Minecraft, But We Are In A Shopping Cart

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  • @SlurpeesRbad
    @SlurpeesRbad 3 роки тому +1195

    Quackity: yelling at george
    george: yelling at quackity
    Dream: I CANT DISMOUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @ramyshismail9217
    @ramyshismail9217 3 роки тому +3223

    dream on half a heart fighting a silverfish: "THIS IS SO SCARYYY"
    dream on half a heart while being chased by five people while fighting a creeper while parkouring over lava: This is fine :)

    • @coolbeans5992
      @coolbeans5992 3 роки тому +26

      He had no food

    • @NepNep8840
      @NepNep8840 3 роки тому +36

      @@coolbeans5992 well I belive fighting at least one human being is way harder than an AI no matter if you have food or not

    • @MelianLimGachaVideos
      @MelianLimGachaVideos 3 роки тому +63

      He needs to remain calm during Manhunt. If the hunters knew that he was on half a heart then they’ll gang up on him but since this is for fun, Dream acts like a normal player.

    • @IAm-ge3ub
      @IAm-ge3ub 3 роки тому +7

      @@MelianLimGachaVideos THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS

    • @timiempire2279
      @timiempire2279 3 роки тому +2

      @@MelianLimGachaVideos You prob already knew this was satire, but just in case it was satire

  • @shootingstar2550
    @shootingstar2550 3 роки тому +2859

    Dream: “I fear no man. But that thing?”
    A single silverfish: “squeak”
    Dream: “it scares me.”

    • @inactiveAccJ
      @inactiveAccJ 3 роки тому +11

      *true facts*

    • @inactiveAccJ
      @inactiveAccJ 3 роки тому +9

      @rrr uh oh *george ur in uhm ur gonna be like uh u have to disconnect because.....*

    • @blueprint..
      @blueprint.. 3 роки тому +4

      I am not in full screen and namjoon has been watching me throughout the whole vid and idk how to feel

    • @TheoJude
      @TheoJude 3 роки тому

      So MVM

  • @elberryjuana
    @elberryjuana 2 роки тому +1609

    Dream: "We didn't cheat at all"
    George: *casually has a stack of steak*

    • @Webt00n-lover
      @Webt00n-lover Рік тому +21

      Lmao

    • @P_J_R_M-Lette
      @P_J_R_M-Lette Рік тому +12

      THIS IS MORE INTENSE THAN A M- A SILVERFISH!!!!-dream

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 9 місяців тому +7

      meanwhile, quackity: *EAT, THE B U S H*

    • @y0urfuturewifu
      @y0urfuturewifu 7 місяців тому

      BAWHAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

  • @bambihan
    @bambihan 3 роки тому +1093

    things to do before it lets you dismount the cart :
    1. fill out a captcha
    2. select all the railroads
    3. name the digits of pi
    4. dance
    5. do a circle
    6. jump up and down
    7. do 10 push ups
    8. eat a 10 piece McDouble

  • @LOL-dd6fn
    @LOL-dd6fn 3 роки тому +2258

    quackity: "i'm close, i'm close"
    *confused george noises*
    George: "close to what"

  • @Kristina-b9u
    @Kristina-b9u 3 роки тому +2849

    Quackity and George arguing about sharing while Dream literally fights for his life

  • @patrickstumplover
    @patrickstumplover 2 роки тому +762

    14:07 "I don't care about your feelings... I CARE ABOUT FOOD"
    relatable

  • @coconatnatx
    @coconatnatx 3 роки тому +3079

    "dream come back, he's being mean to me!"
    "i don't care about your feelings quackity, we need food!"
    why does it radiate the same energy as
    "phil, i want pony for christmas!"
    "i don't care, we're gonna die."

  • @eloissamaeaguimbag7238
    @eloissamaeaguimbag7238 3 роки тому +2687

    Just imagine sapnap hearing dream scream in the other room " *WHY CAN'T I DISMOUNT?!* ", " *HOW DO I FCKING DISMOUNT?!* ", " *I CAN'T DISMOUNT !!* "

    • @okialy9636
      @okialy9636 3 роки тому +43

      IKR

    • @senakuma9985
      @senakuma9985 3 роки тому +87

      Reminded me of a continuous LET ME INNNN!!!!! meme lol

    • @secretdreamsmp54
      @secretdreamsmp54 3 роки тому +18

      LMAOO

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 роки тому +7

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRÊ

    • @okialy9636
      @okialy9636 3 роки тому +45

      @@dont9790 i wont spend 30 minutes looking at a profile pic, banner, video, desc, pinned comment
      i am just tired of these

  • @Ky3LED
    @Ky3LED 3 роки тому +1745

    Dream would be a "great" Dad
    Dream "I don't care about your feelings I care about food"

    • @Mary.sLb3
      @Mary.sLb3 2 роки тому +17

      that kind of sounds like me

    • @Ameneyuiki
      @Ameneyuiki 2 роки тому +7

      Me everyday day

  • @WeemyMunchi
    @WeemyMunchi 2 роки тому +321

    *Dream going insane cause he can't dismount the cart*
    *Quackity accidently falls out*
    Dream: "QUACKITY, GET IN!"
    George: "Get in- Get in the cart.. Take us to the plains- Take us to the plains- Take us to the plain biome"
    Quackity "Don't yell at me like that.."
    8:00 - 8:07
    Lmao

  • @ralphbenedictyanga1146
    @ralphbenedictyanga1146 3 роки тому +4806

    Meet the family
    Dream - Green man trying to dismount a cart
    George - Dababy
    Quackity - iPad kid

  • @standuser7261
    @standuser7261 3 роки тому +6392

    Dream in his own videos: mostly calm and collected
    Dream in Quackity’s videos: *Earrape screaming*

    • @KIYOSHI_FX
      @KIYOSHI_FX 3 роки тому +52

      And course

    • @Petrovich-sh7pi
      @Petrovich-sh7pi 3 роки тому +130

      I dunno 'bout you, but i feel like Dream screams in his videos a lot too.

