1:00 Buy a Brain Blaze membership 1:19 Too Late Buy a Brain Blaze membership 1:53 You heard him Did you by a Brain Blaze membership yet? 2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted for encouraging people to buy a Brain Blaze membership 2:16 Yay! No prison for me this time! Now go buy a Brain Blaze Membership! Ok I give up there are way more of these in here than I expected.
Just spent 20 mins rewinding and pausing to read these messages.... got just about as far as you before me too getting frustrated. How can we demand the full list from Simon?
I'm a philosophy and politics student, and last month I handed in an essay about transracialism...but Simon saying "It is a bit weird, isn't it- let's not be doing that" made the point a lot better than I did in 2000 words.
Hope this isn't weird, but would you mind sharing the essay? I'm a political science undergrad who's been involved in a lot of activism work, and transracialism would be a fascinating and important topic to discuss!
@@4362montI find a beard usually adds gravy XD But yeah it’s called RCTA for “Race Change To Another” and it is a part of K-pop’s darker side. Actual Korean people have made videos about why it’s so upsetting and not flattering like some fans think. Separate (but adjacent) from that, colorism can be found in various communities around the world. Skin bleaching is prevalent in a lot places, too numerous to list out. I saw a documentary about a South African beauty influencer and it gets intense. It even happens in America, there are low potency creams for sale to this day.
I'd absolutely become a member if Simon hired a 6'9" (206 cm) blonde haired blue eyed black guy who speaks fluent Korean to impersonate him in all his videos for a week, just to hit the punchline of this episode.
As expected, that section on underground subliminals ruined Simon's day. And hey, if you're a sicko who wants to see all the stuff he couldn't read, I do offer access to all my uncensored and unedited scripts! (As well as a private discord and other benefits)
Full List of subliminal messages 1:01 - Buy A Brain Blaze Membership 1:19 - Too Late. Buy A Brain Blaze Membership 1:53 - You Heard Him. Did You Buy A Brain Blaze Membership Yet? 2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted For Encouraging People To Buy A Brain Blaze Membership 2:16 - Yay! No Prison For Me This Time! Now Go Buy A Brain Blaze Membership 4:48 - I'm Not Taking Them Out, That's Extra Work. You Bought That Brain Blaze Membership Yet? 5:09 - But This One Is. It's Very Schneaky. Membership! Go! Now! 19:06 - Become A Member 35:26 - Become A Member Today 35:28 - Do It 35:28 - Go Become A Member Now 35:41 - Get A Brain Blaze Membership Now
The irony of skipping over brain bois vessi advert after he literally was perplexed about not being able to skip the adverts on regular TV.. the power I feel is godly
I watched a subliminal video that gave me the power to fly! Now I need to watch some affirmation ones, because I need money to pay for my medical bills and replaster the ceiling.
Could you imagine? It would literally be everywhere from the second you woke up until the second you went to bed. Hell, your alarm clock would probably give you subliminal messages while you slept
Fun fact: The birdcall in the background of Simon's affirmation just after 12 minutes in is a Killdeer, a style a shorebird very similar to Sandpipers. I call them "pew-pew birds".
Yeah, I did NOT know what I was getting into. This topic was suggested to me and they mentioned how there were subliminals to make your eyes blue or to look Korean. I didn't know how fucked up it was gonna get
I saw a subliminal message at a movie one time. I zoned out and wasn’t paying attention, just let my eyes glaze. Then a flash of an image of a red cup of soda dripping with condensation showed for a split second. It woke me up and I glanced around but nobody else reacted. So I think it might still be in use to get people to go to concession stands during slow parts of flash-in-the-pan movies.
Hey Simon, not a horribly longtime viewer, but a viewer nonetheless. I recently graduated from college a month and a half back and I haven’t been doing too well upstairs. All the people I thought were my friends seem to have cut all ties and moved on with whatever (the second time this has happened in my lifetime; I’m a veteran and already went through this once when I got out.) I’ve been struggling to find a job, as I’ve applied to about a hundred different employers since graduation and the most I’ve gotten was a single phone call that seemed promising but I got ghosted. I had the brilliant idea of getting BFA in Film for writing and directing, I guess that isn’t very enticing to employers. Anyways, I’ve been feeling particularly not great today and I have to admit I fell off your stuff for a bit, but I tuned into this video and you managed to make me smile and laugh for the first time in a few days. Really can’t thank you enough, everything kinda sucks right now, but I at least got your videos to make it a little bit better.
