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  • Опубліковано 19 гру 2024

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  6 місяців тому +12

    👟 Embrace Summer cool splash with Vessi! Discover comfort and versatility at vessi.com/blaze for an instant 15% off your first order upon checkout!

    • @Shauma_llama
      @Shauma_llama 6 місяців тому

      "Getting hassled all the time by guys that just want to have sex with you" oh, like going to a bar 😅

  • @Berathan-dnd
    @Berathan-dnd 6 місяців тому +204

    1:00 Buy a Brain Blaze membership
    1:19 Too Late Buy a Brain Blaze membership
    1:53 You heard him Did you by a Brain Blaze membership yet?
    2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted for encouraging people to buy a Brain Blaze membership
    2:16 Yay! No prison for me this time! Now go buy a Brain Blaze Membership!
    Ok I give up there are way more of these in here than I expected.

    • @LightBlueVans
      @LightBlueVans 6 місяців тому +6

      THANK YOU

    • @BorgEmperorMJ
      @BorgEmperorMJ 6 місяців тому +11

      Just spent 20 mins rewinding and pausing to read these messages.... got just about as far as you before me too getting frustrated. How can we demand the full list from Simon?

    • @endelosecosplay1302
      @endelosecosplay1302 6 місяців тому +8

      Not all heroes wear capes and thank you!

    • @endelosecosplay1302
      @endelosecosplay1302 6 місяців тому +37

      Also next one was
      4:48 "I'm not taking them out, that's extra work.
      You bought that brain blaze membership yet?"

    • @Berathan-dnd
      @Berathan-dnd 6 місяців тому +9

      @mayankjanm3jay fun tip - On PC, you can advance or rewind by individual frames using the period and comma keys. Dosen't help for mobile though.

  • @drwindupbird
    @drwindupbird 6 місяців тому +114

    I'm a philosophy and politics student, and last month I handed in an essay about transracialism...but Simon saying "It is a bit weird, isn't it- let's not be doing that" made the point a lot better than I did in 2000 words.

    • @alphavasson5387
      @alphavasson5387 6 місяців тому +9

      Hope this isn't weird, but would you mind sharing the essay? I'm a political science undergrad who's been involved in a lot of activism work, and transracialism would be a fascinating and important topic to discuss!

    • @4362mont
      @4362mont 6 місяців тому +7

      Don't feel bad; it's the accent.
      That, and the beard adds _gravitas_ .

    • @M-_-O
      @M-_-O 6 місяців тому

      @@4362montI find a beard usually adds gravy XD
      But yeah it’s called RCTA for “Race Change To Another” and it is a part of K-pop’s darker side. Actual Korean people have made videos about why it’s so upsetting and not flattering like some fans think.
      Separate (but adjacent) from that, colorism can be found in various communities around the world. Skin bleaching is prevalent in a lot places, too numerous to list out. I saw a documentary about a South African beauty influencer and it gets intense. It even happens in America, there are low potency creams for sale to this day.

    • @morganwilliams2863
      @morganwilliams2863 5 місяців тому

      ​@@alphavasson5387dude, do your own homework

    • @alphavasson5387
      @alphavasson5387 5 місяців тому +1

      @@morganwilliams2863 I'm not trying to copy the essay, just thought it'd be an interesting read and it wouldn't hurt to ask, like dude chill

  • @darkamora5123
    @darkamora5123 6 місяців тому +26

    I'd absolutely become a member if Simon hired a 6'9" (206 cm) blonde haired blue eyed black guy who speaks fluent Korean to impersonate him in all his videos for a week, just to hit the punchline of this episode.

  • @scottbubb2946
    @scottbubb2946 6 місяців тому +38

    Yes, "fake it till you make it." That's exactly what my cousin Hal said when he decided to be an airplane pilot.
    RIP Hal.

  • @niteslayer11wjot71
    @niteslayer11wjot71 6 місяців тому +98

    Editor putting the ad read right after you were "mad" about having to watch adverts on TV is both top notch editing and trolling.

    • @antiisocial
      @antiisocial 6 місяців тому +3

      Agree. Lol

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +10

      Sadly, I can't claim credit for that. Someone else does the ad integration. But I agree, hilarious.

    • @Hash1Suspect
      @Hash1Suspect 6 місяців тому +2

      @@EveryFairyDiesa wild Editor? Subbed

  • @keithpedersen3653
    @keithpedersen3653 6 місяців тому +72

    I woke up in a puddle of my own mess, surrounded by Brain Blaze memberships

  • @superbaby0339
    @superbaby0339 6 місяців тому +29

    Can’t wait for Simon saying “I am a strong and powerful woman” to be in those out of a Simon out of context video😂

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 6 місяців тому +98

    HAH! Can’t trick me! Subliminal messaging can’t work if you have no disposable income 💅

    • @bettyswallocks6411
      @bettyswallocks6411 5 місяців тому +6

      I used to have a good disposable income. So, once they found out, the the tories disposed of it.

