Bob Velseb has something to tell u ((very important))

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024

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  • @sonabruh
    @sonabruh Рік тому +939

    Im instantly in love with him

    • @Chompy_Pod
      @Chompy_Pod Рік тому +64

      📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

    • @North_Red_Dark_Academia
      @North_Red_Dark_Academia Рік тому +43

      WADDA HELL!?🤨📸

    • @whowannachesse3913
      @whowannachesse3913 Рік тому +17

      @@North_Red_Dark_Academia Владимир Владимирович Путин, доложите обстановку sus'ности этого комментария?

    • @MarsMakes
      @MarsMakes Рік тому +14

      yeah same

    • @sonabruh
      @sonabruh Рік тому +14

      @@MarsMakes Twinning 😼😼

  • @kmorgan81
    @kmorgan81 Рік тому +834

    Bro's carrying a whole bakery with him seriously

  • @ClosedBox
    @ClosedBox Рік тому +1082

    I hate how it's kinda realistic for him to say something like this 💀

    • @lorv1003
      @lorv1003 Рік тому +79

      ME TOO BUT I ALSO LOVE IT BECAUSE ITS FUNNY BC OF THE END ON HOW HE JUST RUNS WITH ALL THAT A-SS

    • @North_Red_Dark_Academia
      @North_Red_Dark_Academia Рік тому +13

      @@lorv1003 Ass?

    • @lucius4209de
      @lucius4209de Рік тому +6

      Me too lol

    • @Goobceey
      @Goobceey Рік тому +8

      @@lorv1003 with that cake 😈😈

    • @JaliceTheShort
      @JaliceTheShort Рік тому +6

      @@Goobceey bakery 👹💅

  • @zonydragon1141
    @zonydragon1141 Рік тому +518

    MY MAN DOESNT HAVE CAKE, HE HAS THE WHOLE BAKING INDUSTRY HOLY SHIT 💀💀💀💀

  • @toastedprocastinator
    @toastedprocastinator Рік тому +196

    the fact he has an fucking dumptruck at the end makes it funnier, especially since he was talking about litteral ass

    • @cryptidkoi8418
      @cryptidkoi8418 Рік тому

      he could probably fit like 2 raccoons in there instead of just 1

    • @ross4133
      @ross4133 Рік тому

      BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @daviio
      @daviio Рік тому

      he placed the raccon up his ass to know this fact

    • @HelloImToe
      @HelloImToe Рік тому +1

      Now we know where the raccoon went-

    • @Antivirus92871
      @Antivirus92871 Рік тому

      @@HelloImToe🤨

  • @Paras0cial
    @Paras0cial Рік тому +306

    I see why people like him, He owns a damn bakery with all that cake!

    • @neviangel
      @neviangel Рік тому +6

      Yes UvU

    • @Chompy_Pod
      @Chompy_Pod Рік тому +6

      @@neviangel 📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

    • @neviangel
      @neviangel Рік тому +1

      @@Chompy_Pod XD

    • @TheMasked1214
      @TheMasked1214 Рік тому +2

      😛📸

    • @PatrickStar906
      @PatrickStar906 Рік тому +3

      i think this is why people want to work at grills & boys 😏

  • @SirLixiz
    @SirLixiz Рік тому +444

    HES CROSSING THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING!

  • @Luna_Mooncat
    @Luna_Mooncat Рік тому +54

    Judging by his dumpster truck he already experimented with raccoons

  • @berserker706
    @berserker706 Рік тому +312

    "I would roast you but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash" 0:16

  • @_ShatteredEcho_
    @_ShatteredEcho_ Рік тому +38

    Bro. You had the perfect opportunity to make a joke there. Him not looking left and right before crossing and getting run over last second would’ve been hilarious.

  • @sillycookie
    @sillycookie Рік тому +92

    Me before he ran:😨
    Me after he ran: 😳

    • @_CALM_2023
      @_CALM_2023 Рік тому +1

      Me after he ran : I need 2 raccoons and 2 bears, please :)

  • @thestoryoftoast
    @thestoryoftoast Рік тому +103

    why does he have a dumpy... WHAT DID HE DO

    • @berserker706
      @berserker706 Рік тому +14

      I mean... He does eats alot so that's that.

