I prefer the Southern "bless your heart" to disguise a "you must think your God's gift to the world don't you?" As a trans-girl I can tell you they really hate it when you use their own passive aggressiveness against them.
@@brandon0099She very clearly implied a few things: 1) She can crush nuts very thoroughly, very quickly. 2) She has axes. They can easily chop various phallic objects. 3) She's gay. 4) She wants him to eat dirt. 5) She slept with his mom. Or in other words, "Go fuck yourself."
@@whodarboilebamnames3990 see it's the axe.vwhen someone can handle an axe like that, you treat them with respect. And if you've hung out with lesbians before, you'll know not to mess with them. She falls into both categories
I don't get the joke. Is she denying that there is a gay agenda? Even screenwriters at Disney admit to putting gay characters in children's stories for the purpose of getting young people to accept and promote homosexuality.
I love it how Canadians are always friendly but can have this undertone of "I will use this axe to give you a free vasectomy" while being absolutely happy and friendly
Honestly when comparing tha majority of viral videos from america abt people grtting angry its always pretty intense and id personally feel pretty scared but the canadian ones just feel... Different? And im canadian, at least where i am we just arent very confrontational and when we are its like "please take a long walk of a short bridge, okay? ☺️"
The most wholesome, yet most aggressive, and funniest way to tell someone to go "okie dokie" themselves - and I for one, absolutely agree, whoever said that, should and will go "okie dokie" themselves
Totally unrelated but my sister made me play cops and robbers with her and she said ur under arrest and I siad rest deez Nutz on ur face and my dad was dieing 😂
NAH THIS REMINDS ME OF TODAY AT SCHOOL 😭 MY TEACHER WAS MAD AT THE CLASS SO SHE SAID “Blah blah blah if you want to get a good job school will help you unless if you want to do whatever you want so on your next spelling test you might want to start practicing how to spell Would you like fries with that? Or Welcome to Walmart”
Also, the “gotta make sure it’s really tiny” while referencing the banana was hilarious because you know it’s gotta be true to whoever she may be referencing lol 😂
I freaking love you. Started watching your videos for technique and pointers on chopping logs. Stayed for the awesome commentary and your amazing smile. ❤️
I absolutely love this new sub here just for watching you make a sandwich by chopping the bread with a axe you are awesome looking forward to more content ❤🎉
Bahaha!! Don't even know you, but you're one of my favourite people! That pinch of mom-salt at the end was pure gold, btw. The basest of hate shall serve as fuel.
Screw passive aggressiveness, we out here with the aggressive passiveness.
👍🏼😹😎
Crushed these nuts this morning 😝🤣
My question is how you only got one reply with 2k like
Thank you - aggressive passiveness is exactly the phrase I needed to describe this 😂
How incredibly Canadian
I think the "Crushed these nuts myself, this morning" part... was a threat
I read that as " a treat" not as " a threat"
😊😊😅😅😂
@@utidjian you have some questions you need to ask yourself then
A threat punctuated by the diced banana! 😆
That's a proper Canadian "how do you do?" And "go fuck yourself" at the same time. I love it
I prefer the Southern "bless your heart" to disguise a "you must think your God's gift to the world don't you?" As a trans-girl I can tell you they really hate it when you use their own passive aggressiveness against them.
How hard are you going to roast that guy?
Nicole: “yes”
This is the most polite “fuck off” I’ve ever seen
It's not a "fuck off", it's a demonstration, anyone similar to her understands
Yeah, she's Canadian. What did you expect
@@brandon0099She very clearly implied a few things:
1) She can crush nuts very thoroughly, very quickly.
2) She has axes. They can easily chop various phallic objects.
3) She's gay.
4) She wants him to eat dirt.
5) She slept with his mom.
Or in other words, "Go fuck yourself."
True
@@DarkDomain0001I read it
I don't think there's ever been a more calm yet aggressive "oki doki" said in the history of the world.
I concur.
Okie dokie*
True
Yes Indeed
That reminds me of the one chubby cop from supernatural lol
“What’s in this sandwich?!”
*”love”*
"and dirt"
The.....'your mum' joke at the end......killed me...YES.
I'm a new follower and absolutely loving it...💪🏼
From crushing nuts to chopping a banana...message received.
I felt you there
I'm disappointed in myself for not noticing that one. Probably as disappointed as those guys Mom.
Somehow i didn't notice on first watch... And im a dude
Didn't get it till the second time around. Seems a bit extreme considering how tame and middle school the rest of the video is.
rips apart the bread too!