    • @heperstine3259
      @heperstine3259 5 місяців тому

      ​@@bettyswallocks6411money is evil good thing thay saved you😂

  • @MnementhBronze
    @MnementhBronze 6 місяців тому +42

    Simon: goes home and is forced to watch an AD on TV, BB: immediately cuts to Vessi AD read lol

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 6 місяців тому

      That you can skip! But don't end up doing because you're mainly here for the chaotic energy anyway 😅

  • @ThatWriterKevin
    @ThatWriterKevin 6 місяців тому +44

    As expected, that section on underground subliminals ruined Simon's day. And hey, if you're a sicko who wants to see all the stuff he couldn't read, I do offer access to all my uncensored and unedited scripts! (As well as a private discord and other benefits)

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 6 місяців тому +12

      Also, I am kind of shocked at how much of it he actually did read. I figured both of the sections he stopped reading would've cut off sooner.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 6 місяців тому +8

      Slightly off topic but, could you clarify the difference between "tunnel vision" and "railroading" to Simon? He's been confused a few years now.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 6 місяців тому +6

    3:05 - Mid roll ads
    4:30 - Back to the video
    7:20 - Chapter 1 - Self help affirmation
    12:00 - Chapter 2 - Attraction affirmations
    21:45 - Chapter 3 - Impossible beauty subliminals
    28:25 - Chapter 4 - Underground subliminals
    33:15 - Chapter 5 - What if this really worked ?

  • @tabster97
    @tabster97 5 місяців тому +3

    Full List of subliminal messages
    1:01 - Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
    1:19 - Too Late. Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
    1:53 - You Heard Him. Did You Buy A Brain Blaze Membership Yet?
    2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted For Encouraging People To Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
    2:16 - Yay! No Prison For Me This Time! Now Go Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
    4:48 - I'm Not Taking Them Out, That's Extra Work. You Bought That Brain Blaze Membership Yet?
    5:09 - But This One Is. It's Very Schneaky. Membership! Go! Now!
    19:06 - Become A Member
    35:26 - Become A Member Today
    35:28 - Do It
    35:28 - Go Become A Member Now
    35:41 - Get A Brain Blaze Membership Now

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George 6 місяців тому +14

    That's 1 hell of a long intro you made without Simon realizing! 10/10

  • @your.egghunt
    @your.egghunt 6 місяців тому +7

    The irony of skipping over brain bois vessi advert after he literally was perplexed about not being able to skip the adverts on regular TV.. the power I feel is godly

  • @brolohalflemming7042
    @brolohalflemming7042 6 місяців тому +19

    I watched a subliminal video that gave me the power to fly! Now I need to watch some affirmation ones, because I need money to pay for my medical bills and replaster the ceiling.

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 6 місяців тому +51

    I’m not sure who is more entertaining; Simon, Kevin or Lorelei

    • @StefanMedici
      @StefanMedici 6 місяців тому +23

      The combination is greater than the individuals. Having said that Lorelei is winning in my books.

    • @ohffsnoway
      @ohffsnoway 6 місяців тому +8

      @@StefanMedicispot on, i just came to say it’s synergy

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +8

      @@StefanMedici Awwwwwwww 🥰🤘

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +9

      @@ohffsnoway Sim-ergy, even....

  • @PlazDreamweaver
    @PlazDreamweaver 6 місяців тому +207

    As wise man once said, "If subliminal messaging worked, it would be legal in the US."

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 6 місяців тому +5

      Only for the government.

    • @4362mont
      @4362mont 6 місяців тому

      @@desperadox7565 The .gov uses Fnords

    • @ChaseSchleich
      @ChaseSchleich 6 місяців тому +22

      Could you imagine? It would literally be everywhere from the second you woke up until the second you went to bed. Hell, your alarm clock would probably give you subliminal messages while you slept

    • @waynesteffen3262
      @waynesteffen3262 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ChaseSchleich It doesn’t?..😮😮😮

    • @deannelson7027
      @deannelson7027 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@desperadox7565that is exactly what I was going to say.

  • @OlyChickenGuy
    @OlyChickenGuy 6 місяців тому +17

    Fun fact: The birdcall in the background of Simon's affirmation just after 12 minutes in is a Killdeer, a style a shorebird very similar to Sandpipers. I call them "pew-pew birds".

  • @jasotech1426
    @jasotech1426 6 місяців тому +37

    I do my mirror affirmations a different way, I sit and stare at myself and hold back the urge to punch the mirror as hard as possible.