    • @Pentiou
      @Pentiou Рік тому +1

      Did you know a humans ass can be wider than a raccoon, so technically, your shit can stay up your ass
      *runs with dumpy*

    • @kipdips
      @kipdips Рік тому

      he has a dumpy cause.. hes hot

    • @I_loveart4789
      @I_loveart4789 Рік тому

      He Shoved raccoons up his @ss😂

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Рік тому

      He eat that good meat

  • @kimchic0re
    @kimchic0re Рік тому +76

    The amount of emotions i went through in a short amount of time

  • @vampiresscarlet
    @vampiresscarlet Рік тому +18

    the way he ran 😭💀

  • @itsallrighttakethel2250
    @itsallrighttakethel2250 Рік тому +8

    Why is my guy double cheeked up on a Friday afternoon?

  • @scraptrap5052
    @scraptrap5052 Рік тому +65

    Looks like two can fit up in yours

  • @andys2801
    @andys2801 Рік тому +30

    Bob Vesleb: If you know…. that Vaporeaons-

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur Рік тому +1

      NONONONONO SHUT UP

  • @supersillyleo4178
    @supersillyleo4178 Рік тому +32

    I HAVE FOOD!
    Dogs: “ 0:00
    ITS DOG FOOD:
    Dogs: “ 0:16

  • @mondon_junior
    @mondon_junior Рік тому +19

    HOW HE WALKED AWAY BRO LMFAOOOO

  • @Goofyclown_cat
    @Goofyclown_cat Рік тому +25

    hE’s cRoSsInG tHe StReEt WiThOuT IoOkInG

  • @astro-nate6848
    @astro-nate6848 Рік тому +18

    Bro that run tho 💀 ☠ 💀

  • @Babyunique23
    @Babyunique23 Рік тому +44

    WHY HE THICC WHEN HE RUN THO?

  • @2boad
    @2boad Рік тому +23

    DAMMMM HE GOT THAT CAKE THO

  • @huskerdustiscanon
    @huskerdustiscanon Рік тому +7

    Bro got slay energy with that walk-

  • @CourtneyIsLovely
    @CourtneyIsLovely Рік тому +14

    Bob has dumpy. It’s true, he told me

  • @Robming
    @Robming Рік тому +2

    "OH NO, HE CROSSES THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING!"

  • @rogergrogan598
    @rogergrogan598 Рік тому +13

    I mean, considering how they can squish as well, you could likely fit roughly 3 raccoons in there.

  • @soupsoups2162
    @soupsoups2162 Рік тому +47

    Damn, bro got the whole cake

  • @nobodyknows9612
    @nobodyknows9612 Рік тому +3

    i didn't know what i was watching until it was over 💀💀

  • @WALLY.7172
    @WALLY.7172 Рік тому +3

    Imagine if this was part of the episode before he got hit-

  • @sinwatcher9824
    @sinwatcher9824 Рік тому +36

    I can't remember anything
    Can't tell if this is true or a dream
    Deep down inside I feel to scream
    This terrible silence stops me
    Now that the war is through with me
    I'm waking up, I cannot see
    That there's not much left of me
    Nothing is real but pain now
    Hold my breath as I wish for death
    Oh please, God, wake me
    Back in the womb it's much too real
    In pumps life that I must feel
    But can't look forward to reveal
    Look to the time when I'll live
    Fed through the tube that sticks in me
    Just like a wartime novelty
    Tied to machines that make me be
    Cut this life off from me
    Hold my breath as I wish for death
    Oh please, God, wake me
    Now the world is gone, I'm just one
    Oh God, help me
    Hold my breath as I wish for death
    Oh please, God, help me
    Darkness imprisoning me
    All that I see
    Absolute horror
    I cannot live
    I cannot die
    Trapped in myself
    Body my holding cell
    Landmine has taken my sight
    Taken my speech
    Taken my hearing
    Taken my arms
    Taken my legs
    Taken my soul
    Left me with life in hell

  • @shi_girl8722
    @shi_girl8722 Рік тому +10

    Bro that run got me dead to the floor LOL!! The way he ran away !!

  • @Kristan_Phillips_Bacon_The_2st

    HE'S CROSSING THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING-

  • @minusruv9298
    @minusruv9298 Рік тому +15

    this should become a new meme lol

  • @pixelcharly7352
    @pixelcharly7352 Рік тому +15

    i stg if i see the word bobussy in this comment section

  • @Cognixantsy
    @Cognixantsy Рік тому +76

    I can see why people making r34 of him 🤐

    • @Chompy_Pod
      @Chompy_Pod Рік тому

      And SHUT UP!!

    • @ChaosSonic6683
      @ChaosSonic6683 Рік тому +14

      *w h a t*

    • @mamahen724
      @mamahen724 Рік тому +18

      @@ChaosSonic6683 why are you even surprised at this point?