    • @bluebarry9283
      @bluebarry9283 3 роки тому +17

      True!

    • @Classic-ip5dr
      @Classic-ip5dr 3 роки тому +27

      Yes in the non manhunt ones

    • @kimmy2265
      @kimmy2265 3 роки тому +29

      I regret wearing headphone

  • @lightningj562
    @lightningj562 3 роки тому +5150

    Dream when he's on half a heart against 5 hunters in Mincecraft Manhunt: Kalm
    Also Dream when he's on half a heart in a cave taking care of two kids surrounded by mobs: Panik

    • @someonewholovesdog
      @someonewholovesdog 3 роки тому +70

      I still don't get why dream's the dad tho, i mean George is older than him...

    • @feaz3899
      @feaz3899 3 роки тому +166

      @@someonewholovesdog it's just that he's suited for it

    • @fallnewt1225
      @fallnewt1225 3 роки тому +159

      @@someonewholovesdog george is just build diffrent

    • @asparagus7112
      @asparagus7112 3 роки тому +21

      @@fallnewt1225 lmao

    • @quinnwasfound2199
      @quinnwasfound2199 3 роки тому +10

      Yes yes

  • @nikolawawrzyniak4673
    @nikolawawrzyniak4673 2 роки тому +957

    Dream: "I CANT DISMOUNT THE CART"
    George: "just dismount the cart😀"
    Those are the best lines I've seen 😀

    • @yaeyde
      @yaeyde 2 роки тому +6

      😃

    • @Webt00n-lover
      @Webt00n-lover Рік тому +2

      😀

    • @KyleBlack-jt5de
      @KyleBlack-jt5de Рік тому +1

      gogy even just like not says ANYTHINGS L

    • @Jessebonnie
      @Jessebonnie Рік тому

      George just don't want to tell him but just "Just let go of the cart" xD

    • @GreenMask-XRGM-27
      @GreenMask-XRGM-27 2 місяці тому

      7:52 Dream is losing his absolute mind...

  • @weirdwhit695
    @weirdwhit695 3 роки тому +12064

    Dream being angry is hilarious, and him just panicking about being a parent is everything

  • @kitomoved6922
    @kitomoved6922 3 роки тому +1399

    Dream's raging and like saying "IT'S LIKE ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PI!" makes me laugh so hard

    • @seanraoulduarte7032
      @seanraoulduarte7032 3 роки тому +7

      Me too 😅

    • @prcd__hrts
      @prcd__hrts 3 роки тому +1

      What r the digits of PI 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @JenovaDreamweaver
      @JenovaDreamweaver 3 роки тому

      @@prcd__hrts it’s a lot

    • @JenovaDreamweaver
      @JenovaDreamweaver 3 роки тому +1

      the timestamp is 6:56 if you want it

    • @ittselli3245
      @ittselli3245 3 роки тому +2

      @@prcd__hrts i mean its infinite but i know 3.1415926. though in maths you only need the first 2 digits after the point

  • @ellaoliver949
    @ellaoliver949 3 роки тому +453

    "HOW DO I DISMOOOUUNNNTTT??!!"
    "Dismount the cart!"
    same energy as
    "I'm sad."
    "Don't be sad."

  • @春秋千子
    @春秋千子 2 роки тому +354

    Dream literally screaming because of witches, skeletons and silverfish while being all chill while 5 hunters hunts him

  • @RENJIOO
    @RENJIOO 3 роки тому +3476

    Quackity is the God of chaos, and the man that can make dream swear 10x more than him in one video.

  • @Natan-nf3og
    @Natan-nf3og 3 роки тому +2018

    The plot is two children are trying to find their lost mother while the father doesn't care about the children's dying

    • @xxstellastarlightxx9284
      @xxstellastarlightxx9284 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @fe_hann
      @fe_hann 3 роки тому +3

      @Luke M technically you watched it too if you were able to comment this.

    • @wakeupkudu
      @wakeupkudu 3 роки тому +1

      Ok Mr enchanting table

    • @ubbles5174
      @ubbles5174 3 роки тому

      @@fe_hann Couldn't he have paused the video before it played?

    • @fe_hann
      @fe_hann 3 роки тому

      @@ubbles5174 still, the fact that he cared enough to click on the video shows that he cares somewhat. The fact that he cares so much that he had to comment a hate comment on this video is just contradicting his own statement.

  • @n0wthisisp0g17
    @n0wthisisp0g17 3 роки тому +3429

    For once George and Quackity are being calm and then there's just Dream yelling and screaming at the top of his lungs

    • @riz7855
      @riz7855 3 роки тому +122

      Oh how the turns have tabled indeed

    • @ItsJustMe162
      @ItsJustMe162 3 роки тому +16

      @@riz7855 Wait..
      Wha-

    • @yukhuun
      @yukhuun 3 роки тому +24

      Its the oppsite day

    • @hhmairah
      @hhmairah 3 роки тому +9

      @@ItsJustMe162 it's a thing that bbh said

    • @ItsJustMe162
      @ItsJustMe162 3 роки тому +7

      @@hhmairah Thanks- I can’t remember the quote.