    • @adamdaley8090
      @adamdaley8090 6 місяців тому +3

      Do I detect a veteran? Haha I dig dark humor.

    • @jasotech1426
      @jasotech1426 6 місяців тому +2

      @@adamdaley8090 just a mechanic lol

    • @akarimastarte1968
      @akarimastarte1968 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmao same

    • @TheStrykerProject
      @TheStrykerProject 5 місяців тому +1

      It lasts about 1 sec for me, then I flip myself off and walk away. 😁

  • @gunkyzip
    @gunkyzip 6 місяців тому +35

    Simon: You don't look like your K-pop Idol
    Lorelei: puts up footage of Japanese metal band
    Headbangers: shaking heads

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      Heh heh.

    • @whom382
      @whom382 6 місяців тому +2

      I was just coming back to make sure that was BabyMetal since I watched on my phone the first time. Guess I was right.

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 6 місяців тому +98

    I now have an uncanny desire to purchase a Brain Blaze membership...."become a member" I feel so filthy now.

    • @beckobean
      @beckobean 6 місяців тому +12

      You will become 33% more likely to shit the bed if you do

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 6 місяців тому +6

      @@beckobean can confirm. My water bills gone up but it’s worth it.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 6 місяців тому +2

      I was just amazed, from the free ones on UA-cam, Simon had another level of casual to reach beyond Brain Blaze videos.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 6 місяців тому +1

      I got gifted one during a gen stream, the member only ones are interesting 🤔

    • @AnderSiN84
      @AnderSiN84 6 місяців тому +1

      One of us! One of us!

  • @StefanMedici
    @StefanMedici 6 місяців тому +10

    "Don't remember the last time I watched ads." Breaks into a ad read. 😂

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 6 місяців тому +27

    Putting in the advert after Simon's rant about adverts.
    Chef's kiss.

  • @Trooper_Ish
    @Trooper_Ish 6 місяців тому +23

    Woah, sorry for Kevin and the research he had to do.... that shizzle is messed up...

    • @ThatWriterKevin
      @ThatWriterKevin 6 місяців тому +13

      Yeah, I did NOT know what I was getting into. This topic was suggested to me and they mentioned how there were subliminals to make your eyes blue or to look Korean. I didn't know how fucked up it was gonna get

  • @cbandtheradio5610
    @cbandtheradio5610 6 місяців тому +37

    I don’t think I’ve ever mashed Pause/Play so many times while watching a video.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +7

      Apologies to your pause/play button.

    • @ApothecaryTerry
      @ApothecaryTerry 6 місяців тому +3

      < is your friend. At least until you break it, then it's spiteful and will hunt you down.

    • @fyrnabrwyrda
      @fyrnabrwyrda 6 місяців тому +1

      you can use "," and "." to go by frames'

  • @M-_-O
    @M-_-O 6 місяців тому +3

    I saw a subliminal message at a movie one time. I zoned out and wasn’t paying attention, just let my eyes glaze. Then a flash of an image of a red cup of soda dripping with condensation showed for a split second. It woke me up and I glanced around but nobody else reacted. So I think it might still be in use to get people to go to concession stands during slow parts of flash-in-the-pan movies.

  • @Rhino1931
    @Rhino1931 6 місяців тому +13

    Hey Simon, not a horribly longtime viewer, but a viewer nonetheless.
    I recently graduated from college a month and a half back and I haven’t been doing too well upstairs. All the people I thought were my friends seem to have cut all ties and moved on with whatever (the second time this has happened in my lifetime; I’m a veteran and already went through this once when I got out.) I’ve been struggling to find a job, as I’ve applied to about a hundred different employers since graduation and the most I’ve gotten was a single phone call that seemed promising but I got ghosted. I had the brilliant idea of getting BFA in Film for writing and directing, I guess that isn’t very enticing to employers.
    Anyways, I’ve been feeling particularly not great today and I have to admit I fell off your stuff for a bit, but I tuned into this video and you managed to make me smile and laugh for the first time in a few days.
    Really can’t thank you enough, everything kinda sucks right now, but I at least got your videos to make it a little bit better.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +4

      As a creative with a degree in Crap All (Creative Arts, writing and music) I feel your pain. It's hard to get work at the moment, and creative spaces especially. I'm glad we're able to help you find a bit of light in the darkness. Please don't give up hope. I never imagined I'd have this job, editing for one of my favorite UA-camrs, but I finally made it at 40.
      I've found that it's common to go through friend groups in life. I've got lots of people I was friends with at various workplaces and hobby groups that I completely lost touch with after leaving there. It's quite common. Some people will stick around, some people will vanish into the ether.
      Don't lost your love for film! The best thing about the 21st century, is that UA-cam exists and you can make content! I wish I'd go on UA-cam when I was in my 20s, and made content. Find a niche to make videos about, talk about film and writing! If nothing else, it will give you something to do that you can apply your degree to, and it shows employers you're keeping yourself active. It may even lead to more; having a channel helped me land this job because I was basically able to say "here's my experience and style". But make sure you do it for yourself as well.
      Good luck. You got this.
      ❤🤘