As a creative with a degree in Crap All (Creative Arts, writing and music) I feel your pain. It's hard to get work at the moment, and creative spaces especially. I'm glad we're able to help you find a bit of light in the darkness. Please don't give up hope. I never imagined I'd have this job, editing for one of my favorite UA-camrs, but I finally made it at 40. I've found that it's common to go through friend groups in life. I've got lots of people I was friends with at various workplaces and hobby groups that I completely lost touch with after leaving there. It's quite common. Some people will stick around, some people will vanish into the ether. Don't lost your love for film! The best thing about the 21st century, is that UA-cam exists and you can make content! I wish I'd go on UA-cam when I was in my 20s, and made content. Find a niche to make videos about, talk about film and writing! If nothing else, it will give you something to do that you can apply your degree to, and it shows employers you're keeping yourself active. It may even lead to more; having a channel helped me land this job because I was basically able to say "here's my experience and style". But make sure you do it for yourself as well. Good luck. You got this. ❤🤘
I self-diagnosed (and then got professionally diagnosed) with ADHD in highschool. I did the same with my eye disorders. It infuriates me to no end how some people genuinely want adverse conditions when I've gone through years of humiliation and being called an attention-seeking liar. I'm currently trying to get diagnosed with autism (two professionals have agreed, though neither specialized in ASD) and arthritis. Not to just collect diagnosis but because I can't afford care I need without more documentation. I can't even afford to go to the doctor right now. I cannot fathom how anyone could look at this and say "looks fun!"
With regard to the "finally, I can buy bread", after a bit over a year of homelessness, I felt fucking rich when I could actually buy a loaf of bread and some peanut butter. (I chose crunchy because I missed it so much. Deifnitely worth it lol).
I love whistle boy and this community so much. Moved away from family and friends. Hubby has heart failure. While he was in the hospital for 2 months I watched every episode!! Kinda miss the bad dum dum!! Thanks guys my friends in my head!!
Hope your husband is doing better! Moving is always tough, crossed the globe a few times, so I feel you. Love from the Aussie corner of the Basement! 🤘❤
I told a guy once that the best way to chat up a girl was to say "hi", and see if she makes eye contact. If she does, introduce yourself, and make conversation about anything relevant and dont try to be too clever and witty. They looked at me amazement, like "that's it?" 😂
Can we have a moment of silence for the SW sign, we have forgotten one of the longest known props still in the background. RIP SW sign.. your soft glow of support will be greatly missed.
I make certain to give it a glance of acknowledgement each episode. Can't say the same about E6 or Peter the Plant, though. ... E6 was the name of the portable heater, right?
@@OlyChickenGuy ETA was the heater, or "Extra Toasty Alan" as I called him, Simon ruthlessly threw him out though, didn't even put him in the basement... :(
@@twocvbloke ETA, right! I know it when I see it, but never remember more than E-acronym. I remember the episode where Simon so very heartlessly dropped the bomb on us that ETA was gone, and wasn't coming back. ): Man, how could he do that to us? And he's never respected the grief we've been forced to go through by his hands. What a jerk. (My autocorrect insisted "jerk" should be "hero")
I'll be honest, I bought a pair of Vessi in March and they've already worn through the heel. Other shoes take three times longer to show this much wear...I'm hoping they last till fall so I can swap back to winter boots (which will be into their third year) and buy new runners!
@JPF1077 I don't...like I posted, other shoes last longer than my current vessi pair. The tread is wearing out much faster... I'll probably start slipping more easily when it rains, lol
Says "every day move" in mine...what are yours? My dad had a pair that fell apart quickly a couple of years ago too (I didn't know the brand until after I bought mine)
Ok idk who else also slowed the frame rate down as far as it would go to read all of laureli's messages and laughing hysterically at what sounds like an extremely drunk Simon lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whistle boy highlights the fact he doesn't watch adverts, and then two frames later runs his advert for vessi. Who skipped his advert for poetic justice?😊
Why would you need to watch subliminal videos to make you feel good about yourself. Just watch Simon Whistler videos and think things like "wow...it could be worse, I could have no hair!"
Anyone remember The Young Ones? One of their episodes had a picture of an old faucet inserted several times for >just< long enough that it registered. Just to mess with us, I guess. Damn: just remembered that I recorded them on Betamax 🤔
Luckily, due to the trans-dimensional state of the blazement, they have no jurisdiction over me. The Inter-Dimensional Advertising Commission however...
In my experience the affirmation videos are supposed to be listened to while you sleep. And that makes their intended use subliminal. But in reality, the few times that I have used them, I was stressed out and just needed to get out of my head. And I was very much conscious of them as I fell asleep or woke up in the middle of the night. And although, it was nice to hear affirmations, I think most of the power of the affirmation videos came from simply being boring. I was able to put my focus on someone speaking but it didn't excite my brain sparks.