  • @sendingstars
    @sendingstars 2 роки тому +291

    Chapter 1: Testing the Carts 0:42
    (The three of them start running over eachother, 1:11)
    Chapter 2: Dad Takes us Shopping 2:27
    (Chaos in the woods, 2:40)
    (In a hurry, 3:01)
    (Idiots have to wait to dismount, 3:40)
    (Family relationship, 4:24)
    (Quackity the sneaky, 4:53)
    (Dream is so fast he's hacking, 5:15)
    Chapter 3: Dream Loses his Mind 5:47
    (Dream abuses his kids, 6:10)
    (Literally just abandons his kids, 6:30)
    (Dad takes kids on so many dangers, 7:10)
    Chapter 4: Safe Cave, 8:26
    (Dream's just getting the milk, 8:46)
    Chapter 6: Shopping In The Nether 17:25
    Chapter 4: Fighting the Dragon 19:01

  • @user47283
    @user47283 3 роки тому +2253

    Is no one gonna talk about the description?
    “In fact, I could be the only hunter and win Minecraft Manhunt and Dream would cry”

  • @sleepyatlas
    @sleepyatlas 3 роки тому +8093

    The amount of ways Dream had to describe dismounting the shopping cart is the best part of this video.

    • @sickodani
      @sickodani 3 роки тому +91

      THIS ^^^^

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +9

      Do you want to hug me? Then I have to shatter your dreams: I am in a relationship with TWO females! They are also huge fans of me, YT Megastar AxxL! Please don't be too disappointed, dear ae

    • @uncorpsceleste
      @uncorpsceleste 3 роки тому +129

      @@AxxLAfriku weird flex but okay ig 🤨

    • @luvusm111
      @luvusm111 3 роки тому +40

      @@AxxLAfriku lol what

    • @soup_lover39
      @soup_lover39 3 роки тому +158

      IT’S ASKING ME TO SAY THE DIGITS OF PI

  • @legend_KingVB
    @legend_KingVB 3 роки тому +1816

    The title of the video should've been "Dream has a mental breakdown trying to dismount a shopping cart."

  • @anonymoose6703
    @anonymoose6703 2 роки тому +160

    "It's asking me for the digits of pi." Dream said calmly

  • @flooryan8332
    @flooryan8332 3 роки тому +3070

    Dreams the kind of dad that would have a mental breakdown at a department store because he can't find the right screws for his kid's shitty ikea bed

  • @madielaineeeee
    @madielaineeeee 3 роки тому +7761

    Dream: "I CANT DISMOUNT THE CART"
    George: "just dismount the cart."
    Everyone: genius, incredible, basically Einstein, smartest man of our time, our savior, big brain.

    • @zaikick8339
      @zaikick8339 3 роки тому +102

      Absolutely, the pigling prayer and enderman eco was big brain

    • @-.m117
      @-.m117 3 роки тому +36

      It’s just THAT easy :0

    • @gone910
      @gone910 3 роки тому +41

      it stopped world hunger :DDD

    • @OVERDRIVE_78
      @OVERDRIVE_78 3 роки тому +32

      This man has stopped climate change

    • @-.m117
      @-.m117 3 роки тому +13

      @@OVERDRIVE_78 Frl a Genius

  • @Marco_1667
    @Marco_1667 Рік тому +168

    Anyone else watching this is 2023 missing this era??

  • @_hugz4noelle_
    @_hugz4noelle_ 3 роки тому +4274

    Dream: the single dad who is slowly losing his sanity
    George: the oldest child who is at least a little helpful
    Quackity: the iPad kid

  • @U9DATE
    @U9DATE 3 роки тому +10626

    I love how Dream can be himself and swear as much as he wants when recording with quackity. On his channel he’s gotta be family friendly.

    • @BanTheKat
      @BanTheKat 3 роки тому +414

      I don’t see why he has to. Yes he may have younger viewers but the mcyts target audience is teens as seen by all the adult jokes they make and reference teens would understand

    • @villa992
      @villa992 3 роки тому +22

      Kida

    • @Xeno574
      @Xeno574 3 роки тому +320

      @@BanTheKat True, with others like Technoblade, he doesn't swear because he's gotten used to not swearing because his little siblings watch his videos.
      As for Skeppy, well he just doesn't swear and stuff because he genuinely is a family friendly channel. While Technoblade doesn't swear he's got very dark humour. Which is why most of Techno's fanbase is mature(Well technically was because now we have some children too thanks to his introduction to the DSMP.)

    • @maddy7514
      @maddy7514 3 роки тому +146

      @@BanTheKat they want the ads and it's hard to get monetized when they swear

    • @FlareBlitzMC
      @FlareBlitzMC 3 роки тому +38

      Must be something to do with the algorithm

  • @demonicalyssa8alyssa_is_swag11
    @demonicalyssa8alyssa_is_swag11 3 роки тому +5036

    Dream: having a mental breakdown
    George : sometimes helping dream
    Quackity: *laughing

  • @I.like.wolves220
    @I.like.wolves220 Рік тому +106

    I honestly miss the loud duo i hope they put this drama aside and become freinds again❤

    • @n1ghtmare_w0lf1e
      @n1ghtmare_w0lf1e Рік тому +12

      Apparently I live under a rock cuz I have no idea what ur talking about

    • @I.like.wolves220
      @I.like.wolves220 Рік тому +17

      @@n1ghtmare_w0lf1e dream and quackity don't talk anymore because of a minecraft server idea

    • @bagel_xoxo
      @bagel_xoxo Рік тому

      ​@@I.like.wolves220 :p

  • @cherrinxi
    @cherrinxi 3 роки тому +771

    This video:
    10% of trying
    30% of Dream trying to Dismount
    60% *chaotic noises*

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 роки тому +1

      Wait 130%

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 роки тому +2

      Oh I just realized I was wrong it was 120% the bisectors were wrong

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 роки тому

      Wait the bisectors told me that it was 1000%

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 роки тому

      Wait it’s Abdf not 56fg

    • @0v3rt0pp13
      @0v3rt0pp13 3 роки тому

      Sorry I was wrong

  • @mayapanini
    @mayapanini 3 роки тому +1596

    THE FACT THAT DREAM WAS SO HYPED UP THAT HE SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS EATING HIS MIC THE WHOLE TIME LMFAOOO

    • @phaecneom1984
      @phaecneom1984 3 роки тому +5

      Cool

    • @emmafinan2438
      @emmafinan2438 3 роки тому +62

      @Luke M doesnt viewing this video make you... a viewer?