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 3 місяці тому

      Hope things are a bit better. If u ever want to chat, I'm here

  • @SodaPoppet
    @SodaPoppet 6 місяців тому +3

    I self-diagnosed (and then got professionally diagnosed) with ADHD in highschool. I did the same with my eye disorders. It infuriates me to no end how some people genuinely want adverse conditions when I've gone through years of humiliation and being called an attention-seeking liar.
    I'm currently trying to get diagnosed with autism (two professionals have agreed, though neither specialized in ASD) and arthritis. Not to just collect diagnosis but because I can't afford care I need without more documentation. I can't even afford to go to the doctor right now.
    I cannot fathom how anyone could look at this and say "looks fun!"

  • @S.Sparrow
    @S.Sparrow 6 місяців тому +10

    With regard to the "finally, I can buy bread", after a bit over a year of homelessness, I felt fucking rich when I could actually buy a loaf of bread and some peanut butter. (I chose crunchy because I missed it so much. Deifnitely worth it lol).

  • @sdhariwillingham5448
    @sdhariwillingham5448 6 місяців тому +11

    I love whistle boy and this community so much. Moved away from family and friends. Hubby has heart failure. While he was in the hospital for 2 months I watched every episode!! Kinda miss the bad dum dum!! Thanks guys my friends in my head!!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      Hope your husband is doing better! Moving is always tough, crossed the globe a few times, so I feel you. Love from the Aussie corner of the Basement! 🤘❤

    • @sdhariwillingham5448
      @sdhariwillingham5448 6 місяців тому +3

      We're taking it day by day. You guys help keep me sane or at least what passes for sane. Thanks friend in my head❤

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому

      @@sdhariwillingham5448 Sanity's over-rated, trust me. 🤣 But I'm glad we're able to be a small ray of very odd light for you. ❤

  • @Shauma_llama
    @Shauma_llama 6 місяців тому +4

    I told a guy once that the best way to chat up a girl was to say "hi", and see if she makes eye contact. If she does, introduce yourself, and make conversation about anything relevant and dont try to be too clever and witty. They looked at me amazement, like "that's it?" 😂

  • @camelfilters3224
    @camelfilters3224 6 місяців тому +58

    Can we have a moment of silence for the SW sign, we have forgotten one of the longest known props still in the background.
    RIP SW sign.. your soft glow of support will be greatly missed.

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 місяців тому +4

      It just needs a new neon transformer, buuuuut, you know, certain someone's practicality and all... :P

    • @OlyChickenGuy
      @OlyChickenGuy 6 місяців тому +3

      I make certain to give it a glance of acknowledgement each episode. Can't say the same about E6 or Peter the Plant, though.
      ... E6 was the name of the portable heater, right?

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 місяців тому +9

      @@OlyChickenGuy ETA was the heater, or "Extra Toasty Alan" as I called him, Simon ruthlessly threw him out though, didn't even put him in the basement... :(

    • @OlyChickenGuy
      @OlyChickenGuy 6 місяців тому +5

      @@twocvbloke ETA, right! I know it when I see it, but never remember more than E-acronym.
      I remember the episode where Simon so very heartlessly dropped the bomb on us that ETA was gone, and wasn't coming back. ): Man, how could he do that to us? And he's never respected the grief we've been forced to go through by his hands. What a jerk.
      (My autocorrect insisted "jerk" should be "hero")

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke 6 місяців тому +9

      @@OlyChickenGuy ETA certainly brought a a warmth to the videos, he never lost his cool...

  • @Repeal_22nd_Amendment
    @Repeal_22nd_Amendment 6 місяців тому +6

    1:21 (...sigh...) It is REALLY irritating because I have to stop, replay until I read the whole bloody thing!

  • @jefffoy530
    @jefffoy530 6 місяців тому +7

    The “mind bullets” reference may be my favorite one your team has ever done. Well done guys.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +3

      I was very impressed Simon knew it!

    • @jpreyes2692
      @jpreyes2692 6 місяців тому +2

      Threw me completely that Simon even knows Tenacious D!