They’re not supposed to ignite your brain sparks, they’re supposed to embed in your subconscious to rewire certain belief structures you may have. The conscious brain isn’t really supposed to be involved. You can do them while awake but they’re most effective when you’re in a relaxed state because your ego is less involved. Askfirmations are even more effective as it helps to leapfrog the ego/resistance when asked in the form of a question.
I didn't think I'd be having a mental image of Brain Blaze being hosted by a bald, bearded, Arianna Grande looking Simon Whistler when I clicked on this video. Life truly is like a box of chocolates.
I got that reference. In all fairness, as a writer of superhero comics, I can tell you, you DO NOT want ANY superpowers whatsoever. Realistically speaking, every single SUPER power (not talking peak human physique here, I am talking SUPER human) sucks and you would regret having it. As for unlisted Porn, no need, See-Through Clothing videos are a thing.
Lorelei has made me wear out some of the pixels in the middle of my tablet because of all these “subliminal messagings.” I still think she’s brilliant and I love her for her humor.
My skin is already almost snow white. I'm of Irish & English descent, & I never go outside (there's people out there, ew.) I obviously live in my basement & watch all of Simon's videos. My cats live in the house. I'm only allowed to feed them.
Me? Nightwish fan? Who got up at 4am the other day to catch a livestream from Nightwish vocalist Floor Jansen and got excited when she noticed and answered one of my questions? Don't know what you're talking about...
@@ignaciolorca I need to listen to the new single more. And yeah, I saw Marko and Tarja are touring! I was hoping to get back to Europe in time to catch a show, but I dunno if it'll happen, sadly.
I remember getting to watch a version of The Exorcist (just a small portion) in a class in middle school because the original version had a clip of a Nosferatu-looking guy in it meant to scare you the same way they used to try and use subliminal messaging to make you hungry and want to go get a snack. (while the snack one might not work, getting a jump scare during a scary movie sure does)
Helpful tip, you can go back one frame at a time with , and advance one frame at a time with . when paused on a youtube video if you want to read the subliminal messages
32:09 It’s a funny situation where outspoken people against it have the worst versions of it saved to their personal computer. Dozens of people who called even adult characters children have been charged and convicted of crimes against real children. It’s a wild rabbit hole. Back in my day we just took the piss on the people who liked it without much thought but now you got real creeps using it as a smokescreen
I have thick hair that grows fast. I hate thick hair. I'm always having it it thinned out. You can't do anything with thick hair unless you use a whole can of hairspray....80's flash back ..lol
From an (unfortunately) ex-member of the ug subliminal community I can vouch for the fact that most of them are made by extremely young kids, even the really concerning ones. It's really sad, tbh.
@@R0bobb1e thanks! My newest obsession is their rendition of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I'm sure my husband is annoyed by now but you can't argue with greatness.
@@EveryFairyDies I really appreciate the humor and pop culture reference that I rarely miss. You bring real smiles to the faces of real people. Cheers.
No lie, when you said "impossible beautiful subliminals" I got an ad for kitten adoption" which I skipped, your real subliminal message scared the shit out of me!
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"Getting hassled all the time by guys that just want to have sex with you" oh, like going to a bar 😅
1:00 Buy a Brain Blaze membership
1:19 Too Late Buy a Brain Blaze membership
1:53 You heard him Did you by a Brain Blaze membership yet?
2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted for encouraging people to buy a Brain Blaze membership
2:16 Yay! No prison for me this time! Now go buy a Brain Blaze Membership!
Ok I give up there are way more of these in here than I expected.
THANK YOU
Just spent 20 mins rewinding and pausing to read these messages.... got just about as far as you before me too getting frustrated. How can we demand the full list from Simon?
Not all heroes wear capes and thank you!
Also next one was
4:48 "I'm not taking them out, that's extra work.
You bought that brain blaze membership yet?"
@mayankjanm3jay fun tip - On PC, you can advance or rewind by individual frames using the period and comma keys. Dosen't help for mobile though.
I'm a philosophy and politics student, and last month I handed in an essay about transracialism...but Simon saying "It is a bit weird, isn't it- let's not be doing that" made the point a lot better than I did in 2000 words.
Hope this isn't weird, but would you mind sharing the essay? I'm a political science undergrad who's been involved in a lot of activism work, and transracialism would be a fascinating and important topic to discuss!
Don't feel bad; it's the accent.
That, and the beard adds _gravitas_ .