    • @pascalsunicorn
      @pascalsunicorn 3 роки тому +17

      @Luke M micky mouse comment

    • @user-dy7dj6tv5b
      @user-dy7dj6tv5b 3 роки тому +21

      @Luke M but you viewed the video 😃

    • @warriorcatkitty
      @warriorcatkitty 3 роки тому +22

      @Luke M
      Says the person who ran down the comment section just to hate on people. *pathetic*

  • @leticiamauve
    @leticiamauve 3 роки тому +479

    Dream horridly saying "I am so scared" is a statement I never thought i'll live to hear

  • @Chibi__Nakahara746
    @Chibi__Nakahara746 2 роки тому +82

    Everyone has to agree: The "dream loses his mind" chapter was hilarious

  • @jay_____ber
    @jay_____ber 3 роки тому +5414

    Dream having a breakdown is funny but Quackity’s editing takes it to the next level 😭

    • @AJ-ii7cc
      @AJ-ii7cc 2 роки тому +132

      I WAS ACTUALLY GASPING FOR AIR 💀

    • @theradmadlad7681
      @theradmadlad7681 2 роки тому +68

      Especially how Quackity censors swear words with the roblox oof sound effect 😂

    • @KittyCat-vo6yr
      @KittyCat-vo6yr 2 роки тому +16

      @@theradmadlad7681 they got rid of the oof sound 😭

    • @diego423
      @diego423 2 роки тому

      👀
      👄

    • @MIMI12899
      @MIMI12899 2 роки тому +11

      It's funny as dream slowly loses his mind he starts to slowly go insane 💀

  • @s4ltykitten
    @s4ltykitten 3 роки тому +1609

    Dream: "george do the piglin prayer"
    George: "REEEEEEEE"
    Dream: *pops out ender pearls*
    George: *happily claps like a child*

  • @ellasannicolas2094
    @ellasannicolas2094 3 роки тому +1182

    Quackity:*claps* “Oh he building us a house, can I have a card bed?”
    George: “No you can have a princess bed that’s what you get” 😭😭

    • @DTIloverrr-1989
      @DTIloverrr-1989 3 роки тому +2

      @Luke M i dont, you are right.

    • @minou2980
      @minou2980 3 роки тому +4

      @Luke M says the one named luke

    • @darvin50k
      @darvin50k 3 роки тому

      To everyone readingg this: I don’t know what happens in your life, but don’t be hard on yourself; love never hurts someone but a wrong person does. Don’t be sad. Stay smile. Don’t allow wrong people to ruin your life. Go ahead. These fluctuations are the part of life!

    • @chouayangmk
      @chouayangmk 3 роки тому

      @@darvin50k Ok! Wont let you ruin my life 🙂

    • @monkeybutter99
      @monkeybutter99 3 роки тому

      @Luke M u do realize youre giving quackity views when u come on his vids just to comment this, youre stupid huh? and i bet ur not even gonna reply to this comment because u know im right BHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @bashali696
    @bashali696 2 роки тому +186

    I almost died laughing at the part where Dream says”Why can’t I DISMOUNT!! ITS ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PI!!!

  • @YamiBubble
    @YamiBubble 3 роки тому +1904

    George: you can have a princess bed that’s all you get!
    Quackity: *technically has a princess bed in real life*

    • @magpieinthelibrary5691
      @magpieinthelibrary5691 3 роки тому +1

      When?!

    • @YamiBubble
      @YamiBubble 3 роки тому +57

      @@magpieinthelibrary5691 well it’s not necessarily a bed but he has a Disney princess blanket that he sleeps with

    • @vendaval682
      @vendaval682 3 роки тому +13

      @@YamiBubble AHSDJHADSGCGSADJ WHAT REALLY?

    • @paradiche8925
      @paradiche8925 3 роки тому +17

      Princess bed in cave?

    • @bravefoxes1053
      @bravefoxes1053 3 роки тому +27

      @@paradiche8925 He’s living the best life

  • @sabiunicorn7407
    @sabiunicorn7407 3 роки тому +1380

    George and Quackity: Being Dababy and Ipad kid while laughing hysterically.
    Dream: *Being a real father by complaining about his back and the cart*

    • @langletprolet8378
      @langletprolet8378 3 роки тому

      what does historically mean...

    • @sabiunicorn7407
      @sabiunicorn7407 3 роки тому +1

      @@langletprolet8378 I don't know, but the words history now.

  • @sav2196
    @sav2196 3 роки тому +467

    Dream really said this is more intense than a manhunt and he was right

  • @emmiecarps
    @emmiecarps Рік тому +120

    I miss this.

    • @Hi-lr2ym
      @Hi-lr2ym Рік тому +18

      Me too. I always come back to watch this

    • @greypaw1857
      @greypaw1857 Рік тому +7

      @@Hi-lr2ym Same it’s my comfort video

    • @AkiraMyBeloved_o7
      @AkiraMyBeloved_o7 Рік тому +3

      same 😭😭😭

    • @emmiecarps
      @emmiecarps Рік тому +3

      @@AkiraMyBeloved_o7 now it's all just allegations and drama :CCC

    • @AkiraMyBeloved_o7
      @AkiraMyBeloved_o7 Рік тому +1

      @@emmiecarps true :CCC

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 3 роки тому +22261

    I love all the different ways Dream explains dismounting. "It's asking me the digits OF PIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" XD

    • @Ak-vb8jl
      @Ak-vb8jl 3 роки тому +117

      True

    • @gambiit5217
      @gambiit5217 3 роки тому +136

      Didn't know you watch Minecraft too. Now your next video should be "Minecraft villager SUCKS" XD

    • @lynnnotfound3594
      @lynnnotfound3594 3 роки тому +59

      This remind me of '1 digits of pi memes'

    • @parsiukas3958
      @parsiukas3958 3 роки тому +16

      Ok I’m totally sorry that I’m being out of the context and a little bit annoying but Can I Get Yt Famous from this comment?