    • @monicajones7858
      @monicajones7858 6 місяців тому +2

      "That's telekinesis Kyle!" The best superpower

  • @andrewcaulfield4167
    @andrewcaulfield4167 6 місяців тому +12

    Simon: Unskippable ads are weird.
    Also simon immediately after: Launches into an ad.
    I fucking love irony. ^_^

  • @nopesiedaisy
    @nopesiedaisy 6 місяців тому +36

    Now you have to put a Subliminal Simon in each episode to amp up our desire to watch MORE Simon.

    • @JadeTemple-et7uw
      @JadeTemple-et7uw 6 місяців тому +2

      Honestly, you reckon we're not all already wanting more and chasing every 'hit' Simon offers? 😂

    • @nopesiedaisy
      @nopesiedaisy 6 місяців тому +1

      @@JadeTemple-et7uw Fair lol. The tangents give me a lot of dopamine XD

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      Don't. Tempt. Me.

  • @Apr0x1m0
    @Apr0x1m0 6 місяців тому +6

    "Kevin and I!" It was at this moment the basement turned into a dungeon...

  • @brandonparisien2381
    @brandonparisien2381 6 місяців тому +6

    I'll be honest, I bought a pair of Vessi in March and they've already worn through the heel. Other shoes take three times longer to show this much wear...I'm hoping they last till fall so I can swap back to winter boots (which will be into their third year) and buy new runners!

    • @JPF1077
      @JPF1077 6 місяців тому +1

      I've had mine for near two years and wear them daily, they are still in great condition. Do you drag your feet?

    • @brandonparisien2381
      @brandonparisien2381 6 місяців тому

      @JPF1077 I don't...like I posted, other shoes last longer than my current vessi pair. The tread is wearing out much faster... I'll probably start slipping more easily when it rains, lol

    • @brandonparisien2381
      @brandonparisien2381 6 місяців тому

      Says "every day move" in mine...what are yours? My dad had a pair that fell apart quickly a couple of years ago too (I didn't know the brand until after I bought mine)

  • @LivingWithTheCoopers
    @LivingWithTheCoopers 6 місяців тому +9

    I have just tried setting fire to my brain, no idea why.

  • @BetterThanBoredom8999
    @BetterThanBoredom8999 6 місяців тому +6

    With the bread thing, bread is slang for money. I suspect AI writing the list didn't understand that subtlety.

  • @Lngbrdninjamasta
    @Lngbrdninjamasta 6 місяців тому +27

    Ok idk who else also slowed the frame rate down as far as it would go to read all of laureli's messages and laughing hysterically at what sounds like an extremely drunk Simon lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LightBlueVans
      @LightBlueVans 6 місяців тому +2

      meeeee

    • @n0b0dy--
      @n0b0dy-- 6 місяців тому +2

      No but I SHOULD HAVE 😂😂😂😂

    • @Gotenhanku
      @Gotenhanku 6 місяців тому +5

      I didn't slow it down but i did pause and use the , key to go back frame by frame so I could then read every single one lol

    • @JeeVeeHaych
      @JeeVeeHaych 6 місяців тому +4

      Same, I initially even started watching this while eating, but stopped after realizing I'd definitely need my hands for this one 😅

    • @Ms.Laterholmes5253
      @Ms.Laterholmes5253 6 місяців тому +4

      Oh my God, I can’t believe you dropped in what we do in the shadows. One of my favorite shows. I love it.

  • @amrastheluckywoof5524
    @amrastheluckywoof5524 6 місяців тому +8

    The image of Marko Hietala at 27:46 made me laugh 😂

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +3

      I love that Marko meme. I giggle insanely every time I see it, and am glad I got a chance to use it.

  • @stmonkeydoom
    @stmonkeydoom 6 місяців тому +6

    Lorelei, I had thought to look up a metal version of WAP, but not "I'm on a boat"; thank you

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      It's so good, isn't it?! I was laughing so hard the first time I watched it.

  • @ChristinaPykles
    @ChristinaPykles 6 місяців тому +6

    Wait, fact boy is wearing fake glasses! 😮 nooooo! such a betrayal. 😢

  • @Sandra.Sandy.Robinson
    @Sandra.Sandy.Robinson 5 місяців тому +2

    Hilarious how Simon says that he complained about ads on his parents tv then goes directly into a commercial for Vessi lol

  • @anthonydefreitas6006
    @anthonydefreitas6006 6 місяців тому +12

    At the start I thought Simon was going to start an AMSR session!

    • @peterkirby1753
      @peterkirby1753 6 місяців тому +6

      Brain Blaze AMSR... whispers, "am I right Peter"

    • @forrestfoellinger4020
      @forrestfoellinger4020 5 місяців тому +1

      *whispering* I'm a strong, successful Peter. [Skeletor] WAT?!