@@4362montI find a beard usually adds gravy XD
But yeah it’s called RCTA for “Race Change To Another” and it is a part of K-pop’s darker side. Actual Korean people have made videos about why it’s so upsetting and not flattering like some fans think.
Separate (but adjacent) from that, colorism can be found in various communities around the world. Skin bleaching is prevalent in a lot places, too numerous to list out. I saw a documentary about a South African beauty influencer and it gets intense. It even happens in America, there are low potency creams for sale to this day.
@@alphavasson5387dude, do your own homework
@@morganwilliams2863 I'm not trying to copy the essay, just thought it'd be an interesting read and it wouldn't hurt to ask, like dude chill
I'd absolutely become a member if Simon hired a 6'9" (206 cm) blonde haired blue eyed black guy who speaks fluent Korean to impersonate him in all his videos for a week, just to hit the punchline of this episode.
Yes, "fake it till you make it." That's exactly what my cousin Hal said when he decided to be an airplane pilot.
RIP Hal.
Editor putting the ad read right after you were "mad" about having to watch adverts on TV is both top notch editing and trolling.
Agree. Lol
Sadly, I can't claim credit for that. Someone else does the ad integration. But I agree, hilarious.
@@EveryFairyDiesa wild Editor? Subbed
I woke up in a puddle of my own mess, surrounded by Brain Blaze memberships
Can’t wait for Simon saying “I am a strong and powerful woman” to be in those out of a Simon out of context video😂
HAH! Can’t trick me! Subliminal messaging can’t work if you have no disposable income 💅
I used to have a good disposable income. So, once they found out, the the tories disposed of it.
@@bettyswallocks6411money is evil good thing thay saved you😂
Simon: goes home and is forced to watch an AD on TV, BB: immediately cuts to Vessi AD read lol
That you can skip! But don't end up doing because you're mainly here for the chaotic energy anyway 😅
As expected, that section on underground subliminals ruined Simon's day. And hey, if you're a sicko who wants to see all the stuff he couldn't read, I do offer access to all my uncensored and unedited scripts! (As well as a private discord and other benefits)
Also, I am kind of shocked at how much of it he actually did read. I figured both of the sections he stopped reading would've cut off sooner.
Slightly off topic but, could you clarify the difference between "tunnel vision" and "railroading" to Simon? He's been confused a few years now.
3:05 - Mid roll ads
4:30 - Back to the video
7:20 - Chapter 1 - Self help affirmation
12:00 - Chapter 2 - Attraction affirmations
21:45 - Chapter 3 - Impossible beauty subliminals
28:25 - Chapter 4 - Underground subliminals
33:15 - Chapter 5 - What if this really worked ?
Full List of subliminal messages
1:01 - Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
1:19 - Too Late. Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
1:53 - You Heard Him. Did You Buy A Brain Blaze Membership Yet?
2:07 Next CC: Lorelei Prosecuted For Encouraging People To Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
2:16 - Yay! No Prison For Me This Time! Now Go Buy A Brain Blaze Membership
4:48 - I'm Not Taking Them Out, That's Extra Work. You Bought That Brain Blaze Membership Yet?
5:09 - But This One Is. It's Very Schneaky. Membership! Go! Now!
19:06 - Become A Member
35:26 - Become A Member Today
35:28 - Do It
35:28 - Go Become A Member Now
35:41 - Get A Brain Blaze Membership Now
That's 1 hell of a long intro you made without Simon realizing! 10/10
The irony of skipping over brain bois vessi advert after he literally was perplexed about not being able to skip the adverts on regular TV.. the power I feel is godly
I watched a subliminal video that gave me the power to fly! Now I need to watch some affirmation ones, because I need money to pay for my medical bills and replaster the ceiling.
😂😂😂😂
I’m not sure who is more entertaining; Simon, Kevin or Lorelei
The combination is greater than the individuals. Having said that Lorelei is winning in my books.
@@StefanMedicispot on, i just came to say it’s synergy
@@StefanMedici Awwwwwwww 🥰🤘
@@ohffsnoway Sim-ergy, even....
As wise man once said, "If subliminal messaging worked, it would be legal in the US."
Only for the government.
@@desperadox7565 The .gov uses Fnords
Could you imagine? It would literally be everywhere from the second you woke up until the second you went to bed. Hell, your alarm clock would probably give you subliminal messages while you slept
@@ChaseSchleich It doesn’t?..😮😮😮
@@desperadox7565that is exactly what I was going to say.
Fun fact: The birdcall in the background of Simon's affirmation just after 12 minutes in is a Killdeer, a style a shorebird very similar to Sandpipers. I call them "pew-pew birds".