    • @bluem8221
      @bluem8221 3 роки тому +85

      if you want it it’s at 6:59

  • @ericlove3109
    @ericlove3109 3 роки тому +2983

    I can imagine Sapnap trying to sleep but all he hears in the other room is Dream screaming "WHY CANT I DISMOUNT"

    • @panda_594
      @panda_594 3 роки тому +57

      I'm pretty sure they aren't living together anymore
      Edit: thanks for confirming I was wrong, I don't keep up with streams often unless it's my comfort streamer. Like I said I was pretty sure, so I wasn't confident about it. Have a good day/night:)

    • @ulexx6574
      @ulexx6574 3 роки тому +128

      @@panda_594 this video was the last straw lol

    • @me-cp7he
      @me-cp7he 3 роки тому +46

      All I keep thinking every time there’s a video from either of them is how annoyed the other must be with the noise

    • @Jasmine-dg2vl
      @Jasmine-dg2vl 3 роки тому +36

      @@panda_594 huh? they definitely are lol

    • @kookiescookie9641
      @kookiescookie9641 3 роки тому +57

      @@panda_594 they still are i think, cause sapnap taught drista how to speedrun, but using his computer

  • @sainque
    @sainque 3 роки тому +8698

    I love how dream just slowly loses his mind and doesn't care that he's cursing anymore

    • @smithjohnson92
      @smithjohnson92 3 роки тому +181

      Cause this is on quackity’s channel. Not gonna hear him cussing on his own.

    • @marystarlightsky
      @marystarlightsky 3 роки тому +121

      *THERES A F*CKUNG WIIITTCCCHHHHHHHH*

    • @ubbles5174
      @ubbles5174 3 роки тому +49

      *Flashbacks to Dreams screaming*

    • @thegamingkids_234
      @thegamingkids_234 3 роки тому +21

      Whoever's reading this remember God loves you so much!

    • @fireking6308
      @fireking6308 3 роки тому +49

      @@thegamingkids_234 The feeling is not mutual.

  • @autumnleaf1179
    @autumnleaf1179 2 роки тому +74

    “This is the craziest Walmart experience I’ve ever had”
    Bruh, Quackity is illegally funny as fuck

  • @xiv2398
    @xiv2398 3 роки тому +331

    Dream in manhunts: Almost dead is relaxed
    Dream shopping: I can't see! It's a silverfish! IM AT HALF A HEART!

  • @tesstempert4065
    @tesstempert4065 3 роки тому +577

    dream: i survived in the nether for like half an hour on half a heart
    also dream: I CANT KILL THIS WITCH WITHOUT DYING

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 3 роки тому

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹÈ ҎÎḈ₸ŬRÊ

  • @rasmalaii.i
    @rasmalaii.i 2 роки тому +2879

    Dream: *Single middle-aged dad*
    George: *misguided child*
    Quackity: *youngest who's just there for the ride*

    • @Luna_the-Idiot
      @Luna_the-Idiot 2 роки тому +8

      1ST HAHA

    • @Quit63942
      @Quit63942 2 роки тому +8

      693 likes but on replie saying first
      Well let's start a conversation now

    • @Reallyveryzilly
      @Reallyveryzilly 2 роки тому +1

      @✰ 𝕞𝕒𝕦 𝕞𝕒𝕦 ✰ alright lmao-- fav colour?

    • @AdderSwarm
      @AdderSwarm 2 роки тому +1

      1000th like ÙWÚ

    • @Quit63942
      @Quit63942 2 роки тому

      @@Reallyveryzilly honestly i don't really see most colors but my fav color is lavender

  • @bananabrains8102
    @bananabrains8102 2 роки тому +31

    Dream: Calm
    Dream when he becomes the father of two children: Panic

  • @xrazorfire8925
    @xrazorfire8925 3 роки тому +2731

    Alternate title: angry dad screams at the top of his lungs while taking his kids out in the wilderness

    • @Name-xc7sl
      @Name-xc7sl 3 роки тому

      lmao

    • @megfisher9830
      @megfisher9830 3 роки тому +3

      gravity falls

    • @xrazorfire8925
      @xrazorfire8925 3 роки тому +2

      @USSR This video is a good representation of why dads never return from getting milk. Just without the kids

    • @selevermemes9094
      @selevermemes9094 3 роки тому +1

      The edit ruined it bruh

    • @blaketherealest
      @blaketherealest 3 роки тому

      True. Dream could most def be my dad.

  • @ke1ko
    @ke1ko 3 роки тому +311

    Dream : *Yelling* : *"WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTT?"*
    Sapnap and Drista : 😐

    • @ke1ko
      @ke1ko 3 роки тому +3

      @lucy [YT] xD

  • @ryleecandyland
    @ryleecandyland 3 роки тому +2570

    Things you can do before Dream dismounts:
    -eat a hot pocket
    -get full netherite in survival
    -beat the minecraft speedrun record
    - start a buisness
    -win the lottery
    -fly to mars and back

    • @tamaspapp5865
      @tamaspapp5865 3 роки тому +115

      -print a googolplex on a paper
      -get from the event horizon to the singularity of a black hole
      -watch that same black hole die of hawking radiation
      -see a nokia phone melt in lava
      -watch technoblade die
      the last one jk because TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @vers8253
      @vers8253 3 роки тому

      @@tamaspapp5865 Yes

    • @Seppoliisa
      @Seppoliisa 3 роки тому +4

      @@tamaspapp5865 the nokia one is impossible too

    • @tamaspapp5865
      @tamaspapp5865 3 роки тому +9

      @@Seppoliisa true, it would defy physics if it was to melt, but I'm giving ideas to defy physics - and technoblade is outside of physics

    • @grimmadjick1321
      @grimmadjick1321 3 роки тому +4

      -Sell seashells on the sea shore

  • @AikoInnit
    @AikoInnit 9 місяців тому +15

    I remember watching this a few days after it came out. Can’t believe it’s nearly 3 years old already, damn.