I'm amazed by the fact that some idiot out there had the guts to tell a muscular, axe-wielding lesbian to go make a sandwich
Definitely a lack of brains more so than the abundance of courage lol
is it?
@@whodarboilebamnames3990 is what?
@@blue-cs3fk is the fact really something to be amazed over
@@whodarboilebamnames3990 see it's the axe.vwhen someone can handle an axe like that, you treat them with respect. And if you've hung out with lesbians before, you'll know not to mess with them. She falls into both categories
“And some dirt”
*dumps like 50 pounds of dirt on a sandwich*
ash would (wood?) have been better. Gladiators ate ash to get potassium
This is the best freaking response I have ever seen to that statement ❤😂 we love you Nicole 💕
The most intimidating sandwich ever made
"Crushed these nuts myself this morning."😂😂😂😂
Classic!
You know when she says lets put some maple syrup and instead of putting it on the sandwich and chugs it shes Canadian.😂😂😂💀💀💀
"make sure it's really tiny"
Oh sweetheart, it was tiny before he said make a sandwich 😂
That’s the calmest angry Canadian I’ve ever seen
2 Canadians you never see angry, angry. Her and Wayne Gretzky.
Midwest nice
I don't think you've ever met a Candian then
Doesn’t even break my top 10 list honestly.
just a normal canadians and some people say that canadians are the nicest just saying
Those arms tearing the bread in half, then that smiling "okey dokie." Do not mess with this individual!
Also, "Crushed these nuts myself this morning!"
"..she says 'Hi' by the way." Spewed the sandwich I was eating all over the keyboard. Okie-dokie!! 🤣🤣😏👏👏
I can not get over how cute she is ❤ my bisexuality ass is smitten lol
My hetero ass too.
The "spread on some rainbows like we spread the gay agenda" joke is too good
The bread looked good. It didn't deserve this mistreatment. At least she didn't abuse vital syrup.
Also, she crushed deez nuts... this morning.
I don't get the joke. Is she denying that there is a gay agenda? Even screenwriters at Disney admit to putting gay characters in children's stories for the purpose of getting young people to accept and promote homosexuality.
@@dannyknightblade4592yeah, that is what the whole gay agenda is, gay people exist and its okey they exist 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@dannyknightblade4592 bro shut up
Keep them away from kids. Kindness is not at all part of their agenda, ita about control.
I don't know what terrifies me more - her smile or the fact that I WOULD eat that if she'd asked
I mean, i'd do anything she askes me to do... only because i'm scared af of her muscles...
pfp checks out 💀
@@BrokenDesktop21ong
Sad
Absolutely though 😂
This is the most Canadian way of saying f off I've ever seen. ❤
This is freaking great especially your mom saying hi.
I love it how Canadians are always friendly but can have this undertone of "I will use this axe to give you a free vasectomy" while being absolutely happy and friendly
Honestly when comparing tha majority of viral videos from america abt people grtting angry its always pretty intense and id personally feel pretty scared but the canadian ones just feel... Different? And im canadian, at least where i am we just arent very confrontational and when we are its like "please take a long walk of a short bridge, okay? ☺️"
that somehow is scarier than the normal just plain threats everyone else does.
@@connorhalfacre9794 absolutely.
Canada fought im thw world wars, they are ranked #3 in war crimes and #1 in taking 0 prisoners
as a canadian im very friendly until you get in fight with me -
The savagery behind the crushed nuts and banana chopped with an axe is lvl. 100 😂🤘🏻
I didn't get it until I saw this comment thank you for improving the video x10 for me lmaoo
You have recently become one of my favorite creators and this just mad me LAUGH. Thank you for being you. It makes my day.
The okie dokie gets me every time 😂
Truly Canadian. Just couldn't waste that syrup
497 likes and no comments, Let me fix that.
Too expensive and tasty to do that.
For anyone who doesn’t know this is what a Canadian in full rage mode looks like 😂
so true, we can hold our anger, until we really need it :)
That's actually mid-rage mode. We have a much larger rage mode.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Crow_NRG the next level is stabbing you repeatedly but apologizing profusely each time
I’m sorry chop chop
BACTERIA AND THE BREAD FELL IN LOVE 😂
Lol this woman is hilarious. This is the best response to trolls I've seen!