  • @theBassAddicts
    @theBassAddicts 6 місяців тому +2

    Whistle boy highlights the fact he doesn't watch adverts, and then two frames later runs his advert for vessi.
    Who skipped his advert for poetic justice?😊

  • @torenscouller
    @torenscouller 6 місяців тому +2

    I decided to watch on .5 speed to catch the frames.... Simon instantly seems like the life of the party. Ten out of ten, highly recommend

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 6 місяців тому +24

    This is one of those videos you do just so your editor can have a good time.

    • @clintonpangburn3698
      @clintonpangburn3698 6 місяців тому +5

      The editors make brain blaze

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 6 місяців тому +2

      We love the editors, the meme masters and epic trollers that they are!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +6

      The editor now has affirmation videos in her UA-cam recommends. Not happy about it. I blame Kevin.

    • @DedMan516
      @DedMan516 6 місяців тому

      ​@@EveryFairyDiesdidn't think of watching signed out Lorelei? 😅

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      @@DedMan516 But then I can't yell at Kevin for screwing up my recommends!

  • @RealMoukeycat
    @RealMoukeycat 6 місяців тому +3

    Why would you need to watch subliminal videos to make you feel good about yourself. Just watch Simon Whistler videos and think things like "wow...it could be worse, I could have no hair!"

  • @Scot-p1v
    @Scot-p1v 6 місяців тому +1

    Anyone remember The Young Ones? One of their episodes had a picture of an old faucet inserted several times for >just< long enough that it registered. Just to mess with us, I guess. Damn: just remembered that I recorded them on Betamax 🤔

  • @Repeal_22nd_Amendment
    @Repeal_22nd_Amendment 6 місяців тому +5

    0:43 Not subliminal advert, it's "product placement" where brand is easy to see.

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion 6 місяців тому +7

    Don't worry, Lorelei. The Feds will never find you in the blazement.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +4

      Luckily, due to the trans-dimensional state of the blazement, they have no jurisdiction over me. The Inter-Dimensional Advertising Commission however...

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 6 місяців тому +1

      @@EveryFairyDieslol, love your humor.

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George 6 місяців тому +5

    Lorelei increasing watch time by making me stopping and rewatching at 0.25x to pause and read😂❤

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому

      Me? Conniving to increase watch time? Dunno what you're talking about, mate...

  • @dwightfry99
    @dwightfry99 6 місяців тому +1

    In my experience the affirmation videos are supposed to be listened to while you sleep. And that makes their intended use subliminal. But in reality, the few times that I have used them, I was stressed out and just needed to get out of my head. And I was very much conscious of them as I fell asleep or woke up in the middle of the night.
    And although, it was nice to hear affirmations, I think most of the power of the affirmation videos came from simply being boring. I was able to put my focus on someone speaking but it didn't excite my brain sparks.

    • @ClaireDCoaching
      @ClaireDCoaching 6 місяців тому

      They’re not supposed to ignite your brain sparks, they’re supposed to embed in your subconscious to rewire certain belief structures you may have. The conscious brain isn’t really supposed to be involved. You can do them while awake but they’re most effective when you’re in a relaxed state because your ego is less involved. Askfirmations are even more effective as it helps to leapfrog the ego/resistance when asked in the form of a question.

  • @Fetidaf
    @Fetidaf 6 місяців тому +28

    I don’t know why but I really want to sign up as a member.

    • @FrankDarrin
      @FrankDarrin 6 місяців тому +5

      I don't know why but I'm already a member 😅

    • @jadenriley
      @jadenriley 6 місяців тому +3

      Congratulations on becoming a member

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +2

      Huh, how odd. What a coincidence. Still, glad you've joined us!

  • @thisisbriannaandrea
    @thisisbriannaandrea 6 місяців тому +1

    Its annoying to be asked for your number when you have had no interaction or he's unable to read the signs that you're not interested.

  • @devonsmith5025
    @devonsmith5025 5 місяців тому +1

    Lorelei is a straight up champion for the editing. Much respect ❤

  • @metalcascade4634
    @metalcascade4634 6 місяців тому +2

    I didn't think I'd be having a mental image of Brain Blaze being hosted by a bald, bearded, Arianna Grande looking Simon Whistler when I clicked on this video. Life truly is like a box of chocolates.

  • @therealbenlove
    @therealbenlove 6 місяців тому +3

    Simon wants 40,000 not 20,000 hairs. This way he'll have super thick hair. Except the average amount is 100,000... 😂

  • @TheNoise94
    @TheNoise94 6 місяців тому +4

    'That's really white"... "shrugs in ginger genes which blind others when sun hits my skin"

  • @JDog88
    @JDog88 6 місяців тому +1

    I'm extra-loving Lorelei's metal references and inserts in this video 🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @ERMediaOfficial
    @ERMediaOfficial 6 місяців тому +2

    I got that reference.
    In all fairness, as a writer of superhero comics, I can tell you, you DO NOT want ANY superpowers whatsoever. Realistically speaking, every single SUPER power (not talking peak human physique here, I am talking SUPER human) sucks and you would regret having it.
    As for unlisted Porn, no need, See-Through Clothing videos are a thing.

