one sentence for something that's plastered on a billboard in big, red letters. Literature's your passion huh?
way to overanalyze the most obvious meaning fun song, holy shit xD
english class be like
C'mon, appreciate the time this guy has put into writing this.
Blair Waldorf, Regina George, Alison Dilaurentis, and Cheryl Blossom look like the nicest people ever compared to Heather Chandler.
Lyrissawesome sauce totally agree
Well not real.....well....actually...Yeahh I can't argue
Veronica did say that she's a mythic bitch
And Chanel from Scream Queens
YESSS
I just realized that the colors of the Heathers and Veronica are the colors of the Chrome logo.
Heather Chandler - Google
Heather Duke - Safari
Heather McNamara - Internet Explorer
Veronica - Bing or Mozilla Firefox
*
*ono*
They're also the Hogwarts house colors
@@mariamcnally7832 OMG YES. DUKE IS A SLYTHERIN CHANDLER IS A GRYFFINDOR MACARONI IS HUFFLEPUFF AND VERONICA IS A RAVENCLAWW
Lmao I realized that just today
I love how she says "mommy"
same
sweetie buttons ikr!!!
sweetie buttons mAmmy
Where
@@basecrayon2861 0:41
I saw people joking about the heathers been comparable to traffic lights. The worst part is that this makes sense if you think of it:
-Chandler is a full stop. As she is the main leader of the clique, everyone stops to look at her first.
-McNamara is a wait. She is not the most important member, but she has some traits that make her slightly noticeable in the story (either her rep and money or her hidden kindness)
-Duke is a full pass. As she holds an unappealing attitude and a boring personality for the rest of the heathers and the rest of the students in general at the beginning and in the end of the story, she becomes pasables for most of both the cast and the audience.
no one:
the riverdale version: *swOosh*
time for u to prove ur not a doorknob anymore 😂
stop hating on riverdale heathers you just lack the juice you doorknob 😤😔😒
IcE cReAm 😂😂
@@sillycat4273 yeah go play duck duck goose while youre mommy fixes you ice cream
I mean, why did they try keeping it PG-13? We can clearly see the characters do the DEVIL'S TANGO
And i'm pretty sure Cheryl bent over to suck on Toni's vajayjay
McNamara is not throwing away her shot
Aura this is my favorite comment
I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT
THE HAMILTON IS REAL
Aura girl ur in the wrong fandom
THERE IS NEVER A WRONG FANDOM
I just love that someone managed to set up a musical based on Heathers.
I personally prefer Heather over Heather but Heather is nice, but dont get me started on how bad Heather is.
*i am superior*
@Heather Duke At least I actually had some control over westerburg
@Heather Duke Think before you try to fill my spot next time
+ be prepared for some *serious* haunting tonight
@@HeatherChandlerBQ This convo should be part of the script
@@celestepepper1053 Who says we can’t add it now?
Song: * finishes *
Replay button: *Ah shit, here we go again*
Same
Same
YOURE HEATHER! AND SHES HEATHER! ANY OTHER HEATHERS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!
*Macnamara raises her hand*
+Abinator Grace
*Makes Jefferson, Madison, & Burr raise their Hands*
Abinator Grace terezi, Vriska, and Nepeta raise hands/paw
*Peggy, Angelica, and Eliza raise their hands*
raise a glass
to freeeedom
Heather: 🎵Let your mommy fix you a snack🎶
Veronica's mom: Do you want some paté?
Chandler : thats not pate thaTS liVERwORst
PATÊ BRO, I GOTTA MOTOR THO
@@acreforrest i predicted the future
veronicas mom in the movie is amazing and i fully stan
@@leotheoreganoman don’t we all?
This episode was the sole reason I watched Riverdale.
*I think I'm dead inside.*
I just listened to the Riverdale version. *I AM IN AGONY.*
I'm just waiting for a musicals version of Just Dance. Maybe I'd be more fit then.
I played one years ago called dance on Broadway, for the wii. Fairly classic stuff, you know chicago, rocky horror,lion king, thoroughly modern Millie. It was pretty fun
Oh, cool! I'll have to look that up~ Thanks!