  • @nightshadeglaze
    @nightshadeglaze 3 роки тому +1025

    Quackity: "George we're actually gonna stay orphans forever, what are we gonna do?"
    *Just see Technoblade appear from the darkness*

  • @Weirdo_Whynot
    @Weirdo_Whynot 3 роки тому +249

    Dream: losing his mind
    Quackery: laughing his ass off
    Gogy: “this happens like every day-.-“

  • @Sharkyyfunk
    @Sharkyyfunk Рік тому +42

    “My friend dream”😢

  • @Hannah-hx9ut
    @Hannah-hx9ut 3 роки тому +616

    I like how when Dream’s in a high-stress situation, one of the ways he reassures himself is “I’m a genius.”

  • @tatumamber
    @tatumamber 3 роки тому +698

    DREAM TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CART IS ACTUALLY HILLARIOUS
    “it’s ASKING ME FOR THE DIGITS OF PIIII”

    • @sension8415
      @sension8415 3 роки тому +5

      PLS I RAN TO THE COMMENTS WHEN HE YELLED THAT AND THIS WAS THE FIRST ONE I SEE

  • @JustSketch_
    @JustSketch_ 3 роки тому +2354

    10:25 George: Sharing is caring
    Dream: Sharing is caring, and I DON'T CARE!!!

    • @tayfunkaradeniz3189
      @tayfunkaradeniz3189 2 роки тому +29

      I laugh soo Hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @pikachurextuber5612
      @pikachurextuber5612 2 роки тому +24

      THERE’S A WIIIIIIIIIIIITCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @春秋千子
      @春秋千子 2 роки тому +3

      Then George said the same things lol

    • @春秋千子
      @春秋千子 2 роки тому +6

      10:39 “sharing is caring and i dont care!” - George, like father like son

    • @EarthyJune
      @EarthyJune Рік тому

      ​​@@pikachurextuber5612FUCK WTFFFFF RUNNNNNNN

  • @haisaabelly
    @haisaabelly 2 роки тому +37

    I've watched this so much that I'm gonna put my fav parts here
    2:05 - Geroge becomes pro for once
    2:27 - Chaos beginning
    2:33 - Geoge ruins everything
    3:28 - Quackity is every kid when their mother don't get their toys
    4:12 - He. did. nothing
    4:20 - Quackity literally kill Geroge with 1 punch
    4:24 - Quackity Dababy
    4:37 - Quackity the ipad kid
    (I'll finish later)

  • @nat9660
    @nat9660 3 роки тому +1415

    Quackity: "We're gonna be orphans forever george."
    (Technoblade in the distance sharpening his sword)

    • @Kibbuster
      @Kibbuster 3 роки тому +4

      @Untruly True NO WAY REALLY? OMG MAN SO VERY EPIC CAN WE GET A POOGCHAMP?!?

    • @rosealina9316
      @rosealina9316 3 роки тому +1

      Oh noooo

    • @erikajoniova1638
      @erikajoniova1638 3 роки тому

      same

    • @Suret1124
      @Suret1124 3 роки тому

      YEAH LOL

    • @adverse1014
      @adverse1014 3 роки тому +2

      "DUDUDUDU STEALING PRESENTS FROM ORPHANS"
      Techno 2019

  • @fluffy6726
    @fluffy6726 3 роки тому +3430

    Dream: WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    George: **terrified**
    Quackity: **crying**

    • @gretazujute8436
      @gretazujute8436 3 роки тому +40

      as a wise man once said
      timestamp

    • @jamcam8049
      @jamcam8049 3 роки тому +27

      @@gretazujute8436 7:02

    • @gretazujute8436
      @gretazujute8436 3 роки тому +20

      @@jamcam8049 Thank you, your highness.

    • @Yeeeee639
      @Yeeeee639 3 роки тому +13

      IM LIKE, ITS ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF PIIIII

    • @notnotani
      @notnotani 3 роки тому +3

      @@gretazujute8436 you sound like that one indian guy from squidgame

  • @NamNguyen-pt6zt
    @NamNguyen-pt6zt 3 роки тому +1506

    The cut from Dream saying "Im defending this family" to him shouting "IM GETTING SHOT" then dies shortly after is the funnies shit ever🤣🤣

  • @Hiiya246
    @Hiiya246 7 місяців тому +9

    Honestly, i really miss this time where the dsmp was famous and they would make videos together

  • @apollo7026
    @apollo7026 3 роки тому +806

    11:40 “We’re gonna be orphans George”
    *Technoblade has joined the game*

    • @sinistor3727
      @sinistor3727 3 роки тому +24

      Dream : We out number you three to one
      Technoblade : Let’s even the odd
      *Ranboo has joined the game*
      *Ph1lZa has joined the game*
      George : Dream ?
      *Dream has left the game*

    • @klown670
      @klown670 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @searchethan8603
      @searchethan8603 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @pastelpretzel6722
      @pastelpretzel6722 3 роки тому