I do my mirror affirmations a different way, I sit and stare at myself and hold back the urge to punch the mirror as hard as possible.
Do I detect a veteran? Haha I dig dark humor.
@@adamdaley8090 just a mechanic lol
Lmao same
It lasts about 1 sec for me, then I flip myself off and walk away. 😁
Simon: You don't look like your K-pop Idol
Lorelei: puts up footage of Japanese metal band
Headbangers: shaking heads
Heh heh.
I was just coming back to make sure that was BabyMetal since I watched on my phone the first time. Guess I was right.
I now have an uncanny desire to purchase a Brain Blaze membership...."become a member" I feel so filthy now.
You will become 33% more likely to shit the bed if you do
@@beckobean can confirm. My water bills gone up but it’s worth it.
I was just amazed, from the free ones on UA-cam, Simon had another level of casual to reach beyond Brain Blaze videos.
I got gifted one during a gen stream, the member only ones are interesting 🤔
One of us! One of us!
"Don't remember the last time I watched ads." Breaks into a ad read. 😂
Putting in the advert after Simon's rant about adverts.
Chef's kiss.
🤣
Woah, sorry for Kevin and the research he had to do.... that shizzle is messed up...
Yeah, I did NOT know what I was getting into. This topic was suggested to me and they mentioned how there were subliminals to make your eyes blue or to look Korean. I didn't know how fucked up it was gonna get
I don’t think I’ve ever mashed Pause/Play so many times while watching a video.
Apologies to your pause/play button.
< is your friend. At least until you break it, then it's spiteful and will hunt you down.
you can use "," and "." to go by frames'
I saw a subliminal message at a movie one time. I zoned out and wasn’t paying attention, just let my eyes glaze. Then a flash of an image of a red cup of soda dripping with condensation showed for a split second. It woke me up and I glanced around but nobody else reacted. So I think it might still be in use to get people to go to concession stands during slow parts of flash-in-the-pan movies.
Hey Simon, not a horribly longtime viewer, but a viewer nonetheless.
I recently graduated from college a month and a half back and I haven’t been doing too well upstairs. All the people I thought were my friends seem to have cut all ties and moved on with whatever (the second time this has happened in my lifetime; I’m a veteran and already went through this once when I got out.) I’ve been struggling to find a job, as I’ve applied to about a hundred different employers since graduation and the most I’ve gotten was a single phone call that seemed promising but I got ghosted. I had the brilliant idea of getting BFA in Film for writing and directing, I guess that isn’t very enticing to employers.
Anyways, I’ve been feeling particularly not great today and I have to admit I fell off your stuff for a bit, but I tuned into this video and you managed to make me smile and laugh for the first time in a few days.
Really can’t thank you enough, everything kinda sucks right now, but I at least got your videos to make it a little bit better.
As a creative with a degree in Crap All (Creative Arts, writing and music) I feel your pain. It's hard to get work at the moment, and creative spaces especially. I'm glad we're able to help you find a bit of light in the darkness. Please don't give up hope. I never imagined I'd have this job, editing for one of my favorite UA-camrs, but I finally made it at 40.
I've found that it's common to go through friend groups in life. I've got lots of people I was friends with at various workplaces and hobby groups that I completely lost touch with after leaving there. It's quite common. Some people will stick around, some people will vanish into the ether.
Don't lost your love for film! The best thing about the 21st century, is that UA-cam exists and you can make content! I wish I'd go on UA-cam when I was in my 20s, and made content. Find a niche to make videos about, talk about film and writing! If nothing else, it will give you something to do that you can apply your degree to, and it shows employers you're keeping yourself active. It may even lead to more; having a channel helped me land this job because I was basically able to say "here's my experience and style". But make sure you do it for yourself as well.
Good luck. You got this.
❤🤘
Hope things are a bit better. If u ever want to chat, I'm here
I self-diagnosed (and then got professionally diagnosed) with ADHD in highschool. I did the same with my eye disorders. It infuriates me to no end how some people genuinely want adverse conditions when I've gone through years of humiliation and being called an attention-seeking liar.
I'm currently trying to get diagnosed with autism (two professionals have agreed, though neither specialized in ASD) and arthritis. Not to just collect diagnosis but because I can't afford care I need without more documentation. I can't even afford to go to the doctor right now.
I cannot fathom how anyone could look at this and say "looks fun!"
With regard to the "finally, I can buy bread", after a bit over a year of homelessness, I felt fucking rich when I could actually buy a loaf of bread and some peanut butter. (I chose crunchy because I missed it so much. Deifnitely worth it lol).
