Watching you for a considerable time now, I can confidently say: you've changed my life, Sweeney. Nowadays, every time I see an attractive woman on the streets, my heart quickens, but not because of the lust. No. Instead, I franticly look around, waiting for a perfectly bald man in a cute hat, with mustache curled just right, come out of random bushes and say a mildly funny yet infinitely amusing joke. Thanks, Sweeney. You truly shaped me as a person and I can't stop watching you videos.
You know, everytime I'm in a bad vibe I remember this video of yours and come back to watch the wise words you say between 0:00 and 0:07. It saves my day. Thank you sir.
@@RodWaffle What a deep and profound comment. It really speaks to the soul without sounding condescending. You sir are king among poets, here is your crown 👑.
I am definitely one of the strange ones, I was gonna skip by the classic female thumbnail clickbait but then I saw it was a Sweeney video which raised it to about a 10% chance I'd click on it, to see the creative humor. The videos I've seen really are top notch in their own way, very unique and entertaining. You'll reach that 1M
@@rkt6240 L comment. Did you choose to ignore the context of the comment or is that just how you think? Attention and looking are very different. These women want attention from their internet followers but if you look in real life you are a chauvinist pig oogling her while she works out. The issue here is their entitlement not men, you don't leave the house looking like a piece of meat if you don't want to be treated like one.
HAHAHAHA (100% of statistics are made on the spot) I do that alot everytime I do it always ends the Convo. Now a days everyone sees statistics as a validation to end any argument instead of sticking with there ethics This video has now made me change my mind to get twitch just to support this dude 😎.
I honestly can't distinguish if everything you said was in a serious but hyperbolized manner or if it was straight up satire. I can get behind some points you made tho.
RIP Nichelle Nichols “Lt. Nyota Uhura” 1939-2022 The person who broke many boundaries for women, black people, and especially black women. May she Live Long and Prosper
Totally agree i always find porn strange and even if the story is not about abuse the women looks always not really good and it disgust me so much that I start to feeling disgusted about any kind of porn with real human in it. I only manage to get exited by drawing which are reassuring because obviously fake.
Watching you for a considerable time now, I can confidently say: you've changed my life, Sweeney. Nowadays, every time I see an attractive woman on the streets, my heart quickens, but not because of the lust. No. Instead, I franticly look around, waiting for a perfectly bald man in a cute hat, with mustache curled just right, come out of random bushes and say a mildly funny yet infinitely amusing joke. Thanks, Sweeney. You truly shaped me as a person and I can't stop watching you videos.
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same
“You videos”?
You know, everytime I'm in a bad vibe I remember this video of yours and come back to watch the wise words you say between 0:00 and 0:07.
It saves my day.
Thank you sir.
Spoken like a champ
NGL its always really cool when someone can stretch that much, girl or guy
Glad to see you pulled the most gigachad move and went outside
My guy touched some grass
“Well at least I’m not holding a small penis” was so unexpected, I can honestly say it was better than the soft core porn!
Jimmy
The twinkle sound effect everytime is amazing
And the 4th kind of viewer you have is your family, Sweeney. We are so proud of you! Now, did you hide my medicine again?
Sory grandpa i took 40 benadryls again >.< I'm just a uwu shy femboy and got it mixed up with candy
@@tdgchan uwu shy femboys are aloud to do that
@@Hana_UwU encouraged actually.
Get back in your cage 😎
The "Jimmy" part was personal
ok matteo
@@gim3209 gim out here speaking facts
Betas: aren't you just using sexy women for clickbait?
Chad Sweeny: yes
Jesus, That girl could probablr fold herself like a pretzel.
I like pretzels
@@RodWaffle What a deep and profound comment. It really speaks to the soul without sounding condescending. You sir are king among poets, here is your crown 👑.
What you distracted me
Don't let "Staley" see this comment.
you were so amazed you spelled probably wrong.
Is no one gonna mention how bright he was at the end? Sweeney is an angel confirmed
He really is tho
I've never in my life receive an notification like this in my life.😭👍🏼
WeRapetheNiggas!
@@RodWaffle 🤨 this shid legal ?
see you 9:30 am pst to talk about pp stuff on mondays www.twitch.tv/sweeneytv_
never miss an upload or a notification: twitter.com/sweeneytv_
Ehwassupboss
Your getting out of hand
I am a proud member of all 3 Sweeney viewer archetypes
I am definitely one of the strange ones, I was gonna skip by the classic female thumbnail clickbait but then I saw it was a Sweeney video which raised it to about a 10% chance I'd click on it, to see the creative humor. The videos I've seen really are top notch in their own way, very unique and entertaining. You'll reach that 1M
Sweeney, who will not watch your videos for just you, and you only
i click for the thumbnail but i stay for sweeney
Thank you Sweeney, very cool!
She’s knows exactly what she’s doing.