Katie Husband so did I,my year 2 teacher recommend it,it's basically musical just dance but I can't remember it that much because I don't have my wiii
Wii
meee
I loved it when Heather sang but at the same time Heather's voice is beautiful. Then again I loved Heather's voice as well
*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*
Yea, but heather has the best personaliy tbh, shes iconic as hell.
HEATHER IS MY FAVORITE!!
heather is the best omg
Personally I like Heather's vocals
So, I'm seeing some people comparing them to the Schuylers.
Fair enough, both female trios and all.
But, I have another proposition.
The trio of Jefferson, Madison, and Burr as the Heathers.
Seriously, this is the best idea I've ever had.
+America's Favourite Fighting Frenchman Thanks, Lafayette.
yesss
and what about John as Veronica And Alex as JD
James Madison. Father of the Bill of Rights. His dad's loaded - he's the largest landowner in the county.
Aaron Burr. U.S. Senator. No discernible personality, but Jefferson did appoint him vice president.
And Thomas Jefferson. The Almighty. He is a mythic bitch.
+Tamara “Candy Queen” Arevalo Hmm...Alex as Veronica and John as JD, maybe? Eliza as Martha? I don't know.
Finally got Chandler's riff right, Im an alto, feeling powerful
heather chandler is now on my list of roles i wanna play
Shannon Ohleyer same here but I don't know if I can sing as well as Heather chandler
same
Shannon Ohleyer JD is on mine, but I'm a girl, so like, nearly impossible. Veronica would be on mine, but I can't belt high enough. If I use a bitchy character voice I can sing any of the Heathers parts though.
Castiel Novak why don’t you just gender bend the characters
I wanna play every single character at once
The fandom scares me as much as the Heathers
Kaarina Polly Are we gonna have a problem?
you got a bone to pick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
but I'm feeling nice
here's some advice
listen up
*b i o t c h*
WHY is this song so freaking catchy???!?!?!?!
I actually cant wait for preform this for the senior theater performance- Im actually waiting behind stage rn, I got the role as heather duke
Congratulations,
living the dream
@@Cheesecake_666 lol, it was very fun
shut up heather
That is so cool,I want to play JD despite being a a afab non binary ace but I really want to sing"meant to be yours" on stage
@@50frogsinatrenchcoat9i bet you would be great as JD!
0:49 I haven't listened to Heathers in a while, and that little "voice crack" gave me chills. I forgot how good the girl who played Heather C. was! Im dying and I am gonna listen to that part all over again.
Lol
Yo tengo
quArterback
Ree
Guys the Heathers are not the the Schuyler Sisters
The Heathers are Aaron Burr, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison
Night Sky OH MY GOD!!!! YES!!!
Thomas is Heather Chandler, obviously. Aaron Burr is Heather Duke because he tries really hard to be cool. James Madison is Heather McNamera because he's definitely the Softest™ of the three
SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
Gaby Susanto YASSSSSSS BITCH (not to you)
U mean Tabii, Erin, and Sasha from Camp Camp
Heather Chandler is definitely my favorite. She's a gosh dang savage.
Edit: Holy heathers 242 likes?! I'm shook
I prefer Heather McNamara cuz she's a sinamon roll
Destiny Daniels Apart from talking about chopping people's heads in half with a meat cleaver 😂 lol
Galaxy Song Heather MacNamara is my favorite, besides the vomiting n' shit
She’s honestly the best friend we all need. At least her ghost is. Brutally honest but in a caring way to keep you out of trouble. If you think about it she’s not even THAT bad. Yeah she’s really mean but I honestly think it’s just a power thing to make sure her and the other Heathers stay popular. Plus she actually let’s Veronica into the group and compliments her. She actually lets Veronica try to apologize to her. And when she was a ghost she was constantly trying to keep Veronica away from JD and calls her her best friend. And even warns her when JD is coming. Honestly I feel like this musical just shows that people are a thousand times nicer when they’re dead.
What about h duke?