      *everyone: awh sh*t here we go again*
      ****legit popped in my head****

  • @ExtraKazu
    @ExtraKazu 3 роки тому +1147

    Alternative title:Dream losing his mind while taking care of his 2 kids-
    Alternative Title#2:Dream being attacked by every mob in minecraft

    • @loading2431
      @loading2431 3 роки тому +29

      Alternative title#3:Dream screaming cus he can’t dismount the cart

    • @ExtraKazu
      @ExtraKazu 3 роки тому +4

      @@loading2431 lmaoo

    • @Keep_Cozy
      @Keep_Cozy 3 роки тому +6

      Alternate title #4: dream complaining cuz he cant let go of a shopping cart

    • @mariakittel9482
      @mariakittel9482 3 роки тому +5

      Alternative title#5 : Dream running over his long lost crazy children

    • @ExtraKazu
      @ExtraKazu 3 роки тому

      Lmaooo

  • @i-win
    @i-win 3 роки тому +7630

    GOIN' SHOPPING WITH THE BOYS

  • @dj_playzstuffd6010
    @dj_playzstuffd6010 2 роки тому +22

    Dream being pissed is the best thing ever 💀💀💀
    I need a compilation 💀

  • @abbieunknown3062
    @abbieunknown3062 3 роки тому +3180

    This video is literally just Dream losing his mind looking after his two kids, one being older than him

    • @shreksleftelbowpeircing4904
      @shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 3 роки тому +38

      the other day i was conviced gogy wasnt of legal drinking age in the US, then i remembered hes 24, and that doesnt match, HES SUPPOSED TO BE YOUNGR THAN DREAM WHAT ISTHIS!! IN MY HEAD HE'S BEEN 20 FOR 4 YEARS NOW

    • @UnspokenRizz-vb7wl
      @UnspokenRizz-vb7wl 3 роки тому +16

      @@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 learn grammar and spelling dumb@$$

    • @crappybucket
      @crappybucket 3 роки тому +32

      @@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 man i have no idea what ur saying

    • @fallenroses5973
      @fallenroses5973 3 роки тому +36

      @@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 r/ihadastrokereadingthat
      the only thing I learned was that shrek has a left elbow piercing.

    • @alii.hmd825
      @alii.hmd825 3 роки тому +7

      @@shreksleftelbowpeircing4904 r/ihadeastroke
      *h e l p*

  • @Chlo115
    @Chlo115 3 роки тому +1939

    Dream: Screaming about a witch
    Quackity and George: talking about sharing

    • @yoot6877
      @yoot6877 3 роки тому +35

      their just like: sharing is caring don't be selfish
      Dream:IM POINSED WHAT THE F***

    • @teagandemeuse
      @teagandemeuse 3 роки тому +7

      i mean sharing is caring

  • @eloissamaeaguimbag7238
    @eloissamaeaguimbag7238 3 роки тому +1453

    Dream is literally more scared of a silverfish and a skeleton rather than being scared of the 5 hunters

    • @BrainyAshes
      @BrainyAshes 3 роки тому +60

      “This is more intense than *_A SILVERFISH!”_*
      you right lol

    • @someonestolemyicecream2486
      @someonestolemyicecream2486 3 роки тому +10

      @@fh4pdog769 what?

    • @SPORTZIES
      @SPORTZIES 3 роки тому +4

      @@fh4pdog769 ?????

    • @BrainyAshes
      @BrainyAshes 3 роки тому +10

      @@fh4pdog769 I’m Asian and an Asian supporter so that comment makes zero sense lol
      EDIT: they removed their comments and I’m deceased. What goes on the Internet stays there forever, you know :3

    • @headlessharry40
      @headlessharry40 3 роки тому +6

      @@fh4pdog769 I’m Asian and im questioning your sanity

  • @token2239
    @token2239 2 роки тому +17

    Dre in manhunt:calm,reasonable,10000IQ
    Dre in quackity vids:literally swearing for half his life

  • @Coolkid21834
    @Coolkid21834 3 роки тому +752

    Quackity: the human shield
    George: the 2nd option
    Dream: the confused parent

  • @IzyBowrane
    @IzyBowrane 3 роки тому +493

    PLEASE DREAM WAS SO PISSED TRYING TO GET RID OF THE CART-

  • @aster_11
    @aster_11 3 роки тому +712

    2:28 Dad takes us shopping
    3:13 Terrible parent
    3:43 George thinks Dream is an idiot
    4:30 Dream "I'm dadaddy"
    5:49 Chapter 3 "Dream goes mad"
    17:54 Dream tricks

  • @mindynight1785
    @mindynight1785 Рік тому +56

    Dream losing his mind, being crazy and screaming be like :
    5:53 - 6:10
    6:57 - 7:10
    7:20 - 7:34
    7:50 - 8:03
    8:13 - 8:23
    9:20 - 9:46
    10:22 - 10:32
    10:33 - 10:44
    Clearly, the time stamps say it all. Dream has gone crazy insane this whole video since chapter 3. 😁
    (Too lazy to do *EVERY* time stamp) 🙃

    • @shelyavraham7783
      @shelyavraham7783 4 місяці тому

      And 11:15 - 11:18
      11:52 - 12:02
      12:15 - 12:19
      12:23 - 12:25

  • @jawh.r
    @jawh.r 3 роки тому +1963

    “Good luck on the 10 peace McDouble it asks you to eat before dismounting” by far one of the best lines in the video

  • @urugly74
    @urugly74 3 роки тому +1939

    Best dream quotes in this video:
    “WHY CANT I DISMOUNTTTT” 7:52
    “QUACKITY GET INNNNNN” 8:00
    “A SILVERFISH” 11:58
    “THERE’S A WHITCHHHHHH” 10:29
    “I KILLED THE WHITCHHH”

  • @endlessrhapsody6071
    @endlessrhapsody6071 3 роки тому +405

    You can literally feel Dream's desperation here. Can't be heard anywhere else.
    7:52 - Dream: WHY CANT I DISMOUNT?!