Dedicated to some fine gentlemen who requested me to go make them a sandwich. 😊
Oh man I like your skills of sandwich making minus the dirt
@@keithcole8536just the dirt?? 😂😂😂😂
Nice! 😂
Love this
You’d be the best live action Vi from Arcane, woah 😊
The silent threat with the chopping of the banana
Dude this isn't passive agresiveness this is agresive passiveness. The best Canadian there is
If this woman entered my home I would have a plate of snacks ready immediately
The most wholesome, yet most aggressive, and funniest way to tell someone to go "okie dokie" themselves - and I for one, absolutely agree, whoever said that, should and will go "okie dokie" themselves
“I actually got this recipe from your mom” 😂😂😂
She says "Hi" by the way.
That was epically savage😂
I’m ngl you made my night my mom died a while back and you saying she said hi nearly made me cry
"We'll spread the rainbows like we spread the gay agenda"
My favorite line
“…she says hi by the way”..!!!!!🤣😂😹🐾❤️🐾
Think that went over so many heads! 😂
She made that sandwich the most macho way possible
This guy is a hell of a cook
I have laughed my ass off at this wayyyyy tooo many times.😂😂😂
This is a Canadian in its angriest form 💀💀
Clearly you've never heard about what happens when Canada goes to war.
@@imortal132 after ww2 Canada took it down a notch with the war crimed
Man that sad live in Canada iif you wanna learn what mad is this is doing stuff you don't want to
Ngl pretty true but this more like first first quarter of mad we hold it though I want her maple 🍁 it's amazing tasting
I believe that's called "war criminal"
CRUSHED THESE NUTS THIS MORNING
💀💀💀
What has everyone been saying. THE INTERNET HAS BECOME TOO SUS SHUT UP
@@Ciaaxfr
Deez
Totally unrelated but my sister made me play cops and robbers with her and she said ur under arrest and I siad rest deez Nutz on ur face and my dad was dieing 😂
*me who didn't think about that*
NAH THIS REMINDS ME OF TODAY AT SCHOOL 😭
MY TEACHER WAS MAD AT THE CLASS SO SHE SAID
“Blah blah blah if you want to get a good job school will help you unless if you want to do whatever you want so on your next spelling test you might want to start practicing how to spell Would you like fries with that? Or Welcome to Walmart”
Why can i not stop watching - this is some comedy gold 😆
That was both the most threatening and kindest spite sandwich video on the internet.
Also, the “gotta make sure it’s really tiny” while referencing the banana was hilarious because you know it’s gotta be true to whoever she may be referencing lol 😂
Ya, because she's gotta know!! Right?!!
I'm an Aussie and I get the humour it's fucking great even at the end funny as fuck.
Now THIS is someone who can take a fucking joke and dish it right back 👍🏻😂. Kudos to you for standing up for what you believe in.
We done killed the health inspector with this 💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
lol yeah
He woulda killed me too if you hadn’t come along
Blawg is NOT funny 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🙅♂️🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐
Nice SpongeBob reference
She went from "Tell your folks I says 'hi'" to "Your mom says 'hi'" REAL quick.
Savage ass Canadian
The mom joke at the end was classic. 😀
Syrup and hot sauce together is crazy
That was the most calm your mom joke ive heard, i love it
This is the calmest and most intimidated I’ve ever been
no the fuck it isn’t, it’s actually pitiful.
I freaking love you. Started watching your videos for technique and pointers on chopping logs. Stayed for the awesome commentary and your amazing smile. ❤️
I usually dislike it when people waste food, but... I still approve of this XD
If I was in the woods and hear "okie doki" with your calm yet aggressive voice I would be terrified 😂
Bro this girl is killin the haters!💀
You and the okey dokey...hilarious!
Lmao. Btw I think your videos are positive funny and it’s badass how you make chopping those rounds look like child’s play. 🤘
"Dammit, Parker, they've put the gays into my sandwich." *slams fists on the table*
I wanted pictures of spiderman!!!
@@weaponizedham826 GET THE PICTURES NOW PARKER, OR YOU'RE FIRED
😂
@@weaponizedham826I want pictures of Spiderman's ass parker!! 😠
😂
I love how even when she's roasting someone she's as polite as a southern grandma
Like actually though fr 😂😂😂
I was thinking more like a Canadian. Lol but being from the south, I can see a southern grandma for sure.
@@tallgomshe’s Canadian so yea
@@tallgom she is Canadian yeah but that's a given
There is NOTHING as kind as a southern grandma. She and I will fight you on this, albeit very politely.