Imagine a fusion between this song, The Schuyler Sisters, and Sincerely Me. That would be one ultimate bop of a trio song haha
oh my god… i need this in my life NOW.
REAL
WE NEED THIS
SUNNY
still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k16
You and me both
Lia Rose same
But Heathers the musical was made around 2014...
Still pissed that this was never on broadway 2k20
*I came here after the disaster that was the Riverdale version,* seriously it sucked(harder than Veronica with JD-)
This comment is beautiful
Sophia Baky I wheezed 😂
DAMN
OH SHE DID NOT-
I SEEM TO REMEMBER THERE WAS A-
SWORDFIGHT IN HER MOUUUTH
99 people got a bone to pick
+Emelia Marie 104 people pulling on my dick
***** 111 people got their faces slapped off
+Paintedrocket and over 3000 people watched
155 people are biotches, listening up
Heather Chandler bought stuff 156 people could not
Every year i somehow manage to come back here. This song wont leave me alone
To be frank, I'm more amazed (but scared) that this song was made 9 years ago.
I-
*i actually kinda nailed the high note*
Edit: second time I did not
Saameee😅
i reached the note one time
*my voice never changed back-*
Me too!
In my dreams...
Imma try-
@@miabrown9421 Did you get it
I feel like Heather, Heather and Heather as instruments would be:
Heather Chandler: Oboe. Has that distinct sound to it.
Heather Duke: Panflute. Almost unidentifiable among others but if it's noticed then you can't unhear it.
Heather Macnamara: Flute. Just great noises.
Martha: Viola - underrated but amazing and incredible
As a band student I love this post a lot more than I should.
Albin Einstein YES
_Great noises_
I feel like Chandler is almost Clarinet or oboe because she is so distinct but also sounds really awesome
I felt bad for Heather when Heather told her to shut up. But then Heather sang that next line and I forgave her.
Amen
I love Heather
@@crowsoto9612 Heather is better.
So heather hit heather but didn't hit heather but heather forgave heather and heather sang along with heather and heather
@@ibuki3746 what a tounge twister
Im sorry, but that "Biotch" instead of " B$tch" was EVERYTHING To me😔✋💖
"If she had your shot she would leave you to rot."
Well, what if Veronica doesn't throw away her shot?
I see another Hamilton fan is desperately trying to fill the void left by Lin Manuel-Miranda. Hi. 👋🏼
Shes just like her country,young,scrappy,and hungry
yup im hamiltrash😂😂
omg
YOUR PROFILE PIC MAKES IT EVEN BETTER OH MY GOD
Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting teen men!
“RAM AND KURT!”
*Listen up BIOTCH* is the best way to catch someone's attention tbh
Official.Gazebos _ ikr
I'm Gay yeah that won't work with my third graders.... 😅
Now I'm going to say to everyone: Listen up BIOTCH
Jeff the killer I LIKE!!!!
H. Chandler's voice, jesus christ. That's some Grade-A aural pleasure right there.
The actress for my school's production of the Heather's sounded just like this one! It was amazing.
What's nice and subtle about the difference between Veronica and Martha versus the Heathers is that the former two long for the simple and nice ways of Kindergarten, while being childish is the Heathers go to insult, even beyond what you'd expect from the standard mean girl archetypes.
I was listening to this song and my friend says to me: "oh, is this that song from Riverdale?"
IT'S. NOT. FROM. RIVERDALE.
Edit: help, it happened again.
A guy was singing like "welcome to my candystoOoOoOore"
And I was like "wait, you know the heathers musical?"
And he was like "wtf it's from riverdale"
"No, it's not"
"Yes, it is"
Oops he's dead now
Edit 2: yes, of course I gave him some drain cleaner
Welcome to the Heather's cult. We have slushees!
@Harper Jade Absolutely. It's relateable, a mood and consists of only soup. I don't plan on changing it anytime soon.
@Harper Jade It took me like 5 months of healing in an ancient temple to come to the conclusion that we're all soup. But seriously, it'll be okay, I promise. There are tons of people out there like you. You should talk to someone you really trust. Hang in there, dude.