    • @jaden6442
      @jaden6442 Рік тому +5

      Why am I not surprised? 😐😐

    • @Cognixantsy
      @Cognixantsy Рік тому +14

      People ship Bob with the vampire guy 💀

  • @JaliceTheShort
    @JaliceTheShort Рік тому +3

    That's not a bakery thats a whole factory for cake 👀

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 Рік тому +14

    Bob is thickue, but it makes sense since when you eat humans you will gain a lot of fat!

  • @DrawinskyMoon
    @DrawinskyMoon Рік тому +7

    This just makes me think of that one scene from heaven almighty. Let’s just say I was scarred that day.

    • @CrazyExeObessessedCat
      @CrazyExeObessessedCat 4 місяці тому

      Not that one scene from Bruce Almighty with the butt monkey 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Renhisoo_
    @Renhisoo_ Рік тому +4

    why am i flabbergasted

  • @izabellahall5380
    @izabellahall5380 Рік тому +2

    he had an whole bakery industry when he walked away!

  • @Brett_Gamingg
    @Brett_Gamingg Рік тому +17

    Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding

  • @creepy_ypeerc5386
    @creepy_ypeerc5386 Рік тому +4

    ...Why is he suddenly thicc?

  • @your.local.sarcastic_maniac
    @your.local.sarcastic_maniac Рік тому +7

    What does it say about me that I knew this fact for a long time?
    And also, it can be almost 2 grown racoons.

  • @Neo20481
    @Neo20481 Рік тому +5

    Damn yall gonna be thicc as him with how much cake yall wantin to eat

  • @whoshartedinmyramen
    @whoshartedinmyramen Рік тому +3

    HE JUST PACKIN THAT CAKE XDDDDD

  • @jaxhoward407
    @jaxhoward407 Рік тому +2

    the pelo plushie hiding in the box kinda killed me

  • @Melida-wk9bo
    @Melida-wk9bo Рік тому +1

    He ain't carrying some cake it's a whole bakery down there💀

  • @LiquidCandyballs
    @LiquidCandyballs Рік тому +1

    Bro that devious walk he did
    BRO HE HOLDING THE WHOLE ENTIRE GENERATIONS OF THE BAKERY BUSINESS OMG😱

  • @redline_
    @redline_ Рік тому +4

    лучше бы он сказал, что в заднем проходе могут поместиться два енота и конфетка джолли ранчер

  • @kosodake
    @kosodake Рік тому +6

    He's so gummy thick

  • @ray6775
    @ray6775 Рік тому +1

    THE WAY HE RUNS AWAY- HELP CALL 911- 💀💀🤚🤚🤚

  • @Puppy-Nose
    @Puppy-Nose Рік тому +2

    * heavy breathing * I may be a raccoon in a human disguise-

  • @ravenborken4327
    @ravenborken4327 Рік тому +26

    This is the best thing I’ve watched in a while

  • @Raysnumber1fann
    @Raysnumber1fann Рік тому +1

    “That’s a surprise tool that will help us later”

  • @snuuy-
    @snuuy- Рік тому +1

    As we can see, it happened to him. We can see it when hes running. He wanted to warn us

  • @СергейЛяховский-з5е

    Damn i remember this joke in some old Vanoss' video. Lui is the one who made the joke

  • @Baby-f.
    @Baby-f. Рік тому +1

    OH NO HES CROSSING THE STREAT WITHOUT LOOKING!

  • @Blueberrythatisgreen
    @Blueberrythatisgreen Рік тому +1

    Now we know why he has a GIGANTIC BADONKADONK

  • @Yourlocal_blackhat
    @Yourlocal_blackhat Рік тому +1

    BRO HE AIN'T GOT CAKE HE GOT A WHOLE BAKING INDUSTRY

  • @alanadamoondemon4ever
    @alanadamoondemon4ever Рік тому +1

    THE WAY HE FUCKING WALKED AWAY 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Foter_joe
    @Foter_joe Рік тому +4

    Bro already tried it 0:16💀

  • @hellsawakening6181
    @hellsawakening6181 Рік тому +1

    i thought this was going somewhere else until he said raccoon-
    End me

  • @bebebox8983
    @bebebox8983 Рік тому +1

    Little did he know. I already knew that.

  • @parisamilan8623
    @parisamilan8623 Рік тому +2

    actually raccoons can fit into 4 inch spaces and so 2 raccoons can fit.