  • @susanmolnar9606
    @susanmolnar9606 5 місяців тому +1

    Lorilei you are brilliant. Self promotion is great. This one made my day because of you!

  • @davidpeterson5647
    @davidpeterson5647 6 місяців тому +1

    Lorelei has made me wear out some of the pixels in the middle of my tablet because of all these “subliminal messagings.” I still think she’s brilliant and I love her for her humor.

  • @jeffdroog
    @jeffdroog 6 місяців тому

    24:50 Never felt more like Simon's younger brother,than hearing this reference,and cheering with joy.

  • @splaq
    @splaq 6 місяців тому +1

    It's funny how he demolished advertising as bs, then suddenly went into an advertisement. Classic Simon. 😂

  • @missglittertron
    @missglittertron 6 місяців тому +1

    My skin is already almost snow white. I'm of Irish & English descent, & I never go outside (there's people out there, ew.) I obviously live in my basement & watch all of Simon's videos. My cats live in the house. I'm only allowed to feed them.

  • @annieston
    @annieston 6 місяців тому +3

    what a strong powerful woman!!!

  • @ignaciolorca
    @ignaciolorca 6 місяців тому +24

    I got a subliminal message saying that Lorelei is a Nightwish fan.🤘😅

    • @adenkyramud5005
      @adenkyramud5005 6 місяців тому +2

      Aren't we all? 😂🤘🏻

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +5

      Me? Nightwish fan? Who got up at 4am the other day to catch a livestream from Nightwish vocalist Floor Jansen and got excited when she noticed and answered one of my questions? Don't know what you're talking about...

    • @ignaciolorca
      @ignaciolorca 6 місяців тому +3

      @@EveryFairyDies nice! Their new single is really good. Did you know that Marko and Tarja are touring together? I'm looking forward to that also

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ignaciolorca I need to listen to the new single more. And yeah, I saw Marko and Tarja are touring! I was hoping to get back to Europe in time to catch a show, but I dunno if it'll happen, sadly.

  • @PinkTuskedMammoth
    @PinkTuskedMammoth 6 місяців тому

    I remember getting to watch a version of The Exorcist (just a small portion) in a class in middle school because the original version had a clip of a Nosferatu-looking guy in it meant to scare you the same way they used to try and use subliminal messaging to make you hungry and want to go get a snack. (while the snack one might not work, getting a jump scare during a scary movie sure does)

  • @RifuriusLP
    @RifuriusLP 6 місяців тому +7

    You should really get that neon sign fixed simon, it's been years!

  • @Bajeffrey
    @Bajeffrey 6 місяців тому +5

    Who stopped, rewind, and went frame by frame to read what was there

    • @lucietigger1641
      @lucietigger1641 6 місяців тому

      Lol I missed all of that as I was doing my make up and hair through most of his video and just listening! 😂

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 6 місяців тому +8

    I'm expecting some long-overdue magic spoon slander.

    • @iankelley9704
      @iankelley9704 6 місяців тому +1

      What have I missed?!

    • @amberly0317
      @amberly0317 6 місяців тому

      Omg what’s up with magic spoon??

    • @DeathByBlonde1
      @DeathByBlonde1 6 місяців тому +1

      You dropped a comment like that and I’m over here going WTF happened??? Come back!!!! Fill us in!!!!!

  • @Dexy83
    @Dexy83 6 місяців тому +1

    Someone should tell Crystal Gayle that brown eyes can't turn blue. 😂

  • @thedrinkinggames9573
    @thedrinkinggames9573 5 місяців тому +1

    Loreli, you are my favorite editor, and they're all pretty awesome

  • @SkyeRequiem001
    @SkyeRequiem001 6 місяців тому +3

    Helpful tip, you can go back one frame at a time with , and advance one frame at a time with . when paused on a youtube video if you want to read the subliminal messages

    • @Onewheelordeal
      @Onewheelordeal 6 місяців тому

      I'm guessing that's on a PC

    • @SinfulTitan
      @SinfulTitan 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Onewheelordeal has to be, pause and tap still does 10sec at a time for me on my android

  • @bretmaples
    @bretmaples 6 місяців тому +2

    Simon's glasses have become as iconic as Bob Ross's affro

  • @Alan-pv2bi
    @Alan-pv2bi 6 місяців тому +2

    I'll become a paying member when my net worth exceeds Simons

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf 6 місяців тому +4

    11:01
    Simon accidentally making jerk-off motions while talking about self-confidence should probably be made into an edit somewhere.