I hate when women openly sexualize themselves for attention while pretending that’s not what they’re doing
If you think they’re doing it for attention, then don’t give them any? I think it’s really that simple. Just be in control of your emotions.
@@rkt6240 L comment.
Did you choose to ignore the context of the comment or is that just how you think? Attention and looking are very different. These women want attention from their internet followers but if you look in real life you are a chauvinist pig oogling her while she works out. The issue here is their entitlement not men, you don't leave the house looking like a piece of meat if you don't want to be treated like one.
Yes, the hypocrisy is the issue. Bonus BS when they gripe about the repercussions later in life.
@@rkt6240 hello kiddo
@@koy672 What?
Every time I see you upload it gives me the motivation to stop my addiction no shame on saying it thank you Sweeney
"I am not the one who gives you crippling depression." And that is where you are wrong, Sweeney
HAHAHAHA (100% of statistics are made on the spot) I do that alot everytime I do it always ends the Convo. Now a days everyone sees statistics as a validation to end any argument instead of sticking with there ethics
This video has now made me change my mind to get twitch just to support this dude 😎.
Never have I been this early, thank you for your wise words sir.
YOU ARE A GENIUS!! MY FAVOURITE !!
The energy in this video... 🤌✨
Dude mad respect. Now it’s a hard topic to bring up.
progressively more radiating
All that flexibility for me to bust in 10 seconds, smh.
I’m always interested to see what your commentary is based on the thumbnail. It’s always such a nice surprise
Thank you Sweeney
Good talk.
I honestly can't distinguish if everything you said was in a serious but hyperbolized manner or if it was straight up satire.
I can get behind some points you made tho.
It's serious opinion wrapped in satire to be easier digestable.
@@tero2444 yep, easy observation tho
I needed to hear that Sweeney
Thankyou brother. Thankyoù
It is in fact easy being a Chad
Legend.
I support this message
i feel special, i fit all 3 categories
Damn Jimmy out here taking shots fired
MrBeast feelin real strange after he called him out
You can literally see her clam... thank you...
guy number three is here for the plot
RIP Nichelle Nichols
“Lt. Nyota Uhura”
1939-2022
The person who broke many boundaries for women, black people, and especially black women. May she Live Long and Prosper
bro, the only reason im watching this, is because i was so confused, on the thumbnail and title
We aren't the Chads Sweeney, YOU ARE!
Loved the "Real Talk" hat, also the sexy bald man
This video makes me understand simping
That thumbnail Is Dangerous.
I'm a Jimmy with one "M" btw.
Ad before this video was for the SCP foundation then Sweeney says "Soft Core Pron." I think there might be some connection there 🤔
Dat mound though
The third category 🤣ah i cant
these are bars. no cap.
👑
i don't remember being subbed to this channel i just saw this video with a weird title in my notifications and clicked it lmao
It's uncanny how big his thing is
Every video on UA-cam could be like this
That’s cool and all facts but what’s her name Sweeney? I’d like to learn about YOGA
I'm the guy that likes the smut, but also likes your content. I watch for both.
that's our king
I once made a video similar to this, it turned out the weed and Adderall was f****** with my schizophrenia.
Yeah, but what about that background jazz song?
Based Sweeney
BALLS!
I’m here for the beautiful bald man
Thx, now I can rest in peace
hmmmmmmm, I was distracted by the grass
based
Truths :D
Based
I Came for both. wait..
why can't i be a mixture of all 3?
Missed the forth. The type of weirdo waiting for a bald man to fart. Still haven't seen it. Please link if I missed it.
Get em sweeny
Honestly tho, that pouchee is tight af
gigachad advice
Totally agree i always find porn strange and even if the story is not about abuse the women looks always not really good and it disgust me so much that I start to feeling disgusted about any kind of porn with real human in it. I only manage to get exited by drawing which are reassuring because obviously fake.
Why'd he have to call out jimmy like that
I belong to the people, that watch it for sweeny
Sweel talk 🤙🏼
Love you Bro
Honestly thought this was another pr0n bot video. Happy to be mistaken
Can we get more cheese eating streams plz?
Shit… he knows about the mayo.
His words are facts
UA-cam made me rate your comment.
He actually touched grass
Strange individuals unite!
such a good one 😂😂😂
sweeney = 🐐
based sweeny
Yasssssss king
Hey! I don't "gargle" mayonnaise! I eat it with a spoon like a civilized person. FYM!
i thought watching any episode of star trek showing or mentioning klingon mating is what leads to violence against women:/
YESSIRRR SWEENEY YESSIRRR
When you click because of the notification but have to erase it from your history because of the click bait image 😅
I like your mustache
How’d I get here
I'm the third and kinda two but also one.
Randomly got here fast
You can't disagree with a man that has a mustache like that.
Alright
I am the Chad one.