  • @HelmsmanButterscotch_OwO
    @HelmsmanButterscotch_OwO Рік тому +3

    Hey, with a dumpy like that, I feel like his can stretch 12in that's all I'm saying 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sansmaster556
    @sansmaster556 Рік тому +8

    Bruh reekid grew up fast

  • @Theunseenones
    @Theunseenones Рік тому +2

    He’s so 😩😩😩😫😫🥩🥩🥩🤝✨✨💅💅👏💔💔💔☕️😭💀💀💀🫂🫂🫂🧍‍♂️

  • @trashpanda9380
    @trashpanda9380 4 місяці тому +2

    As a raccoon, I can say that this is true.

  • @_KUSH1_
    @_KUSH1_ Рік тому +5

    damn what you doing out here with all this @$z? double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, hella @$z, the sun is still out my n

  • @sparrows_ANTIZOO
    @sparrows_ANTIZOO Рік тому

    Now it's just missing Skeletor's "Until we meet again!!"

  • @GLUTT0NYGURL777
    @GLUTT0NYGURL777 Рік тому +2

    Bruh the peaches💀

  • @fork2256
    @fork2256 Рік тому +1

    2 racoons and 1 candy of "jolly rancher"...

  • @rhett9514
    @rhett9514 Рік тому +1

    when he started running, he look like he got back

  • @deliaramirez-oh4fm
    @deliaramirez-oh4fm Рік тому +1

    This ✨GORGEOUS✨ And ✨FUNNY✨ I love it cool

  • @meowx3_x
    @meowx3_x Рік тому +1

    Careful there bob don't turn into claymation again

  • @allie2386
    @allie2386 Рік тому +1

    THE ENDING THO LMAO

  • @TannerCeramic
    @TannerCeramic 9 місяців тому +2

    that fuckinh run though

  • @Lettiebug
    @Lettiebug Рік тому +1

    Alright, so.... Who's gonna use the tree, rope, and latter first?

  • @Toaztx3
    @Toaztx3 Рік тому +2

    He not gonna share the cake?

  • @famicomdemon
    @famicomdemon Рік тому

    not me casually watching the last few frames I'm losing it 😂

  • @kobybeefpizza
    @kobybeefpizza Рік тому +1

    well it can certainly fit up his

  • @workingcarbattery
    @workingcarbattery 10 місяців тому +1

    i used to quote this all the time

  • @Cr_Asher
    @Cr_Asher Рік тому +1

    These fun facts aren’t getting so fun anymore

  • @Goofygoobersyippee
    @Goofygoobersyippee Рік тому +3

    WHAT.

  • @sussyimpostor4531
    @sussyimpostor4531 Рік тому

    bro rlly loves to watch ree kid

  • @kipdips
    @kipdips Рік тому

    I ACCIDENTALLY PAUSED AND WE JUST SAT THERE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER 💀

  • @Jayden_0329
    @Jayden_0329 Рік тому +1

    Dump-truck holy shit!

  • @jodiriddle
    @jodiriddle Рік тому

    Ah yes, I need the dementia now.

  • @ryan___ryan2711
    @ryan___ryan2711 Рік тому

    OH NO HE'S CROSSING THE STREET WITHOUT LOOKING

    • @_CALM_2023
      @_CALM_2023 Рік тому

      OH NAAOOHHHH!!!!
      Bob boutta get hit by a car without lookin to the right…

  • @Coal_the_red_death
    @Coal_the_red_death 11 місяців тому +1

    Bob: oh shit the simps are here I have run! 0:16

  • @yourlocalrobert
    @yourlocalrobert Рік тому +1

    Me at the beginning of the video: if this is not important I'm leaving
    When it's almost the end of the video: that's kind of weird but I'm leaving
    Edit: great video by the way

  • @NOSCE_IPSUM
    @NOSCE_IPSUM Рік тому

    Rocky Rakoon seeing this video:

  • @Oodles_Guy
    @Oodles_Guy Рік тому

    hey hes crossing the street without looking!

  • @crystallisedghidorah5062
    @crystallisedghidorah5062 Рік тому +2

    This made my 😂🤣 so hard you had another Subber 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MI.QU.IZ.TLI.
    @MI.QU.IZ.TLI. Рік тому +4

    dayum he got that DUMP TRUCK

  • @LordRevanSith
    @LordRevanSith Рік тому +1

    that’s not a cake that’s a bakery

  • @iwakuralain1459
    @iwakuralain1459 Рік тому

    The way he ran away lmao

  • @L4txely
    @L4txely Рік тому +2

    THE WALK I'M DEAD 😂

  • @TheVampiressclaira
    @TheVampiressclaira Рік тому

    Eeehhh... I um.. what the heck? Did I really have to know that?!