I love whistle boy and this community so much. Moved away from family and friends. Hubby has heart failure. While he was in the hospital for 2 months I watched every episode!! Kinda miss the bad dum dum!! Thanks guys my friends in my head!!
Hope your husband is doing better! Moving is always tough, crossed the globe a few times, so I feel you. Love from the Aussie corner of the Basement! 🤘❤
We're taking it day by day. You guys help keep me sane or at least what passes for sane. Thanks friend in my head❤
@@sdhariwillingham5448 Sanity's over-rated, trust me. 🤣 But I'm glad we're able to be a small ray of very odd light for you. ❤
I told a guy once that the best way to chat up a girl was to say "hi", and see if she makes eye contact. If she does, introduce yourself, and make conversation about anything relevant and dont try to be too clever and witty. They looked at me amazement, like "that's it?" 😂
Can we have a moment of silence for the SW sign, we have forgotten one of the longest known props still in the background.
RIP SW sign.. your soft glow of support will be greatly missed.
It just needs a new neon transformer, buuuuut, you know, certain someone's practicality and all... :P
I make certain to give it a glance of acknowledgement each episode. Can't say the same about E6 or Peter the Plant, though.
... E6 was the name of the portable heater, right?
@@OlyChickenGuy ETA was the heater, or "Extra Toasty Alan" as I called him, Simon ruthlessly threw him out though, didn't even put him in the basement... :(
@@twocvbloke ETA, right! I know it when I see it, but never remember more than E-acronym.
I remember the episode where Simon so very heartlessly dropped the bomb on us that ETA was gone, and wasn't coming back. ): Man, how could he do that to us? And he's never respected the grief we've been forced to go through by his hands. What a jerk.
(My autocorrect insisted "jerk" should be "hero")
@@OlyChickenGuy ETA certainly brought a a warmth to the videos, he never lost his cool...
1:21 (...sigh...) It is REALLY irritating because I have to stop, replay until I read the whole bloody thing!
The “mind bullets” reference may be my favorite one your team has ever done. Well done guys.
I was very impressed Simon knew it!
Threw me completely that Simon even knows Tenacious D!
"That's telekinesis Kyle!" The best superpower
Simon: Unskippable ads are weird.
Also simon immediately after: Launches into an ad.
I fucking love irony. ^_^
eh, it's skippable
Now you have to put a Subliminal Simon in each episode to amp up our desire to watch MORE Simon.
Honestly, you reckon we're not all already wanting more and chasing every 'hit' Simon offers? 😂
@@JadeTemple-et7uw Fair lol. The tangents give me a lot of dopamine XD
Don't. Tempt. Me.
"Kevin and I!" It was at this moment the basement turned into a dungeon...
I'll be honest, I bought a pair of Vessi in March and they've already worn through the heel. Other shoes take three times longer to show this much wear...I'm hoping they last till fall so I can swap back to winter boots (which will be into their third year) and buy new runners!
I've had mine for near two years and wear them daily, they are still in great condition. Do you drag your feet?
@JPF1077 I don't...like I posted, other shoes last longer than my current vessi pair. The tread is wearing out much faster... I'll probably start slipping more easily when it rains, lol
Says "every day move" in mine...what are yours? My dad had a pair that fell apart quickly a couple of years ago too (I didn't know the brand until after I bought mine)
I have just tried setting fire to my brain, no idea why.
Did it work?
With the bread thing, bread is slang for money. I suspect AI writing the list didn't understand that subtlety.
Ok idk who else also slowed the frame rate down as far as it would go to read all of laureli's messages and laughing hysterically at what sounds like an extremely drunk Simon lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
meeeee
No but I SHOULD HAVE 😂😂😂😂
I didn't slow it down but i did pause and use the , key to go back frame by frame so I could then read every single one lol
Same, I initially even started watching this while eating, but stopped after realizing I'd definitely need my hands for this one 😅
Oh my God, I can’t believe you dropped in what we do in the shadows. One of my favorite shows. I love it.
The image of Marko Hietala at 27:46 made me laugh 😂
I love that Marko meme. I giggle insanely every time I see it, and am glad I got a chance to use it.
Lorelei, I had thought to look up a metal version of WAP, but not "I'm on a boat"; thank you
It's so good, isn't it?! I was laughing so hard the first time I watched it.
Wait, fact boy is wearing fake glasses! 😮 nooooo! such a betrayal. 😢
They only became fake a couple months ago
But my life now feels like a lie… at least the last few months…😂
😂
Hilarious how Simon says that he complained about ads on his parents tv then goes directly into a commercial for Vessi lol
At the start I thought Simon was going to start an AMSR session!