  • @bekar_au
    @bekar_au 6 місяців тому +2

    Legendary work Lorelei!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому

      Thank you! Though I think this is my weakest video as I had to rush it.

  • @CDCI3
    @CDCI3 6 місяців тому +2

    28:11 lorelei, his cup was RIGHT THERE!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +1

      In my defence, this one was super rushed. Not my best work, I agree.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 6 місяців тому

    32:09 It’s a funny situation where outspoken people against it have the worst versions of it saved to their personal computer. Dozens of people who called even adult characters children have been charged and convicted of crimes against real children. It’s a wild rabbit hole. Back in my day we just took the piss on the people who liked it without much thought but now you got real creeps using it as a smokescreen

  • @DankFenrir
    @DankFenrir 6 місяців тому +1

    With mind bullets.... Simon, you just got even cooler 🤘🖤

  • @Istandby666
    @Istandby666 6 місяців тому +1

    I have thick hair that grows fast. I hate thick hair. I'm always having it it thinned out.
    You can't do anything with thick hair unless you use a whole can of hairspray....80's flash back ..lol

  • @thething2723
    @thething2723 6 місяців тому +1

    From an (unfortunately) ex-member of the ug subliminal community I can vouch for the fact that most of them are made by extremely young kids, even the really concerning ones. It's really sad, tbh.

  • @R0bobb1e
    @R0bobb1e 6 місяців тому +1

    Hehe! I was all in on the reference before he even finished it! I've sung that song SO many times it's borderline a mantra at this point.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому

      Simon knew something pop culture-y! I was shocked!

    • @monicajones7858
      @monicajones7858 6 місяців тому +2

      This CD was the theme of my college career. I know all the songs on it even the bonus track. I named my first car Jack after Jack Black.

    • @R0bobb1e
      @R0bobb1e 6 місяців тому

      @@monicajones7858 That's pretty awesome!

    • @monicajones7858
      @monicajones7858 6 місяців тому

      @@R0bobb1e thanks! My newest obsession is their rendition of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I'm sure my husband is annoyed by now but you can't argue with greatness.

    • @R0bobb1e
      @R0bobb1e 6 місяців тому

      @@monicajones7858 I've not heard that one yet, will have to check it out. If anyone gets annoyed by TD, then they need to rethink their lives! lol

  • @izaurasali
    @izaurasali 6 місяців тому

    ”I can’t believe people watch ads!” Then reads ad. 😂

  • @ochigdor
    @ochigdor 5 місяців тому +1

    BAH!! I normally listen to Brain Blaze while doing chores i dont have to look at the screen. BUT NOT TODAY!!! Having to find each message.

  • @philippal8666
    @philippal8666 5 місяців тому +1

    I thought the cup was so Simon wasn’t admitting to drinking beer at 8 am. And his kids cup too.

  • @adamdaley8090
    @adamdaley8090 6 місяців тому +1

    Ahhh I got that reference and you're a touch cooler now Simon. Plus your editors are top notch 👌.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +1

      Why thank you! I personally think this is my weakest edit, but I'll take the praise regardless! 🤘

    • @adamdaley8090
      @adamdaley8090 6 місяців тому +1

      @@EveryFairyDies I really appreciate the humor and pop culture reference that I rarely miss. You bring real smiles to the faces of real people. Cheers.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 6 місяців тому +1

      @@adamdaley8090 Aw, thanks Adam!

  • @pioneercynthia1
    @pioneercynthia1 6 місяців тому +3

    Lorelei is the best. No subliminal messaging required.

  • @savorvrymoment
    @savorvrymoment 6 місяців тому

    The Astarion meme, followed by "If you were already thirsty..." 🤣

  • @jasonjuneau
    @jasonjuneau 6 місяців тому

    No lie, when you said "impossible beautiful subliminals" I got an ad for kitten adoption" which I skipped, your real subliminal message scared the shit out of me!

  • @gordonbrinkmann
    @gordonbrinkmann 6 місяців тому +1

    "dudes are kinda f**ked up" - Simon and me, same page.

  • @Revan2908
    @Revan2908 5 місяців тому

    Lorelei had me cracking up with those "subliminal messages." 😂

  • @justindavis1546
    @justindavis1546 6 місяців тому +1

    Nope, haven't bought a Brain Blaze membership yet. The irony of talking about skipping the adverts just before having one for shoes.

  • @JenkinsUSA
    @JenkinsUSA 6 місяців тому +1

    31:12 - The background music is upbeat for such a dark subject.

  • @callistamccracken3744
    @callistamccracken3744 6 місяців тому

    Love when I get a new dose of Simon.