@@olijovelmacdonald lmao
throw the whole friend out
I'm sorry you all compare this to the Schuyler sisters but all I see are Regina, Gretchen, and Karen
Regina as heather chandler Gretchen as duke and Karen as McNamara
the heathers came first.
+prowlandsasuke actually the Schuyler sisters came first
you mean in history?
I see the unholy trinity from Glee
Them: HIGH NOTES
Altos like myself: *well you see i can't do that-*
Prepare to have your ears bleed from my high pitched noises that I think is singing :,D
*Y e s*
I can't even sing tenner and these girls are hitting high notes...nvm I learnt to hit high notes....
I feel you smh
Moving your head helps hit notes you normally couldn't get, personally looking up let's me hit high notes and looking down helps me hit low notes, but for some people it's the opposite
I love this song, my classmates danced to this and they slayed so hard. THEY ARE QUEENS JUST LIKE THIS SONG. PERIOD POO.
Me: *turns on Candy Store*
Friend 1: OMG I know this song! It's on TikTok!
Friend 2: Riverdale played this! They're so cool!
Me: did Heather Chandler die so you could mock her greatest song like this
Friends: What-
Me: SHUT UP HEATHER
Your friends: MY NAME'S NOT HEATHER-
Me: *UNCULTURED!*
haha, people can only like songs a certain way, and if they don’t then i don’t like them 😎
riverdale..was a catastrophe
my friends would probably say: oh ik this song! my friend plays it non stop it's her only personality trait
If it was me and my friends liked Riverdale and tiktok let's just say they won't be my friends anymore.....
Friend:What’s your favorite musical?
Me:Heathers
Friend:I don’t think I’ve heard of tha-
Me:Honey what ya waiting for
Friend:STEP INTO MY CANDY STORE
That is me and my friends when I told her about be more chill
Three cheers for Sweet cheese whizz 😂😂😂
:(
OMG ANOTHER KILLJOY IM SO SORRY HIIII
i'll change my name when i have one Omg hi
Okay, so I just saw a production of Heathers at the Ringwald theatre in Ferndale, Michigan and they had a GUY play Heather Chandler! It was awesome, he was in full drag and everything. He was sassy and he had such a good voice! Just thought I'd share because I was blown away :)
WOW that is so conveinent my daughter just was that on saturday in michigan
Yeah, my friends actually saw that production, they said it was great during this song when he drops the bass on his voice at the beginning so it came out like, "You've come so far, why now? Are you pulling on mY DICK?!?". I heard it was a really awesome production!
It really was a great show!
Were you Blown Away? like philip?
No... just... NO >:'v
wanna feel confident? well every time you walk in a room just imagine the intro to any Heathers song playing as you walk in and announce your news
example: I just burned down 4 churches 7 orphanage's and blew up a highschool
JD?? Is that you??
@@mayaniscioli5086 Maybe, Maybe not.
yes please
Jason Dean?!?
Jason Dean, doing jason Dean things
Everyone in the comments was talking about something called Riverdale, so I was like, "It can't be that bad. Come on, guys." I went to listen to it (because I hate myself). I listened to the whole thing, but it took _half an hour_ to get through cause I just... I *_just_* ... I came back here afterward cause It's just... it's *_just_*
You poor thing
i did the same hong now i’m sad
You're stronger than me. I legit couldn't make it past the first line.
Oh no...
Same tho. I didn't know what Riverdale's Candy Store was and so I listened to it... I had so many regrets.
I just love that massive "Shut up Heather!" I don't why, it gets me laughing every time XD
Ellie Dove it's the fact that it's written huge in all caps that gets me
It gets me laughing like a coyote on drugs, dammit!
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Person A: my favorite musical is heathers
Person B: me too
Person A: who's your favorite character
Person B: ...heather?
Fiber lights 123 I had a conversation similar to this!
Fiber lights 123 I love 3 of the Heathers, they need to step on me
Fiber lights 123 which one?
MCNAMARA
HEATHER IS BETTER