Brain Blaze AMSR... whispers, "am I right Peter"
*whispering* I'm a strong, successful Peter. [Skeletor] WAT?!
Whistle boy highlights the fact he doesn't watch adverts, and then two frames later runs his advert for vessi.
Who skipped his advert for poetic justice?😊
I decided to watch on .5 speed to catch the frames.... Simon instantly seems like the life of the party. Ten out of ten, highly recommend
This is one of those videos you do just so your editor can have a good time.
The editors make brain blaze
We love the editors, the meme masters and epic trollers that they are!
The editor now has affirmation videos in her UA-cam recommends. Not happy about it. I blame Kevin.
@@EveryFairyDiesdidn't think of watching signed out Lorelei? 😅
@@DedMan516 But then I can't yell at Kevin for screwing up my recommends!
Why would you need to watch subliminal videos to make you feel good about yourself. Just watch Simon Whistler videos and think things like "wow...it could be worse, I could have no hair!"
Anyone remember The Young Ones? One of their episodes had a picture of an old faucet inserted several times for >just< long enough that it registered. Just to mess with us, I guess. Damn: just remembered that I recorded them on Betamax 🤔
0:43 Not subliminal advert, it's "product placement" where brand is easy to see.
But you'd have to know the brand.
Don't worry, Lorelei. The Feds will never find you in the blazement.
Luckily, due to the trans-dimensional state of the blazement, they have no jurisdiction over me. The Inter-Dimensional Advertising Commission however...
@@EveryFairyDieslol, love your humor.
Lorelei increasing watch time by making me stopping and rewatching at 0.25x to pause and read😂❤
Me? Conniving to increase watch time? Dunno what you're talking about, mate...
In my experience the affirmation videos are supposed to be listened to while you sleep. And that makes their intended use subliminal. But in reality, the few times that I have used them, I was stressed out and just needed to get out of my head. And I was very much conscious of them as I fell asleep or woke up in the middle of the night.
And although, it was nice to hear affirmations, I think most of the power of the affirmation videos came from simply being boring. I was able to put my focus on someone speaking but it didn't excite my brain sparks.
They’re not supposed to ignite your brain sparks, they’re supposed to embed in your subconscious to rewire certain belief structures you may have. The conscious brain isn’t really supposed to be involved. You can do them while awake but they’re most effective when you’re in a relaxed state because your ego is less involved. Askfirmations are even more effective as it helps to leapfrog the ego/resistance when asked in the form of a question.
I don’t know why but I really want to sign up as a member.
I don't know why but I'm already a member 😅
Congratulations on becoming a member
Huh, how odd. What a coincidence. Still, glad you've joined us!
Its annoying to be asked for your number when you have had no interaction or he's unable to read the signs that you're not interested.
Lorelei is a straight up champion for the editing. Much respect ❤
I didn't think I'd be having a mental image of Brain Blaze being hosted by a bald, bearded, Arianna Grande looking Simon Whistler when I clicked on this video. Life truly is like a box of chocolates.
Simon wants 40,000 not 20,000 hairs. This way he'll have super thick hair. Except the average amount is 100,000... 😂
'That's really white"... "shrugs in ginger genes which blind others when sun hits my skin"
I'm extra-loving Lorelei's metal references and inserts in this video 🤘🏻🤘🏻
I got that reference.
In all fairness, as a writer of superhero comics, I can tell you, you DO NOT want ANY superpowers whatsoever. Realistically speaking, every single SUPER power (not talking peak human physique here, I am talking SUPER human) sucks and you would regret having it.
As for unlisted Porn, no need, See-Through Clothing videos are a thing.
Lorilei you are brilliant. Self promotion is great. This one made my day because of you!
Lorelei has made me wear out some of the pixels in the middle of my tablet because of all these “subliminal messagings.” I still think she’s brilliant and I love her for her humor.
24:50 Never felt more like Simon's younger brother,than hearing this reference,and cheering with joy.
It's funny how he demolished advertising as bs, then suddenly went into an advertisement. Classic Simon. 😂
My skin is already almost snow white. I'm of Irish & English descent, & I never go outside (there's people out there, ew.) I obviously live in my basement & watch all of Simon's videos. My cats live in the house. I'm only allowed to feed them.
what a strong powerful woman!!!
I got a subliminal message saying that Lorelei is a Nightwish fan.🤘😅
Aren't we all? 😂🤘🏻
Me? Nightwish fan? Who got up at 4am the other day to catch a livestream from Nightwish vocalist Floor Jansen and got excited when she noticed and answered one of my questions? Don't know what you're talking about...