As a fellow Canadian myself, I must say that passive aggressiveness is super relatable 😂
I laughed so hard I cried. You're a treasure, Nicole.
That was the post passive-aggressive oki doki I've ever heard, also hi I love your content you're really cool! ❤❤
It was juuuust this side of regular aggressive, haha.
*most
You just seem like the sweetest person but also really strong, like a buff bunny 😂
I love her ‘okie dokie’!!😊 She so cute!!!!😊😊❤❤❤❤
I love the okie dokie gets me every time 😂
This is the most Canadian sandwich ever made
Not enough maple syrup
@@Ber335No where near enough maple syrup
Y'all eat that?!! 🤢🤢🤢🤮
@@DkraKomyeah, why? You don't?!
@@LudReap of course not!! What madman puts a banana and dirt on a sandwich???!!!! 😱😱😱🤯🤯
This is the friendliest threat I’ve seen in a while
She looks like MrBeast.
@@deilachwait wtf
wAIT WTF
She thought she was doing one thing and ended up ruining all that food for a trash display of passive aggression.
Best mic drop EVER!! You go girl!
I absolutely love this new sub here just for watching you make a sandwich by chopping the bread with a axe you are awesome looking forward to more content ❤🎉
Remember kids, it's not particularly clever to be misogynistic (like at all, but especially) towards the AXE and SWORD wielding woman
That is what a gun is for anyway.
and why is that exactly? a frying pan can be just has deadly and women been weilding those for years and years
Well
My father who wields both makes amazing sandwiches
Too bad
Remember kids use a knife when making food
Bro took the "I'm totally not mad" to a whole nother level💀
u kinda spelt whole wrong
@@asmolcupofapplejuice.You kind of spelt it wrong
@@2SmileyZyou wrong
@@asmolcupofapplejuice. Yeah it auto corrected 😭
@@2SmileyZ how 💀 u must have graduated out of taco bell’s basement if i spelt it wrong
That end! Pure perfection! 💜💙💜💙
Nicole is a badass with a confident bright smile, my hero
I was wondering where my mom was, glad to know she's with you
Same dude, I'm glad my mom is doing well
@@LyricTheMusicFox no mom team >:)
@@LyricTheMusicFoxshe is doing her well
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing
As long as she did her job.
@@lokflauntles4808🫥
And it was fucking BEAUTIFUL! 😈
Thank you for the satire. Hope to have you on my podcast soon!
As soon as I saw the title/thumbnail for this I just KNEW it was going to be epic!
🤦♂️ I love it.
Knuckledragger: "Go make a sandwich!"
Nicole: "Okie dokie"
Lol
It took me until the dirt to realize this was a response to a sexism.
She'll learn after a shiner or two.
@@chrisa9822I don’t understand your meaning
@@bryceanderson4864 shiner is another word for punch or like bruise
Nicole forging a sandwich with the same energy as Sauron forging the One Ring.
"And into this sandwich, she poured her cruelty, her malice, and her will to dominate all life...
...one okie to dokie them all."
@@nps86but not her syrup
For they were, all of them, deceived, for another sandwich was made.
I love how you’re so kind and cheerful
Bahaha!! Don't even know you, but you're one of my favourite people! That pinch of mom-salt at the end was pure gold, btw. The basest of hate shall serve as fuel.
Well she chopped their woods the Canadian way, oki dokie. Also so kind of her to give their mom's message.❤
Best "your mom says hi" in the history of people speaking.
Roll for cooking: 5
Roll for intimidation: Nat 20.
Man i wish i had thid energy such a fun chaotic woodsy vibes
Your mom… pure fucking gold!
😂😂😂😂
Love it!!
"Your mom says hi"
😂😂
Okie Dokie! 😂
Like how we spread the gay gender 💀
@@a7mdmuscatgay isn't a gender. It's a sexial orientation
He asked me to make him a sandwich so I made him a sub...the pun makes it funny yet the look in my eyes says try me...
No waste of the maple syrup. Just gold!
"oki doki" *sounds of a spine being torn in half*
She drank the maple syrup like a true Canadian.
usually canadians dont do this but she has a sweet toth
@@wierdFangzyif you don’t then you ain’t Canadian
I'm not Canadian but I've seen Canadians drink it straight from the bottle
OMG this is priceless. I love this!!! I need to make a southern version of this!! But you are so wonderful!! I love you girl!!! You are my hero!!
That hot sauce addition sounds like something my brother would make during puberty. All of his puberty cravings had something to do with hot sauce 😂