  • @pumkkimmi
    @pumkkimmi Рік тому +6

    this is easily my favorite video of this trio. with the editing and dreams mental breakdown, it takes the cake.

  • @canon94
    @canon94 3 роки тому +915

    "George, we are going to stay orphans forever..."
    *Technoblade joins the game*

    • @cvvnds
      @cvvnds 3 роки тому +8

      LMAOO

    • @KeiaraYT
      @KeiaraYT 3 роки тому

      The orphan destroyer

  • @l.parrott7626
    @l.parrott7626 3 роки тому +1402

    Dream when he has hunters chasing him: kalm
    Dream when he can't dismount the cart: panik

  • @exoloria5401
    @exoloria5401 3 роки тому +2709

    Alternate title: Dream experiencing what a parent feels like for 21 good minutes.

    • @user-mw4kr1rz1v
      @user-mw4kr1rz1v 3 роки тому +18

      YES AHAHHAHA LMAO

    • @tubby9523
      @tubby9523 3 роки тому +13

      And 9 seconds

    • @535-x5l
      @535-x5l 3 роки тому +27

      and one of the kids is older than him lol

    • @shugarz
      @shugarz 3 роки тому +7

      He already has a younger sister

    • @babydragonfly3814
      @babydragonfly3814 3 роки тому +36

      dream being phil for 21 minutes

  • @ella3289
    @ella3289 3 місяці тому +20

    them not being friends anymore kills me

    • @audrena6046
      @audrena6046 Місяць тому

      What happened between them?

  • @cbry
    @cbry 3 роки тому +16246

    this is possibly one of the most hectic videos i’ve ever seen...

    • @Jojimoji
      @Jojimoji 3 роки тому +7

      agreed
      also this is a reply section but congrats on almost 5 mil quack :]

    • @billy_3859
      @billy_3859 3 роки тому +2

      Hi

    • @themoondoglua
      @themoondoglua 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao true

    • @ems5271
      @ems5271 3 роки тому +4

      how are you here already

    • @-uca-aries-500
      @-uca-aries-500 3 роки тому +2

      @@ems5271 🎉m a g i c🎉

  • @inurmomsbed9045
    @inurmomsbed9045 3 роки тому +545

    This video is literally dream losing his mind for 20 minutes

  • @deniedred
    @deniedred 3 роки тому +819

    "....fill out a captcha and fucking select the boxes and everything just to dismount this damn cart-
    IT'S ASKING ME THE DIGITS OF _PIIIIIIIII_ "
    that whole section of dream trying to dismount the cart was so fucking funny oh my god

    • @noobythings
      @noobythings 3 роки тому +38

      OH so you wanna dismount? Ok:
      -Dance
      -Run in a circle
      -Jump up and down
      -Do 10 pushups

    • @abbya4376
      @abbya4376 3 роки тому +32

      “I’m gonna dismount”
      “Yeah, good luck with the 10 piece McDouble it asks you to eat beforehand”

    • @Azeriiall
      @Azeriiall 3 роки тому +10

      I feel like Dream unlocked a new voice during that-

    • @rylanperrin2837
      @rylanperrin2837 3 роки тому +3

      Timestamps?

    • @Grace-ce2px
      @Grace-ce2px 3 роки тому +2

      Select all of the railroads: *10 railroad pictures*

  • @mittenzlol
    @mittenzlol Рік тому +24

    this used to be my comfort video :(

  • @izalemon9886
    @izalemon9886 3 роки тому +5045

    I like how there is a section in the video titled “Dream loses his mind” when that’s just the whole video

  • @alaayazakria1229
    @alaayazakria1229 3 роки тому +716

    dream, Quakity and George : die in a cave
    Dream, after dying in a cave and they all suddenly have full iron armor : We didn't cheat at all.

    • @deer_in_headlights_
      @deer_in_headlights_ 3 роки тому +9

      this was the funniest moment to me xDD

    • @jayswtnap
      @jayswtnap 3 роки тому +16

      You can actually see Quackity looking for things in creative XDD

    • @alaayazakria1229
      @alaayazakria1229 3 роки тому +9

      @@jayswtnap yeah, you can also see dream being in creative half of the video

    • @pierez8042
      @pierez8042 3 роки тому +1

      Good gaming chairs

    • @kakari_ayam
      @kakari_ayam 3 роки тому

      Assalamualaikum 🤣

  • @alexis3679
    @alexis3679 3 роки тому +2972

    All of Florida hearing Dream scream about how he can't dismount: ok. ✅

    • @neonkrypton
      @neonkrypton 3 роки тому +44

      PLS DISMOUNT-

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 3 роки тому +138

      Imagine you're trying to sleep but your neighbour's yelling shit like *"THE DIGITS OF PI!!!!!!"*

    • @Rhys1234ty
      @Rhys1234ty 3 роки тому +7

      That looks like a super hard challenge btw🥵🤯

    • @jokuvaa302
      @jokuvaa302 3 роки тому +2

      @@lucyd253 yes

    • @alina.montoya
      @alina.montoya 3 роки тому +12

      believe it or not i heard him scream and i’m 1hr away from him

  • @adrizaaryal
    @adrizaaryal Рік тому +59

    It feels surreal watching old videos with the drama going on rn

  • @g._lxx
    @g._lxx 3 роки тому +926

    Quackity: you can run other people over with the shopping cart
    Dream: *instantly goes for quackity*

  • @quetzallita2010
    @quetzallita2010 3 роки тому +1675

    quackity is the type of person to be your favorite cousin and when you have sleepovers with him, you both end up on the floor laughing so dang hard that your lungs, throat, and stomach start to hurt.