@@EveryFairyDies nice! Their new single is really good. Did you know that Marko and Tarja are touring together? I'm looking forward to that also
@@ignaciolorca I need to listen to the new single more. And yeah, I saw Marko and Tarja are touring! I was hoping to get back to Europe in time to catch a show, but I dunno if it'll happen, sadly.
I remember getting to watch a version of The Exorcist (just a small portion) in a class in middle school because the original version had a clip of a Nosferatu-looking guy in it meant to scare you the same way they used to try and use subliminal messaging to make you hungry and want to go get a snack. (while the snack one might not work, getting a jump scare during a scary movie sure does)
You should really get that neon sign fixed simon, it's been years!
Who stopped, rewind, and went frame by frame to read what was there
Lol I missed all of that as I was doing my make up and hair through most of his video and just listening! 😂
I'm expecting some long-overdue magic spoon slander.
What have I missed?!
Omg what’s up with magic spoon??
You dropped a comment like that and I’m over here going WTF happened??? Come back!!!! Fill us in!!!!!
Someone should tell Crystal Gayle that brown eyes can't turn blue. 😂
Loreli, you are my favorite editor, and they're all pretty awesome
Helpful tip, you can go back one frame at a time with , and advance one frame at a time with . when paused on a youtube video if you want to read the subliminal messages
I'm guessing that's on a PC
@@Onewheelordeal has to be, pause and tap still does 10sec at a time for me on my android
Simon's glasses have become as iconic as Bob Ross's affro
I'll become a paying member when my net worth exceeds Simons
11:01
Simon accidentally making jerk-off motions while talking about self-confidence should probably be made into an edit somewhere.
Legendary work Lorelei!
Thank you! Though I think this is my weakest video as I had to rush it.
28:11 lorelei, his cup was RIGHT THERE!
In my defence, this one was super rushed. Not my best work, I agree.
32:09 It’s a funny situation where outspoken people against it have the worst versions of it saved to their personal computer. Dozens of people who called even adult characters children have been charged and convicted of crimes against real children. It’s a wild rabbit hole. Back in my day we just took the piss on the people who liked it without much thought but now you got real creeps using it as a smokescreen
With mind bullets.... Simon, you just got even cooler 🤘🖤
I have thick hair that grows fast. I hate thick hair. I'm always having it it thinned out.
You can't do anything with thick hair unless you use a whole can of hairspray....80's flash back ..lol
From an (unfortunately) ex-member of the ug subliminal community I can vouch for the fact that most of them are made by extremely young kids, even the really concerning ones. It's really sad, tbh.
Hehe! I was all in on the reference before he even finished it! I've sung that song SO many times it's borderline a mantra at this point.
Simon knew something pop culture-y! I was shocked!
This CD was the theme of my college career. I know all the songs on it even the bonus track. I named my first car Jack after Jack Black.
@@monicajones7858 That's pretty awesome!
@@R0bobb1e thanks! My newest obsession is their rendition of Hit Me Baby One More Time. I'm sure my husband is annoyed by now but you can't argue with greatness.
@@monicajones7858 I've not heard that one yet, will have to check it out. If anyone gets annoyed by TD, then they need to rethink their lives! lol
”I can’t believe people watch ads!” Then reads ad. 😂
BAH!! I normally listen to Brain Blaze while doing chores i dont have to look at the screen. BUT NOT TODAY!!! Having to find each message.
I thought the cup was so Simon wasn’t admitting to drinking beer at 8 am. And his kids cup too.
Ahhh I got that reference and you're a touch cooler now Simon. Plus your editors are top notch 👌.
Why thank you! I personally think this is my weakest edit, but I'll take the praise regardless! 🤘
@@EveryFairyDies I really appreciate the humor and pop culture reference that I rarely miss. You bring real smiles to the faces of real people. Cheers.
@@adamdaley8090 Aw, thanks Adam!
Lorelei is the best. No subliminal messaging required.
Awww 🥰 You're the best! 🤘
The Astarion meme, followed by "If you were already thirsty..." 🤣
No lie, when you said "impossible beautiful subliminals" I got an ad for kitten adoption" which I skipped, your real subliminal message scared the shit out of me!
"dudes are kinda f**ked up" - Simon and me, same page.
Lorelei had me cracking up with those "subliminal messages." 😂
Nope, haven't bought a Brain Blaze membership yet. The irony of talking about skipping the adverts just before having one for shoes.
31:12 - The background music is upbeat for such a dark subject.
Love when I get a new dose of Simon.